human
As soon as the rubbers are safely in the hall closet, I make a great deal of todo about going into the other room, in order to give the impression that there is nothing interesting enough in the hall to keep me there. A good, loud yawn helps to disarm any suspicion of undue excitement. I sometimes even chew a bit of fringe on the sofa and take a scolding for it--anything to draw attention from the rubbers. Then, when everyone is at dinner, I sneak out and drag them forth.
gpt
And how do you manage to take them both at once?