Forum » Tag: No tags yet - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=no-tags-yet The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 03 Jul 2015 23:18:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Wrenfoe on "Brazil As Host Nation to be Given Extra Penalties" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=77488#post-226398 Fri, 13 Jun 2014 08:14:39 +0000 Wrenfoe 226398@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good headline </p> Dun Dunkin on "Brazil As Host Nation to be Given Extra Penalties" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=77488#post-226390 Fri, 13 Jun 2014 07:19:09 +0000 Dun Dunkin 226390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Referees have been told that Brazil must win all their games and so are allowed to give them extra penalties to help them win. Anyone who complains is taking the World Cup 'too seriously'. </p> Gerontius on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-205167 Fri, 06 Dec 2013 17:05:10 +0000 Gerontius 205167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rumour has it there's going to be some serious action during the January transfer window.<br /> The manager's going to spend big, bring in a few high profile names.<br /> Talk of a clear out too.<br /> We certainly need cover at the back and we'd be knackered if Ludo went down with writer's block.<br /> He's our only recognised striker.<br /> I guess BlokefromStoke could play up front but we'd have to bypass midfield.<br /> Ashley Young's going on a 'free' but it's still too much.<br /> Has anybody heard anything? </p> Titus on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-203933 Tue, 26 Nov 2013 08:41:42 +0000 Titus 203933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"GCHQ have had an eye on the Newsbiscuit PM service for some time now." </p> <p>I think you may be right, Gerontius.</p> <p>StokeBloke tried to do a Snowden here:</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=68938#post-202414" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=68938#post-202414</a></p> <p>but that all went quiet again. I suspect the minders might have got him.</p> <p>(Nice Admin Lady: you are Judi Dench and I claim my £5.) </p> Gerontius on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-203924 Tue, 26 Nov 2013 08:14:57 +0000 Gerontius 203924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it's to do with the Leveson inquiry<br /> Message hacking etc<br /> GCHQ have had an eye on the Newsbiscuit PM service for some time now. </p> nickb on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-203913 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 23:29:52 +0000 nickb 203913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bumcracks apart, did you see what the head said about people behaving badly behaved in the PM area? Shocking and intriguing. Was the policebiscuit involved? </p> Titus on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-203909 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 22:13:02 +0000 Titus 203909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Never mind the PMs - how about getting rid of the tags? </p> Titus on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-203900 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 21:12:24 +0000 Titus 203900@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice Office Lady: may I have the privilege of being the first biscuiteer to wish you a Merry Christmas? </p> Al OPecia on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-203898 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 20:38:15 +0000 Al OPecia 203898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have an image in my mind of an elderly man frowning whilst bending over a bum crack now, and it's going to take some dislodging. </p> Titus on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338&page=2#post-203894 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 20:19:24 +0000 Titus 203894@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it is the photocopying of other people's bum cracks which is rather frowned upon. </p> Titus on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203892 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 20:17:38 +0000 Titus 203892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"NAL please let us know about private messaging. I have got one for Titus"</p> <p>Zzzz ... [wakes up] Wot? Who? Message? Where? Oh, hello CV. Is it time for my Ovaltine? [dozes off again] ... zzzzzzz </p> Al OPecia on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203888 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 20:02:48 +0000 Al OPecia 203888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd like to add my welcome to the new NAL office holder. I'd like to point out that I am particularly well-behaved, especially late on a Saturday night when drunk. </p> deceangli on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203886 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 19:44:47 +0000 deceangli 203886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the interest of journalistic balance, could we also have an Evil Admin Lady? </p> J Vine on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203885 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 19:41:30 +0000 J Vine 203885@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you have a message for another NBer, phone in and let us know, I might just read it out live on air. If it's private I'll whisper. </p> The All New Jeni B on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203867 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 17:33:52 +0000 The All New Jeni B 203867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can now squeeze it all on an A4 sheet, but still need landscape.</p> <p>I'd rather have not known about the candles, although if it were made from my bum fat, it would rather obviously smell of strawberries and roses. </p> Gerontius on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203866 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 17:31:02 +0000 Gerontius 203866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Jeni<br /> Can you get it all on the same page?