human
Uprouse ye then, My merry merry men, It is our opening day!
gpt
MARY'S LAMB.
human
A firm in Sydney have completed arrangements whereby frozen sheep or lambs can be delivered at any address in the United Kingdom.
gpt
Refrigerate my darling! Oh! It makes my bosom bleed. Still, go it must. I think you said, 'Delivery guaranteed!'
human
Frozen Parcel Post;
gpt
Please, Sir, are you the sillybrated Mr. ROBERT, the Citty Waiter? In course I replied,
human
Yes, most suttenly; when he said,
gpt
Then this yere letter's for you, and I wants a emediat arnser. Concealing my wisibel estonishment, I took him hup Healy Place, where the werry famous Lawyer lives, as can git you out of any amownt of trubbel, and then opened the letter, and read the following most estonishing words, wiz.:--
human
Mr. ROBERT,--can you come _immediately_ to the ---- Club, as you alone can decide a very heavy wager that is now pending between two Noble Lords who are here awaiting your arrival. You will be well paid for your trouble. The Bearer will show you the way.--J.N.