human
What a noise that Kettle is making, to be sure! One could scarcely hear one's self rattle if one wanted to.
gpt
Just now we were quiet, No noise and no riot, You could hear a bread-plate drop--Flop!
human
We used to have a very nice English teapot once,
gpt
I remember, replied her neighbour from Margate.
human
He came from Worcestershire. He was a big pot, and thought himself no end of a swell.
gpt
What! Kettle-time already!
human
A nice sort of life it is for one of my grade and standing, grumbled the Teapot,
gpt
If there's a fuss--if a Pot should allude As a 'mug' to a China Cup, There's always a clatter Of jug, plate, and platter, Till somebody washes them up.
human
It's disgraceful to go on like this!
gpt
Ah! said the Teapot with a sneer,
human
There was once a Jubilee Jug-gins, Jug-jug-juggins,
gpt
Poor old crock!