human
Admiral, I have a good story to tell you, if you will let me come in.
gpt
I'd see you damned first, you young scum of a fish-pond. Be off, or I'll shy the ham at your head.
human
No, but indeed, my dear admiral, it is such a nice story; it is one just to your fancy.
gpt
Well then, stand there and tell it, but don't come in, for if you do--
human
Well, now, said he,