human
Could you remember any of GAZEY's stories?
gpt
Might, p'raps.
human
Go on, then. Tell me one.
gpt
An' I'd tike my gorspil oath it's all true,
human
JULIA SANBY, I said,
gpt
GAZEY has not got golden hair nor blue eyes, neither is she pretty. _You_ are GAZEY.
human
I swear I ain't. I'm a good girl, and knows my colics; GAZEY's something orful.
gpt
Very well,
human
Owdjer know? I can pretend proper, cawn't I? But I 'adn't never talked about myself as if I was someone else afore. That pickshur ain't much like me.
gpt
It will be when it's finished. Come to-morrow at the same time.
human
Do you think I'm a liar?
gpt
You're either a liar or an artist, but I'm not sure which.
human
The new curick needn't a bin so cock-sure about it then. G'mornin'.