human
I already see much to be altered in my kingdom. I do not like the houses in which many of the people dwell, nor indeed the dresses they wear; but what strikes me most of all is, that wherever I go I smell a strong smell of pea soup. Now, nothing is so unwholesome as pea soup, and therefore it would not be right in me to allow the people to go on eating it. I command, therefore, that no one shall again make, or eat pea soup, within my realm on pain of death.
gpt
Your Majesty, your subjects will surely not like to be hindered from eating and drinking what pleases them!
human
Go at once and do as I bid you.
gpt
The King, the King! Where is this King who would dictate to us what we shall eat and drink?
human
Pray go and tell them to eat what they like, he cried when they arrived;
gpt
But, do you know, I find it will not at all suit me to be King. You had best try Aldovrand, or Aldebert, again;