human
What gars ye tak' up your bit papers to the pu'pit?
gpt
Weel, weel, minister, then dinna expect that _we_ can remember them.
human
Ah, sheriff, sheriff, gie us fair hangin'.
gpt
Na, na, boys, I'll no gang hame to my neighbors to hear people pointing me oot as the half-hangit man; I'll be hangit oot.