human
What be you uns a-doin'?
gpt
Crocheting a shawl for Aunty,
human
Well, we uns is got a mule an' a scoop that could make a shawl fer Aunty quicker'n you uns.
gpt
Good for you, son! exclaimed Lewis.
human
Suppose you fetch the mule here this afternoon and we'll have a sewing bee. What do you say, Bill? Do you believe we would ever in the world get this dirt moved?
gpt
Doubt it.
human
Do you uns want we uns to drive the critter? We uns mostly goes along 'thout no axtra chawge.
gpt
Sure we want you. What do you charge for the mule and driver?
human
Wal, time was when Josephus brought as much as fifty cents a day, but he ain't to say so spry as onct, an' now we uns will be satisfied to git thirty cents, with a feedin' of oats.
gpt
Oats! Who has oats? Not I. The only critter we have eats gasoline. I tell you, son, you feed Josephus yourself and we will feed you and pay you fifty cents a day for your animal. I don't believe a mule could work for thirty cents and keep his self-respect.
human
Wal, Josephus an' we uns don't want no money what we uns don' arn,