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Sunday, 23 February 2014

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Onni said he was inspired by his wife to win the contest.

OSLO, Norway - Onni Ristopani, 36, has always had a tremendous fondness for sardine sandwiches and now, it has finally paid off.

Ristopani has just won The 57th Annual Oslo Sardine Sandwich Eating Contest by devouring a total of 313 sardine sandwiches.

The second place finisher only managed to eat 191 of the fish delights.

Onni was awarded a beautiful three-foot tall trophy of a sardine sandwich along with a check for $1,917 [U.S.].

When asked by the news media what he plans on doing with the money, he grinned and said that he was going to use it to get his wife Hanna's knockers enlarged from a size B-Cup to a size D-Cup.

SIDENOTE: Onni confided to a local newspaper reporter that his wife's choice was a 62-inch Big Screen TV.

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