conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know a description for a book titled What We French Think of You British about British, French, France's with the genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: the author, France's premier misanthropist and lover, introduces the reader to the British character as seen through the eyes of the French. From food and weather to television and pets, he shares his disdainful opinion on all things British and offers advice on just why the French do it so much better. The book features: "Dans La Rue", an eye-spy parody set on the British high street; "Tits of the Brits", a poem concerning the large British bust vs the petite French cup; "Stolen French", a guide to words the British have stolen from the French; "The British Joke", Marcel's take on British humour; and, "The Monarchy", including why the French got rid of theirs.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know the first five paragraphs for this book? End with the sentence '
  Tired of being told by your government that your favourite pastime is killing you? Sick of feeling guilt for something that calms you down in this crazy modern world?'.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: What We French Think of You British
  Banned in several countries, this hard-hitting horror tale for children is a must for parents wishing to scare their children into behaving. Its central character is the ghost of a murderer who eats children's souls.
  A collection of poetic praise for the frontal bumps of ladies. Subjects' names have been changed, mainly because I could not remember all of them, but the sentiment remains the same. Contains 'The Tits of The Brits', 'Téton À Téton' and 'Breast(s) of Friends'.
  What better talisman could you have during the act of sexual intercourse? I cannot be there to guide you in person, so this is the next best thing and an extra thrill for the woman of your affections.
  Disclaimer: condoms are not a 100 percent guarantee against insemination. Marcel will have nothing to do with any children born as a result of wearing a Marcel Lucont condom.
  Tired of being told by your government that your favourite pastime is killing you? Sick of feeling guilt for something that calms you down in this crazy modern world?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know another paragraph?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: Disclaimer: condoms are not a 100 percent guarantee against insemination. Marcel will have nothing to do with any children born as a result of wearing a Marcel Lucont condom.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know the last five paragraphs?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: A collection of poetic praise for the frontal bumps of ladies. Subjects' names have been changed, mainly because I could not remember all of them, but the sentiment remains the same. Contains 'The Tits of The Brits', 'Téton À Téton' and 'Breast(s) of Friends'.
  What better talisman could you have during the act of sexual intercourse? I cannot be there to guide you in person, so this is the next best thing and an extra thrill for the woman of your affections.
  Disclaimer: condoms are not a 100 percent guarantee against insemination. Marcel will have nothing to do with any children born as a result of wearing a Marcel Lucont condom.
  Tired of being told by your government that your favourite pastime is killing you? Sick of feeling guilt for something that calms you down in this crazy modern world?
  Well simply place these labels over your cigarette packet, to show the world how committed you are to this pursuit, in this age of over-enforced legislation.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Delete the last sentence.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: A collection of poetic praise for the frontal bumps of ladies. Subjects' names have been changed, mainly because I could not remember all of them, but the sentiment remains the same. Contains 'The Tits of The Brits', 'Téton À Téton' and 'Breast(s) of Friends'.
  What better talisman could you have during the act of sexual intercourse? I cannot be there to guide you in person, so this is the next best thing and an extra thrill for the woman of your affections.
  Disclaimer: condoms are not a 100 percent guarantee against insemination. Marcel will have nothing to do with any children born as a result of wearing a Marcel Lucont condom.