human
My dear, what makes you always yawn? The wife exclaimed, her temper gone,
gpt
Is home so dull and dreary?
human
Not so, my love, he said,
gpt
Not so; But man and wife are _one_, you know; And when _alone_ I'm weary!
human
Why does a donkey eat thistles?
gpt
Because he is an ass, I reckon.
human
Doing anything now, Bill?
gpt
Oh, yes, I'm kept busy all the time.
human
Ah, glad to hear it. What are you doing?
gpt
Looking for a job.
human
Jones caught the hay fever from dancing with a grass widow.