 Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford
porn.</p>

<p>(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)</p>

<p><b>The Woman:</b> Hi! I&#146;m sorry, I know it&#146;s after hours but I really need
candy.</p>

<p><b>Monica:</b> I&#146;m sorry, I can&#146;t help you. See? (Points to her new sign.)
Rules are rules.</p>

<p><b>The Woman:</b> Please! I have people coming from out of town today! And, I told them
all about your candy!</p>

<p><b>M