human
Humphrey, my dear brother, advise me. What would you do if you had a sharp and sudden pain like a knife inside you?
gpt
If I had a sharp and sudden pain like a knife inside me, I should take a small glass of brandy neat. Mind, no spoiling the effect with water.
human
Such readiness of resource!
gpt
I think I see--ah, yes--Kaysar--he's gone in before us. The sagacity of that dog is more remarkable than anything I ever read.