human
I want to have a pichtur taken av meself an' me bruther. How much?
gpt
All right, said Pat.
human
Will you take it now?
gpt
Where is your brother? asked the photographer.
human
He's in Ireland,
gpt
Well my man, said the photographer,
human
That's funny, said Pat.
gpt
Ye took a pichtur of the divil, an' he's down below.
human
Did you shoot anything, Henrick?
gpt
Yes, a duck.
human
What! a wild one?
gpt
No, but the farmer was wild.
human
The fact is, you women make fools of the men.
gpt
Sometimes, perhaps; but sometimes we don't have to.
human
What was the subject of your debate this evening?
gpt
Whisky.
human
Was it well discussed?
gpt
Yes, most of the members were full of the subject.
human
You regard society as merely a machine, do you? What part of the machinery do you consider me, for instance?
gpt
You are one of the cranks.
human
Do you think the elevator boy stole your watch?
gpt
Well, he swore up and down that he didn't.
human
And, doctor, if you will, I wish you would give me something to help my memory. I forget so easily.
gpt
Very well. I'll send you a bill every month.