human
DUGGAN, ATTENTION! AS YOU'RE AN OLD BALACLAVA SOLDIER, I AM INCLINED TO MAKE ALLOWANCES; BUT THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I HAVE SEEN YOU UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRINK! HOW IS THIS?
gpt
WELL, YOU SEE, SIR, WHEN I GO DOWN TOWN, ONE FELLOW SAYS, 'DUGGAN, WILL YOU HAVE A DRINK?' AND ANOTHER SAYS THE SAME, AND I GET DRUNK WITHOUT KNOWING IT!
human
BUT, DUGGAN, WHEN I GO DOWN TOWN, NO ONE ASKS ME TO TAKE A DRINK!
gpt
YES; BUT YOU'RE NOT NEARLY SUCH A POPULAR MAN, YOU SEE!