human
Calling Space Platform! _Calling Space Platform!_ CALLING SPACE PLATFORM!
gpt
Space Platform calling Earth. Joe Kenmore reporting. We have made contact with the Platform and completed our landing. Our cargo is now being unloaded. Our landing rockets had to be expended against presumably hostile bombs, and we are now unable to return to Earth. The ship and the Platform, however, are unharmed. I am now waiting for orders. Report ends.
human
Go on! Tell them what a hero you are!
gpt
I'm going to help unload my ship, Joe said shortly.
human
You report what you please.
gpt
Get back at that transmitter! shouted Sanford furiously.
human
Tell 'em you're a hero! Tell 'em you're wonderful! I'll tell 'em how useless it is!