human
Where are you going, my pretty maid?
gpt
Out automobiling, sir,
human
May I go with you, my pretty maid?
gpt
If you can steer the old thing, you may,
human
I'm very sorry for that boy. Your scolding cut him to the quick.
gpt
That's impossible. He has no quick. He's a messenger boy.
human
Mary, have you any 'coppers' down there?
gpt
Yes, mum, I've two; but if you please, mum, they're both me cousins,
human
When I was eating my dinner to-day the butter ran.
gpt
That's nothing. I was up-town last night and saw a cake walk.
human
They say that your father is a millionaire. Is it true?
gpt
Yes; and, strange to say, I am one also.
human
How do you make that out?
gpt
Why, I am the only child, therefore I am a _million heir_, of course.