human
She was run down by the President, said I,
gpt
Stripped whom? said Mrs. Pugwash, as she suddenly dropped the teapot from her hand;
human
The Lady Ogle,
gpt
Lady Ogle? said she,
human
Two of her ribs were so broken as to require to be replaced with new ones.
gpt
Two new ribs! said she,
human
On examining her below the waist they found--
gpt
Examining her still lower, said she (all the pride of her sex revolting at the idea of such an indecent exhibition),
human
The Admiral, madam, said I,
gpt
Worm-eaten, she continued,
human
What on airth are you drivin' at? said Mr. Slick.
gpt
I never seed you so much out in your latitude afore, marm, I vow. We were talkin' of reparin' a vessel, not strippin' a woman; what under the sun could have put that 'ere crotchet into your head?
human
I thought I should have snorted right out two or three times, said the Clockmaker;
gpt
I had to pucker up my mouth like the upper eend of a silk puss, to keep from yawhawin' in her face, to hear the critter let her clapper run that fashion. She is not the first hand that has caught a lobster, by puttin' in her oar afore her turn, I guess. She'll mind her steps next hitch, I reckon.