conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Give me a description for a book titled The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done about with the genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: *Too lazy to drive to his girlfriend's house, a man ties helium balloons to a lawn chair--and ends up at 15,000 feet, closing the L. A. airport.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Give me the first four paragraphs for this book.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done
  It was a lot like a scene from a gangster movie: Two masked men rushed into a bank (it happened to be in Jaumpur in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh), guns drawn, and demanded that the manager behind the counter hand over the money—pronto.
  Although the guns were very convincing, the manager hesitated. He didn't have any money, he explained.
  Three men decided to rob the Royal Bank of Scotland in 1975. But they got off on the wrong foot—and never recovered.
  It all started when they got stuck in the revolving doors of the bank entrance. The incompetent criminals were finally freed by the bank staff, and they left the building.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Give me three more paragraphs.. Start with the sentence 'It wasn't until later that he learned that the speech topic had somehow gotten garbled in the translation'.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: It wasn't until later that he learned that the speech topic had somehow gotten garbled in the translation. It wasn't "breast-feeding" he should have been addressing, but "press freedom."
  A court in New York awarded two students from Pratt University $1,000. They had sued the university, claiming the math in their computer course was "too hard."
  An Israeli hospital patient was heavily sedated for two weeks after receiving kidney and pancreas transplant operations. He was awakened when he heard the sound of a missile alert. When he looked up from his bed, he saw doctors and nurses—all wearing gas masks because of the air-raid threat—surrounding him. His immediate thought: He had died and gone to either heaven or hell.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Give me the last three paragraphs.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: The yachtsman's wife was not as calm. In her words, "I thought my husband was an experienced sailor, but when I looked at the [road] map and saw that the Isle of Wight appeared as a pinhead, I began to feel uneasy."
  The Bedford Gas and Light Company in 1979 announced plans to put in yellow streetlights at a town on Cape Cod.
  But Lois Crane, a color consultant, launched an angry campaign against them. The reason? Yellow, combined with the red traffic lights, would incite people to wild sex.