human
Well, he said,
gpt
It wouldn't be any manner of use for you to say you wouldn't see twenty-eight again, no matter how much you got fixed up, the woman retorted.
human
But I guess you can get something, if it ain't quite so good. I have a gentleman friend who is over fifty and who said he was thirty-seven, and he got a dandy place last week. But I tell you you'll have to hustle more'n this other gentleman. You're bald, ain't you?
gpt
I don't know what that has got to do with it,
human
It's got a good deal to do with it, said she.
gpt
I know a place on Sixth Avenue where you can get an elegant front-piece that nobody could ever tell, for three dollars and forty-nine cents. Another gentleman friend of mine--he's a sort of relation of mine; my sister was his first wife--got one there. Yes, sir, you'll have to get one, and you'll have to get your face massaged and your eyebrows blacked, and, Lord! you'll have to have that beard shaved off and have a mustache, if you get anything at all. Lord! you look as if you'd come right out of the Old Testament. I don't see why you're wasting your time hanging around offices for, without you see to that, first of all. I should think your wife would tell you, but I suppose she's the same sort. Now as for you, she added, turning again to Carroll,
human
(she produced a card from an ornate wrist-bag)--
gpt
You go 'long with him, and I guess you'll get a place, too. Good-bye.