human
Hedgehogs would be very nice--to eat, I mean--if they weren't so ugly about not wanting to be eaten.
gpt
The whole ten inches of a hedgehog--he's about that long--are covered with short, stiff, sharp, gray spines. He's easy to catch--just ambles along, hardly lifting his short legs from the ground. And he goes about at night--just when we foxes are out marketing. That would be so handy, don't you see; but the trouble is about those nasty spines of his. Try to catch him and he rolls up into a ball with all his spines--they're sharp as needles--sticking out everywhere, and every which way. And--well, you simply can't get at him, that's all. So just don't have anything to do with him. It's only a waste of time.