human
I feel inclined to trample on you,
gpt
Pre-pre-sump-tu-tu-ous b-b-b-beast!
human
It was on-on-ly my f-f-un!
gpt
Do you wish me to spare your life?
human
It is very valuable,
gpt
The world can do without it,
human
Spare me!
gpt
Very good, he answered,
human
Certainly, certainly, the Officer said in a fawning voice.
gpt
Many thanks; any conditions that you may think proper.
human
These are my conditions. You must submit to let me carry you up and down the counter, stopping before such Toys as I shall see fit. And whenever I stop, you are to announce yourself in these words: 'Good-evening. Have you kicked the coward and the bully? The real genuine article, no imitation. If you have not kicked him already, kick him without delay.'
gpt
It is too bad of you to require me to say this, the Officer cried, his anger for the moment overcoming his fear.
human
But then you are not a gentleman. You are--
gpt
When you have done, interrupted the Elephant,
human
I will begin.