human
I want to place an ad in the For Sale or Swap section of the Four O'clock Edition.
gpt
Yes, sir. What do you desire to say?
human
Just say this: Anyone desiring to take over the payments of one darling, efficient, well-mannered, handsome, unbearably conscientious android can purchase the equity extremely cheap at great sacrifice.
gpt
Is that all?
human
Yes, for now. If that doesn't work, I'll call you back.
gpt
I've reconsidered. Maybe psycho-electronic-therapy can really help--one of us. He glanced at his watch. It was eleven a. m.
human
Let's go.
gpt
This is extremely monotonous.