human
Can you write a poem for me in the style of Ian Hay?
assistant
Sure, here's a poem in the style of Ian Hay:
  One of R. Caldecott's Picture Books
This is the House that
Jack built.
That lay in the House that
Jack built.
that Jack built.
That killed the Rat,
That lay in the House that Jack built.
That worried the Cat,
That killed the Rat,
That lay in the House that
Jack built.
This is the Cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Dog,
That worried the Cat,
That killed the Rat,
That lay in the House that
Jack built.
This is the Maiden all forlorn,
That milked the Cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Dog,
That worried the Cat,
That killed the Rat,
that Jack built.
This is the Man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the Maiden all forlorn,
That milked the Cow with
the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Dog,
That worried the Cat,
That killed the Rat,
that Jack built.
This is the Priest, all shaven and shorn,
That married the Man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the Maiden all forlorn,
That milked the Cow with
the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Dog,
That worried the Cat,
That killed the Rat,
That lay in the House that
Jack built.
This is the Cock that crowed in the morn
That waked the Priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the Man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the Maiden all forlorn,
That milked the Cow with
the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Dog,
That worried the Cat,
That killed the Rat,
That lay in the House that
Jack built.
This is the Farmer who sowed the corn,
That fed the Cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the Priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the Man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the Maiden all forlorn,
That milked the Cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Dog,
That worried the Cat,
That killed the Rat,
that Jack built.
Randolph Caldecott's
laughing."
_And also_
R. Caldecott's                           R. Caldecott's
_Crown 4to, picture covers._
Randolph Caldecott's Painting Books. Three Volumes
_Each with Outline Pictures to Paint, and Coloured Examples._
A Sketch Book of R. Caldecott's.
_Containing numerous sketches in Colour and black and white._
LONDON. Frederick Warne & Co. & NEW YORK.