human
Why, what's the matter? he said.
gpt
You seem unwell. Not got the 'flue, have you?
human
I beg your pardon?
gpt
The influenza. Every third person is crying out that he has it, and the sale of eucalyptus is enormous, not that eucalyptus is any good. Influenza microbes indeed! What care they for eucalyptus? You've gone down some steps of the ladder of life since I saw you last, squire. How do you account for that?