human
Well, this beats the Dutch!
gpt
Surely he has no legal right over me,
human
Not a shadow!
gpt
Grylls may have believed this story Mabyn told him,
human
Not a bit of it! Garth said quickly.
gpt
Grylls is not so simple. He stuck the letter sharply with his forefinger.
human
I'm a newspaper reporter, he went on dryly,
gpt
What will you do?
human
Oh, wouldn't I love to answer it in kind!
gpt
An innocent, simple little billet-doux that would make them squirm. Why, that's my business!
human
Better not,
gpt
You're right, he said with a sigh.
human
It's the first thing you learn: never to write when you feel that way. But it's mighty hard to resist it!
gpt
You send answer back?
human
No. Tell him there's no answer, said Garth.
gpt
Tell him we nearly died laughing,