I’m from Calgary so I suppose what I mean is “there are so few people there’s a high chance that I’ll be recognized, 10 houses are built on every lot that’s been subdivided to hell and back, and 90% of the population here is crackheads and boomers- a combination of factors that make me feel like I’ll be in the back of a squad car on the way to the psych ward before I can catch my breath”
But that felt more long winded than dense