human
Did you sign a twelve months' engagement?
gpt
No, my lord, I should never think of signing such a thing.
human
Why?
gpt
Because at the end of six months I always need a rest.
human
I can understand that. I don't doubt that before long you will find engagements of three months' duration quite long enough to satisfy you.
gpt
Neither do I, my lord.
human
Do you admit having struck the plaintiff?
gpt
Yes, my lord, I gave her a slap.
human
In the presence of your children?
gpt
Yes, my lord; the plaintiff had insulted my little boy.
human
In what way?
gpt
She had called him 'rude little fellow' and 'little idiot.' Your lordship will quite understand that I could not put up with such conduct in a governess.