human
Where do you keep yourself nowadays?
gpt
O, just sitting about and thinking. Can't think where you athletes are romping around. You make more noise than a bunch of magpies. I'm sick of athletic chatter, that so-and-so ought to do 10 seconds, and that Mr. Blinks of Harvard should win his half if he doesn't get too fast a pace in the first quarter, that Mr. Jenks of Yale is likely to pull a tendon, and so on and so on.
human
So you sneak off and improve your mind?
gpt
Right-O, sonny. I'm doing that same.