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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 799
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SpasticTurnip : Random/Hyper/Sick minded
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