human
Charming widow, isn't she? They say she is to marry again.
gpt
I wouldn't want to be a widow's second husband.
human
Well, I'd rather be a widow's second husband than her first, doncher-know.
gpt
What a place to raise beans.
human
I had a fall last night which rendered me unconscious for several hours.
gpt
You don't mean it? Where did you fall?
human
I fell asleep.
gpt
I say, old chap, how short your overcoat is!
human
Oh, that's all right! It'll be long enough before I can afford a new one.
gpt
Begorra, I wish I had died that I moite see the villain hung.
human
Why do you wear your stocking wrong side outward?
gpt
Because there's a hole on the other side.
human
Held by the enemy
gpt
How could you endure talking so long with that ugly old woman with that frightful costume without laughing in her face?
human
Oh, that's easy. She is my wife.
gpt
Nonsense, sir. Why is suicide a crime?
human
Because it injures the health.