human
Why tertian and quartan fevers were like certain short-lived insects. Some interesting physiological relation would be naturally suggested. The inquirer blushes to find that the answer is in the paltry equivocation, that they _skip_ a day or two.--
gpt
Why an Englishman must go to the Continent to weaken his grog or punch. The answer proves to have no relation whatever to the temperance-movement, as no better reason is given than that island--(or, as it is absurdly written, _ile and_) water won't mix.--But when I came to the next question and its answer, I felt that patience ceased to be a virtue.
human
Why an onion is like a piano is a query that a person of sensibility would be slow to propose; but that in an educated community an individual could be found to answer it in these words,--
gpt
Because it smell odious,