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*'''Keep.''' UnPoetia? Unless it isn't original content. --'''[[User:Thekillerfroggy|T]].'''[[ User talk:Thekillerfroggy|K]].'''[[Special:Contributions/Thekillerfroggy|F]].''' 21:29, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Keep.''' UnPoetia? Unless it isn't original content. --'''[[User:Thekillerfroggy|T]].'''[[ User talk:Thekillerfroggy|K]].'''[[Special:Contributions/Thekillerfroggy|F]].''' 21:29, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

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To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 15, you will be blocked for 1 day. Over 15 articles is allowed only if there is unactive voting. This is either when there is a red link at the top of the voting table, or when an admin has said that the article has been kept. You have been warned.



UnNews:Virginia Tech gunman was "Probably Muslim" say authorities

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  • Keep. I remember the day after Oklahoma the talking head on the news was saying how they had a description of the suspects...swarthy skinned, mid-east accents, etc. Timothy McVeigh was whiter than me, and I'm practically transparent. This story fits, too well, but it fits. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:38, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Definately some redeeming value here, even if just for the main idea of "all terrorists are Muslims". I agree with Asteroid that the picture is unneeded, unless the caption is improved or the picture itelf is replaced/shopped to something funnier. Either way, I've never seen 'too soon' being an issue on Uncyclopedia; I'd hate to see it be one now. I'm imagining that's the bulk of the argument for deletion, and it shouldn't be. Tobz1000 18:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per my comments on the talk page. --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 18:19, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Because we spend half our time offending most of the population of everywhere, and the things that we say about more minor countries are far more offensive to them than this is to Americans. This news article is comparatively gentle compared to what could have been said, and it's got its share of funny, if in an uncomfortable way. Having said that, we could remove the picture from the top of the news feed, since it's a bit incongruous with the donation banner... oh, you have - okay then. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • KeepBraydie 18:55, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I've done some more thinking. It's funny, so I change my vote to keep. Despite the fact that everytime I see that man's face it enrages me. Kip the Dip 19:49, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This article is funny and less ofending than all the stuff about holocaust and so on. So why it should be delated? Because it offends Americans? http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Jedrus07
  • Keep -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 20:15, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FEATURE because not only does it have little to do with the incident itself, it has much to do with what could've been. --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 19:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Without satire, the terrorists win. You don't support terrorism...do you? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Mhaille and Rangeley said it on the talk page -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 20:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep If we are not allowed to make controversial statements, we have surrendered to the "nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance." Please, for the sake of liberal Western democracy, keep this up. It's gentle compared to many of our other articles, and satire must not allow itself to devolve to base stupidities. This is nowhere near as offensive as our other stuff; it is only a controversy because it satirizes America. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH21:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Nomination and delete Not only is it far too soon after the VA Tech shootings for this article to be up, but it just isn't that funny. I'd also like to note that we've had a discussion on the talk page over this article, and that I've already deleted it once (Mhaille restored). —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:27, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Too soon, really. And if not, at least take the picture of the murderer from the front page, that certainly adds no comic value to the site. ---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:32, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It didn't offend me, it just sucked. Toss it. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • What's that? Up in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a flying delete vote!!!!!!!!!!!! Not funny yet. If you were gunned down by some crazy dude, would you want a page about it here? In a while, it might be somewhat close to comedic. Stars+stripes 20:34, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Not only wasn't the article funny, but I know quite a few people from VA tech, and it's just too soon to even joke about it. Try in a few years.--Skyl3lazer 21:12, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Hinoa's right, it's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all. Satire, of the biting social variety. We do still have room for that here, don't we? If not, about one fifth of my stuff (including a couple of features) should go VFD as well. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:46, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Meh, didn't care for it, doesn't need to be deleted, but still, meh.
And here I thought satire of any variety was supposed to be funny. Shows you what I know. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:48, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Why too soon? To laugh about bad things that happen to real people or even fictional charachters, you need at least a minimal level of detachment from them, otherways it's not funny, it's just hurtful and sad. This article looks like the kind of article that could make me if not laugh at least smile from the witty staire, but not just yet.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:35, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Billy Howerdel

