human
Looks as if you and I were meant for each other forever and ever.
gpt
Certainly, sir, replied the android.
human
You need a stable, intelligent advisor and mentor to save you from your frequent, horrifying errors of human judgment. For instance, I could have told you in advance that electronic butcher could not so much as cure headaches in a buzzsaw. In short, sir, you will never find a finer, more loyal, more capable android than myself. Put yourself entirely in my hands. I will even do your thinking for you.
gpt
I am both excruciatingly sad and divinely happy at that information.
human
I am mystified at your sadness, sir, though gratified at any little happiness I might bring into your drab, miserable existence.
gpt
Shut up.
human
Very good, sir.