human
The Soldier Boy.
gpt
Can I sell you a nice cheap trunk to-day?
human
And what the dickens do Oi be after wantin' a thrunk?
gpt
To put your clothes in, of course!
human
And go naked? Not a bit iv it!
gpt
Gen. Sherman was always coolest when on the point of attack.
human
I wish the hot weather would come along, sighed the thermometer.
gpt
People are beginning to look upon me as a thing of low degree.
human
I wouldn't stand for that if I were you. Why don't you call him a liar?
gpt
That's just what I'll do. Where, where is your telephone?
human
This, murmured the demure maiden, when her lover nudged up still closer on the sofa,