Forum » Tag: because they were all shit - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=because-they-were-all-shit The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 09 Mar 2014 12:48:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Not Amused on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183563 Tue, 25 Jun 2013 15:15:11 +0000 Not Amused 183563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wanted a cucumber based degree in quantum physics. </p> beau-jolly on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183558 Tue, 25 Jun 2013 14:51:30 +0000 beau-jolly 183558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25943">Found it!</a><br /> Actually it's death was far from quiet. It was a long time ago when I was unable to resist bumping my subs and when I actually wrote stuff. I was particularily proud of “You really can’t experience telekinesis and not be moved” although in retrospect that line must have been done before. "Mind bullets via telekinesis: He has the the power to move you". Tenacious D Lyric I think from Wonderboy.</p> <p>BTW what is SMW VCG? </p> beau-jolly on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183552 Tue, 25 Jun 2013 14:38:49 +0000 beau-jolly 183552@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jees! This woman is seriously not right! (Katzyc I mean not you Lindy)<br /> I have wasted many a day trawling through the trough of garbage she has left all over the Interwebs. It just leaves me slack jawed in amazement that anyone can be so enormously self-absorbed. Shit! I just remembered she can read minds!</p> <p>I once wrote a sub inspired by her. I thought it had a few good bits in it but it died a quiet death. I'll dig it up if you like. </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183407 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 16:09:20 +0000 Lindy Moone 183407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Awww. I wish... </p> pere floza on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183400 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 15:26:58 +0000 pere floza 183400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd say more of a Game of Thrones Melisandre look in that photo...<br /> <a href="http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32900000/got-game-of-thrones-32970192-600-598.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32900000/got-game-of-thrones-32970192-600-598.jpg</a> </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183396 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 15:06:26 +0000 Lindy Moone 183396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>re this: 'Lindy looks like Katzyc' </p> <p>Silly rabbit. Someone poked your flamin' eyes out. </p> Vertically Challenged Giant on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183395 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 14:59:17 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 183395@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>SMW! She’s not fussy is she? Is there anything she won’t do for money? </p> pere floza on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183376 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 13:41:03 +0000 pere floza 183376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Someone poke my eyes out and stuff them in my ears... "</p> <p>I hear what you're seeing there, Lindy </p> Titus on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183373 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 13:21:16 +0000 Titus 183373@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Someone poke my eyes out and stuff them in my ears... "</p> <p>Seconded.</p> <p>I just hope she's a damn sight more than three miles away. [Shudders.] </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183363 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 12:17:07 +0000 Lindy Moone 183363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Someone poke my eyes out and stuff them in my ears... </p> Sinnick on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183361 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 12:00:32 +0000 Sinnick 183361@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.starnow.co.uk/karenstevens4" rel="nofollow">http://www.starnow.co.uk/karenstevens4</a></p> <p>Tempted ? </p> Oxbridge on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183356 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 11:27:26 +0000 Oxbridge 183356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>HFC Sinnick, is that really her from 'Back up Your Brain'??? </p> sillybugger on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183347 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 10:54:51 +0000 sillybugger 183347@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sinnick and friends the commentary on that was hilarious, thanks for that. And that table certainly looks very well licked..off for a flounce now...laters </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183344 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 10:44:38 +0000 Lindy Moone 183344@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>re Back up Your Brain... </p> <p>I remember hoping she had stock in a comma company, and therefore got free useage. (Among, other, unspeakable, things.)</p> <p>I am, however, starting, to get paranoid, since this is the second time someone's pointed me to that post. </p> Sinnick on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183334 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 10:27:03 +0000 Sinnick 183334@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>When I did it, I thought "I really shouldn't have said that", but she gave us plenty of entertainment so it was worth it.