human
Let me do it, dear,
gpt
Oh, thank you! she said, gratefully.
human
You ARE a help, Little Billee.
gpt
I'm always ready to help YOU, Patty girl; call on me any time, anywhere; if ever you want me,--I'm right there.
human
I think somebody else might have helped us with these crabs, anyway.
gpt
They would, if we asked them. I like it better this way. Alone with thee,--just you and me,--the crabs to free,--is bliss for we!
human
Speak for yourself, John! I don't see any bliss in picking out crabs. I've cut and scratched every single solitary finger I possess!
gpt
Poor little girl! But, you see, I offer you my hand,--both hands, in fact,--there's ten extra fingers at your disposal, if you want them. And all willing and eager to work for you.
human
Mr. Farnsworth, how do you suppose I can make croquettes if you talk to me like that? One tablespoonful of flour,--two of butter, three eggs--
gpt
Pooh, can't you read a recipe and be proposed to at the same time?
human
Yes, I CAN, Patty flashed back,
gpt
What! EVERY time you've proposed?
human
No, because I've never proposed before. Don't you think I do it well for a beginner?
gpt
Not very.
human
Not very! You little scamp, what do you know about it? Have you had a wide experience in proposals?
gpt
I shouldn't tell you if I had. One of flour, two of butter, three--
human
Three blithering wheelbarrows! Apple Blossom, have you any idea how I love you?
gpt
Don't put me out, Bill. One of flour, two of butter, three eggs--
human
Now, isn't she the limit? mused Bill, apparently addressing the crabs.
gpt
I express my devotion in terms of endearment, and she babbles like a parrot of flour and butter!
human
If I don't, you'll have no croquettes,