</p>

<p>[Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter.]</p>
<b>

<p>Announcer:</b> Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani
from <i>Days of Our Lives</i>. (Applause as Joey angrily walks to the podium and eyes the
trophy.)</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for
this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head
in disgust.) The nominees for Best Suppor