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Sunday, 8 November 2009

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Welsh Commandos mass outside Dublin tonight

As predicted last week, the X Factor has proved to be more insidious than Hitler, and has sparked a new European War.

Jones the Steam the secretive leader of the Welsh National Liberation Army "The Viet Taff" has announced that with the demise of Welsh Warbler Lucy, in favour of the inexplicable Jedward, the massed Commando ranks of the Viet Taff would be mounting a raid on Dublin, home of the genital lesions known formerly known as John and Edward.

Jones who has previously promised "fierce and bloody vengeance" upon Ireland and the bastard sons of Louis Walsh, has vowed to personally smash Leeks into Walsh's fundament with a ballpeen hammer, and to ensure that the massed Sheep-borne Cavalry of Llandudno would get "religious" on Jedward's collective asses.

Wales is the second Euro State to openly declare war on Southern Ireland, following hot on the heels of the Viet Jock attack on Roscommon.

John and Edward were unavailable for comment tonight having been taken into hiding with Louis Walsh in the Irish government's top secret war bunker located at 37 Spud Street, Dublin.

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