human
Darling. Wait. Don't be hasty. Let me explain. In the first place have you ever met a human?
gpt
What difference does that make? she pouted.
human
I've heard about them.
gpt
But sweetheart, he went on in his pleading.
human
They're quite horrible. They have but one head, and a single pair of arms and legs. They walk upright and they can only bear _children_....
gpt
Yes! And they're horrible things, really. Must be raised on pablum and formulas and things like that. _Formulas._ Sounds mechanical. No, Sally, my pet. I'll think of something else. Something which will not require so much work....
human
she yelped.
gpt
So that's what's troubling you. Too much work you say. And what is occupying your time now? Have you even so much as gone to the forest of Evil Contractions to capture a giant in the past six months? Not you! You're satisfied with the way things are. You wouldn't give a hang if I died of boredom. And when I ask for something like a torture party, all you can say is, it's too much work.