human
Oh, shoot!
gpt
How is your house heated?
human
By hot air.
gpt
Hot air?
human
Yes--the landlord's.
gpt
I want to get a head of cabbage,
human
Large or small head?
gpt
Oh, about 7 1-4,
human
I'll pass the butter,
gpt
I'll butt the passer,
human
Yes, he's got a flying-machine ready for a trial now and he's trying hard not to be proud?
gpt
Why shouldn't he be proud?
human
Well, pride goes before a fall, you know.
gpt
He has none of the finer sensibilities, nothing to distinguish him from the common herd.
human
No?
gpt
No, sir. I've heard him confess, out of his own mouth, that all autos smell alike to him.
human
Why did you insist on only $99,000 a year as your salary?
gpt
Because, answered the high financier,