human
You may stand on your hands if you like, Billy,
gpt
You're 'avin' a lark with me,
human
No, I'm not. You really may do it.
gpt
Ain't a-goin' to do it,
human
Why not?
gpt
T'other bloke ain't said I'm to do it,
human
Well, said I,
gpt
That there 'orse was a-goin' it.
human
What horse?
gpt
Why, as if you didn't know! That there 'orse as was drivin' you blokes a' Monday night.
human
What, did you see us, then?
gpt
In corse I did. I seen you as I was a-comin' back from the racket school. My eye, wasn't you tidy and screwed though! You don't ought to be trusted with 'orses, you don't.
human
I wasn't screwed, Billy, said I,
gpt
No, that you wasn't driving. But I knows the bloke as was.
human
Do you know Mr Whipcord?
gpt
Yaas, I knows the animal, he replied, with a grin.
human
He gave me a doin' with his stick once, he did.
gpt
But did you see me pitched out?
human
In corse I did. I seen you. Thought you was dead, and I fetches the bloke to yer, and the bloke sends me for the doctor, and the doctor--