human
Bayliss, you're indulging that distorted sense of humour of yours again. That isn't in the paper?
gpt
Yes, sir. Very large headlines.
human
Bayliss, I'll give you a piece of advice which may be useful to you when you grow up. Never go about with newspaper men. It all comes back to me. Out of pure kindness of heart I took young Bill Blake of the _Sun_ to supper at the Six Hundred last night. This is my reward. I suppose he thinks it funny. Newspaper men are a low lot, Bayliss.
gpt
Shall I go on, sir?
human
Most doubtless. Let me hear all.