human
You say his wife's a brunette? I thought he married a blonde.
gpt
He did, but she dyed.
human
Miss Prim is a very proper young lady.
gpt
Yes; she wouldn't even accompany a young man on the piano without a chaperon.
human
He's quite a star as an after dinner speaker, isn't he?
gpt
Star? He's a regular moon. He becomes brighter the fuller he gets.
human
Do you think you'll have much trouble in popping the question?
gpt
No, I think I'll have more trouble in questioning the pop.