human
What have you to say, Bingley?
gpt
Just this! he said.
human
I'm an American citizen, and the way I've figured it out is that my place is in America. It's no good talking about it, Eugenia. I'm sorry if it upsets your plans, but I--am--not--going--back--to--London! He eyed his speechless wife unflatteringly.
gpt
I'm going to stick on here and see the pennant race out. And after that I'm going to take in the World's Series.
human
I hope you'll be sensible, Eugenia, and stay on this side, and we can all be happy. I'm sorry to have to take this stand, but you tried me too high. You're a woman, and you don't know what it is to go five years without seeing a ball game; but take it from me it's more than any real fan can stand. It nearly killed me, and I'm not going to risk it again. If Mr. Pett will keep me on as his butler, I'll stay here in this house. If he won't, I'll get another job somewhere. But, whatever happens, I stick to this side!
gpt
There's always been a place for you in my house, old man! he cried.
human
When I get a butler who--
gpt
But, Bingley! How can you be a butler?
human
You ought to watch him! said Mr. Pett enthusiastically.
gpt
He's a wonder! He can pull all the starchy stuff as if he'd lived with the Duke of Whoosis for the last forty years, and then go right off and fling a pop-bottle at an umpire! He's all right!