human
Why do you call him 'Mr. Gimlet?' That isn't his name.
gpt
I know. But he's such a bore!
human
You have noticed, I suppose, that the balance of trade, so far as your country and ours are concerned, is still in our favor?
gpt
Nothing of the sort, sir. We exchange a worn-out title for a beautiful American heiress almost every day in the year.
human
I am going to buy two little children.
gpt
Where in the world can you buy them?
human
Down at the department store.
gpt
Who put such nonsense into your head?
human
I saw a big sign in their window to-day, 'Ladies and gents' undressed kids for a dollar.'
gpt
Your father has a strong box at home, hasn't he, Willie,
human
Yes'm, replied Willie;
gpt
This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel.
human
What possible connection is there between the two?
gpt
It's practically having words over nothing.