new york (the borowitz report)�governor chris christie, of new jersey, called donald j. trump a �genius� on monday for his controversial plan to burn down the white house to collect insurance money.  appearing on fox news, christie said that trump�s scheme to collect fire-insurance payments on the white house would �make a serious dent� in the national debt.  �it�s not just the white house,� christie told fox�s sean hannity. �that building is chock-full of priceless antiques, paintings, and rugs, all of which, when burned, would fetch a pretty penny.�  the new jersey governor said that trump�s �totally genius business acumen� would set him apart from all previous presidents. �we�ve had forty-plus occupants of the white house, and not one of them ever considered the business advantages of burning it down,� christie said.  christie called criticism of the plan to burn down the white house �typical media bias,� and said that trump was moving forward with plans to see �how much he could get� for burning down the lincoln memorial.