About Sonofamitch
Just a FML user spreading joy to the unfortunate FMLers.
Sonofamitch's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    28%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    94%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    12%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    52%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    46%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    51%
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Sonofamitch's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that while having a GPS tracker in your car is helpful for tracking down car thieves, it's also helpful to your psycho ex, who can use it to track you down. FML

By nobieb - / Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:28 / Canada - Welland
By mcdonalds / Tuesday 6 August 2013 04:11 / United States
By John / Wednesday 10 July 2013 02:48 / United States

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 July 2013 17:38 / United States - Monroe

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 17 July 2013 04:48 / United States - Katy
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