human
They call this a circulating library, he would shout.
gpt
Hell! It never moves an inch. It’s stationary! Instead of going out around the town, it sits here and waits for people to come. And the people don’t come. Not on your life! Only a few have the nerve to face out all this imposing architecture and red-tape. If there is anything to discourage readers, they don’t do it because they’ve been too stupid to think of it. If a stranger comes in and asks for a book they treat him like a crook. Ask him impertinent questions about his father’s occupation. Won’t let him take a book unless he can get some tax-payer to promise to pay for it if he steals it! What in thunder has that got to do with it? Someone wants to read. They ought to send up an Hosanna! They ought to go out like postmen, and leave a book at each door every morning. Circulating? Rot!