One-Armed Hot Girl Baffles TwitteratiS

Ed Henry is still bitter about a college rejection letter; Jack Shafer might be an actual robot and Susan Orlean's laptop is l33t. The Twitterati revealed unexpected things about themselves.

One-Armed Hot Girl Baffles TwitteratiS

Slate's Jack Shafer now has people wondering whether he is, literally, humorless. It's either that or he's a bad joke-teller.

One-Armed Hot Girl Baffles TwitteratiS

If crazy New Yorker cat lady Susan Orlean has an actual RAID array on her laptop, we're turning in our geek cards immediately.

One-Armed Hot Girl Baffles TwitteratiS

This is why you should never agree to let the writer Touré ask you a hypothetical question.

One-Armed Hot Girl Baffles TwitteratiS

CNN's Ed Henry can't get anywhere near Notre Dame without mentioning, preferably to a national audience, how the university rejected him once, long ago.

One-Armed Hot Girl Baffles TwitteratiS

CNET"s Natali Del Conte kinda liked being coerced into going to spin class.


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