human
I wonder how fast a pitcher really can throw a ball, anyway. Of course, there's no possibility of such a thing, but it certainly would be interesting, if we could measure the speed of a pitched ball, and settle the question once and for all.
gpt
That's easy, laughed Bert.
human
You just stand up there, Dick, and give me a baseball and let me hit you with it. If it kills you, we will know it was going pretty fast, but if it just cripples you, we will be forced to the conclusion that the ball wasn't traveling so very fast, after all.
gpt
Yes, that certainly is a brilliant idea, snorted Dick,
human
Aw, gee, Dick, laughed one of the others,