<reponame>Lekesoldat/unspirational
[
  {
    "quote": "If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Every time I look in the mirror I see a person I truly hate. And then I realize it's not a mirror, it's a window."
  },
  {
    "quote": "If your coffee order is more than four words you are a part of the problem."
  },
  {
    "quote": "If you can't laugh at yourself that's okay because the rest of us can laugh at you instead."
  },
  {
    "quote": "A day without sunshine is like night."
  },
  {
    "quote": "I'm sorry you're so easily offended."
  },
  {
    "quote": "You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic."
  },
  {
    "quote": "The best things in life are actually really expensive."
  },
  {
    "quote": "I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it."
  },
  {
    "quote": "An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."
  },
  {
    "quote": "I studied for my blood test."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Be yourself. No one else wants to be you."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Work hard. Complain harder."
  },
  {
    "quote": "TEAMWORK.. means never having to take all the blame yourself."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else."
  },
  {
    "quote": "The dumbest people always think they're the smartest."
  },
  {
    "quote": "It's been monday for an entire year."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Eat like no one is going to see you naked."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Monday hates you too."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Being awake is overrated."
  },
  {
    "quote": "You suck."
  },
  {
    "quote": "You are the reason your mother gets bullied at the local supermarket."
  },
  {
    "quote": "No one cares about your stupid opinion."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Once upon a time, Fuck You. The End."
  },
  {
    "quote": "Maybe it's your attitude."
  },
  {
    "quote": "If you never believe in anything you'll never be disappointed."
  },
  {
    "quote": "It could probably get worse."
  },
  {
    "quote": "The difference between coffee and your opinion is I asked for coffee."
  },
  {
    "quote": "You've only got one body and you've already ruined it."
  }
]