human
How now, how now! shouted the Mayor.
gpt
A riot going on here, a disturbance in the town of Tooraloo. Constable, arrest these rioters and disturbers.
human
Before going to extremes, said the Constable, in a tremulous voice,
gpt
Unfortunately, said the Mayor,
human
The trouble is, said the Constable,
gpt
Constable, said the Mayor, sternly,
human
Look here, said Bill,
gpt
The Law's just anger must appear. Ho! seize these scoundrels who Pollute the moral atmosphere Of rural Tooraloo.
human
We protest against these cruel words, said the Possum.
gpt
We have been assaulted and battered and snout-bended by ruffians of the worst description.
human
How can Your Worship say such things, said the Wombat,
gpt
If you've been assaulted and battered, said the Mayor,
human
What's fair to one is fair to all, said the Constable.
gpt
You'll admit that, of course?
human
If you're an officer of the Law, A constant felon-catcher, Then do not hesitate before A common puddin'-snatcher.
gpt
We call on you to arrest these assaulters and batterers of people wearing top-hats,
human
Our innocence let all attest, We prove it by our hatter; It is your duty to arrest Not those in top-hats of the best, But those who top-hats batter.