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conversations.value: Do you know a description for a book titled Hits and Misses about span>the, Everyman with the genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor?
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conversations.value: <span>the author's characters are universal, they are 'Everyman,' struggling to make their living in offices and public vehicles and in the streets.</span><span>He relates to us the many moods and colors.</span>
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conversations.value: Do you know the first three paragraphs for this book? End with the sentence ' Center Bert Ragumson is missing both of his legs, half back Lance Ricardo is playing without a head, and the entire defensive line is fully paralyzed.'.
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conversations.value: Hits and Misses
  Coach Simon's postgame meltdowns have become so violent that League Commissioner Mom has threatened to ban foosball forever. The young coach has promised to "be good," but as his losing streak continues, his outbursts have only intensified.
  Right wing Johnny Hult recalled another recent loss. "We were about to win, for the first time all season. But at the last second, the Blue Team's goalie kicked the ball across the entire length of the field, to win the game 10–9. I figured Coach Simon would start screaming, like how he usually does, but instead he got this far-off look in his eyes, like he had seen a ghost. He walked away from the table, and as he was walking he just sort of collapsed. Like, his legs kind of just went out from under him. Then he let out this kind of animal shriek and started tearing at his hair, like literally ripping out entire tufts. It's sort of like he went crazy. Meanwhile, Coach Nathaniel [of the Blue Team] was laughing. It was not a good day for the sport."
  Coach Simon's decision to physically discipline his players has resulted in several injuries. Center Bert Ragumson is missing both of his legs, half back Lance Ricardo is playing without a head, and the entire defensive line is fully paralyzed.
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conversations.value: Do you know five more paragraphs? Start with the sentence 'The dwarf turned away from me and whispered to the group'.
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conversations.value: The dwarf turned away from me and whispered to the group. He spoke so softly I could barely hear him.
  The nobles cheered as the dwarf launched into his impersonation. I had trouble understanding it, because it so little resembled myself. First, he shrieked loudly and waved his hands like an imbecile. Next, he bowed deeply at the waist. Lastly, he turned around and mimed someone reacting to the performance—his face blank with misery and boredom. As the nobles started cheering, I finally grasped the meaning of the impression.
  I began to retreat back through the sewer hole. But then my sorrow gave way to resolve. I could still restore my reputation. All it would take was the performance of a lifetime.
  The king closed his eyes and covered his face with both his hands. "Oh my God," he said to no one in particular. "This is my nightmare. This, right now, is my nightmare."
  The courtier hurried toward me, a stern look on his face. "Havershire," he said. "Can I talk to you in the hall?"
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conversations.value: Do you know the last four paragraphs?
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conversations.value: She tentatively held out her palm. Yoni took her hand and gave it an exploratory squeeze. Their fingers clasped, and Yoni realized, with shock, that he was rising slowly with her off the ground.
  Yoni and Clara floated upward toward the ceiling. Outside, the California sun was rising, flooding the gutted studio with light.
  The internet was a wonderful invention. It was a computer network which people used to remind other people that they were awful pieces of shit.
  Growing up is hard to do, and generation Y seem to be finding it harder than ever. Meet Simon Rich's latest creations in these very funny short stories: anxious parents, ungrateful kids and a well-meaning angel of death.
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conversations.value: Reverse the sentences.
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conversations.value: Meet Simon Rich's latest creations in these very funny short stories: anxious parents, ungrateful kids and a well-meaning angel of death..
  Growing up is hard to do, and generation Y seem to be finding it harder than ever. It was a computer network which people used to remind other people that they were awful pieces of shit.
  The internet was a wonderful invention. Outside, the California sun was rising, flooding the gutted studio with light.
  Yoni and Clara floated upward toward the ceiling. Their fingers clasped, and Yoni realized, with shock, that he was rising slowly with her off the ground. Yoni took her hand and gave it an exploratory squeeze.She tentatively held out her palm