human
You did it! You did!
gpt
It strikes me that you did something, too--
human
No I didn't. Something was done to me. I had on my pajamas, too, wailed the boy.
gpt
I'm glad you soaked him, though. Why didn't you throw the pitcher at him, too?
human
Oh, no, it might have hurt him, Teddy.
gpt
Hurt him? Pshaw! Maybe the drumstick didn't hurt me. Oh, no!
human
Well, get dressed. I will go out and see if I can pour oil on the troubled waters. You stay here. I don't want you mixing it up with the drummer. I'll attend to him.
gpt
Why good morning, Phil. Why this early call?
human
I called to ask you what a new set of heads will cost for the bass drum?
gpt
I think they are worth about fifteen dollars. Why do you ask?
human
Because Teddy and myself have just smashed the heads out of the one belonging to the band.