human
I've got another auto for pleasure drivin'.
gpt
Last Sunday I took my wife out in the country and a old man in a buggy kep' right in front of me and wouldn't turn out, and I had to squeeze through between him and the ditch.
human
Did you git through safe?
gpt
Yes, I did, but I had to bend my mud guard right up agin his hoss's side and scraped the skin raw, and raked its collar off.
human
What did the old man say?
gpt
I never heard such language out of the mouth of man, and of course as a deacon I couldn't listen to such profanity, so I hurried right away.
human
Hadn't you ort to return the hoss collar, Deacon?
gpt
Oh no, I couldn't stop to listen to such wicked talk.