human
Robinson Crusoe.
gpt
Nothing is better than a good little girl; But a jam tart is better than nothing, Therefore a jam tart is better than the best little girl alive.
human
What do you think of that?
gpt
I have heard something like it before. But that is nothing. Anyhow I would much rather be a little girl than a jam tart--because a jam tart must be sour because it's tart, and a little girl is always sweet,
human
You distress me, said the Zankiwank.
gpt
Suppose I were to try to shoot Folly as it flies, and hit a Fool's Cap and Bells instead, what would you say?
human
I should say that you had shot at nothing and missed it.