human
Hallo, Mr. Benbow, he said.
gpt
You’ve heard the news, I suppose?
human
What about?
gpt
Missing word competitions.
human
What?
gpt
Injunction in the High Court this morning. All the money’s impounded, pending a hearing as to whether the competitions are illegal or not. At the very least half of it will go in costs. It’s all over with missing words.
human
Who told you?
gpt
I’ve had a wire to stop me from sending in for next week’s.
human
What a shame! We’ve sent ours in.