human
Situations Required
gpt
Hullo, that you, Katharine? ... Yes, Daphne. Any luck? ... Not much. You know, it's simply hopeless. What? ... 'Widow with two boys of seven and nine'? Thank you. I'd rather ... Exactly ... Well, I don't know. I'd give it up, only it's so awful ... Awful.
human
If she doesn't believe it, ask her to dinner,
gpt
Shut up, said Daphne.
human
It's all right, Katharine. I was speaking to Berry ... Oh, he's fed to the teeth.
gpt
I cannot congratulate you, said her husband,
human
Oh, rather ... His food means a lot to him, you know.
gpt
This, said her husband,
human
Will you be quiet? said his wife.
gpt
How can I---
human
No, I won't, said Berry.
gpt
My finer feelings are outraged. And that upon an empty stomach. I shall write home and ask to be taken away. I shall----
human
Katharine, said Daphne,
gpt
I can't hear you because that fool Berry is talking, but Boy's getting out an advertisement, and we're going to ... Oh, are you? I thought you said you'd given it up ... Another nineteen shillings' worth? Well, here's luck, anyway ... Yes, of course. But I daren't hope ... Good-bye. She replaced the receiver and turned to me.
human
Katharine's going to start advertising again.
gpt
That's the style, said Berry.
human
Let me know when it's going to appear, and I'll get a bedroom at the Club. When you've weeded the best out of the first hundred thousand, I'll come back and give the casting vote.
gpt
My dear, she murmured,
human
I daren't. Half the cooks in England would leave their situations.
gpt
So much the better, said I.
human
All's fair in love and war. I don't know which this is, but we'll call it 'love' and chance it. Besides, I added cunningly,
gpt
Couldn't you leave out my name and just put 'Box So-and-so'?
human
That's so intangible. Besides, I think the telephone number's a great wheeze. Thoughtfully she crossed to the fireplace and lighted a cigarette.
gpt
I'll send it to-morrow,
human
Listen to this,