Missing banker's bullet-riddled body found near Windsor Castle

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Monday, 29 June 2009

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Boomeester was fond of shooting wild little furry things in Windsor Great Park

Windsor - (Rioters): The Queen has barricaded herself in Holyrood Palace's panic room following the discovery of missing Dutch banker Huibert Boomeester's gunshot-riddled body in Windsor Forest on Sunday.

Ex-ABN Amro employee Boomeester, 69, worked for parent company Royal Bank of Scotland, reputed to be on top of Old Fatty Mountbatten's credit crunch hitlist after its purchase of royal bankers Cuntts & Co landed the Queen with $500 million in Madoff Ponzi Scam losses.

Boomeester was reported missing last week after colleagues panicked that his bank standard-issue Magnum 45 was missing from the company's gun room.

Camilla cannot account for her whereabouts since the end of Royal Ascot.

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