human
You lazy beasts! Bathe me, and look sharp about it, or I'll tickle you with a cat-o'-nine-tails!
gpt
What if we pitch him into the river, where the current is strong, and just leave him there! We can easily pretend he was carried away where we could not reach him; and if the King finds us out, and puts us to death--anyhow, death is better than his eternal bullying.