Forum » Topic: Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 Mar 2017 23:53:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Quaz on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120376 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:45:41 +0000 Quaz 120376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Let's ask the essential questions. Is it almost Friday? Where can I get cheap beer and petrol? </p> yussle on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120297 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:58:13 +0000 yussle 120297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well of course Hercule. By the way did I mention I was Greek? You loan me the Euros and I'll be happy to pay you, say half now and another quarter when you've loaned me three times the amount. </p> Hercule Poirot on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120264 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 05:34:06 +0000 Hercule Poirot 120264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><em>Enchante</em> to have been of assistance, Monsieur Yussle. </p> <p>Now there only remains the small matter of my fee... </p> grumblechops on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120225 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:27:56 +0000 grumblechops 120225@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah i did think about revealing myself, as they say...</p> <p>there were some who called me behavedave. you may remember me from such pieces as Bush: Iran has mythological weapons and Uncapped player retires from England squad. i realised i got my dates wrong as that one was my first ever sub on NB.</p> <p>i feel like i've just come out! </p> thisisall1word on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120212 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:17:16 +0000 thisisall1word 120212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How long till the ed realises that every single user on this site is, in fact, a part of his exponentially cracking phyche and that he has been having a long and protracted bitch fest with different aspeects of himself?</p> <p>We all all saltire.<br /> We are all sharpehunter.</p> <p>@grumblechops - who were you back when? Or - who did you think you were? </p> yussle on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120205 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:04:05 +0000 yussle 120205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just got round to reading you tour de farce Mr Poirot. Excellent work, for a Belgian. I feel I should have come to you in the first place to solve the mystery. Now could you tell me how I get out from under these lists of crossed out names? </p> Ironduke on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120097 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:42:32 +0000 Ironduke 120097@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think a large helping of prunes required!</p> <p>Still, looks like someone has been playing the same game for over a year now</p> <p>Look what I got called! </p> Al OPecia on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120063 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:05:17 +0000 Al OPecia 120063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've only ever had one alternative name, and that was "FormerlyAlOpecia" because I couldn't work out how to get my old name registered, then the Nice Admin Person did it for me.</p> <p>I think someone on here has been mixing prescription drugs with alcohol. It's great, but I try not to post when doing it. </p> Vertically Challenged Giant on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120056 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:41:43 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 120056@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just got a banner ad for tags4u.com. That made me laugh more than anything other than Poirot's comments today.</p> <p>JohnA - you want to watch who you're calling talented pal, some people don't take kindly to that sort of language. </p> JohnA on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120048 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:08:58 +0000 JohnA 120048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think the tagging thing should be turned off. It is just a way of anonymously posting abuse and it cannot be used to search for anything.</p> <p>That said, concentrating on the responses and paying no attention to the tags is good advice, even if it comes from the talented bastard VCG. </p> grumblechops on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120002 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:07:02 +0000 grumblechops 120002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I first started writing for NB back in 2006 and thought i'd rejoin recently, but the whole tagging thing actually really puts me off. Back then there seemed to be a close-knit community of writers who actually contributed to others stories or gave suggestions. Now there's this anonymous abuse function its just like the bottom half of every other forum on the Internet </p> Hercule Poirot on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-120001 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:54:33 +0000 Hercule Poirot 120001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As you say, this is to what it has come. I only wish it would not have of not come with to which to woo. </p> The Nage on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119999 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:45:47 +0000 The Nage 119999@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So it's come to this has it? </p> beau-jolly on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119990 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:27:48 +0000 beau-jolly 119990@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gosh! Who would have thunk that? I may have inadvertently pointed a finger at myself by not stating my case as clearly as Mr. Pwarott done. ( Duh! )</p> <p>Oh, and apologise to Herc for this too. Sorry! </p> The All New Jeni B on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119970 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:02:11 +0000 The All New Jeni B 119970@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's cleared it up marvelously M. Parrot. </p> Hercule Poirot on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119968 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:59:57 +0000 Hercule Poirot 119968@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought so. And apologies again for the billiard table. </p> Mr Target on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119967 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:58:57 +0000 Mr Target 119967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fantastic analysis, M. Poirot. </p> God on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119963 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:55:25 +0000 God 119963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did somebody call? </p> Hercule Poirot on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119961 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:53:07 +0000 Hercule Poirot 119961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ladies, Gentlemen, Ms Evans. Thank you for joining me here in the billiard room, I can only apologise for this enormous billiard table which is right in the way of everything.