human
You have made a slight mistake, he was saying;
gpt
If it is my society only that you want, you have certainly taken very strange means to procure it. A thief could have set no neater trap, and if it is money you want, state your sum and let me go, for my time is valuable and my society likely to be unpleasant.
human
You choose to be facetious, he observed.
gpt
I have already remarked that we have no use for your money. Will you sit down? Here is some excellent wine, and if this brand of cigars does not suit you, I will send for another.
human
Send for the devil! I cried, greatly exasperated.
gpt
What do you mean by keeping me in this place against my will? Open that door and let me out, or--