Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  I taea e koe te parai i tētahi hua manu ki te ngutu o runga o David Cameron inanahi i te ahiahi i a ia e puta ana i Bristol rā. I korero te Pirimia i roto i tetahi whare tino motuhake - he papa pūtaiao tata kore i te taha o te taone nui, ko tona rohe atrium porowhita ki tonu i nga kaimahi o te roopu. He wera rawa te wāhi, ā, e titiro tika ana a Mr Cameron ki te rā, he kore aroha, he pakari, he whakahinuhinu i ngā kōhao. Kāore i roa ka whiti te ngutu o runga o te Pirimia. Te whakaekenga o te sweats! I mahi a David Cameron i te werawera i a ia e toro ana ki Poole i Dorset me te Bristol ra. I roto i te pikitia: E kōrero ana te Pirimia ki a Lilli Docherty me tana tamahine a Dakota i te wā o te kai i roto i tētahi kari e whiti ana i te rā. He hararei pēke whakahirahira, he aha i kore ai te rangatira o Tory i whakarere i a rātau mahere, i unu atu ki ngā kākahu, ki ngā kākahu, ki te pakanga i te takutai i Weston-super-Mare? Tērā pea i kitea e rātau ētahi kaitono pōti hurihuri i reira. Engari he mea ā-roto, e kore e taea te whakarerekē, e pakeke ana, e kore nei e taea te whakaaro ake i tēnei pakanga Tory. Na, ko nga kaupapa katoa o nga rōpū, i te mea pono. Ko ngā kaitōrangapū me ngā mahere utu nui kua whakatakoto i ia meneti o ia rā mōrearea iti, ā, he tawhiti ake ngā kaitōrangapū i ngā kaipōti i mua. I puta a Mr Cameron i te taha o George Osborne, Kaiwhakahaere o te Taonga, e rua o ratou i roto i nga kakahu o te wiki. I runga i tētahi whatunga whakahaere rongo maha nga marama ki muri i whakatauhia ai ko te tāke te kaupapa o te rā. Ki taku whakaaro kaore he tangata i whakaaro pea ko te rangi o te raumati. Ko ngā hararei pēke he hararei. Na ko te tāke tonu te kai o te rā. I karangatia te rā ko "Money Back Monday" nā te mea ko te tīmatanga o te tau pūtea, ā, ko ngā utu tāke hou, nui ake hoki mō te hunga iti te utu, he £600 anō i roto i ngā pute o te iwi. I noho a Mr Cameron i te ata ki Poole, Dorset (kei reira te mema Lib Dem o mua a Annette Brooke e reti ana) ana ka kai i tetahi hot dog i a ia e noho ana i reira. Ko tētahi o ngā kairipoata i runga i tana pahi pakanga i kī i tūtaki ia ki <unk>te iti rawa e rua ngā kaipōti<unk>. I tae ia ki te Bristol me Bath Science Park i te 4.40pm. Hei tāna...
I koa a David Cameron ki te haerenga ki Bristol me te Kaiwhakahaere George Osborne. I haere ki Bristol me Bath Science Park, ā, i mua ake nei i haere ki Poole i Dorset.