human
Do you mean to say that you and your family live here all the winter? Why, what do you do when any of you are ill? You can never get a doctor!
gpt
Nae, sir. We've just to dee a natural death!
human
So you've been on the Continent, Professor?
gpt
Yes, I've been to Marienbad, taking the baths, you know.
human
Really? That _was_ a change for you, wasn't it?
gpt
Oh! con-found these country looking-glasses, though!
human
Waiter, go' sh'ch a thing as a warmin'-pan?
gpt
A warming-pan, sir!
human
And got any ice?
gpt
Ice, sir? Yessir!
human
Then tell 'chamb'maid to run a pan of ice through my bed, and let me have my candle. I'll turn in!!
gpt
Bounder _ (_newly arrived_).
human
You're running this ball, ain't you? Is fancy dress _de rigueur_?
gpt
Fancy dress, sir, is not _de rigueur_, but an invitation _is_!
human
I wonder if you have got such a thing as lemon peel or candied peel in your shop?
gpt
Europe Shop Keeper._
human
Ah, no, Mem Sahib. Onlee got it 'cockle' peel and 'beesham' peel!