r
yeet "vibez"
yeet "networkz"
yeet "jsonz"

squad ApiResponse {
    message tea,
    timestamp tea,
    data map<tea, any>
}

slay handle_request(path tea) ApiResponse {
    yeet "timez"
    sus now tea = timez.format_iso(timez.now())
    
    ready (path == "/") {
        damn ApiResponse{
            message: "Welcome to CURSED Web Server! üî•",
            timestamp: now,
            data: {"version": "1.0", "status": "running"}
        }
    } otherwise ready (path == "/api/hello") {
        dam