human
Take me watermelon, he gasped,
gpt
Stuff an' nonsense, said Bill.
human
We don't want your life. What we want is some information. Have you seen a singed possum about this morning?
gpt
Singed possums, sir, yes sir, certainly sir,
human
Singed possums, sir, yes sir, gulped the Bandicoot.
gpt
Very plentiful, sir, this time of the year, sir, owing to the bush fires, sir.
human
Rubbish, roared Bill.
gpt
I don't believe he's seen a singed possum at all.
human
No, sir, quavered the Bandicoot.
gpt
Certainly not, sir. Wouldn't think of seeing singed possums if there was any objection, sir.
human
You're a poltroon, shouted Bill.
gpt
You're a slaverin', quaverin', melon-carryin' nincompoop. There's no more chance of getting information out of you than out of a terrified Turnip.
human
As far as I can see, he said,
gpt
Let courage high resolve inflame Our captive Pud to free; Our banner wave, our words proclaim We march to victory!
human
Bravely sung,