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Thursday, 4 April 2002

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Horse seen shortly before burning victim

A huge wooden horse has been storming through the normally peaceful English countryside setting innocent people on fire.

The RSPCA is said to be working with the Army to try to find, capture and subdue the horse.

The RSPCA say that the horse maybe can't help breathing fire when it gets scared, maybe the horse is scared of people and therfore has to burn them as a natural reaction when maybe it's in need of help.

The Army say they don't care about the stupid horse, hopefully it will set itself on fire and burn to death sooner or later. There is of course no reason to believe that the horse isn't already burning to death, it is after all made of wood.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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