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(Fark)   It's now time for your favorite thing on Friday, the Fark Weird News Quiz. Okay, second favorite after the fact that it's Friday. Well, third thing after the fact that it's Friday and you're not wearing pants. I'll come in again   (fark.com) divider line 35
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2014-04-18 01:41:02 PM  
Thanks to the team that helped put the quiz together this week, you guys nailed it. Your quizmasters for today's quizzes are: phlegmmo, Sinto, ivan, meow said the dog, and Sim Tree. Kudos, sirs.
 
2014-04-18 01:42:09 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

calbert 1016
Wizzywig 925
brandied 913
Hots_Kebabs 910
Twilight Farkle 907
caution 904
Oliver Twisted 896
Just a Hippie 893
Megamous7 885
the Mole of Production 877

May you do even better this week.
 
2014-04-18 01:42:55 PM  
I'll be your host on this magical ride.

Sit back and relax your anus.
 
2014-04-18 01:43:25 PM  
And the Easy Quiz, in case you need the self-esteem boost:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/321
 
2014-04-18 01:43:59 PM  
Goddammit, wrong thread.
 
2014-04-18 01:45:36 PM  

libranoelrose: I'll be your host on this magical ride.

Sit back and relax your anus.


Father Fitzgerald?
 
2014-04-18 01:45:37 PM  
Uggh, worst yet.
 
2014-04-18 01:45:44 PM  

libranoelrose: Goddammit, wrong thread.


Nah, it fits here. Especially with the relaxed anus.
 
2014-04-18 01:46:48 PM  
Not terrible, but not nearly as good as last week.
 
2014-04-18 01:53:44 PM  
I sucked this week

Final Score:

3 out of 11 correct, total points = 280
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (93 seconds)
 
2014-04-18 02:05:30 PM  
Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Twilight Farkle968
calbert836
brigid_fitch715
wxboy657
WI241TH636
LaMolecule560
Misch557
SundaesChild461
MissFeasance459
Donnchadha457

So I can say at some point, I was actually in the top 10...
 
2014-04-18 02:17:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 968 (132 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 890 (110 seconds)

/thanks, quizmasters! Not my best times ever, and I still had to search for a couple of stories along the way, but this time I got lucky with both of 'em!
//oh, and since we do read those blurbs, brace yourselves: winter wrap-up is coming.
 
2014-04-18 02:19:23 PM  
That Twilight Farkle chick really needs to get a life.
 
2014-04-18 02:23:04 PM  
Actually, I'm a dude, but why choose life when I have Fark and cartoons?
 
2014-04-18 02:34:49 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Actually, I'm a dude, but why choose life when I have Fark and cartoons?


Welcome to my world.
 
2014-04-18 02:48:00 PM  
908 and I did a lot of guessing.
 
2014-04-18 02:50:22 PM  

libranoelrose: Goddammit, wrong thread.


yet still rather appropriate

/didn't do well at all
//should have relaxed more
 
2014-04-18 02:55:06 PM  

libranoelrose: Goddammit, wrong thread.


Yes, but please tell me what threat it should be in because it sounds like the type of place I want to hang out in.
 
2014-04-18 03:01:18 PM  

brigid_fitch: Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Twilight Farkle968
calbert836
brigid_fitch715
wxboy657
WI241TH636
LaMolecule560
Misch557
SundaesChild461
MissFeasance459
Donnchadha457

So I can say at some point, I was actually in the top 10...


Cant we all at some point or another?
 
2014-04-18 03:03:24 PM  

libranoelrose: Twilight Farkle: Actually, I'm a dude, but why choose life when I have Fark and cartoons?

Welcome to my world.


Mine as well ;)

Happy Easter weekend to you all!
 
2014-04-18 03:11:09 PM  
Remind me not to do these on mobile
 
2014-04-18 03:14:12 PM  
I never do very well on these, but I probably should have gotten the one I FRIGGING SUBMITTED right.
 
2014-04-18 03:14:27 PM  
811 - so close
 
2014-04-18 03:15:26 PM  
Twilight Farkle890
shopball          847
zarker              836
VooDoo_Blonde753
Theaetetus    751
SundaesChild736
caddisfly        657
bikerbob59    655
papayacakes 654
drbenak         653

Yeah biatches!

/For now.
 
2014-04-18 03:28:16 PM  
Not Top Ten, but I think its a respectable score:

Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 737
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (98 seconds)
 
2014-04-18 03:43:55 PM  

libranoelrose: Goddammit, wrong thread.


I feel like I've been raped every time I take this quiz, so your comment wasn't entirely out of line.
 
2014-04-18 03:47:39 PM  

Pincy: libranoelrose: Goddammit, wrong thread.

Yes, but please tell me what threat it should be in because it sounds like the type of place I want to hang out in.


It was the first thread in at the top of the page when I was browsing TF earlier.

I guess I didn't pay enough attention to notice this ninja Unfreakable had scooped me.

Not that there's anything wrong with being scooped.

It kind of feels nice.
 
2014-04-18 03:49:25 PM  
I've been too busy this week.  Got 6 questions in, didn't get any of them, and gave up.
 
2014-04-18 03:49:28 PM  

zarker: Remind me not to do these on mobile


Don't do these on mobile.
 
2014-04-18 03:50:46 PM  

libranoelrose: Not that there's anything wrong with being scooped.

It kind of feels nice.


FATHER FITZGERALD?!
 
2014-04-18 04:13:16 PM  
Nice job guys quizmasters. That was fun even though I blew it as usual
 
2014-04-18 04:17:34 PM  
I blew it. In my defense it's just about one of the busiest weeks of the year for me, so I didn't have much time to be farking.

/plus side: treated myself to a year of TotalFark today, as an Easter gift to me!
//still sucked at the quiz.
 
2014-04-18 04:42:08 PM  
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 282

In my own defense, I was really busy this week. And I'm still so utterly discombobulated that I just posted these results in the wrong thread before I came back and posted them here.
 
2014-04-18 05:10:31 PM  
I feel a little better this week, 8 of 11 for 724 points.  got one wrong because I went against my first answer and thought "nah, that was too easy, it can't be right."
 
2014-04-18 05:13:33 PM  
Hey, 7 out of 11, and two more I should've gotten because I took a casual glance at the threads and forgot about them. Not my best, but one of my highest.

Call it luck. I guess I've just been having a good Friday.
 
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