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  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    Many colleges and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address. For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you have a large and diverse pool of people to choose from. Add to that a large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny addresses. Probably not funny to the individual involved, however:

    TOP TEN Actual E-mail Addresses
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    10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu

    9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme@fu.edu

    8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - blowmegd@dropdrawers.com

    7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) - dickinme@iup.edu

    6. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk@lvu.edu

    5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com

    4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker@pu.edu

    3. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) - ibballin@bsu.edu

    2. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada) - btkisser@bendover.com

    1. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us) - ihadcock@tru.com
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    hahahaha
     
  3. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    drop them all a line if u fancy it!
    tell them they have stupid names
     
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    Gumby Well-Known Member

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    how unfortunate! :lol:

    the only slightly funny one that ive come across irl was a lecturer at uni.

    shane lavery: slavery.
     
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    Kibon Blaze It Down !

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    lol !
     
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    DJ NUERA Well-Known Member

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    Lol best one I've had at work is Tino Kuntsman (german)
    First 3 letters of last name then first 3 letters of first name.

    Kuntin
     
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    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com

    this is the best by far... beer an bj at my place hahahaha briliant
     
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    lmfao....
     

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