human
What are your charges against this woman, Mr. Swartz,
gpt
Vell your Honor, replied that individual,
human
I vill tell dem in but few words. Dis voman called at my shtore yesterday, and begged me for monish. I gave her von tollar, but she vouldn't take it, and after she left de shtore I found out dat a package of monish, dat was on de safe was gone, I den called mine clerk, and I look for de monish, and he looked for de monish, but ve neider of us find de monish. Den I say dat certainly somepody must take dish monish, and he say so too; den ve remember dat dis voman vas leaning against de safe, and he told me of it, and I remember too, and--
gpt
Explain your charges against the woman as briefly as possible, Mr. Swartz, interrupted the Mayor.
human
I have not time to stay here listening to a long round-about story.
gpt
Von minute your Honor, von minute, replied the wretch.
human
I will soon finish de account. As I vas saying, I remember dat dis voman vas standing leaning by de safe and mine clerk tells me to go to de Trug Shtore, as de voman vent in dere, and I goes in de Trug Shtore, and Mr. Elkin he tells me dat de voman did come in dere and py some physic and dat she valk up de street, and I goes up de street and--
gpt
For goodness sake, Mr. Swartz, let me beg of you to conclude your remarks as soon as possible and not detain the Court with unnecessary statements, again interrupted the Mayor,
human
I see no use for you to repeat all that you did. Just come to the point at once and I will be able to decide whether this woman is to be committed or not.
gpt
Shust von minute longer, your Honor, Mr. Swartz answered,
human
I vill finish directly. Vell, you see, I vent in te street, and I goes up te street, and I asks te beoples if tey see tis voman, and von of tem say he not see te voman, and I ask anoter and he not see te voman, and I ask anoter again and he not see te voman eider.
gpt
If you are going to continue this nonsense all day let me know, and I will prepare myself to listen, as well as to return the other prisoners to jail until to-morrow, observed His Honor.
human
It appears as if you can never get through your tale. Speak quickly and briefly, and do not keep me waiting.
gpt
Shust vait a little vile more nor not so musht, replied Mr. Swartz, and continuing his story he said,
human
I ask everybody if tey sees dis voman and dey say dey not sees te voman, and after I ask everybody von man tell me dat he sees dis voman valk up de shtreet, and I go up de shtreet von little more vay and--
gpt
In the name of Heaven cease your remarks,
human
Gootness, observed that gentleman,
gpt
Yea, replied His Honor,
human
Veil, I vill soon finish, he remarked,
gpt
All this has nothing to do with the charge you have preferred against her, the Mayor said,
human
Vell, ven I sees her I valks pack to mine Shtore and I talks mit mine clerk, and he say I vas have to take out a varrant, and I comes to de City Hall and I takes out de varrant, and I takes two policemen and I goes to te cabin and finds dis voman dere, and she peg me not to take her to jail, but I vouldn't pe pegged and I pring her to jail.
gpt
Mr. Swartz, if you don't conclude your remarks at once I will be necessitated to postpone your case until to-morrow; I I am tired of hearing your remarks, every one of which has been to no purpose. You say the package of money that you lost was found on this woman, and that she had been in your store the same day and had leaned against the safe on the top of which the money had been placed by you.
human
Dat's shust it, replied Mr. Swartz.
gpt
Ven I go mit te voman to te jail te jail man search her and find te monish in her pocket, and it vas te same monish as I had stolen off te safe.--But te monish vas not all dere; over tirty tollars vas taken out of it, and dat vas vat dis voman sphent, and I--
human
That's enough, Mr. Swartz, interrupted the Mayor.
gpt
You have said enough on the subject, and I will now proceed with the accused.