human
Ah's done let out ob er job by de scan'lous actions ob dat 'ar Brisco, Marse Matt,
gpt
Hard luck, Uncle Tom, answered Matt sympathetically.
human
Where do you live when you're at home?
gpt
Ah's one ob dem 'ar rolling stones, en Ah ain't had no home sense Ah was knee-high tuh a possum, no, suh. Fo' de las' few houahs, Marse Matt, Ah's been kind ob cogitatin' en mah haid an' I 'bout come tuh de conclusion dat yo' outlook in life is juberous, yassuh. Yo's a puffick gemman, but yo' take so many chances dat yo' prospecks am sholy juberous.
human
How can I help that, Uncle Tom?
gpt
Ah knows how dat kin be fixed, sah, went on Uncle Tom.
human
What yo' has got tuh hab is a official mascot, sah, tuh be wif yo' all de time an' wuk off de hoodoo. Ah 'lows, sah, dat I could fill dat job. How much yo' willin' tuh pay fo' an official mascot by de monf?
gpt
Doan' laff, Marse Matt, begged the old fraud;
human
Why, Uncle Tom, said Matt,
gpt
I haven't much more than enough to board and keep myself, so I guess my prospects will have to continue to be 'juberous.'
human
Doan' say dat, sah; t'ink it ober. Ah'll hold mahse'f open fo' de engagemunt.