human
Nonsense! said he.
gpt
You are squandering your sympathies upon a shameless prodigal. The beast has had the time of his life, by George!
human
Oh, Charles, how _can_ you? wailed the mistress of the priceless cat.
gpt
Can't you see how the precious child is suffering?
human
Of course he's suffering, my dear--but look at the smile on him!