human
You don't mean to say that you caught the ducking I meant for Howl! she exclaimed.
gpt
Well, if that isn't a joke! It's the funniest thing I ever heard of!
human
It's moah bad mannahs than a joke! retorted Lloyd, angered more by the laugh than she had been by the wetting.
gpt
A girl as old as you oughtn't to go travellin' till you know how to behave yo'self in a hotel. I don't wondah that wherevah you go people say, 'Oh, those dreadful American children!'
human
It isn't so! They don't say it! snapped Fidelia.
gpt
I've got just as good manners as you have, anyhow, and I'll throw this whole pitcher of water on you if you say another word.
human
You just _dare!_