I have met exactly one cat person whose home wasn't saturated with cat fur. Cat people are usually lazy about their pets. Low maintenance? Sure, if you don't do anything!


Cats need regular brushing and nail clipping in order to mitigate the horrendous shedding and clawing everything. But cats are almost impossible to work with. I get it, they're "independent" and you do everything on their terms. But when it comes to maintaining a livable household, it sucks! Cat people seem to be afraid of their cats when doing this, afraid they'll be scratched, even though brushing and clipping their nails is actually beneficial to the cat. So they just let things go.


Another thing is constant, and I mean CONSTANT, cleaning. Cats are NOT clean animals in any sense of the word. Tbh they might actually be the dirtiest housepet ever! I've always felt a little uncomfortable in a cat household because it's just OF CAT. And almost all cat people are all, "Oh, it's not my house, it's the cat's."


Eff that! When I live with other humans or creatures, I want everyone to feel safe and comfortable in the home. Not one little spoiled brat who does nothing just dominating everything. I don't want kids and won't live in a household with kids (sorry, just... no), but I'll give that at least if they're raised right they'll help with chores and stuff. Cats don't do shit.


Sometimes cats are sweet, funny, and cute. And that's it. That's the tradeoff for all that work. 99% of the time they have an ornery side as well, like knocking things over. They're so. Fucking. Annoying!