human
What do you mean?
gpt
No tick here.
human
You look, said the jay, from a safe distance,
gpt
Well, the hawk admitted,
human
I have just been having a little lark that was a bird.
gpt
You ought to be very proud of your wife. She is a brilliant talker.
human
You're right there.
gpt
Why, I could listen to her all night.
human
I have to.
gpt
I once knew a man who, with the aid of a microscope, made a harness for a flea.
human
Humph! replied the other,
gpt
You want a divorce from your wife, do you?
human
Yes, sir, I do.
gpt
What grounds?
human
Incompatability. She and the cook are quarreling continually.
gpt
How about the lazy man who hurt his eye looking for work?
human
That's nothing. How about the industrious safe breaker doing time for making money?