Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dear Emailing Friend

Have you noticed that not once did I respond to your inane email forwards. And if you "check status" of the email you sent me, you'll see that I have been deleting them without opening them for months. But keep sending them. Because it's just a matter of time before I come around and embrace those "blonde jokes" and "men are so dumb" jokes. And then I'll thank you.

2 comments:

Comedy Goddess said...

What's her email? If I get another prayer for a sister or a tell someone you love them email I will forward it to your friend. You have to fight spam with more spam.

Maura said...

Oh good! Because there are so many more I've been just waiting to send you! Do you want the geriatric ones or bathroom humor ones first?

 
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