human
You'll sup sorrow if you go into bridge whist, gamblin' and wastin' good daylight in civilized sports, when you might be hangin' from tree tops, and chasin' each other 'round stumps, in a honest, oncivilized way. If you don't look out your ladies will foller the example of the Four Hundred and be thinkin' of a divorce and big alimony next.
gpt
Ma, Jimmy Bates sez that he and I and everybody descended from monkeys--did I, ma?
human
I don't know, sez she,
gpt
I never knew much about your father's family.