human
I rather think that's my hat,
gpt
Is it, sir? 'Er ladyship see it on top o' the canopy Just as I put 'er down at the Berkeley. 'Wilkins,' she says, 'there's a 'at on the car.' 'A 'at, me lady?' says I. 'A 'at,' says she. 'Fetch it down.' I fetches it down and shows it 'er. 'An' a nice noo 'at, too,' she says, 'wot must have blowed orf of a gent's 'ead, an' 'e on top of a 'bus, as like as not.' Then she looks inside and see the initials and the name o' the shop. 'Take it back where it come from,' she says. 'They'll know oose it is.' 'Very good, me lady,' said I, an' come straight down, sir.
human
Very glad to 'ave found you so quick, sir. Shall I tell them to send it along? You won't want to carry it.
gpt
I'll see to that, said I, taking it out of his hand.
human
Why didn't it blow off your canopy?
gpt
The spare cover was 'oldin' it, sir. Must 'ave shifted on to the brim as soon as it come there. I don't know 'ow long----
human
Best part of an hour, I said shortly, giving him a two-shilling piece.
gpt
Good day, and thanks very much.