erent. I'm not going to
    start throwing in random keyboard cat GIFs just to make the
    landing page different enough to fool Microsoft's filter, if that
    even is the problem.

    <p>Running MS's diagnostic let me know that I was missing the
    <tt>lang</tt> attribute in my <tt>&lt;html&gt;</tt> tag, but that
    was it. (I've added it, but if Bing restricted sites based on that,
    99% of the web would remain unindexed.)

    <p>So I contacted them in a last-chance <a
    href="https://en.wikiped