human
Do you know the nature of an oath, ma'am? inquired the judge.
gpt
Well, I reckon I orter, was the reply.
human
My husband drives a canal boat.
gpt
Young Dudel's body has been recovered.
human
Why, I didn't know he had been drowned.
gpt
He hasn't. He merely bought a new suit of clothes.
human
Yes, I have seen the day when Mr. Hart the millionaire, did not have a pair of shoes to cover his feet.
gpt
And when was that, pray?
human
At the time he was bathing.
gpt
Widowhood makes a woman unselfish.
human
Why so?
gpt
Because she ceases to look out for Number One and begins to look out for Number Two.
human
When did you last see your sister? The policeman replied:
gpt
The last time I saw her, Judge, was about eight months ago, when she called at my home, and I was out.
human
Then you did not see her on that occasion?
gpt
No, Judge; I wasn't there.