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conversations.value: What could be a title for a book about Starla, Eula, South with the genre: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction?
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conversations.value: A title for this book could be 'Whistling Past the Graveyard'
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conversations.value: Do you know the first five paragraphs for this book?
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conversations.value: Whistling Past the Graveyard
  Delve deep into the history of American entertainment, and you'll find yourself in an idyllic little town where the sheriff enforced the law with nothing more than down-home common sense, an aw-shucks grin, and a brook-no-bullshit attitude caked in casual calmness. Of course, that sheriff would have never used the word "bullshit," because there just weren't no need to curse when you visited Mayberry.
  From 1960 to 1968, Mayberry was the setting for "The Andy Griffith Show." Andy Griffith was the sheriff of a small town that epitomized the projected values of Main Street, USA. He was famous for not carrying a gun. His erstwhile, bumbling deputy Barney Fife did carry a gun, yet had only one bullet.
  People are all different, but there are tells that let you instinctively group them by nation, by region, and if you're from that region, sometimes even by a specific town or city block. People talk a certain way, act a certain way. Their values, both the ones they openly espouse in the light of day and the ones they hide away in the dark, they can be fingerprints that thumb-down on a particular zip code. That's what Jonathan's stories are like—no matter where the kids wind up in the big bad world, no matter if they succeed or fail, they all graduated from the same high school—within a few sentences, you can just tell these stories came from the same place.
  Let's call this place "Maberryland." It's a small town set somewhere in America's mountains, where maps aren't all that accurate, where families have lived for ten generations, where cell phones rarely get service and where outsiders simply do not go. Which is good, actually, because while outsiders may walk in vertical, they usually leave horizontal. If they leave at all.
  Jump in a time machine with me. We travel from 1960-68, the era of The Andy Griffith Show's eight seasons, to 2006-2016, the first ten years of Jonathan's writing career. In the 45-odd years between the two, the Hollywood image of American law enforcement has shifted, to say the least. We leap from Andy Griffith—an unflappable pacifist—to the signature creation of Jonathan's mind, Joe Ledger, a man who embraces both his justified rage and the face-shearing violence that comes with it.
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conversations.value: Do you know two more paragraphs? End with the sentence '"'.
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conversations.value: Jim stepped closer, and with each step his smile faded a little more. He stopped a few feet away, the smile gone now. Donny saw that Jim's face was streaked with mud. His skin gleamed as white as milk through the grime.
  Jim shrugged. "I just remember. The pain in my throat. How hard it was to try and breathe. The air in my lungs feeling like it was catching fire. Shit, there's no part of that I'll ever forget." He glanced at Donny and then away again. More furtive this time. "I remember how scared I was. I pissed my pants. Imagine that, man. Me dying and pissing my pants and even with all that pain I think I felt worse 'cause I gave myself a golden shower. Isn't that fucked up? I mean, how pathetic is that? I'm dying, some motherhumper is tearing my throat out with his teeth, and I'm worried about what people will think when they find out I juiced my shorts."
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conversations.value: Do you know the last five paragraphs?
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conversations.value: Back at my place. In my room with all the windows painted black. Lying in bed, praying for sleep, knowing it wouldn't come. Not unless I drank all the lights out.
  They're always there. Always standing around my bed. Pale faces, gray faces. Most of them are silent. They stand there and stare at me, and sometimes at their own faces on my skin.
  Mrs. King was there now. She wasn't silent. She was one of the screamers. She'd loved being alive. She'd loved her kids. And she fought so damn hard.
  And she'd scream like that every night for as long as I lived. That was the price and we'd both been willing to pay it.
  Tomorrow I'll get up, get washed, and maybe I'll spend the day chasing a bail skip. Or maybe a client will find me.
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conversations.value: Delete the last sentence.
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conversations.value: Back at my place. In my room with all the windows painted black. Lying in bed, praying for sleep, knowing it wouldn't come. Not unless I drank all the lights out.
  They're always there. Always standing around my bed. Pale faces, gray faces. Most of them are silent. They stand there and stare at me, and sometimes at their own faces on my skin.
  Mrs. King was there now. She wasn't silent. She was one of the screamers. She'd loved being alive. She'd loved her kids. And she fought so damn hard.
  And she'd scream like that every night for as long as I lived. That was the price and we'd both been willing to pay it.
  Tomorrow I'll get up, get washed, and maybe I'll spend the day chasing a bail skip.