Jo: oh my gosh..really? why do u think that?
Jo: was ur car unlocked?
Jo: wait a minute--r u serious???
Talking to a good friend of mine from Norway on voice..
Me: Oh wait, I have it here on the customs form for your package. How do you say that street name??.. slowly..
Me: ((attempts to pronounce it)) i am never going to learn how to speak norweigen!!
Me: well thats not going to happen.. there is nothing vibrating about my tongue.. its out of practice !!
a small pause.. we brust out laughing!!
Walking into Living Room sees Snack standing there perplexed and in deep thought.
Snack....nothing i just can't believe she is pregnant too.
walks out giggling bout Him and His "All my children" soap opera.
I may or may not used to watch AMC.
Scoote: Did you just pick it up by the tail?
Scoote: So now it's in the kitchen garbage?
Scoote: Why don't you just pick it up by the tail and toss it outside?
O: I'm going to the Beat Off!
G: Really? There's a competition for that?
Me talking to Shadow the Ninja Assassin Dog... "Shadow you would make a helluva door but you ain't worth a damn as a window...please MOVE your butt out from in front of the computer!" My father used to say this to us if we got in front of the TV when Gunsmoke was on!
Ya'll sound like Organic and me.
"That's what happens when you just wrap yer lips around something and take a slurp"
Honey, are you laughing in your sleep?
Pinky: (as I am in the bedroom getting out cold weather cycling gear).... "It's gonna be 20 degrees in the morning! YOU are NUTS!"
Me: "Yeh,it's gonna be cold"
Pinky: But I'm getting up at the buttcrack of dawn and going with you to just stand and watch...what does that say about ME???"
Me: "Welcome to the world of your cycling crackhead Papa??"
That you're two peas in a pod?
Shad's Mama (talking about thumb print cookies that she actually makes the size of HAND prints) "Sis makes them small so she'll have to get up and get them when she wants one, I don't cos I ain't got to!"
Me: " Blaze turn the light out !
Blaze: , You turn the light out.
Me: I was in bed first!
Blaze : but your closer to the light .
Organic plays LOTR on the computer. One of his characters, a goblin, says "Die!" when it attacks.
I SWEAR it says "DANG!" because they have made the voice kinda high and 'squished' to make it fit the character.
So, I'll walk around the apartment when he's playing saying "DANG!" when the goblin says "DIE!". It tickles me to do so and makes me laugh.
Sometimes Organic laughs with me.
Most of the time, he just shakes his head.
Me: "What's wrong with your snowman? It looks skinny."
Miss Pink: "Huh? It got a little stretched out when I picked it up to put it on the pan."
Me: "No baby,that snowman looks like it's been on Jenny Craig!"
I got the hairy eyeball for about two seconds, then we both busted out laughing!
ME: did you wash whites yet?
Jo: i had this button on good last time..what did you do to pop it off?