human
He doesn't know everything, he told Ernestine,
gpt
Great Scott, Georgia, is there anything the world needs much worse than paper bags?
human
Oh, it was hot stuff, clear through, he concluded.
gpt
Bully good game!
human
It is sometimes almost impossible for me to tell what Georgia and Mr. Tank are talking about, sighed Mrs. McCormick.
gpt
They use so many words which are not in the dictionary. Now when people confine themselves to words which are in the dictionary, I am always able to ascertain their meaning.
human
I'm long for saying a thing the way I can get it said, laughed Tank.
gpt
And I'm long for this new spelling. I never could get next to the old system, and now if they push this deal through, I can pat myself on the back and say, 'Good for you, old boy. You were just waiting for them to start in right.' It would be such a good one on the teachers who bumped my head against the wall because I didn't begin pneumonia with a p and every other minute run in an i or an e I had sense enough to know had no business there at all. Oh, I'm long for taking a fall out of the old spelling book.
human
I do hope, Karl, admonished Mrs. McCormick,
gpt
When I was a child, observed Georgia,
human
I had a sublime and unquestioning faith in two things,--the Bible and the dictionary. The Bible was written by God and the dictionary by Noah Webster, and both were to remain intact to the end of time. But the University of Chicago is re-writing the Bible, and 'most any one who feels like it can take a hand at the dictionary, so what is there left for a poor girl to believe in?
gpt
Believe in the American dollar, said Tank cheerfully.
human
That's the solidest thing I've ever been up against.