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#1
Alright scenario: You somehow found out that you were going to be perma banned in 24 hours.
How would you spend your last day of being able to post on UG?
#3
Probably at work.
Quote by CaptainCanti
it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#5
if I wouldn't get banned until then, I'd probably spam the hell out of every thread. I know that if you embed a lot of youtube videos into a post (even if spoiler tagged), it breaks the internet when you're on that page. I'd copy a post with like 30 videos and just post it in every thread.
#7
Quote by wizards?
I'd post the pear in a thread, no wait... TWO threads!

I hear about this every now and then but, I haven't ever seen it.
#8
I wouldn't act any different.

It's an online forum.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#12
Not as far as I know.

Spamming it is IIRC.

Posting it not so much. Pretty sure that got lifted a long time ago.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#13
Quote by byob_soad2
gg

I think... Is it still an insta-ban?

Nah, that was only when it was in every single thread multiple times. It's just like Beanie Baby's or the Pet Rock. It was really cool back then, but you don't see them ever anymore.
#17
You're all coming with me...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#18
i remember i got banned for posting the pear once or three times or something lol

i'd do that again

take that caramel




#20
Honestly, probably the lamest way with a lot of byes, sorries, and thanks for the good times.

Also, my last words would probably be "You can't win, UG. If you shut me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 31, 2013,
#21
I would do nothing out of the ordinary. I would leave peacefully and spend my time from then on doing more productive things.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#22
I would switch off the computer and go outside embracing the sunshine.

But it was raining so..

I would go to UG HQ and blow dat sh1t up.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#23
Make a thread to discuss my newfound freedom from the shackles of hell.
I have a huge fear if rays.
#24
Quote by byob_soad2
gg

I think... Is it still an insta-ban?


haven't been for quite a while as far as I know really.

on topic. I'd figure out a new name for my next account.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#25
Quote by byob_soad2
that's cool. the pear is one of my favorite things from my time on UG



#27
i would make thread about it

then i would make a multi
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#29
I would make a vs. thread and double post in it.
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#31
Quote by mystical_1
I would make a vs. thread and double post in it.


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#32
Quote by Musicforyou17
I hear about this every now and then but, I haven't ever seen it.



I would make a multi called whoom!t and nobody would suspect a thing.

Then I'd release my rap songs on here.
#34
I'd make a thread about it, then I'd make a mirror thread of every thread in the pit, including my own thread. And then I'd make a mirror thread of all my mirror threads.
And then I'd post a porn adaptation of the pear in all of them.
#35
Quote by JohnnyGenzale


I would say "Don't be foolish. The more you fight back, the stronger I get."
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Starbomb, Tears for Fears


Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
#36
I'd probably celebrate being rid of this evil curse that is UG.
455 75 34 88


(´･ω･`)


Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#37
That's so easy!

I'd link all my favourite pornos, streamed off various sites, and if I have enough time after, start a forum war against the haters and the nay sayers of what ever the Hell I'd want.
Last edited by treborillusion at Jan 31, 2013,
#38
Quote by byob_soad2
gg

I think... Is it still an insta-ban?

Nah, I've posted that things dozens of times and never got warned. Just don't spam it everywhere.

Quote by samick007
I'd leave and be thankful that I would finally be able to...

this
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#39
I'd post individual threads dedicated to every How Stuff Works: What they don't want you to know video, then I'd make a thread with every /r/wtf NSFW post in it unspoilered. Also a thread with like 50 youtube videos.
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