om <i>Passions</i> (Applause),
and Joey Tribbiani from <i>Days of Our Lives</i> (Applause). And the Soapie goes
to&#133;(She opens the envelope)&#133;Gavin Grant from <i>The Young and the Restless</i>!</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which
is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that he&#146;s on TV
right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)</p>

<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong>