human
Is your life insured?
gpt
Then what are you tackling this for?
human
For the money, said Sam.
gpt
I jes' naturally needs it in my business.
human
What is your business?
gpt
None of your business, mister. Here Sam grinned ingratiating apology for his impertinence and shuffled on his legs.
human
I might be investin' in lottery tickets, only I ain't. Do I get the money?--that's _our_ business.
gpt
Sure you do, Collins replied.
human
When you earn it. Stand over there to one side and wait a moment.--Ladies and gentlemen, if you will forgive the delay, I must ask for more volunteers.--Any more takers? Fifty dollars for sixty seconds. Almost a dollar a second . . . if you win. Better! I'll make it a dollar a second. Sixty dollars to the boy, man, woman, or girl who sticks on Barney's back for one minute. Come on, ladies. Remember this is the day of equal suffrage. Here's where you put it over on your husbands, brothers, sons, fathers, and grandfathers. Age is no limit.--Grandma, do I get you? he uttered directly to what must have been a very elderly lady in a near front row.--
gpt
You see, (to the prospective buyer),
human
I've got the entire patter for you. You could do it with two rehearsals, and you can do them right here, free of charge, part of the purchase.
gpt
You can change the patter according to the cities you're in, he explained to the Frenchman.
human
It's easy to find out the names of the most despised and toughest neighbourhoods or villages, and have the boys hail from them.