human
He's a professional grafter.
gpt
Who?
human
The nurseryman.
gpt
You know Fatty Schultz the butcher. What do you suppose he weighs?
human
I don't know, what does he weigh?
gpt
Meat.
human
I saw a sign in a hardware store to-day 'Cast iron sinks.' As though everyone wasn't wise to that.
gpt
How are you to-day?
human
Oh, I can't kick.
gpt
Thought you were ill.
human
I am--I have the gout.
gpt
Let me see, said the minister, who was filling out the marriage certificate and had forgotten the date,
human
No, sir! said the bride, with some indignation,