human
What will you call me?
gpt
Master or mister, or whatever you please, sir,
human
You must call me 'master of all masters.' And what would you call this?
gpt
Bed or couch, or whatever you please, sir.
human
No, that's my 'barnacle'. And what do you call these?
gpt
Breeches or trousers, or whatever you please, sir.
human
You must call them 'squibs and crackers.' And what would you call her?
gpt
You must call her 'white-faced simminy' And this now, showing the fire,
human
Fire or flame, or whatever you please, sir.
gpt
You must call it 'hot cockalorum'; and what this?
human
Water or wet, or whatever you please, sir.
gpt
No, 'pondalorum' is its name. And what do you call all this?
human
House or cottage, or whatever you please, sir.
gpt
You must call it 'high topper mountain.'
human
Master of all masters, get out of your barnacle and put on your squibs and crackers. For white-faced simminy has got a spark of hot cockalorum on its tail, and unless you get some pondalorum high topper mountain will be all on hot cockalorum....