human
Mrs. Rider will make the devil of a row about it, and we shall have to clear out, he said musingly.
gpt
I know she brought the girls here to get ’em off, but she won’t think very much of the particular planks for this particular plunge. I’m sorry, too, that we spoke to the ’little widow.’ It’s rather jolly to be thought rich, though it wouldn’t be honest to the girls to leave them under that impression. I shall tell Nellie just what I’ve got when we’re up in the wood this morning. Two hundred a year sounds all right when someone else is paying your hotel bill. It’s when you come to running a pug dog and a motor-car that you find where the slice pinches.
human
But one would begin in a small way, Bob.
gpt
That’s what the modern girl tells you; she follows it up with the hint that she’d like a flat overlooking the park, and really couldn’t live in Bayswater. It’s a day of big ideas and little balances. I believe my old guv’nor was right when he said that money was the greatest curse that ever came into the world. There’d be a lot of happiness if it wasn’t for money, Dick. Think of it, if fashion wasn’t so rotten, we might camp out the first year, live in a tent for two, and sleep by the roadside. I’m told it’s healthy, and I know Mecredy did it. There’d be no rent to pay, and we might sell our portraits as an advertisement for a tonic. As it is, we’ve just got to own up that we’re paupers; and if the girls take pity on us—well, we’ll feel smaller than ever.
human
Oh, he said loftily,
gpt
Wait until old Mrs. Rider gets going, he exclaimed sententiously.
human
We shall hear some home truths then, old chap, and just when we were beginning to enjoy ourselves. By Jove, isn’t it a day! Look at the sun on the old Rothhorn; isn’t it splendid, Dick? and it rises upon our hour of woe. Well, I suppose the ancient martyrs went through this kind of thing; but I’m hanged if I wouldn’t sooner go to the dentist any day. What shall we say to the old girl? How shall we tell her that the truth—?
gpt
I shall tell her for Marjory’s sake. Why, I believe she’s up at the window there, and Nellie as well. Don’t you see them, Bob?