human
Since you ask me, said Berry,
gpt
What's a horoscope?
human
A cross between a birth certificate and a conduct sheet, said I, nodding at Berry.
gpt
His is a wonder. You can get a copy of it for three and sixpence at Scotland Yard.
human
I was born, said my brother-in-law,
gpt
To whose good offices, said Jonah,
human
Uranus, was the airy reply.
gpt
From that deity came also meekness, an unshakable belief in human nature, and the fidgets.
human
You ought to have been called after him,
gpt
My godfathers thought otherwise. In a fit of generosity they gave me my name and a pint pot, which the more credulous declared to be silver, but whose hallmark persistently defied detection. Then the fount dried up. And now let me read your hand. Or would you rather I taught you the three-card trick?
human
It's too dark, I protested.
gpt
Besides, she's going to sing.
human
Who said so? said Adèle.
gpt
I was going to suggest that you told us a fairy tale.
human
A song for a tale,
gpt
Done.