<p>It’s so pretty, it’s so girly, it kind of looks like something Katy Perry would endorse – wait, what the hell is it? So, before you start wondering what exactly that poor unicorn has bared witness too – it’s a lid that comes off to reveal another massage wand. 10 points for novelty. But overall it was quite loud and the fact it plugs in and isn’t wireless was actually very much NOT sexy. Plus maybe it’s just me but I have no time for this candy floss meets harajuku aesthetic when it comes to bedroom antics. </p>