conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What could be a title for a book about Serritella, Best-selling, Edgar with the genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: A title for this book could be 'Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim'
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know the first paragraph for this book?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim
  David Geffen, according to The Sun and Us Weekly. Not an ex-lover at all, but the gay record executive who headed her then-label Elektra. Supposedly, Simon blamed Geffen for favoring rival singer Joni Mitchell over her.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know five more paragraphs?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: You've heard the folklore that it's okay to sleep with someone after three dates, but I think that's crazy.
  For a normal guy, three dates is too soon. I don't sleep with someone until I'm in love, and I haven't been in love for a long time, if you follow. The odd thing is, to be completely honest, I've gotten some pushback on the issue.
  By which I mean, I recall one date where the guy was miffed that I wouldn't sleep with him, saying, "Come on, it's not like we're kids anymore."
  I'm not sure I follow. I may be in my fifties, but I still have feelings. And there has to be a better line than telling a woman she should sleep with you because she's too old to matter.
  I still link sex with love, maybe even more than when I was younger. I value everything more these days, and yes, I value myself more.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do you know the last four paragraphs?
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: Maybe the main thing about our relationship that will change is the direction. When you were raising me, you had to tell me, teach me, guide me. Now that I'm an adult, let me be the one to reach to you. And you can trust that I always will.
  But there I go again, thinking of how you'll help me, instead of how I can help you. I'm still getting the hang of this new direction myself. Although it can feel like there's greater distance between us, in reality I can offer you so much more now than I could when I was a kid, and I want to. As a child, I was a constant presence of walking, talking, needy love. Of course I still love you, but now I can offer you real friendship, even better than we've known before. I want to give you all the support you've always given me, guidance where I can, fun and joy everywhere else. Just don't ask for grandchildren. You've got at least ten years on that.
  Huge thanks and love to our amazing agents, Molly Friedrich, Lucy Carson, and Molly Schulman of the Friedrich Agency. They're the smartest, funniest, and most loyal bunch you'll ever meet. God bless them for their great good hearts.
  Love to our girlfriends, among them Nan Daley and Nora and Jolie Demchur, Paula Menghetti and Bev, Tori, and Alex, Franca Palumbo and Jessica Limbacher, and of course, Molly Friedrich and Julia, Lucy, and Pi-quy Carson. And thanks and love to Francesca's kitchen cabinet, Katy Andersen, Rebecca Harrington, and Courtney Yip (and the two men she trusts as brothers, Ryder Kessler and Marshall Roy), who help her navigate New York City and everything else. We're blessed in all of you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Delete the last sentence.
conversations.from: assistant
conversations.value: Maybe the main thing about our relationship that will change is the direction. When you were raising me, you had to tell me, teach me, guide me. Now that I'm an adult, let me be the one to reach to you. And you can trust that I always will.
  But there I go again, thinking of how you'll help me, instead of how I can help you. I'm still getting the hang of this new direction myself. Although it can feel like there's greater distance between us, in reality I can offer you so much more now than I could when I was a kid, and I want to. As a child, I was a constant presence of walking, talking, needy love. Of course I still love you, but now I can offer you real friendship, even better than we've known before. I want to give you all the support you've always given me, guidance where I can, fun and joy everywhere else. Just don't ask for grandchildren. You've got at least ten years on that.
  Huge thanks and love to our amazing agents, Molly Friedrich, Lucy Carson, and Molly Schulman of the Friedrich Agency. They're the smartest, funniest, and most loyal bunch you'll ever meet. God bless them for their great good hearts.
  Love to our girlfriends, among them Nan Daley and Nora and Jolie Demchur, Paula Menghetti and Bev, Tori, and Alex, Franca Palumbo and Jessica Limbacher, and of course, Molly Friedrich and Julia, Lucy, and Pi-quy Carson. And thanks and love to Francesca's kitchen cabinet, Katy Andersen, Rebecca Harrington, and Courtney Yip (and the two men she trusts as brothers, Ryder Kessler and Marshall Roy), who help her navigate New York City and everything else.