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  • More bandcruft (assuming = guy with WP article), very short. Blarch. It. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:08, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • OK, I have a new policy. Allow me to introduce it now. 2005cruft=instahuff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:25, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Eastminster Parliament

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  • Short bandcruft from 2005. Delete --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:57, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft. Now I'm using that word too. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft that was whipped about three times then left out in the cold to die --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:16, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Pijo

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Delete
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Pixies (Answer)

Keep
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  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:34, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Substub with Chuck Norris ref. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:42, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • this may not be 2005cruft, but damn is it trying --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:15, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Complete nonsence.
Comments

Praise the clip

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Delete
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:34, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • It's short. There are a few so-so directions to take the title in, but none resemble this. Axe --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:46, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • more 2005cruft, hopefully we can shovel all the 2005cruft out to take care of the 2006cruft but that'll take too long --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - It needs to die. --Capercorn 20:37, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Image:Db824a1e2a6390a885472c75792d6f9d.gif

Keep
  • Speedy Keep- Can be used in a number or articles to come to mind, the loadings a bit long, so i would have this as a bottem page .GIF. However, it needs a name change. How do we go about doing that?--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 21:35, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Save and re upload? —Braydie 17:40, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • AgreedMadretsma 10:46, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Snowball fight!!!! Agree with top.
Delete
  • snowball fiiiiiiiiiight! err, delete this --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:30, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Nominated. I have a dislike for large, unused animated gifs. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:18, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Autofellatio sales and chart positions

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  • Come on -- there's worse than this going around. "A fuel tank as big as Staten Island" is priceless -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 11:13, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete - This was huffed 2 years ago and it's still crap today. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:04, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • WTF? I assumed it would actually be about the album Autofellatio, but this is just weird. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:07, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • stop it with the fucking blowjob jokes already, it was funny the first time --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:28, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Unfunny sexcruft. A recreated VFD with an expired fix tag. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Go Go Dancers

Keep
Delete
  • Go Go Delete it soon.Rogpyvbc 08:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • inspector gadget would cry --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:32, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Short fightcruft. Blarch --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:03, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
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Perverted Justice

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Delete
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:02, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • NN spam, sexcruft, a bit of pedo nonsense thrown in. Huff --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:03, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • while there is 2006cruft out there we should be focusing more on the 2005cruft. however, this sucks too much to live --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:21, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Peterhouse

Keep
Delete
Comments

Neverlad

Keep
Delete
Comments

Gay Numbers

Keep
  • Keep I thought it was pretty funny. Kip the Dip 20:14, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. The Kinsey scale is well done, if you're familiar with it. I don't find the article heterosexist. Rogpyvbc 05:31, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Opposite of Modus's comment - I like most of the lines but there's the odd one that's a bit rubbish. Not the most typical gay joke out there, and I've heard a few... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:48, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • K33P What, is VFD biased against numbers now?--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 04:14, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • An interesting idea, with a line or two that isn't entirely without merit, hampered by...everything else. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:18, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • gay joke number 3,000,000. see htbfanjs --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:05, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 19:07, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak idea. Expansion is unlikely. Reluctant delete --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:39, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Meh. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Potential, yes. But isn't funny now. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:24, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
The Kinsey scale bit is a good idea...for Kinsey scale. The rest is about how gay things are. Which is funny if you're gay. (See how not funny that joke is?) --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:51, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Voted. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Peak fm

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  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Short, with only one good line. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "This is Peak FM, broadcasting live from North Derbyshire, telling you listeners that we are soon going to be huffed. Now, here are more great hits!" —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 19:34, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • push off a cliff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 13:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete We can do better than this. Can't we? Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:23, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
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