,
from a big mess down to one only, even if, as a kid, you did have a pet
duck that you naturally named "Donald", like, most likely, thousands of
other children, but that cannot possibly be admitted as a viable option,
and so you may take the bare suggestion of it as the most outlandish of
canards against the absolute information-theoretic certainties of being
able to identify unique, even if fictional, individuals with naught but
a finite number of bits.  But that was only my sleightest worry, anyway.

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