human
who arranges such matters had proposed two girls to him, one of whom had one cow and the other two cows
gpt
Now, the
human
Boy liked the girl with one cow far better than her rival who had two, but the magnitude of the sacrifice he wished to make sat heavy on his soul. He consulted a patriarch renowned for his wisdom, and laid great stress upon his love for the girl with one cow. The oracle spake as follows:
gpt
Take the gyurl wid the two cows. There isn't the difference of a cow, begorra, betune any two women in the wor-r-ld. By similar reasoning a superannuated dairymaid with a grogshop is a very different person to the
human
--sovereign lady of her presence, but of no groggery beside. Consequently the woman got married and died, and her husband having proved objectionable was evicted and the grogshop extinguished. This was another grievance against Mr. Bence Jones, who is known to oppose the indiscriminate licensing which takes place in many parts of Ireland. I believe that in the neighbouring townlet of Clonakilty there are no less than forty-two whisky shops, a proportion to make Lord Aberdare's hair to stand on end. Furthermore it seems that after bearing with Mr. Bence Jones for nearly forty years the people have dubbed him
gpt
and
human
epithets certain to be applied to any Englishman who tries to do his own work in his own way in Ireland. Any insistance on anything being done in the master's way instead of the man's is
gpt
Any curt command is