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Best April Fools Post Contest

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Jon, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Hey everybody!

    As stated in the announcement previously, there is a prize for the best post to come out of the past 24 hours.

    What follows are the two and a half rules rules for this contest:

    1. You can not submit a post that you made yourself.

    2. You can vote for a post via thumbing the post you think is the best, if it has already been submitted.

    2.5. If you have no remaining thumbs, you may quote the post to show your support.

    Now...


    SHOW ME
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    WHAT YOU GOT
     
  2. Darth_Revan

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    I got a big kick out of this:

     
  3. Majube

    Majube Seventh Year

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    Can't remember which shitpost thread exactly this was from so just backing up Nazgus' quote of someone else's quote.
     
  4. oakes

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    Taure's post in "Today, everyone is Taure" thread is the best one I think. It got a laugh out of me.
     
  5. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros.

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    Its from TOMD.

     
  6. Rhaegar I

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    Honestly, I got a laugh out of that one thread that claimed I masturbate to Ron because of how I defend him so much. But alas, it seems that one was outright deleted.
     
  7. vlad

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    10/10 for TheTycat, in the Taure (archive) thread.
     
  8. Garden

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    Best post of the holiday: Tsar's post in Taure's Archive thread.



    1. It freaked me out. I really enjoyed Alexandra Potter and this felt very real.

    2. Taure has previously made (IIRC-- though it'd be hard to find those posts. Maybe it's false news/memories) arguments stating that authors are not obligated to leave copies of their fics for fans-- thus it felt quite realistic.
     
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