human
SQUIRE GREEN, yer (hic!) feller sitisens, wishin to do the square thing by you, hereby (hic!) take this opportunity of presentin you with this (hic!) tea sarvice, which you hired down to GRIZ'LES jooliry (hic!) store, for this momentous occassion. Take it and be 'appy. Now trot out yer (hic!) benzeen,
gpt
Feller Sitizens: When I say I'me hily pleased at this onexpected cerprise, I but reiterate the pent up feelins of an overflowin heart.
human
Oh, cork up on that ere spoutin, and sound yer supper bell,
gpt
As I casts my eyes about me, I see the smillen faces of my feller sitizens, who have been tride and not found _wantin_--
human
That's a lie! We are _wantin_ some vittles, with a little (hic!) opedildock to wash her down. When you hired us to do this job, you (hic!) 'greed to fill up,