human
Lady Guides.
gpt
BY THE CARD
human
How far is it to Sludgecombe, boy?
gpt
Why, 'bout twenty 'underd theausan' mild 'f y' goo 's y'are agooin' now, an' 'bout half a mild 'f you turn right reaound an' goo t'other way!!
human
Can you direct me to Hollow Meadows?
gpt
Ye-ye-ye-yes. You t-t-t-t-take the f-f-f-first t-t-t-t-turning on th-the right, and ku-ku-ku-keep straight on ower th' b-b-b-brig. Bu-bub-bub-but you'd bub-bub-bub-better be gu-gu-gu-gangin' on. You'll gu-gu-get there quicker th-th-th-than I can t-t-t-tell you!
human
There, darling! I hope I've forgotten nothing. And oh, Alfred! how much, _much_ pleasanter to carry our things ourselves, and be alone together, than to have a horrid servant trotting behind us, and listening to every word we say!
gpt
Can you kindly direct me the nearest way to Slagley?
human
Ah can poonch th' head o' thee!
gpt
Himmel! how hot it is! I really think I might just have half an inch cut off--just round the nape of my neck you know. Just _thinned_ a little----
human
Out of the question, my boy. Remember clause seven in the agreement--'Your hair not to be cut till the last concert in Australia is over'!
gpt
What's this? I ordered quail!
human
Wall--y'ev got quail!
gpt
Quail! Why a quail's a bird!