human
It's the ondivided opinion of the jury, except Shorty disagreein' fer fear he'll git shot, that this here party behind the bar's name ain't John Doe, which it's Pete Barras same as before, an' likewise he's got two dollars an' four bits comin' from you fer the drinks. Them four dollars of yourn is comin' from Sam Barras, which he's runnin' a saloon over to Zortman.
gpt
You're fined a round of drinks for misnomer of the defendant, he announced, gravely.
human
An' seein' the jury is hung--why it ain't be'n hung long ago is surprisin' to me--you're discharged--bob-tailed discharge, as they'd say in the army which carries with it a recommendation that you're a bunch of inebriated idiots that's permitted to stand on your hind legs an walk upright so's to make more room for regular folks to move around in. The case is taken out of your hands an' adjoodicated upon its merits which accordin' to the statutes in such cases made an' provided, judgment is rendered for the plaintiff, on account of the above transaction bein' with the saloon, as such, an' not a personal matter with the bartender. Plaintiff is also ordered to take over an' run said saloon to the best of his ability until such time as the said dollar an' four bits is paid.
gpt
Look a-here, pardner, began the bartender, edging along opposite the Texan,
human
I hope fer your sake that advice is sound, for I'm handin' it back in the original package----
gpt
You mean you ain't a-goin to pay fer them drinks? The bartender's voice held a truculent note, and his eyes narrowed.
human
Speakin' of excitement you're sure some prophet, he observed, drily,
gpt
You're a damn liar! flared the aproned one, indignantly:
human
They ain't no wimin' allowed in here--