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Monday, 24 January 2011

An outraged Estonia was upset that Russia had built a theme park just inside Estonia's eastern border without their knowledge or permission. The park had apparently been constructed, literally, overnight. The people of Russia were shocked at Estonia's outrage considering the fact the pretty much all Russia thought that Estonia was just a dog park in north western Russia.

"Honestly', proclaimed Russian President Putin, "we had no idea that anyone lived there. Especially considering the fact that, Estonia, is right across the Baltic Sea from Sweden, which holds more Miss Universe titles than any other European country. There is no way that Estonia had any heterosexual men. Hell if I had been there I would've taken a rowboat over to Sweden when I was eleven years old".

"Geez", continued an exasperated Putin, "after the men left for Sweden, wouldn't you have expected the women to head south to Italy? We figured that the only ones left were reindeer, and they pretty much don't care about anything. Although we did include a reindeer ride in the theme park, just in case."

Estonian president, Toomas Hendrik, who is very upset over the theme park, has vowed that he will send the entire Estonian army, which consists of ten soldiers, to uproot the Russian presence.

Estonian armed forces commander, General PushOver, has announced that his forces intend to uproot the Russian theme park by storming it with soldiers clad in Estonian ethnic clothing singing Estonian songs. That is, of course, after spending a day riding rides and imbibing in Russian Vodka.

The UN, acting upon Estonia's request for assistance, has vowed action against Russia as soon as they can figure out just where Estonia is.


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