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11/14/12 DBD: First is the Wurst

Why do people on the internet like to post "first" on articles? It makes even less sense than all the spam links. "First" posts lack both the self-serving link that feeds spambots as well as the odd "Hey cutie, check out my site" casing. At any rate, a few posts in, you usually get to the real meat of the comments, as long as no one is being a brat. On the DBD, threads usually devolve into puns, which linguiça like to analyze. Frankly, I think we all enjoy some levity every now and then.

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