    with a large pair of SCISSORS. Beside him is a HAYSEED<br>
    wearing a floppy straw hat and overalls, a corncob pipe<br>
    stuck in his mouth -- a real hick. The Hayseed<br>
    watches, fascinated, as the Knight continues to cut...</p>
  <p> A dangerous-looking GUNSLINGER straight out of the old<br>
    West stalks silently up and down the aisle. He moves<br>
    with what might be murderous intent to the Flapper and<br>
    the Flannel Man... he reaches for his belt... and pulls<br>
    ou