human
You did know me, Major; but you made a little mistake. It was not with Boss Calderon that you met me, because I do not know Boss Calderon; nor was it at Delmonico's. And where it was I am about to tell this company.
gpt
Gentlemen, I believe it is a rule that strangers in your clubs must be introduced by members. I was introduced by my friend Mr. Dunquerque, and I hope I shall not disgrace that introduction. May I ask who introduced Major Ruggles?
human
This is fooling, he said.
gpt
Captain Ladds, do you wish me to be insulted? If you do, sir, say so. You will find that an American officer----
human
Silence, sir! said Mr. Beck.
gpt
An American officer! Say that again, and I will teach you to respect the name of an American officer. I've been a private soldier myself in that army, he added, by way of explanation.
human
Now, Major Ruggles, I am going to invite you to remain while I tell these gentlemen a little story--a very little story--but it concerns you. And if Captain Ladds likes when that story is finished, I will apologise to you, and to him, and to all this honourable company.
gpt
Let us hear the story, said Jack.
human
Nothing could be fairer.
gpt
Nothing!