human
Your sample suffered a little in the mail and is too small. Will you oblige me by forwarding a larger one by parcel post? If my guess is right, the market is particularly bare of this class of goods, and I can assure a prompt sale at fancy prices.
gpt
You mean that old barrel of junk--those filings you made me pay three-fifty for a half interest in your foolishness?
human
Hiram, I began jestingly,