human
I am told that I can purchase, in the State of Connecticut, _one hundred_ copper cents, bearing the impress and superscription of the United States Mint, and equal in every respect in value to the mint coin, for _sixty-five_ cents, payable in gold or silver. But I admit them to be counterfeit. I admit, also, that I circulate this spurious coin. Now, will you undertake, for a fee of $10,000, to defend my cause against a prosecution for passing such false coin, and exonerate me from conviction in the United States' Courts.
gpt
I cannot argue your cause in the very teeth of so unquestionable a law as appears to exist on the Statute Books.
human
Then, as you admit _your first day Sabbath a counterfeit_, allow me to answer you as the celebrated Mr. Whiston did Chancellor King of England upon a similar question: 'If God Almighty should be as consistent, as just, and as jealous of his laws in the Court of Heaven, as my Lord Chancellor is in his, _where are we then_?'