te like trying to compliment each other in the style of Shir ha-Shirim to enliven an otherwise boring hour or two, although it is best not to do this in public, as quite apart from the obvious consequences people may be put off by your howls of laughter.  ("Your [body part] is/are like the [agricultural or craft-related item of value appropriate to Iron Age cultures of the Near East] which is/are [bearing twins/climbing the slope of Mount Whatsis/from Lebanon/set in gold]....")</p>
	
                
	
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