human
My heart goes with this letter; bring it swiftly back to me.
gpt
Adelaide.
human
News, Master Lamont, news!
gpt
Of what nature, Fritz?
human
Of a diabolical nature. Satan is busy.
gpt
He is never idle--for which the priests, if they have any gratitude in them, should be thankful.
human
You are not fond of the priests, Master Lamont.
gpt
I do not hate them.
human
Still you are not fond of them.
gpt
I do not love them. Your news, fool--concerning whom?
human
A greater than you, or you do not speak the truth.
gpt
The Advocate, then?
human
The same. You are a good guesser.
gpt
Fritz, your news is stale.
human
I am unlucky; I thought to be the first. You have heard the news?
gpt
Not I.
human
You have read a letter, informing you of it.
gpt
You are a bad guesser. I have neither received nor read a letter to-day.
human
You have heard nothing, you have read nothing; and yet you know.
gpt
As surely as you stand before me. Fritz, you are not a scholar, but I will give you a sum any fool can do. Add one to one--what do you make of it?
human
Why, that is easy enough, Master Lamont.
gpt
The answer then, fool?
human
One.
gpt
Good. You shall smart for it, in the most vulnerable part of man. You receive from me, every week, one franc. I owe you, for last week, one franc; I owe you, for this, one.
human
That is so.
gpt
Last week, one; this week, one. I discharge the liability.
human
Master Lamont, here is a fair challenge. If I prove to you that one and one are one, this franc you have given me shall not count off what you owe me.
gpt
I agree.
human
You have earned the franc, fool. Here are the two I owe you.
gpt
Now, perhaps, you will tell _me_ what I came here to tell you.
human
The Advocate intends to defend Gautran, who stands charged with the murder of the flower-girl.
gpt
You are a master worth serving. I have half a mind to give you back your franc.
human
Make it a whole mind, Fritz.
gpt
No; second thoughts are best. My pockets are not as warm as yours. They are not so well lined. How did you guess, Master Lamont?
human
By means of a golden rule, an infallible rule, by the Rule of One--which, intelligibly interpreted to shallow minds--no offence, Fritz, I hope----
gpt
Don't mind me, Master Lamont; I am a fool and used to hard knocks.
human
Then by the Rule of One, which means the rule of human nature--as, for example, that makes the drunkard stagger to the wine-shop and the sluggard to his bed--I guessed that the Advocate could not withstand so tempting a chance to prove the truth of the scriptural words that all men are liars. What will be palatable information to me is the manner in which the news has been received.
gpt
Heaven keep me from ever being so received! The Advocate has not added to the number of his friends. People are gazing at each other in amazement, and asking for reasons which none are able to give.
human
And his wife, Fritz, his wife?
gpt
Takes as much interest in his doings as a bee does in the crawling of a snail.
human
Rogue, you have cheated me! How about one and one being one?
gpt
There are marriages and marriages. This was not made in Heaven; when it came about there was a confusion in the pairing, and another couple are as badly off. There will be a natural end to both.
human
How brought about, fool?
gpt
By your own rule, the rule of human nature.
human
When a jumper jumps, he first measures his distance with his eye. Do they quarrel?
gpt
No.
human
Does she look coldly upon him, or he upon her?
gpt
No.
human
Is there silence between them?
gpt
No.
human
You are a bad jumper, Fritz. You have not measured your distance.
gpt
See, Master Lamont, I will prove it to you by a figure of speech. There travels from the south a flame of fire. There travels from the north a lump of snow. They meet. What happens? Either that the snow extinguishes the fire and it dies, or that the fire puts an end to the snow.
human
Fairly illustrated, Fritz. Fire and snow! Truly a most unfortunate conjunction.
gpt
She was in the mood to visit you yesterday had you lived a mile nearer the valley.
human
You were out together.
gpt
She and Dionetta were walking, and I met them and accompanied them. She spoke graciously to the villagers, and went into the cottages, and drank more than one cup of milk. She was sweeter than sugar, Master Lamont, and won the hearts of some of the women and of all the men. As for the children, they would have followed her to the world's end, I do believe, out of pure admiration. They carry now in their little heads the vision of the beautiful lady. Even Father Capel was struck by her beauty.
human
Priests are mortals, Fritz. On which side did you walk--next to my lady or Dionetta?
gpt
I should be wrecked in a tempest. I sail only in quiet lakes.
human
And the maid--did she object to your walking close to her?--for you are other than I take you to be if you did not walk close.
gpt
Why should she object? Am I not a man? Women rather like fools.
human
How stands the pretty maid with her new mistress?
gpt
In high favour, if one can judge from fingers.
human
Fritz, your wit resembles a tide that is for ever flowing. Favour me with your parable.
gpt
It is a delicate point to decide where actual love commences. Have you ever considered it, Master Lamont?
human
Not deeply, fool. In my young days I was a mad-brain; you are a philosopher. Like a bee, I took what fell in my way, and did not puzzle myself or the flower with questions. Where love commences? In the heart.
gpt
No.
human
In the brain.
gpt
No.
human
In the eye.
gpt
No.
human
Where, then?
gpt
In the finger-tips. Dionetta and I, walking side by side, shoulder to shoulder, our arms hanging down, brought into close contact our finger-tips. What wonder that they touched!
human
Natural magnetism, Fritz.
gpt
With our finger-tips touching, we walked along, and if her heart palpitated as mine did, she must have experienced an inward commotion. Master Lamont, this is a confession for your ears only. I should be base and ungrateful to hide it from you.
human
Your confidence shall be respected.
gpt
It leads to an answer to your question as to how Dionetta stands with her new mistress. First the finger-tips, then the fingers, and her little hand was clasped in mine. It was then I felt the ring upon her finger.
human
Ah!
gpt
Now, Dionetta never till yesterday owned a ring. I felt it, as a man who is curious would do, and suddenly her hand was snatched from mine. A moment or two afterwards, her hand was in mine again, but the ring was gone. A fine piece of conjuring. A man is no match for a woman in these small ways. To-day I saw her for about as long as I could count three. 'Who gave you the ring?' I asked. 'My lady,' she answered. 'Don't tell grandmother that I have got a ring.' Therefore, Master Lamont, Dionetta stands well with her mistress.
human
Logically carried out, Fritz. The saints prosper your wooing.