human
Been looking for you, Jack. Want your company to-night. Kitty Killigrew is giving a little bite to eat after the performance, and has asked me to bring you along. Will you come?
gpt
With pleasure, Dan. Are you dining with any one to-night?
human
Yes. A little bridge till eleven.
gpt
You're hopeless. I can see you in limbo, matching coffin-plates with Charon. I'll hunt you up at eleven.
human
Heard the talk?
gpt
About what?
human
Why, some one in the club has been using the agony column. The J.H's are being guyed unmercifully, and you'll come in for it presently. It's a case of wine on the man who did it.
gpt
Probably some joke,
human
If it isn't, the man who would stoop to such tommyrot and tack the name of his club to it must be an ass.
gpt
No doubt about that. Odd that this is the first time I have heard about it.
human
I may depend upon you to-night, then?
gpt
I shall be pleased to meet Miss Killigrew,