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#584 - sahakid (10/29/2011) [-]
Squidward's Suicide was the first creepypasta I ever read, It was about two years ago (Man, time flies) Back when I was on a......well, it's embarassing to say, so I won't mention the name of the site (I will say however that by definition, it wasn't a forum). Anyway, I remember thinking halfway through it "Oh gee, someone let David Lynch in the Nick studios again"
So why am I saying all this? Because one fateful day, someone will roll this picture of David Lynch, and they will always question WHY I needed to use a picture of David Lynch.
User avatar #603 to #584 - stallwallwriter (10/29/2011) [-]
When don't you need a picture of David Lynch? I never leave home without one :D
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#583 - seshomaru ONLINE (10/29/2011) [-]
User avatar #578 - newbiedoobiedoo (10/29/2011) [-]
this is some really good creepypasta
http://www.youtube.com/user/BlameTruth#p/u/9/gXVuJjYipGE
This is the first part of the creepypasta and its recent! the videos are still being made. BlameTruth is a popular Machinima director.
#577 - thesadness (10/29/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #575 - picamix ONLINE (10/29/2011) [-]
so theres this wolf dog thing in this picture and your suppose to spread the word for it to leave you alone. ok guys spread the word create a chain mail
User avatar #573 - techro (10/29/2011) [-]
I can't stop crying. I read the Dead Bart one.
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User avatar #604 to #594 - techro (10/29/2011) [-]
It's not the fact that it was about deaths outside of the show. What scares me about Dead Bart is that nobody wants to talk about it and it's so enigmatic.
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User avatar #1014 to #630 - techro (10/29/2011) [-]
Well hey, a lot of these are fake too
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User avatar #1694 to #1607 - techro (10/29/2011) [-]
Oh no, it's ok bro. I respect your opinion lol
#570 - mpsslh (10/29/2011) [-]
WHO WAS PHONE?!

I GOTS TO KNOW!
User avatar #616 to #570 - thelastcook (10/29/2011) [-]
I dont get it?
#567 - Womens Study Major (10/29/2011) [-]
theres a series of slenderman vids on youtube that are made to seem real..i forget the name of them but dont worry its fake
User avatar #588 to #567 - unyielding (10/29/2011) [-]
Marble Hornets. It's ongoing and I still watch it.
User avatar #566 - nosauceforyou (10/29/2011) [-]
Where's the Hypno one? That one made me stay up all night
#557 - darkcorezeronine (10/29/2011) [-]
You forgot Suicide Mouse, it's not a creepy pasta but the pony games weren't either (also I **** my pants with those).
User avatar #553 - Jimminycracker (10/29/2011) [-]
Slenderman was created by 4chan in a creepy pasta thread, I remember seeing a screencap somewhere. Anyhow they decided to come up with the creepiest thing they could then see how far and how fast their stories would spread across the internet.
User avatar #576 to #553 - raymarston (10/29/2011) [-]
Actually Slendy was created in the Something Awful forums. It then spread across 4chan /x/ board.
User avatar #565 to #553 - inquizo (10/29/2011) [-]
No it was created on SomethingAwful in a create paranormal images thread.
User avatar #572 to #565 - Jimminycracker (10/29/2011) [-]
way im still amazed at how much ******** people actually believe
User avatar #552 - dymethyltryptamine (10/29/2011) [-]
So anyways my name is: Well im not going to tell you my name for no reason at all, And my life changed when i saw a lost episode of some random populuar tv show called: Spongebob Squarepants, Heres how it started

I WAS AN INTERN THERE FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON, AND WE WERE VIEWING AN EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB, SO IT STARTED WITH THE TITLE CARD: "RED SQUIDWARD HAUNTED MIST SUICIDEY HAUNTEDY TAPEY THINGY" THEN WHEN IT OPENED UP I WAS WATCHING AND AN INTERN STARTED CRAPPING SPRINKLES CAUSE THE EPISODE WAS SOME HAUNTED THINGER MAGINGER. THEN IT STARTED WITH SOME THINGY WHERE IT SHOWED A LITTLE GIRL EATING A RAINBOW, THEN A BOY POOPING MAGICAL FAIRY DUST, THEN IT SHOWED SOME HYPER REALISTIC THINGY WITH SQUIDWARD BLOWING HIS BRAINS OUT AND HE WAS CRYING AND STUFF THEN ALL THE INTERNS TURNED INTO SKITTLES, THE END
User avatar #550 - jinjo (10/29/2011) [-]
The simpsons one is stupid.

The rest are pretty neat though
User avatar #547 - robobuster (10/29/2011) [-]
a friend of mine has been saying look up some guy named marblehornets he has great stuff
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#641 to #544 - shrike (10/29/2011) [-]
never buy anything used
never buy anything used
User avatar #602 to #544 - jinjo (10/29/2011) [-]
that was stupid.
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User avatar #549 to #544 - iamshadow (10/29/2011) [-]
There should be underscores "_" before and after "Lost", but the filter screwed up the url.
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#579 to #541 - thepumpkinkarver (10/29/2011) [-]
What's that story?
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#586 to #580 - thepumpkinkarver (10/29/2011) [-]
What's it about? I already read enough creepy pasta and I don't know if I should read more or not.
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#585 to #580 - mustachecomb (10/29/2011) [-]
i'm listening :)
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User avatar #595 to #539 - starbuckfrappuccin (10/29/2011) [-]
I know, yesterday i got 2 screamers in less than an hour. I started crying right there. feelsbadman.jpg
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#609 to #597 - starbuckfrappuccin (10/29/2011) [-]
lol me too the first one was like look the spirit of michael jackson and a screamer. than later my mom showed me one and she said like &quot;look at this little girl dancing ballet!&quot; and then a little girl is dancing and then a zombie-ghost-thing pops out and screams. I WAS LIKE FUUUUUUUU
lol me too the first one was like look the spirit of michael jackson and a screamer. than later my mom showed me one and she said like "look at this little girl dancing ballet!" and then a little girl is dancing and then a zombie-ghost-thing pops out and screams. I WAS LIKE FUUUUUUUU
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User avatar #634 to #627 - starbuckfrappuccin (10/29/2011) [-]
is it the one where it's a commercial for a German energy drink?
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User avatar #642 to #638 - starbuckfrappuccin (10/29/2011) [-]
oh yeah i know :P they showed me that one a year ago :P
User avatar #554 to #539 - iliketrainsalot (10/29/2011) [-]
what do you mean? is some creepy-pasta pages screamers?
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User avatar #574 to #564 - iliketrainsalot (10/29/2011) [-]
oh... that **** .
#537 - creamNscream (10/29/2011) [-]
I did the Luna game series one before.

Needless to say I didn't sleep that night.
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