human
So, with that I jumped into the middle of the road, and I up with the goose, and I hit that chap such a welt on the head that the goose bursted. Then the lad was into me and we went round the road like thunder and lightning till the other fellow joined in, and then Mary welted into the lot of us with a stick that she had, but they didn't mind her any more than a fly. Before you could whistle, mister, they had me stripped to the buff, and before you could whistle again they had the girl stripped, and the pair of them were going down the road as hard as ever they could pelt with our clothes under their oxters.
gpt
Begor!
human
I tell you so,
gpt
There was herself and myself standing in the middle of the road with nothing to cover our nakedness but a bursted goose.
human
That was the queer sight,
gpt
You keep your eyes to yourself, mister,
human
What did you do then?
gpt
I peeped over the hedge and there was a man coming along the path. He was a nice-looking man with a black bag in his hand and he was walking fast. When he came exactly opposite me I jumped the hedge and I took the clothes off him--
human
You did so!
gpt
I did so,