Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  E te Ariki Hall, He tino taikaha rawa aku tīni, he whakamātautau tōku makawe ki te pupuri i ngā tau, he tino tika katoa aku hoa, ā, he nui ake i te kotahi te wā i haurangi ai au i te aroaro o David Cameron. Engari ehara ēnei i te take e hiahia ana ahau kia hoatu e koe ki a au te mahi a Jeremy Clarkson. E mōhio ana ahau he tokomaha nga tāne e pōhēhē ana ki te whakaaro ka taea e tētahi wahine te tango i te wāhi o Jeremy. Titiro noa ki te mea i pa ki a Sue Perkins i tenei wiki, nana nei i whiwhi i te riri o te tawai i runga i Twitter i te wa i whakahuahia ai tona ingoa mo te mahi, i runga i nga raina: <unk> Nga tane e hanga waka ana, nga wahine e mahi keke ana.<unk> Engari ki taku whakaaro he tino pai ahau mō te mahi, ā, he tino taketake taku tohu matua. E aroha ana ahau ki ngā waka. Panuku ki raro mō te ataata. E mea ana a Sarah Vine me titiro atu te BBC i ngā tāne anake ina tae mai ki te kimi i tētahi kaiwhakaari pouaka whakaata hei whakakapi i a Jeremy Clarkson i runga i a Top Gear. He aha? No te mea he rite tonu te aroha o ngā wāhine ki ngā motokā me te aroha o ngā tāne! E pai ana ahau ki ngā mea nunui me ngā nohoanga hiako me ngā papa kōpae. E pai ana ahau ki te hunga haurangi me ngā momo whakatārewatanga e toru. He pai ki ahau ngā mea iti, ngā mea māmā, me ngā porohita hurihanga whakaongaonga. He pai ki ahau ngā mea tawhito me ngā kōhao ā-ringa. E pai ana ahau ki aua mea whakamiharo o Wīwī me te whakatārewatanga waipēhi e āhua ana, e whakahaere ana hoki, he rite ki ngā kaipuke moana. Ko ngā wā tino maumahara katoa i roto i tōku oranga, he pūkaha pūkaha ā-roto. I a au e pēpi ana, ko te huarahi anake e taea ai e ōku mātua te moe, ko te tuku i ahau ki te haereere i roto i to rātau Mini Cooper. He maha ngā wā. I te wā e moe ana ahau, ka whakawhiwhia e rātau ki a rātau anō he pia me tētahi kete tīhipi, ka mahue ahau e moe ana i runga i te papa waka o te whare kai. He nui ake i aua wā te rangatiratanga. I te whā o oku tau, ka heke mātou ki Itari, ā, ka hokona te Mini. I mau tonu ahau ki te paopao kia ora ai ahau, me te mea kua tae mai ratou ki te tango i taku Teddy tino pai. Heoi, i te mutunga he pai, nā te mea i whakakapia e tētahi tirohanga tino whakamīharo: he Alfasud kōwhai <unk> he Alfa Romeo mō te hunga rawakore <unk> e rere ana mātou i Roma i te tere tere. Heoi anō, i te wā i whiwhi mahi ai taku pāpā ki Fiat, ka...
I whiua a Sue Perkins i runga i a Twitter i te wā i whakahuahia ai tōna ingoa. Ko te whakaaro whānui e kī ana ko <unk>E hanga ana e ngā tāne ngā waka, e hanga ana e ngā wāhine ngā keke.<unk> I konei, e kī ana a Sarah Vine he aha te wā e rite tonu ai te hiahia o ngā wāhine ki ngā motokā me ngā tāne.