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Quote of the Week


"I'M NOT INSANE! JUST TRAGICALLY EVIL!" he yelled as he was being tugged along by the struggling Chias down the hallway.


Gnorbu Shearing Day



It is the sixth day of Sleeping, Gnorbu Shearing Day! Regardless of where they are, Neopia Central, Kreludor or Shenkuu, owners all over the worlds gather this day to trim their Gnorbus. Admittedly, they do need a fair bit of trimming after the cold winter Month of Collecting as their fur gets knotted...

Resolutions on a Budget



Did your pets overindulge during the Month of Giving? Are those new wearables you bought them a little too tight? On the last day of the year it is traditional for Neopians to make Resolutions for the New Year ahead, generally involving things like doing more exercise and not eating all the...

Key Quest Domination


The introduction of Key Quest (KQ) to Neopets filled a spot that had previously been left empty in those of us who enjoy board games. Not only can we now play a fun and competitive game, but we also have the chance to get some pretty neat prizes from it! However, in order to be a high roller and get...

Other Stories
"The Hunter" by spotlightstarzafara
"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said. The blue Lupe growled darkly, struggling and fiercely thrashing against the invisible binds. He leveled the Chias with a death glare that threatened to end him, his cop buddy, and all of his posterity. "You have the right to growl," the Chia...

"The Travels of a Would-Be Knight" by daniecelpines
"Okay, Grandpa Han's old, he's got an excuse. But I figured a knight of Meridell'd be tougher than this," said Scout, arching an eyebrow at Roxias. "I'm not a knight yet, Scout," said Roxias tiredly. "I'm a squire. I won't become a knight till after I finish my pilgrimage..."

"Half Baked" by dewdropzz
She noticed the bulletin board on the back wall and unconsciously made her way over to it. She didn't often look at the bulletin board, as it rarely advertised anything she found interesting. Today, however, she saw a poster for something right up her alley: A Day of Giving cookie contest! Zami gasped. Baking was...


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On a Thin Line: Samuel No Eyes
Him again? Really?

by silvergullmon77

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Happy New Year!
Costume Party

Idea by magnetismo

by cevierakasky


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The Hunter
"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said.

The blue Lupe growled darkly...

by spotlightstarzafara


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Neopia's Top New Years Fashions
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a fashionista in possession of a good wardrobe, must showcase her best design on New Year's Eve.

by fireairshadow

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Half Baked
"Nonsense! It's never too cold to swim. As long as you're in an indoor pool."

by dewdropzz



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