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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

It's the biggest news hitting this side of the Galaxy.

Prince Willz is marrying a Vogon.

The plucky British prince attracted Katie Muddletoon, from the planet Vogon, when he read out his poem "I like poems and helicopters" via his MooTube channel.

After having had his marriage request forms completed five times (just like the British Civil Service), Prince Willz then nicked a bio-damper from Doctor Who to conceal his bride-to-be.

It is thought that the Earth will not be blown up to make room for a brand new nuclear power station luckily, putting an end to 2012 rumours surrounding their marriage.

Prince Willz was delighted at the news, and will be moving to Heaven following their marriage. Sorry, I mean North Wales, but it's more or less the same.

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