human
I likes my ale, and I bain't ashamed on't. I see eye to eye wi' this yere Horatio Bottomley about they pumpuritans, which I make bold to say includes milkmen (Saint sold milk)
gpt
You allers do, Uncle.
human
What I likes about my first tankard be this. If 'tis good ale, such as used to be set afore a man, I drinks it wi' a grateful heart, a-smackin' my lips over the tankard to foller. If 'tis wishwash, I nourishes most onChristian feelin's, and loses my thirst.
gpt
For a patriotic man, you surprise me, Uncle. The ale is not what it was because good barley is needed for better purposes.
human
I knows nothing about that.
gpt
A man with your great knowledge of everything ought to know.