human
You're a sneak-thief! Jasper told the Major bluntly.
gpt
We've found at last what makes you so fat. You've been stealing eggs from every nest in the woods!
human
Tut! Tut! said Major Monkey.
gpt
When a lazy Cowbird lays an egg in somebody else's nest, the owner ought to be grateful to me for taking the egg out and eating it.
human
It's not that, Jasper Jay replied.
gpt
The trouble is, you've taken all kinds of eggs.
human
Well, well! said Major Monkey.
gpt
To be sure, I may have made a mistake now and then. But what's an egg or two, more or less, when one has a half-dozen of them?