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[Sagacious Turkey] If you have any ideas for Mr. Influence paste em here...

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Always in trouble?

This looks like a job for... MR. INFLUENCE!!!



eat acid!



tickle a mental patient!



pimpslap a mob boss!



swing on power lines!



tell a mass murderer he's too afraid to kill you!



spend the night with Micheal Jackson!



paint yourself black and walk in front of the KKK!



tickle an elephants foot!



poke an angry gorilla!



play with bazookas!



french a pirahna!



pick a fight with a dragon!



try to fly off the empire state building!



give me all yer money! ill take gooood care of it...



pet a rabid coyote!



take heroin and wash it down with vodka!!!
 


try to brush a kobra's teeth!



kiss an aligator!



dress as a chicken and go to the mall and peck people for a scene in ur jack-ass movie.



Don't run with scissors; hedgeclippers are bigger!



Don't run with hedgeclippers; cluster bombs are bigger!



Grow a handlebar moustache!



Hunt bear cubs with a scalpel!



stick fireworks up your nose and wait for a tingly fealing



Tell your cat to walk backwards, tie a 5 inch bit of blue yarn to your right little toe and do a vairal backfilp into a pile of pink jelly.

swim with great white sharks in a suit made of meat


eat my other cousins



Laugh while having ketchup



Play with blow torches!



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1.[Sagacious Turkey] president... yay for me!!! YAY!!!
2.[Sir Soapy] some soapy guy... 
3.[Stormy Sky] Badest chick in school.   
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5.[sophomoric]
6.[GoddessofHELLo]
7.[radagast the brown] he'd have joined if he wasn't banned!!!
8.[Rolo] le blah..
9.[GoddessofHELLo]
10.[Thing From Another World]
11.[spitfire_35121]I hope you don't mind if i changed some thigs?!!
12.[Radagast] Hum yes, much admiration to this page, hope my contribution is worthy!
13.[daydreams of happyer times]
14.[Mystii] umm. what can i say? lol
15.[Evil-Genious]
16.[daydreams of happyer times]
17.[Mystii] i've been waiting for a members section for this wiki!
18.[sanke]
19.[Variety_Rocks]......
20.[nokaredes]
21.[arabellarose]
22.[JasperBoy05] I know who you are Mr.bad turkey
23.[Fallen Child Athena] love me?
24.[Blvd. of broken dreams] Hey Evil Twin, remember me???????o.O
25.[Lethan]yno what? this is fun!


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2004-09-17 [Kayne]: what ? jealeuos ? :p

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: no... *starts to cry*

2004-09-17 [Kayne]: have you got any clue what I a talking about ?

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: yup... that there thing up there^^

2004-09-17 [Kayne]: mmmm and what is the reason you should be jealous ,

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *mumbles*

2004-09-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/HiddenFire/misc/eyes.gif>

2004-09-17 [Kayne]: mmm

2004-10-01 [Radagast]: wowow woowo I love this page! Love at first site! Maybe its the lack of sleep but I want to make love to this page! What no I don't! what am I sayuing I do likwe.....no love your page though!

2004-10-02 [Sweet Decay.]: ...

2004-10-02 [lucky7dude]: ok

2004-10-03 [Radagast]: sorry I was in an odd mood.

2004-10-03 [Sagacious Turkey]: so I noticed...

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: how do u join in

2004-10-09 [Beautiful darkness]: dude how do ya join

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: click "edit this page" and type yo name...

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: were do u type in your name

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: at the bottom... with the rest of the names...

2004-10-09 [Evil-Genious]: i know but u click edit the were do u write your name

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: after you click it, scroll to the bottom of the little box beside the "Page-text:" thing...

2004-10-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: I think I better help you... *twitches*

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