orner of his lonely room when he reads this.</p>

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<p><b>July 23. 2003</b></p>

<p>To Billy Baker, who sent me the hate mail and subsequently had so much fun showing my answer around the  classroom at the UNI: Drop dead.</p>

<p>I want to leave irrevocable record here in the Interweb, that I saw Billy Baker peeing on the bushes outside the UNI the other day.</p>

<p>That&#8217;ll teach you to make fun of my trenchcoat and eyeshadow, Billy Baker!</p>

<p><b>July 25. 2003</b></p>

<p>Rejoice!