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  • Archive Volume #1 Highlights of this volume include: U.U begging me to join PEEING, Meeting Yettie and being awarded a Golden Urinal.
  • Archive Volume #3 Highlights of this volume include: Unsignpost 26nd June, 2008, THE SHAPE! and double thankies from Yettie
  • Archive Volume #7 Highlights of this volume include: Modus and his eyebrow, U.U and talks of age and also starring other drivel!
  • Archive Volume #9 Highlights of this volume include: Guybles and invisible vandalism, "Orian and Sissy make a porno!", undeveloped collabs and DJ cyber-stalking
  • Archive Volume #13 Highlights of this volume include: Various homophobics berating me; Actually compleating a collab and discussions of important literature that may exist sometime in the future.
  • Archive Volume #15 Highlights of this volume include: Cookie from UU, apparently I'm famous in france and I AM GOING TO BE FOUND IS REAL LIFE AND BOUGHT A BEER WHICH I DON'T WANT TO DRINK BUT I APRECIATE THE SENTIMENT NONE THE LESS!
  • Archive Volume #17 Highlights of this volume include: Lots of shit, hellos, leavings, threats that aren't threatening and kisses from Puppy
  • Archive Volume #19 Highlights of this volume include: Almost a whole years worth of me not-being-here specled with half-arsed attempts to re-commit myself to the things I enjoy, more Unsignposts than I can count some of which I'm sure mention me, the curruption of Hep.

  • Archive Volume #2 Highlights of this volume include: Adoptions, Priase for my Melty Blood review (twice) and a giant sock.
  • Archive Volume #4 Highlights of this volume include: Yettie unreserved (and his plot to murder music), Hv confused, and PEEING awards galore!
  • Archive Volume #8 Highlights of this volume include: RT unmasked, U.U. shoving something through my letterbox with love (non-euphamistically of course) and praise for Sweets!
  • Archive Volume #12 Highlights of this volume include: I get to star in a game, GayStar (finally, recognisation of my sexuality!) and caught plagarising a character from Peep Show.
  • Archive Volume #14 Highlights of this volume include: 9001 edits! Another secret conversation (somewhere) and more abductions adoptions!
  • Archive Volume #16 Highlights of this volume include: My string of success, Nameable loosing his minds and Sonje and her cooties or pheramones or whatever.
  • Archive Volume #18 Highlights of this volume include: Shakespeare, The race to twenty features begins and never starts and the 300000$ question.


edit OhRian!!

Taggy's back. Now you have to come back too! So come back. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:43, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

I heard your call and answered. In my own time.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:16 30 August 2011

edit Hang on, I remember you

How are you, man? --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:25, Aug 30

ah not so bad mate, just dropped by really, thought i'd see what was knew. I believe a congratulations are in order! so, you know, congratulations! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:09 31 August 2011
Thanks - although that's kinda bittersweet right now, as there's been some family bad news recently. Swings and roundabouts. Trying to keep a smile going, and this place, so help me, seems to play a part in that. So, how are you doing anyway? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:24, Aug 31
To be perfectly honest I'm not sure, three years have passed since I left school and nothing has really changed in my life and I'm starting to think that might be a really bad thing. And there's been various family dramas and grinding annoyances for almost as long. and starting yesterday I've got a really sore tooth, my mouth seems to think there isn't enough space for one of my incicors and is trying to push it out; which is sort of agony at the minute. but on the plus side Uncyc is still here!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:33 31 August 2011

edit Hang on, I...no,i've never met you before

But hi. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 31 August 2011, at 08:10

Oh you missed out! Back in the old days I practically held the place together. writing magnificent features and pee reviewing the shit out of shit. Good to meet you, seen your name when I was reading through some of the Village Dump stuff.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:13 31 August 2011
I only have a half-feature on Inbox. I have an UnBook on pee reivew. Maybe you could review it? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 31 August 2011, at 08:16
I started reading this a couple of days ago actually, it was a top of the month wasn't it? I really like it so far. as for your UnBook, i'll defo have a look even if I don't get round to reviewing it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:20 31 August 2011
You could check out tons more of my articles here. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 31 August 2011, at 08:23
I shall indeed, really want to get back to this place, however this si my fourth or fifth "comeback" in the last 18 months. similarly if you want to check out some of my articles a list con be found here.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:30 31 August 2011

edit Ensue a loud crash, a huge mess, and some hasty fleeing of the scene

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CRASH


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This hit-and-run brought to you by 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:59, 4 September 2011 , who hopes you'll continue to do such good reviews as you seem to do for another few years.

Best delivery ever!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:50 5 September 2011

edit Hey, it's you!

Now all we need is Sonje to return and Uncyclopedia will be saved from its looming downfall! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 5 September 2011

Don't mean to get all gay on you, but that may just be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:48 5 September 2011

edit Hey

Good to see you're around again. Pup 11:30 16 Dec '11

edit I remember you.

