l I'm saying is that if you had told
me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on
phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.</p>

<p>(Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Joey sitting in living room)</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> Ross, did you really read all these baby books?</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no
compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! (snaps fingers)<