human
Did you ever hear about the two holes in our back-yard?
gpt
Well! Well!
human
Old Jones was killed last night by a dew-drop.
gpt
Must have been a very heavy one.
human
About four hundred tons.
gpt
Horrible!
human
You see he was standing under the trestle, and a freight train ran off the track and dropped on him.
gpt
But how about the dew?
human
Why, the train was due!