human
Do you find any fossils here?
gpt
Dunno what you calls 'vossuls.' We finds nowt here but muck and 'ard work!
human
Beg pardon, my lady, but the band can't play the selection your ladyship asked for.
gpt
But it's in their programme!
human
Yes, my lady, but they can't play it till we get into still water, and _then they'll try_!
gpt
I say, old man, I've just been down in the saloon, and they give you the finest half-crown lunch I've ever struck!
human
Oh, aren't you glad, darling, we have come this delightful tour, instead of going to one of those stupid foreign places?