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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"If I ever catch an Alien Aisha, I think I'm going to box all of its ears. Their food is disgusting. You wouldn't even believe it. All the Grundos swear by it, but I think I've sworn it off."


Be A Better Neopian



"Go away," you shout through the door harshly. Sadly, the once enthusiastic group of Neopets departs. A young one starts sniffling softly as they trek over to the next house, but you pay no mind. You're too busy complaining about how you have nothing good to prepare for breakfast while your pet glares hungrily at all the perfectly edible and delicious food you're passing up. You head...

Pound Chat Terminology



Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all. Why, what with the dozens of abbreviations and acronyms, it's more than enough to scare any newcomers away! This guide was made in hopes of helping you overcome those fears. Here you will find the most common terminology of the Pound Chat...

Make A Personal 50k A Day Guide


Using this method should give you more games than you need to play to make 50k a day. Now you have a choice in further editing your list by removing games that take longer to play to get the score needed for 1k NP per game (which will in effect cut down the time you need to play to gain your 50k a day)...

Other Stories
"The Old Switcheroo" by liouchan
Of course, there were rumours, as there always were. The legend of a secret shape-shifting item or of an artefact of great power, spread around by dubious researchers who had run out of funds. However, those rumours only held any meaning for people who had the right contacts and experience to actually confirm them, like Kanrik...

"Terror at 20,000,000 Feet" by emblo93
There were, Landin thought, only two real certainties in life. The first was the unreliability of maintenance technicians, and the second was the unfathomable need for the higher-ups to run the alarm system at any and all hours for "emergency testing." Even though there was no concept of "night" on the Space Station, there was...

"The First Time" by archetype
The first time Kass felt weak, he was picking himself up from the ground. If anyone asked, he would tell them that he had simply tripped. But Kass knew better. And so did Galgarroth, who had walked away but not without a final sneer over his shoulder. Alright, so, maybe he was getting annoyed at Galgarroth's constant boasts about...


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Magic and Mayhem: Part Three
"Princess!"

Princess Sandra nearly leaps out of her fur when her Kyrii friend appears behind her in a puff of scarlet smoke.

by thedoggirl_97


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The Best Defense is a Good Offense
You can't be immune to Random Events, but you can always have a strong Active Pet.

by _dragon_legacy

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Blimps
No pain, no grain!

Written by patjade

by saiyamewomen


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Doctor Gelert PHD
Doctor Gelert brought to you by these proud sponsors:

by nova_bee

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So Says the Slorg!
...Why was that on the menu on Roo Island?

by supercheezee



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