human
Ugh! he grunted.
gpt
I am here.
human
Fellow warriors, the mighty chief Fale-in-his-Hoce--I mean Hole-in-his-Face--has arrived.
gpt
Brothers, said Hole-in-his-Face,
human
I see that I am welcome in your midst, as any up-to-date country newspaper reporter would say. You have received me with great _éclat_--excuse my French; I was educated abroad--in New Jersey.
gpt
Go back to Princeton!
human
Fellow warriors, continued Hole-in-his-Face, without noticing the interruption,
gpt
I am heap much proud to be with you on this momentous occasion.
human
Yah! yah! yah!
gpt
And now, the chief went on,
human
Warriors of my people, why are we assembled together to-night?
gpt
Because we couldn't assemble apart,
human
We are assembled to avenge our wrongs upon the hated paleface, the chief declared.
gpt
It was long ago that the proud and haughty paleface got the bulge on the red man, and we have not been in the game to any great extent since then. Every time we have held two pairs he has come in with one pair of sixes or a Winchester and raked the pot. He has not given us any kind of a show for our white alley. Whenever we seemed to be getting along fairly well and doing a little something, he has wrung in a cold deck on us and then shot us full of air holes, purely for the purpose of ventilation in case we objected. Warriors, we have grown tired of being soaked in the neck.
human
That's right, nodded a savage,