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Friday, 22 October 2010

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Oh the Taliban - it'l cost ya

The Pakistani government have agreed to launch an all out attack on the Taliban camped in their own back yard, provided the Americans pay another $2bn in aid.

This is in addition to the $7.5bn already on its way to Pakistan for the continued fight against err the Taliban!

What are the Pakistanis doing with all this cash, rolling it up, setting light to it and throwing it at the insurgents? The Pakistani military will soon be funded by America but under the control of Char Whalers.

Isn't it about time western society told these piss taking, thieving bastards to get their house in order or there'll be no more cash?

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