human
Your coachman is so surly, he won't answer a single question I put to him. The proprietor asked him what he meant by not answering the gentleman, to which he replied,
gpt
If I do speak to him he will only complain, like that other fool did the other day.
human
He could play a good many instruments, but had never tried a Jew's harp. The new instrument proved too much for him, whereupon old Spooner looked at him with scorn and contempt, and said,
gpt
You are a pretty sort of a man for a bandmaster, and cannot play a Jew's harp.