Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  I haere a Jenny Eclair me tana haurua tuarua i runga i te Painting In Venus break with Flavours. Ka tae mai te wā i roto i te oranga o te wahine ina kore e roa te wā o te hararei takutai, ina takoto koe i runga i te one koura (ki te kore koe e tanumia ki tō kaki) hei whakamahara anake ki a koe i te nui o te taumaha i wareware koe ki te ngaro i tēnei tau, me te āhua kino o tō kākahu kaukau. I te mea he tangata whakahaere, ko te nuinga o nga wahine e rima tekau neke atu ka kitea te "kore mahi" he mea mauiui <unk> i muri i nga mea katoa, he maha noa nga haora ka taea e tetahi te whakapau i runga i te Kindle, a kaore e taea e te wahine te ora ma te pakiwaitara anake. Koinei te wā e pāngia ai e te <unk> wheako hararei kē<unk> ō pūmanawa reka hararei, ā, ka kite koe i a koe anō e titiro ana ki ngā puka mō ngā haerenga moana Nordic. He tino pai! Ka puta te ngako o te katoa e tohu ana ki te fjord i a ia e mau ana i te koti Aran. Engari i tua atu i te kōwhiri i ngā wāhi makariri pēnei i te Arctic, i te Scarborough rānei, ko tō kōwhiringa atu kāore i te noho pōhēhē ko te "hararei mahi", e ahu mai ana i te Pilates ki te kayaking, te peita, te mahi uku rānei. Ae, kua whiti atu ahau: kua wehea te ao ki te hunga e hiahia tonu ana ki te "tuhi nui" i Ibiza, me te hunga e hiahia ana ki te kimi i to raatau "kaitoi o roto". He haerenga ki Venice i tētahi rā i whakaaweawe i ngā kaitoi e tipu ana. Kei roto ahau i te puni whakamutunga, ā, kei a au ngā pikitia hei whakamatau. I roto i te tau kua hipa, he nui te ahuareka i kitea e ahau, ehara i roto i nga toa hu, engari i te tari taonga o Peter Jones, i tetahi toa ranei e tuku ana i nga taonga toi. Kua whakawhanakehia e au he hiahia kia auaha. I hiahia ahau ki te mahi i tētahi mea i roto i taku wā hararei e tiaki ana i taku hinengaro, e whakaiti ana i taku pēhanga toto (me te kore haere ki te whare hākinakina), e whakamarie ana i toku wairua, ā, ki te waimarie, e whakarato ana i ētahi taonga Kirihimete iti. Kāre rawa te tunu kai i te mea pai ki a au, he kaingākau ahau engari he kaingākau, engari i ako ahau i te Toi A-taumata, nā reira i whakatau ahau ka whakaakona ahau ki te ako me pēhea te whakaako i ngā peita waiwai i te wā kotahi e hararei ana i tētahi wāhi pai. Ka tutuki! I te ngahuru o te tau kua hipa, i noho au ki Treviso, i waho noa iho o Venice, me tētahi rōpū e iwa o ngā kaitoi whakaari...
I noho te kaiwaiata ki a Flavours e tuku ana i te tahuritanga ki te peita i Venice. I noho a Jenny rāua ko tana hoa a Geof ki te pāmu o Villa Bianchi. Ko ngā rā e noho ana i ngā tāone mākete o te wā o mua me te paraihe me te prosecco.