human
What do you mean?
gpt
The ostrich. Don't you see?
human
The ostrich?
gpt
Yes, she's laid an egg.
human
Ladies and gentlemen, he announced, as the band suddenly ceased playing,
gpt
Say, what are you trying to get at? growled Teddy Tucker.
human
Give me back that egg.
gpt
But a sensation greater than all of these is in store for you, though you did not know it. The tallest hen in the world has laid an egg for your instruction and amusement--the ostrich has immortalized the town of Milledgeville by laying an egg within its sacred precincts, and my friend, Teddy Tucker, in discovering it, has accomplished an achievement beside which the discovery of the north or south pole is a cheap side show.
human
Young man, what do you intend to do with this wonderful and rare specimen?
gpt
What do I intend to do with it?
human
Yes. Is it your purpose to present it to this beautiful little city, to be placed among its other treasures in the city hall?
gpt
Well, I guess not!
human
What, then?
gpt
I'm going to eat it. That's what I'm going to do with it,
human
Give me that egg!