Picking up the wombat is ok. Weird, not a good choice, a bad choice even. But it’s something a teenager might do if they were growing up rural and regularly encountered wombats around their home. Crucially, most people who would do that do it as part of learning how to relate to our natural world. 

Doing it as an adult for the clicks is where it gets 🤢, and refusing to admit you’re in the wrong is 🤮

Just go away, we don’t want you here


Edit: if nothing else, you’re a villain, for all those unnecessary commas in this post