human
Phew! but this is rank coffee!
gpt
Vilest I ever tasted, came from Coulter.
human
Say, Dan, did you make that out of stale glue, or old boots?
gpt
It's good enough coffee for anybody, grumbled the bully.
human
If you don't like it, make it yourself after this.
gpt
Fine, eh?
human
Regular Waldorf-Astoria brand,
gpt
Something's got in the pot, cried the bully, and poured the coffee into a big pan that was handy.
human
What's this? A cake of soap, I declare! Who put that there?
gpt
Excuse me from drinking soap coffee,
human
Hullo, Dan Baxter's crowd is drinking soap coffee!
gpt
How do you like the flavor, Dan?
human
Better than Java, eh?
gpt
I have heard of all sorts of tastes in coffee, but I never heard of soap being used before,
human
Baxter's afther wantin' a good wash on th' insoide!
gpt
Ah, you fellows shut up!
human
Oh! oh! howled the sneak.
gpt
Oh! you have put out my eye! Oh!
human
Didn't mean to hit you, Mumps, said Baxter.
gpt
I say, he called out;
human
Here's a riddle, came from Andy.
gpt
A lima bean to the one who solves it last.
human
Coffee in the soap is good for warts,
gpt
Just wait--I'll get square!