human
So somebody, no matter who, You must arrest or rue it; As I'm the Mayor of Tooraloo, And you've the painful job to do, I call on you to do it.
gpt
Very well, said the Constable, peevishly,
human
You're a carrot-nosed poltroon, said the Puddin' loudly.
gpt
As for the Mayor, he's a sausage-shaped porous plaster,
human
What a ferocious Puddin', said the Mayor, turning as pale as a turnip.
gpt
Officer, do your duty and arrest this dangerous felon before he perpetrates further sacrilegious acts.
human
That's all very well, you know, said the Constable, turning as pale as tripe;
gpt
I can't help that, cried the Mayor, angrily.
human
At all costs I must be protected from danger. Do your duty and arrest this felon with your hat.
gpt
My word, he said, breathlessly,
human
Now we breathe more freely,
gpt
If this isn't too bad, said Bill, furiously.
human
Here we've had all the worry and trouble of fightin' puddin'-thieves night and day, and, on top of it all, here's this Tooralooral tadpole of a Mayor shovin' his nose into the business and arrestin' our Puddin' without rhyme or reason.