reddit: the front page of the internethttp://www.reddit.com/http://www.reddit.com/reddit.com.header.pngreddit: the front page of the internethttp://www.reddit.com/http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1sby2p/glorious_giveaway_begins_free_30_1080p_monitor/cdvz11xDemonkey00 on Glorious Giveaway Begins! Free 30" 1080p Monitor + Lots of Steam Cards + PCMasterRace Teeshirt + Lots of Dimmdrive.com Keys!http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1sby2p/glorious_giveaway_begins_free_30_1080p_monitor/cdvz11x2013-12-07T19:01:18.783267+00:00Consider this my winning comment :)http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1omu7m/whats_the_best_riddle_you_know/cctkofuDemonkey00 on What's the best riddle you know?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1omu7m/whats_the_best_riddle_you_know/cctkofu2013-10-17T07:17:10.480592-07:00It's quite large, for worse or for better... change up but one character, and you've written a letter.http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1omu7m/whats_the_best_riddle_you_know/cctkmp1Demonkey00 on What's the best riddle you know?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1omu7m/whats_the_best_riddle_you_know/cctkmp12013-10-17T07:14:47.612263-07:00We'd be in agreement, or at least well-high; change but one letter, and it be a climb on high.Jack Clark's lawyers offer Albert Pujols a settlement in a funny letterbaseballhttp://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1okiud/jack_clarks_lawyers_offer_albert_pujols_a/http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1okiud/jack_clarks_lawyers_offer_albert_pujols_a/Wed, 16 Oct 2013 06:01:36 -0700<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1okiud/jack_clarks_lawyers_offer_albert_pujols_a/"><img src="http://c.thumbs.redditmedia.com/l_2NsSo6lhugr6st.jpg" alt="Jack Clark's lawyers offer Albert Pujols a settlement in a funny letter" title="Jack Clark's lawyers offer Albert Pujols a settlement in a funny letter" /></a> </td><td> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Demonkey00"> Demonkey00 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/"> baseball</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/176257074/Albert-Pujols-Case-Settlement-Offer">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1okiud/jack_clarks_lawyers_offer_albert_pujols_a/">[22 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>Jack Clark's lawyers offer Albert Pujols a settlement in a funny letterMy head literally just explodedNewsOfTheStupidhttp://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/comments/1kf5t5/my_head_literally_just_exploded/http://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/comments/1kf5t5/my_head_literally_just_exploded/Thu, 15 Aug 2013 07:47:42 -0700<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/comments/1kf5t5/my_head_literally_just_exploded/"><img src="http://f.thumbs.redditmedia.com/F3HmkC1KGSeBow_Y.jpg" alt="My head literally just exploded" title="My head literally just exploded" /></a> </td><td> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Demonkey00"> Demonkey00 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/"> NewsOfTheStupid</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/living/literally-definition/index.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/comments/1kf5t5/my_head_literally_just_exploded/">[2 comments]</a> </td></tr></table>My head literally just explodedhttp://www.reddit.com/r/UniversityofReddit/comments/13at3s/offerintroduction_to_wetshaving_a_casual_class/c72h2qbDemonkey00 on [Offer]Introduction to Wetshaving. A casual class detailing how to go from hating shaving to loving shaving. Class designed for men, but if there's female interest I will certainly add note for you all as well.http://www.reddit.com/r/UniversityofReddit/comments/13at3s/offerintroduction_to_wetshaving_a_casual_class/c72h2qb2012-11-16T13:22:47.278383-08:00I would be interested in this. I recently purchased a Merkur safety razor that takes regular (old school?) razor blades. I seem to be doing ok but have certainly not mastered it by any means.http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/12rxvs/the_many_sad_faces_of_fox_news/c6xngbmDemonkey00 on The Many Sad Faces of Fox Newshttp://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/12rxvs/the_many_sad_faces_of_fox_news/c6xngbm2012-11-06T21:29:33.453960-08:00Karl Rove looks like he's pooping.http://www.reddit.com/r/StLouis/comments/zevwc/here_is_st_louis/c64gvk8Demonkey00 on Here is St. Louishttp://www.reddit.com/r/StLouis/comments/zevwc/here_is_st_louis/c64gvk82012-09-06T14:07:48.078971-07:00True, though at least one member of the band is