human
Hello, Jerry.
gpt
Hello, Bobs.
human
Why doesn't she bring you to your own door? It's an outrage that she makes you walk two blocks.
gpt
Oh, I still walk a little, just out of regard for my figure,
human
What on earth do you see in her, Jerry?
gpt
She's a very attractive woman, my dear. Also her motors and her opera box are very comfortable. Also she makes a fuss over me every minute. I don't get that at home, you know. Even you get your claws ready when I appear!
human
Jerry, you're an awful cad!
gpt
Thanks.
human
What do you give her to pay for these comforts?
gpt
Oh, I keep her vanity fed, that's my part.
human
What kind of lap dog are you, Jerry, a spitz?
gpt
You can't talk to me like that!
human
I'd hate to tell you what I really think of you, and what all your old friends down here think of you, if calling you a lap dog offends you.
gpt
The virago is not a becoming rôle, Bobs,