human
I have a puppy who chewed up my best slippers--because he hadn't anything else to do,
gpt
Do your friends, by any chance, hint that your tongue is sharp?
human
I'll tell you what, he said,
gpt
I'll give you a stroke a hole,
human
Eh?
gpt
I've seen you play,
human
Drive, he said, with a chuckle.
gpt
I ought to put up a cup, oughtn't I?
human
Make it a ride in that aeroplane thing of yours, she said.
gpt
I've always wanted to see how it felt to fly. Not just go up and come down, but a regular fly.
human
Not a chance. Your father would assassinate me.
gpt
You haven't much confidence in your game, have you? To beat a girl who gives you a stroke a hole.
human
We'd both break into print. Can't you see it in type? 'Hildegarde von Essen explores the firmament with Potter Waite,' with some account of your career with number of fines for speeding, and references to myself. Not nice.
gpt
Fiddlesticks! We shouldn't have to invite any reporters....
human
But they'd hear about it. They always do.
gpt
A stroke a hole,
human
Very well. Give me a beating and I'll take you flying.