human
What's the trouble?
gpt
Sir, said the Indian, proudly;
human
He claims his name is Wart-on-the-Nose, answered the Disagreeable,
gpt
So we decided to fight him,
human
And he dared to resist,
gpt
I am a great chief, the Indian declared, scowling fiercely.
human
I am made of oak, and my paint is the best ready-mixed that can be purchased!
gpt
But why do you claim your name is Wart-on-the-Nose?
human
I have a right to call myself what I please, answered the Indian, sulkily.
gpt
Are not white girls called Rose and Violet when they have not that color? John Brown was white and Mary Green was white. If the white people deceive us about their names, I also have a right to deceive.
human
Now, by my--my--my--
gpt
Halidom!
human
By my halidom! said the kinglet,
gpt
I will allow no one in my kingdom to tell an untruth. There being no wart on your nose, you must die the death! Executioner, do your duty!