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Article: Garage sale

Score: 17 things found in that guy's driveway

Nominated by: Aleister in Chains
For: 17
  1. Nom and for Thanks to MadMax for finding many of the photos, and to Why? for a very helpful pee review. I'm one of those creepy scavangers who enjoy Saturday morning garage sales. Hey, give you a quarter for that! Aleister in Chains 00:23 24 3 MMX (UTC)
  2. FUCKYEAH Symbol for vote For. Why Not?--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:39, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. The old man rambles, I feel arrested for anything, even the joke. --nldr 02:30, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote I'll take it! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:36, Mar. 24, 2010
  5. Symbol for vote For. I'd like to buy the U.S. Constitution please (pretty soon we'll need evidence that it ever existed oops, there I go on about my political beliefs again) --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:52 EST 23 Mar, 2010
  6. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:04, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. IronLung 09:10, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For. --Sog1970 11:35, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. Great idea, excellent execution and a winner all the way. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:13, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. Very nicely done. Presentation has the feel of a garage sale too. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:07, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  11. For. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:35, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  12. For. Poor, stupid Chet. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:36, Mar 24 2010
  13. For. The Rift Icons-flag-ca (grumble) 38217px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 23:53, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote For. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 00:34, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
  15. Symbol for vote For.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:52, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
  16. For an answer to 'WHAT PART OF "Definitely let me know when you edit this" DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? NONE OF YOU DAMN KIDS EVER LISTEN TO ME!' WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:28, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the pee, Why? Now eat your soup. Oh, your question. I did let you know on your talk page, twice ("on the 'morrow" and "now"), but I understand about those senior moments. Here, let me get you some more soup Al en'chain9:50 25 3 mmx
  1. For. ~la-la-luke14:25, March 25, 2010 (UTC) ~la-la-luke~ 14:25, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Does the picture of the Constitution have to be so big? I don't really see it performing any comedy, and it messes up the formatting. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:07, Mar 25 2010
I agree, as I said in my very helpful Pee Review. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:31, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
Who is it here who doesn't honor the U.S. Constitution? Why? Necropaxx? Many helpful people will soon be there to speak with you about that. The formatting is that it runs off the side of the page, but if the reader doesn't move the page, as most won't, the effect is also fine, as half of the Constitution is then large, readable, and impressive enough so that it gives the stature of "the final straw" for gramps that I was going for. That's at least how it was designed, although DrStrange or Puppy would have coded a holograph implant directly installed in the brain of the reader by this time. Al in Chains 10:01 25 3 mmx
It also has to be big enough to wipe your huge arses with. --nldr 14:38, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

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