human
Well, this are a onexpected pleasure! he said.
gpt
I's jolly glad to see yer, Ben. Yer see, I's of a very forgivin' natur'.
human
In the dumps, eh? continued Perks.
gpt
Well, I an' my mates'll help you out in quick sticks: now let's have a song all together. You ken take the big end, that's the bass, yer know.
human
I want to be quiet, said Benny;
gpt
In course I'll let 'e alone. I looks like it, don't I? I's a very forgivin' natur', Mister Benjamin Bates, you knows that, though I don't forget. But the fact is, I's so pleased to 'ave yer company agin, that I'm bound to show my delight in some way.
human
If you don't take yourself off, Perks, you'll wish you had,
gpt
Now, don't be touchy, Mr. Bates. But let's dance a cornpipe, while one o' my mates whistles 'Pop goes the Weasel.'
human
O Lord, kill me at once, and put me out of misery.