professional RSS reader for hire

chrisbowler:

So I announced the other day that I’ve quit my job and will now be entering the world of self-employment. Obviously, Fusion will be a big part of that move. But it’s not quite at the point where it can support me and my family so I’ve arranged for a few other gigs.

While looking into various opportunities and preparing to transition, I’ve fallen behind on the news and my RSS feeder is filling up. And I thought to myself, “Self, there are many others in the same boat. There is an opportunity here.”

So I’ve decided to flog my services: professional RSS reader. Not only will I read your news for you, but I’ll summarize it all and tell you what you think about it as well. All nicely wrapped up in a loverly designed daily email.

Reduce your stress—hire me now: me AT chrisbowler DOT com.

This is brilliant on so many levels, I don’t know where to begin. There are sure days when I could use it though.
https://www.patrickrhone.net/professional-rss-reader-for-hire/
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