human
Who's all write?
gpt
Slowpay.
human
Only a silver watch, said the pawnbroker.
gpt
The last time I advanced you money on your watch it had a solid gold case.
human
Yes, replied Hard-uppe,
gpt
Oh, what a nice parrot you've got! Pretty Polly! Polly want a cracker?
human
Oh, come off! I'm not as green as I look.
gpt
Dear, said the physician's wife,
human
Well, replied the medical man.
gpt
I hope to cash a draft shortly.
human
Cash a draft? What draft?
gpt
The one I saw old Jenkins sitting in this morning.
human
What do bachelors know about women?
gpt
Lots; otherwise they would not be bachelors.
human
And did you never kiss a girl under the mistletoe?
gpt
Well, no; its pleasanter to kiss her under the nose.