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Funny story: H&R Block Bullsh-ts its Way Through Their Q2 Earnings Call. (Part 1)

H&R Block Bullsh-ts its Way Through Their Q2 Earnings Call. (Part 1)

H&R Block broke it to The Street that they were posting a loss of 40 cents a share during their Earnings conference call. Here is the transcript of the call, complete with translation (in red): H&R Block CEO-du-jour Alan Bennett: Earlier today we reported our first quarter net loss from continuing operations improve to $0.36 per share prior to a $0.04 per share charge for severance...
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