human
Whatcha name?
gpt
Una Golden.
human
Miss uh Miss?
gpt
I didn't quite--
human
Miss or Mrs., I _said_. Can't you understand English?
gpt
See here, I'm not being sent to jail that I know of!
human
Sit down. You look as though you had enough sense to understand that we can't let people we don't know anything about enter a decent place like this.... Miss or Mrs., I said?
gpt
Miss,
human
What's your denomination?... No agnostics or Catholics allowed!
gpt
Methodist.
human
Smoke? Swear? Drink liquor? Got any bad habits?
gpt
No!
human
Got a lover, sweetheart, gentleman friend? If so, what name or names?
gpt
No.
human
That's what they all say. Let me tell you that later, when you expect to have all these male cousins visit you, we'll reserve the privilege to ask questions.... Ever served a jail sentence?
gpt
Now really--! Do I look it?
human
My dear miss, wouldn't you feel foolish if I said 'yes'? _Have_ you? I warn you we look these things up!
gpt
No, I have _not_.
human
Well, that's comforting.... Age?
gpt
Twenty-six.
human
Parents living? Name nearest relatives? Nearest friends? Present occupation?