human
Do you think that as a rule people who attend theaters are superstitious?
gpt
Do I think so? I know it. I have seen people sit for an hour waiting for a ghost to walk.
human
For that matter the actors themselves often wait longer than that.
gpt
Here's an account of a hen which layed three eggs at once, and then died,
human
From over-eggsertion, probably,
gpt
What is the best way to raise cabbage?
human
With a knife and fork.
gpt
Why is Miss B---- wearing black?
human
She is in mourning for her husband.
gpt
Why, she never had a husband!
human
No, that is why she mourns.
gpt
Dearest, she murmured,
human
I'm so afraid you'll change.
gpt
Darling, he answered,
human
What's the matter here?
gpt
Nawthin' but the tied goin' out.