human
If old Pharaoh could only see us now!
gpt
He'd probably throw a fit,
human
Not a bit of it, said Joe.
gpt
He'd probably be up in the grandstand, eating peanuts and singing out once in a while to 'kill the umpire.'
human
And he'd do it too, laughed Jim.
gpt
I'll bet an umpire in those days would have had a hard job to get life insurance. It would have been good dope to get a tip before the game as to just what team Pharaoh wanted to win.
human
I think you men are awfully irreverent,
gpt
Not at all, laughed Jim.
human
It's a big compliment to Pharaoh to suggest that he would have been a baseball fan if he hadn't been born too soon. It puts him on a level with the President of the United States.