en's-formal-wear debate.</p>

<p>And, no, the purpose of this post is not to make people buy us gifts, nor will I be announcing where I am registered -- that would be <i>tacky</i>.  But if you want to entertain me you can tell me which tractate of Talmud you <i>would</i> buy us.</p>

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* -- Calvin of <i>Calvin and Hobbes</i>, that is.  I have an uncomfortable sense that the other logical referent of "Calvin" would have a compelling, theologically coherent, and altogether unpalatable answer to said q