human
Doesn't sound like a mechanical manifestation to me, sir.
gpt
Mechanical or electronical, Raymond demanded perplexed,
human
Well, sir, Mr. Krutchamer began with a flashing white-toothed smile,
gpt
No guarantee against any electronic defects?
human
No, sir. All electrical parts are guaranteed, of course, for thirty days, but you've had the android for ninety days.
gpt
I'm sorry, sir, but your problem sounds more like a chronic psycho-electronic condition. I would recommend that you see a PRD.
human
What's that?
gpt
Doctor of Psychiatric Robotory.
human
This android doesn't need Psycho-therapy, damn it, Raymond said hotly.
gpt
Maybe some minor adjustment with a heavy monkey wrench. But that's all.
human
Perhaps. The little man turned on the smile.
gpt
The important thing in an android is that it function properly and efficiently. We are prepared in every way to keep your android in perfect operating condition, but we do not feel that it is at all necessary to concern ourselves with an android's alleged thoughts or vocal expressions. After all, it is only an android. A machine. A clever machine, but a machine.
human
This clever machine has driven my wife out of our home, and is edging me into a cybernetic psychoneurosis.