human
Better not, he said.
gpt
Looks to me like rain.
human
But you have an umbrella,
gpt
Aye, he said,
human
No, I said.
gpt
I'm coming with you, and though it's Leap Year, I definitely promise not to propose to you.
human
Well, he said,
gpt
I was once told by a palmist, I said,
human
Those palmists will say anything, he said.
gpt
It's just the other way round really.
human
Perhaps, I said.
gpt
I know I have an unlimited capacity for love--and nobody seems to want it.
human
Ah, he said,
gpt
I wish, I said,
human
If you had, you'd know, he answered.
gpt
The fly sees to that.