human
Good gracious, what awful looking words! It surely must be Welsh?
gpt
No, that is not Welsh. That is the way the Esquimaux of Greenland speak. It is the name of their paper, and means something to read, interesting news of all sorts. But in this newspaper they never print any news of any sort. They supply the paper to the Topsy-Turveyites every morning quite blank, so that you can provide yourself with your own news. Being perfectly blank, the editors succeed in pleasing all their subscribers.
human
Well, I do not see any advantage in that.
gpt
There you go again! cried the Zankiwank.
human
You always want something with an advantage. What's the use of an advantage, I should like to know? You can only lose it. You cannot give it away. Do try to be original. But listen, Nobody's coming.
gpt
We can see Nobody,
human
Of course. Here he is!