human
In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles.
gpt
That's very fortunate, isn't it, said his wife innocently,
human
Simply because in clock works the hands never strike.
gpt
There is a man who never knew such a thing as fear.
human
Ah, had a military training, I suppose.
gpt
No; his nerve is inherited. His father and his grandfather were both janitors.
human
What is the plural of man, Johnny?
gpt
Men,
human
Correct, said the teacher.
gpt
And what is the plural of child?
human
Twins,
gpt
Did you score a hit with your new specialty?
human
Did I? Why, the audience gazed in open-mouthed wonder before I was half through.
gpt
Wonderful! It is seldom that an entire audience yawns at once.