human
Why, Arthur, you didn't get shaved to-day.
gpt
Too bad they can't train cats to understand baseball, remarked the fat man to his neighbor on the bleachers.
human
They'd make ideal umpires. One life for each inning.
gpt
Oh, I am awfully worried. I walk in my sleep.
human
I only wish I could do it. If I could I'd still have my job on the police force.