human
Bob!
gpt
Suh!
human
I want my buggy to-night.
gpt
Sidebar?
human
Yes.
gpt
New whip--new harness--little buggy mare--reckon?
human
I want 'em all.
gpt
Oh, I know. You gwine to see Miss Phyllis dis night, sho--yes, Lawd!
human
Yes, an' I know somewhur else you gwine--you gwine to de war. Oh, I know; yes, suh. Dere's a white man in town tryin' to git niggers to 'list wid him, an' he's got a nigger sojer what say he's a officer hisself; yes, mon, a corpril. An' dis nigger's jes a-gwine through town drawin' niggers right _an'_ left. He talk to me, but I jes laugh at him, an' say I gwine wid Ole Cap'n ur Young Cap'n, I don't keer which. An' lemme tell you, Young Capn', ef you ur Ole Cap'n doan lemme go wid you, I'se gwine wid dat nigger corpril an' dat white man what 'long to a nigger regiment, an' I know you don't want me to bring no sech disgrace on de fambly dat way--no, suh. He axe what you de cap'n of, Bob went on, aiming at two birds with one stone now,
gpt
Oh, I'se gwine--I'se gwine wid you--
human
What dat I heah 'bout you gwine to de wah, nigger, what dat I heah?
gpt
Law, mammy. I was jes projeckin' wid Young Cap'n.
human
Fool nigger, doan know what wah is--doan lemme heah you talk no more 'bout gwine to de wah ur I gwine to w'ar you out wid a hickory--dat's whut I'll do--now you min'.
gpt
An' doan lemme heah you puttin' dis fool nigger up to gittin' hisself killed by dem Cubians neither; no suh! She was deadly serious now.
human
I done spanked you heap o' times, an' 'tain't so long ago, an' you ain' too big yit; no, suh.