human
Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?
gpt
I'm not sure, ma'am, replied the careful domestic,
human
Have you much room in your new flat?
gpt
Room! Mercy me, I should think not. Why, our kitchen and dining-room are so small that we have to use condensed milk.
human
Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant.
gpt
While driving through the park don't speak to your horses. They carry tales.
human
All animals are not in cages. There are some dandelions on the lawn.
gpt
And what is that? quoth she, The sailor merrily Replied:
human
She thinks that her husband is very economical.
gpt
In what way?
human
She says that although he is passionately fond of cloves, he never eats but one at a time.
gpt
I saw your sister on the street to-day.
human
How was she looking?
gpt
I don't know. I didn't see her face.
human
How did you know it was my sister?
gpt
Oh, I'm quick at figures.
human
What is the secret of success?
gpt
Push,
human
Never be led,
gpt
Take pains,
human
Always keep cool,
gpt
Be up to date,
human
Never lose your head,
gpt
Make light of everything,
human
Do a driving business,
gpt
Aspire to greater things,
human
Be sharp in all your dealings,
gpt
Find a good thing and stick to it,
human
Do the work you are suited for,