human
Hwat the devil's the matter with your master this morning, Ananias?--Waring! Waring, I say! Let me in: the K. O.'s orderly is afther me, and all on account of your bringing me in at that hour last night.--Tell him I've gone, Ananias.--Let me in, Waring, there's a good fellow.
gpt
Go to blazes, Doyle! is the unfeeling answer from the other side.
human
I'm bathing.
gpt
For the Lord's sake, Waring, let me in. Sure I can't see the colonel now. If I could stand him off until review and inspection's over and he's had his dhrink, he'd let the whole thing drop; but that blackguard of a sinthry has given us away. Sure I told you he would.
human
Then slide down the lightning-rod! Fly up the chimney! Evaporate! Dry up and blow away, but get _out_! You can't come in here.
gpt
Oh, for mercy's sake, Waring! Sure 'twas you that got me into the scrape. You know that I was dhrunk when you found me up the levee. You made me come down when I didn't want to. Hwat did I say to the man last night, anyhow?
human
Say to him? Poor devil! why, you never can remember after you're drunk what you've been doing the night before. Some time it'll be the death of you. You abused him like a pickpocket,--the sergeant of the guard and everybody connected with it.
gpt
Oh, murther, murther, murther! groaned the poor Irishman, sitting down and covering his face with his hands.
human
Sure they'll court-martial me this time without fail, and I know it. For God's sake, Waring, can't ye let a fellow in and say that I'm not here?
gpt
Hyuh, dis way, lieutenant, whispered Ananias, mysteriously.
human
Slip out on de po'ch and into Mr. Pierce's room. I'll tell you when he's gone. And in a moment the huge bulk of the senior lieutenant of Light Battery
gpt
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