human
I wish, sez he,
gpt
I wish we could stop off somewheres and git a hot dog.
human
A hot dog? sez I, consternation showin' in my foretop.
gpt
Don't you know that dogs roamin' round loose and overhet in this sultry weather is apt to git mad and bite you?
human
Do they eat dogs in Coney Island?
gpt
Yes,
human
And would you eat enny on't?
gpt
Why not?
human
Why not? I cries regainin' my voice to once.
gpt
Josiah Allen, have you became a canibal like them as lives in heathen lands and welcomes civilized folks with open mouths?
human
Oh, sez he,