<br /> Are you portrait or landscape?</p> <p>FACT: Apparently you can make scented candles out of bum fat.<br /> Which is ironic really because that’s where many of them end up again.<br /> I'm not sure what the scent is though.<br /> I guess that depends on lifestyle as much as anything. </p> The All New Jeni B on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203861 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 17:03:14 +0000 The All New Jeni B 203861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Gerry, it's so much perter now that I've had the liposuction. </p> Gerontius on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203855 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 16:20:37 +0000 Gerontius 203855@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have to agree the quality is on the up once again.<br /> The subs…not the bum photocopying.<br /> Although to be fair, that's better than it used to be too. </p> editor on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203846 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 16:01:35 +0000 editor 203846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Writer of the Month will return, and will be backdated with interest calculated by Wonga, so several thousand NB mugs coming your way.</p> <p>Private Messages have been disabled for reasons I don't particularly want to go into here, suffice to say it was all rather disappointing and contrary to the spirit of NewsBiscuit. </p> <p>Photocopying your bum now optional. </p> <p>A few other changes coming your way soon…</p> <p>Most important of all, there's been some really excellent stuff being posted in the Writers' Room - thanks for all who write here or just encourage others to do so... </p> jp1885 on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203835 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 14:41:48 +0000 jp1885 203835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>is photocopying your bumcrack and posting it still banned?</blockquote></p> <p>Ah, happy days... It was much easier to get a WoM back then, although it did take ages to fix the photocopier afterwards. </p> Sinnick on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203832 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 14:32:35 +0000 Sinnick 203832@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>btw, are you "Nice" because no-one is allowed to be rude to you, or because you are one of these ?</p> <p><img 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</p> CulchaVulcha on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203825 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 13:05:01 +0000 CulchaVulcha 203825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So - Private Messages, writer of the month, and also, is photocopying your bumcrack and posting it still banned? </p> Sinnick on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203822 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 12:19:12 +0000 Sinnick 203822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a genuine request, too. Is the Writer-of-the-Month to return at some point? Last winner was "NewBiscuit" in July. </p> J Vine on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203819 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 12:12:18 +0000 J Vine 203819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello NAL, you didn't answer nickb's question about the private messages? Are they gone never to return? </p> Midfield Diamond on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203816 Mon, 25 Nov 2013 10:34:15 +0000 Midfield Diamond 203816@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Nice Admin Lady,</p> <p>Thank you very much for whatever it is you do. I have no idea what that could be but I’m sure it contributes hugely to our enjoyment of the site and is therefore deserving of our gratitude.</p> <p>But enough about you, what about me? I’m sure you’ll find me to be one of the more well-adjusted members of our community as a result of my all-consuming devotion to a Football Club. It sets the itinerary for my travels and social life, determines my mood, alters my state of mind on a weekly basis and controls my whole outlook on life. Yes, no need to worry about me but I think there are plenty of others on here who have problems with their Work/Football balance. </p> blokefromstoke on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203790 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 23:23:04 +0000 blokefromstoke 203790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Blokefromstoke.comparative newbie . Tendency to SHOUT. But try to keep it under control. Hello nice lady :) x </p> Nice Admin Lady on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203773 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 18:32:19 +0000 Nice Admin Lady 203773@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah no, sorry Robopop. The keys are staying with me this time. I've heard about you lot and your post-it pilfering antics. </p> <p>Nice FOAD, very a-moo-sing. </p> FOAD on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203769 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 17:28:03 +0000 FOAD 203769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NAL - why have you got a picture of my mother-in-law? </p> Robopop on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203762 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 13:12:52 +0000 Robopop 203762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Nice Admin Lady. Can I have the key to the stationery cupboard, please? </p> CulchaVulcha on "Nice Admin Lady hath returned" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69338#post-203757 Sun, 24 Nov 2013 11:43:40 +0000 CulchaVulcha 203757@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NAL please let us know about private messaging. I have got one for Titus </p>
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