human
Whin I sint him to you, why'n you keep keer er him?
gpt
Wherefore you didn't keep keer er him yo' se'f?
human
I ain't no nuss!
gpt
Me neither! I done hi'ed out fur a housemaid. I is demeanin' of my rightful oaths to be adoin' what I is. If the haid of our sassiety should git wind of all the occupations I is a occupying I ain't got a doubt she would read me out in meetin'.
human
Well, nobody ain't a goin' to blow 'bout what wuck you does but yo'se'f. I can't see but what you keeps to yo' vows well enough. If lookin' after chillums aint 'ooman's wuck I lak to know what is.
gpt
Bo--oob--by! You, Bo--oob--by! I got some ca--an--dy fur yer,
human
Thar he is!
gpt
Thar he is much! That there is what Miss Nan calls a ego. It's some kind er a beast I reckon what mocks folks. Sounds lak hants ter me. I done dream of trouble last night anyhow. I dream I was a gittin' married--
human
That would sho' be trouble to the groom,
gpt
My dream book says that dreamin' of marriage is sho sign er death. I reckon our little Bobby is dead by this time. Out here cold and starved in the mountings.
human
Well, he done et a good breakfast this mornin' and ain't starved yit as 'tain't time ter dish up dinner yit. An' if he is cold I'd lak ter know whar he done foun' a cool spot. I sho is a sweatin' myse'f.
gpt
Go 'long, you ole nigger! You ain't got no feelin'.
human
I's got as much feelin' as you is but I's got enough ter worry 'bout without makin' up troubles. I want ter find that there Bobby an' I feel turrible bad 'bout his a gittin' lost but I ain't agoin' ter trouble my haid about his bein' cold and hongry whin the sun is a shinin' down on my back as hot as a mustard plarster an' I done see the boy put away two full batches of waffles with enough scrambled eggs to feed a whole fambly. His appletite done pick up wonderful sense we been a campin' out.