human
Have you come here to amuse yourself at my expense?
gpt
Yes,
human
You miserable little fool, I'll wring your neck as I'd wring the neck of a squab.
gpt
Now don't become violent, old fellow; don't become violent, even if I am having a little fun at your expense.
human
You dare tell me you are here to have fun at my expense?
gpt
Certainly,
human
Do you know the risk you take?
gpt
Certainly.
human
You think I am a mere puppet for your amusement?
gpt
Certainly, but don't get violent, for I am an awful fellow when I get roused. Sometimes I have a spell come over me--yes, a strange sort of spell--and then I become very, very violent. So don't arouse me and bring on one of those spells. Just sit down and let me amuse myself at your expense. This is a very novel amusement for me. The idea of facing a terrible man right in his den and enraging him. Why, it's just jolly.
human
You are lying; you came here with a purpose; you came back with friends whom you think you can summon at a moment's notice; but they will never come; I have taken care of them, and you are at my mercy. I have a grave all prepared under this flooring, and unless you give a satisfactory explanation of your visit here _you_ will occupy that grave.
gpt
Well, well, you are very amusing. You act just like some terrible brigand. I guess you were a brigand in your own country.