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Funny story: 'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

'Hope fading' for Princess Diana accident recovery

Doctors have admitted that Princess Diana is unlikely to recover from the injuries she sustained in 1997 as a result of a car crash in Paris. Medical expertise suggests that, even if she did make significant progress, she would still be unable to le...
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Funny story: Terrorists Using Pets as Bombs

Terrorists Using Pets as Bombs

A disturbing report from Homeland Security is claiming that US based terror cells are masquerading as animal lovers and pet owners purely to use their loyal and unsuspecting dogs, cats and gerbils as walking time bombs. The report, leaked to the W...
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Funny story: Three Little Kittens Recover Lost Mittens

Three Little Kittens Recover Lost Mittens

Three little kittens who lost their mittens have recovered the missing property, according to a report filed by the Mother Goose Police. The kittens, however, will not be allowed to keep the mittens as they are being used in evidence in an active cr...
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Funny story: Puppies & Kittens To Stay That Way All Their Lives

Puppies & Kittens To Stay That Way All Their Lives

As a side effect of recent studies on how to keep human beings from aging, scientists in the United States and Britain say they have the ability right now to prevent kittens from becoming cats and puppies from becoming full-grown dogs. "Oh they wi...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona Has Radiation Sickness

Kerry Katona Has Radiation Sickness

Allegations of drug abuse, assault, drunkenness, bi-polar disorder, nose erosion and breast reduction have blighted Kerry Katona over the last year or so, but now new evidence has thrown new light on the situation. It seems that Miss Katona's prob...
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Funny story: Shock new pet sweeps the nation

Shock new pet sweeps the nation

A shock new pet has overtaken Puppies, Kittens, Hamsters, Goldfish, and Scorpions in the race for most abandoned present in the new year.
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Funny story: Global warming causes cat population explosion; kittens being born due to late-season breeding -- thanks balmy weather!

Global warming causes cat population explosion; kittens being born due to late-season breeding -- thanks balmy weather!

Seattle, Washington - Pussies are getting all hot and bothered resulting in an extension of the mating season that usually ends by October before starting up again in April. However, due to the balmy weather, cats are knocking their mittens and havin...
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Funny story: Mittens Stolen

Mittens Stolen

HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY (AP Newsliar) -- Three little kittens lost their mittens this morning in an apparent burglary, police reported today.
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Funny story: Three Little Kittens No Longer Need Mittens

Three Little Kittens No Longer Need Mittens

Everyone Knows that the three little kittens have lost their mittens and don't know where to find them. After years of searching Fluffy, Buffy and Bob have given up. But the failure to retrieve the lost kitten-sized mittens is not a total defea...
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Funny story: US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.
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