human
You may as well lay that thing on the table, beloved. I'm too old for that game.
gpt
I told you to put it on the table. If you lift it so much as an inch, I'll put a bullet in your head,
human
Don't, Lassen. Don't do anything like that,
gpt
That's less dangerous for you, sweetheart; it's unloaded.
human
Now, get out, you. Do you hear? for he hesitated, looking to his master for orders.
gpt
It'll be bad for that head of yours if I have to chuck you out. I'll give you one minute to clear.
human
Oh, don't hurry away, beloved; this is an excellent chance for a pretty little love scene. Mix yourself a drink, have a cigar, and be your own cheerful sprightly self.
gpt
What a seraphic smile! No wonder that every one loves you so and worships the ground you tread on.
human
Stop it,
gpt
Oh, you naughty darling! Did'ums,