human
You're just a bird!
gpt
Then, Johnnie, dear, said she,
human
If all is true that I have heard, A bottle goes with me.
gpt
Vaccine.
human
Three balls!
gpt
This isn't the first time I've raised something on a diamond,
human
Where's your mistress? She said she'd be ready in a minute, and I've waited half an hour.
gpt
She'll be down in a second, sir. She's changing her complexion to match her new gown.
human
Ah! I'm saddest when I sing, She sang in plaintive key; And all the neighbors yelled,
gpt
So are we! so are we.
human
Pa, what does Sioux Falls, S.D., mean?
gpt
Eh? Sioux Falls is the name of a town.
human
And what's S.D.?
gpt
Swift divorce, of course.