aughs unbelievably.) Why is
this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!</p>

<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>

<p>[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk]</p>

<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?</p>

<p><b>Rachel:</b> (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.</p>

<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah? Why?</p>

<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.</p>

<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh n