human
Lem slept in the barn last night. He give his bed to me; but he'll be in soon. I see him fussin' around with the cow.
gpt
What you doin' here?
human
Lem and I were married last night,
gpt
Well, you can be sure he'd never have got him a wife any other way! Nobody but a girl hard put to it would take up with a drivel-headed fool like Lem Warren!