human
Who ever heard of anybody going hungry at a party?
gpt
I declare, he gasped,
human
I forgot to tell you all to have your refreshments before you came.
gpt
Isn't there going to be anything to eat?
human
It really doesn't matter, he said, talking very fast.
gpt
You know, I invited everybody to meet my old friend, Major Monkey. And here he is, all ready to tell you about his travels. But first we'll have a little music.
human
Music! he echoed.
gpt
I hope you haven't gone and got a hand-organ!
human
No--not that! said Mr. Crow.
gpt
The Woodchuck brothers are going to whistle for us.
human
Oh! said the Major, who appeared much relieved.
gpt
I was afraid you had a hand-organ. And I don't care for that sort of music. I've heard too much of it on my travels.
human
Clover Blossoms.
gpt
What tune were you whistling?
human
It's called 'Banana Blossoms,' Major Monkey explained.
gpt
You see, I'm very fond of bananas.
human
The two tunes don't go well together, he said.
gpt
So we won't have any more music.