human
Tickets, please ; then:
gpt
You're on the wrong train!
human
Wrong train? Of course I'm not on the wrong train! You must be mistaken! The ticket agent told me to take this train.
gpt
Can't help that, sir, this train don't go to Lawrence.
human
It's very curious. I asked the brakeman, and two porters. Ain't this the 3.05?
gpt
This is the 3.05.
human
Where does it go, then?
gpt
Goes to Lowell. Lowell the first stop.
human
But I don't want to go to Lowell!
gpt
What's the matter with Lowell? It's a good place all right!
human
But I have an appointment in Lawrence at four o'clock.
gpt
I'm dretful sorry, but you'll have to keep it in Lowell, I guess!--Tickets, please!