
<p><b>Monica:</b> What?</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y&#146;know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was
hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, &quot;You&#146;re half
Scottish right?&quot;</p>

<p><b>Monica:</b> Nooo!!</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes!!</p>

<p>[Cut to Ross&#146;s apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. He&#146;s worse than
that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]</p>

<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>

<p>[Scene: Monica and Ch