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Funny story: Haiti Boy 7 Jesus 3 record beaten in Port-Au -Prince

Haiti Boy 7 Jesus 3 record beaten in Port-Au -Prince

Jesus Christ rose after being buried for three days but his record has been well beat when Monley Elize a 5 year old boy from Haiti was rescued from the rubble after being buried for seven days beating Jesus by four. In Port-Au-Prince in Haiti a w...

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Funny story: Americans use earthquake as excuse to invade Haiti

Americans use earthquake as excuse to invade Haiti

In an action that is almost beyond belief as a blatant bit of Americans trying to take over a country that doesn't want to be taken over, the USA sent thousands of soldiers into the Caribbean nation of Haiti to 'help' the people there. 'It's beyon...

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Funny story: US Troops attack Haiti, at last a war they could possibly win, OR?

US Troops attack Haiti, at last a war they could possibly win, OR?

US Troops have dropped into Port-au-Prince via parachutes and are now attacking the destroyed palace of voodoo high priest and Haitian President, René Preval. Shocked earthquake victims observing the parachute attack started cheering the Yanks as...

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Funny story: Obama Sends Biden to Haiti; Lands in Detroit & Can't Tell the Difference!

Obama Sends Biden to Haiti; Lands in Detroit & Can't Tell the Difference!

Vice President Joe Biden, dispatched to Haiti by Nobel Peace Prize winner Mr. Opportunity, Barry Obama, was forced to set down in Detroit today due to an unruly press aide who claimed his shorts were on fire. A nonplussed Biden, who didn't realize...

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Funny story: Haiti earthquake was really an Al Qaeda "Suicide Submarine" nuke attack!

Haiti earthquake was really an Al Qaeda "Suicide Submarine" nuke attack!

Shocking news is seeping out of Haiti that the earthquake was actually no earthquake at all! Aid workers in Haiti saw 2 slightly fried, marine, Al Qaeda turbans drifting towards the beach with "The Great one" written on the front and "Bin Laden so...

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Funny story: Gods Aid To Haiti Caught In Grid Lock At Capitals Airport, Sent Back

Gods Aid To Haiti Caught In Grid Lock At Capitals Airport, Sent Back

As the aid for the injured, homeless and starving people floods into the airport at Haiti's capital, there have been wide reports of grid lock for the aid getting out to the people of Haiti. Some of the supplies have even been sent back as part...

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Funny story: Obama Admits Acting Competently on Haiti Solely to Annoy His Critics

Obama Admits Acting Competently on Haiti Solely to Annoy His Critics

U.S. President Barack Obama admitted today that he responded swiftly and competently to the disaster in Haiti solely for the purpose of annoying his critics. "My first impulse was to go have birthday cake with John McCain," Obama told reporters, "...

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Funny story: Death Count in Haiti Uncertain

Death Count in Haiti Uncertain

Port-au-Prince - Devastation from the recent earthquake in Haiti is still being assessed. Due to the high degree of illiteracy and overall poor math skills in the country the death count may be in the hundreds or as much as half a million, no one is...

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Funny story: Purgatory Meister Pat Clobbertson Reminds Haitians of the Deal They Made with the Devil

Purgatory Meister Pat Clobbertson Reminds Haitians of the Deal They Made with the Devil

Pat Clobbertson, Head Honcho of the "666 Club" stated today that the devastating earthquake that killed tens of thousands was "just part of the deal" Haitians made with the Devil to assist in disposing of their French Masters in 1804. "Only throu...

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Funny story: Haiti Relief and Development

Haiti Relief and Development

This is not satire. If you want to help Haiti, go to: The American Red Cross. If you believe that we Americans are "suffering" during the current recession, tune into CNN for awhile. PORT-AU-PRINCE - Troops and planeloads of food and medicine tric...

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Funny story: Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Donations have been pouring into relief shelters all over the world to be shipped to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. That catastophe, which may claim as many as 100,000 lives, is bringing out the charitable giver in people all over the globe...

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Funny story: US Rushes Mispronounciations To Haiti

US Rushes Mispronounciations To Haiti

The USA, which after nearly 500 years of English settlement has still to learn how to spell English correctly, today announced it was rushing mispronounciations of place names to Haiti in the Caribbean Sea. Spotting a reason to make his feeble Pre...

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Funny story: Hell in Haiti God fails to turn up again

Hell in Haiti God fails to turn up again

Thousands Dead many thousands more buried in the rubble after the devastating earthquake that has brought such suffering to the poor people of Haiti. Bodies litter the street and people who did survive have found that their houses have been reduce...

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Funny story: Tonton Macoute-sunken Soviet nuke sub behind Haiti tremor?

Tonton Macoute-sunken Soviet nuke sub behind Haiti tremor?

Port-Au-Prince - (Seismic Mess): Did a fully armed sunken Soviet nuclear submarine - the K-19 Chupacabra - cause the 7.9 earthquake that razed much of Port-Au-Prince yesterday? The Soviet craft was on patrol near Port-Au-Prince during the Vatican-...

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Funny story: Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists. The Earth, they say, is going through volatile and unprecedented changes, and is extremely prone to another majo...

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