Talk:Austria

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edit Canada?

Any plausible reason why Austria has given up its homeland and moved to canda? =p--DracoFlameus 01:57, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

edit whatever

Austria, derivative from the German word hausetre, named so for it's predominant phenomenal crop of house trees. A common form of this miraculous species is known as "treehouse" and is found in certain areas of the U.S.

Hausetre. Actually Austria is evolved from that word. They named their country out of this natural phenomenon.

To search for supplementary factoids on this particular historical accuracy, instead of dot.com you have to go on the German sphere of cyberspace. Try German google. It's spelled "gockle".

When I google gockle all I get is information on family trees.

gockle = family TREES. Families LIVED in haustres (or house-trees) and there you go.

p.s. You know the Austrians don't want EVERYONE getting wind of this spectacular forestry?? People would be trying to make their own and steal them and combine them with other plants - the houses would clearly be unstable.Housetree

edit From Pee Review

Rewrote article, focussed it on kangaroos, now it needs a pee review to get some more inspiration. Themanwithoutapast 19:29, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Humour: 6 Personally I thought the start was the best, and the rest was alright. Towards the end the Kangaroo jokes got a little old, but I liked how you managed to put a different spin on them every time, especially the bit about kangaroo armies. I recommend going completely overboard with the kangaroo jokes, like maybe putting "kangaroos" in the country table at the top left.
Concept: 7 Good Concept, plenty to write about if you can think about it, and pretty funny, too.
Prose and formatting: 6 Good formatting, but the end was a little weak, and kind of hard to understand. Also, there were a few spelling and Grammer mistakes, just read it through one more time and you should catch most of them.
Images: 7.5 I liked your images, they definately added to the article in general
Miscellaneous: 7 Good ideas, keep working at it!
Final Score: 33.5 Great job if this is your first attempt! I'd recommend reading through it, beginning to end, not only to look for any errors, but also to add new jokes that pop into your head and delete the old ones that you don't think are funny. Other than that, a great read is Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, just for getting ideas. If you don't like my comments, ask someone else, I'm still pretty n00bish myself.
Reviewer: The Man of Led 15:23, 6 April 2007 (UTC)


edit Changings in "Austrias Image"-Section

To 71.161.6.142:
I deleted most of ur changings for two reasons

  • First: This is actually not about Germany, so writing a whole paragraph about Germany in the "Austrias Image" Section doesn't make much sense. It was good written though and would surely fit somewhere in the article about Germany.
  • Second: The "sucking at wars" meant to describe the only similarity between Germans and Austrians. The way u changed it, Austria suddenly admitted that they were the only country sucking at war and hence destroyed the whole joke =p I changed my original text a bit, so that this should be obvious now.

--DracoFlameus 09:31, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

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