human
This are the terms of the sale: Everything bid on 's got to be paid fer the same day and removed from the premises in twenty-four hours--all but th' barn-stock. You'se kin take forty-eight hours fer them. I expecks everyone to pay cash fer anything they buy, 'cause I got enough trouble at that last sale at Hubbells' when a lot of you folks bid on stuff an' then went home an' left it on my hands. Hubbell's son had to give 'em away at last, and I lost all that commission. So, none of that, at this vendue!
gpt
Anudder thing: Don't haggle on a cent! When I call out a decent bid on a thing, raise it a nickel, at least, if you wants it. This cent business--and at Hubbell's vendue, some of you'se even bid half a cent at a time--makes me tired! If a thing ain't wuth a cent more to yeh, then let it go to the other feller what wants it!