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{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 123 days}}|Trying to find next version of {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|blogging}}. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|:File:Blogging.jpg|twitpic.com/gfdfg45g}} <br />
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 123 days}}|Trying to find next version of {{Twit4|blogging}}. {{Twit4|:File:Blogging.jpg|twitpic.com/gfdfg45g}} <br />
 
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{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 122 days}}|Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|email}} and nobody uses it anymore}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 122 days}}|Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called {{Twit4|email}} and nobody uses it anymore}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 121 days}}|Asked {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|forum}} for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 121 days}}|Asked {{Twit4|forum}} for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 120 days}}|Physical media already done called {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Post office|#mail}} like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 120 days}}|Physical media already done called {{Twit4|Post office|#mail}} like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 119 days}}|Have to poop.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 119 days}}|Have to poop.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 118 days}}|pooped.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 118 days}}|pooped.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|image=Graduate peeping tom.png|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 118 days}}
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{{Twit3|image=Graduate peeping tom.png|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 118 days}}
 
|name=Tom Peepers|name2=5741k3r|message=It's like a dream come true!<br /><span style="font-size:70%; color: #aaa;">[[File:Twitter retweet icon.jpg|15px]] Retweeted by Twitter (Official)</span>
 
|name=Tom Peepers|name2=5741k3r|message=It's like a dream come true!<br /><span style="font-size:70%; color: #aaa;">[[File:Twitter retweet icon.jpg|15px]] Retweeted by Twitter (Official)</span>
 
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{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 117 days}}|Can't think of ideas. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} keeps bugging me about the oven.{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|:File:Head-in-oven.jpg|twitpic.com/ae74gr5do}} <br />
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 117 days}}|Can't think of ideas. {{Twit4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} keeps bugging me about the oven.{{Twit4|:File:Head-in-oven.jpg|twitpic.com/ae74gr5do}} <br />
 
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{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 116 days}}|{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Psyché|@StMarysPsychWard}}: {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 116 days}}|{{Twit4|Psyché|@StMarysPsychWard}}: {{Twit4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 115 days}}|Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Sperm|#creamy}} blogging?}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 115 days}}|Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth {{Twit4|Sperm|#creamy}} blogging?}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 113 days}}|The {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|tentacles}} are starting to bother {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} and I.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 113 days}}|The {{Twit4|tentacles}} are starting to bother {{Twit4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} and I.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 112 days}}|Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|butter}} your Ethernet port.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 112 days}}|Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not {{Twit4|butter}} your Ethernet port.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 111 days}}|The {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Prophecy|@Oracle}} is visiting!}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 111 days}}|The {{Twit4|Prophecy|@Oracle}} is visiting!}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 111 days}}|The {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Prophecy|@Oracle}} says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 111 days}}|The {{Twit4|Prophecy|@Oracle}} says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 110 days}}|Never blinking always staring.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 110 days}}|Never blinking always staring.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 108 days}}|I need: more {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Fish puns|#goldfish}} flavored crackers}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 108 days}}|I need: more {{Twit4|Fish puns|#goldfish}} flavored crackers}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 108 days}}|{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Monitor}} broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|:File:Smashed-computer.jpg|twitpic.com/ae8f0jo}}<br />
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 108 days}}|{{Twit4|Monitor}} broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* {{Twit4|:File:Smashed-computer.jpg|twitpic.com/ae8f0jo}}<br />
 
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{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 107 days}}|The relations between blogs and {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Mathematics|#SineWaves}} are FishCracker-sponential.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 107 days}}|The relations between blogs and {{Twit4|Mathematics|#SineWaves}} are FishCracker-sponential.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 107 days}}|12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|tentacles}} to satisfy {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|god|@clamaxtyll}}.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 107 days}}|12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down {{Twit4|tentacles}} to satisfy {{Twit4|god|@clamaxtyll}}.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 104 days}}|Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|bullets}}.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 104 days}}|Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like {{Twit4|bullets}}.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 104 days}}|All hail {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|god|@clamaxtyll}}! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 104 days}}|All hail {{Twit4|god|@clamaxtyll}}! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 103 days}}|I broke the {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|code}}. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|:File:Matrix-cube.jpg|twitpic.com/ae74576o}} <br />
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 103 days}}|I broke the {{Twit4|code}}. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. {{Twit4|:File:Matrix-cube.jpg|twitpic.com/ae74576o}} <br />
 
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{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 102 days}}|The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|virus|#viruses}}, or {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|condom|#trojans}}.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 102 days}}|The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to {{Twit4|virus|#viruses}}, or {{Twit4|condom|#trojans}}.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 101 days}}|rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|scam letter|tinyurl.com/AsP15xY}}}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 101 days}}|rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted {{Twit4|scam letter|tinyurl.com/AsP15xY}}}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 101 days}}|I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|scam letter|tinyurl.com/AsP15x8}}}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 101 days}}|I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here {{Twit4|scam letter|tinyurl.com/AsP15x8}}}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 101 days}}|That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} is playing tricks on me again.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 101 days}}|That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe {{Twit4|Dissociative Identity Disorder|@Hernando}} is playing tricks on me again.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 99 days}}|I just {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|HowTo:Spray all over the goddamn place when you pee|#twoted}} all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.}}
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 99 days}}|I just {{Twit4|HowTo:Spray all over the goddamn place when you pee|#twoted}} all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.}}
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 99 days}}|Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|god|@clamaxtyll}} shall follow. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|:File:StraightJacket.jpg|twitpic.com/ae74f44do}} <br />
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{{Twit3|date={{#time: j M Y|now - 99 days}}|Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of {{Twit4|god|@clamaxtyll}} shall follow. {{Twit4|:File:StraightJacket.jpg|twitpic.com/ae74f44do}} <br />
 
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|message={{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Twit book|#twitbook}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|Facebook}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|myface}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnScripts:The Socialer Network|#socialernetwork}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia_Reskin_Committee/Defacebook|#defacebook}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnNews:Tweets in Space|#space}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:California Gurl|#valleygurl}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:Davy Jones|#DJones}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:George Peterson|#GeorgeP}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!|#McElroy}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:My exam hell|#Examtime}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:Noah|#Arkboi}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:Odysseus|#Odysseus}} {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/twitter4|UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden|#OBLaden}} <br /><span style="font-size:70%; color: #aaa;">[[File:Twitter retweet icon.jpg|15px]] Retweeted by Twitter (Official)</span>}}
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Twitter-logo 29 Mar 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

Blogging
Twitter-logo 30 Mar 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

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Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

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Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

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Have to poop.

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pooped.

Graduate peeping tom 3 Apr 2015Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

Head-in-oven
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@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

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Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

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The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

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Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo 10 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo 10 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo 11 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo 13 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo 13 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

Smashed-computer
Twitter-logo 14 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo 14 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo 17 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo 17 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo 18 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

Matrix-cube
Twitter-logo 19 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo 20 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo 20 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo 20 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo 22 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo 22 Apr 2015Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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Eye looking thru hole 12:07See also @morelinks

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