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They say two heads are better than one. They also say that you shouldn’t include useless proverbs in articles.


Farewell Year 6



We are now standing on the brink of the end of an era. Year 6 is almost at its end; only hours away from being replaced by the new year. The events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone. These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always be remembered...

Cool or Cruel?



We all know about the oh so infamous Boochi, right? Well, if you don't then you have been living under a rock. But for the rest of us who have been exposed to the great horror and capabilities of this baby Bruce, listen up! Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm*

Being Evil Doesn't Pay


Have you ever thought about giving up your "good guy" status and become evil? Well, let me tell you, being evil doesn't pay. It really doesn't. If you don't believe me, then talk to my good friend Dr. Sloth. "It doesn't pay much, but it does give you a thrill!" he says. Er, don't listen to the thrill part, but it doesn't pay. If you still don't believe me, then maybe you should check out 100 reasons not to be evil...

Other Stories
"Rhyming Disease" by tree_rhymer
I had tried everything from the Healing Faerie to random potions, but nothing had worked. You see, like I said, Dirt didn't have anything like I had ever seen before...

"The Gift of Giving" by kittymon
After about a half hour of walking bare pawed in the snow I stumbled upon something! I had found a snow paint brush! Excitement and joy spread through my frozen fur...

"New Year's Eve Knock-Out" by ilar210
Lulu followed the placement of Trixy's eyes to see a blue Kougra who was carefully inspecting a tube of dark red lipstick. What was a guy doing in a glamour shop?...


Don't Be Shy...


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The Tower Journey: Part Six
"You ain't dressed right," the Captain told his new employee quickly. "Get some new clothes, and you can get on. Armour is SO last century."

by neonick19881988

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Night Walker: Part Three
I streaked out over the long grass, moving on all fours to be safe. I tailed them at a distance well into nightfall. At last they set up camp, I heard the guards roar with laughter and guffaw for a long time. Finally they quieted and I moved in.

by ruin_star

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Twisted Reality
Why does he even carry that around with him?

by abiahew

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Retribution: Part Four
"Nina. Terry. I'll save yelling at you two for tomorrow. Go get some sleep - you'll need it, we have another mission assigned already."

by child_dragon

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I Thought You Were The Normal One!!
For Hannah!! ... oh wait...maybe not...

by kuroneka_sama



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