human
You too, Brutus,
gpt
Where's Horatio?
human
Horatio, she smiled,
gpt
Goodbye! I shrieked.
human
Where's he going?
gpt
Into the Army, Alice said sweetly.
human
Isn't it wonderful?
gpt
You're crazy, I shouted.
human
The Army won't take him.
gpt
I arranged a little something for him, Alice said.
human
I'm sure he'll be very useful in the camouflage department.
gpt
Yes, Alice said pleasantly,
human
Goodbye, he said.
gpt
Ready, dear?
human
Yes, Alice said, moving to the door.
gpt
I'm ready.
human
Now wait a minute, I cried.
gpt
Where are you two going? You're the last act I've got.
human
I am enlisting!
gpt
As what?
human
Signal corps, in charge of messenger pigeons.
gpt
I've had a lot of experience with the little devils.