human
Gee, I just made a bad break,
gpt
This is our latest novelty, said the manufacturer, proudly.
human
Good work, isn't it?
gpt
Not bad, replied the visitor,
human
Oh! are you in this line, too?
gpt
No. We make gunpowder.
human
My girl's father is an undertaker. He has invented an automobile hearse. Folks are just dying to ride in it.
gpt
An Irishman comes to this country, remains here ten years, and goes back to Ireland and dies. What is he?
human
Why, an Irishman, of course.
gpt
No, you're wrong; he is a corpse.