The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

March 2015

Snoopy Life is better with a dog. pic.twitter.com/kcLMzAWPX4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Mar 23rd, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

bhalp1 Sometimes when I’m writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say “this is bullshit!” but I can never remember what “this” refers to

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Mar 21st, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

davepell Now I get it.

Slack is the place for your quips that aren’t good enough for Twitter.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Mar 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

rachidmolinary On Mobile Wallets & Building for Apple Pay @kemmott @CapitalOneLabs @sxsw pic.twitter.com/qrqHWSp91P

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Mar 16th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

kGibilterra What is intuition? “A feeling for the order lying behind the appearance of something” -Einstein. @nolagal at

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Mar 15th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ftrain guys the zombie outbreak won’t be because eco-terrorists free infected test monkeys but because nerds try to mine bitcoin with DNA computing

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Mar 15th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

peteerickson Excited to go on @fox5newsdc this morning to talk . Any thoughts to share? @GoModev

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Mar 10th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Rachelskirts And nine—nine Apple Watch Editions were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:03 AM, Mar 10th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

dhh Apple had the bandwidth to execute the iPhone 6, new Macbook, and the new watch at the same time. Think about that.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Mar 9th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

dhh Snark is how we retain the illusion of a critical mind while furiously refreshing the Apple Store website to send all our $$$ to Cupertino.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Mar 9th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)
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