human
Boy, can you direct me to the bank?
gpt
I kin for a quarter.
human
A quarter! Isn't that high pay?
gpt
Yes, sir; but it's bank directors what gits high pay, you see, sir!
human
It's very puzzling,
gpt
What's that?
human
I can't tell whether Willie is corrupting the parrot or whether the parrot is corrupting Willie.
gpt
There is a great climax in the last act. Just as two burglars climb in the kitchen window the clock strikes one; then----
human
Be more explicit. Which one did the clock strike?
gpt
I sent a dollar last week said the Good thing,
human
And you got----
gpt
A printed slip directing me to paste them in a scrap-book.
human
Did any of you ever see an elephant's skin?
gpt
I have,
human
Where?
gpt
On the elephant,
human
Curious, isn't it?
gpt
What?
human
A man's handwriting is never so bad that his name can't be read when signed to a check.
gpt
That cook would make a good baseball player.
human
Why so?
gpt
A fly got into the batter when she was serving the griddles, and the way she caught that fly from the batter was a sight to rush an umpire into an early grave.