human
Wall, Britisher, I'm glad to see yeu, commenced the American Boniface, coolly seating himself on the table, and commencing spitting at a bluebottle fly on the floor.
gpt
So yeu've come here to see our glorious American Constitootion. Wall, I guess yeu'll be pretty considerable surprised--tarnation surprised, doggoned if you won't. We're an almighty nation, we air. Going a-shooting, air yeu? Wall, I calkerlate we've got more game hereabouts than would fill all London, and enough ships in our little river the Mississi-pi to tow your little island across the broad Atlantic--we hev, indeed, stranger. There's lots of grouse; but nary a buffeler, bar, nor alligater about here. But I s'pose yeu means to take up yer fixins here in this feather-bed bully hotel afore yeu makes tracks?
human
Wall, then, stranger, what will yeu like?--cocktail, mint julip, brandy smash, or cobbler? I've a few festive cusses in the bar as will tell yeu all about the shooting. Let's hev a licker-up with them.