human
Hey there, Charlie! You've got those rows going the wrong way.
gpt
Why, you poor cod, you've got them running north and south. They ought to go east and west. The sun rises over there, doesn't it? (Charlie will attempt to deny this, but you must go right on.)
human
And it comes on up behind that tree and over my roof and sets over there, doesn't it? (By this time, Charlie will be crying with rage.)
gpt
Well, just as soon as your beans get up an inch or two they are going to cast a shadow right down the whole row and only those in front will ever get any sun. You can't grow things without sun, you know.