You were the father who abandoned me. --~~First Child Rei Ayanami (give orders) 23:20, January 12, 2012 (UTC) (Also I don't know if you knew that I changed my name, but I used to be called LongLiverh3.)

Who? Pup 12:35 13 Jan '12
I didn't just abandon you... um, Son. I abandoned myself. I drank too much and put on weight and beat your mother half to death. It's been a tough x years for me too! how's it going though, I trust you've won all sorts of awards and conquered the internets? Also hi Puppy!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:18 13 January 2012
Hi yourself. Good to hear about the death of your missus - she was a chain around you neck. Pup 05:05 13 Jan '12
Glad to see that the tone hasn't risen around here! I almost made it back to being a full time user last year. Here's hoping 2012 will be full of inspiration. you still active here properly or are you just visiting too?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:15 13 January 2012
I'm back, but struggling for inspiration myself. I'm getting stuff written finally but none of it has been exceptional. I've just gone back and decided to do a few reviews - it's not fair that you have more than me - and I'm working on UN:IC and a few other bits and bobs. Can you believe that UU has as many features as I do? This is a tragic situation and must be remedied! Pup 06:22 13 Jan '12

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:28, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:56, 18 February 2012

edit Your name

I was handwriting something today, and I noticed that when writing Orian there is a similarity in shape as when writing Onan. There's no point in this, just thought you'd like to know. Pup 12:52 22 Feb '12

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 1 March 2012

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:41, Apr 5

edit So

You're gay and British, huh? Just like 7 out of every 10 Englishmen. (Unlike here in America, where only 3 out of every 100 people are gay.) HA! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:44, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

I'm confused. Are you trying to say that america is somehow better for it's lack of gays? ....Who does your hair?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:47 4 November 2012
He's lying. I can assure that America is in fact super gay. --HM (T) 19:32, November 4, 2012 (UTC)

You exist? So do I! What are the chances of that? --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:44, Nov 5

Wait, are we allowed to do that? Wasn't there that time collapse thing that happened last time? Hows it going man?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:12 5 November 2012
I have no time for anything. Anything. Apart from that, though, it's all good. You? --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:21, Nov 16
(I need to check this site more often...) Eh, same old really. Don't write as much as I should and am still having no luck getting a job. Been kinda in a rut, really. Working on it though.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:19 14 December 2012

edit How to:Walk on Saturn without falling over

Thanks for telling me about the mistake in the writing. I didn't write that bit I think the guy who proofread it wrote that but I've corrected it now by deleting it. Thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 07:15 16, April 2014

Uh, I was kidding. I was, like, continuing the facts related joke from the rest of the conversation. Back in my day comments were ironic/sarcastic by default, are we taking this humour shit seriously now? Although, on a serious note, the "History" paragraph doersn't read very well and could use a look.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 06:36 2 May 2013
The history concept was mine but the proofreader rewrote it so I might change it a bit thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 07:15 16, April 2014
Talk page formatting is important to me. keep indenting untill it starts getting stupid, then start unindenting. Also yeah, I figured you're leading the charge on the write/rewrite of the 'Saturn' article and I'd let you know. It's a fun sort of concept, some good jokes.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:24 2 May 2013
What do you mean re-write?? I wrote the article from its birth to its state now. The only other contributors are an admin User:SPIKE and a proofreader User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather who changed the structure slightly, corrected grammar/spelling errors and added a few humour changes (some of which I reverted). I am very grateful for their help but the article is 90% mine and I'm quite happy that the errors you have pointed out are not my bits as it tells me the bits that I wrote you found funny. Thank you. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 07:15 16, April 2014
PS - If you want to check out the rest of my articles or any articles I reccomend go to my user page. I've done 34 articles with two features (one of them on main page now) in just over a month. Thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 07:15 16, April 2014
PSS - I see you used to be an editor of UnSignpost. Would you like to resume this post? If so contact me. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 07:15 16, April 2014
I meant re-write because I briefly checked the history of the page and it looked to me that someone else started it, did you change your name? I probably just read it wrong. no matter.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:43 8 June 2013

edit Sonje's Back!

OHH-RIAN! You have returned! Hi! There seems to have been some sort of military coup. Did you see? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:15, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah I sort of have surfaced again. was just getting back to this and then i had a computer disaster. got a new one last week and am just sorting it all out. How the hell are you though? :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:49 5 June 2013
Good to see you are coming back! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:54, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
I only just managed to get the stains out from last time.                               Puppy's talk page06:53 07 Jun 2013
PUPPY!!!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:43 8 June 2013
Yep - I still haunt these hollowed halls - albeit very irregularly.                               Puppy's talk page04:04 08 Jun 2013
We have a PLS competition coming up! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:53, June 8, 2013 (UTC)

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