human
You've probably told him the squab was your sister and he fell and said what a pretty sister she was. But as for _me_, Dave--you couldn't put that stuff over if you tried a month. I'm the original specialist in everything female; I've got a kind of sixth sense that tells me all about them before I've even seen 'em and after I've looked at 'em once I can tell you where they were three weeks ago last Saturday night. You can't fool me when it comes to women.
gpt
Well, now, suppose we drop the subject and----
human
Let me slip this kid some real advice, said Mr. Boller.
gpt
Davy, I know all sorts of women--good and bad and the kind you think are all right, but aren't! Get me? You're only a boy, and offhand I'd say that this French damsel belonged in the latter class. At a guess, you met her----
human
Stop!
gpt
If you're going to adopt this kid, Anthony, you might better let me put him wise to some of his past mistakes and tell him how to avoid 'em in his new life. I don't know what lie he put over on you, but you know as well as I do that the just-right kind of boy isn't receiving mysterious calls before seven in the morning from a highly affectionate----
human
gasped Anthony.
gpt
Whatever--whatever advice David needs I shall give him myself!