human
Stop that, Fritz!
gpt
But dot yarn---
human
The road agents may hear it.
gpt
Gosh blame yer fat mug, I'll spin ther yarn anyway now! As I wuz a-tellin' yer, we wuz arter a pirate, an' as a passin' ship captain told us he seen ther lubber a-hidin' in a bay, we made up our minds ter disguise ther frigate so's ter haul up inter gun range o' ther lubber. So we sot ter work, an' paintin' her white, we altered her rig, an' bore down on ther bay. In we went, but ther pirate had gone. Whar? Nobody knowed. We was disappinted. Whar wuz we ter look next? No one knowed. So we sailed away. Night fell. We hadn't gone far afore we sighted her ten leagues away ter ther---
human
Say! You can't see thirty miles at night.
gpt
I meant to say three leagues---
human
Nor three leagues---
gpt
One league then, gosh blame it!
human
That's better.
gpt
Waal, we sighted her b'arin' down on us.
human
And then?