klozitshoper


quality posts: 2 Private Messages klozitshoper

For all of the years I have been a wooter, I never try to predict. Really don't need to, as it seems that I am always going on line at 1AM eastern just to check to see what the latest offerings are. Force of habit from the good old days!

potter412


quality posts: 7 Private Messages potter412

1: (tablets) + (knives) - (computers) / (vacuums) * (batteries) * (golf balls) + (dvds) + (individual buckyballs) - (bee-oh-cees) + Pi / 2 = day of month for next wootoff. [all numbers based on average quantities of each product sold in previous 5 wootoffs]

2: I love you! (I've said that to 127 people in my life, but I swear this is the first time I only mean it.)

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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potter412 wrote:

2: I love you! (I've said that to 127 people in my life, but I swear this is the first time I only mean it.)



YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED.


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dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

1. Gatzby sends an email Except for when he doesn't

2. unless something changes


or

are there monkeys?

or

Is there crap?



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

PemberDucky wrote:YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED.



He's talking to the computer.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

potter412


quality posts: 7 Private Messages potter412
PemberDucky wrote:YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED.



Uh, I, well, y'know....



BUSTED.

P.S. - female ;)

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
potter412 wrote:Uh, I, well, y'know....



BUSTED.

P.S. - female ;)



Gender knows no disappointment.

I'm just hanging out, really.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

potter412 wrote:Uh, I, well, y'know....



BUSTED.

P.S. - female ;)



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

She is talking to the computer!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

potter412


quality posts: 7 Private Messages potter412
inkycatz wrote:Gender knows no disappointment.



I wasn't offended, just clarifying haha

theant


quality posts: 7 Private Messages theant

alternjate ending three words:
"repeat item again?"

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

Each night when I connect to the powers beyond, there is only the minimalist level unrest. Most, you see, is a calm swirling of time and misty entities. Ages upon ages, routine upon day, there is little that causes excitement or change. Occasionally, there will be a ripple, a flash of excitement, when the beings of the nether stir in irrational patterns, generating great waves of electricity that strikes down any mortal who is not sure of mind and fleet of foot. These you see are normal bouts of excitement. You frequently see them on April 1, July 12, and December 25.

Then as the woot-off approaches there is an increased tension between the beings, the swirling bursts of excitement do not spark the deathly lightening bursts, but instead, leaves an electric tension throughout the entirety of the nether realm. And then just before woot-time, there is a huge crash, bolts of lightening throbbing in a rhythmic orange blaze. The tension coalesces into a wave of light and electricity. This overwhelming force knocks out power grids and takes down the internet of the mortal realm, and in it's wake a woot-off begins.

Three words: My Last Post

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

theant


quality posts: 7 Private Messages theant

and the monkeys have arrived and the end is Nigh...

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista
SkekTek wrote:1: Wootoffs always happen when work demands I go somewhere for several days without reliable internet access.

2: Pro Bay Shun



So close to my alternative three words:
Got The Dog

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

sporker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sporker

Magic.

moosezilla


quality posts: 5 Private Messages moosezilla

it's over. all the lights are out. we want to know who won. and what they won. and what the actual last three words were.

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

now we wait

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

DrChops


quality posts: 20 Private Messages DrChops

My gut. Instincts. 100% raw guessing power. That's my method.

Last words:
"Hide the magazines.."

Petey Thaseatesmyne

DrChops


quality posts: 20 Private Messages DrChops

For the record that was in on time! A combination of lag, editing and forgetting to hit "post" earlier made it just APPEAR later. :D

Petey Thaseatesmyne

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz

Good morning everyone! It is approximately 7:30am on Friday morning here in the partly cloudy land of Seattle. Ducky and I will be looking over the entries and announcing the results later today!

This is going to be so difficult... But to sweeten the wait, we'll try to include a teaser for Episode 2 with the results as well, because we plan on doing this (and other fun things) again very soon.

