human
It don't do no good to scrap with the cook, was Jimmy Marshall's sage advice.
gpt
If the dirty bum wants to be dirty he can fix us all up. I knowed a cook once wot ---- in the soup an' bully on a English bark. The skipper, he caught him at it, an' puts him in irons. The cook had to be let out though because he was the only one wot could do the work, an' they was mighty careful aft not to rile him after they knowed wot he was. You got to leave them cooks alone.