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Jimmy Kimmel, King of the Trolls: Host Reveals ‘Twerk Fail’ Hoax

September 10, 2013
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Jimmy Kimmel, King of the Trolls: Host Reveals ‘Twerk Fail’ Hoax

If you are a person who uses the internet, chances are you watched or are at least aware of the Youtube video “Worst Twerk Fail EVER,” which went uber viral last week (9 million views and counting). Well, guess what you guys? We’ve all been trolled. Hard. On tonight’s episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”...
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WTF Friday: Snake Found in San Antonio Starbucks Toilet

September 6, 2013
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WTF Friday: Snake Found in San Antonio Starbucks Toilet

Bruce Ahlswede and his wife Michele were at the Starbucks at Bandera Road and Loop 1604 this week when he came upon a slithering reptile in the men’s room. KSAT reports that Ahlswede had just wrapped up a business presentation when he stumbled upon what is most likely a Texas rat snake “freaking out” in the...
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13th Floor Haunted House Auditions Start Today

September 4, 2013
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13th Floor Haunted House Auditions Start Today

If you frequently think about zombies and vampires or how you can make yourself look like you are one, you might be interested in auditioning for a role in San Antonio’s 13th Floor Haunted House. The fall attraction, infamous for its frightening characters and scenes, is looking for 50 terrifying actors and actresses to...
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GIFs Now Allowed On Facebook (!!!!!)

August 29, 2013
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GIFs Now Allowed On Facebook (!!!!!)

It’s finally happened! GIF search engine, Giphy, has cracked the GIFs on Facebook code. No longer will you suffer silently, unable to take to FB to express your joy/anger/grief/indifference/salutations/confusion/love for Tim Duncan and/or Jennifer Lawrence via that hilarious animated image you stumbled upon on Tumblr/Reddit/anywhere else on the internet but Facebook until now. Giphy...
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Texas Pastafarian First American To Don Pasta Strainer In License Photo

August 26, 2013
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Texas Pastafarian First American To Don Pasta Strainer In License Photo

Texas Tech student Eddie Castillo had been battling DPS for a month before he was finally given the go-ahead to don a spaghetti colander on his head for his license photo. The headwear is the chosen religious apparel of Pastafarians, a religion which Castillo practices. We’re no strangers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster here,...
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“Not a Single Word of Love”: A Viral Sensation

August 23, 2013
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“Not a Single Word of Love”: A Viral Sensation

Here’s the story, in a nutshell: in 2011, Argentine Santiago Barrios bought an answering machine at a Buenos Aires flea market. Inside the machine was a cassette tape containing 12 messages, eight of which had been left 15 years ago by a distraught woman (María Teresa) trying to get in touch with her estranged...
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Best Express-News Headline Ever?

August 20, 2013
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It might rain today, the E-N reports.
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Morrissey + Charlie Brown = World’s Most Depressing Mashup Tumblr, ‘This Charming Charlie’

August 15, 2013
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Morrissey + Charlie Brown = World’s Most Depressing Mashup Tumblr, ‘This Charming Charlie’

Tumblr du jour ‘This Charming Charlie‘ is the brainchild of Lauren LoPrete, a graphic designer based in Oakland, CA. Her melding of Charles Schulz’ mopey ‘Peanuts’ comics with dramatic Smiths lyrics results in the most adorably depressing mashup in the history of the internet. Except it’s in a totally wonderful way that makes you wonder...
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This Weekend, Get Your Cosplay on at San Japan: Sinister 6

August 15, 2013
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This Weekend, Get Your Cosplay on at San Japan: Sinister 6

This weekend will mark the sixth annual San Japan, San Antonio’s largest Japanese animation and cultural convention. From the 16th through the 18th, anime, comic book, and video game enthusiasts will flock to the Henry B. Gonzales convention center and the surrounding downtown area, many decked out in costumes they’ve spent all year preparing....
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WATCH: Dude Recites Every Line of “Mean Girls” by Heart in Under Thirty Minutes

August 8, 2013
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WATCH: Dude Recites Every Line of “Mean Girls” by Heart in Under Thirty Minutes

His name is Christopher Rosa and he’s an intern for NextMovie. And possibly a unicorn. Or a wizard. Or a unicorn wizard.
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