human
I warn you, said Berry,
gpt
he added,
human
I shouldn't be at all surprised if I were to beat my breast somewhere near The Martyrs' Memorial.
gpt
An appropriate locality, said Jonah.
human
If my memory serves me, it was for a crime committed almost under the shadow of that monument that you were irrevocably sent down.
gpt
Only a malignant reptile would refer to that miscarriage of justice. It was not my fault that the animal which I employed exceeded its instructions and, as it were, pushed on after attaining its objective.
human
You expected it to consolidate the position?
gpt
Precisely. To dig itself in. It was like this. It was expedient--no matter why--that a large boar should be introduced into Balliol College shortly before 10 p.m. A gigantic specimen was accordingly procured and brought to the Broad Street entrance in a hansom cab. It was then induced to take up a position commanding the wicket-door. The juxtaposition of two hurdles, held in place by my subordinates, frustrated any attempt at untimely evacuation. At a given signal the customary kick was administered to the gate, indicating that some person or persons sought admission to the foundation. Unhesitatingly the porter responded to the summons. The wicket was opened, and the pig passed in.
human
I think it was very cruel,