<P>[Or whatever the name is!] In a fit of conscience and against my
better principles(!) I've implemented topics. They're fully implemented
except for help pages (maybe coming soon!). This is where things get
a little complicated, so listen up!</P>

<P>You are allowed up to 7 topics per application and 24 items within
each topic (if you ever fit this many into an app please let me know!)
you define a topic with #define TOPIC[num] "[name]". Each item under
a topic is named via #define TOPIC[num]_[item], it's