code: def cmd(send, msg, args):
      implements = ['the golden gate bridge', 'a large trout', 'a clue-by-four', 'a fresh haddock', 'moon', 'an Itanium', 'fwilson', 'a wombat']
      methods = ['around a bit', 'upside the head']
      if not msg:
          channel = args['target'] if args['target'] != 'private' else args['config']['core']['channel']
          with args['handler'].data_lock:
              users = list(args['handler'].channels[channel].users())
          slap = 'slaps %s %s with %s'
          send(slap % (choice(users), choice(methods), choice(implements)), 'action')
      else:
          reason = ''
          method = choice(methods)
          implement = ''
          msg = msg.split()
          slapee = msg[0]
          i = 1
          args = False
          while i < len(msg):
              if msg[i] == 'for':
                  args = True
                  if reason:
                      send("Invalid Syntax: You can only have one for clause!")
                      return
                  i += 1
                  while i < len(msg):
                      if msg[i] == 'with':
                          break
                      reason += " "
                      reason += msg[i]
                      i += 1
                  reason = reason.strip()
              elif msg[i] == 'with':
                  args = True
                  if implement:
                      send("Invalid Synatx: You can only have one with clause!")
                      return
                  i += 1
                  while i < len(msg):
                      if msg[i] == 'for':
                          break
                      implement += msg[i]
                      implement += ' '
                      i += 1
                  implement = implement.strip()
              elif not args:
                  slapee += ' ' + msg[i]
              i += 1
          if not implement:
              implement = choice(implements)
          if reason:
              slap = 'slaps %s %s with %s for %s' % (slapee, method, implement, reason)
          else:
              slap = 'slaps %s %s with %s' % (slapee, method, implement)
          send(slap, 'action')