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Offline SEMTEX

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Re: Forum Awards 2013 - Results
« Reply #25 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 12:54:20 am »
Me and SEMTEX tag teamed the s*** out of that.

Oakie though, mon.

Cracking effort kaiz :aww: well done all.

Honestly, I was very happy to be nominated for the award, but it's insulting that I would lose to that sideshow. Full on :anguish:

Which is incidentally the smiley that should have won.

I also voted 2-0 chelsea.

I seem to agree with whatever Disco said.

Also, thup to kaizero.

Offline TaylorJ_01

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Re: Forum Awards 2013 - Results
« Reply #26 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 12:56:56 am »
I mean, we both got the same nominations and final votes for that, and get this, both prime numbers!
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Re: Forum Awards 2013 - Results
« Reply #27 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 12:58:20 am »
:lol: I've got to respect that you can see the positive side of this, but I shall stick to my own way of dealing with hardship -  I shall bitch and moan about it until I cants bitch no mo'

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« Reply #28 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 12:59:26 am »
Me and SEMTEX tag teamed the s*** out of that.

Oakie though, mon.

Cracking effort kaiz :aww: well done all.

Honestly, I was very happy to be nominated for the award, but it's insulting that I would lose to that sideshow. Full on :anguish:

Which is incidentally the smiley that should have won.

I also voted 2-0 chelsea.

I seem to agree with whatever Disco said.

Also, thup to kaizero.

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Re: Forum Awards 2013 - Results
« Reply #29 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:00:08 am »
Me and SEMTEX tag teamed the s*** out of that.

Oakie though, mon.

Cracking effort kaiz :aww: well done all.

Honestly, I was very happy to be nominated for the award, but it's insulting that I would lose to that sideshow. Full on :anguish:
come on guys don’t be bitter!

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Offline Atticus

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Re: Forum Awards 2013 - Results
« Reply #30 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:00:20 am »
Think 21 each is canny good really, as the non-lazy choice. And also, when combined you're equally as funny as Oakie.

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Re: Forum Awards 2013 - Results
« Reply #31 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:06:20 am »
Voted for SEMTEX. Consistently funny, a lot of the time in a subtle dickhead way. Oakie tailed off sometime last year. Can't remember when.

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« Reply #32 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:07:11 am »
Voted for SEMTEX. Consistently funny, a lot of the time in a subtle dickhead way. Oakie tailed off sometime last year. Can't remember when.

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Offline LRD

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« Reply #33 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:09:20 am »
Froggy's chili-eating couldn't even draw him close to the colossus that is Neil.

Time to think of more innovative dares, marra.
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It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love." – Sir Bobby Robson

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« Reply #34 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:11:05 am »
:lol: I think I voted for Neil for best overall poster. Him, Rich and Dave. Never expected to get close to him. I'll see if I can maintain second without doing anything daft this year. :lol:

Offline Atticus

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« Reply #35 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:13:39 am »
Neil is the gentleman of the forum, really, immense bloke.

To get second as an Irish Man Utd fan you're doing alright :laugh:

Offline SEMTEX

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« Reply #36 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:16:04 am »
Voted for SEMTEX. Consistently funny, a lot of the time in a subtle dickhead way. Oakie tailed off sometime last year. Can't remember when.

:lol: Thanks man. Means a lot.

Offline LRD

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« Reply #37 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:20:10 am »
'Funny in a subtle dickhead way' :lol:
"What is a club in any case?
Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.
It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love." – Sir Bobby Robson

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Offline Ameritoon

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Re: Forum Awards 2013: Results
« Reply #38 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 01:54:10 am »
Semtex and Taylor come off as more organic, Oakie's whole thing is shtick. I imagine Taylor talks in doge style in his everyday life.

Offline cubaricho

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« Reply #39 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 02:06:13 am »
Only 7 others voted 2-0 v Chelsea, f***ing hell.

Cracking work Kaizero.

Most knowledgable :anguish: (<how'd this little f***er not win?)

So who were the other six then?  Stand up and be counted. 

That was easily the match of the year for me.
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Offline cubaricho

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« Reply #40 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 02:06:53 am »
Also, congrats to Ian W for not taking home any of the awards he was up for.  Doesn't deserve those labels.  Top poster.
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« Reply #41 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 03:25:09 am »
Congratulations to all the winners. Incredible how even things were in some of the categories like. Well done Kaiz as well, doing much better without me :aww:

Offline Neil

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« Reply #42 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 03:33:52 am »
Thanks again Kaiz, top job.

Thanks to anyone who voted for me, appreciate it. Mind, unsure how many of these there have been but IIRC that's not the first Non Toon Poster award I've picked up (thank you all, 'tis a privilege) and to think Brummie hasn't yet won it, from memory anyway, is nothing short of absurd IMO. So this is for you, Paul Lambert.

Congrats to other other-club supporters on here, think you're all to a man top posters. Even George Costanza, the RS t***.
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« Reply #43 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 03:35:50 am »
Oh and I'd dare say Beren was the biggest winner from my votes so I'm glad to see he deservedly scooped Best Football Poster.
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Offline Nobody

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« Reply #44 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 03:41:20 am »
You won it last year as well, some achievements considering how excellent brummie was with his mackem posts when MON was there.

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« Reply #45 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 03:48:42 am »
Precisely. :thup:

Btw Interpolic, I quietly hope you nominated my Bob Marley/Yao Ming post at some point, one of not many things on here I'm genuinely proud of. :lol:
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Offline Mike

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« Reply #46 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 04:01:27 am »
:lol: I remember being delighted that there was a Bob Marley yao, and thought that was the dunk, I didn't know it was the lob.

Offline neesy111

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« Reply #47 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 07:10:35 am »
Best Post of the Year 2 years running. :lol:

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« Reply #48 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 07:23:05 am »
Oh and I'd dare say Beren was the biggest winner from my votes so I'm glad to see he deservedly scooped Best Football Poster.

:aww:

I wrote out my nominations and you and Tooj were up for a fair few, but I changed it around so I wasn't voting for any poster in more than one category. Also threw in Rich, Disco, Sewelly, HighFive, B-More Mag, Froggy and others.

Still can't believe Kaiz enjoys the administration of the awards :laugh:

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« Reply #49 on: Friday 10 January 2014, 08:19:18 am »
Precisely. :thup:

Btw Interpolic, I quietly hope you nominated my Bob Marley/Yao Ming post at some point, one of not many things on here I'm genuinely proud of. :lol:

:lol: Aye, nominated that as it was almost godly.  Think the others I nominated were Jack Flash's Danny Baker thing and Hans' saying his mam had fallen down the stairs.  Difficult category to nominate for as there are pages and pages of good stuff in that thread.

 
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