human
And I'll be keepin' a sharp lookout on Barney and Tommie, was Jim's unasked promise to his mother.
gpt
You've no idea what little chaps smoke them cigarettes. I can fix it. I'll just be lettin' the boys know that every wan of 'em that helps Barney and Tommie to wan of them things will get a lickin' from me.
human
Is that the best way, do you think, Jim?
gpt
Sure and I know it is. I've seen them big boys givin' 'em to the little wans, particular to them as their folks don't want to use 'em. The General's down on them things, and Barney and Tommie shan't have 'em.
human
Five dollars in the bank! exclaimed the widow. She was surrounded by her eldest four sons, for it was seven o'clock in the morning.
gpt
Two years we've been in town, and them two years has put all four of you where I'm proud of you. All four of you has sat in the father's chair for good deeds done. What I'm thinkin' is, will Barney and Tommie and Larry sit there, too, when their turn comes?
human
They will that!
gpt
Of course they will, mother,
human
They are father's boys, too,
gpt
And _your_ boys, mother. Where else would your boys sit?
human
I belave you'll ivery wan of you come to good, she said.
gpt
There's small bad ahead of b'ys that has a bit of heartsome blarney for their mother, and love in their eyes to back their words. Some has farms and money. But if any one would be tellin' of my riches, sure all they've got to say is, 'The Widow O'Callaghan's b'ys.'