human
Who would conduct such a service?
gpt
You couldn't get anybody out to church on Christmas morning, broke in Mr. Fernald, chuckling.
human
Every mother's daughter of 'em will be basting her Christmas turkey.
gpt
Then have it Christmas evening. Why not? The day isn't over. Nobody knows what to do Christmas evening--except go to dances--and there's never a dance in North Estabrook. Whom can we get to lead it? Well----