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Thursday, 26 November 2009

Yew Nork USA, It has been a wonderful morning for most thanksgiving chefs but for some it has been the worst.

"I woke up this morning only to find that the turkey I had bought last week had been missing." A local woman explained. "It was there last night then my husband woke me up this morning to start the turkey and well it was gone!" She exclaimed.

Apparently there has been a number of missing turkeys in the Yew Nork area. "We had a number of calls come in to the station this morning reporting about missing turkeys" Chief of Police commented. A giant turkey was seen leaving a scene with a bag of what looked like turkeys; "We have taken Tom the Turkey in for questioning."

But when reporters talked to Mr. Turkey all he had to say was. "Bwak"

Families that have been missing turkeys are now receiving new turkeys to replace the ones that were stolen. We would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

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