human
Would you, said the reporter who gets novel interviews,
gpt
My bank-book.
human
You were thrown out? remarked the ash barrel.
gpt
That's what you get for being crooked.
human
The crookedness, is not my fault, said the nail.
gpt
I was driven to it by a woman.
human
What relation is a door-step to a door-mat?
gpt
What relation?
human
A step-farther.