human
Now, if your lady 'ud like some nice pork--Oh! she does like pork?--Well, then, we shall kill a pig the week arter next.
gpt
Not a bed-room disengaged! Tut-t-t-t!
human
Oh, we'll accommodate you somehow, sir, if me and my 'usband gives you up our own bed, sir!
gpt
By George! I'm so hungry I can't _talk!_
human
Oh, I'm _so_ glad!
gpt
Why, Harry, your legs are getting more _Chippendale_ than ever!
human
I say, your razor's pulling most confoundedly!
gpt
Be it, zur? Wull, 'old on tight to the chair, an' we'll get it off zummow!
human
Can you tell which is the best inn in Baconhurst?
gpt
Dunno.
human
But we can get beds there, I suppose? Where do travellers generally go?
gpt
Go to the union moostly!
human
What dun yo' co' that wayter?
gpt
Ah, ain't it beautiful? That's Grassmere Lake, that is----
human
Yo' co'n 'um all la-akes an' meres i' these pa-arts. We co'n 'um rezzer-voyers where ah com' fro'!!
gpt
as
human
Not well and gone away for a holiday