is probably not what you want.  And, try as I might,
I cannot convince users that this module is not what they want.  Therefore,
I'll let you try to use this module yourself, and you can prove to yourself
that it probably won't do what you want.

<p>
As an alternative to <code>mod_exec</code> for executing arbitrary
scripts/commands based on FTP command issued, file uploaded/downloaded,
<i>etc</i>, I recommend using a logging FIFO-based approach, similar to
what is illustrated <a href="../howto/Logging.html