human
Do you know of any old houses, near here, where one can secure old bits of furniture, or antique objects?
gpt
Say, Madam, if I have one person ask me that same question, I have dozens stop to question me. I tells them all, the same as I tells you now--the only antique I can send them to anywhere about Springfield, is that old church on the corner, where you can see the hole blown in the side by a cannon ball, when the British were here. And over yonder, you will find a burial ground where many old Indians are buried, with their stone arrow-heads and other trophies with them. The crumbling grey-stone slabs and the ancient tombs found there, will give you the dates. Some go as far back as two hundred, or two hundred and fifty years.