m, remember I&#146;m still learning.</p>

<p>(As he prepares to start, he makes several horrible noises that scares Rachel into
retreat.)</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> One, two, three, four!</p>

<p>(He starts. And well, <i>Celebration</i> was never meant to be played on the bagpipe,
so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular
song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled
audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to ba