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  Sue Townsend's papers, including the original Adrian Mole manuscripts, are held in the Special Collections archives at the University of Leicester, where she is a Distinguished Honorary Fellow, the highest award the University can give. She is an Honorary Doctor of Letters at Loughborough University and a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature. Her awards include the Frink Award at the Women of the Year Awards, and a James Joyce Award of the Literary and Historical Society of University College Dublin. In 2009 she was given the Honorary Freedom of Leicester.
  Two months frying burgers and changing the calor-gas cylinder in an A46 lay-by. I couldn't forget Eddie's warning words on my first day: 'you'll never shake off the stink of the fat, lad. It makes it hard to get a woman outside the trade.'
  It was the review from A.A. Gill in The Times 'Offally Good! is offally bad. A wooden Presenter, Adrian Mole, stumbles and bumbles his way through twenty minutes of Crossroads-quality TV. We watch with horrible fascination as he makes sheep's head broth. After twenty minutes Mole Produces a Pot of grey liquid, on the surface of which floats a layer of scum.'
  Three weeks selling alarms door to door for the alluring Bellinda Bellingham. A low point in my life. My sales patter started: 'Don't you think your family deserves more protection from the dark forces of evil that are at large in our community?'
  I left after a dispute over Jane Austen with Miss Froggatt, the head librarian. I still maintain that her work is romantic fiction and does not belong in the literary stacks
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conversations.value: A hydraulic-engineering graduate working at a newsagent's in Oxford. Quietly pretty, she is attracted to an oblivious Adrian, eventually drawing him to London despite his reservations over her profligate use of exclamation marks and love of Guns 'n' Roses. She gets him out of grey slip-on loafers and into Next and the 1990s.
  Beautiful Gestalt psychotherapist, with long flowing 'midnight river' hair and no shortage of clients suffering from transference. Adrian is quite willing to pay her £30 and beat a chair with a stick. A boxing fan.
  Celebrity novelist and drinker, teaches Adrian 'Writing for Pleasure' at the Faxos Institute, Faxos. She 'facilitates Adrian's epiphany' and encourages him to swim naked in the Aegean.
  African Princess. Heiress to her mother's Nigerian lorry tyre conglomerate. Tall, beautiful, dreadlocked, marries Adrian out of a mixture of pity and love. A talented artist and mother of William Mole. Out of Adrian's league in every way possible, the marriage can only be seen as a folie à deux.
  Adrian's live-in landlord/boss. An undercover popular-culture academic with three precocious children and a babysitting problem. Wears his hair in late-period Elvis' style, and laughs like a barking dog.
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conversations.value: Panicking, Prime Minister Clare enlists the help of Jack Sprat, the policeman on the door of No 10, and sets out to discover what the country really thinks of him. In disguise, they venture into the great unknown: the mean streets of Great Britain...
  This sparkling collection of Sue Townsend's hilarious non-fiction covers everything from hosepipe bans to Spanish restaurants, from writer's block to slug warfare, from slob holidays to the banning of beige.
  These funny, perceptive and touching pieces reveal Sue, ourselves and the nation in an extraordinary new light. Sit back and chortle away as one of Britain's most popular and acclaimed writers takes a feather to your funny bone.
  Seventeen years ago Angela Carr aborted an unwanted child. The child's father, Christopher Moore, was devastated by the loss and he retreated from the world. Unable to accept what had happened between them, both went their separate ways.
  However, when Christopher makes a horrifying discovery whilst out walking his dog on the heath he finds that he is compelled to confront Angela about the past. As they start seeing each another again can they avoid the mistakes of the past? And will their future together be eclipsed by those mistakes of yesterday?
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conversations.value: Panicking, Prime Minister Clare enlists the help of Jack Sprat, the policeman on the door of No 10, and sets out to discover what the country really thinks of him. In disguise, they venture into the great unknown: the mean streets of Great Britain...
  This sparkling collection of Sue Townsend's hilarious non-fiction covers everything from hosepipe bans to Spanish restaurants, from writer's block to slug warfare, from slob holidays to the banning of beige.
  These funny, perceptive and touching pieces reveal Sue, ourselves and the nation in an extraordinary new light. Sit back and chortle away as one of Britain's most popular and acclaimed writers takes a feather to your funny bone.
  Seventeen years ago Angela Carr aborted an unwanted child. The child's father, Christopher Moore, was devastated by the loss and he retreated from the world. Unable to accept what had happened between them, both went their separate ways.
  However, when Christopher makes a horrifying discovery whilst out walking his dog on the heath he finds that he is compelled to confront Angela about the past.