human
Order in the Court,
gpt
This won't do, you know; it's Contempt of Court, bringing your lunch here.
human
An' it please you, My Lord, said the Constable hurriedly,
gpt
As a consequence of which, I see you've pinched the Puddin', said the Judge facetiously.
human
Dear me, what spirits I am in to-day, to be sure!
gpt
The felon has an aroma most dangerously suggestive of beef gravy,
human
Beef gravy? said the Judge.
gpt
Now, it seems to me that the aroma is much more subtly suggestive of steak and kidney.
human
Garnished, I think, with onions,
gpt
In order to settle this knotty point, just hand the felon up here a moment, said the Judge.
human
I don't suppose you've got a knife about you?
gpt
I've got a paper-knife,