Reader Roundup

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For the love of werewolves, thank Jacob it's Friday!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Coin Toss: Hail Mary, full of grace,
my coins are with thee,
trusted art thou with my life's savings,
and blessed is this pile of leave under which it is hidden.
Holy Mary, high rolling mother of God, pray for big winnings now and until I get back from Vegas next week.
Amen.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Let's Get Biblical: "So what if Sarah Palin didn't write this book? Even Jamal Jenkins and Lenni Frazier used a ghostwriter to solve crimes!" And! "And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel sent from God unto a city of Wasilla, to a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Levi, of the house of Meth; and the virgin's name was Bristol. And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail! thou that art highly favored, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among snowbillies." • Plus: "And Levi begat Tripp, and Tripp begat Pip, and Pip begat Pippin, and Pippin begat Frodo..." Followed by: "And Sarah begat Trig, Uncle of Trip;
But nay, Trig is the half-Brother of Trip,
sayeth Andrew of the Sullites." • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!: "would it kill K-stew to smile just fucking once? Iwant to smash her one. IF it wasnt for this movie and all these people wanting to take your picture no one would give a rats ass who you were and you'd be back from whence you came and then you would have something to sneer at." Yeah… No.

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Sarah's hoping you all get crabs. I'm hoping you get knighted.
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