Tuesday, 24 January 2017

{100+ Latest} Funny Status For Whatsapp In English, Hindi, Funny Status

Posted by Mahendra Kumar Yadav

Funny Status For Whatsapp

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Funny Status For Whatsapp In English

Funny Whatsapp Status
Funny Whatsapp Status

Here you can read and select short and famous Funny Whatsapp Status In The English language are given below. you can check the collection of Whatsapp Status In English from given below list.
In life, I need only you

When I think about you

I don't feel so alone

My father always told me,

Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life

It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote.

Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''

Am gonna Make my Status

better you too Focus on your Status only

4G 3G Tan Pind Ghat Aunde Ne,

Apan 2G Net_Pack Naal Saar Laine Aan,
Sade Kol Kehra Das HD Aa Camera,
Thoda Pic Te BLUR Jeha Maar Laine Aan


Love Whatsapp Status For Girlfriend In Hindi

Funny Status For  Whatsapp

That moment when a question on a test is
so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”

Don’t you wish people could be like money,

so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

Love your Girl Like You Love Your Hot Coffee…..Enjoy it before its Hotness Goes


Make your Facebook/ Whatsapp profile page & wall posts

interesting every day with our latest and newest best status updates for all occasions.


Funny Whatsapp Status

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You.
The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.


Sometimes when I say I am okay what I really want is for someone to hold my hand,

look me in the eyes and say your are not okay, here is $1000.

People always say everything happens for a reason.

So remember every time when I punch you in the face,
then remember I have a reason .


Best Funny Status For Whatsapp In English & Hindi

Whatsapp Status Funny

Kaam aisa karo ki naam ho jaye, ya phir,
Naam aisa karo ki sunte he kaam ho jaye

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.


People say everything happens for a reason.

So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. -Henny Youngman



Status For Whatsapp Funny

A man asks a trainer in the gym:
“I want 2 impresses that beautiful girl,
which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”.

Pati He Hamko Sare Jahan Me Pyara,
Bhagvan Se Bhi Bada He Wo Devata Hamara,
Aaj Rahenge Unke Liya Bhukhe Hum,
Kyu Ke Ho Jaye lambi Umar Aur Sundar Swathya,
Isi Liye To He Ye Karva Chauth Ka Mahatmya

hum to aaj bhi apane hunar me dum rakhate hai chaa jate hai rang jb mahfile me kadam rakhate hai

Tumhare paas 2 hi vikalp h – Kuware raho aur Shaadi ke baare me sochte raho,
ya Shaadi karlo aur fir kyu ki ye sochte raho.

Attitude Whatsapp Status In Hindi & English For Lover

Funny Whatsapp Status Message

Even if you are a mass murderer,
International rogue,
and children Abductor,
People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" on your birthday.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets an enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.

So these above given Funny Whatsapp statuses In English are selected best Whatsapp status. We hope you like and share these Whatsapp Status with your friends, family members, Relatives and other members who loved you. 

WhatsApp is the instant messaging apps which are used by the people to send photos pictures and video SMS messages and quotes status etc to her friends I also publish the Punjabi Whatsapp Status Hindi Whatsapp Status and Motivational Whatsapp Status Etc. so you can share this with your friends also I hope your friends will like this.

2 comments:

  1. I really love your blog there's a lot to share. Keep it up. Actually, I am looking for Funny Whatsapp Status. Do you have?

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