human
Right or
gpt
Left. They called me
human
Right because I usually held it, one way or another. I was shot with luck. No matter what happened, it always worked out to my advantage. All inside of six months, for instance, the mate fell overboard and I got his job; the skipper got drunk after weathering a cyclone and ran the old _Boldero_ aground in
gpt
weather--and I got his. Then the owner called me in and said:
human
Captain Bower, what do you know about Noah's Ark? And I said:
gpt
Only that 'the animals went in two by two. Hurrah! Hurrah!' And the owner said:
human
But how did he feed 'em--specially the meat-eaters? And I said:
gpt
He got hold of a Hindu who had his arm torn off by a black panther and who now looks after the same at the Calcutta Zoo--and he put it up to him.
human
The Bible doesn't say so,
gpt
Everything the Bible says is true, said I.
human
But there're heaps of true sayings, you know, that aren't in it at all.
gpt
Well, says the owner,
human
What will you pay?
gpt
What will I promise? said he.
human
I leave that to you.
gpt
Bond