human
My brethren, says he,
gpt
Job, in the first place, was a sairly-tried man; Job, in the second place, was an uncommonly patient man; Job, in the third place, never preached in the Coogate; fourthly and lastly, had Job preached _there_, the Lord help his patience.
human
Oh, that I could hear the pence rattle in the plate at the door wi' half the noise ye mak' wi' yer cheepin' shoon! Oh, that Paul had been here wi' a long wudden ladle! for yer coppers are strangers in a far country, an' as for yer silver an' gold--let us pray!
gpt
My brethren, I'll divide my discourse the day into three heads: _Firstly_, I'll tell ye something that I ken, an' you dinna ken. _Secondly_, I'll tell ye something that you ken, an' I dinna ken. _Thirdly_, I'll tell ye something that neither you nor me ken. _Firstly_, Coming ower a stile this mornin', my breeks got an unco' skreed. That's something that I ken, an' you dinna ken. _Secondly_, What you're gaun to gie Charlie Waddie, the tailor, for mendin' my breeks, is what you ken, an' I dinna ken. _Thirdly_, What Charlie Waddie's to tak' for mendin' my breeks, is what neither you nor me ken. _Finally and lastly_, Hand round the ladle.