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MABEL DEAR, WOULD YOU GET ME _BAEDEKER'S SWITZERLAND_ AND THE LAST NUMBER OF THE _WORLD_.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT _THEM_ FOR?
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OH, I'M WRITING LETTERS, AND WE'RE IN THE ENGADINE, YOU KNOW, AND I JUST WANT TO DESCRIBE SOME OF OUR FAVOURITE HAUNTS, AND MENTION A FEW OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STAYING THERE--HERE, I MEAN.
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Battle of the Mails is again raging in Ireland. Queenstown seemed to have conquered, but, according to the _Cork Daily Herald_, the partisans of Southampton are insidiously working in favour of that port, because it is believed that
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And the very idea of the Post Office breaking through the contract with the Cunard Line, the Dublin Steam Packet Company, and the London and North-Western Railway is denounced as a monstrous offence. That is all right, and it is refreshing to find so much respect for contracts still surviving. In postal and steamer matters Ireland is Conservative to the backbone. She won't doff her
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in a hurry. Home-Rulers and Unionists are united on this point:
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FORCE.
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Peelers they were known throughout the land: Then fickle fancy, changing e'er her hobby, Metamorphosed the nickname into
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Bobby. As years went on--'tis known to be no
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-- Alluded to was Bobby as a
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Copper, And, nowadays, the people call him
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Slop : Nor is the matter likely _here_ to stop. For now we learn, that our once simple
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Peeler Is up-to-date and has become a
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Wheeler
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as a remedy? The persistent hairdresser will recommend
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as a remedy, saying that it may be obtained in bottles at half-a-crown and four-and-six. Will he urge the purchase of
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in bottles at four-and-six, in preference to bottles at half-a-crown? He will, saying that the former contain four times as much
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Blisterscalpholine than the latter (_i.e._ four-and-six four times
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Blisterscalpholine half-a-crown bottles contain as much). Will the middle-aged neighbour say that he wishes to be bald? The middle-aged neighbour will say so with superfluous emphasis (_i.e._, in phrases of superabundance). Will the persistent hairdresser declare that
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can be advantageously used as a hair-wash by those desirous of becoming bald? The persistent hairdresser will make this declaration. Why will the persistent hairdresser sound the praises of
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so loudly? Because the persistent hairdresser is the sole manufacturer of
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Will the middle-aged neighbour purchase a bottle of the persistent hairdresser? Yes; the middle-aged neighbour will purchase a bottle, if the middle-aged neighbour has an account with the persistent hairdresser, and he (_i.e._ the persistent hairdresser) will put it (_i.e._ the bottle of
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Blisterscalpholine ) in his (_i.e._ the middle-aged neighbour's) bill. If the middle-aged neighbour uses