human
You women cer'nly are a sketch! he caroled.
gpt
Going back to mamma, are you? Sure! That's what the first Mrs. Schwirtz was always doing. Let's see. Once she got as far as the depot before she came back and admitted that she was a chump. I doubt if you get that far. You'll stop on the step. You're too tightwad to hire a taxi, even to try to scare me and make it unpleasant for me.
human
You're right about several things. I probably was thoughtless about leaving you alone evenings--though it is _not_ true that I ever left you without provision for supper. And of course you've often left me alone back there in the hotel while you were off with other women--
gpt
Now who's insinuating?