human
So it's my services you want? questioned Burns.
gpt
If that's the case, then it's here you sit.
human
Face to the light, of course, objected Coolidge with a grimace.
gpt
I wonder if you doctors know what a moral advantage as well as a physical one that gives you.
human
Of course. The moral advantage is the one we need most. Anybody can see when a skin is jaundiced; but only by virtue of that moral standpoint can we detect the soul out of order. And that's the matter with you, Cooly.
gpt
What! Coolidge looked startled.
human
I knew you were a man who jumped to conclusions in the old days--
gpt
And acted on them, too, admitted Burns.
human
I should say I did. And got myself into many a scrape thereby, of course. Well, I jump to conclusions now, in just the same way, only perhaps with a bit more understanding of the ground I jump on. However, tell me your symptoms in orthodox style, please, then we'll have them out of the way.