human
I wonder wot Peter and Ginger is doin'?
gpt
I don't know, ses Mr. Goodman,
human
He ain't so bad,
gpt
Bad! ses Mr. Goodman.
human
I come up to London for a 'oliday--a change, mind you--and I thought Peter and me was going to 'ave a good time. Instead o' that, he goes about with a face as long as a fiddle. He don't drink, 'e don't go to places of amusement--innercent places of amusement --and 'is idea of enjoying life is to go walking about the streets and drinking cups o' tea.
gpt
We must try and alter 'im,
human
Certainly not, ses Mr. Goodman, laying his 'and on Sam's knee.
gpt
Far be it from me to interfere with a feller-creature's ideas o' wot's right. Besides, he might get writing to 'is sister agin, and she might tell my wife.
human
But Peter said she was dead,
gpt
I married agin, ses Peter's uncle, in a whisper, 'cos people was telling 'im to keep quiet,
human
But wot'll you do when she finds it out?
gpt
I'm going to 'ave the house cleaned and the chimbleys swept to welcome her 'ome, ses Mr. Goodman, taking a sip o' whiskey.
human
It'll be a little surprise for her.