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Mrs. McGruder's House / hey
« on: February 08, 2018, 10:47:17 PM »
I'm wondering who even posts here now.

like everything about this group feels like some kind of wild fever dream but

here you are

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Mrs. McGruder's House / Nostalgia
« on: October 16, 2015, 09:03:26 PM »
So I keep finding myself really missing you guys. I mean, we were all a bunch of losers making stupid videos that weren't anything special, but you jerks were such a part of my adolescent years (maybe thats why i love the cock so much) that I can't help but think fondly of you.

I don't really do flash anymore, but I wanted to let you all know you're special.

<3.

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Mrs. McGruder's House / Heppa-B-D Pippap pop
« on: July 18, 2013, 06:39:35 AM »
Its ur birthday Poptart.


I'm bringing the party to you.

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General Discussion / to be something
« on: June 29, 2013, 12:15:08 AM »
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/620515?updated=1

pps i lov u patriotclock

look 4 easter egg.

get it egg cos eggs eggspectation horhorhor

HOR HOR HOR

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Nominations / VuvuzelaClock
« on: March 01, 2013, 05:43:59 PM »
I think its high time that I take my trip away from being a staff member, hence why I'm not staying on staff as an incumbent this session through. I'd like to see some other members give a go at the whole moderating thing, so why not Vuvuzela? Great guy, great flashes, also in the navy I think he would be the perfect candidate for running a part of the site.

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Pokemon Stadium / PREPARE YOUR ANUSES, ITS A SCREWDRIVERCLOCK GIF THREAD
« on: February 21, 2013, 05:08:36 PM »
FIRST 5 WHO MAKE POPST GET GIF. GIF WILL BECOME NEW AVATAR AND BE ANIMATED, 250x200.

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT YOU TO BE DOING IN THE GIF. MAYBE MAKE IT LOOP SO IT LOOKS LIKE NOT SHIT?

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Mrs. McGruder's House / @DeodorantClock
« on: February 09, 2013, 10:21:33 AM »
[SWF=width=550 height=400]http://www.s5s.us/s/gmgk29.swf[/SWF]

I found this thing. U want y/n

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General Discussion / A BB10 Review
« on: February 04, 2013, 10:10:40 PM »
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1938561
EPIC FILM!
LOVE IT!!!
yay! wade is the hero again! even as a WAIDBOT!
i also liked when the WADENATOR took PHOTOS of some BUGS! oh yeah!
and then he got attacked by gir, oh boy!
ALSO I SUGGEST THAT
on next one, make tom fulp rebuilding his brother like humpty dumpty, and punching his way out of the basement with the help of bb10 and asshat von clocken.
OH YEAH!


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/610621?updated=1

it is done.

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General Discussion / THE BAD GUYS VI(THE EXCITING CONCLUSION, or NOT)
« on: February 04, 2013, 09:06:12 PM »
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/610617?updated=1

I DID THIS FOR YOU POLY. YOU'RE COVERING THE NEXT ONE.


{{{{polyhedron_clock}}}}

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General Discussion / The Bad Guys V
« on: February 03, 2013, 09:36:07 PM »

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As some of you may know, VuvuzelaClock decided to do the most AMERICAN thing and join the US NAVY. As such, you all have had a severe lack of Vuvuzela in your life for these past 8 weeks. I gave him my address to communicate with someone in the outside world, and it seemed until now that he decided to ignore the offer.

Good news! He didn't! I just got a letter today!

Bad news! It was meant to be delivered in December! USPS lost it! How shocking, the USPS lost mail!

Well he didn't want me to give out the address to his barracks unless it was via PM. However, given he will be graduating soon, I think it would be wiser to prepare a WELCOME BACK event or something. Or just turn this thread into a welcome back thread, congrats, kudos, etc.

Photo(s) of letter for evidence:



Transcript:
Hello Matt! It's me, Derrick! Bootcamp is so great! Everyone here is so nice, smiles everywhere!.....NO. This place is horrible. I'm in Division 911, and it's an integrated performing division. So I at least somewhat get Saturdays "off". I got Colorguard Right Rifle, so I get to performe in 3 graduations including my own! I really hate RECRUIT HANDWRITING. We graduate on Jan. 25, so woooo.

Now onto CC Buisness! Can you hand my adress out to Pop-Tart, Bloboosh, and somebody else maybe. How is everthing in the CC? How is PassTheFlash5 going? End of the World collab? I'm excited to see progress/finished product when I get out. My sister might not be able to go so I have an extra slot for grad open. We are on our first Holiday Ruetine. It's p. nice so far. We only have one RDC who is pretty chill because we are her last Division. I'm also a stick. Stick 6. Our Division is FULL of IT's and CT's. Almost all of us are going to Pensacola. It's gonna be a plane ride from hell. My shipmates are awesome and we're really bonding.

So tell the CC I said hey! Only give my adress out through PM, can't risk having that out online. Start a thread asking who wants it. Well write back, I've got 10 more letters to write before holiday routine is over. Farewell for now! Holyshit we just got mail, I love this RDC... Bye!

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Mrs. McGruder's House / I may not be a developer anymore...
« on: December 22, 2012, 11:17:59 AM »
BUT NOW I HAVE THE BAN HAMMER. AND I AM FEELING MIGHTY HUNGRY FOR SOME BANS ARAGALFLAGRAFARANAFAMA

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General Discussion / IRC and Radio, leading into 2013.
« on: October 09, 2012, 04:23:23 PM »
As of today, I've spent a little under $335 on the ClockCrew, be it through prizes, radio or the IRC. This isn't including things for the members as individuals, or the weenie roast Pizza Fund (neither of those two things I regret, solid investments). A more detailed breakdown:

Radio: $25.47/quarterly, 5 quarters paid, up for renewal 04NOV2012.

