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  • Submitted by ersatz on Aug 9, 10 at 1:01pm

    werewolves "existed" before twilight, you know.

    • 54 63
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:09pm

      No, they never existed actually... (I understand the point of the quotes means you know that too) People need to calm the fuck down about twilight references, it’s not like it happens a lot here. haha

  • Submitted by MiGG on Aug 9, 10 at 12:41pm

    It was funny until twilight was brought into this...fuckers.

  • Submitted by wombatt on Aug 9, 10 at 4:17pm

    New rule: Twilight fans are to be referred to as "glittery chode lickers" from now on.

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      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:43pm

      Yea, I can go with that.

  • Submitted by elpintogrande on Aug 9, 10 at 12:55pm

    Fuck you rulebook, all werewolves are hereby to be referred as "Cooter" from True Blood.

    • 70 68
      Submitted by malbeth on Aug 9, 10 at 3:00pm

      What if it's a girl werewolf? We have to call it Debbie?

    • 54 60
      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:44pm

      This reminds me, where'd juicycooter go?

    • 65 69
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:28am

      He’s dead, pick a new one

  • 93 69
    Submitted by ryanisreallame on Aug 9, 10 at 12:41pm

    TheRuleBook... You fail.

    • 62 73
      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 1:30pm

      Eh, they all can't be winners.

  • 99 82
    Submitted by rkgregory on Aug 9, 10 at 2:59pm

    In conclusion, fuck Jacob, and twilight, and go werewolves

  • 92 80
    Submitted by bamafan on Aug 9, 10 at 12:12pm

    Rule book no ...

  • 87 83
    Submitted by getchapull92 on Aug 9, 10 at 1:00pm

    Disappointing RuleBook... fuck twilight

  • 81 76
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 10, 10 at 9:46am

    Twilight Haters SUCK Twilight is Good True Blood Rulez Eric Northman is Sexxy as Hell~ I Run With The Vampires

  • 77 76
    Submitted by connermcpherson on Aug 10, 10 at 12:14am

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  • 67 62
    Submitted by ariz0na on Aug 27, 10 at 7:16pm

    How come whenever someone writes about werewolves or vampires, people automatically refer to twilight? Just leave the text be, goddamn.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Olisaurus on Aug 9, 10 at 4:35pm

    Rule: if you ever see TheRuleBook in public, you must walk up to him and hit him with a rule book, square in the face. Preferably a hard cover.

    • 71 65
      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:42pm

      Now that doesn't seem fair. It's not like all of these comments can be decent... Jeez...

  • 69 72
    Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:42pm

    Vamps are chew toys for wolves!! Werewolves rock!!!!

  • 67 71
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:56am

    APromisetoBurn... U hav no life

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    Submitted by vrctybaby17 on Sep 2, 10 at 5:43pm

    Hahaha i laughed so hard at this!

  • 73 85
    Submitted by MickChick on Aug 11, 10 at 3:31am

    Ok seriously lay off twilight for a second. Yeah, they movies sucked, hard. But the books were pretty good until teeny bop bitch girls turned them into some sort of pop culture phenomenon. It's not twilight you hate. Its fangirls.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by rarajoeyanna on Sep 6, 10 at 3:41am

    On a SERIOUS note?

  • 63 69
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:48am

    I love how everone ignores running over someone when werewolves are mentioned! Up yours, pat! Maybe Cooter will gimme fleas tonight!!!

  • 64 76
    Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:45am

    Fuck twilight

  • 56 61
    Submitted by pvtgams on Aug 21, 10 at 11:09pm

    Fuck yes!

  • 74 97
    Submitted by android69 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:27pm

    RulebOOk 4 Prez!!

  • Submitted by Aruexp1 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:12pm

    And that's when you found out u were on EX.

  • 66 92
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 9, 10 at 12:15pm

    Haha I Love this!!! Haha rulebook!

  • 58 77
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 10, 10 at 12:06am

    Now now, not everyone wandering around is stricken with lycanthropy. They could just be heading out to buy a razor and a bar of soap.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by christina23 on Aug 10, 10 at 2:17am

    Aahh love trueblood soooooooo much better then the twilight movies!!!!!

  • 63 95
    Submitted by cdese on Aug 9, 10 at 12:42pm

    These texts and comments are making me pissed offy.. Except for RuleBook.. He's pretty much boss...

  • 48 68
    Submitted by shorty530 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:22pm

    Lol just cause he saw a ware wolf doest mean he's making a twilight reference my friend talked about two ware wolfs he "always saw" way before twilight came out

  • 50 77
    Submitted by laurncostello on Aug 10, 10 at 10:51pm

    The rulebook is hilarious.

  • 60 98
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 2:01pm

    Were u at Taylor Lautner's gym, too? Sweet.

  • Submitted by cmillss on Aug 9, 10 at 12:22pm

    Jacob!!!!!

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    Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 9, 10 at 6:01pm

    That's putting it in to perspective lol

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:07pm

    Rule: All werewolves are now to be called "Jacob".

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      Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:11pm

      Guess you can't be funny all the time, huh? A good majority of this site hates Twilight, for future reference.

      • 66 55
        Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:41pm

        All the time is impossible.

        • 73 65
          Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 9, 10 at 6:01pm

          you suck. rule.

    • 46 71
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:06pm

      Haha poor guy. It’s still funny.
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