human
Got a grouch this morning, haven't you, pop?
gpt
I will not be spoken to like that!
human
I thought you had, said his step-son complacently.
gpt
I can always tell. I don't see why you want to come picking on me, though. I've done nothing.
human
You've been smoking.
gpt
Me!!
human
Smoking cigarettes.
gpt
No, sir!
human
There are two butts in the ash-tray.
gpt
I didn't put them there.
human
One of them is warm.
gpt
It's a warm day.
human
You dropped it there when you heard me come in.
gpt
No, sir! I've only been here a few minutes. I guess one of the fellows was in here before me. They're always swiping your coffin-nails. You ought to do something about it, pop. You ought to assert yourself.