human
Av you seen my fahzere's ole shoes?
gpt
I av not seen your fahzere's ole shoes.
human
Av you seen my fahzere's ole 'at?
gpt
I av not seen your fahzere's old 'at!
human
Je trouve qu'il a une jolie tête, l'Anglais.
gpt
I find that he has a pretty head--the Englishman! What say _you_, Barizel?
human
Yes; but why has he got eyes like brandy-balls, two a penny?
gpt
Because he's an Englishman!
human
Yes; but why has he got a mouth like a guinea-pig, with two big teeth in front like the double blank at dominos?
gpt
Because he's an Englishman!
human
Yes; but why has he got a back without any bend in it, as if he'd swallowed the Colonne Vendôme as far up as the battle of Austerlitz?
gpt
Because he's an Englishman!
human
Papelard!
gpt
What?
human
Ask him.
gpt
Ask him yourself!
human
Ask him.
gpt
Ask him yourself!
human
Ask him,
gpt
Dites donc, l'Anglais?
human
Kwaw?
gpt
Avez-vous une sœur?
human
Wee.
gpt
Est-ce qu'elle vous ressemble?
human
Nong.
gpt
C'est bien dommage! Est-ce qu'elle dit ses prières, le soir, en se couchant?
human
Si nous mettions l'Anglais à l'échelle?