human
Mr. O'Flannigan!
gpt
O'Flannigan himself, astonished that he is still alive to tell the tale! Did you see those madmen?
human
Madmen! Why, the eldest was not more than twelve years of age.
gpt
Are you sure of it?
human
Of course. But why this ass's head?
gpt
Well, they are having a terrible time with the Catholics this evening, and I thought it wise to be in disguise; and it's all right, since we are going to a masquerade ball. I hired from the property room at Drury Lane the ass's head which Bottom wears in the 'Midsummer-Night's Dream.' It fits me, does it not?
human
As if it had been made for you!
gpt
Unfortunately, in passing Charing Cross my chair was stopped and turned upside down by the populace, and my bearers deserted me like cowards. I hastily put on my ass's head, but evidently not quickly enough to avoid being recognized. I took to my heels, and they gave chase, screaming, 'Drown the papist!' and they would have been as good as their threat.
human
Bah! a parcel of children amusing themselves at your expense!
gpt
Yes, children! For that reason I refrained from drawing my sword. Ah, had I had men to deal with, they would have paid dearly for their insolence!
human
You have indeed been magnanimous, Mr. O'Flannigan, which was worthy of you.--Now let us set out without further loss of time.
gpt
But are the streets safe?
human
I believe it is all over. At least I hear nothing.