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Shaela Jalava2011-09-01
@Shaewra1,145 days
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
He will hire me a handmaid name Jhiqui and we will have a summer home on lake como next to george clooney
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Friday morning moments: Hashim and i planning our lives together for when he becomes marijuana kingpin of Pakistan
2d               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Why am I having reoccurring dreams that I'm dating Drake
2d               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
You gotta kiss a lot of frogs...
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YA BOY COURAGE @YahBoyCourage
WHEN THE WHOLE SQUAD LOOKING FRESH pic.twitter.com/njY5q5ZBnu
10d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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sean t @seanmtylr
where is the pumpkin stem? pic.twitter.com/8abesteDJD
10d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Thank goodness I live close to the university or I would never go to class 😅
9d               
amanda bynes @amandabynes
Help a nigga out and hop off ma dick
9d Retweeted by Shaewra               
114,125
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I would so marry Nick Miller
10d               
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AYY LMAO @ayylmao
Kanye West explaining "Niggas In Paris" Gets me every time. vine.co/v/h6WO3prO3ee
14d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I just had my "wtf am I doing in university it's pointless and stressful" mid-undergrad crisis moment
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
"Who am I?" - Descartes. "Why am I?" -Camus. "What am I?"- Chopped Liver.
12d               
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Living Language @livinglanguage
It's here! The @livinglanguage #Dothraki course is now available: ow.ly/ClmUg #LearnDothraki cards.twitter.com/cards/eymu0/5h…
12d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Couldn't wait till tomorrow so I'm seeing it in an hour.......
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Someone please take me to see Gone Girl tomorrow it's all I want and all I need to make this horrible week turn around ughhhhhhhhh
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
"Faith is the surrender of the mind"
18d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
It's an illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money
18d               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I hate those dreams about someone that are so vivid and then you wake up realize that person isn't in your life anymore 😔
19d               
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Julia Landry @julzlandry
If you say "I seen it" instead of "I saw it" I revoke any nice thing I've said to and/or about you.
21d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Rosie Seidel @rjseidel
it's Pokémon not Pokemon
21d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Common White Girl @girlposts
me as hell pic.twitter.com/cQhAkpKn0o
24d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Every single person in this class has a water bottle except me
23d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Wow Kendrick's new song
25d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Next time I say "let's go out on a Monday!" Punch me in the face
26d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
There is a town called Westerose in Alberta
30d               
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Kelsey Fossenier @kelseylayneee
Some blondes are so obsessed with other blondes.. I consider myself one of those girls 😍👸🙊
31d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I was NOT prepared for the number of old flings I would run into at uofc #killme
31d               
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Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule
Not even getting out of bred today, I don't care. Bredtime means no lonely times, it's just dreams. #ForYorSleeps
31d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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The Onion @TheOnion
Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written Book In Over 2,000 Years onion.com/1sjAKzV pic.twitter.com/KX6OiHIJIT
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Just remembered that someone challenged @CutforthTy to a dance battle at the club on Saturday 💃
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Yo trabajo duro, como en madero y yeso
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
the roof is not my son... but I will raise it
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
When I lose headphones a part of me goes with them
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Kelsey Fossenier @kelseylayneee
💯 pic.twitter.com/1ML36S981d
39d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I NEED TO ATTEND THE RAVE OF THRONES
40d               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
@jasgren your tweets amuse me
40d in reply to jasgren               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
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Milk @miilkkk
Apple let's fix the real problem pic.twitter.com/Hn449h2E6w
40d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
Science is sexy pic.twitter.com/nz46qbq1Y9
41d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I would rather be passionate about things that some may think are lame than be passionate about nothing at all
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I could probably drive down crowchild with my eyes closed
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TMZ @TMZ
WATCH: Lil Wayne up in tha club... eating watermelon? tmz.me/qwTL856 pic.twitter.com/LsE4eHCsN5
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
😷
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no @tbhjuststop
teacher: sit down
me: drank
44d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
We got a football signed by Thad.... Lost the football signed by Thad
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Movin on up
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
... Apparently it's not until January... 😭😭😭
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
New season of it's always sunny premiers tomorrow 😭😭😭😭😭😭