</p> <p>Just browsed her latest material:<br /> <img src="http://www.starnow.co.uk/images/member/74/profile/large/2279974_4290324.jpg"> </p> Yikes on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183327 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 09:09:39 +0000 Yikes 183327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Geez Sinnick, I hadn't realised you kicked off that thread :) </p> Sinnick on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183321 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 08:37:35 +0000 Sinnick 183321@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lindy, while we're on the subject of what qualifies for humour, have you seen this ?</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373</a> </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183299 Mon, 24 Jun 2013 06:26:00 +0000 Lindy Moone 183299@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just saw the tags. lol. Let me sharpen up my best '<strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9QtOs6Pl8E">Miss Prissy</a></strong>' pencil and say:</p> <p>'I find the tags illuminating, but would also like to improve them... give them wings and adverbs... and shoot them down like skeet with my trusty American shotgun made in China. Or perhaps just smack the perpetrator with a rolling pin, as best befits my position as a hen in the rooster house. Alas, there is no chance to edit and the cock remains at large.'</p> <p>(Miss Prissy agrees that 'flounce' cannot be improved upon.) </p> sillybugger on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183245 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 20:58:21 +0000 sillybugger 183245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, note to editor - how come you can you add a tag without a post? Surely these nasties can be barred?</p> <p>On a secondary line of thought since the idea of someone flaming a site devoted to laughter is in itself quite entertaining (as in how sad can you get, do you post jokes on a bereavement site?) perhaps we should have a comp for best/nastiest flame tag?</p> <p>I'm going for "flounce" as my number one... </p> Oxbridge on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183224 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 19:48:46 +0000 Oxbridge 183224@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And ignore the nasty little saddo who writes most of the tags. One day he'll get a life and go away. </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183223 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 19:46:01 +0000 Lindy Moone 183223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all, for getting back to me... </p> Arthur on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183215 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 18:43:34 +0000 Arthur 183215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hint: use the link to the Sun calendar, not the self-censored link. </p> Sinnick on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183214 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 18:36:25 +0000 Sinnick 183214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There aren't really any rules for doing funny stuff here. The key word is "funny", and that is very subjective. However post some real crap and it'll be ignored, unless you're the postman. There have been some subs that are so far over the "line" that they've been rightfully flamed. But there's been some really weird stuff that's got into Left Alert. The was a NiB once written in the 2nd person (anyone remember ?)</p> <p>So, show us the titties in the Writers Room, and we'll be the judge of whether they're funny or pointless. </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183157 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 09:19:01 +0000 Lindy Moone 183157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So, can anyone tell me what about this bastardized "Quote of the Day" makes it not for the Writers' Room? In the Writer's Guidelines it states NewsBiscuit wants other forms of comic writing, not just tickers and spoof news stories...</p> <p>'Those who can make you believe absurd titties can make you commit atrocities.'</p> <p>(Original, in case it isn't obvious: 'Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.' -- Voltaire)</p> <p>Many news sites and online papers have a 'Religion' or 'Faith' section, under which there is often a 'Quote of the Day'. Not saying the idea is good or even slightly original, just not getting why it's inappropriate for the WR. Surely it cannot be the titties?</p> <p>(I'll shut up now. Probably. No guarantee. Titties.) </p> nickb on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183148 Sun, 23 Jun 2013 08:10:45 +0000 nickb 183148@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I expect an official announcement will appear soon. </p> Lens Cap on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183138 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 23:33:34 +0000 Lens Cap 183138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thinkit is because they are not really jokes, or pieces for the FP, more topics for chat. </p> Arthur on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183117 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:59:38 +0000 Arthur 183117@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Posts often turn up in the wrong room. That's why you see things like this:</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62874" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62874</a> </p> Ironduke on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183113 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:33:22 +0000 Ironduke 183113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe their arms got tired on the way out to the bins, and they had to put them down someone for a minute to rest ;-) </p> Lindy Moone on "Someone moved my posts from WR to Chat. Why?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62909#post-183111 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 20:30:35 +0000 Lindy Moone 183111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Inappropriate? Hard to believe. I'd repost them in the Writers Room, but maybe there's some reason they got bumped over here...? </p>
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