human
Have you anything to declare?
gpt
Oh, leave it to you!
human
Pardon me, mon ami! You are very pretty boy, you dress in ze most perfect 'chic'; but vy do you speak your own language so ungrammaticallé?
gpt
Why do I speak my hown langwidge so hungrammatical? 'Ang it, yer down't suppowse as I were hedgerkited at Heton or 'Arrow like a bloomin' swell, do yer?
human
Voyez donc ça! Now in France zere is no Eton, no Harrow: all ze public schools are ze same, and ze butcher and baker's little boys go zere, and ze little candlestick-makers, and ze little boys of ze merchants of cheese like you and me!
gpt
Come, I s'y, Walker, yer know! And where do their customers' little boys go?
human
Parbleu! Zey go zere too!!
gpt
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
human
Are you certain that these life-belts are cork, and not half sawdust?
gpt
They are the best quality. We have sold hundreds, and never had a complaint!
human
Oh dear! What a pity that the sea everywhere can't be the Pacific Ocean!
gpt
THE TRAVELLERS' CLUB.
human
WHAT!--NO SOAP! --
gpt
Oh--er--juste regardez ici, mademoiselle! Vous nous avez chargé pour le _savon_--et nous ne l'avons pas _usé_, vous savez, car----
human
Oh, mamma! How _can_ you!