human
I have a little bill against you, sir,
gpt
A bill--what for?
human
For drinks.
gpt
Drinks?
human
Yes, sir--at my bar, I keep the well known and highly respected coffee-house down the street.
gpt
But, my dear sir, there is a mistake--I never drank at your bar in my life.
human
I know it, sir. That isn't the point. The point is this: I pay out money for good liquors, and it is people's own fault if they don't drink them. There are the liquors--do as you please about drinking them, BUT YOU MUST PAY FOR THEM! Isn't that fair?