human
You are tired, my Arturo. The sitting has been very long. Were the Durbar open to reason?
gpt
My dearest, they have no thought but to procrastinate and obstruct business, and our excellent Colonel indulges them far too tenderly. Every form of ceremony must be observed, and all the long-drawn compliments duly inserted, until a whole morning is wasted over one small matter.
human
And my poor Arturo must sit and listen to it?
gpt
For his sins he must. Sir Arthur smiled whimsically at his wife.
human
Judge for yourself how contentedly he did it to-day, my sweet one. The Durbar knew that the home mail had come in, and scented a glorious opportunity. Every man had to be satisfied of the health of her Majesty, Prince Albert, all the little princes and princesses, the Duke of Wellington, and the Chairman of the Court of Directors. When the memory or ingenuity of one failed, his neighbour took up the tale. Then some genius remembered a precious piece of _gup_, and asked with all solemnity whether it was true that a new Governor-General had been appointed, which led to a canvass of the merits of all possible candidates. There sits poor Antony with agony in his eyes, seeing his time wasted to no purpose, and all the business left undone, while he can't bring himself to check the Sirdars in their loquacity. I saw James Antony fuming behind him. Rose of my heart, your Arthur will be indiscreet enough to confide to you a profound secret. If the Resident goes up to the hills, and his brother takes his place, the Sirdars will be taught the meaning of despatch.
gpt
So much the better for the conduct of business, then. But they will not love him as they do the Colonel.
human
I fancy James can dispense with their affection if he secures their obedience. The Colonel desired his compliments to you, my love, and begged that you would not consider his absence this evening in any way a slight, since his principles demand it of him. The furbelows all ready, eh?
gpt
Nearly. But, Arturo, I have been entertaining Mrs Jardine the greater part of the morning.
human
Some nice new piece of scandal, eh? What was the 'real duty' that brought her out in the heat?
gpt
An earnest desire to promote peace. She thought it might be better if Honour did not appear to-night. No, my Arturo, --as Sir Arthur moved explosively,--
human
Better, much better. But that a woman of that kind should have it in her power to---- That Honour should contrive to get herself talked about!
gpt
She is so young, Arturo; she did not understand. And it was not all her fault.
human
Which means that it was her father's. Well, but how was I to know that a daughter of yours and mine would turn out a fool? When she overwhelms me with a cool proposal to set up schools and I don't know what for the European women and children, what could I do but tell her it was the chaplain's business? You won't say that I ought to have encouraged her? Think of all the unpleasantness it would have caused in the regiments! And surely it was only natural to turn aside the matter by pointing out a sphere where her efforts would be more acceptable? Why, if I had said such a thing to Charlotte, or Eliza, or Marian, they would have blushed prettily and said, 'Oh, Papa!' and Marian might have giggled, but would any of them ever have thought of actually carrying it out?