human
What is your name, sir?
gpt
Holy is my name,
human
Why do you stand on one leg?
gpt
Because if I stood on all four, the earth could not bear my weight.
human
And why do you keep your mouth open?
gpt
Because I feed on the air, and never eat anything else.
human
And why do you face the sun?
gpt
Because I worship the sun.
human
What a pious Cat!