human
What have you to say, my lad?
gpt
I ain't going to the wars, I ain't.
human
Oh, you ain't going to the wars? Why not?
gpt
Because I'm quite satisfied with my place, sir.
human
By the way, what's your name?
gpt
William Busketts.
human
To be sure. Unmarried?
gpt
I'm walking out with Jemima Pavey, a very respectable young woman.
human
What does Jemima Pavey say about it?
gpt
She thinks with me, sir. Most of us think the same, as we ain't ready to go to furrin' parts. If the Kayser invades Old England, I'm ready to shoulder gun, stand behind a tree, as brave as my neighbours, and take a true shot at 'un.