keane: NEAR MISSES THROUGHOUT HISTORY
 On June 5, 2016, Amy Keane tripped on this step,
 stumbled all the way down, and landed on her feet.
 She raised her hands in triumph and turned around,
 but there were no strangers nearby to witness her
 victory. She sat on the steps and stared into space for
 a while, then wandered home slowly and went to bed.
Near Misses Throughout History