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@_FloridaMan Ranks the Best Florida Man Tweets

FloridaMan Ranks the Best Florida Man Tweets

Have you heard? The mainstream media discovered the Florida Man feed this week, first in a front-page story that ran in yesterday’s _New York Times _(R.I.P. journalism), and then again this morning in a five-minute TODAY Show segment where Savannah Guthrie confessed "there are some days this show would only be an hour long, if not for Florida." Thanks for the shout-outs, you guys. Sorry there wasn’t any real news to cover this week.

In celebration—and because neither of you mentioned the guy who broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home and shat on all of her belongings—here is the definitive list of my favorite Florida Man tweets from the last two years. Buckle in. This. Is. Happening.
https://www.gq.com/story/florida-man-best-tweets-ranked
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