Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  He wiki i Bahamas, e kai ana i te ra, e inu ana i te kapu waipiro, e titiro ana ki ngā kaipuke e rere ana i te tauranga. He mea ahuareka, engari ehara pea i te huarahi e whakaaro ana koe ko Ian Poulter e whakareri ana ki te wikitoria i te Masters. Engari e kii ana a Poulter i tenei okiokinga, he wiki noa i mua i te tuatahi o te tau, ko te tikanga ka pai ia, ka hou hoki mo tana whakaekenga hou ki Augusta National. Ko te wā o te tūnga, he nui ngā wā ki te moemoea e pā ana ki te āhua o te koti matomato i runga i ōna pokohiwi, me te kai ka kōwhiria e ia mō te kai a te toa i te tau e whai ake nei. Ehara i te mea me whakaaro nui ia ki taua mea whakamutunga. "Kei te kino ahau ki te whakamatau i te wawata", e ai ki a ia i a ia e takoto ana i runga i te moenga i roto i tana whare hararei papai i New Providence. Engari e mōhio ana ahau ki te rahi o taku koti, ā, e mōhio ana hoki au ki te kai ka kōwhiria e au. Engari kaore au e korero ki a koe! Ka whakatakoto a Ian Poulter i tana putt mō te birdie i te rua tekau mā waru i te rauna tuatahi o te Arnold Palmer Invitational. Ehara ēnei i ngā kupu a tētahi tangata e whakaaro ana kei te tino māmā rawa ia i ngā mea i roto i te whakatū i te wiki tino tūmanakohia o te tau kōaro. "Kua whakamatauria e au ngā momo tātai katoa", e ai ki a ia. Kua rua wiki ahau i waho i mua; Kua takaro ahau [tohu] i roto i te rere-i roto i; Kua tamata ahau ki te haere ki Augusta maha nga ra i mua i te wiki Masters ki te tiki i te tahi mau faaineineraa anō i roto i. Kua whakamatauria e au nga mea katoa engari kaore he mea i mahi. Nō reira, i tēnei tau, ko Poulter, e rua ana tūnga i roto i te tekau o ngā kaitākaro i te Masters i roto i ōna whakamātau tekau, kua mea noa ia ki te reinga, kia whakangahau tātou. Ko te whānau te mea tuatahi, ko te mahi te mea tuarua. Ko te whakapuaki i tana hararei ki te ao i runga i a Twitter te mea tuatoru, e tika ana. E whakanui ana a Poulter i te tukinga pōro e whā i te rā tuarua o te whakataetae poitūkohu poitūkohu Ryder. Heoi, i tēnei wā, kua tīmata te mahi nui. Ko tētahi wāhanga o tōna wā i Bahamas i pau i runga i te whānuitanga, i mua i te taimaha o te mahi i runga i te wiki whakamutunga. Ko te Ryder Cup e tautuhi ana i a Poulter, e rere ana ana ona wai, e pakaru ana ona kanohi me ona uaua, kaore he mea ke atu. Engari e ora ana ia mō te haerenga ā-tau ki raro i te ara o Magnolia...
Kei te hararei a Ian Poulter i ngā wiki i mua i te whakataetae tuatahi o te tau. Engari e mea ana a Poulter ka hoki mai ia he pai, he rite hoki mo te whakaeke ki a Augusta. E rua ngā wā i eke ia ki te top-10 i Augusta i roto i ngā tau e rima kua hipa. E whakaae ana ia ko te reti me te kore he wikitoria nui ka waiho i a ia kia kore e tutuki.