human
Ay, replied Gabriel Cassilis mechanically.
gpt
A fine day, and seasonable weather for the time of the year.
human
A fine day, and seasonable weather for the time of the year.
gpt
How green are you and fresh in this old world!
human
I have two or three things to say, he began,
gpt
Twenty, said Lawrence.
human
Now then.
gpt
I am in the way of hearing things sometimes, Joseph said.
human
And I heard a good deal yesterday about Mr. Gabriel Cassilis.
gpt
What? said Lawrence, aghast,
human
I think we are talking of different things, Joseph answered after a pause.
gpt
Don't tell me what you mean, but what I mean is that there is an uneasy feeling about Gabriel Cassilis.
human
Ay? In what way?
gpt
Well, they say he is strange; does not see people; does not open letters; and is evidently suffering from some mental distress.
human
Yes.
gpt
And when such a man as Gabriel Cassilis is in mental distress, money is at the bottom of it.
human
Generally. Not always.
gpt
It was against my advice that you invested any of your money by his direction.
human
I invested the whole of it; and all Phillis's too. Mr. Cassilis has the investment of our little all,
gpt
Don't do it, he said;
human
I believe you are right, Jagenal. In fact, I am sure you are right. But Cassilis would have it. He talked me into an ambition for good investments which I never felt before. I will ask him to sell out for me, and go back to the old three per cents. and railway shares--which is what I have been brought up to. On the other hand, you are quite wrong about his mental distress. That is--I happen to know--you are a lawyer and will not talk--it is not due to money matters; and Gabriel Cassilis is, for what I know, as keen a hand as ever at piling up the dollars. The money is all safe; of that I am quite certain.
gpt
Well, if you think so--But don't let him keep it,
human
After all, why not get eight and nine per cent. if you can?
gpt
Because it isn't safe, and because you ought not to expect it. What do you want with more money than you have got? However, I have told you what men say. There is another thing. I am sorry to say that my brothers have made fools of themselves, and I am come to apologise for them.
human
Don't if it is disagreeable, my dear fellow.
gpt
It is not very disagreeable, and I would rather. They are fifty, but they are not wise. In fact, they have lived so much out of the world that they do not understand things. And so they went down and proposed for the hand of your ward, Phillis Fleming.
human
Oh! Both of them? And did she accept?
gpt
The absurd thing is that I cannot discover which of them wished to be the bridegroom, nor which Phillis thought it was. She is quite confused about the whole matter. However, they went away and thought one of them was accepted, which explains a great deal of innuendo and reference to some unknown subject of mirth which I have observed lately. I say one of them, because I find it impossible to ascertain which of them was the man. Well, whether they were conscience-stricken or whether they repented, I do not know, but they went back to Twickenham and solemnly repudiated the engagement.
human
And Phillis?
gpt
She laughed at them, of course. Do not fear; she wasn't in the least annoyed. I shall speak to my brothers this evening.
human
And there is another thing, Colquhoun. Do you want to see your ward married?
gpt
To Jack Dunquerque?
human
Yes.
gpt
Not yet. I want her to have her little fling first. Why the poor child is only just out of the nursery, and he wants to marry her off-hand--it's cruel. Let her see the world for a year, and then we will consider it. Jagenal, I wish I could marry the girl myself.
human
So do I,
gpt
I fell in love with her, said Lawrence,
human
he added, in his laziest tones,
gpt
I suppose that is why I told Jack Dunquerque not to go there any more. But he has gone there again, and he has proposed to her, I hear, and she has accepted him. So that I can't marry her, and you can't, and we are a brace of fogies.
human
And what have you said to Mr. Dunquerque?
gpt
I acted the jealous guardian, and I ordered him not to call on my ward any more for the present. I shall see how Phillis takes it, and give in, of course, if she makes a fuss. Then Beck has been here offering to hand over all his money to Jack, because he loves the young man.
human
Quixotic,
gpt
Yes. The end of it will be a wedding, of course. You and I may shake a leg at it if we like. As for me, I never can marry any one; and as for you----
human
As for me, I never thought of marrying her. I only remarked that I had fallen in love, as you say, with her. That's no matter to anybody.
gpt
Well, things go on as they like, not as we like. What nonsense it is to say that man is master of his fate! Now, what I should like would be to get rid of the reason that prevents my marrying; to put Jack Dunquerque into the water-butt and sit on the lid; and then for Phillis to fall in love with me. After that, strawberries and cream with a little champagne for the rest of my Methuselah-like career. And I can't get any of these things. Master of his fate?
human
Have you heard of the Coping-stone chapter? It is found.
gpt
Agatha told me something, in a disjointed way. What is the effect of it?
human
It is all torn up but the last page. A righteous retribution, because if Phillis had been taught to read this would not have happened. Now, I suspect the will must be set aside, and the money will mostly go to Gabriel Cassilis, the nearest of kin, who doesn't want it.
gpt
La langue des femmes est leur epee, et elles ne la laissent pas rouiller.