human
or
gpt
queries, and then go on to
human
Have you attended any, and, if any, what Law Lectures?
gpt
I have attended to many legal lectures, where I have been admonished by police-magistrates for kicking up rows in the streets, pulling off handles of door-bells, knockers, &c.
human
What is a real action?
gpt
An action brought in earnest, and not by way of a joke.
human
What are original writs?
gpt
Pot-hooks, hangers, and trammels.
human
What are a Bill and Answer?
gpt
Ask my tailor.
human
How would you file a Bill?
gpt
I don't know; but I would lay a case before a blacksmith.
human
What steps would you take to dissolve an injunction?
gpt
I should put it into some very hot water, and let it remain there until it had melted.
human
What are post-nuptial articles?
gpt
Children.
human
What is Simple Larceny?
gpt
Picking a pocket of a handkerchief, and leaving a purse of money behind.
human
What is Grand Larceny?
gpt
The Income Tax.
human
How would you proceed to make a man a bankrupt?
gpt
Induce him to take one of the theatres.
human
How is the property of a bankrupt disposed of?
gpt
The solicitors and other legal functionaries divide it among themselves!
human
LAW was like a magical stream; once wet your foot in it, and you must needs walk on, until you are overwhelmed in the endless stormy waters.