t two, and that this rule
will be strictly enforced right down to the bare bones level
of assembly language, no funny business with hidden indices
and secret keys tucked away to the various nooks and crannies
in which your average computer geeks know how to squirrel away
all of their best kernels'o'wit if not to say their bits'o'honey.

What will happen?  Most likely, from experience, one of two things:

1.  They will go away mumbling something about "turd normal farm",
    and wondering what brand'o'moron 