Whakarāpopototia te tuhinga:  Ko te inu i te karaihe waina whero whakaharahara, he mea whakatikatika i roto i te peere oki i hangaia e te ringa, ko taku whakaaro mo te rangi. Engari tae noa mai ki tēnei wā, ko te huarahi anake ki te kai i te inu me te reka tūturu e taea ana anake te whakawhanake mā te whakapau i ngā tau i roto i tētahi ipu rakau motuhake, ko te utu i te ihu. Ko te rua ka kite ahau i te kupu <unk> spicy<unk> i runga i te tapanga pounamu (e tohu ana i te kakara oak), ka mohio tonu ahau ka nui ake te utu. Ko te pounamu £5 kua riro ohorere £12 no te mea kua roa te waina i roto i te oaka o te oaka i mua i te kohinga. Nō reira, i taku pānui i tēnei wiki mō tētahi pūrere hou e kī ana ka taea te "tōaka" te waina i roto i ngā haora, kaua i roto i ngā tau, ka tino whakaoho toku pākiki. E kī ana te Oak Bottle ka hoatu he kakara tūturu kua pakeke <unk> he tukanga ka roa ki te rua tau <unk> i roto i te rā kotahi, e rua rānei. Ko wai e kore e inu ki tērā? Panuku ki raro mō te ataata. Ka whakamātauria e te tohunga waina TV a Oz Clarke tēnei pounamu oki e kī ana he waina'oki' i roto i ngā haora, kaua i ngā tau. Ko te hua, e 50 pauna te utu, he whakaaro no te kaipakihi 30 tau te pakeke o Joel Paglione. I a ia e tipu ana i te mara waina o ona mātua i Kanata, ka tino miharo a Joel ki te tukanga o te waina. I a ia e mātakitaki ana i tana papa e whakaki ana i nga ipu iti o te waina hei whakaranu, ka miharo ia ki te take e kore ai e taea te pupuri i te waina ki roto i nga ipu nui i whakamahia hei whakaranu i a ia. I te whakamārama a Mr Paglione Snr, ko te iti ake o te umu oki, ko te tere ake o te whakaongaonga o te oki, ka whiwhi a Joel i tana wa Eureka. He aha e pā ana ki tētahi pounamu i hangaia mai i te rākau oaka ka "whakatupato" i tētahi pounamu kotahi i roto i te hautanga o te wā? Na, i muri i nga tau e toru o te whakamātautau, kua hangaia e Hōera te mea e kī ana ko ia te "tepu whakahinuhinu oki iti rawa i hangaia".<unk> Ko te whakaaro ko te whakakotahi i te pounamu waina ki roto i te pounamu oki, waiho mo te 48 haora (i runga i te kaha o te reka o te oki e hiahia ana koe) me <unk> hey presto! <unk> to pounamu o te supermarket o te plonk hou mai i te kotinga waina o te tau kua hipa kia rite te reka ki te waina papai mai i te mara waina o te ao kua maha nga tau ki te pakeke me te...
E kī ana te Oak Bottle ka'pakeke' te waina o te oki i roto i ngā haora, kaua i ngā tau. Ko te hua e hokona ana i te £ 50 me te whakaari ki te tuku i nga kakara tawhito pono. E ai ki a Oz Clarke he hua ngahau tēnei, ā, ka waiho hei taonga whakamīharo. Haere ki oakbottle.com. Ko te Pukapuka Waina Pocket na Oz Clarke i whakaputaina e Pavilion Books mo te £ 9.99.