Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  I timata a David Cameron i tana haerenga tuatahi o te pakanga pōti i te rā nei, ā, i kī atu ki a ia kia hoki atu ki Eton. Ko te kaiārahi Tory, i whakahehia mō tētahi pakanga pōhēhē e kore ai e whiwhi i ngā kaipōti noa iho, i haere ki ngā huarahi o Alnwick ki te whakawhiwhi i te tautoko mō tana pōtitanga anō. Engari i riria ia e tetahi wahine o te rohe mo te 'ingoa ingoa' i roto i te pakanga, i te wa e waiata ana tetahi tangata ki te ukulele: 'f *** hoki ki Eton me o hoa katoa o Eton'. I timata a David Cameron i tana haerenga tuatahi o te pakanga i Alnwick i tenei ra, a, i powhirihia e tetahi tangata me te waiata ukulele: 'F *** hoki ki Eton' Kua whakamaherehia e nga rautaki Tory he ra iti-ki te ra i te wa i whakarewahia ai e te kaiarahi o nga mahi a Ed Miliband tana panui a te roopu i Manchester. Kua whakatakotohia e Mr Cameron tana haerenga tuatahi ki te kāmera o te pakanga - a ka akiakihia kia karo i nga tikanga 'ka karanga ingoa' ki a Ed Miliband. I roto i tētahi whakaekenga whakaharahara i te wiki kua hipa, i kī te Minita Parenga a Michael Fallon kua werohia e Mr Miliband tōna tuakana i te tuara kia riro ai ia hei kaiārahi mahi, ā, ināianei kei te hiahia ia ki te wero i te United Kingdom i te tuara kia riro ai hei Pirimia mā te whakarere i te pūnaha hōkai Trident hei tautoko i te SNP. I whakawhiwhia a Mr Miliband ki nga 'whakakahoretanga tino nui' na nga 'kino' a Mr Cameron. I whakaae ngā Tories matua i te tūmataiti, kua hoki whakamuri te whakaeke, ā, kua whakaoho i ngā amuamu hou e whakaiti ana i ngā kaupapa tōrunga i runga i te whakakorenga o ngā utu tereina me te mahi tūao. I tenei ra i Alnwick i te rohe pōti o Berwick-upon-Tweed, ka mea tetahi wahine ki a Mr Cameron: 'Kare au e pai ki te ingoa e karanga ana i roto i te tōrangapū... Kia pai te tamaiti.' I a ia e kōrero ana ki ngā kaipōti o te rohe, i akiaki a Mr Cameron kia kaua e 'kōrero kino' ki a Ed Miliband. Ahakoa ngā whakahe, he maha ngā wā i tū ai a Mr Cameron, ā, i tonoa ia kia whakaahua mō ngā whakaahua whaiaro - he āhuatanga nui o te pakanga pōti. I whakapakarihia te pakanga Tory e tētahi rangahau hōu e tohu ana kua eke rātou ki te ono ōrau i runga i te Rōpū Mahi. I a ia e whakamātau ana ki te whakatau i ngā kaipōti, ka hokona e te Pirimia ētahi rākau i Turnbull's...
Ka haere te Pirimia ki te huarahi nui o Alnwick ki te whakatikatika i ngā kaipōti. E whai ake nei ko te whakahē i te kaupapa pōhēhē, pōhēhē, e kore nei e aro ki te iwi noa. Ka mea te kaiārahi Tory kia mutu te 'kōrero' me te whakahe e tētahi kaiwhaiwhai.