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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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JohnKelly 9h
Just test drove a Tesla P85D. Wow. The acceleration was disquieting. I need some tool to push my heart back down my throat.
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JohnKelly 14h
I ask you, which is better for scraping your icy windshield?
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JohnKelly Mar 5
“I don’t expect I’ll become a role model," sez college student from PG who's studying Chinese. She might be wrong.
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JohnKelly Mar 5
Where's my snow? When I finish breakfast there better be 6 feet and a beached ice-breaker in my back yard.
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Richard Pachter Feb 11
Glenn Tilbrook and are working on a new album.
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JohnKelly Mar 4
Is it self-cleaning?
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JohnKelly Mar 4
The "European model" says DC will get 5-8 inches of snow. I'm assuming the European model is NOT Claudia Schiffer.
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JohnKelly Mar 4
Now that pot has been legalized in DC, do I have to alter my poor opinion of people who wear marijuana-themed clothing?
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JohnKelly Mar 4
Hey there. Can you shoot me an e-mail: john.kelly@washpost.com . I'm in need of a Greenlander. Thanks.
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JohnKelly Mar 4
"Remember you should always have quality not quantity." I love this sisterly shopping advice from 1960.
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Buenos Aires Herald Mar 3
Lost in television fictional stories / by &media vía
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JohnKelly Mar 3
Chinese company introduces cat mount for action cam. Perfect for feline police officers.
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JohnKelly Mar 3
Those links shouldn't be going anywhere.
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JohnKelly Mar 3
“Keep your webcams off and your pants on.” Tips on avoiding online romance scams.
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JohnKelly Mar 3
Maybe we should just start hanging Smithfield hams in the Metro stations, to get some benefit from all this smoke
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JohnKelly Mar 3
I always thought Lincoln's second inaugural address was the same as his first: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW.
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JohnKelly Mar 2
"House of Thrones," anyone? "Game of Cards"? TV has become as complex as a Dickens novel
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JohnKelly Mar 2
The Great Thaw has begun, with melting ice dripping everywhere. Hey , go outside right now and you'll see global warming.
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Jenna Johnson Mar 1
I’m not usually one to admit defeat, but the roads really are nasty today. Even the beltway. Stay home if you can.
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JohnKelly Mar 1
If you read just one story about whether Howard Hughes awaits reanimation, make it this one
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