human
It would be easier if _you_ went up the ladder, cut the grass, and threw it down for the cow to eat.
gpt
A likely story that, says the old woman.
human
A cow can cut grass for herself. And the foolish thing will be quite safe up there, for I'll tie a rope round her neck, pass the rope down the chimney, and fasten t'other end to my wrist, so as when I'm doing my bit o' washing, she can't fall off the roof without my knowing it. So mind your own business, young sir.