Australian commentary, winter, 2007
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LATEST COMMENTS
DEAR GOD! Jack's been turned into a vampire!
(a very clever vampire if he gets paid per word, mind)
- Posted by: Tails on August 14, 2007 10:35 AM
Wow, this publish every day thing is really getting to you, huh Jack?
- Posted by: paulh on August 14, 2007 10:37 AM
Bleh!
- Posted by: Dolph on August 14, 2007 10:41 AM
ok, so i've liek been looking into the blah matrix for liek 45mmins now and still nothing jumping off the the page...what's the trick?
- Posted by: dukenukem3d on August 14, 2007 11:20 AM
i hope it hurt to write this.
- Posted by: Optima on August 14, 2007 11:33 AM
Something for everyone in that, I think, Jack, although a little heavy on the politics, and I have the feeling it is slightly biased against Howard.
10 years since Di died, I see the relevance in that, inflation, a good dose of sports etc, but I fail to see the significance of the Microsft founders. Perhaps I'm ill informed. Insightful writing as usual.
Cheers
- Posted by: Dick on August 14, 2007 11:45 AM
What ther hell is that picture in the fourth-last par?
- Posted by: Amy Tan on August 14, 2007 11:45 AM
If this were in an art gallery on a giant wall and you pushed every hyperlinked blah to reveal a picture, it would be lauded as the amazing vision of a genius, who we'd all hate and call a wanker purely out of envy.
The only problem I have with it is I can't find the f@%#ing link to Lindsay Lohan again!
- Posted by: Bonniciwah on August 14, 2007 12:06 PM
Sheesh Marx, does that picture of Downer have to be so big? Some of us are trying to eat.
- Posted by: Worldweary on August 14, 2007 12:13 PM
Speaking of Princess Di, have you picked up a copy of Jenny Kee's biography yet?
No, I haven't. However - and don't quote me here - I believe she had sex with one of the Beatles. - Jack
- Posted by: Ajax on August 14, 2007 12:27 PM
If you stare at it long enough you can see a bunny rabbit!
- Posted by: Smartie on August 14, 2007 12:28 PM
dukenukem3d: I think that if you look at the whole thing and cross your eyes, you can see a 3D image of Jack "sticking it to" the guy who told him he has to write every day, inspiration or no.
I don't recommend trying to see the image, though: it'll burn into your corneas.
- Posted by: sausage on August 14, 2007 12:28 PM
"However - and don't quote me here - I believe she had sex with one of the Beatles. - Jack"
I was actually surprised that none of the links was a picture of Ms Kee photoshopped into the famous Annie Liebowitz photo of "a Beatle". Or perhaps, considering the calibre of today's post, that would have been far too much effort...
- Posted by: sauage on August 14, 2007 12:35 PM
Wow...you get paid for this ?
No, only in BJs. The management promised me that if I put up a post with "blah" as the central word, I wouldn't be sacked, but paid in BJs. Does that answer your stupid question? - Jack
- Posted by: poppy on August 14, 2007 12:46 PM
Jack, you have summed up the mood of the nation perfectly. It even can be read in rhyming pentameter. I suppose introducing foreign words like ennui is next.
Up here (Darwin) we now have photos on the from page of crocs eating shark.
- Posted by: vic on August 14, 2007 12:52 PM
I'd offer something wanky here about Derrida and deconstructionism, but I'm worried that it'll be drowned out by the sound of that next Walkley.
- Posted by: dikkii on August 14, 2007 1:17 PM
If BJ is what I think it is than Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah ...
- Posted by: bonniciwah on August 14, 2007 1:42 PM
Needs more pics of Jen Hawkins, preferably in less than approriate clothing.
- Posted by: Mechz on August 14, 2007 2:11 PM
Pay me heaps or I will send this effort to "Turnitin" ...
- Posted by: fish.chips on August 14, 2007 4:46 PM
Haha, ha. Your funniest blog yet Jack. I had tears from so much laughter. You've really done it this time. So clever and witty, etc. Hoho-haha.
Did you type it all, or cut and paste too?
Top stuff. I gotta read your blog every day. heeheehee. I cant stop laughing.
Award-winning stuff.
Keep it up mate. haha-snortle-snortle
- Posted by: Danm on August 14, 2007 4:46 PM
Is that true about Jenny Kee?
And what happened to Monday's blog?
- Posted by: jen on August 15, 2007 12:45 PM
Print it, send to the museum. Some arty type might think this is the most brilliant thing since Warhols soup can.
- Posted by: Skipper Johnson on August 15, 2007 1:21 PM
Yep.
I, too, get sick of the same old sh@t - day-in-day-out...
My daily version of this, is:
Miss, you never told me I had homework!
I didn't do it!
Why do I have to sit over there?
What did I do?
I didn't do nuthin'
Don't call my parents!
Ok - call my parents - I don't give a F@#%
Break up any student fights!
Don't put yourself in harm's way!
Teach them how to think!
Don't teach them how to think!
You feel unrewarded?
Huh!
What about all those holidays you get...
Blah, blah, blah...
- Posted by: Mojo on August 15, 2007 5:41 PM
You ought to post up the conversation with management that might have happened afterwards.
- Posted by: Ladux on August 15, 2007 8:49 PM
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