human
You musn't spend all of your two dollars, Jimmie. You know you'll have a lot of expenses.
gpt
Who said two dollars? I've got more than two dollars. I've got investments, mining stocks, real wealth. I've got friends--I can borrow, potential wealth. I've got a headful of jokes, and jokes without heads, or tails; all wealth. And, if all these will not suffice, I've got--_a dress suit!_