human
Ralph, he said to me one day,
gpt
You make use of strong language,
human
Quite a powerful orator,
gpt
Bah! exclaimed Peterkin;
human
Nay, Peterkin, said Jack;
gpt
I appreciate what you say, and have no doubt whatever that your remarks, if made public, would create quite a revolution in the juvenile world, and convert them speedily into aquatic animals. Did you ever think of sending your views on that subject to the _Times_?
human
The _Times_!
gpt
Yes, the _Times_; why not?
human
Because, said Peterkin slowly,
gpt
I once sent a letter to that great but insolent periodical, and what do you think it did?
human
Can't tell, I'm sure.