human
With whom?
gpt
Cerberus,
human
Do you consider him to be one dog, two dogs, or three dogs?
gpt
How many dogs did you see when you saw Cerberus?
human
Three, anyhow, replies the witness with feeling,
gpt
My poor friend, if you considered Cerberus to be three dogs anyhow, why did you in your examination a moment since refer to the avalanche of caninity, of which you so affectingly speak, as him?
human
He is a him, sturdily says the witness. After this Coke, discomfited, decides to call his second witness:
gpt
What is your business?
human
I'm out of business. Livin' on my damages.
gpt
What damages?
human
Them I got from the city for injuries did me by that there--I should say them there--dorgs, Cerberus.