human
Shake?
gpt
No, I'm blest if I will! I'll not shake hands with anybody who has insulted me by buttering my face,
human
You'll be better bred if you are well buttered,
gpt
Oh, help!
human
Put him out! Put him out!
gpt
Yes, that's the thing! We can stand for some things some of the time, but we won't stand for everything all of the time,
human
Here, what's all this commotion about?
gpt
They threw me out,
human
What for?
gpt
I made a pun.
human
Tell it to me.
gpt
I--I don't blame them, he gasped between laughs.
human
It is a wonder they did not throw you overboard.
gpt
They had better not try it.
human
But what about the pilot--what happened to him?
gpt
May--maybe they have put him out, too.
human
You have a way of getting into trouble, Teddy. Mr. Cummings will love you for what you have done to him, I can well imagine.
gpt
About as much as I love him, I guess. He got too bold, Phil. He had to have a lesson and Teddy Tucker was the boy who had to teach it to him. Say, go in and gather me a sandwich out of the wreck, will you?
human
Not I. Go and get your own sandwich. I'm going to see Mr. Sparling in his cabin. He has sent for me.