 
My favourite place to read is in the bath. It always has been. I remember, as a child, reclining in the tub,  picking up my book (usually a Sherlock Holmes mystery back then) and reading for ages, until the water temperature chilled my wrinkled toes. Even now, nothing beats it.

But I have a problem.
I’m a complete e-reading convert. I love ebooks. I bought my Kindle long ago and was immediately knocked out by being able to access and buy so many books. Carrying my entire library around in my pocket has never got old.

But e-readers and tablets don’t like baths. The steam acts like James Herbert’s fog. It rolls across the screen, leaving a surface mist. Then it works its way inside the chips and throttles them. Or so I imagine. Besides, even if it doesn’t have a corrosive effect, I know that at some point it would slip out of my fingers (probably because of my penchant for bath oil), and that would definitely be the end of that device.

But I won’t give up. There is just something so appealing about reading in the bath. 

I like reading on trains but I don’t commute, so that’s no good. Anyway, there’s always that man in uniform who leans over your shoulder and says, ‘Tickets, please.’ It’s hard to explain to him that I’ve reached a pivotal part in the plot and his need to carry out his job is completely unacceptable.

In a bathroom you can control the environment. You lock the door. You’re alone. Nobody can interfere. You can light a candle, if you want to. Candles are very versatile. They work with both ghost stories and romances. If you’re reading my favourite genre, crime (it should be my favourite, I write it) I find that it’s better to have more harsh lighting. Lighting that gets right into the grouting of the tiles.

Don’t get me wrong, I also read in bed and curled up on the sofa. But both experiences are incomplete, prone to interruption. It’s hard to explain to my girlfriend that her altruistic question: ‘Do you want a cup of tea?’ has just wrenched me from chasing a villain up the Empire State Building.

I’m quite happy to read in those locations but they can’t compare with a bath. It’s the difference between playing football in the park or at Wembley Stadium, playing basketball in the street or at Madison Square Garden, playing… you get the picture.

What I’ve started doing is reading collections of short stories while in the bath. The poor little paperback looks most forlorn on the bathroom shelf, like a wallflower at a dance, knowing she’s only picked up when there’s no other choice.

But maybe I’ll find salvation in the future. I hear that Samsung is developing flexible screens that are made of plastic. I have no idea what effect water, or steam, has on them. I’ve also heard that TV screens will be ubiquitous in the bathrooms of the future. I don’t like that idea, though. It’s too intrusive. It ruins the meditative, spa-like atmosphere I like to create.

So come on, e-reader and tablet manufacturers. Let me have a reading device that doesn’t fear my 41 C, 106 F, perfectly heated water. Save my bath-time.

Mark Capell is an Amazon bestselling author. His latest novel 'Vows to Kill' is out now. Also available are the 'Myles Morgan Mysteries' and 'Run,Run,Run'.

 


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01/11/2013 8:43am

Put the kindle in a sealable sandwich/freezer bag.

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01/11/2013 11:57am

I use my (2nd best) Kindle in the bath all the time, and its survived ok so far! No problems with steam, or corrosion yet.

Mind, I wouldn't take the new one in there...


Rachel

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01/11/2013 12:25pm

Jeff Bezoz says he uses a regular ol' one-gallon Ziploc bag to read in the bath. Or you could buy a waterproof case. http://www.businessinsider.com/now-jeff-bezos-doesnt-need-a-ziploc-bag-to-read-his-kindle-in-the-bath-2010-1

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01/11/2013 2:47pm

I've occasionally popped my Kindle into a ziplock bag and retired to the bath. Haven't had any problems so far. But having one of those bath trays to balance the Kindle or book on certainly helps with the issue of accidental immersion. I've not dropped a book in the bathwater since I was given one of those *g*

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01/11/2013 3:34pm

I put my kindle in a ziploc bag - not perfect but it works.

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