human
Tenderfoot!
gpt
What's wrong now, teacher?
human
Axes are for cutting wood, not ice. I'll bet you nicked it.
gpt
Live and learn. I won't do it again.
human
A penny for your thoughts.
gpt
You'd be cheated,
human
Say, what are you so gosh darn low about?
gpt
I'm not low. Are you coming over tonight?
human
The kids will be over. I have work to do.
gpt
Don't you ever think of anything else?
human
Can't. When you're an old man like me, with a bunch of youngsters looking to you, you won't be able to either.
gpt
Joe, what do you think of women?