IRC: $8.45/monthly, plus initial installation fees, domain changes and renewals.

CD 2011 Top Prize: Wacom Bamboo Pen & Touch: $99.95 at time of purchase.

Once again, I don't want to sound like a whiner, but while I would like to say it has been worth it, the numbers don't lie.

Here are the Stats for Radio Usage in 2011 (Starting in August of said year)

Pretty decent, Used up the quota in August, followed by a slow tapering into regularity, until


This year. This year, we have used less than 5% of the allotted bandwidth for each quarter. Granted, we haven't had many radio shows recently so this isn't surprising.

Given I haven't had much time to check up on on IRC, seeing as I've been out more and more lately. However every once in a while I've been peeking in just to see who's on. The general consensus is that sans myself, the current population of CC IRC looks as follows:

Which leaves me sort of embarrassed to have been paying so long for what more less amounts to Ivy League Brotherhood Chat. Why not irc? Because irc is dead, apparently.

And with that, I might as well get to the big statement, which is that as of today, I am cutting off funding for both the radio server and the IRC. Both should function into November, at which point it will be up to you all to decide whether or not it is worth continuing or letting settle into dust. I'm not doing this because I don't love you guys, or because I don't find the CC worthwhile anymore, it's just that I don't see why I'm spending what I am on services that either you guys don't appreciate or have the use for. So sorry if any toes were stepped on, but what's done is done.


{{{CLOCK_CREW}}}

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General Discussion / Some video from TLC.
« on: September 18, 2012, 03:36:35 PM »
[youtube]s7JfkPRdHao[/youtube]

I don't think I've ever felt so embarrassed for someone else before.

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General Discussion / IRONCLOCKVI
« on: September 09, 2012, 02:44:10 PM »
My magnum opus. I MADE THIS FOR YOUUUUUU


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602646?updated=1

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General Discussion / HELP ME GET AN FLA CONVERTED~
« on: September 08, 2012, 05:12:05 PM »
Okay so I used to have Flash CS5.5, but now I'm on CS5.

Apparently,

.5 IS A BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND AS SUCH I CANNOT OPEN MY OLDER FILES.

This wouldn't be too much of a problem, if it weren't for this:



I no longer have access to my IronClock.fla which is THIS CLOSE to being fully completed.

SO HERE IS THE MISSION:

Download this fla (CS5.5 YOU FUCK): http://files.myfrogbag.com/5aujmt/sarezgoddamm.fla

Convert it to CS5 (or lower!)

If you do this you MIGHT JUST GET A CAMEO IN A NEW SUPER FLASH MOVIE MADE BY YOURS TRULY!

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Mrs. McGruder's House / PogoClockCrew
« on: April 22, 2012, 08:16:28 PM »
Popsting should get you pogo. Unless you're patriot.


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Clock Crew News / CLASSIC CLOCKWEEK 2012 HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED.
« on: February 20, 2012, 12:22:09 AM »
With the deliverance of the Classic Clockweek Pizza, the time has come to announce winners of Classic Clockweek 2012!

This would be an auspicious event, provided -

MORE PEOPLE ACTUALLY PARTICIPATED.

Unforunately, this year we had a paltry 7 participants. Some even submitted more than once! As a result, each of these participants will be receiving a prize, before the voting even begins!!

The prize is of course a copy of Kobold's Quest, a game that our @@GLORIOUS LEADER@@ StrawberryClock had a part in making. The users who have an Xbox 360 will receive a gift code via PM to get their free copy of the game. Those who have not got an Xbox 360 will be eligible for a secondary prize.

Thanks to you who participated this year, and SHAME ON YOU to those who did not. I hope that future Classic Clock Week's will be much more exciting.


Let's give a round of applause for:

PopTartClock
GreyClock
WobuffetClock
RobClock
Deodorant
FakeBlobClock(MightyBooshClock)
SatelliteClock

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General Discussion / CLASSIC CLOCK WEEK FEBRUARY WOO
« on: February 01, 2012, 01:36:34 AM »
FROM THE 13-17 FEBRUARY

CLASSIC CLOCK MONTH. MAKE CLASSIC CLOCK MOVIES. HOW MANY?

AS MANY AS YOU WANT.

DO THEY NEED TO BE QUALITY?

FUCK THAT.

BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE WEEK, THEY ALL WILL BE PUT TO A VOTE AND THEN THE WINNERS GET PRIZES.

DID I SAY WINNERS?

THATS RIGHT.

10 PEOPLE WILL BE RECEIVING A COPY OF KOBOLD'S QUEST FOR XBOX LIVE ARCADE, MADE BY OUR VERY OWN KING.

DON'T HAVE AN XBOX? YOU GET CADNY!

NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY ASKING, HOW DOES SCREWDRIVERCLOCK AFFORD TO DO SUCH CRAAAAZY CONTESTS? WELL LETS JUST TAKE A LOOK INSIDE THE LIFE OF SCREWDRIVERCLOCK:



YOU WISH YOU COULD LIVE LIKE THIS.

BUT YOU CAN'T.

SO MAKE FLASH, AND BE ONE OF THE MANY WHO HAS A CHANCE TO GET FREE SHIT FUCK YEAH.


DON'T BELIEVE ME? ASK ONE SATISFIED CUSTOMER OF A PREVIOUS SCREWDRIVERCLOCK CONTEST FUNDOWNÃ¢â€žÂ¢



"My body is satisfied and wholly intact"

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General Discussion / A Reading With ScrewdriverClock
« on: January 29, 2012, 04:56:53 PM »
Ã‚Â« Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den Ã‚Â»
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/589076

Vote 5

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