Siri kept calling me Shirley and I was getting really annoyed until I realized that I left my phone in Airplane mode.

It's been a while since I've been on here. I'm mostly over on mastodon.technology now, same @.

*logging on after working on code*

*being asked about big tiddy alf and vape ape*

its interesting how 'the medium' still hugely influences stuff we experience!

a. the style of shooting at f/1.4 to create a Cinematic Vibe is actually to blur out unnecessary details in each frame to optimise for youtube's encoding, giving more bitrate to the the details that remain

b. the style of putting a lowpass filter on drums to create a LowFi Oldskool hip hop feel is actually to optimise for MP3 encoding on souncloud, which completely ruins everything if you have anything much above 15k

Verifying myself using my Keybase account. 

"Hi1 I'm @wilw on Mastodon."
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I love dragons and I think my newest shirt is adorable. Wish there was a filter that made my shirt look ironed.

I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal. 

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

I'm going to add another machine to mastodon.social infrastructure to ensure the people we got on here have a good experience.

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wish I could rapidly order a small potato snack via Mastodon so I could get Two Tots by Tooting, Tout Suite

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.*
--Ogden Nash

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Another tip for new people. Go to your preferences (the little gear at the top right of the left most column) and check the languages you wish to see on your timeline. That might help filter them a bit.

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Home timelines should be all caught up now. Our traffic is averaging 400 req/s with occasional spikes to 1,200 req/s.

There are 23k active users on mastodon.social right now (8.7k arrived this week). Registrations are closed but invite links work. You can create an invite link from "Invite people" link or preferences page.

I have added 2 mods to the team (awaiting response from 3rd candidate), reports are being processed. Nazis can get fucked.

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling but rising every time we fall.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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