human
Why have you no policeman to carry you?
gpt
Because we are not like those clumsy-made truncheons in the land world, which cannot go with-out having a whole man to carry them about. We do our own work for ourselves; and do it very well, though I say it who should not.
human
Then why have you a thong to your handle?
gpt
To hang ourselves up by, of course, when we are off duty.