b> Why not?!</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Because if I go home, we&#146;re gonna become the Bings! I can&#146;t
be the Bings!</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> What&#146;s wrong with being the Bings?</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use
the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to
your hotel room?</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> No.</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> Then you are neither of yo