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@mastodon devs: Can I add an outside instance to my local timeline? Is that possible, or am I stuck in my own hood?

Just looked at the Fedi TL and found three racist edgelords that were enough evidence to block each of their instances.

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1994 is as close to us as 2042, actually 2042 is way closer since we'll eventually get there but 1994 has been destroyed by the endless maw of the present. Anyway welcome to Chili's

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Johnny Johnny
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RAAAAAAUGH

Let the bodies hit the fl

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The year is 2019. bofa.lol has grown so massive that the bank of america has taken notice, and brought the instance to court in an attempt to get at the domain name.

"It stands for something other than bank of america for us" @selfagency says in defense on the stand.

"What else could it possibly stand for?" asks the bank lawyer.

A grin crosses the collective fediverse's face and all villains are vanquished at once as the sacred words are spoken, and granted the maximum possible power from all the stolen labor time and caused anguish held in the souls of the banking shareholders and lawyers in attendance is released.

The world is brought to peace and is then ran by socialism just the day after, and everybody lived happily ever after.

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Everyone thought following @helldude over would be twitter helldude unleashed but he out here spitting wisdom, being worried about the youngins and shit. This site is sensational.

Food for thought: Many celebrities are already on social networks under aliases and pseudonyms. Do you really think they'd post under their real names if it would get them in trouble?

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Imagining if Mastodon called instances "neighborhoods" instead. The metaphor works really well IMO and doesn't sound like robot-speke.

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