User:Gert5/Templates

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edit Random Templates

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User:Gert5/Templates/QG
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A random template, also known as a QG - Quote Generator
User:Gert5/Templates/QGUser
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SMD This user is a scrooge and enjoys keeping money for theirself and killing all who try to steal it.


A random template, also known as QCU - Quote Generator User
User:Gert5/Templates/MutantLevel
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Human habitrail This area is an Anti-nuclear area. If you are a Zombie, note that you are alive from the dead no-more and will fall together within 5 seconds

Let your users know if they're in danger!
User:Gert5/Templates/RandomAward
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[[File:Crocrocroc|link=http://www.uncyclopedia.com]]
Winner of the Crocodile of the week award


Show off with awards you never won.

edit Not random

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User:Gert5/Templates/Estonia
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Crappy Estonian Crap
Estonia Geography, Communication, Tallinn 2020 Summer Olympics Bid
Misc. Wilde on Estonia, Stoneball, Rock and Roll (food)
Politics Edgar's Prayer, Edgar Savisaar
Best for pages related to Estonia
User:Gert5/Templates/Somethingevil
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Something evil
User:Gert5/Templates/Actions
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Actions of life and death
Start | Be born | Sleep | Play | Study | Sleep | Play | Kill | Live | Go to jail | Be free | Travel | Go to the cemetery | Die | End
Actions of life and death and everything
User:Gert5/Templates/UnText
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UnTv User:Gert5/Templates/UnText
User:Gert5/Templates/GuestActor
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[[Image:{{{2}}}|40px]] This user wants to be Guest Starring in {{{3}}}.

Guest Actor
User:Gert5/Templates/svgiskewl
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Epoch.

edit Stub templates

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User:Gert5/Templates/Stub1
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Stub template 1
User:Gert5/Templates/Stub2
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[[Category:{{{1}}}]] Stub template 2
User:Gert5/Templates/Stub3
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[[Category:{{{1}}}]] Stub template 3

edit NoStub templates

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User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub2
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No Stub template 1
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub3
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No Stub template 2
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub4
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No Stub template 3

edit Day counters

Types of NoStub pages.


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User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub1
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1 day
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub5
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2 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub6
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3 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub7
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4 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub8
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5 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub9
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6days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub10
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Over 1 week
User:Gert5/Templates/NRV2
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lololololololol

edit Cool non-Random non-User Page article templateS

I just call them "C.R.A.P.s"


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User:Gert5/Templates/GrassRoots
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This is a Grassy Root article and yawns about something or is a part of something and wants to yell it out. It is ranked with the following icon: http://www.crime.org/images/icons_white/{{{1}}}.gif

These are the icons, with their meanings:

grassroots.gif - "My Tree burned to ash"

prisonoutreach.gif - "I wen't to jail"

The part-of-something icons:

sexual_abuse.gif - "I'm against the Red Cross and hate it in every possible way"

outsource.gif - "I am in the lot-o-cash Inc. and have already earned {{{2}}} socks"

Show your article's status!
User:Gert5/Templates/Articles
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UnZeta Alphabet

A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
Aa Ab Ac Ad Ae
Af Ag Ah Ai Aj
Ak Al Am An Ao
Ap Aq Ar As
At Au Av Aw Ax

Articles by me 1
User:Gert5/Templates/Articles2
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Articles by UnZeta

Cart
Dancism
Everybody blames me
Grue Eating Habits
Image file formats
Liquid OS
MacSoft
Microsoft releases it's own image file format
My chemistry project:Main Page
New Zork
Osamba bin Laden
Permanent Drastic Shocking Skin Disorder
Plikting
Rabdon
Rabdon Films
Rabdon-Michael
Real IQ Test
Rubbin and Ted
SambaTV
Shoes (TV Series)
UnBlog
UnLyrics
UnQuest
WtWb-up
Zilko

Books

The store

News

UnNews:20 000 articles collapse into Uncyclopedia|20 000 articles collapse into Uncyclopedia
UnNews:Elizabeth MCVXII visits West-onia|Elizabeth MCVXII visits West-onia
Huge riot in Estonia due to a statue
U.S. investment in Iraqi reconstruction reported perfect
Microsoft releases it's own image file format

HowTos

How to build a gaming console from a kitchen appliance

Articles by me 2
User:Gert5/Templates/RedButton
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Redbutton
Press Red now to {{{1}}} or keep reading to learn about Uncyclopedia Controller 3000 and your abilities, if you are a superhero.

