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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Arres » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:44 pm

I normally call the people who mis-send me email, but I love the idea of simply cancelling the reservation. You sir, are a hero. I think the best one I ever got was to a posh Las Vegas bachelor party. After chatting with the group about not being the Allen they thought I was, they suggested that I come instead because I was more amusing. Alas, I couldn't. But had I still been single....
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:39 pm

Haha, that sounds awesome :D

I have no such luck. Mine are rarely all that entertaining. At best I get a boring, "So sorry about that!" type response. At worst I get, "SCREW YOU WHY YOU DONT JUST IGNORE WHAT A JERK LIKE YOU NEVER MADE A MISTAKE" or something along those lines. Most of the time I simply get no response, so I stopped responding except on rare occasion when it seems innocent enough.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:58 pm

This one took me by surprise...
from: MEMS2@qmrs.com.au
to: (me and a whole bunch of others)
date: Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 10:21 PM
subject: New Incident of Type Fire Created

A new Incident was created in MEMS2:
Incident Location: CHPP (?)
Incident Type: Fire
Date of Incident: 15/04/2014 10:19:15
Time of Call: 15/04/2014 10:18:33
Date of Response: 15/04/2014 18:10:00
Current Situation: we will die

Incident Control Team:
CEO: Andrew Campbell
Duty Manager: Alfred Newman
Planning Controller: Robert James
Operation Controller: Henry McAllister



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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:03 pm

Just run of the mill junk.
from: renato cuesta renato.cuesta@yahoo.com
to: (me)
date: Wed, Apr 9, 2014 at 9:52 PM

(no text)

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:09 pm

This one was sweet, actually, and from someone who's mis-emailed me before, too. I'll include my reply and her response as well. Note she has a typo in her address book entry regardless.
from: Ruth Publicover <ripublicover@hotmail.com>
to: deacon pubkicover (my address)
date: Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 8:44 AM
subject: (no subject)

Happy Easter Deacon
Nama was thinking about your early this morning. Your gifts and card are precious to me.
I have the pictures up I feel so grateful for you and all the talents you have.
We are about ready for church.
Will write soon.
Love You
Nama.
from: (me)
to: Ruth Publicover <ripublicover@hotmail.com>
date: Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 9:52 AM

I'm flattered, but surely you meant to send this to someone else, right?
from: Ruth Publicover <ripublicover@hotmail.com>
to: deacon pubkicover (my address)
date: Sun, Apr 20, 2014 at 2:08 PM

Sorry, thanks for letting me know I made an error in the name.
Happy Easter.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by BtEO » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:38 pm

Deacon wrote:This one took me by surprise...
Current Situation: we will die
Holy crap!

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:24 pm

I know, right? Surely it was some sort of test, not part of the dharma initiative.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by ampersand » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:00 pm

You should pitch the "we will die" memo to the makers of Silent Hill, would make a great Umbrella Corporation episode.

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:00 pm

Haha, it is rather perfect...
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:48 pm

There is ALWAYS school tomorrow, Giselle (who is on Google Plus). I replied to set her straight on that point.
from: Giselle Maynard giselle.maynard@mail.tt
to: (me)
date: Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 6:15 PM
subject: No school tomorrow

Hi, can you confirm that there is no school tomorrow?

Thanks
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Post by Gowerlypuff » Wed May 07, 2014 1:08 pm

Hi 9th grade parents. Invitations to the 9th grade formal were mailed last week. I have attached the consent
form in case you did not receive one.

Please let your children know that they do not need to have a date to attend!

We will need parent volunteers for chaperones that evening from 8-11pm. Please email
Lori Cooper ( jamcooper@me.com) if you are interested.

This is not a school sponsored event...more of a tradition. We need volunteers to make
it happen!

Thanks,
<Name>
It's good that my kid doesn't need a date to attend. I could imagine that being awkward.
I have replied to all of these, every time saying "THAT'S NOT ME", but alas nothing being done.

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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Wed May 07, 2014 4:02 pm

Haha I love it. At the moment I'm having a conversation with a group of old people in Florida who are part of a Croquet and Coffee Club. I'm trying to convince them to disband. Nobody has questioned why I'm part of the conversation.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Gowerlypuff » Wed May 07, 2014 5:47 pm

"Remember joining Power Up Rewards today?

If not, you should see a brain doctor."

Well, shit.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Thu May 08, 2014 5:29 am

Time to give the ol' NHS a try.
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Re: Namesakes emails

Post by Deacon » Fri May 23, 2014 8:22 pm

I've been remiss in keeping these up, but here's one from today. This is not your run of the mill silliness. Check out that subject line. Yes, really.
from: Carlett'e Shavers (ministershavers@gmail.com)
to: ms Ellen (actually me)
date: Fri, May 23, 2014 at 12:46 PM
subject: The cleaning of your apartment consisted of washing of the walls vaccuming the window seals, cleaning the closets out ,sweeping the floors, moping and waxing ,cleaning the bathroom, and refrigerator 8hr. Cleaning the apt painting of the apt was 181/2 hours ,also thee out side takes me some times between 2 and 3 hours depending on trash that is blown on the grass and in between the trees with in three days the smell will be completely gone by Tuesday evening.

body: Greetings, Ms. Allen
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