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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


What is the use of intelligence when one lacks compassion for the life around oneself? What good is bravery when one doesn't recognize hope as the most powerful weapon of all? And what is the point of beauty, when one's heart isn't one's loveliest feature?


Afraid to Spend NP?



The only way you can truly be free with your wallet is by mentally figuring out that it's true: if not for spending, what are Neopoints used for? And if you have no Neopoints, is it really that big of a deal? I mean if you play the right games and work hard enough, you can make any amount of Neopoints again...

Pirates Vs. Ninjas



Honor. Glory. A reason to beat up helpless Neopians. These are a few perks of becoming either a Pirate or a Ninja. There is not a lot known about the history of this debate, but it is believed that long ago, a Pirate Captain plundered the whole of Mystery Island, stealing everything that shimmered and shone...

Had a Bad Day?


Did Dr Sloth just "take back" your super-rare transmogrification potion? Did you miss yet another Kadoatery feeding time? Are you tired of constantly having to buy new keyboards/mice/throwable items? We've all been there, but fear not my fellow Neopians, because this guide will give you the much sought after secrets of stress relief...

Other Stories
"The Day the Donations Stopped" by lucky_star676
"Every resident of Neopia misuses and mistreats me! And do I ever get any credit? NO!" shouted the Tree. "Not to mention, I'm tired of items that no one wants being placed under my branches! Junk items that simply come back to me in good time! There is no love anymore! And I'm done! That's it! Goodbye!"

"The Lost Zafara" by hczaffie
She slowly opened her eyes and perceived an intense yellowish light, and quickly closed them again. Her head was pounding; bright light was definitely not what she required right now. Suddenly something touched her arm. "Wake up. You've been out for about fifteen hours, I've never seen...

"'Nonexistent' Nova" by yellowsugardog
Sighing, Timothy remembered that he had a few more terrible hours in this icky place. The starving pets appreciated the work. But Timothy didn't want to be shoveling dirt and muck for much longer. Timothy scooped up another pile. Right before he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...


Play Matchmaker


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Innocence
I've been forced to work my WHOLE LIFE!

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Quick Frizz Control
You have a new quest!!!

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Blue Amber
Svolbard the golden Aisha hurried up the steps of Edna's Tower in the Haunted Woods. She knew that time was ticking...

by myfallenrevival4

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Advantages No. 1
It's not about how fast you get there...

by lisa_mai

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The Green-Eyed Monster
Mina scrunched up her face before stomping out of the room. "It's not fair..."

by discokitten



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