human
I think the way you two fellows are hogging the Ys and captaincies around here is disgraceful, complained the Codfish one night.
gpt
Armstrong ought to be ashamed. Turner is bad enough with football and baseball, but Armstrong is nothing short of a Y trust, with three different kinds of them. Why aren't you modest like I am?
human
Some are born Ys, paraphrased the Codfish,
gpt
You ought to be put out for that, said Frank.
human
But I say, how would you like to score for us next year?
gpt
To cover up your errors, eh?
human
No, just to keep you quiet.
gpt
In that case, I'm on, but you need look for no favors in the scoring from me. I'm an impartial gink. No friends when I'm on the job. Do I get a southern trip?
human
Sure, you do. But you must keep away from hired automobiles.
gpt
Forget it,