human
Can you write a poem for me in the style of Oliver Optic?
assistant
Sure, here's a poem in the style of Oliver Optic:
  "Come buckle my shoe."
Come buckle my Shoe.
You lazy Elf!
Pray do it yourself.
_Philadel^a. Pub. and Sold by W. Charles._
Shut the door:
Let us keep ourselves warm
And not think of the storm.
I'm picking some sticks,
That my mother may make
A nice currant Cake.
You are come here too late.
He can go home again.
Who'll buy a fat Hen?
Her bones are so small
You may eat legs and all.
I can dig and can delve,
Take care of the Sows,
And bring home the cows.
_Have recently Published, and for sale,_
The House that Jack built,
The Elm of Kensington, a Parody on the House that
Jack built,
The little Man and Maid,
Flora's Grand Gala,
John Gilpin's ride to Edmonton,
Mrs. Gilpin's return from Edmonton,
Cinderella, or the little Glass Slipper,
The little Poulterer,
The little Farmer,
The World turn'd Upside Down,