human
I don't want to say anything rash, said I,
gpt
But what a brain! observed my brother-in-law.
human
What insight! He glanced at his watch.
gpt
And it's not half-past nine yet.
human
It is wonderful, isn't it? Now, all we want is a line from Diana St. Martin to say how glad she is you're going to the lecture on January the 3rd. Do you agree, brother?
gpt
I am not here, said Berry loftily,
human
Yes. First, this communication must be answered forthwith. Secondly, Mr. Boleton is clearly a menace to Society. It is therefore our painful duty, brother, to proceed with the operation, inadvertently begun, of pulling his leg until he will require a pair of field glasses to see his own foot.
gpt
I leave it to you, partner. Make the telegram windy. Wind always inspires wind. He took the letter out of my hand and slipped it into his pocket.
human
You won't want this document. And now I must be going. See you to-morrow, laddie.