human
Doesn't it look like war, Mr. Ab?
gpt
You think that looks like war?
human
Why, of course. Isn't that the way they do when there's a war?
gpt
What! gormandise, an' set in the shade? Why, it ain't no more like war than sparrergrass is like jimson weed--not one ioter.
human
O to be a soldier boy!