human
Oh, sorry to bring you up, Mr Webster, just at your busy time, but I was telling my friends here about that little affair of the pencil-case, you know, which was stolen from you; and as they don't seem inclined to believe me, I thought the best thing would be for you to tell them about it yourself.
gpt
Pencil-case! Why, bless you, Mr Pledge, I found that a fortnight ago!