</p> <p>Now, when he was called in to examine this most foul - FOUL! - of cases, Hercule he thinks to himself "this is no common or wimbledon crime, no? It is slander of the first water." First water, then leave in a sunny area and see what comes up. Hercule wonders why Mister Yussle should be persecuted so; Hercule wonders why he is referring to himself in the third person. It is enough to make you il.</p> <p>Let me present the facts squarely in your front, Mesdames, Monsieurs et Evanses. </p> <p>No one suspected, or even thought about, Mr John Ffetch Cocksucker being Sharpe*unter until, UNTIL, M./Mmes./Evanses HE CALLED YUSSLE 'SALTIRE'.</p> <p>Now, as our host Mr Yussle rightly says, only Mr Sharpe*unter is obsessed with Saltire. </p> <p>But, and it's a BIG but, is it not, Mlle Evans? As our host points out, Mr John Ffetbchch Corkslanger had had had had no contact with Saltire! This 'Saltire' who himself, by practically his own admission, has commented only the once in all the time Mr Jjohn Ffelch Cordswainbadger has been a member!</p> <p>But this is not all, mes petites furs. I wish it was not was so, but it is what not was so is.</p> <p>You see, mes braves, this 'Cordswainbadger' has himself used the multiple names, or this there cannot be any doubt. Now, M. Sharpec*nter has himself the 'istory of the multiple names, is it not so? No? Oh. And the apoplecticalic rage, into the which he whips himself? Is she not also 'dans les salles de bains'?</p> <p>Yes, there can not be the doubt, the slightest, that the two gentlemen who we watched sharing a drink and dry hump in the bar that night, les Monsieurs Cockhunter and Sharpesucker are ONE AND THE SAME MAN! </p> <p>I know what you will say: "Get off my leg". And so I move on.</p> <p>And so, I cut to the cheese. It is clear, is it not, that Mr Target, Dexter, Red Tex, Not Now, Be Reasonable, Lars Torders, The Pope, Neal Doran, John O'Farrel, Biscuit O'Barrel, Lisbeth O'Carrol, Mary Evans, Team Biscuit, Admin, newsbiscuiteditorialteam, uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUNNHGHGhghhghgh, nnnmmmmnmmmnmmmnmmmnmmuuuuuurugrgrghhhhh, frrrr'tp frrrrrrr'tp frrrrrr'tp and Jesse Big ARE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON!</p> <p>You may think it does not matter. </p> <p>But my God, it matters. It matters like the devil, ladies and gentleevans. When our host Mister Yussle tells us he has spent every waking moment of the last year tracking down this fiend, what can we say?</p> <p>Just this, my friends. "Back up your little grey cells. But not now." </p> God on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119958 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:47:57 +0000 God 119958@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm warning you. PLAY NICELY. </p> beau-jolly on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119944 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:16:28 +0000 beau-jolly 119944@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, ffs! </p> Cocksucker on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119943 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:15:26 +0000 Cocksucker 119943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hear hear. </p> Spartacus on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119940 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:44:43 +0000 Spartacus 119940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I disagree with VCG, CollieP and PollieP and think they're all cunts. </p> PollieP on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119939 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:43:45 +0000 PollieP 119939@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I agree with VCG and CollieP, what's the point of having multiple usernames anyway? It's just stupid. </p> CollieP on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119938 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:42:37 +0000 CollieP 119938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I agree with VCG, people with multiple usernames are pathetic. </p> Vertically Challenged Giant on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119937 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:40:03 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 119937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have no idea who Sharpehunter is, but does it really matter?</p> <p>If you post something that people like they will say so and give it stars. If it's good it will get used on the site, regardless of any petty, anonymous abuse from somebody with an axe to grind or whether it has been 1-starred by somebody with multiple usernames.</p> <p>I seemed to attract somebody who liked 1-starring my posts if they got into the top 10 a while back. That was the conclusion I reached anyway, it might just have been that they were shit and I was too arrogant to see it. The result was that I stopped paying attention to the ratings my subs had and just concentrated on any comments I'd had instead for feedback. I did moan about it a bit first, but then I got over it.</p> <p>I think you might be wrong about Mr Target too. </p> yussle on "Watch out! There's a Sharpehunter about" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41987#post-119935 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:32:45 +0000 yussle 119935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I didn’t suspect, or even think about, Mr John Ffetch Cocksucker being Sharpehunter until he called me Saltire. Only Sharpehunter is obsessed with Saltire but JFR had had no contact with Saltire, who’s only commented once while JFR’s been a member. However, Cocksucker’s been using multiple names to tag me and Sharpehunter has a history of multiple usernames, quite often having conversations with himself to boost his subs. There’s also the similarity in the apoplectic rage he whips himself into whenever he feels slighted. There’s no doubt Cocksucker is yet another reincarnation of Sharpehunter.</p> <p>Of course it isn’t just Sharpehunter who’s been leaving his arse wipe behind, Beau not so Jolly has been doing his share of shit smearing as well.</p> <p>Beau Jelly Brains thinks he’s got a system to wheedle out the tagger. Of course he hasn’t but there is a way. You can tell who’s tagged you even if there are several people logged in at the time. Names Sharpehunter’s used recently are Mr Target and Dexter. Used last week were: Red Tex, Not Now, Be Reasonable and Lars Torders, with another I’m not 100% on. Coldstream is another from a while ago.</p> <p>You might think it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t until it happens to you. Once he’s got his fix on you he clings to you like a baby alien on John Hurt’s face. I really do think he’s got a serious problem. Looking back at a bit of his history you can see him being as nice as pie to Rikkor as JFR but a total bastard as Dexter and Lars Torders. I also noticed that he’s gone back into my history tagging stuff from weeks ago.</p> <p>This guy seriously needs treatment, or a bullet. </p>
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