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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


I'd like to say to Fyora, if she's reading this, that I really have no idea why a bunch of your Biting Books ended up charred, soaking wet, or immobilized in multicoloured ice. Really.


Great Guild?



Although many guilds on the boards boast about their number of members and messages, what you get in a newbie package, or their exclusivity, these things alone do not make a guild great. I am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come...

Altador Cup 2



Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding Slushies Underneath The Commentating Box? Well, no, because it’s so devious that it can’t be mentioned. But here is just a mere taste of the carnage we witnessed deep within the belly of the stands: the news that never got reported…

No More Neotitle Nonsense


You are probably wondering what is the purpose of a silly little NeoTitle? Well, let's get one thing straight, NeoTitles may be little, but they are NOT SILLY. Let me repeat, they are NOT SILLY!!!! GOT IT? GOOD! =D Despite what anyone else has told you so far, your NeoTitle will define you for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Ok... not really, considering you can...

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"How You Look At It" by concertogreat_8
That is how Mica is; she loves everything and anything, no matter what it looks like. She believes in taking in what no one else wants: the imperfect things. 'It depends on how you look at it,' she says. She has never minded that Violet's name is...

"Dangers of Boredom" by jade_steel
If there's one thing I've learned in my time in Neopia, it's that boredom, especially among my family, is never a good thing. How shall I put this...? Oh. Yes, the last time Arphite was bored, he managed to get himself banned from...

"A Father's Letter" by me_n_pet
You have been lead to believe that you and your sister Lisha were orphans, and you do not know who your parents are. Though you were six when an orphanage took you in, all you could remember was your name and your sister's...


Tell Those Scarabs to Bug Off


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The Heart of Meridell
Battles of the past had seen many lost weapons and not all had been recovered. It was said that Meridell often would reveal these powerful weapons...

by devine_rahl

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Altadorian Cobb Salad
"The One with the Hat"

by tissuewaster

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Squid Bait
Curiosity snared the Techo, or was it Techos make great squid bait? Eh, either way, it's time to go fish.

by brokensilent

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The Dark Faeries' Apprentice: Part Seven
"She's crafty; she wouldn't leave it lying around," he pointed out to himself. After staring at the mattress for a few seconds, he flipped it over with ease...

by neo_star_queen

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The Partnership: Part Five
Rimlen sneaked out of her house at least once a month. So did this mean that I could possibly stake out and catch her in the act?

by pandabearb



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