human
That's better! exclaimed Gran'pa.
gpt
Now, if only we could only hit on some idea for attracting the females--which seem to be about six times as plentiful as the males--and a hundred times as shy. . . . We might, for instance, capture one of their babies and use it as a sort of decoy duck. . . . It's obviously no good trying to disguise ourselves as infant gorillas-in-arms. The real article is what we want. . . . George, we must get one of their 'puppies'--something which will howl for its mummie! If only we can awaken the lady gorilla's finer feelings--her desire to cherish and fondle the young--she's ours! What? . . . ?
human
It sounds rather a low down trick,
gpt
Not at all, said Dr. Croft.
human
It's perfectly legitimate--if it works!
gpt
If you do get a baby gorilla, he observed,
human
Nonsense! dogmatized Gran'pa.
gpt
The moment its howl for food or material comfort goes up, it will awaken a tender response in the breast of every true feminine gorilla in the jungle. You see if I'm not correct!