Urban Dictionary dot com your name

This is fun and weird and quirky (and, admittedly, a complete waste of time). I saw someone’s Facebook status encouraging others to UrbanDictionary.com their name, then post what it means.

I did a quick search on Amanda, Goose and Kim.

Too funny.

See what the U-D says about your name.

Categories: Social networking
Kristi Gustafson Barlette

30 Responses

  1. julie says:

    there were so many for my name! let me just say I feel so much better about myself now…whenever i need a pick me up, I’m going to that site!

  2. HopeFul says:

    Urban Dictionary is blocked in some offices. Hunh….

  3. Cindy says:

    Can’t wait to read it!

  4. Paulie WalnutZ says:

    its says nothing about me…. :(

  5. Paulie WalnutZ says:

    On a brighter note – look in the “dirty” section…..Most are very funny…..

  6. catherine says:

    an amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes everyone laugh like there’s no f***ing tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. She’s athletic and loves music…and she’s a sexy piece of ass as well.

    Damn, thats more spot on than my daily horoscope!

  7. Amanda Talar says:

    My personal fave:

    The most awsome event, person, or place.

    That party was so Amanda!

  8. G♪♪se says:

    Just your average looking girl. In between a hot gorgeous girl (juice) and a overweight female (moose). When your at a party and there are a ton of girls there, but none of them are hot and none of them are ugly….you are in the presence of a whole flock of geese.

  9. Kate D says:

    There is only a few for me, but it’s enough :-D

  10. Judy says:

    Hmmm, quiet a few and only 1 that I had ever heard of before.

    The one I knew – A person who would stereotypically like Judy Garland because he or she is gay.

    The one that was a surprise to me – Slang term for cocaine. The term refers specifically to cartoon character Judy Jetson, referencing the white color of her hair and how it calls to mind the white color of sweet, sweet cocaine.

  11. DaveToo says:

    I can’t get the urban dictionary at work either, so will someone PLEASE check on “Marlon” and post it ASAP? Hurry, I can’t wait much longer!

  12. dmg says:

    So excited that they had my whole government:
    DawnMarie
    A girl who can sing her heart out in a crowd., beautiful, quiet but, outgoing.,
    just all around fun and amazzzzzzing

    :)
    That girl DawnMarie can sing
    (:

  13. CPMomOf3 says:

    Undefined…story of my life

    I’m just as boring online as I am in real life LOL.

  14. CPMomOf3 says:

    or I should say – as boring as my TEENAGERS think I am in real life.

  15. Yes, it's Real says:

    “a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won’t fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.”

    “the coolest motherf*ckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.”

    “A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste…in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend…mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend…mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment…mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl…mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he’s perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.”

    Spicy brown mustard on a Salami and Pepperoni sandwhich! Look what they have to say about me. I couldn’t make this stuff up people! I swear! 8)

  16. Yes, it's Real says:

    “A Puerto Rican sex God. Santiago is well known for his extraordinary penis: He contributes he success to his phallus and sexual conquests. Although many women of the mid west have seen the orgasmic light of the Puerto Rican sex God, there is only one woman that has ever stimulated Santiago both body and mind. Santiago is most effective as a God when in the act of transcended emulsion with this one woman.”

    LoL

  17. Catherine says:

    Goose, that’s totally you!

  18. gōōse ® says:

    Please refer to me from now on as, ‘The Artist Formerly Known As Goose But Now Known As Santiago’

    :)

  19. jaci says:

    “jaci – mormon girls from utah that are in love with asian boys!”

    WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!

  20. jaci says:

    and there was one other definition that isn’t appropriate for this blog…. eeewwww

    “Jaclyn” which is my government, is better

    “A beautiful and talented young women who is capable of singing, dancing, and looking great. Jaclyns are known to be tall, kindhearted, and extremely witty.
    A word of French Origin.
    Wow, your name is JACLYN? You must be tall, beautiful, and dance like an angel!”

  21. Yes, it's Real says:

    ‘The Artist Formerly Known As Goose But Now Known As Santiago’

    lmao

  22. EZ says:

    By far the strangest for my first name…and most awesome

    A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, they are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

    Omg! dude last night I saw an “ez” fly by!!

  23. Goose ® says:

    Jaci, do you dance like an angel…a credit angel?

  24. jaci says:

    Goose, that’s what I’ve been told.

    And like the Credit Angels, when others have said no, I *could* say yes!

  25. Goose ® says:

    I’ll remember that, Jaci. Thanks.

    :)

  26. kimelodic says:

    Overall pretty cute summary, with the exception of an action that includes dmg’s favorite word.. so not going there!

    I’ll be showing this part to my mister for sure: “They are also very sweet, and make amazingly supportive, perfect girlfriends” ;)

    Bonus:
    1.wow! your so kim.(smart)
    2.i wish i was kim.(rich)
    3.i’m so kim.(beautiful)

    Like Mike said, I couldn’t make this stuff up! UrbanBS.com haha

  27. Jackie says:

    Mine is so totally off and wrong, but the site is funny. I did all my friends and family, very funny!

  28. kimelodic says:

    This is CLASSIC! I just looked up my man and no joke it quotes:
    Hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me?
    Well Greg, that would be because his name is Paul and your’s is not…

    Eat your heart out UKMA!

  29. dmg says:

    How depressing – my man’s name is another word for duck vomit, WTF :(
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