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Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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Guests at President Sancho Ventana's 70th surprise birthday party.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is very upset with the president of Brazil and he has demanded an apology.

The North Korean leader did not appreciate Brazilian President Sancho Ventana saying on a Rio De Janeiro talk show that Kim Jong Un buys his missiles at flea markets in Haiti.

President Ventana further stated that when Kim Jong Un grows up he will buy him a Shetland pony.

Kim Jong Un replied that he does not have a working relationship with the Haitian government and even if he did he would never buy a missile or missile parts from that little bitty Caribbean Ocean nation.

He then stated that he is already grown up and he will not get any taller and if President Ventana does not apologize for that Shetland pony comment then he can expect to see a North Korean missile heading toward his country within 35 days.

STORY UPDATE: Word just out of the Brazilian capital is that President Ventana has called up Kim Jong Un and offered his sincerest apologies for his insensitive remarks.

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