I'm just hanging out, really.

lichme


quality posts: 2940 Private Messages lichme
inkycatz wrote:Good morning everyone! It is approximately 7:30am on Friday morning here in the partly cloudy land of Seattle. Ducky and I will be looking over the entries and announcing the results later today!

This is going to be so difficult... But to sweeten the wait, we'll try to include a teaser for Episode 2 with the results as well, because we plan on doing this (and other fun things) again very soon.



Hoooray!

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

100!

Sorry I had to

LP

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz

"Hey Ducky!"
"Hi Cat!"
"That was a difficult case to solve."
"Sure was."
"Good thing we had a bunch of help."
"Are you going to talk all day or just tell them what they want to know?"
"Yeah, I better get to the point."

Please enjoy the best of the bunch!

First up, we have to give some mad props and a Honorable Mention to bogie's monkey pictures. We are of the belief you would make an excellent WootCrimeScene Photographer, should you wish to go that route someday.

brucoite's cleverly crafted method of divination was simply spectacular. Take a bow!

After some debate and careful consideration, we believe that the simple originality of pooflady's "i want one" rang true, much like a shot in the foggy night that clearly hit its mark. Poor fortune teller, but yay pooflady!

Finally, in the realm of overall creativity for both speculation and crime scene analysis, we tip our fancy fedoras and Sherlock caps to chris12345 and Tiamat114. Bravo!

If your name has been mentioned above, you should have a special message in your PM box (the little envelope that is occasionally good for something) from our agents celebrating your victory, other commentary, and thanks.

Well done, everyone! It was a tough decision but we had fun and hope you did too. What does Episode 2 have in store? We may stay in the land of EBW, or head off to one of our other forums. The ideas are already rolling, but the hints you'll get today, alas, they are pretty much the quality of something you'd find in a Bag Of Clues.

It's Friday. That's just how it goes.

What you can count on for sure is after the woot-off lights go on, the game will start (and be sure to look for it) and it won't stop until the lights go back off again.

I'm just hanging out, really.

lichme


quality posts: 2940 Private Messages lichme
inkycatz wrote:

Please enjoy the best of the bunch!




Booooo, you all suck. I'm leaving forever..... er, I mean gratz! I was entertained.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

Oooooh, I'm so excited! I want to thank my mother and my father and my husband and my junior English teacher and everybody at Woot, especially Inky and Ducky. I couldn't have done it without all the little people!



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Bogie21


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Bogie21

I will gladly wear the badge of WootCrimeScene Photographer.

If there's ever a WootCrimeScene around....
A pile of slashed Texas Air left in a corner to rot...
you're sure to find me, somewhere nearby...


Throwing up.

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

Congrats winners, whiners, and others.

Way to go poof!

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

Bogie21


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Bogie21

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff


Good stuff from everybody!
Kudos, back-pats, and fist-bumps all around!

If you run into the winners in the hallway, be sure to give them a long and lingering hug. They like that.



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moosezilla


quality posts: 5 Private Messages moosezilla

anybody gonna admitt what they got?

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
moosezilla wrote:anybody gonna admitt what they got?



Three bags of crap.

I wish. A coupon. Much appreciated.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Tiamat114


quality posts: 48 Private Messages Tiamat114

I'll be perfectly honest, I'm having a TON of problems with my memory that have escalated over the past few months and just had an MRI done Friday to see what's up. I have to admit, I completely and totally forgot I participated in this.

By that I mean I probably never would have remembered it ever again. D:

I went to read the comments on the forums today and was confused and slightly bewildered by a mystery PM, but it was the bestest and awesomest PM I could have ever asked for. Totally made my day, and I needed this boost!

Thanks Cat and Ducky! :D

notanaardvark


quality posts: 4 Private Messages notanaardvark

[quote postid="4979026" user="PemberDucky"]Good stuff from everybody!
Kudos, back-pats, and fist-bumps all around!

Hey,
Cat & Ducky - Do we get another story to play with? Hope so!
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