REPUBLICAN (punching): eat shit. eat shit you piece of shit!!!

DEMOCRAT (being punched): these are politics of division. we have to come together

REPUBLICAN (pushing dem down flight of stairs): i hope you die!!!!!

DEMOCRAT (bleeding, bruised): if only we understood each other

REMEMBER TO BE THE VANGUARD OF DESTRUCTION YOU WANT TO BE IN THE WORLD.

STAY POSITIVE FRIENDS!

scientists have discovered that free will DOES exist, but only birds have it

Petition to replace the term 'walking simulator' with 'stroll-playing game'

Tootdon is the #8 social app on the Google Play Store currently, btw.

"Let's play a game, to help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."







So found Tootdon as an app for Mastodon, and it seems to work pretty well.

Oh wow help Mastodon is full of newbies. :D

Good, up-to-date, reliable instances with nice admins that are open, if you wanna try it:

witches.town
wandering.shop
glitch.social
mastodon.art
queer.party

They All Ban Nazis.

Folks who're annoyed about the inability to move to another instance without being able to take your followers with you:

"Account migration" has been a feature request on the Github issue list for quite a long time. github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

It is a BIG job, but it is on the list and the devs are aware of it. It could take a long time.

Clicking through to the issue on Github and clicking "thumbs-up" and leaving a comment about your suboptimal new-user experience is really helpful.

CC @chuckwendig

I'm gonna take a little pressure off m.s - I'll be posting as @noelle@elekk.xyz for a while.

(Hey, if you're into /#gameing and hate the 'gate, come sign up on elekk.xyz!)

The mastodon stages:

1: getting used to the interface

2: discovering that most people are just people, engaged in everyday adventures, big & small

3: the allure of the notification sound

4: a gradual getting used to the fact that not everything is about US politics, and that it's okay to filter it out on a macro level

5: a quiet moment when you think "there can still be poetry in this world"

6: some sort of reconciliation with the quantum magic that is the federated timeline

7: pineapples

So what's a good Droid phone app for Mastodon? Is there one already?

The burning question in my brain right now...

How is Diablo 3 XBX Enhanced but Overwatch is not?

No one has yet yelled at me about how I ruined yet, or called me a "cuck," so this is already a win. GOOD JORB,

Oh, and I'm not related to the Overwatch Reaper guy at all.

Though I do think he and Soldier76 make an adorable couple

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So, a little bit about me. I'm a Reaper in Dark Space, waiting for Humanity to finally get to the point where they are worth harvesting.

Frankly, with how the past 2 years have gone... I'm not firing up the mass effect drives anytime soon guys.

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