human
You get to the future, Ted, suppose you bring me a newspaper. I'll make it worth your while. I've always treated you fair and square, Ted, now haven't I?
gpt
Maybe you'd like a paper with the stock market quotations, Uncle? From about thirty years from now, say?
human
You get something like that, Ted, I'll pay you! Wouldn't help you out any, because you have nothing to invest. Me now, I could buy something that will keep me in my old age. I'd give you a--hundred bucks for something like that.