<b>Monica:</b> (interrupting) You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> How did you know about that?!</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> We heard you play all the way from your apartment!</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> Were you the ones called the cops?!</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> That&#146;s not really important right now. What is important is;
while we appreciate the gesture, we just don&#146;t feel bagpipes are appropriate for our
wedding.</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> Why not?</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Because we