human
Wow, what a wife I've got! Just look at you! Do you mind if I drool a bit?
gpt
Fred, dear, I'm sorry.
human
For what? For his giving you more than you bargained for--and me less? It's all in the family!
gpt
You don't have to pretend, Fred. I know how you feel.
human
You don't know a thing. I _asked_ him to make you beautiful. I wasn't sure he could, but I asked him anyway. And he said he'd try.
gpt
You _asked_ him--oh, no!
human
Oh, yes, he said.
gpt
Are you sorry? I hoped he'd do better for me, but--well, did you marry me for my looks?
human
You know better, Fred!
gpt
I didn't marry you for yours either. I told you that before, but you wouldn't believe me. Maybe now you will.
human
Perhaps--perhaps looks aren't so important after all. Perhaps I've been all wrong about everything I used to think was essential.
gpt
You have, agreed Fred.
human
But you've always had a sense of inferiority about your appearance. From now on, you'll have no reason for that. And maybe now we'll both be able to grow up a little.