"Search Me" - A classic Bearskinrug Article.
Every so often — when I check my referrers — I find the inevitable search that went awry, where the searchee accidentally ended up on this site. And I must say, some of the queries are quite entertaining. Now, there's the usual amount of people looking for bears, or rugs. And I assume many times a visitor was indeed looking for an ACTUAL bearskinrug. But sometimes... well, they were far from interested in seeing this site.
...and end up getting an earful about my social phobias.
Or perhaps he just says: "Computer! Show me..."
Finally, there are the searches that are just plain funny...and odd.
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It's good to know Batman stills tries to maintain some mystique by wearing his cowl when he masturbates.
No no no. Batman CAN'T be masturbating in that picture. His utility belt is nowhere in sight.
Awesome article and picture Kevin.
A million years ago my first (and only) AOL address was id4@aol.com. I had it for a couple years before the movie Independence Day came out.
The movie's tag was ID4 and I got tons of mail from people thinking I was involved with the movie.
I.e., I empathize with your experience of being a disappointment to surfers who don't find what they're looking for.
But you ARE in the UK, right? RIGHT?
and Matt likes to add Paris Hilton just to see what kind of hits we get.
But hey, I'm sure these horney teen-lovin men, enjoy finding your site...possibly making them even hornier than they dreamed.
Oh dear... you mean the Union of Kevins, right?
I actually haven't paid my membership fees in a while. So I'm Steve from now on.
so, seriously though, where are the hot and horney teen pee club sluts?
I wouldn't mind joining a pee club. I could use the encouragement.
OK, I'll ask the question on everyones' - where's Boy Wonder?
I hope you realise how dissapointed some people will be if you ever want to draw Mojo getting spanked.
Mojo getting spanked... eh, Jessie...?
WOW! I want to see what Mojo does to DESERVE getting spanked.
Glad you posted on this.
How the Hell does this happen!? Also, Kim Nguyen Naked came up. I think they were looking for the number theorist working in cryptography though.
Frankly, if you've got a Sinus Infection and are Dizzy, a mojo cartoon is probably exactly what you need. I've heard that little feller "speak" and I'd say he's got some sinus issues going on himself. perhaps he can start a support group?
Great article, Kev. And for your information, your site did not disappoint when my search for "drunken monkey sluts" led me here.
Hey, Kev, don't sell yourself short...pun VERY much intended. Tee-hee.
I'm gonna make sure they get this!
Just wanted to say how much I enjoy your site. I just found it. Very funny!!
Nothing more satisifying than a look through your incoming referrers and search strings that folks are using to turn up your site. Also a bit humbling as the vast majority of referrer traffic for my site does infact come courtesy of ironically enough - an internet aquaintences porn portal. Heh he. Thwarted again Batman!
That's not the Batman I know.
Hah Hah! That is hilarious! PLEASE tell me that wasn't photoshopped in!?
Well Don - We are talking about Batman, here... he's reached the peak of excellence in ALL human endeavors.
turned up at The Will of Matthew Vito.
I've just wasted a good few hours on your site - great!
Well... I have to admit, I'll let you stay at my house for a week for $24.00. How's that sound?