human
That tenor of yours has a marvelous voice. He can hold one of his notes for half a minute.
gpt
Shucks! I've held one of his notes for two years.
human
The same thing that happened to me--An ass spoke to him.
gpt
What did your father say when he saw his broken pipe? Innocent--
human
Shall I leave out the swear words, mother? Mother--
gpt
Certainly, my dear. Innocent--
human
Then I don't think he said anything.
gpt
So you were bound and gagged by bandits while in Italy, were you? asked the garrulous person;
human
No sir, said the traveler;
gpt
Oi'll wurk no more fer thot mon Dolan. Mrs. Casey--
human
An' phwy? Casey--
gpt
Shure, t'is an account av a remark thot he made t' me. Mrs. Casey--
human
Phwat did he say? Casey--
gpt
Sez he, 'Pat, ye're discharged.'
human
Why do they call that a fowl? I don't see no feathers.
gpt
No ma'am. It's a picked nine.