human
You must have made yourself mighty solid with the _Banner_ man to get an ad. like that, remarked the clerk.
gpt
It's simply great.
human
I wish I hadn't succeeded in making myself quite so solid,
gpt
Don't you like the notice?
human
Hardly.
gpt
What's the matter with it?
human
I'm not here to advertise myself but the New York Comedy Company.
gpt
You're the first advance agent I ever saw who wasn't trying to advertise himself at the expense, if necessary, of his show.
human
That isn't my way of doing business.
gpt
Well, this article will boom the show, and don't you forget it. But if you don't like the headlines what will you think of the interview?