human
I think I shall spend my honeymoon here, said the Zankiwank.
gpt
I have already bought a honeycomb for my bride. I am so impatient to have her by my side that I have dispatched the Jackarandajam and Mr Swinglebinks in a four-wheeled cab to fetch her. When the Bletherwitch arrives I will introduce you, and you shall both be bridesmaids!
human
But I can't be a bridesmaid, you know,
gpt
Oh yes, you can. You can be anything here you like. You only have to eat some Fern seeds and you become invisible, and nobody would know you. It is so simple, and saves a lot of argument. And you should never argue about anything unless you know nothing about it, then you are sure to win.
human
But, interrupted Maude,
gpt
said the Zankiwank.
human
What is nothing?
gpt
Nothing.
human
Precisely. Nothing is nothing; but what is better than nothing?
gpt
Something.
human
Nothing is sweeter than honey, Nothing's more bitter than gall, Nothing that's comic is funny, Nothing is shorter than tall.
gpt
That is nonsense and nothing to do with the case,
human
Nonsense? Nonsense? Did you say nonsense?
gpt
Of course she did, said Willie,
human
Nonsense! To me? Do you forget what my name is?
gpt
Oh, no, nothing easier than to remember it. You are the Great Zankiwank.
human
Thank you, I am satisfied. I thought you had forgotten. I am not cross with you.