conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know a description for a book titled More Letters from a Nut about Ted, Romeo, Juliet with the genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor? Start with the sentence 'Ted L the author continues his gently surreal correspondence with the great and the good'.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: Ted L the author continues his gently surreal correspondence with the great and the good. His hilarious and bizarre letters - as before with unusual queries, complaints and requests - not only manage to fool many recipients into starchy and strait-laced answers but in some cases elicit equally hilarious, tongue-in-cheek replies. Ted writes to ask a certain soft drink giant if it's okay to sell his own 'Kiet Doke' brand of soda (in case it harms their sales) and contacts a restaurant to ask if he can bring his own waiter, as 'he brings me my soup hot and my salad with just the right amount of dressing'. That Ted can bring out people's welcoming and hospitable side with a letter detailing the problem of the permanent squeak he suffers when walking is a tribute to his unique style. Innocent as it is at turns outrageous, More Letters from a Nut is totally enthralling and painfully funny: 'Dear Mayor's Office: I want to give back to the community. I want to stage the play "Romeo and Juliet" using otter. There will be no racy scenes but some holding. Otters will play Romeo, Juliet, and the others. We will bring the otters out at the intermission to pet. These otters are something to see. They have performed this play many times with only one biting incident.'
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know the first five paragraphs for this book?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: More Letters from a Nut
  The United States Post Office. I've never thanked them. It's about time. The job they do is so needed and important. Thank you Post Office. You are appreciated!
  Jerry Seinfeld. Funniest person I know. Keeps me laughing every single day. I think it would be impossible to imagine a world without him. As soon as I hear his voice on the phone, we're laughing together.
  Not that I could even surmise what it is that Ted Nancy is actually after. He certainly doesn't seem to want any of these things—for which he so passionately strives—for very long. He seems to inexplicably flit from one thing to another like a monkey on a fast-food griddle:
  What is his compulsion to disturb innocent, honest, hardworking people? People who are doing nothing more than attempting to conduct their daily business in a dignified fashion.
  Why write to a wedding chapel in Las Vegas requesting to have sex in their office after the ceremony? And then when they refuse, to not take no for an answer. To write back again and again. "We would really like to have sex in your office." Does anyone deserve to be accosted in this way?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know three more paragraphs?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: I am sure that I am in possession of a "deed of grant" from the transitional government of the "New State Of Texas" that verifies I own all the land for what you call Lewisville.
  Naturally, I don't want to throw the good people of Lewisville out of my land. You have the best Sizzler! However, I do want to change the name to Perry King. The city of Lewisville will in effect be now known as Perry King, Texas, 75067.
  Who can I communicate with regarding my ownership of the city of Lewisville? I have a legal document signed giving me ownership to this land.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Delete the first sentence.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: Naturally, I don't want to throw the good people of Lewisville out of my land. You have the best Sizzler! However, I do want to change the name to Perry King. The city of Lewisville will in effect be now known as Perry King, Texas, 75067.
  Who can I communicate with regarding my ownership of the city of Lewisville? I have a legal document signed giving me ownership to this land.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know the last four paragraphs?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: Because of the distance between the location of Timothy Fidge Spoon Company and your residence we are curious to know just how you heard about us. Was it through some form of advertising or maybe word of mouth?
  We would also like to know how you heard about us starting out as a small toothpick plant in Maine in the year 1271. Since you mentioned you use small toothpicks all the time, we would be happy to make you a solid gold toothpick. Just let us know if you would prefer the rounded style or flat style.
  At Timothy Fidge Spoon Company, we pride ourselves on quality. It is always gratifying when a customer can identify true quality in a piece that we have produced. We appreciate your comments, and look forward to working with you on any future custom orders.
  Ted L. Nancy has moved to Glendale, California to be closer to the Turkish Paranormal Community (Of which he receives carpet cleaning flyers from)