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You know, I stopped shaving to think of something to write here. That worked out well.

Will Cooper @Coop

35, Male

Author / NG Mod

Old Skool

Vancouver, CANADA

Joined on 4/28/04

Level:
60
Exp Points:
39,190 / 100,000
Exp Rank:
145
Vote Power:
10.00 votes
Rank:
Sup. Commander
Global Rank:
14
Blams:
31,767
Saves:
98,578
B/P Bonus:
60%
Whistle:
Deity
Trophies:
1
Medals:
2,856
Gear:
7

Comments (9)

If I pay you in friendship, could I advertise my own userpage here?

Technically, by posting here, you are advertising your page. Your username is a link to it.

ZJ rules.

And I'm sure that all of the people called Zachary Jones in the world obey him.

Ah.

...
Should I still pay you in friendship?
Bro?

Yeah, why not? My wallet is currently empty of friendship :P

YEAAAH, ALRIGHT, YEAH

Not gonna lie, friendship is kinda a new currency to me, so I'm not exactly sure how this works... Maybe I pay you in high fives or various secret handshakes...

Ooh, secret handshakes. I like it.

The sad state of the portal now leaves me sad for an extra reason. It has taken 10 months to go from Blammer 29 to Blammer 30. At the rate NG is going will Blammer 31 ever arrive? Certainly be longer than a year and thats if you're start here/interested at that point.

The very least you could do now Coop is write Blammer from the very beginning. Look back at your stats, remember the faces at the time, the blammers of those days and write them into your epic tale.

Its only right really.

giggle

I've been doing that, I just need to get time and inclination to do it. The sad thing is that I need to spend less time gaming...

Outrageous! Awesome!

How does it feel to be immortalised?

It feels good of course. Believe it or not, it's the second time too. Amaranthus also wrote a story about me. I have of course saved them both to M-Word.

A good choice. Now I'm going to have to write more.

The inclination will come when Gagsy gets a starring role. It'll all make sense then.

Well, progress has improved somewhat over the past few days, so hopefully, if 1,000 more Blams are achieved within a reasonable timeframe, I'll decide whether or not to write Blammer 1 or Blammer 31!

That....that was.... amazing...

Yep, I like to think so.
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