human
Since I've been married I don't get half enough to eat.
gpt
Well, you must remember that we are one now.
human
What man in the army wore the biggest hat?
gpt
The one with the biggest head, of course.
human
Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a baby of her own to kiss,
gpt
My dear, replied her husband, pityingly,
human
Aren't you afraid, dear, you'll catch cold in the scanty bathing robe?
gpt
Oh, no, replied the dashing bride.
human
This is a very warm suit, hubby, dear.