User:Jokerman

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RETIRED


This user has left Uncyclopedia. They are the worst!

I am leaving Uncyclopedia due to UnNews going down the toilet and my randomish humor being unappreciated. I will pop in occasionally and write a piece once in a while. I will become a regular on the Illogicopedia which I was introduced a while ago.

I am Jokerman, an English expert who hopes to add to this repository of worthless misinformation. My userboxes speak for themselves. Behold!

UnNews Logo Potato This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.
et-X This user only speaks Estonian enough to seduce native Estonian speakers.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.
gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
it-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Italian.
ja-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Japanese.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.
14 This user has written 14 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
A This user is an adult in body only.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Asexuality Symbol.svg This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
Geek This user is a geek.
n00b This user is a n00b.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Chromelogo This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Starofdavid This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.


LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
451px-Wii Wiimotea This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
Tetris kick ass This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.


Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable nostril. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and bamboozles at the nostril.
Beatles This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Brain This user's IQ is 154.

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

I am a Bob Dylan fan, hence my username Jokerman and enjoy cheese.

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