human
Some class, eh?
gpt
Well--
human
Nifty suit, eh? And how are those for swell ties?
gpt
Very nice.... From whom did you borrow the money?
human
Now that cer'nly is a nice, sweet way to congratulate friend hubby. Oh, _sure_! Man lands a job, works his head off getting it, gets an advance for some new clothes he's simply got to have, and of course everybody else congratulates him--everybody but his own wife. She sniffs at him--not a word about the new job, of course. First crack outa the box, she gets busy suspecting him, and says, 'Who you been borrowing of now?' And this after always acting as though she was an abused little innocent that nobody appreciated--
gpt
I _am_ sorry. I ought to have known. I'm a beast. I am glad, awfully glad you've got a new job. What is it?
human
New company handling a new kind of motor for row-boats--converts 'em to motor-boats in a jiffy--outboard motors they call 'em. Got a swell territory and plenty bonus on new business.
gpt
Oh, isn't that fine! It's such a fine surprise--and it's cute of you to keep it to surprise me with all this while--
human
Well, 's a matter of fact, I just got on to it to-day. Ran into Burke McCullough on Sixth Avenue, and he gave me the tip.
gpt
Oh! A forlorn little
human
Oh!