human
My gude man, said the girl,
gpt
I want a sheep's head.
human
There's plenty of them, replied the knight of the knife,
gpt
Na, na, said she,
human
I want ane that will sing (singe).
gpt
Go, you stupid girl, said he,
human
Why, said the girl in wrath,
gpt
How can I get out of this? to which the Scotchman replied,
human
I dinna think ye can,
gpt
An' that's gospel, is't, that ye're gaun to eddicatt my bairns whuther I will or no?
human
Weel, I'll just tell ye. Ye say they're to be eddicatt; I say they're no' an' they sanna. I'll droon them first!
gpt
No Lord's Day!
human
O yes, O yes, and O yes; and that's three times! You'll all pe tak' notice, that there will pe no Lord's day here next Sabbath, pecause the laird's wife wants the kirk to dry her clothes in!
gpt
shot--a new article at that time--surpassed the old kind,
human
Oh, sir, he would answer,
gpt
Thank ye, sir; oh, thank ye! I'll gie ye an afternoon's hearing for this ane o' these days.
human
No credit given here, except to those who pay money down.
gpt
Paddy
human
Noo, my gude bairns, said a schoolmaster to his class
gpt
Are you sure, sir, you are correct in your _quantity_ there?
human
My lord, I never was a schoolmaster.
gpt
No, answered the judge,