human
You never told me why you come to Italy.
gpt
In order, I reply,
human
But listen. Surely you have fountains in your own country?
gpt
None quite so golden-green.
human
Ah, it wants cleaning, doesn't it?
gpt
Lord, no!
human
Let me try to set forth, however droll it may sound, the point of view of a certain class of people, supposing they exist, who might think that this particular fountain ought never to be cleaned