from St. Louishttp://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/letec/too_bad_mlbcom_has_video_clips_of_tbs_but_the_two/c2s5s03Demonkey00 on Too bad mlb.com has video clips of TBS, but the two announcers on ESPN were much better. Does anyone know their names?http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/letec/too_bad_mlbcom_has_video_clips_of_tbs_but_the_two/c2s5s032011-10-17T07:35:16.086099-07:00On the ESPN America broadcast the two announcers were Gary Thorne and Rick Sutcliffe.Some perspective from a wise woman on Palin and Bachmann - Glass is Half Fullpoliticshttp://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ieeh2/some_perspective_from_a_wise_woman_on_palin_and/http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ieeh2/some_perspective_from_a_wise_woman_on_palin_and/Fri, 01 Jul 2011 11:16:11 -0700submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Demonkey00"> Demonkey00 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cynthia-kounaris/palin-and-bachmann-glass-_b_888771.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/ieeh2/some_perspective_from_a_wise_woman_on_palin_and/">[comment]</a>My friends started Real World Hero, a charity drive based on the MMO City of Heroes, please check it out, lots of great charities to choose from!gaminghttp://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ef7av/my_friends_started_real_world_hero_a_charity/http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ef7av/my_friends_started_real_world_hero_a_charity/Thu, 02 Dec 2010 12:31:09 -0800submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Demonkey00"> Demonkey00 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/"> gaming</a> <br/> <a href="http://realworldhero.com/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ef7av/my_friends_started_real_world_hero_a_charity/">[1 comment]</a>http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/blihh/dropbox_raised_their_referral_limit_to_8gb_lets/c0ne8ruDemonkey00 on Dropbox raised their referral limit to 8GB. Let's have a party to celebrate! (again)http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/blihh/dropbox_raised_their_referral_limit_to_8gb_lets/c0ne8ru2010-04-02T16:45:05.153231-07:00https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTU4MjE5MTY5Dear climate change skeptics, I fart in your general direction. Love, Mother Earthsciencehttp://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/b9exn/dear_climate_change_skeptics_i_fart_in_your/http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/b9exn/dear_climate_change_skeptics_i_fart_in_your/Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:35:57 -0800submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Demonkey00"> Demonkey00 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/science/"> science</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6233ZU20100304">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/b9exn/dear_climate_change_skeptics_i_fart_in_your/">[comment]</a>An Open Letter To The Ladies On Valentine's Day...From Some Dudesfunnyhttp://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b1e93/an_open_letter_to_the_ladies_on_valentines/http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b1e93/an_open_letter_to_the_ladies_on_valentines/Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:41:00 -0800submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Demonkey00"> Demonkey00 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/"> funny</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/adam-sachs/an-open-letter-to-the-lad_b_166341.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b1e93/an_open_letter_to_the_ladies_on_valentines/">[comment]</a>http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/c0ibve8Demonkey00 on Anyone have some suggestions for a good free diff tool for Dreamweaver on a Mac?http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/c0ibve82010-01-06T15:28:39.928074-08:00I agree, and I generally edit the code directly anyway, but Dreamweaver is pretty handy to keep myself from overwriting changes that others/myself have made. Also, I like pretty colors. And I'm lazy.http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/c0ibv4vDemonkey00 on Anyone have some suggestions for a good free diff tool for Dreamweaver on a Mac?http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/c0ibv4v2010-01-06T15:25:16.362948-08:00thank you for this, it's marvelous!Anyone have some suggestions for a good free diff tool for Dreamweaver on a Mac?programminghttp://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:32:07 -0800<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Just switched