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Will you allow us, sir, said one of the deputation,
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Certainly, gentlemen, said Mr. Clark,
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If you had a garden, and pilfering boys were to break into and steal your property, in what way would you like to have them punished?
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Aweel, sir, replied the prisoner,
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I think I would let them awa' for first time.
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There she goes,
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There she lies,
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You have a fine view here, friend; you will be able to see a great way.
human
Ou, ay, ou, ay, a ferry great way.
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Ah! you will see America from here?
human
Farther than that,
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Ah! how's that?
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Ou, juist wait till the mists gang awa', an' you'll see the mune!
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The, and
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The Other
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Sir Allen returned his visit, leaving as his card,
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The _other_ Macnab.
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Old Clo'
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men who infest the streets. Coming from his class one day, a shabby Irishman asked him in the usual confidential manner,
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Any old clo', sir?
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No; replied the professor, imitating the whisper;
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How is it, John, said a minister to his man,
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Weel, sir, said John,
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I canna precisely explain it, unless on the supposition that I'm a wee bit mair popular wi' some o' the folks maybe than you are.
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Hech, said Kirsty to her neighbor,
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Jenny, but thae's awfu' wersh parritch!
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said Jenny,
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Daft Highland Laird, a noted character in Edinburgh at the latter end of last century, one day accosted the Hon. Henry Erskine, as he was entering the Parliament House. Erskine inquired of the
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Oh, very well! answered the laird;
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pointing to one of the statues over the old porch of the House;