human
That witness wasn't coached, Your Honor! cried the lawyers both.
gpt
Strike out his testimony, quoth The learned judge:
human
This Court denies Its ear to stories which surprise. I hold that witnesses exempt From coaching all are in contempt. Both Prosecution and Defense Applauded the judicial sense, And the spectators all averred Such wisdom they had never heard: 'Twas plain the prisoner would be Found guilty in the first degree. Meanwhile that wight's pale cheek confessed The nameless terrors in his breast. He felt remorseful, too, because He wasn't half they said he was.
gpt
If I'd been such a rogue, he mused On opportunities unused,
human
I might have easily become As wealthy as Methusalum.