human
I say, Charl, you and I have always played fair with each other.
gpt
Well I should rather fahncy, as Lord Percy said. What's on your chest, boy? Unload! Unload!
human
It's only fair to tell you that I have become acquainted with the young lady in question.
gpt
The Deuce you say! You, the scorner of the sex! Since when?
human
Two nights ago.
gpt
And you never said a word about it. You let me shoot off my mouth all this time and never----
human
What was there to say?
gpt
You packed me off to the life class last night so you could--
human
That was for your own good!
gpt
Come off! Come off! Have I such a trusting eye? On the level why didn't you tell me before?
human
By the Lord! cried the latter at last,
gpt
Old Stony-heart has melted! St. Anthony has fallen for the caloric tresses. Touched where he lives, by Gad! Brought low and humbled in the dust!
human
Don't be a fool!
gpt
How does it feel? asked Charley with mock solicitude,
human
You wheeze like a vaudeville performer on small time,