human
What is it, you villain? Can't you speak?
gpt
Yes, sir, in course I can.
human
Then why don't you, you imp of mischief?
gpt
I'm a-going to.
human
Do it at once--let me know the worst. Is it fire, murder, or thieves?
gpt
Neither, sir; it's A1, with a dark lantern.
human
What, in the name of persecution and the new police, does A1, with a dark lantern, want with me?
gpt
Please, sir, Mr. Brown Bunkem has give him half-a-crown.
human
Well, you little ruffian, what's that to me?
gpt
Why, sir, he guv it him to come here, and ask you--
human
Jist to step down to the station-'us, and bail him therefrom--
gpt
For what!
human
Being werry drunk--uncommon overcome, surely--and oudacious obstropelous.
gpt
How did he get there?
human
On a werry heavily-laden stretcher.
gpt
The deuce take the mad fool, muttered the disturbed housekeeper; then added, in a louder tone,
human
Ask the policeman in, and request him to take--
gpt
Anything you please, sir; it is rather a cold night, but as we're all in a hurry, suppose it's something short, sir.
human
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