47d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Traffic lights: the great equalizer
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Iiiii just waaaant toooo flyyyyy
49d               
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ms @mstepaniuk
i swear ive learned way more listening podcasts than I have learned in school
53d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Must be the weather 😔
60d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Ugh
61d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
I just want more game of thrones, fan theories have taken over my life
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Calgary is one of those lovely cities where you can forget your bag somewhere and come back 20 minutes later and it will still be there
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Calgary Herald @calgaryherald
Giant slip and slide coming to Calgary streets bit.ly/1toO9fg #yyc pic.twitter.com/e185KjtW1t
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Just kill me
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Personalized license plates are basic
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Finally I have a job that makes me feel good about my life
72d               
jossyp0p @j_tr1lla
nicki's verse on monster is still my fave tho
73d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Woah these Aritzia girls so passionate
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Biggie ain't die for this vine.co/v/ME6AvEUnLt5
80d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Hot as balls weather means time to retreat inwards for my annual summer pokemon-a-thon
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Julia Landry @julzlandry
You know a decision is the right one when you feel a huge weight off your shoulders rather than guilt and regret
86d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
@jeovo No.
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Torey Hruska @torgirl_
Having long hair and having a clean bathroom are 2 things that can not coexist. #sorrymom
91d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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jenessa @jjenessa
What is life without hot sauce
92d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Tonight is magical
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
@malzorm psychology!
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Got accepted, ready to take over U of C this fall 👊
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ThingsWhiteFolksLike @Things4WhitePpl
Tanning their left arm while driving
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Have you ever tried to sleep after watching one of the paranormal activities? Every sound is a demon
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Christine Orton @yungchristinee
Praise god stampede is over
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Kim Cattrall came into my work today 😍😍
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Someone take me to see Wicked
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS LED UP TO
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
SAILOR MOON IS BACK
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Christine Orton @yungchristinee
Kendrick Lamar is the best thing that ever happened to me
113d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
@SCsupport yes I've done that many times but now I can't even find it on the App Store on my iphone
116d in reply to SCsupport               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
@SCsupport have so many issues with your app crashing or unable to open. I deleted it to redownload but can't even access it!
116d in reply to SCsupport               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Try a little tenderness
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
@scarjolie it's almost hard for him to argue cause he's so much smarter than most of the people he has debates with haha
120d in reply to scarjolie               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
"96% of the universe is not us. It's something else"
120d               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
No code
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kcp @kathrynmariecp
Literally me. vine.co/v/MTO1dVv9DBw
121d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Common White Girl @girlposts
girls be getting their nails done like this. pic.twitter.com/uZalROEEdU
121d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
slurpee on sale today buy one get free sex hurry hurry
122d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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kcp @kathrynmariecp
pretty sure I didn't completely fall asleep last night.
122d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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George Takei @GeorgeTakei
The eyes have it. pic.twitter.com/DBTXOBrt9C
123d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Spain...
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
This week can't actually be happening
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Hoodrat Stuff @hoodratss
Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it
126d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Jacob's Creek Canada @JacobsCreekCA
Follow + RT to win an incredible prize pic.twitter.com/iacGYRqSNd
129d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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what @chanelpuke
when bae looks good pic.twitter.com/sThPCRL1zq
130d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Telling someone their eyes are red is like saying they look sick and it is not an acceptable comment
130d               
Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Indecision may or may not be my biggest problem
131d               
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Nicole Cooper @NicoleeCoops
Could drink a pitcher or two of sangria right now.
135d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay
Jacket or no jacket?
135d Retweeted by Shaewra               
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Never trust the kings advisor
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Shaela Jalava @Shaewra
Clocked in at over 200 hours playing Civ 5... Can someone save me before I turn into a dungeon troll?
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