human
Mistah O'Grady, sah, Uncle Tom was saying with all the dignity he could work up,
gpt
Ah's de official mascot ob Motah Matt. While Ah's been stayin' in yo' 'stablishment, Ah's been mascottin' fo' him. He will come back, yo' ma'k what Ah say. Gib us ouah breakfus en yo' sho gits yo' money!
human
Begorry, yez have got into me f'r all yez are goin' to, yelled the proprietor.
gpt
It's a passel av thramps yez are, iv'ry wan av yez! Av th' marshal was in town, Oi'd have yez all in th' cooler. Get out, befure Oi sic th' dog on yez! Scatther!
human
What's the matter here?
gpt
Py chincher, flared Carl,
human
En we's all hongry es sin, piped Uncle Tom plaintively.
gpt
Ah been mascottin' fo' Motah Matt twell Ah's dat fagged Ah dunno whut Ah's about, no, sah.
human
I tried to get him to take my ring, Legree, put in Eliza,
gpt
Ah tole him, spoke up Topsy,
human
See here, O'Grady, remarked Legree,
gpt
Motor Matt has money and he has offered to pay our expenses while we're stopping with you. I'll have money myself in a few days, and then I'll pay you. You're not taking any chances on this crowd.
human
Faith, an' yez are roight about thot, scowled O'Grady.
gpt
Oi'm takin' no more chances wid yez. Motor Matt! Why, he run aff lasht noight! Sure, he did! He shneaked away so he wouldn't have t' pay me f'r yer kape. Oi'm keen enough t' see thot!
human
Py shinks, whooped Carl, dancing around and waving his fists,
gpt
Av Motor Matt is yer pard, said O'Grady,
human
I tell you, went on Legree,
gpt
I'll have money myself in a few days.
human
Yez can't make me belave any cock-an'-bull shtory like thot. Niver again will Oi take in anny wan widout baggage. Shoo! Clear out befure Oi git violent.