human
lives; but, in Chicago, the
gpt
What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar?
human
She gave me a turndown.
gpt
Are any of the colors discernible to the touch?
human
I have often felt blue,
gpt
What is there about betting on horse-races that is so bad for the health?
human
I never heard of anything,
gpt
Didn't you? Every time Charley makes a bet he comes home and says there is something wrong with his system.
human
Jackson never lights one of his cigars. Just keeps it in his mouth and chews the end. I've often wondered why.
gpt
You wouldn't if you had ever smoked one of them.