human
I have just heard that there is a new pick-me-up called
gpt
Zingit. What it is I don't know, and I haven't as yet come across the inevitable big advertisement; but what I have ascertained is, that Mr. EDWARD SOLOMON, who is now wearing the diamond scarf-pin presented to him by the Guards whom he led on to victory in their recent burlesque engagement, has composed a polka or waltz which bears the name of
human
and which might bear on the wrapper,
gpt
If you can't play it, or dance it, Zing it.
human
SCRATCH COMPANY.
gpt
OH, HE MAY BE A _GENIUS_. BUT I CONFESS I DON'T _CARE_ FOR THE SOCIETY OF GENIUSES!
human
HOW VERY PERSONAL OF YOU! IT'S AS IF _I_ WERE TO CONFESS I DIDN'T CARE FOR THE SOCIETY OF HANDSOME WOMEN!
gpt
Should Dr. Time be adverse to the opponents, then will the Minister with the sad-dog name of
human
KER GRAY become the Canon's _bête noire_. If the decision be t'other way, then KER GRAY may twit the Canon with being
gpt
A Cure, a Cure, a Cure, a Cure, Oh isn't he a Cure!
human
The chapel's far too near, But p'raps another year May put a stop to old KER GRAY.