human
Wait a minute, will yuh, and I'll get this job off my hands afore I go fer the aigs.
gpt
It looks like dough on your hands.
human
That's right! It's dough, all right. I s'pose you folks are from nearby, eh?
gpt
Not very far away, returned Mrs. Fabian.
human
We are out on a pleasure jaunt this morning, but I saw your farm and so we decided to ask your little girl if you were in.
gpt
That's right! I tole my man to put a sign out on the letter-box fer passers-by to see how I had aigs to sell; but he is that procrastinatin'--he puts off anythun' 'til it's too late.
human
Do you'se know! Abe was late fer our weddin'. But I knew him for procrastinatin', even in them days, so I made everyone wait. He come in an 'nour behind time, sayin' he had to walk from his place 'cause his horse was too lame to ride. That's Abe all over, in everythun.
gpt
Now then! Do yuh like white er brown aigs?
human
White ones, please,