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Funny story: Aberdeen lose the top spot

Aberdeen lose the top spot

Saturday as a sad day for fans of Aberdeen football club, as the team has once again fallen from its customary top spot in Scottish football in the first gameweek. Aberdeen always seem to find themselves in the Champions League spot before a ball...
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Funny story: Brown & Darling Arrested after UK national debt doubles

Brown & Darling Arrested after UK national debt doubles

Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling,were both arrested by detectives from Scotland yard in the early hours of this morning as Britains National Debt is set to pass 2 TRILLION POUNDS. Brown the former Chancellor, and Darling the current Chancellor, are...
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Funny story: Worzel Gummidge: I am a cider drinker

Worzel Gummidge: I am a cider drinker

Worzel Gummidge is absolutely furious that Alastair Dullthing in his crap budget is raising the price of Cider by 10% its a disaster for Cider drinkers. Worzel put on his boozing head after watching Chancellor Dullthings Budget,he then called up...
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Funny story: Father Ted's Craggy Island Budget

Father Ted's Craggy Island Budget

Father Ted's budget is being done today on Craggy Island, the same day as that idiot Alastair Dullthing, who recently finished last in a Father Ted lookalike contest makes his budget on Bankrupt Island. The two main things Father Ted is got to budget...
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Funny story: Father Ted lookalike contest Dullthing voted worse lookalike

Father Ted lookalike contest Dullthing voted worse lookalike

Alastair Dullthing recently voted the Worlds Dullest Man,has now been voted the Worlds worse Father Ted lookalike. In a Father Ted lookalike contest held in Dublin, the judges decided that Dullthing was without a doubt the worst Father Ted lookali...
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Funny story: UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95

UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95

Alastair Dullthing has admitted that the UK cash crisis is so bad he is terrified to tell Gordon The Bully Brown in case he goes totally berserk. There is not enough money to pay peoples pensions so the government will now need to consider raising...
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Funny story: Alastair Dullthing speaks out against Bully Brown

Alastair Dullthing speaks out against Bully Brown

Alastair Dullthing has spoken out against Bully Brown as apparently he went totally berserk when Dullthing told him how bad the finances were and that the UK was as Bust as America who owe thirteen trillion dollars. Dullthing said "The forces of h...
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