Forum » Tag: Golgo is a twat - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=golgo-is-a-twat The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 31 Oct 2014 05:34:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Big Ben on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169654 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:44:12 +0000 Big Ben 169654@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm the Doctor</p> <p>I thought I should warn you all that when you write in these boxes your life passes quicker.</p> <p>See, it wasn't that time last time you looked.</p> <p>The Editor is actually an Authon, milking your life forces through this device.</p> <p>You know I'm onto you. </p> riesler on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169647 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:24:43 +0000 riesler 169647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm Spartacus!</p> <p>and so is my wife. </p> Ironduke on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169622 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:05:58 +0000 Ironduke 169622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At work we've got these drops; you slop them on your beloved pet and all the irritating parasites drop off.</p> <p>I could alwys give the company a ring and ask if they can make a giant virtual version? </p> Skoob1999 on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169608 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:11:05 +0000 Skoob1999 169608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes and No. We're like the holy trinity but just 2 of us. </p> <p> Did you never learn at school to not question these irrational things and just blindly follow what I say. </p> nickb on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169605 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:59:46 +0000 nickb 169605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wait a minute, are you the same guy? </p> Skoob1999 on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169600 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:16:55 +0000 Skoob1999 169600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, he was a prick </p> nickb on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169599 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:07:02 +0000 nickb 169599@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What happened to that Scooby doobey bloke. You know, the causal lazy unfunny racist guy? Did he get the chop? Pity, he was fun to bait </p> dvo4fun on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169482 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 07:52:26 +0000 dvo4fun 169482@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ahh - to be mentioned in the same paragraph [if not the same sentence] as Rikkor &amp; Jeni B... </p> Ironduke on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169478 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 01:47:06 +0000 Ironduke 169478@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it would be helpful if we all felt empowered to denounce each other's identities.</p> <p>Lets kick off an inquisition purge...Rikkor...j'accuse American! Jeni B...j'accuse Scottish! Dvo...j'accuse...well, most things really. </p> ronseal on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169476 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 01:38:19 +0000 ronseal 169476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Big Ben</p> <p>I think news is anything that Hugh Grant doesn't want you to know about</p> <p>Does that help?</p> <p>I haven't been on Newsbiscuit for a long time. </p> <p>What's been happening?</p> <p>Oooh, haven't you all grown? </p> <p>Come on, stand back to back! </p> medici2471 on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169470 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:31:11 +0000 medici2471 169470@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you don't like a post then pass over it, if you think it has merit but needs a tweek then suggest an edit. Am I missing something? Apart from some of the best writers migrating elsewhere...? </p> LensCap on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169464 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:05:22 +0000 LensCap 169464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>&lt;Sigh&gt; I'm going to have to create a new userid called cream custard now, just to prove you wrong.</p> <p>Welcome Ben, your puppy dog enthusiasm is a great antidote to many of the cynical subs on here, but remember that two thirds of new contributors are driven to suicide or hospitalisation by relentless trolling within 6 months. Good news is that old Patchey is out again, with many predicting a full recovery. </p> Big Ben on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169443 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:59:59 +0000 Big Ben 169443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would they be the Aldi imported custard creams? </p> custard cream on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169439 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:45:26 +0000 custard cream 169439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just to be clear - the really funny stuff is from me. The unfunny stuff is from whoever is trying to impersonate me. Simple distinction. </p> Big Ben on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169433 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:05:28 +0000 Big Ben 169433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good. There's hope yet then. Because I see stupidity in one form or another every day. </p> Golgo13 on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169431 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:35:35 +0000 Golgo13 169431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't really watch (understand) the news either Big Ben.</p> <p>There is room for stuff that mocks human stupidity without necessarily being spot on political satire. </p> Big Ben on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169427 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:11:12 +0000 Big Ben 169427@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have to say as the new 12 year old on the block, that the clash of styles does make it a tad difficult to see straight away what is going to work on this site. People seem to get 3-5 stars for writing similar stuff to people who you give no stars to. So I would say thatcould be an issue of literacy.</p> <p>I've been approching this by writing a range of posts and considering the feedback carefully. I've had some good feedback and am still finding the creative challenge fun, but there is the issue of subjectivity.