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Tuesday, 29 April 2014

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Where's Harry?

A book called "From Bags to Bitches" has rocketed to the Number One slot in America. Written by Alma Chancer it had originally sold only two hundred and nine copies; but after a lawyer working for Schillings inadvertently leaked on a Twitter account that the real author was J.K. Rowling sales leapt incredibly.

The news was accidentally leaked on Justin Bieber's Twitter account. Justin has over 51 million followers. Schillings said they would make sure it did not happen again and apologized to their client for their carelessness.

Ms. Rowling was unavailable for comment as she had been unexpectedly invited to the palace by the Queen to attend a Masonic ritual governed by Grand Master Prince Michael of Kent.

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