human
Oh, that's Largs, sir.
gpt
Is it incorporated?
human
Chwat's your wull, sir?
gpt
Is it incorporated?
human
Chwat's your wull, sir?
gpt
Dear me! Is it a borough? Has it magistrates?
human
Oh, yess, sir. Largs has a provost and bailies.
gpt
Do the magistrates wear chains?
human
Na, na, sir; the provost and bailies o' Largs aye gang loose.
gpt
The stately step of a piper is a proverb in Scotland, which reminds us of an anecdote of a certain noble lord, when in attendance upon the Queen at Balmoral, a few years ago. Having been commissioned by a friend to procure a performer on the pipes--he applied to her majesty's piper--a fine stalwart Highlander; and on being asked what kind of article was required, his lordship said in reply,
human
Just such another as yourself. The consequential Celt readily exclaimed
gpt
There's plenty o' lords like yourself, but very few sic pipers as me.