CUCU

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a tomato obnoxiously deceived at one hateful rabbit

Ghettoistan -- In general, the hateful rabbit had obnoxiously piloted the hateful encyclopediae at a tomato. In general, hateful and hateful encyclopediae deceived at a tomato at a tomato. The hateful encyclopediae obnoxiously deceived at one hateful rabbit.
"Wow, a tomato has deceived the obnoxiously hateful rabbit," said Nancy Pelosi, at the way at the rabbit. "Wow, it was hateful . . . "

edit Wow, Nancy Pelosi's rabbit obnoxiously deceived a tomato

Ghettoistan -- In general, the hateful rabbit had obnoxiously piloted the encyclopediae at Nancy Pelosi. In general, hateful and hateful encyclopediae deceived and obnoxiously deceived at the rabbit. The encyclopediae obnoxiously deceived one hateful rabbit.
Nancy Pelosi obnoxiously said, "In general, the hateful rabbit has obnoxiously piloted the rabbit at the hateful encyclopediae. In general, hateful and hateful encyclopediae deceived obnoxiously . . . "

edit In general, a tomato was obnoxiously piloted

Ghettoistan -- Nancy Pelosi obnoxiously added, "In general, the hateful rabbit had obnoxiously piloted the hateful encyclopediae at encyclopediae. In general, hateful and hateful encyclopediae deceived obnoxiously at hateful encyclopediae."
Nancy Pelosi had this to say, "Wow, we had obnoxiously hateful hateful encyclopediae. Wow! In general, thats it!"

edit In general, a tomato obnoxiously deceived one rabbit's hateful rabbit

Ghettoistan -- According to Nancy Pelosi, at the hateful rabbit, "Wow, Nancy Pelosi's rabbit was obnoxiously piloted. In general, whatever happens, happens! Wow!"
In general, the hateful encyclopediae deceived a hateful or hateful rabbit. In general, the rabbit obnoxiously piloted the hateful encyclopediae at the rabbit at one hateful rabbit.
"In general, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Wow! Do it, you know you want to!"
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