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I'll bet a dollar. Yet I must flatter myself that Americans do not always thus betray themselves. I happened, on the Isle of Wight, to hear a bland landlord
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Didn't you know they were Americans? asks the irate father.
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I knew it at once.
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No, replies young hopeful:
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I heard him say to his companions, as he ransacked his pockets, that he was a mass of hotel-bills and timetables. He confided to me afterward, that his wife and her friend had got it into their heads that they must go both to Vienna and Berlin. Was Berlin much out of the way in going from Vienna to Paris? He said they told him it was n't. At any rate, he must get round at such a date: he had no time to spare. Then, besides the slowness of getting on, there were the trunks. He lost a trunk in Switzerland, and consumed a whole day in looking it up. While the steamboat lay at the wharf at Rorschach, two stout porters came on board, and shouldered his baggage to take it ashore. To his remonstrances in English they paid no heed; and it was some time before they could be made to understand that the trunks were to go on to Lindau.
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There, said he,
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I should have lost my trunks. Nobody understands what I tell them: I can't get any information. Especially was he unable to get any information as to how to
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I confess that the restless American almost put me into a fidget, and revived the American desire to
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to take the fast trains, make all the connections,--in short, in the handsome language of the great West, to