human
Now, Tom, tell us something about New York while we are smoking,
gpt
Well, I will, if you wish me to do so; but I have got almost tired of talking about New York. Everybody wants to know what I saw there.
human
Do they?
gpt
Yes; I don't like to say no to them, for I am willing to help along those who don't know as much as I do.
human
Do you mean to say we don't know as much as you do?
gpt
Well, you haven't been to New York--have you?
human
What if we haven't?
gpt
Then, of course, you can't know so much as I do. I was there a week.
human
If you say that again, I'll pound you,
gpt
There's a stump for you, Tom,