d Cup squad but never did anything more strenuous than watch his colleagues stroll to victory from the bench. Hence in France the slang for mascot is now Diomede.</p><p class="add-linkout"></p><p class="add-linkout" ALIGN="Left">If only Gerard Houllier had explained this to Liverpool fans when he wrote Lens a &#xA3;3million cheque for Bernard's services, they wouldn't have spent the past three seasons screaming &quot;what the **** is that useless midget doing on the bench.&quot;</p><p class="add-linkout"></