human
I like to settle these things ahead. So if you'll just name the amount-- he stopped. For the clergyman straightened up as though at an insult. Joe reddened.
gpt
Look here, he blurted,
human
I didn't mean--
gpt
Oh, that's all right. The other man was smiling queerly.
human
How long have you been in New York?
gpt
Nine years.
human
Ever been inside of a church?
gpt
No, I can't say that I have.
human
Then why do you want to get married here?
gpt
The bride's idea.
human
I thought so, said the preacher. A glint of humour came into his eyes.
gpt
You asked me what it would cost to get married. If you'll go down to City Hall, it will cost you exactly two dollars. But if you care to be married here--well, there's an old scrub-woman I know who for nine years every Sunday has come to this church and put a quarter in the plate to keep this institution going for you. And if you care to use it now it will cost you just what it has cost her. Figure it out and send me a check, or else go down to City Hall.
human
I'll pay up,
gpt
Don't let's make a joke of it, dear. Let's make it as much of a one as we can.