human
I'll teach you, you miser'ble hoboe! cried the old woman's strident voice as her powerful arms swung her lusty broom aloft.
gpt
I'll teach you, you scallawag! Thwack fell the broom, and, releasing Joan, the man sought to protect his head with his arms.
human
I'll give you a dose you won't fergit, you scum o' creation! Thwack went the broom again.
gpt
Wait till the folks hear tell o' this, you miser'ble, miser'ble cur! Again the broom fell, and the man turned to flee.
human
You'd run, would you? Git a fork, Miss Joan!