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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The Pant Devil stood and bowed. "It was my pleasure to steal it. Well, I think I'll be off now. So many days to ruin, so little time!"


Good Lookup Guidelines



A big part of the world of customized user lookups is response. Sure, you might start making lookups just because you can, but somewhere along the way someone will comment on your lookup, and you probably won't be happy if it's negative. So, rather than tell you how to code your lookup to perfection, or design the most beautiful and intriguing graphics imaginable, I'll tell you of the general guidelines to avoid being tarred and feathered by lookup makers...

Guild Leadership



A guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild to respect. If you are perhaps thinking about creating and leading your own guild, it is important you think over the following questions and answer them honestly and truthfully: Would you be able to handle the demands of being leader? Are you willing to sacrifice your own time on Neopets...

How to Be a Hero


Do you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further, young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero. After your mother tucks you in at night, do you get up and turn your bed sheets into your exquisite cape? If you want to become a hero, (and a dashing one at that) you must invest in a more suitable attire. Take Jeran...

Other Stories
"Golden Slumbers" by goldenlullaby
I was about to ask some questions of my own; but before I could even open my mouth to speak, she was going on about going to get her boss. I sighed. I just had to sit tight and wait, I assumed. Just as I began to doze off again, the door burst open. I jolted upright. I gasped as I saw a beautiful, brunette faerie follow the Usul nurse into my room. The Soup Faerie, I told myself, I remember her!

"The Origins Of: Balthazar" by tambourine_chimp
It's true. I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously tarnished. 'Never judge a book by its cover,' I believe you Neopians like to say. Well, I ask for no more than ten minutes of your time to prove to you...

"And It All Ended with Peachbread" by bubblebob052
Today the cause for Faye's unhappiness was the fact that Karidee had had enough of her friend's childishness. She was tired of her always being so particular and bossing her about. She had been planting some flowers in her section of the garden when Faye stormed outside and demanded that Karidee let her do the job right. So, she decided enough was enough...


The Fairest Game in Neopia!


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Great stories!


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Chiadventures: Never too Early to get Peapared
What are you doing over there?

by zelda2222

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Debunking Jelly World
It's easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted by evil?

by sweedishdelights12

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The Petpet Brigade: Part Three
"Beware! Beware the Petpet nip! Beware!!!"

by superfox65

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And It All Ended with Peachbread
Karidee hesitated then barked, "Yes, I do. Now go away. Go annoy some other poor soul..."

by bubblebob052

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The World of the Wealthy
"MI, I can't. I have to complete this laser. How else will I terrify the general public when I stage my attack on Neopia?"

by mystery_island111223



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