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April Fools' Day - 2012


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Neopians woke early on the morning of April 1st, wallets filled with Neopoints, in excited anticipation of playing silly tricks on each other. Some set out to buy firecrackers and cans of fake Wadjets to scare their friends, while others planned to pick up a cream pie or twelve to toss at peoples' faces. When the shops around Neopia Central ran out of stock, everyone turned to our old friend...

The Shop Wizard

Shop Wizard 1

Unfortunately, the Shop Wizard was a bit out of sorts. As he insisted that he could work, however, the shoppers of Neopia tried to continue as if everything were normal.

Shop Wizard 2
Shop Wizard 3
Shop Wizard 4

Everything was not normal. With the Shop Wizard out of commission and thousands of people still looking to prank, they next turned to...

The Trading Post

Trading Post 1

As it turned out, Jhuidah the Island Faerie had important business elsewhere, and left the Trading Post in the "capable" hands of Hoka. While the Tyrannian Kacheek seemed friendly enough, he was easily confused and couldn't count very high, limiting the offers you could make to dung items and up to 1,000 NP. Unfortunately, even that proved too difficult for Hoka, causing him to slightly mix up your offer.

Trading Post 2

Most people weren't exactly happy to trade all of their on-hand NP, all of their pets, and the entire contents of their Safety Deposit Box for something like a Furry Table, and were quick to cancel the trade.

Trading Post 3
Does anyone here speak Tyrannian...?
Trading Post 4

Happy as Hoka may have been about many Neopians inadvertently accepting the trade, due to his ineptitude most were able to successfully withdraw their offers. Tired of dealing with the hairy oaf, people moved on to their last hope of finding that perfect prank item...

The Neopian Auction House

Auction House 1

Upon arriving at the Auction House, it was immediately apparent to everyone that something was amiss. Dung, dung, everywhere dung! While Hoka would have been overjoyed, the prank-seeking populace was less so. With resigned sighs, many began to bid on the dung items; dropping a smelly Dung Rug in front of their sister's door would be better than nothing. Much to their aggravation, however, Nigel the stockbroker Chia was bidding on everything in sight.

Auction House 2

Fed up with the odd series of events, many gave up and went about their daily lives, some taking their pets for treatment at the Secret Lab, some checking up on the latest news.

The Laboratory

Lab Ray

While people were at first thrilled to have their pet change into a Custard Kau, Darigan Grundo, Maraquan Poogle, Darigan Quiggle, or Strawberry Mynci, they quickly realized that a horrible mistake had been made: the crazy scientist had zapped the wrong pet! Some thought that he had shared the Shop Wizard's Swill Pudding, but most insisted that his eyes had always looked like that. Those who had gone to read the news were in for an even nastier surprise.

New Features

Pound 1

As if UC Plushie Draiks across the land turning into a Darigan Quiggles wasn't bad enough, owners everywhere were now forced to choose which of their four beloved Neopets would be deleted permanently. With the clock ticking down, thousands rushed to...

The Pound

Pound 2

As could be expected, the Pound was immediately filled to the bursting point with abandoned pets, taking the choice of which pet would be purged out of the hands of their owners. Distraught and frustrated users trudged back to their Neohomes as day turned to night, wearily checking their Neomail...

Neomail

Neomail

By the end of the day, tired Neopians sat down to open their Neomail. They were greeted with a number of random messages. Any attempts to block this mysterious spammer, would result in another account sending more random messages!

These deeds were done by the following users: malkusvile1110, malkusvile1111, malkusvile1112, malkusvile1113, malkusvile1114, malkusvile2791, malkusvile4932, malkusvile5253, malkusvile8164, malkusvile1095, malkusvile8790, malkusvile4991, malkusvile3212, malkusvile6813, malkusvile5554

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Facebook

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When all else failed, venturing to the Official Neopets Facebook page, the users were, naturally, surprised by what awaited them: a poll to determine the appearance of the first male Faerie in Neopets history. Uncertain but starting to feel optimistic, they voted in droves for #5.

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