human
What does the vagabond want in this house? Be off to your own, brother, for it is you, and no one else, that delude my master, and lead him astray, and take him tramping about the country.
gpt
Devil's own housekeeper! it is I who am deluded, and led astray, and taken tramping about the country, and not thy master! He has carried me all over the world, and you are mightily mistaken. He enticed me away from home by a trick, promising me an island, which I am still waiting for.
human
May evil islands choke thee, thou detestable Sancho, said the niece;
gpt
What are islands? Is it something to eat, glutton and gormandiser that thou art?
human
It is not something to eat, replied Sancho,
gpt
For all that, said the housekeeper,
human
You will see, gossip, that when we are least thinking of it, our gentleman will be off once more for another flight.
gpt
I have no doubt of it, returned the barber;
human
God help them, said the curate;
gpt
That is true, said the barber,
human
I promise you, said the curate,
gpt
It grieves me greatly, Sancho, that thou shouldst have said, and sayest, that I took thee out of thy cottage, when thou knowest I did not remain in my house. We sallied forth together, we took the road together, we wandered abroad together; we have had the same fortune and the same luck; if they blanketed thee once, they belaboured me a hundred times, and that is the only advantage I have of thee.
human
That was only reasonable, replied Sancho,
gpt
Thou art mistaken, Sancho, said Don Quixote,
human
I don't understand any language but my own,
gpt
I mean to say, said Don Quixote,
human
It should be so, said Sancho;
gpt
Dost thou mean to say now, Sancho, said Don Quixote,
human
That I will do with all my heart, master, replied Sancho,
gpt
I will not be vexed at all, returned Don Quixote;
human
Well then, said he,
gpt
That, said Don Quixote,
human
As to your worship's valour, courtesy, accomplishments, and task, there is a variety of opinions. Some say, 'mad but droll;' others, 'valiant but unlucky;' others, 'courteous but meddling,' and then they go into such a number of things that they don't leave a whole bone either in your worship or in myself.
gpt
Recollect, Sancho, said Don Quixote,
human
That's just where it is, body of my father!
gpt
Is there more, then?
human
There's the tail to be skinned yet, said Sancho;
gpt
I promise thee, Sancho, said Don Quixote,
human
What! said Sancho,
gpt
That is a Moorish name,
human
May be so, replied Sancho;
gpt
Thou must have mistaken the surname of this 'Cide'--which means in Arabic 'Lord'--Sancho,
human
Very likely, replied Sancho,
gpt
Thou wilt do me a great pleasure, my friend, said Don Quixote,
human
Then I am off for him,