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conversations.value: What could be a title for a book about Latin, Bernires, Louis with the genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor?
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conversations.value: A title for this book could be 'The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts'
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conversations.value: The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts: The town of Chiriguaná is threatened with rape and murder by the caprices of the thuggish Capitan Figueras, and drought, thanks to the spoilt Doña Constanza's plan to divert the Mula river in order to feed her swimming pool.\nWhen Doña Constanza is kidnapped by communist guerillas and held for ransom, the unkindness she had shown towards her tenants leads them to celebrate a three-day long fiesta.\nSeveral chapters focus on individual characters, from those detailing the life of Aurelio, the magical Sierra-turned-Jungle Indian, to those involving Chiriguaná, to letters home to France from Antoine, and to those of the guerilla characters.\nIn the capital of the nation, the handsome young Capitan Asado is promoted to Colonel and given orders from the highest positions in the military to eliminate subsersives and communists through whatever means necessary.\nAfter initial distress, Colonel Asado hardens, his objectives change, and thousands of ordinary civilians are kidnapped during the night and driven in Ford Falcons to army buildings where they are systematically tortured and killed.\nJournalists and relatives who report the kidnappings are abducted themselves, and the capital of the nation becomes lawless and fearful.\nThe escapades and political in-fighting of the divided and deeply corrupt military drive the people of Chiriguaná to fight the army, and after the battle, to flee, en masse, in an exodus to the mountains.\nGuided by Aurelio, and accompanied by a mysterious host of cats, the townspeople travel away from the degenerate civilisation of Chiriguaná towards a new civilization rooted in past magic and majesty.\nShortly after their departure, an earthquake triggers a great tsunami, which destroys a vast area of the Mula Basin jungles.\nDue to Aurelio's premonition of it, they observe the event from higher ground.\nThe long journey takes the townspeople across high plateaus and through tropical jungles, and at its end Don Emmanuel and Aurelio traverse a glacier to navigate over a mountain.\nAn avalanche occurs, which both men miraculously survive, and exposes hundreds of long-buried colonial Spanish conquistadors and their hundreds of Indian slaves, who had been perfectly preserved in ice for centuries.\nThe earthquake earlier in the journey had burst the dam of a lake-filled valley, situated over the mountain Don Emmanuel and Aurelio climbed.\nThe draining of the valley had exposed the remnants of an Inca town, partially buried in mud.\nAt the valley end there is a cliff dropping down to the jungle below, which lies under deposited mud from the burst dam.\nThe townspeople clear the mud from the buildings in the Inca town, and the new town is subsequently named Cochadebajo de los Gatos after the Inca stone statues of jaguars which line it.\nThe mud deposited on the flattened jungle below the valley provides fertile farmland for the new town, and mud-brick terraces are built on which to grow crops.\nThe conquistadores are brought back to life by Aurelio and, after initial rampant chaos, eventually adapt to their new lives alongside the main characters in the new town.
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conversations.value: The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts
  Remedios smiled to herself. She knew perfectly well that they would choose Gonzago and Tomás, and she understood that Constanza was much less likely to escape with Gonzago jealously waiting near Don Hugh's hacienda. "And by the way, Constanza..."
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conversations.value: Successful speculators on the wildly fluctuating financial markets went abroad on lavish holidays and spent forty-one billion dollars over two years, mostly in the United States, because the peso was still officially overvalued against the dollar, thus making dollars cheap. For the same reason imports increased 55 percent in one year.
  After three years of the economic miracle, Dr. Jorge Badajoz took stock of the following information in his ministry's annual report: Since he had come to office, 90 percent of credit and currency was in the hands of the state, living standards had dropped by 50 percent, and so had manufacturing output. The foreign debt was sixty million dollars, and inflation had doubled to 400 percent. The treasury had printed the first-ever million-peso note. Dr. Badajoz sold everything he had and, bitter, disillusioned, and sad, disappeared suddenly with trunkfuls of dollars and was next heard of living in Uruguay.
  Raoul Buenanoce was a cultured man who foresaw a great future for the capital under his paternal guidance. Here is his speech upon acceding to office in the same year as Dr. Badajoz:
  This noble oration, followed by loud applause, preceded the most extraordinarily ambitious building program in the history of the world.
