Forum » Topic: March Writer of the Month http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 25 Jun 2017 19:18:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Squudge on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219338 Sat, 12 Apr 2014 12:30:06 +0000 Squudge 219338@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>0.o</p> <p>Did Pinxit just offer the NAL a screw?</p> <p>I am pretty sure that wasn't on the approved bribes list. What would she declare in the 'hospitality book', I wonder. </p> pinxit on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219336 Sat, 12 Apr 2014 12:17:07 +0000 pinxit 219336@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you so much Nice Admin Lady, the flatpack NB mugette has finally arrived!</p> <p>After reading the instruction book several times I have managed to erect it, but have one screw left over.</p> <p>Would you like me to return it, or should I retain it? (Just in case of some future eventuality I should find myself with a screw loose.) </p> bookiesfriend on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219323 Sat, 12 Apr 2014 10:08:50 +0000 bookiesfriend 219323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Squudge, don't worry about my injuries and, ahem, chipolata, I've had worse (puts on brave little soldier face) </p> bookiesfriend on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219322 Sat, 12 Apr 2014 10:08:10 +0000 bookiesfriend 219322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Squudge, don't worry about my injuries and, ahem, chipolata, I've had worse (puts on brave little soldier face) </p> Sinnick on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219313 Sat, 12 Apr 2014 07:24:48 +0000 Sinnick 219313@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done, Squudge </p> Squudge on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219300 Fri, 11 Apr 2014 22:36:35 +0000 Squudge 219300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>bookie - I really enjoyed your NiB today, ace headline, despite your injuries.</p> <p>Kevin is actually feeling quite ashamed about your chipolata. I hope it doesn't smart too much. </p> Nice Admin Lady on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219289 Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:16:41 +0000 Nice Admin Lady 219289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, sorry about that. In the absence of mug-sized boxes I had to make do with superglue, cement and silly string. </p> Kevin the Swan on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219281 Fri, 11 Apr 2014 18:37:36 +0000 Kevin the Swan 219281@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>&lt;smacks beak dubiously&gt;</p> <p>that last chipolata was a bit underdone... </p> Electrelane on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219260 Fri, 11 Apr 2014 14:44:22 +0000 Electrelane 219260@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mug finally arrived - haven't opened it yet as it looks like Fort Knox having a paranoid breakdown. </p> Scroat on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219253 Fri, 11 Apr 2014 13:55:13 +0000 Scroat 219253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Squidge...</p> <p><blockquote>and indeed dip your hobnobs</blockquote></p> <p>Don't go all rock and roll now you're famous. </p> bookiesfriend on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219224 Fri, 11 Apr 2014 08:46:23 +0000 bookiesfriend 219224@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kevin, don't worry I won't make that mistake again. Its very difficult to write subs with both arms in plaster, but that's not the worst of it let me tell you...... </p> GrumpyCat on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219197 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 21:41:19 +0000 GrumpyCat 219197@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>your own fault Kevin - you offered to arm-wrestle him after your third Babycham and it all went downhill from there. </p> Kevin the Swan on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219191 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:57:31 +0000 Kevin the Swan 219191@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Squudge has been making drunken burbling noises about being in fine company this month, and would like you all to know that the open-top bus celebration has been cancelled after an unfortunate incident with a bollard.</p> <p>Meanwhile, Mr Bookiesfriend, never, ever, try to pillowfight with a swan again. </p> Oxbridge on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219172 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 17:28:41 +0000 Oxbridge 219172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Squudge.</p> <p>No I'm not, incidentally. </p> bookiesfriend on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219168 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 16:37:34 +0000 bookiesfriend 219168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes congratulations to Squudge and apologies again for my behaviour at the awards ceremony, unforgivable. I didn't mean those things I said, it was the bubbles talking. Please send me the cleaning bill for the vomit stains on the red carpet and I'll take care of it. </p> pinxit on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219162 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:35:19 +0000 pinxit 219162@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yay! Nice one Squudgely! =]</p> <p>Anxiously waiting for postie to slither the IKEA flat-packed mug through the letter box.</p> <p>(Hope they've included an Allen key). </p> beau-jolly on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219160 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 15:25:50 +0000 beau-jolly 219160@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>YAY! Squudge. About time too! Just your name makes me smile (too much gushing?) </p> Not Amused on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219157 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 14:52:01 +0000 Not Amused 219157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>congrats Squudge .. </p> Squudge on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219152 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 14:25:12 +0000 Squudge 219152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. &lt;trembly, teary Hale Berry mode&gt; </p> <p>My first award for writing anything, other than a swift smack when I was little.</p> <p>I think Al &amp; ID should be allowed to sup from the hallowed chalice of Biscuitry, and indeed dip your hobnobs. I really hope it already comes with tea stains and JoF's bent fag-end. Icing on the cake, so to speak. </p> Titus on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219143 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 11:54:26 +0000 Titus 219143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"<em>... you could maintain a stubborn brown ring stain on your rim ...</em>"</p> <p>Too much information.</p> <p>But congratulations to all concerned anyway! </p> Wrenfoe on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219141 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 11:47:29 +0000 Wrenfoe 219141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gratz Squudge :D </p> Ironduke on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219133 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 09:48:57 +0000 Ironduke 219133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Squudge. I think it is only fair to recognise my contribution to your mug...perhaps you could maintain a stubborn brown ring stain on your rim and name it in my honour. </p> Al OPecia on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219127 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 08:49:41 +0000 Al OPecia 219127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Squudge - do ID and I get the mug for a fortnight each every year? </p> Nice Admin Lady on "March Writer of the Month" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74921#post-219118 Thu, 10 Apr 2014 01:21:31 +0000 Nice Admin Lady 219118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Finally, all of the previous mugs have been wrapped up and sent off. From hereon in, I’ll only have to post one a month as opposed to several million in one go. It's all in the hands of Royal Mail now. </p> <p>March’s winner must have had a gut feeling, their subtle ‘Where’s the Writer of the Month post Nice Admin Lady, eh? EH?’ posts haven’t gone unnoticed. With their brilliant ‘MOD planning ‘massive exercise’ north of Hadrian’s Wall’, March’s winner of the coveted mug is Squudge! Well done Squudge, enjoy *all the benefits of being a NewsBiscuit champion. </p> <p>Runners up for this month include: Bookiesfriend (Missing man found ‘alive and frightened’ in John Lewis), Ludicity (Visitors still trapped in MC Escher exhibition), farmer giles (Sky News latest: missing vanished jet ‘possibly hijacked by Dr Evil’), and finally the group effort from Gary Stanton, Quoxivii and Madjez with a hat tip to Throngsman. (Bob Crow brings heaven out on strike). </p> <p>Well done, everyone! </p> <p>*First pick of the out of date Christmas chocs hidden at the top of the stationery cupboard, and immortalisation of your success in the Writer of the Month hall of fame. </p>
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