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@Dodgers @yungjoc650 Could have found a better ending frame for the video…

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simoncholland A Vietnamese Italian fusion restaurant called Pho-gettaboutit

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Sep 15th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@danthat I’m not even from England, and I know that’s solid Maths.

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@willie Lessons learned by Apple in the naming of “Mac OS X” = zero.

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Twitching muscle on the back of my shoulder just had me look to see if someone was trying to get my attention. HashtagBlessed

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@joenobk Probably wise to have so few exceptions. Less need to think when it comes time to cut the pole to the requ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4C

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Only once have I tried out to be in a movie. (Obviously I didn’t get the part.)

The lead actor in that movie has now passed on.

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- Your child’s vomit in the middle of the night - 1… but let’s be honest, you’re going to touch it, because that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QW

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- Eat (even more rotten) huitlacoche - 6

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Maybe we should start a guide
- A dead bat found in your front yard, missing one wing - 1
- A discussion about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tm

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Is there a set of rules dictating the length of the pole you wouldn’t use to touch an undesirable thing? “I wouldn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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Plus…
- Pan
- Cotten Tail
- Rabbit
- Piper
- Paul and Mary
- James and John
- and any phallic references

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The repeated insinuations about my supposed preference for a certain large autumnal orange squash, and an inability..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…at

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@darth That would suck.



I’m sorry. I’ll show myself out.

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@joenobk 01001100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110100 0111010..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…38

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Good thing this computer I’m using has Netscape Communicator 4.77 on it. It’ll go great with this Internet Explorer 5.1.6.

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My favorite player is retiring. I’m emotionally adrift. What a joy he was to watch. Good luck to him in the next ph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MU

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@manuginobili Congratulations, and thank you. You’ve been a joy to watch, and a great inspiration. I’ll continue to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sz

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