human
But, massa, I's am not equal to de occasion as I once wuz.
gpt
Why, George, what on earth is the matter with you now?
human
I's got a stitch in my side, sir, dat trubbles me a powerful lot, and I's not able to do as much as I hab been doin'.
gpt
A stitch in your side! Oh, come, George, that won't do. Where did you get such a thing as a stitch in your side?
human
De oder day, sah. You see, I wuz hemmed in by a crowd.
gpt
You mustn't go in the yard. Don't you see that moolly-cow out there? What do you suppose she would do with her horns if you went close to her?
human
I suppose she would blow them.