"But, like, I've done, like Jiu-jitsu and stuff. As a human I would be able to keep my head under pressure and know to go for the eyes and soft spots. I mean, I'm definitely getting hurt, but yeah, at the end I think I take him."

A summary of an actual conversation I had with my dipshit brother in law a few years ago when this subject was brought up. It is astounding how dumb people are. I say we take that 6% and give them the fight they want.