</p> <p>Not everything that makes the front page gets a smile out of me, but some of the articles have made me laugh till the tears roll down my arms.</p> <p>The challenge for me is that while I enjoy Have I Got News For You, and Mock The Week, on the rare occasions I get around to turning on the TV, I neither watch nor read the news, which makes satirical parody a new venture.</p> <p>Who knows, this might help me see what's going on outside of my head. </p> blacklesbian on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169420 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:49:17 +0000 blacklesbian 169420@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See - it happened again!!</p> <p>NB You could also reduce the maximum length of a username in the registration form, good validations are the sign of a well built user interface. </p> blacklesbian on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169419 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:47:43 +0000 blacklesbian 169419@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excuse me your majesty Mr Editor sir, but can you chop my end off? It has been pointed out that my username runs into the text when I post and as a consequence my hilarious posts are not getting as many stars as they deserve. I was thinking I could be a black lesbian but maybe without the pride, it is one of the seven sins after all.</p> <p>IRYOS</p> <p>BL </p> LensCap on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169414 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:36:26 +0000 LensCap 169414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hear hear! </p> Lens Cap on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169408 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:51:07 +0000 Lens Cap 169408@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Couldn't agree more B-J. I was called a cunt for commenting but rarely subbing and received abuse from a member who spends most of his day here. I have also had someone calling themselves LensCap and using the same avatar, but seeing as my face doesn't fit it's not important. </p> <p> Surely if the big admin hammer comes down on one then it has to apply across the board. Being called a cunt for airing an opinion seems out of order and against the values of the site </p> sponge finger on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169407 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:44:45 +0000 sponge finger 169407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>&lt;yoink&gt; </p> beau-jolly on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169405 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:43:19 +0000 beau-jolly 169405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Points of View: Why oh why oh why do fuckwits always insist on pointing out that you haven't written anything funny when you gently indicate their weeknesses? I've said it before and I'll say it again; You wouldn't expect a top restaurant critic to be able to whip up a lovely plate of posh nosh would you? You would? Oh! Well that's my arguement buggered then. Damn... I thought it was a good.. oh sod it. </p> Vertically Challenged Giant on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169392 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:53:40 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 169392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>MD, take your pick out of these for a reason why:</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/author/james_patching/" rel="nofollow">http://www.newsbiscuit.com/author/james_patching/</a> </p> Titus on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169389 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:44:02 +0000 Titus 169389@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yup - sounds like a good idea, especially if that would keep the spammers out. </p> charlies_hat on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169379 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:00:27 +0000 charlies_hat 169379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's quite a good idea - ironically you're one of the few people not being a Dick. </p> Dick Everyman on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169376 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:36:09 +0000 Dick Everyman 169376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just a thought....</p> <p>If NB made it compulsory to have a unique Gravatar (other than the default patterned one's that make your eyes go funny) in order to post on the site, then wouldn't it be more difficult to imitate other contributors?</p> <p>It would also stop spammers who couldn't be arsed to go through the process of uploading a personal pic.</p> <p>If I'm talking crap then please tell me - I won't take it personally although I reserve the right to have a huuuuuuuge flounce. </p> Midnight Dreary on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297&page=2#post-169360 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:54:49 +0000 Midnight Dreary 169360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Things are looking up already though, James Patching is back - hooray!</blockquote></p> <p>It's a long while ago, but I have a vague recollection that I &lt;heart&gt; James Patching. Can't remember for the life of me why, must be important though. </p> tedweasel on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297#post-169358 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:44:29 +0000 tedweasel 169358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How can we be sure you're the real editor? You could be anyone.<br /> For all we know you could be Grant Schapps or one of his many personas. </p> Vertically Challenged Giant on "Careful now." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58297#post-169333 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:43:37 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 169333@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I get the impression that the site tries to operate without any personal bias. If somebody consistently acts like a prick then you tend to read their work with a negative attitude, determined not to like it before you even start, meaning they have to write something exceptional for you to grudgingly admit that it’s quite good.</p> <p>The editorial team try to ignore that and will publish something they like regardless of who has written it. It’s kind of like an equal opportunities policy for twats.</p> <p>Having said that I still think the “pope’s ring” joke was weak. But that’s just my personal opinion and doesn’t necessarily reflect the opinion of VCG or any subsidiaries.</p> <p>Things are looking up already though, James Patching is back - hooray! </p>
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