human
Here, what are you doing?
gpt
This is not the dressing room of a circus, Teddy. This is the living room of a couple of young gentlemen. Let's not forget that. Let us try to keep our cabin looking nice and shipshape, else Mr. Sparling will think we do not appreciate his kindness.
human
Say, Phil!
gpt
Yes?
human
I'll tell you what we'll do!
gpt
I am listening.
human
We'll have a spread up here all by ourselves, tomorrow night, after the show. We'll eat the egg. I'll get the cook to boil it all day tomorrow--does it take a day to boil an ostrich egg?
gpt
I should think it might take a month, laughed Phil.
human
Yes; I'll make a martyr of myself and help you eat the egg. I shall never have any peace until that egg is finally disposed of--
gpt
What's going on downstairs?
human
It sounds to me as if something has been let loose,