human
Do you have a nice boarding-house?
gpt
Not very,
human
You ought to board where we do, said Alice, enthusiastically.
gpt
We have _heaps_ of fun. Have you got a barn?
human
Oh, we've got a splendid one! exclaimed the child.
gpt
There's stalls, and a granary, and a carriage-house and _two_ lofts in it. We put out hay to the horses, and they eat it right out of our hands--aren't afraid a bit. Then we get into the granary, and bury ourselves all up in the oats, so only our heads stick out. The lofts are just _lovely_: one's full of hay and the other's full of wheat, and we chew the wheat, and make gum of it. The hay-stalks are real nice and sweet to chew, too. They only cut the hay last week, and we all rode in on the wagon--one, two, three, four--seven of us. Then we've got two croquet sets, and the boys make us whistles and squalks.
human
Squalks?
gpt
Yes; they're split quills, and you blow in them. They don't make very pretty music, but it's ever so funny. We've got two big swings and a hammock, too.
human
Is the house very full?
gpt
Not so very, replied the child.
human
If you come there to board, I'll make Frank teach you how to make whistles.