human
It's a corker, Collins announced, as Barney, on his hind legs, striking vainly with his fore, struggled about the ring.
gpt
There's no danger. He'll never fall over backwards. He's a mule, and he's too wise. Besides, even if he does, all Sam has to do is let go and fall clear.
human
Long life there--look him over, Collins continued to sell.
gpt
It's a full turn, including yourself, four performers, besides the mule, and besides any suckers from the audience. It's all ready to put on the boards, and dirt cheap at five thousand.
human
Listen to arithmetic, Collins went on.
gpt
You can sell at twelve hundred a week at least, and you can net eight hundred certain. Six weeks of the net pays for the turn, and you can book a hundred weeks right off the bat and have them yelling for more. Wish I was young and footloose. I'd take it out on the road myself and coin a fortune.