human
On her deck swarmed her crew. Down in her hold they chased ther pirates. But that wuz only a ruse on thar part. As soon's our crew went below, up came ther lubbers through ther hatch, an' fastened our marines down in ther hold. They wuz prisoners. I alone wuz lef aboard ther Wabash. Seein' 'em makin' a rush fer our deck I grabbed a ax an' cut ther grapplin's. We drifted apart afore they could board ther frigate. Seein' as all wuz lost onless I licked ther swabs, I manned ther guns an' gave 'em broadside ar ter broadside. I smashed thar ship ter pieces. She went down never ter rise again. Most o' her crew wuz killed. Them wot wuzn't swum on ther sea. Then I amused myself firin' shots at thar heads. I took 'em off as clean as a whistle every time I let 'em have it. In jest four minutes by ther clock they was all gone. Turnin' ter my messmates---
gpt
Confined in the pirate's hold, they all went to the bottom with the ship,
human
I--oh--ouch!
gpt
The powder was so wet you couldn't use it. But in spite of this you did some remarkably good shooting, didn't you, Tim?
human
Wha'--wha--what d'yer mean?
gpt
Just what you said,
human
I must a fergot about sayin' that.
gpt
Very likely. Will you acknowledge now that I've got you?
human
Ay, ay. There's no help for it.
gpt
In a big lie?
human
But, my lad---
gpt
Tell the truth once in your life!
human
Waal, I owns up,