Ross:</b> Yeah, he's head of the department.</p>

<p><b>Phoebe:</b> All right&#151;Ooh! Oh dead God, save me! </p>

<p><b>Monica:</b> What?</p>

<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I'm having my first contraction!</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh no.</p>

<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ooh, it's not bad.</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay.</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh! (In an announcer type voice) And so the miracle of life begins, and
aaiiyyyeeee! (He grabs his side and doubles over in pain.)</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey! You okay?</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b