hat you have a swimming
       pool."
      sBody(2) = "Bus drivers: pretend to be an airline pilot by wedging the
       accelerator pedal down with a brick, tying the steering wheel to your
       seat with a rope and then walking up and down the aisle asking
       passengers if they are having a nice trip."
      sBody(3) = "A bloke walks into a butchers.  He says ""I bet you 100 that
       you can't get that meat down from the top shelf"".  The butcher looks
       up, thinks for a moment, then says "