human
GOOD MORNING, Sir, he said, as I boarded a leviathan one day last week.
gpt
What a beautiful morning, isn't it? What can I have the pleasure of doing for you?
human
Fresh in this morning, Sir, he continued.
gpt
White, one penny; a great many people prefer them because they go well with any colour. For the blue ones we are asking twopence; they have only the same amount of information but take you twice as far. Sweet shade, isn't it?
human
Well, I really only wanted a pennyworth, but I _must_ have one of the blue ones--they _are_ attractive, as you say. I shall keep it in memory of you.
gpt
Very good of you, Sir. You won't mind my making a little hole in it? A mere matter of form; and the bell, which rings to announce the conclusion of the operation, is, as you will notice, quite musical. A sovereign? I shall be delighted to change it for you.
human
Have we passed Sloane Street?
gpt
We passed it at least five minutes ago, madam. Were you wishing to alight there?
human
I was, replied the lady;
gpt
Certainly not, my dear madam, he protested. Turning to the little ventilator-window by which he could communicate with the driver, he rapped.
human
William, he called,
gpt
Charles, responded the driver, stopping the 'bus,
human
William, said Charles,