human
Lady Newladegge! why, she's five-and-thirty! and she's fat!
gpt
She wasn't always five-and-thirty, nor was she always fat. On the contrary, when she was twenty, and I was in love with her, she was slender, and, if one may so speak of a Peeress, she was cuddlesome!
human
Cuddlesome! Jack cried, his deepest feelings outraged.
gpt
Good Heavens! to think of comparing Phil with a woman who was once cuddlesome!
human
In fifteen years, or thereabouts, perhaps you will take much the same view of things as I do. Meantime Jack, let things remain as they are. You shall have a fair chance with the rest; and you must remember that you have had a much better chance than anybody else, because you have had the first running. Leave off going to Twickenham quite so much; but don't stop going altogether, or Phillis may be led to suspect. Can't you contrive to slack off by degrees?
gpt
The young lady will have her first season next year. I don't say I hope she will marry anybody else, Jack, but I am bound to give her the chance. As soon as she really understands a little more of life she will find out for herself what is best for her, perhaps. Now we've talked enough about it.
human
Hang it all, Jack, said Ladds,
gpt
You are a very good fellow, Tommy, sighed the lover;
human
Go on, Jack--talk away; and I'll give you good advice.
gpt
Ointment and perfume rejoice the soul; so doth the sweetness of a man's friend by hearty counsel.