human
I have called you up, said Merry,
gpt
You always were a practical joker, he growled;
human
My dear fellow, he said,
gpt
I assure you I was never more serious. I am not joking. I shall telegraph for the paper immediately.
human
Paper like that costs money, and the lithographers will demand a guarantee before they touch the work.
gpt
And I shall give them a guarantee. I shall instruct them to draw on the First National Bank of Denver, where my money will be deposited.
human
Your money?
gpt
Jeewhillikins!