 
    ready (len(input) < 3) {
        yikes "Input too short"
    }
    
    damn "Processed: " + input
}

# Pattern matching simulation
slay classify_number(n drip) tea {
    ready (n == 0) { damn "zero" }
    otherwise ready (n > 0) { damn "positive" }
    otherwise { damn "negative" }
}

# Demonstrate features
vibez.spill("Max of 5 and 10:", max(5, 10))
vibez.spill("Max of strings:", max("apple", "zebra"))

sus data tea = "hello world"
sus result = process_data(data) fam {
    when "Empty input not allo