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It was the other Sooty 0 andhrimnir 4 years

[url=http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/168690/daily-tv-round-uppaul-daniels-hospitalised-by-pizza.html]Sooty puts Paul Daniels in hospital[/url] but I applaud him non the less...

Have you ever had a body part injured by someone of the same name? 10 Son of Barnabas 4 years

(As started on another thread) Michael Foot stood on my Foot, Ed Balls kneed me in the balls, Tony Hancock once did something unspeakable involving 4 parts of my anatomy You get the picture any...

Bad Journalism 0 Quaz 4 years

My spelling is poor, but at least I am not paid for it. Even the first sentence is factually wrong....

Norway Photoshop Nerd Moratorium 0 rikkor 4 years
Norway joke moratorium. 23 rikkor 4 years
Another for the 'too weird to satirise' vault... 7 Qoxiivi 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-13013076...

Writers' Room Amnesty - 2 54 editor 4 years

Do you have a favourite story that never made it? Do you think your definite front page or NIB was overlooked? Do you want to speak up for another writers' story that should have been picked up by...

Cuntface Marshes rejected as name for new olympic neighbourhood 2 beau-jolly 4 years

Can't think why...

anyone been watching 'Show me the funny'? 3 pere floza 4 years

a very flawed format, but the moments when some of the would-be comedians die on stage are just toe-curlingly priceless...

Guest who? 9 Qoxiivi 4 years

Just curious, but how many FPs, NiBs etc do you need to stop being ‘guest’? I think I’ve had 5 or 6 FPs and about 3 or 4 NiBs now...

Getting An FP Goes Both Ways 3 Textbook 4 years

Newsbiscuit Contributor: Dad, what do you think of me? Dear Old Dad: So far? Pretty disappointing. NC: But look! Look! I've acheived something! This comedy writing site Newsbiscuit is using my...

Onion Tribute Thread 19 Textbook 4 years

I suppose this place has a love/hate relationship with The Onion as I bet more than once Newsbiscuit has tried to run something and then found that The Onion has a near identical or highly similar...

Time For A Newsbiscuit Iphone/Ipad App? 5 Textbook 4 years

Looking at The Onion's app and other similar programs made to optimise delivery of content to the increasingly omnipresent mobile devices, perhaps it is time to start developing one of these...

Sod's law - have you any other examples? 13 Dick Everyman 4 years

Sod's law is getting an FP but being away for the weekend when it appeared and not having a smart phone or smart anything else to see it in all its glory. However I am extrememly grateful to NB....

Do you guys kmow C k lewis 1 guffaw 4 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSnj3HlTt0&NR=1&feature=fvwp...

Waylandsmithy launches bid for entire Home page 0 dvo4fun 4 years

Well deserved too. Grrrr...

How do I delete messages in my private mail? 2 The All New Jeni B 4 years

I'm sure I'm about to be embarrassed by the simplicity of the solution, but I'm buggered if I can figure it out...

Jen, your box is full, apparently. 2 Al OPecia 4 years

Just saying...

USA to return to simpler times,God and Famine. More soon. 0 Al OPecia 4 years
Ch. d'Yquem 1811 only £75,000 - Sorry sold out 23 beau-jolly 4 years

Such a heart warming story. The bottle was bought by a humble, hard-working sommelier who plans to drink it in 5 years time to celebrate 50 years working in the same restaurant., Just wandered what...

Well done christopher jefferies 8 ianslat 4 years

Another nail in the tabloid coffin hopefully...

Harry Potter actor convicted of knocking himself into a cocked hat. 5 wallster 4 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-14341304]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-14341304[/url]...

Oops... 0 be reasonable 4 years

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/8671237/The-week-in-pictures-29-July-2011.html...

When the NOTW were hacking bereaved families phones can anyone hazard a guess 7 guffaw 4 years

what info they were trying to get or what stories they were going to run...

Olympic left alert... 8 4 years

What's more ironic is the mascot for the paralympics looks like it's pissed itself.,...

Robert Rankin 8 4 years

Anyone else a Robert Rankin fan? Brilliant author, who doesn't get enough publicity. Much as I like and admire Terry Pratchet, Robert Rankin makes me laugh a lot more. The Antipope was his first...

We get "BBC America" here. 8 rikkor 4 years

It is so laughably bad. Like something a local TV affiliate in Lexington, Kentucky would have produced in 1978. There was a overly long segment about your Olympics tonight. BBC showed time-lapse...

Tough luck, Grandma! 4 rikkor 4 years

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/cataracts-hips-knees-and-tonsils-nhs-begins-rationing-operations-2327268.html Gosh. People who don't read the news have been...

* * * POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS * * * 21 Scroat 4 years

I have a big roll of genuine crime scene tape. Any suggestions as to mischief I could get up to with this? I thought about blocking off the bridge, which is the only river crossing for several miles...

Is that a magic wand in your pocket... 0 riesler 4 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-14341304 "guilty of performing a sex act under cover of a juggler's hat" - how many balls did he use? The judge also considered a " short...
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