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The forecast is for a mild weekend around here... I am beyond ready for spring... In contrast to that rat groundhog, my mailman gave me an excuse for optimism yesterday, as he explained a superstition that says to expect an early spring because of how early the Chinese New Year fell this year. At this point I'm ready to pin my hopes on anything... I think have to admit to myself that I may have finally had my fill of northeastern winters.

Play Time: Warthog Launch.
Stories of the Day: Man Accused of Stealing .25 Cents of Power. Thanks Trymeyes.
Man Dies After Lying In Yard For Days Refusing Help. Not the same man.
Men Illegally Performed X-Rays to Test Machines, Officials Say (registration required). Different men altogether.
Science!: First-of-a-kind cancer fighter approved.
Snapshot taken of the tiniest time interval: Electron movements pinned down to the split second.
British speeders get e-frowns before fines.
Follow-ups: Power drain threatening Mars rover.
One Producer of U.S. Beef Wants to Test All Its Cattle.
Thanks Mike Martinez.

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36. LOL! Feb 27, 2004, 18:34 Halsy
 
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93lsexycakes.phtml

Anyone remember that sketch? Pure hilarity.


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"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
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  7. Feb 27, 11:45  Re: No subject nin
  8. Feb 27, 11:48   Re: No subject  Blue 
  11. Feb 27, 11:59    Re: No subject Rigs
  14. Feb 27, 12:46     speed traps amygdala
  17. Feb 27, 12:59     Re: No subject Mirsky
  10. Feb 27, 11:56   Re: No subject ExcessDan
  13. Feb 27, 12:27  Re: No subject Moog Operator
  16. Feb 27, 12:52  Re: No subject The Truth
  2. Feb 27, 11:15 Steal 0.2 of a Euro in electricity GinRummy
  6. Feb 27, 11:27  Re: Steal 0.2 of a Euro in electricity zaq
  26. Feb 27, 14:42   Re: Steal 0.2 of a Euro in electricity FatalTourist
  9. Feb 27, 11:50  Re: Steal 0.2 of a Euro in electricity sauron
  3. Feb 27, 11:16 Blue come to Phoenix bigp3rm1
  4. Feb 27, 11:17 Warthog Launch ShockwaveRider
  15. Feb 27, 12:51  Re: Warthog Launch Satyric0n
  18. Feb 27, 13:00   Re: Warthog Launch RichRz
  19. Feb 27, 13:37    Re: Warthog Launch ILL Robinson
  20. Feb 27, 13:42     Re: Warthog Launch Frijoles
  25. Feb 27, 14:39      Re: Warthog Launch indiv
  5. Feb 27, 11:18 Blue? zaq
  12. Feb 27, 12:13 Infinium Labs Follow-up JHMirage
  21. Feb 27, 13:53 E-frowns? Halsy
  22. Feb 27, 14:01  Re: E-frowns? Bronco
  31. Feb 27, 16:14   Re: E-frowns? Halsy
  32. Feb 27, 16:33    Re: E-frowns? Bronco
  33. Feb 27, 17:12     Re: E-frowns? Tango
  34. Feb 27, 17:53      Re: E-frowns? Halsy
  37. Feb 27, 18:42       Re: E-frowns? The Truth
  38. Feb 27, 19:19       Re: E-frowns? Bronco
  44. Feb 27, 20:22        Re: E-frowns? Tony!!!
  45. Feb 27, 21:18         Re: E-frowns? indiv
  51. Feb 28, 02:20          Re: E-frowns? nin
  52. Feb 28, 11:05          Re: E-frowns? Tango
  58. Mar 2, 21:13           Re: E-frowns? Xenos Overdrive
  55. Feb 28, 12:19          Re: E-frowns? Bronco
  23. Feb 27, 14:01 punks not dead space captain
  24. Feb 27, 14:33 Bah! Warthog Launch. Ant
  27. Feb 27, 14:45  Re: Bah! Warthog Launch. Tim
  29. Feb 27, 15:31   Re: Bah! Warthog Launch. Frijoles
  30. Feb 27, 15:51    Re: Bah! Warthog Launch. nin
  28. Feb 27, 15:14 loonyboi's Oscar picks Bronco
  35. Feb 27, 18:32 No subject RazorWynd
>> 36. Feb 27, 18:34 LOL! Halsy
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  40. Feb 27, 19:41  Re: No subject Tony!!!
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  59. Mar 4, 17:50  Re: No subject Moog Operator


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