human
Hey, boy, where's your brother?
gpt
In the barn, shoein' horses.
human
Where's your mother?
gpt
In the back yard, shooin' chickens.
human
Where's your father?
gpt
In the hammock, shooin' flies.
human
Harold! began his wife, in a furious temper,
gpt
Mercy! interrupted her husband;
human
You have a sign in your window, 'A suit of clothes made while you wait.' Do you really do that?
gpt
Yes, sir. You leave your order, with a deposit, and then go home and wait till the garments are finished.
human
Mother, may I go out to wheel?
gpt
Yes, my darling daughter; I suppose, of course, you won't wear skirts, Although I think you oughter.