human
What business has that ugly bit of tin here?
gpt
Who calls me an ugly bit of tin?
human
I do; there! said the hunter;
gpt
Only that you're a falsehood. Why, you miserable, machine-made, wheezing, old make-believe of a turnip--
human
Draw it mild, young fellow,
gpt
Do you know that I was current coin of the realm before the tin mine that supplied your carcass was so much as discovered? I'm a Queen Anne's shilling!
human
Are you, though? And what good are you now, my ancient Bob?
gpt
I won't be called a Bob! I'm not a Bob! Who dares call me a Bob?
human
I do, Bob; there, Bob. What do you think of that, Bob? What's the use of you, Bob, eh? Can _you_ tell the time, Bob, eh, Bob, Bob, Bob?
gpt
Bob!