human
As for _me_! My announcements are being engraved now.
gpt
Your announcements, Polly! _Oh_, and you jilted me, after all!
human
I could not jilt anyone who never proposed, could I? I have maintained for a long time, and everyone who knows me is aware of it, too--that I am engaged to my profession and I have ordered my announcements to that effect. I propose sending out my business cards the first week of January!
gpt
Oh, thank heavens for that!
human
I knew you would be glad, Tom; so you see you are sensible after all, and can thank heaven that you had no cause to be jilted!