human
Enormously the gainer. I could start a home.
gpt
Would you make it into a training house for husbands--or turn it into a zoo?
human
Neither. 'The Saltus Shelter for Scoundrels' would be the result. A sign in the window would inform the world that the superintendent, Marie Saltus, was a post-graduate on scoundrels. (It was a sobriquet Mr. Saltus was fond of applying to himself.)
gpt
It will be a wonderful home. Here is the first rule. 'Do all the things you ought not to do. Leave undone all the things you should do. All the comforts of home assured.'
human
Never pick up anything. Drop cigars and cigarettes on the floor. It will improve the carpets. Find fault with everything. Swear and make a row whenever you can.