human
Begorra, mister, the hardest work for sure is no work at all, at all!
gpt
Keep close to me, now, Tim,
human
Sir, I said to the clerk,
gpt
You don't talk like a bum, he said,
human
Well, what is it?
gpt
I am hungry and thirsty. I have looked for work all day and have utterly failed to find it. Now I have a scheme and I know it will work. Oxalic acid eats away rust. If I had five cents' worth, I could earn a dollar--I know I could.
human
By--! I've been on the Bowery a good many years and haven't been sold once. If you're a skin-game man, I'll throw up my job!