human
Continually you surprise me, Madam, I began, at last.
gpt
Can we not persuade you to abandon this foolish plan of your going east?
human
I see no reason for abandoning it, said she.
gpt
There are some thousands of your people, men, women and children, who have crossed that trail. Why should not I?
human
But they come in large parties; they come well prepared. Each helps his neighbor.
gpt
The distance is the same, and the method is the same.
human
At least, Madam, said I,
gpt
I have done what little I could in securing you a party. You are to have eight mules, two carts, six horses, and two men, beside old Joe Meek, the best guide now in Oregon. He would not go to save his life. He goes to save yours.
human
You are always efficient, said she.
gpt
But why is it that we always have some unpleasant argument? Come, let us have tea!
human
Many teas together, Madam, if you would listen to me. Many a pot brewed deep and black by scores of camp-fires.
gpt
Fie! Monsieur proposes a scandal.
human
No, Monsieur proposes only a journey to Washington--with you, or close after you.
gpt
Of course I can not prevent your following,
human
Leave it so. But as to pledges--at least I want to keep my little slipper. Is Madam's wardrobe with her? Could she humor a peevish friend so much as that? Come, now, I will make fair exchange. I will trade you again my blanket clasp for that one little shoe!