human
Cooks
gpt
My Dear Sir, I tell you there is not a city in the whole of Europe that is a patch upon Florence. Why I found the finest English chemists there that I have come across in all my travels.
human
May I be permitted to examine that interesting stone in your field? These ancient Druidical remains are most interesting!
gpt
Sart'nly, sir. 'May be very int'restin' an' arnshunt, but we do stick 'em oup for the cattle, an' call 'em roubbin' pusts!!
human
A--a--isn't he--a--a--hadn't I better help you to pull at him?
gpt
Pull at 'im? Why yer'd set 'im crazed! Jist you let me keep is 'ead straight. Lor' bless yer, there ain't no cause to be affeared, as long as we don't meet nothing, and the gates ain't shut at Splinterbone crossing, jist round the bend.
human
Is this path safe?
gpt
Yes, the path is--but I can't answer for _you_!
human
Will you 'urry up paintin' that tree, sir? Cause I'm goin' to cut it down in a quarter of an hour.
gpt
after admiring old cottage_).
human
Is there anything else to look at in the village?
gpt
Lor' bless 'ee, why there's the beautiful new recr'ation ground as we've just 'ad made!
human
Look here. This must be the east, mustn't it? There's the chancel window--that's always east; then the south must be----
gpt
suddenly out of the vestry_),
human
I beg your pardon, gentlemen, but I can't allow my church to be used for a secular purpose. You'll find an unconsecrated weathercock on the barn yonder!
gpt
Will you tell me where I shall find a seat?
human
Weel, sir, there's a guid wheen veesitors in Inverness the noo: so sit whaur ye can see yer umbrella!