omato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family
size bag of Funyuns.</p>

<p><b>Rachel:</b> Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving
dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> All right, I'm nine years old.</p>

<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, I hate this story.</p>

<p><b>Chandler:</b> We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I
remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents
choo