human
You'd probably have a fine time on a patch work quilt,
gpt
Please don't joke, he said imploringly.
human
I'm in real trouble. I need help.
gpt
I'll say you do, I said.
human
But I don't see what I can do for you.
gpt
It's this, the young man said.
human
My draft board just deferred me with a 4-F classification. They told me I wouldn't be any good in my present shape. So there.
gpt
Well--go on!
human
Go on? That's all there is to it. They've rejected me. They won't take me.
gpt
And that's your problem?
human
Naturally.
gpt
Now listen to me, I said.
human
If the army doesn't want you, consider yourself lucky.
gpt
But I want to get in, the young man protested.
human
I won't feel right until I am in service.
gpt
You left that psychiatrist too soon, I muttered.
human
Anyway, what do you expect me to do?
gpt
Why, I was sure you could help me, the young man said.
human
You're the Soldier's Friend, aren't you? You write the column of advice to the Yanks in the _Standard_, don't you?
gpt
You know all the angles of the various branches of the Service, and I hoped you'd be able to recommend some branch that could use me. I'm willing to do anything or go anywhere. If you'll help me I'll put myself completely in your hands.
human
Now just a minute, I said.
gpt
You've got the wrong idea. The guy you want to see--