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conversations.value: Provide a description for a book titled One Man, Two Guvnors about Splendidly, Times, lifts with the genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor.. Start with the sentence '"Splendidly sillysatanic and seraphic, dirty-minded and utterly innocent'.
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conversations.value: "Splendidly sillysatanic and seraphic, dirty-minded and utterly innocent." NY Times. "lifts audiences from mere happiness to eye-watering, comic hysteria." Variety. "The most glorious comedy on the planet." Daily Mail (London). "If you're not having a good time at this show, you may be on the wrong medication." Hollywood Reporter.
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conversations.value: Provide the first five paragraphs for this book.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: One Man, Two Guvnors
  I'm not using continental scene changes, ie: the scene doesn't change on the entrance of new character, rather scene changes are restricted to time and location changes.
  CHARLIE: I've only ever spoken three times, formally, in public, in my life, and each time I've been banged up by the judge straight afterwards! For twenty years, me and Pauline's mother, Jean, were happy, and then, unfortunately, just by chance, we met each other. Alan, you've decided to get married, and as a man who has been married, I'd just like to say, I do hope you realize you're making a terrible mistake.
  CHARLIE: No Latin! Please! I have enough difficulty understanding you when you're speaking English. But, seriously, wivout Harry, I wouldn't be here today, I'd be behind bars, where, let's face it, by rights, I oughta be.
  LLOYD: – of Pauline Clench and Roscoe Crabbe, which was a shock because I always thought Roscoe was, you know, homosexual.
  LLOYD: Revenge! The boyfriend testified against Roscoe in court. Put him away for four years. Man! It's obvious! Who is Roscoe gonna get into a fight with on his first day of freedom?
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conversations.value: Add another sentence about Alan.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: One Man, Two Guvnors
  I'm not using continental scene changes, ie: the scene doesn't change on the entrance of new character, rather scene changes are restricted to time and location changes. 
  CHARLIE: I've only ever spoken three times, formally, in public, in my life, and each time I've been banged up by the judge straight afterwards! For twenty years, me and Pauline's mother, Jean, were happy, and then, unfortunately, just by chance, we met each other. Alan, you've decided to get married, and as a man who has been married, I'd just like to say, I do hope you realize you're making a terrible mistake. 
  CHARLIE: No Latin! Please! I have enough difficulty understanding you when you're speaking English. But, seriously, wivout Harry, I wouldn't be here today, I'd be behind bars, where, let's face it, by rights, I oughta be. Over to you Alan. 
  LLOYD: – of Pauline Clench and Roscoe Crabbe, which was a shock because I always thought Roscoe was, you know, homosexual. 
  LLOYD: Revenge! The boyfriend testified against Roscoe in court. Put him away for four years. Man! It's obvious! Who is Roscoe gonna get into a fight with on his first day of freedom?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Provide five more paragraphs.
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conversations.value: FRANCIS: Chicken balls. Really? I didn't think chickens had... Cockerels obviously. Never understood soup. You don't need a knife and fork to eat it, so it's not food, so it must be drink, in which case I'd rather have a pint.
  Kathryn! I'm just going to load this up with vegetables for later. Let's get you and the tureen back down there.
  FRANCIS: It's Alfie! Hide. Hide Kathryn. Hide! Put your head through the hole this time, that's what it's there for.
  GARETH: Crêpe Suzette. When you were training in Ashby-de-la-Zouch, did they teach you how to do a proper crêpe?
  Do you know how to do crêpe suzette? Do you serve it and set fire to it or set fire to it and serve it as it were? You haven't got a clue have you? Let's get you and the stash back down there.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Provide the last four paragraphs.. End with the sentence ' You guvnor, and you guvnor, you can't criticise me for doing the same, for I too have fallen in love.'.
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conversations.value: ALFIE: Don't apologise. Paddy has died, so you can go on holiday with Francis to Majorca. Here. Page 62.
  LLOYD: Man! What is it you don't understand?! Paddy never existed! Francis made Paddy up so's he could rip you both off for two salaries.
  FRANCIS: Alright! I made Paddy up. I've been working for you, and simultaneously and at the same time for you. I'm only one man but I had two guvnors. I'm sorry you feel deceived, both of you, but I worked hard didn't I, I held down two jobs, and –
  FRANCIS: Only the man who never does nothing, never makes no mistakes. Judge me as you wished to be judged. Both of you have deceived people today for love. You guvnor, and you guvnor, you can't criticise me for doing the same, for I too have fallen in love.