human
Willie, tell me how you would make a maltese cross.
gpt
Step on his tail, mum.
human
Look here, waiter, do you call this a spring chicken? By the lord Harry, it is as tough as a mother-in-law's tongue.
gpt
Yes, sir, I suppose it was hatched from a hardboiled egg!
human
About the only time my tailor gives his customers regular fit, said Buttons,
gpt
See here, my foine loidy, I am going to raise your rent.
human
Oh thanks be to the Lord, said Mrs. O'Hooligan,
gpt
I'm so glad that you intend to raise it for me as Dan aint' working and I'm nather able nor willing to raise it myself.