"Sorry mate, can't do it, the steaks
       are too high""."
      sBody(4) = "A skeleton walks into a bar.  He goes up to the barman and
       asks for a pint of beer and a mop."
      sBody(5) = "What's red and invisible?  Not a tomato."
      sBody(6) = "President Clinton was reviewing his Christmas shopping with
       Hilary.  He said ""Well, I think I did a bit better this year, but I
       wish I hadn't splashed out on that dress""."
      sBody(7) = "Jeffrey Archer Rhyming Slang Pt 1: Whistles and