human
I'll tell you, old boy! the Major cried.
gpt
I've been eating hens' eggs.
human
Hens' eggs! everybody repeated after him.
gpt
Hens' eggs! Where do you get 'em?
human
At Farmer Green's henhouse, of course, the Major answered.
gpt
I've been going there regularly for some time. I find that the eggs are bigger than any I can find in the woods.
human
It's no wonder he's getting fat,
gpt
You'll have to stop eating so much, Mr. Crow told the Major solemnly.
human
Aunt Polly Woodchuck says that the reason you throw so many stones is because you overeat and feel in too high spirits.
gpt
Aunt Polly Fiddlesticks! he jeered.
human
She doesn't know what she's talking about. Why, the more eggs I eat, the more time I must spend at the henhouse. And while I'm there I can't throw stones here, can I?
gpt
Now, friends, said Major Monkey at last,
human
Then whom can we blame?
gpt
I'd hate to say,