  His first project was to build a giant highway to the airport that would cut right through the middle of the city. He raised one billion dollars on the international markets and cut a swath through the most ancient and historical part of the city, since the highway was to be fifteen lanes wide. It was absolutely straight except for where it had to go around the Norwegian Embassy, which had refused to move until Regina Olsen was released. Buenanoce made three thousand people homeless, and the project was never completed because he was impatient to get on with the park. The last part of the highway ended halfway across a bridge, and everyone still drove to the airport along the old route.
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conversations.value: The last part of the highway ended halfway across a bridge, and everyone still drove to the airport along the old route.. Buenanoce made three thousand people homeless, and the project was never completed because he was impatient to get on with the park. It was absolutely straight except for where it had to go around the Norwegian Embassy, which had refused to move until Regina Olsen was released. He raised one billion dollars on the international markets and cut a swath through the most ancient and historical part of the city, since the highway was to be fifteen lanes wide.
  His first project was to build a giant highway to the airport that would cut right through the middle of the city. Badajoz:
  This noble oration, followed by loud applause, preceded the most extraordinarily ambitious building program in the history of the world. Here is his speech upon acceding to office in the same year as Dr.
  Raoul Buenanoce was a cultured man who foresaw a great future for the capital under his paternal guidance. Badajoz sold everything he had and, bitter, disillusioned, and sad, disappeared suddenly with trunkfuls of dollars and was next heard of living in Uruguay. Dr. The treasury had printed the first-ever million-peso note. The foreign debt was sixty million dollars, and inflation had doubled to 400 percent. Jorge Badajoz took stock of the following information in his ministry's annual report: Since he had come to office, 90 percent of credit and currency was in the hands of the state, living standards had dropped by 50 percent, and so had manufacturing output.
  After three years of the economic miracle, Dr. For the same reason imports increased 55 percent in one year.Successful speculators on the wildly fluctuating financial markets went abroad on lavish holidays and spent forty-one billion dollars over two years, mostly in the United States, because the peso was still officially overvalued against the dollar, thus making dollars cheap
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conversations.value: The ancient bitch that had not run with the other dogs was coming through the trees, carrying in her mouth, as a cat carries its kitten, one tiny puppy. Aurelio bent down, took the puppy in his arms, and ruffled its ears. The puppy yawned and tried to suckle at Aurelio's clothing.
  When he returned to the clearing, he saw that Carmen's hair had turned completely white, and he knew that at last the whole world had changed and was beginning again.
  The years were to prove Aurelio right, even though, as in all periods of improvement and progress there were to be reversals and calamities.
  Here the history of the War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts comes to a close, and in its place begins the history of the city of Cochadebajo de los Gatos; of the unsurpassable love of Remedios and the Conde Pompeyo Xavier de Estremadura; of Francesca and Capitan Papagato; of Parlanchina's child; of the children of Farides, of Annicca, Dionisio and the Coca Letters; all this being also the History of the New Albigensian Crusade and the terrible crimes of the New Inquisition.
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conversations.value: The ancient bitch that had not run with the other dogs was coming through the trees, carrying in her mouth, as a cat carries its kitten, one tiny puppy. Aurelio bent down, took the puppy in his arms, and ruffled its ears. The puppy yawned and tried to suckle at Aurelio's clothing. 
  She smiled indulgently at him as he stood looking at the puppy protectively, giving it his finger to suckle. 
  When he returned to the clearing, he saw that Carmen's hair had turned completely white, and he knew that at last the whole world had changed and was beginning again. 
  The years were to prove Aurelio right, even though, as in all periods of improvement and progress there were to be reversals and calamities. 
  Here the history of the War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts comes to a close, and in its place begins the history of the city of Cochadebajo de los Gatos; of the unsurpassable love of Remedios and the Conde Pompeyo Xavier de Estremadura; of Francesca and Capitan Papagato; of Parlanchina's child; of the children of Farides, of Annicca, Dionisio and the Coca Letters; all this being also the History of the New Albigensian Crusade and the terrible crimes of the New Inquisition.