"Visitors" to ARRSE......

#1
Every time I log on to ARRSE the "Visitors" typically outnumber the "Members" on-line by 2 - 3 to 1. Why is this? Is it because:

- They are all journos hanging on our every word (thanks Independent et al.) looking for something for tomorrows copy?

- They are senior officers who want to know what's going on but wish to remain anonymous at all costs?

- Thay are some of life's voyeurs who do not want to enter into debate/dialogue with the "brutal and licentious soldiery" but, over who we exert some sort of fatal fascination?

Invitation to the "Visitors" - register and tell us why. Go on - I dare you!
 
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#3
and some who are just interested in the site but dont want to be a member. I looked for a couple of weeks before registering.
 
#11
It would be nice if they popped into chat sometimes too. I am always nice.
 
#12
stabradop said:
and some who are just interested in the site but dont want to be a member. I looked for a couple of weeks before registering.
I looked for about a year before registering.
 
#13
Right you lot (about 130 of you)!

Step inside and join!

Free uniform/gun/waterskiing in Cyprus (all virtual)

Besides, I got to fill my recruiting quota before I go to bed (go on - you know it makes sense....)
 
#14
i dont log onto my username unless i intend to post.

when im surfing ARRSE i do it mainly in work time therefore its a shared computer... and i dont want the boss peering over my shoulder seeing EWK in the left title bar now do i? so a quick log in-post-and logoff is in order!

i remain in the shadows! muhahahaha!
 
#15
I give up! Obviously a lousy recruiter (can't imagine why: charm, good looks and almost inhuman sexual prowess).

Time to adopt the prone position: down, test & adjust.
 
#16
Ahoy, SeanBean (may I worship your avatar as much as I worship mine), the reason people "hide" on arrse is so they are not found out at work. I never log in from work, or play about on arrse from work, for the simple reason: someone would suss me as not actually being a fireman.

If you have any further queries, or do indeed look like Sean Bean (or Johnny Knoxville), please do not hesitate to contact me via PM.

Yours, droolingly,

Slug xx
 
#17
#18
Invitation to the "Visitors" - register and tell us why. Go on - I dare you!
I will take the dare! After "lurking" on the site for a few months, I have taken the plunge and registered.
I find ARRSE to be very enlightening, and entertaining! Have had lots of laughs, and learned a few things. I will continue to "lurk", and will add my 2 cents worth, when I can.
 

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