I hasn&#39;t eatin in like forever an if I dunt get sum nurishmen soon, I&#39;m shirley gonna dye! I dunt likes dis diet my hoomin has me on! But I finks my plan will get me simpafees an sum fudz frum a kind passherbuy! n n n *GASP* I&#39;M STARVIN! Woah is me! Woah is me!