human
I went back to the house, said he,
gpt
Then I went to the table to look after the money, but there was a shoemaker under the table, and my! how he stuck his awl into me.
human
So I started to go upstairs, but there was a man up there threshing, and goody! how he knocked me down with his flail!
gpt
Then I started to go down to the cellar, but--oh dear me!--there was a man down there chopping wood, and he knocked me up and he knocked me down just terrible with his axe.
human
But I shouldn't have minded all that if it hadn't been for an awful little fellow on the top of the house by the kitchen chimney, who kept a-hollering and hollering, 'Cook him in a stew! Cook him in a stew! Cook him in a stew!'