human
He gave me an army-and-navy kiss.
gpt
What kind is that?
human
Oh, rapid fire--sixty a minute!
gpt
Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a rainy day?
human
I do; my rubbers.
gpt
Mamma, I dess you'll have to turn the hose on me.
human
Why, dear?
gpt
I saw you out driving yesterday with a gentleman. He appeared to have only one arm; is that all he has?
human
Oh, no; the other arm was around somewhere.
gpt
Why are pugilists like chickens?
human
Because they live on 'scraps!'