human
Everything is so topsy turvy! exclaimed Mabel, as she threaded the noisome streets, clinging close to Joe's arm.
gpt
I feel like Alice in Wonderland.
human
It's not surprising that things should be upside down when we're in the Antipodes,
gpt
If we saw men walking on their heads it would seem natural out here, said Jim.
human
All that a Chinaman wants to know is what other people do, then he does something different.
gpt
Sure thing, said Joe.
human
See those fellows across the street. They're evidently old friends and each one is shaking hands with himself.
gpt
You can't dope out anything here, said Jim.
human
When an American's puzzled he scratches his head--the Chinaman scratches his foot. We wear black for mourning, they wear white. We pay the doctor when we're sick----
gpt
If the doctor's lucky,
human
They pay him only while they're well. They figure that it's to his interest then to keep them well. We think what few brains we have are in our head. The Chinaman thinks they're in the stomach. Whenever he gets off what he thinks is a good thing he pats his stomach in approval. We put a guest of honor on our right, the Chinaman puts him on his left.
gpt
Anything else?
human
Lots of things, replied Joe.
gpt
And we'll probably find them out before we go away.