Want to hear something surreal that happened to me today?" you ask. I think you’re going to change the subject, which I would be grateful for. This conversation was surreal enough for me.<br />
You start, "I was at the diner getting breakfast the other morning--"<br />
"Kellogg’s?" I interrupt to ask. The diner has a convenience store in the front. I am trying to imagine you in your suit, ordering your oatmeal as you have a few morning afters with me.<br />
"Yes," you continue. "And this drug addict in 