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2013-03-29 06:48:12 PM
"For All Retarded Kindred-spirits."
 
2013-03-29 06:48:30 PM
Found
After
Reddit
Knew
 
2013-03-29 06:49:28 PM
Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.
 
2013-03-29 06:49:54 PM
For
Advanced
Rectal
Knowledge
 
2013-03-29 06:51:01 PM
Friends in
America
Raping
Kittens
 
2013-03-29 06:51:51 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.


So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?
 
2013-03-29 06:55:42 PM
Find  A  Real  Kink
 
2013-03-29 06:58:21 PM
fetal alcohol related kith
 
2013-03-29 07:03:28 PM

Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?


Zero.
 
2013-03-29 07:04:36 PM
Fire Another Rocket Keith
 
2013-03-29 07:06:49 PM
Freindly
Asses
Regurgitating
Knowledge
 
2013-03-29 07:07:56 PM
Fap  A  Ready  Knockwurst
 
2013-03-29 07:09:12 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?

Zero.


Says the guy that knew it was from reddit.
 
2013-03-29 07:11:40 PM
Fetch  A  Ready  Keg
 
2013-03-29 07:14:38 PM

Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?

Zero.

Says the guy that knew it was from reddit.


I can give you tips on getting greens if you'd like. It doesn't involve reddit.
 
2013-03-29 07:17:57 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?

Zero.

Says the guy that knew it was from reddit.

I can give you tips on getting greens if you'd like. It doesn't involve reddit.


I know what it involves, being in the right place at the right time. Would you like to know the 3 windows when you have the best chance of getting a green?
 
2013-03-29 07:21:41 PM
Fat  And Ridiculously Kinky
 
2013-03-29 07:22:57 PM

Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?

Zero.

Says the guy that knew it was from reddit.

I can give you tips on getting greens if you'd like. It doesn't involve reddit.

I know what it involves, being in the right place at the right time. Would you like to know the 3 windows when you have the best chance of getting a green?


I don't really submit anymore because I think the best time is between 7 am and 10 am eastern and I work late nights these days. Most of my greesn came via Google news searches using words that would probably get some good content (penis, parents outraged, freak accident, etc), limited to the past 24 hours.
 
2013-03-29 08:18:36 PM
 
2013-03-29 09:12:15 PM
For
Awesome
Relevant
Knockers
 
2013-03-29 09:14:00 PM
For unlAwful caRnal Knowlege.
Obviously.
 
2013-03-29 09:15:03 PM
d
 
2013-03-29 09:16:46 PM

loki see loki do: d


lulz

You dropped something. :-D
 
2013-03-29 09:18:44 PM
Fat
Anonymous
Righteous
Knowitalls
 
2013-03-29 09:21:46 PM
Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Kentucky

//El Duque se chupa.
 
2013-03-29 09:21:48 PM
for all retarded krabapple
 
2013-03-29 09:23:23 PM
Fingering
A
Rabid
Koala
 
2013-03-29 09:23:45 PM
Flatulent Apes Reenacting Kazaam
 
2013-03-29 09:24:13 PM
and I hardly ever use dropped D.

_
_
_
_
_
.
 
2013-03-29 09:24:13 PM
For

All

Reddit

Knockoffs (apparently)
 
2013-03-29 09:24:17 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.


I hope you said the same thing in the reddit threads created when people took the links I submitted and the headlines that I wrote.
 
2013-03-29 09:26:18 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.


You really think Reddit came up with that? People have been doing the "If (insert name here) was an acronym" thing for 40 years.

Just like Hollywood, there are no original ideas on internet forums.
 
2013-03-29 09:27:48 PM
Someone needs to update that straight jacket "Libs Libs Libs" pic with "Reddit Reddit Reddit". Personally, i can't stand that mess of a website, so I don't care if it came first. Same with 4chan. To each their own.
 
2013-03-29 09:28:37 PM
Friendless Autistic Rage Kommies
 
2013-03-29 09:29:12 PM
Fetish Ass Rump Kissing

...Just be glad I didn't use the really nasty stuff I first thought of....
 
2013-03-29 09:29:24 PM
farking
Alright
Ridiculous
Koonts!
 
2013-03-29 09:31:47 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Found
After
Reddit
Knew


I lol'd.
 
Al!
2013-03-29 09:32:10 PM
Finally, Another Retarded King
 
2013-03-29 09:33:04 PM
farkers
Are
Retardedly
Kruel


and I love it.
 
2013-03-29 09:34:18 PM
DAMN YOU FILTER!
You win this round.

farker.
 
2013-03-29 09:34:39 PM

citizenj: farkers
Are
Retardedly
Kruel


and I love it.


tivoli!!  i love it spelled backwards!!
 
2013-03-29 09:38:32 PM
Financial
Advisors
Relaying
Knowledge

/how to find the next penny stock success story!
 
2013-03-29 09:39:05 PM
Frequently
Acquired
Reddit
Karma
 
2013-03-29 09:40:18 PM
Faustian
Aubergines
Rancorously
Kibbled
 
2013-03-29 09:40:44 PM

MadameX: Fetch  A  Ready  Keg


Drew seen applying for trademark on this phrase ten seconds after this post.
 
2013-03-29 09:46:19 PM
Fair Admins relay Knowledge

I know, I can suck up with the best of them
 
2013-03-29 09:46:52 PM
Forty thousand
Adolescent
Retarded
Know-it-alls
 
2013-03-29 09:47:00 PM
Freaks
Are
Really
Kooky
 
2013-03-29 09:47:38 PM

whatshisname: Forty thousand
Adolescent
Retarded
Know-it-alls


+1
 
2013-03-29 09:50:50 PM

Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Popcorn Johnny: thismomentinblackhistory: Stop rehashing stupid shiat from other websites and show some goddamn originality.

So how many of your 201 greens are stolen from reddit, about 197?

Zero.

Says the guy that knew it was from reddit.


Yes, you are absolutely right. Fark never, ever thought to do this until after Reddit did it.
 
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