human
But this is _not_ Monday, said Willie.
gpt
Yesterday was Monday. To-day is to-morrow you know, therefore it is Tuesday. Pay your landlady double next Monday and that will do just as well.
human
Don't vex the Guard,
gpt
I am not vexed, said the Guard, touching his hat.
human
Do you think it would be right to pay double? You see my landlady is single. She might not like it.
gpt
Write 'I. O. U.' on a post-card and send it to her. It will do just as well, if not better,