 be out of the house.</li></H4>

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<h1>New Technology for Christmas Trees</h1>
<h3>Standtastic Adjustable Stand- </h3>
<i>(Harold Odom, inventor)</i><p>

<h4>This new tree stand can actually save marriages by making the setup of the annual
Christmas tree
so simple and easy that the customary family bickering and fighting is all but eliminated. The
two primary functions of a Christmas tree stand are; first, to hold the tree and; second, to
provide
a means of adjustment so that it