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TruthAboveFaith 2572 points2573 points 7 months ago

You were getting and trusting your news from Facebook?

Existential_Sprinkle 809 points810 points 7 months ago

This is not my source of reddit news

Von_Moistus 960 points961 points 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful wife

gojumboman 433 points434 points 7 months ago

Well, how did I get here?

VelvetVoiceVJ 274 points275 points 7 months ago

Letting the days go by

beraleh 1 point2 points 7 months ago

Procreation is more common than people think

KingCrimsonFan 1 point2 points 7 months ago

This is a dangerous place

hi5ves 1 point2 points 7 months ago

I had to use the bathroom.

jinglejoints 1 point2 points 7 months ago

Massive outages at FB, insta, what’s app…

duck729 72 points73 points 7 months ago

My God, what have I done??

persephjones 10 points11 points 7 months ago

This is the one that gets really worse as you age.

Fucktheroyalfamily 187 points188 points 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful house!

Cool_Human82 7 points8 points 7 months ago

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

Archduke_of_Nessus 2 points3 points 7 months ago

Dang now I gotta listen to that banger again

GodMonster 3 points4 points 7 months ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "This is not my beautiful house."

pickleburp87 1 point2 points 7 months ago

Same as it ever was!

squittles 1 point2 points 7 months ago

Kick ass user name my guy!!

Bowiedood 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Those aren't 2 pillows!

BuffaloWhip 36 points37 points 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful house

CarlosAVP 9 points10 points 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful house!

Former_Dark_Knight 4 points5 points 7 months ago

As the days go by

LazarWulf 5 points6 points 7 months ago

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down.

PRUnicycles 67 points68 points 7 months ago

I also choose this guy’s wife.

MordoNRiggs 6 points7 points 7 months ago

Nineteen ninety eight!

throwethTFaway 4 points5 points 7 months ago

I choose you.

LawfullyIgnorant 2 points3 points 7 months ago

Can I swap her with mine for the weekend

dikkiesmalls 2 points3 points 7 months ago

Can't, that wife's not dead.

sLXonix 3 points4 points 7 months ago

A classic

Narwhal_Ok 0 points1 point 7 months ago

I choose to be the wife of every redditor that upvotes my post.

Wild Card Bitches!!!!

vuaru- 1 point2 points 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful house

dlenks 2 points3 points 7 months ago

How did I get here?!

EBEAR95 2 points3 points 7 months ago

Did you find yourself living in a shotgun shack?

ElSummonero 1 point2 points 7 months ago

Living in days gone by!

RegularSizedP 1 point2 points 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful house. Seriously, who's fucking house is this?

jaxonya 1 point2 points 7 months ago

Same as it ever was

ctwise12 1 point2 points 7 months ago

No, this is Patrick

yg111 1 point2 points 7 months ago

This is Patrick.

jjc89 0 points1 point 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful house

Shopworn_Soul 0 points1 point 7 months ago

This is my beautiful car though and I got a really good deal on it

Martinibxl 0 points1 point 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful wife

same as it ever was, same as it ever was

TheBookDealer 0 points1 point 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful house... Anymore

howardhus 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Me too choses this guys dead wife

pickleburp87 0 points1 point 7 months ago

I'm listening to this very song as I read this comment. Crazy coincidence!

franharrington 3 points4 points 7 months ago

This is not my beautiful wifi.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Facebook is my source of reddit news. I am just joking, i closed my facebook account.

informationmissing 89 points90 points 7 months ago

News about FB, WA, and insta being down.

Isameya 1 point2 points 7 months ago

From Telegram

S2R2 3 points4 points 7 months ago

You Found Gulianni’s Reddit account

squirtloaf 1 point2 points 7 months ago

I get my news from on Facebook from my uncle who lives in Florida. He does his own research and implores me to do the same.

LagCommander 1 point2 points 7 months ago

I got mine from a friend saying 60 mins had a revealing segment on it and how it's sus that it's down for hours today

raginglilypad 1 point2 points 7 months ago

All the researchers are taking a break

bautron -1 points0 points 7 months ago

I usually get the freshest news from r/news and r/worldnews.

Those keep you informed and toxicity free as long as you avoid the comment sections.

ravenhairedmaid 0 points1 point 7 months ago

My only regret is that I can give but one upvote to this comment ^ :D

Peejay22 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Sounds like u can trust "News" from Reddit

Kohror 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Well technically I get some of my news from Instagram (it's a news summary account (it's French))

el_duderino88 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Yea, where were you getting yours, legitimate news sites?

jaxonya 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Liberals and obama did this shit. I can send u a link once fb is back up

Marquetan 0 points1 point 7 months ago

No, from Fox News.

Zeruvi 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Honestly for Australians, Satire pages like Bell Tower Times, Betoota Advocate and The Chaser give more accurate news than actual media

2068857539 0 points1 point 7 months ago

But it's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave.

SecretKGB 0 points1 point 7 months ago

The only time I see Facebook at all is on /r/HermanCainAward

Turbogoblin999 0 points1 point 7 months ago

I get my news from a garden gnome that whispers to me in my dreams.

BobBelcher2021 0 points1 point 7 months ago

Facebook is a scholarly source. I mean, look at all the people using it for research, right? Right?
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