human
It's a gol-dern shame! he grated.
gpt
This jest makes my blood bile!
human
I don't wonder a bit, piped the long-necked man, misunderstanding the Vermonter;
gpt
Oh, will he! exploded Gallup.
human
Waal, ef I was yeou, I'd hire myself aout to some dime museum as the human bobber. Yeou teeter jest like a certun bird that I won't name.
gpt
Wh--a--at? squealed the individual addressed, in great excitement.
human
This to me! Why, I'll----
gpt
I wish ter great goshfrey yeou would! hissed Ephraim, glaring at him.
human
I'd jest like to hev yeou try it! I'd give yeou a jolt that'd knock yeou clean inter the middle of next week!
gpt
Why, who is this fellow that seeks to create a disturbance? blustered the little man, his fiery whiskers beginning to bristle and squirm again.
human
He should be sat upon.
gpt
I wish yeou'd tackle the job, yeou condemned little red-whiskered runt; he shot at the blusterer with such suddenness that the little man staggered back and put up his hands, as if he had been struck.
human
Yeou are another meddler! I'd eat yeou, an' I'd never know I'd hed a bite!
gpt
This is very unfortunate, madam, purred the gallant man at the veiled woman's side.
human
I am extremely sorry that you have had such an unpleasant experience. Now, if that creature----
gpt
Yeou're the cheapest one of the hull lot, old oil-smirk! he flung at the speaker.
human
Such fellers as yeou are more dangerous to real ladies than all the young mashers goin', fer yeou are a hypocrite who pretends to be virtuous.