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January 26, 2013

Caturday ONT

I Love The Grumpy Cat Meme

They're all funny.



Do You Know The Story of Wojtek The Soldier Bear?

In 1942, a local boy found a bear cub near Hamadan, Iran. He sold it to the soldiers of the Polish Army stationed nearby for a couple of canned meat tins. As the bear was less than a year old, he initially had problems swallowing and was fed with condensed milk from an emptied vodka bottle.....To get him on a British transport ship when the unit sailed from Egypt to fight with the British 8th Army in the Italian campaign, he was officially drafted into the Polish Army as a private and was listed among the soldiers of the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of the Polish II Corps. Henryk Zacharewicz and Dymitr Szawlugo were assigned as his caretakers.

Wojtek saw action during Monte Casino and would help his fellow soldiers transport ammunition. That's how the 22nd Artillery Supply Company got its insignia.

Following the war Wojtek rose through the ranks and went on to command the Polish army from 1958 until his death in 1963.

Man Dies In Convenience Store Beer Fridge Locker

Kenner Police say a man died inside a beer cooler at a convenient store on Airline Drive overnight, but no one knew he was there until they found his very cold body this morning.


New Conspiracy Theory: Do Juice Boxes Make You Gay?

[Jones] claims the government is “encouraging homosexuality with chemicals so that people don’t have children” and that he has the documentation to prove it. Upon cutting open a juice box to show the plastic membrane supposedly filled with said chemicals he concludes, “After [little boys] are done drinking your juices, [they’re] ready to go out and have a baby… [they’re] ready to put together a garden of roses… [they’re] ready to go put lipstick on…”

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Find an email address or phone number for the website in question and talk to a person who has the authority to grant your takedown request. Most websites have a Contact Us link at the bottom of their home pages.

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Feel Good Story Of The Day: Vet Pulls Gun On Burglar

Sikes, who is wheelchair-bound, says he was watching TV when he heard a noise, and saw a man standing in the hallway of his home. He says he didn't hesitate to grab his handgun when he heard the noise.

"I reached and got the gun out of my drawer and kind of raised it up," Sikes said. "He took off and ran out the front door."

BBC Video Captures Moment When Squirrel Realizes He Is Being Stalked By A Leopard


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