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<p><b>Monica:</b> I am not wrong.</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> You're wrong.</p>

<p><b>Monica:</b> No, I just talked to them.</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> (getting up, upset) I'm calling Mom.</p>

<p>(Joey enters. His face looks abnormally colorful.)</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, hey.</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey.</p>

<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey.</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash mod