human
It's an epidemic, said Bert solemnly.
gpt
I've got it bad, and I saw Arch an hour ago, and he was so low he couldn't even smile. Said he was going to cut out paper dolls or string buttons, if this kept up. Can't you prescribe for us, Doctor?
human
Why, yes. Get Archie and bring him up here to supper this evening. Tell him he needn't smile. Perhaps my ladies-errant may have stories to tell that will ease your pain a little!