human
Guidwife, quoth John,
gpt
human
A moose? --
gpt
Ay, a moose. --
human
Na, na, guidman, It wasna a moose! 'twas a rat.
gpt
Ow, ow, guidwife, to think ye've been Sae lang aboot the hoose, An' no' to ken a moose frae a rat! Yan wasna a rat! 'twas a moose!
human
I've seen mair mice than you, guidman-- An' what think ye o' that? Sae haud your tongue, an' say nae mair-- I tell ye, _it_ was a _rat_.
gpt
If you're the mester of the hoose, It's I'm the mistress o't; An' I ken best what's in the hoose-- Sae I tell ye, _it_ was a _rat_.
human
Weel, weel, guidwife, gae mak' the brose, An' ca' it what ye please.