human
That's just about what you wants, Mr. ROBERT, to take you ome safely this most orful nite!
gpt
Tipper's
human
Grand Hotel, in comes my Son; and he says to me,
gpt
Guvnor, says he--I notise as he allers calls me Guvnor when he wants me to do sumthink--
human
I wants you to do me the favour to ask _Mr. Punch_ for to do you a favour.
gpt
Why, what do you mean? says I.
human
Why, this is what I means, says he.
gpt
About the grandest feller as ewer in the hole world gave up fifty years of his useful life to trying to make hundreds of stupid boys into clever boys, and hundreds of bad boys into good boys, and hundreds of dull boys into witty boys, is a going for to have a testymonial given him by sum of them hundreds of boys, me among 'em, to sellybrate his Jewbilly, same as the QUEEN had the other day. Ewery one of us as lives in London will jump at the chance; but the boys as he turns out from the great City of Lundon Skool is such reel fust-raters, that they gits snapped up direckly by Merchants and peeple, and sent all over the werld for to manidge their warious buzzinesses there, so we don't know how to get at 'em; but as _Mr. Punch_ goes wherever any smart, clever English chap goes, if he wood most kindly let this littel matter be mentioned, the grandest, and sucksessfullest, ay, and wittiest Skool Master of modern times wood get his dew reward.