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Funny story: President McBoing-Boing Clears The Air With His Answers

President McBoing-Boing Clears The Air With His Answers

BILLINGSGATE POST: President McBoing-Boing wasn’t doing well as he read from his Teleprompter last week. Like usual, he was looking forward to answering soft ball questions from the Press Corp. They say it all started when Joe was two— That’s…

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Funny story: Jazz Musician Censured for Having Fat-Shaming Nickname

Jazz Musician Censured for Having Fat-Shaming Nickname

Jazz trombonist Leroy “Jelly Roll” Wickham has faced public censure for continuing to allow himself to be called by his allegedly fat-shaming nickname. “There’s no shame in eating sweets, including jelly rolls, and having a large-sized body,” note…

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Funny story: Nashville Man Inspired to Learn Poetry Doesn't Have to Rhyme

Nashville Man Inspired to Learn Poetry Doesn't Have to Rhyme

Although artistically minded, Wesley Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, had always considered poetry beyond his creative reach – until he learned that it does not necessarily have to rhyme. “I feel like such a doofus,” said Biggs. “All this time I’ve...

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Funny story: Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

New Yawk, New Yawk -- Dr. Seuss, who died in 1999, has just published a new book, What Pet Should I Get? A parody of the Dick and Jane readers by which Americans became illiterate during the 1950s, the book is written in what critics contend is "m...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Reads to Children in Hospital

Ted Cruz Reads to Children in Hospital

Children being treated at a Washington, D.C. hospital got a welcome surprise Tuesday when Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) gave them a bedtime reading of "Green Eggs and Ham," the classic Dr. Seuss story about health care reform. "I'm an Ass," he began, standing before the roomful of sick children in their hospital beds. "Ass I am. "That Ass I am! That Ass I am! I will not treat you Ass I am.

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Funny story: Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

The senate voted on Wednesday to terminate Senator Ted Cruz's (R-TX) marathon speech. For 21 hours and 19 minutes, Cruz leveled a verbal assault on President Obama's signature healthcare law. The unanimous vote came after Senators could no longer sta...

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Funny story: Prince William has invited Charlie Sheen to his Bachelor Night

Prince William has invited Charlie Sheen to his Bachelor Night

Charlie Sheen sent an invitation to Charlie Sheen to invite himself to Prince William's Bachelor Party. When Charlie was asked by one of our 'shaplier' Spoof Writers, if he would be attending the 'party' he answered, "Dark Blue with white strip...

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Funny story: Scholar Claims Dr. Seuss Hid Key to Understanding Universe in Books

Scholar Claims Dr. Seuss Hid Key to Understanding Universe in Books

Chicago, IL - "Silly, fantastical, make-believe stories are what most people think of when they think of Dr. Seuss," claims Dr. Werner Schteinkel, who has been studying Dr. Seuss books his entire career trying to figure out if they are just nonsense...

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Funny story: BP Exec Has a Dr. Seuss Day in Congress

BP Exec Has a Dr. Seuss Day in Congress

Washington D.C. somewhere between Whoville and maybe a leper colony. The following news story was pre-recorded in front of a group of 4 year olds and found to be of suitable news content to be submitted to the Spoof. The whole world was watchin...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Comment Prompts Look inside George W. Bush's Library

Paul McCartney Comment Prompts Look inside George W. Bush's Library

Aside from a few die-hard Republicans who can't bring themselves to believe that George W. Bush is not the sharpest tool in the shed, most people thought Paul McCartney's joke regarding George Bush not knowing what a library is was pretty funny and s...

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Funny story: A Study On The Military Tactics Of Tweetle Beetles

A Study On The Military Tactics Of Tweetle Beetles

In 1965, Dr. Theodore "Seuss" Geisel published his war study, Fox in Socks. The final 20% of the book discusses tactics and strategy employed by Tweetle Beetles in battle conditions. One sentence reads, "When beetles fight their battles in a bo...

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Funny story: Come Again, What's That You Say? Old Dr. Seuss Was a Nazi. No Way!

Come Again, What's That You Say? Old Dr. Seuss Was a Nazi. No Way!

I hear the new Horton film, it sure is quite slick. But did you know that its writer was an evil old prick?...

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Funny story: Horton, the Elephant, Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Horton, the Elephant, Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Horton, the famous elephant who heard a Who, has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr.

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