human
Got a dollar?
gpt
Where's the last dollar I gave you?
human
Gone.
gpt
I thought I told you to make it go as far as you could.
human
I did.
gpt
Doesn't look like it.
human
Well, I did; I sent it to the Fiji Island heathen.
gpt
Gentlemen, I only asked for your ears, I don't care for your heads!
human
Why are you sad, Bill?
gpt
Oh, I am troubled with dyspepsia.
human
How can that be?
gpt
I got licked at school 'cause I couldn't spell it.