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Thursday, 15 July 2010

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The Isle of Wight was deserted this morning, when rumours started to spread that Skoob1999 was visiting for the day.

Schools, offices and even police stations were empty.

Many people have fled to the Black Gang Chine and buried themselves in the deepest caverns.

The ferry terminal at Cowes has been sealed shut and the Royal Navy are on full alert. Admiral Nestle said his men were ready for anything.

Every hotel and guest house is boarded up. Dog kennels have been evacuated and the cattery has been sold to the Chinese.

The last communication from the island was received from Coast Guard, Jack Hawkins. In a tense voice he said; "He's been here before, swam ashore in Sandown, only went to one pub, the landlord has been in a mental hospital since. please don't tell him where I live".

The Queen has sent a message of sympathy to islanders.

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