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Sunday, 27 February 2011

TRIPOLI, LIB. - After fighting between the Loyalists and Rebel sides increased, world governments have increased their efforts to save their nationals from the war zone.

However, TheSpoof.com writers were the last to be boarded on aircraft heading towards their country of origin.

Spoofer Inhopeless, who lives in Birmingham in England, said that he came here to criticise the regime using silly threads, pop-cultural references and long words.

"Yeah, well," he said, "It is shit here," he added eloquently.

Many other Spoof writers have voiced their dismay using their smartphones and laptops, which were unable to access the internet due to an information blackout and being outside of their call plans' roaming area.

This sparks severe withdrawal symptoms from many writers.

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one of the Spoof's main contributors, whose nation of origin is unknown, said that "I'm here and there. I'm everywhere. I am the Resistance." He then disappeared to help the Rebel sides.

Many Spoof writers, including Lady Godiva, have just simply been refused access to any craft based on 'technical difficulties', causing them to get extremely bored as hell.

"Well," she said, "I could fire a gun at those mercenaries. It'll help pass the time."

Already, the Rebel side has found these bored and easily swayed Westerners a great help.

"Those Spoof writers," said Ali Muhammad, "They're like walking sitcoms. Oooh, I must tape the new episode of Scrubs. It's the one where JD gets back together with Elliot, again. Again."

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