tulations! Wow! I can&#146;t believe you&#146;re nominated for an <i>Emmy</i>!</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> No-no.</p>

<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh <i>Soap Opera Digest</i> award!</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> No! I&#146;m up for a Soapie!</p>

<p><b>Monica:</b> Honey? Is that something you&#146;re making up?</p>

<p><b>Joey:</b> No, no, no! It&#146;s real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns
from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! I&#146;m up for a Soapie!</p>

<p><b>Rachel:</b> (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the