to an iMac at work after a long run of PCs. I really only need something simple for visual file/code comparisons. I was using winMerge on my PC which worked perfectly. </p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Demonkey00"> Demonkey00 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/"> programming</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/amfxa/anyone_have_some_suggestions_for_a_good_free_diff/">[7 comments]</a>http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/aadcx/hey_reddit_what_song_do_you_absolutely_love_which/c0gm59iDemonkey00 on Hey Reddit.... what song do you absolutely love, which no one has ever heard of; but when you play it for others - they instantly fall in love with?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/aadcx/hey_reddit_what_song_do_you_absolutely_love_which/c0gm59i2009-12-02T18:06:41.442482-08:00Tree by [The Northwoods](http://www.facebook.com/TheNorthwoods) They're new, they're small, and they're good.http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/a88xs/rscience_logo_competition/c0glr79Demonkey00 on r/Science Logo Competition!http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/a88xs/rscience_logo_competition/c0glr792009-12-02T14:15:20.919323-08:00Here's my brightest [idea](http://imgur.com/xAOu6)http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/aa9ql/whats_your_job/c0gkzixDemonkey00 on What's your job?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/aa9ql/whats_your_job/c0gkzix2009-12-02T07:29:15.720612-08:00Director of ecommerce for a small/mediumish (&lt;$5M) company.http://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/aa0vy/matched/c0gjtktDemonkey00 on Matchedhttp://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/aa0vy/matched/c0gjtkt2009-12-01T14:45:53.092532-08:00I will personally put forth a concerted effort to make more comments over the next few days. You know, let my personality show through and all that. Also, I don't like feces even if it sparkles.http://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/aa0vy/matched/c0gjsemDemonkey00 on Matchedhttp://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/aa0vy/matched/c0gjsem2009-12-01T14:29:15.353951-08:00hmmm, I realize I've mostly lurked in my time on reddit (sorry gifter, if you really want to know more about me you can create a fake account and pm me or something). my recipient looks like they created an account specifically for this. I thought there was a must-have-been-a-member-prior-to date? I have no problem sending the gift anyway (it's awesome), just wonderin.http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a9y5x/i_wanna_make_a_geeky_car_license_plate_i_will_use/c0gjq1pDemonkey00 on I wanna make a geeky car license plate. I will use the one with most up votes. Give me your best shot reddit.http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a9y5x/i_wanna_make_a_geeky_car_license_plate_i_will_use/c0gjq1p2009-12-01T13:56:15.380949-08:00A friend of mine just sold his truck that said: LOL WTFhttp://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a6163/whats_the_weirdest_thing_you_got_in_trouble_for/c0g09cgDemonkey00 on What's the weirdest thing you got in trouble for as a kid?http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a6163/whats_the_weirdest_thing_you_got_in_trouble_for/c0g09cg2009-11-19T06:58:54.519217-08:00When I was 10 years old (early 90's), my English teacher required every member of the class to write a poem during the creative writing segment of class time. We were supposed to submit them to some sort of elementary school poetry contest. Luckily I saved my creative writing folder from those days (both for amusement and to keep my past fuckedupedness under wraps). I earned a quick trip to the principal's office for the following little ditty (the best part was the principal couldn't be too angry because she was laughing too much): An Ode to Bobbit Oh now all you little kids sing How Lorena cut off John's thing It was a kitchen knife that she did wield And then threw John's thing in a field. It cost him some money for bread To get his thing sewn on with thread. But an operation that he did get And now he can pee with no sweat.http://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/a5qu4/what_is_it_with_giant_purple_dildos/c0fywn6Demonkey00 on What is it with giant, purple dildos?http://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/a5qu4/what_is_it_with_giant_purple_dildos/c0fywn62009-11-18T12:29:55.122723-07:00I think everyone secretly has a thing for [grimace](http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/rachlic/grimace.jpg)
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