human
Is this a fire insurance office?
gpt
Yes, sir; can we write you some insurance?
human
Perhaps you can. You see, my employer threatens to fire me next Saturday, and I'd like some protection.
gpt
We should never complain, whatever may befall us, said the minister.
human
The moment we grow dissatisfied we become unhappy.
gpt
Do you really think so?
human
Yes, returned the good man;
gpt
Tommy, said mamma, tearfully,
human
I'll never ask another woman to marry me as long as I live!
gpt
Refused again?
human
No; accepted.
gpt
Can you supply me with a yard of pork?
human
Pat, said the dealer to his assistant,
gpt
They say corporations have no soul.
human
How about the Shoe Trust.
gpt
Did your sweetheart receive you warmly last night?
human
No, but her father did.
gpt
How was that?
human
He fired me.
gpt
Permit me, then, to die at your feet!
human
I see no objection to that, she answered.
gpt
All papa said was that you mustn't hang around here.