human
What are you reading?
gpt
Dauntless Ned among the Cannibals,
human
Is it exciting?
gpt
Not very, said the child in a matter-of-fact tone.
human
But it's not bad.
gpt
In a compact mass the gigantic savages rushed upon our hero, shrieking with rage and brandishing their huge clubs. Ned stood his ground fearlessly, his back to a banana tree. With a sweep of his cutlass he severed the head of the leading savage from his body, while with a back stroke of his dirk he stabbed another to the heart. But resistance against such odds was vain. By sheer weight of numbers, Ned was borne to the ground. His arms were then pinioned with stout ropes made of the fibres of the boobooda tree. With shrieks of exultation the savages dragged our hero to an opening in the woods where a huge fire was burning, over which was suspended an enormous caldron of bubbling oil. 'Boil him, boil him,' yelled the savages, now wrought to the point of frenzy.
human
That seems fairly exciting, isn't it?
gpt
Oh, he won't get boiled, said the little boy.
human
He's the hero.