Random Musings of a Language Nerd
lavenderpanda:

Looks like Target’s stocking the new Starfleet maternity uniforms

lavenderpanda:

Looks like Target’s stocking the new Starfleet maternity uniforms

latitans:

defenestrate-yourself:

ikilledmydadonce:

antoinettemalificus:

thecosmicfootprint:

ydrill:

The infinite patience of dogs.

Dogs are SO much more annoying than cats omg. But love them all and want 500 of each.

I personally think it’s the other way around but that’s just me

Same. My dog never caused to me almost fall down stairs or bite my feet at 3 am to get him food he didn’t need. 

What I love most about this gifset is that the dogs with kittens treat them like puppies (meaning dogs younger than 16 weeks, after that playtime is over and discipline starts). They tolerate basically everything and play with them, and one of them even assumes a surrendering position, as he would for a puppy. Like parents let their little kids win games and wrestling matches.

DOGS, MAN. DOGS.

unhooking-the-stars:

So you know that post about Bullshitticus, God of students? We made a shrine to him in the hopes that it will help us in this dire time of midnight essay writing and finals studying. 

su-ic-id-al:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

Seriously, when were the year ranges decided for different types of crimes, and who made these decisions! I mean, I feel like first, rape is a much more heinous crime, and second, there needs to be ranking system based on the deadliness and dangers of different types of drugs, and also the amount of dependence that the person who gets the drugs has, and also the amount of influence that the drug dealer has (like, are they the head of a drug cartel which also deals in kidnappings, extortion, etc., or are they just a corner street hustler, making some extra money.)

deckthehallswithbooksandmagic:

courfeyclause:

tic-tac-yulegerac:

isabeaubeau:

#ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER


DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA

FUCK NOW I’M UPSET

THIS ISN’T JUST LIMITED TO HISTORIANS, BUT ALSO LOVERS OF LIBRARIES AND KNOWLEDGE WHY’D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF ALEXANDRIA?

OMGS, when I learned about Alexandria, I was like, &#8220;WHY?!?! NOOOO!!! We could know so much more! *tears of grief*

deckthehallswithbooksandmagic:

courfeyclause:

tic-tac-yulegerac:

isabeaubeau:

#ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER

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DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA

FUCK NOW I’M UPSET

THIS ISN’T JUST LIMITED TO HISTORIANS, BUT ALSO LOVERS OF LIBRARIES AND KNOWLEDGE WHY’D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF ALEXANDRIA?

OMGS, when I learned about Alexandria, I was like, “WHY?!?! NOOOO!!! We could know so much more! *tears of grief*

anchorsandmoons:

anchorsandmoons:

If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this

actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this.  please take the time. life is hard.   SIGNAL BOOST. 

This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last.  boost. watch. 

Watch this. it might change your life.  reblog. spread the word. 

Wow, this is great stuff.

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

witknitch:

cannibalcoalition:

(Don’t worry, you’re fine.)

I told Mae how I feel about her new beau a few months ago because we want whatever we’re going through to last and that means being honest. She’s still dating him, but she’s decided at least that she’s not in love with him (she…

So, you are in a poly-amorous relationship?
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