human
Can you boys tell me where Maggie's aunt lives around here? Tell me and I'll give you a cent apiece.
gpt
Here!
human
What is it?
gpt
Where did this thing drop from?
human
Well, ain't he a sweetie!
gpt
Oh, dear boys, I am so weary. I've been looking for Maggie's aunt. She lives somewhere down here. Maggie is our cook and she is under the weather--yes, very much under the weather--and I agreed to notify her aunt, but hang me if I can find her aunt. I don't know her aunt's name; I forgot to ask her what her dear aunt's name is, and all I know is that she lives down this way somewhere, and she is Maggie's aunt. If you lads will take me to her I will give you a penny apiece--I will, yes--I am in earnest--hee, hee, hee!
human
Oh, you rude boys, I really believe you are mocking me--yes, I do. Now don't be naughty, but come and show me where Maggie's aunt lives--hee, hee, hee!
gpt
Boys, what have we struck?
human
Now don't be rude, boys, don't be rude, or I will chastise you--yes, I will chastise you. I don't want to do so, but you may compel me to chastise you.
gpt
Oh, oh, you wicked boy! What do you mean? Stop, I say, stop, or I'll call the police, yes, I will.
human
Say, Dudie, there are no police around here; we slaughtered and burned 'em all last month; you'll find their graves down under the rocks there, so don't holler.
gpt
What have we struck?