Religious: DOOR KNOCKERS
 PLEASE NOTE:
 This household charges $50 per minute to listen
 to sales pitches, religious messages, and fund-raising
 stories.
 MINIMUM CHARGE IS ONE MINUTE
 THIS CHARGE IS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE
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 PLEASE HAVE CASH READY
 YOU ARE HEREBY WARNED:
 By knocking on this door or ringing the doorbell; you signal your agreement with
 the terms outlined above and will be legally bound by them.
Sign I made for my front door - made with some inspiration from a post here a while back.