UCC3k?

The Uncyclopedia Controller 3000 is a famous work of art by DaVinci. If you are a dog you may need some glasses. It gives the power of control in Uncyclopedia. You may use this control for good only. It does'nt listen to bad.

Buttons

The buttons are easy. The controller contains only 5 buttons. The big red one is for making Actions Anonymous and the rest are cursor keys. You may also use them to curse somebody.

Usable as...

You may use the Controller if your mouse is broken. Mine sure is. It can also be used as a TV remote, but that would be hard, to use the Controller to control the Remote to remote the TV to remote your eyes O_o.

The big version

The big version includes 20 buttons :filters, type-a-filter keyboard (Y,O,U,R,M,O,M, A, SEE DICK), search filter set, Filter images, Filter colors, Filter big text, Filter small text, Filter facts, Filter green, Filter wikipedia, Filter noob-edits and Filter Users-only and no cursor or big key!

Filters

The big version includes filters, which may filter UC stuff, like Your mom, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, See Dick do stuff and who can forget "Pink"

Where to buy

You may buy this crazy thang at Morty's! The free family shop (buy-a-family service, rates UCC1K as family member... He is soo right.

Hell of a long template

How long has this thang been goin' on? This's one big thang. Bigger than life and everything in it!

It's gonna take...

It's gonna take a hell of a write to max this template! I think I already see the See Alsoes. Yep... Ain't nothing gonna beat this template! But hell, your mom's writing did. She is a hell of a writer. Whoopi!

Shortypants

This text is yet smaller then the template, but even more sized than the code. Heh! The code is tiny like your Smiddledworpenthang, whatever that is.

Different uses

The UCC3K can be an acronym for U see Chiro as a Triplet or Kid

Small scroll for an awesome template

You can scroll down quick, but can you read that quick too? Try it.

A parody on The Red Button
User:Gert5/Templates/RedButton2
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Redbutton
Press Red now to {{{1}}}.

This is an interactive template. It cannot be used by mouse or keyboard. It only works with the UCC3K! For more info, see The Red Button or the template

The second short one
User:Gert5/Templates/unbookvfh
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UnPukes

edit Public Templates

Released to public.


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splintern
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Template:Splintern first. public. appearance. template - F-PAT
Random award
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[[File:Jesus-pastor|link=http://www.uncyclopedia.com]]
Winner of the Uncyclopedia Jesus of eternity award


Released after being at home with mommy
User mutant level
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Human habitrail This area is an Anti-nuclear area. If you are a Zombie, note that you are alive from the dead no-more and will fall together within 5 seconds

Tell ur visit0rs if the re n diner
Pork
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Flying Pig This article or section was originally porked from {{{1}}}.


Sporked!
User Homer
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Homer6 This user is Homer and is here to say, he will eat some ACC 200 from Germany and he will not die
I'm O'homera Simpsona'h and I'm here to say,


I will eat your little toe and I will not pay

IBCS
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Template:IBCS International Board of Comedy and Satire approval
Soundwanted
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SO*ND!
BuiltByMe
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Licensed under the superStrict License of [[User:{{{user}}}|{{{user}}}]]. Cool-wilde
Copyright Template!!
DB
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oost!
trivia
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SLÄVE!
User whatlaugh
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VFH? This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.
lawl
Harry Potter
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Harry Potter
Characters Hairy Potter · Ron Weasley · Albus Dumbledore · Severus Snape · Sirius Black · Luna Lovegood · Dobby · Lord Voldemort
Books List of Harry Potter Books · J.K. Rowling · First Draft · Catholic Church Version · Worst 100 Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series of All Time
Places Hogwarts
Misc. Spells · Ripoffs · Snape kills Dumbledore · Dumbledore's closet · Potter's Sexuality · Inevitable Musical (Sequel)
Hairy!
Admins
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Admins, sysops and all of the above
Types Admins · Administrators · Wiki Administrators · Adminses · In Uncyclopedia · Sysops · List of sysops
Culture

User Guidelines · IA Guidelines · Becoming one · Banning · Tools · Anger

Utilities Ban Patrol · Quick Redeeming Value Verification
lode

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