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i never have any idea what's going on here and i love it

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the federated twitter isn't going to happen, because 

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Look at me and fear me, Americans, my keyboard comes with an ñ button.

Ñññññññññññññññ.

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Jack Dorsey followed Mastodon on Twitter a month ago so it's not like he doesn't know Mastodon exists, take from that what you will

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When I was

A young boy

My father

Took me into the city

And then he left me there

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*doesnt get notifications for more than 30 minutes* the world has turned and left me here

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It's cyber Monday...you know what that means...time to put on our robes and wizard hats, fire up AIM, and take these casuals to pleasure town

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shaving and mowing are literally the same thing

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If he's your dad then why's he proud of me

accidentally opened amazon dot com today. horrifying

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i love the sonic the hedgehog naming convention:

Sonic: named in honor of his speed
Eggman: named after his round, egg-like body
Knuckles: named after his large notable knuckles
Amy: Amy is a girl's name (Amy is a Girl)

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*lou bega voice*

a little baby yoda in my life
a little baby yoda by my side
a little baby yoda is all I need
a little baby yoda is what I see
a little baby yoda in the sun
a little baby yoda all night long
a little baby yoda here I am
a little bit of mandolorian... HUH!!

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@Sapphicgiraffic I was about that age, I think. I asked why they were called "pipe cleaners" when they're so small and pipes are so big, and my mom said "no no, *tobacco* pipes".

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"We can be friends despite politics" should mean "we disagree on the necessity of states but we agree on the abolishment of Capitalism", not "we disagree on whether gays should have rights but we agree that the poor should starve". Political issues are supposed to be about how to govern and organize, and basic human rights were never meant to be political issues - they're moral issues.

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