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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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Twitter-logo 10 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

Blogging
Twitter-logo 11 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo 12 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo 13 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo 14 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

Twitter-logo 15 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

Graduate peeping tom 15 Sep 2016Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo 16 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

Head-in-oven
Twitter-logo 17 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo 18 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo 20 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo 21 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo 22 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo 22 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo 23 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo 25 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo 25 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

Smashed-computer
Twitter-logo 26 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo 26 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo 29 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo 29 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo 30 Sep 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

Matrix-cube
Twitter-logo 1 Oct 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo 2 Oct 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo 2 Oct 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo 2 Oct 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo 4 Oct 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo 4 Oct 2016Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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Eye looking thru hole 08:38See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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