human
I have underground passages here and secret doors, she said, taking out a small morocco portfolio.
gpt
It's a funny cupboard, isn't it? And in this portfolio I have a quarter of my fortune. Look how podgy it is! You won't strangle me, will you?
human
She's rather jolly,
gpt
Here it is, she said, picking out the key of the portfolio.
human
Now, Mr. Creditor, trot out the IOU. What a silly thing money is really! How paltry it is, and yet how women love it! I am a Jewess, you know, to the marrow of my bones. I am passionately fond of Shmuls and Yankels, but how I loathe that passion for gain in our Semitic blood. They hoard and they don't know what they are hoarding for. One ought to live and enjoy oneself, but they're afraid of spending an extra farthing. In that way I am more like an hussar than a Shmul. I don't like money to be kept long in one place. And altogether I fancy I'm not much like a Jewess. Does my accent give me away much, eh?
gpt
What shall I say? mumbled the lieutenant.
human
You speak good Russian, but you do roll your _r's_.