human
Great Clearance Sale! The entire valuable and miscellaneous unredeemed stock of a pawnbroker will be sold by auction at the Central Mart, on Monday next, by Mr Hammer. Sale to commence at twelve o'clock precisely. Catalogues will be ready on Saturday, and may be had on application.
gpt
observed a pair of silver sugar-tongs near me;
human
Well, it strikes me we, at least I, have been lying here idle long enough, said I;
gpt
Bless you, that's no time, said the tongs.
human
I knew a salt-spoon lay once ten years before he was put up--but then, you know, we silver things are worth our money any time.
gpt
Yes, said I,
human
You don't suppose I meant you when I talked of silver things, do you?
gpt
Of course I am a silver watch.
human
You're a bigger muff than I took you for,