her.</p>

<p>[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to
hear Ross perform his interpretation of <i>Celebration</i> by <i>Cool and the Gang</i> on
the bag pipe.]</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> &#133;now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.</p>

<p><b>Rachel:</b> (giggles) (To Ross) I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee
socks.</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> (To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?</p>

<p><b>Rachel:</b> No!</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> (stands up) Now um