human
Hullo, Tonsonby! You've had a good place. We've heard you blazing away all the afternoon. How many have you bagged?
gpt
O, bother your tame pheasants. I've tree'd a magnificent tom cat here, and had splendid sport, but I can't hit him. You come and try!
human
Well, Count! Any sport this morning?
gpt
Hélas! mon ami, very sad sport! I 'ave shot three beautiful misses!
human
FIRST
gpt
Oh, dear! he's pointing! Which end do I shoot at?