human
May it please your Majesty, it is not the custom of Kings to smoke a pipe while seated upon the throne.
gpt
But it is my custom,
human
It is impolite, and--unkingly!
gpt
Now, see here, old fellow, replied his Majesty,
human
I didn't ask to be King of this country; it's all your own doing. All my life I have smoked whenever I wished, and if I can't do as I please here, why, I won't be king--so there!
gpt
But you must be the King, your Majesty, whether you want to or not. The law says so.
human
If that's the case, returned the King,
gpt
I can do as I please in other things. So you just run and get me a bowl of punch, there's a good fellow.