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Just what do you think you're writing, Dave?


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Open the pod bay doors, Hal

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. HalLogo

What's the problem? | I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. | What are you talking about, HAL? | I don't know what you're talking about, HAL. | I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. | Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL? | Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. | Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. | Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.

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I'm sorry, Dave. Macmania does not compute.


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