kout"></p><p class="add-linkout" ALIGN="Left">He was named after Bernard, the &quot;footballer&quot; who was part of France's 1998 World Cup squad but never did anything more strenuous than watch his colleagues stroll to victory from the bench. Hence in France the slang for mascot is now Diomede.</p><p class="add-linkout"></p><p class="add-linkout" ALIGN="Left">If only Gerard Houllier had explained this to Liverpool fans when he wrote Lens a &#xA3;3million cheque for Bernard's services, they wouldn't have s