User:Pigeon

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Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month May 2007

Coo?

Currently on hiatus due to A2 level exams starting this Friday. Hyper-revision mode, and all that. Will be back after June 21st.

Wut?[edit]

Since my inspiration for articles is rather lacking at the moment, I don't write them. Instead, since I've browsed Uncyclopedia for a long time and am quite familiar with the site, I'll attempt to improve it - proofreading stuff, ICU/VFD/QVFD, maybe suggestions for jokes, whatever. Just as long as I'm on the site.

If I mess up somewhere, such as a QVFD for an article that should be ICU or whatever, just say so on my talk page, and I'll eat myself.

Also, I might take a crap on your head. This is perfectly normal and should be ignored, or cleaned up in a shower. The results are much worse if you get near a real pigeon.

Nemeses[edit]

Links for self-use[edit]

Articles I might be working on to create an extreme sense of mediocrity. Or not. Hey, does this header have a word limit?[edit]

Excretion[edit]

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Bmup smaller.jpg This user is part of The Proofreading Service.


Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Explosion.jpg This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


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