I believe in conspiracy theories.
I am a speed speaker.
I'm a very speedy typist.
Crimson is a hot choice.

Some day I'll live on the strip.
I desire to be more in life.
I enjoy streaming tv online.
My goal is to be able to defend myself.

[Speaker 1] Hi what do you do?

[Speaker 2] I am a waitress now, but wish to go back to school

[Speaker 1] I just want to first say... We never went to the moon!

[Speaker 2] Ok sure lol I am looking into self defense classes

[Speaker 1] A butt kicking waitress? Looking to change professions I guess?

[Speaker 2] Actually looking to move, to vegas actually.

[Speaker 1] You ll need self defense there no doubt

[Speaker 2] That's what I was thinking, any hobbies?

[Speaker 1] Not really just mostly work. I m a typist... An extremely good one!

[Speaker 2] Cool, yea me either I just usually watch netflix

[Speaker 1] I like to chat online mostly, as people think I talk too fast

[Speaker 2] Sounds like fun. Do you have any pets?

[Speaker 1] No pets. Do you have them?

[Speaker 2] I do I have a cat named gizmo


I love to fish.

I love to cut down trees.

I cut down trees very fast, because I've a large ax.

I eat lots of pancakes and syrup.

Nike cleats are my favorite.
I'm a goalie.
I joined a new team last month.
My number is 42.

I like to be at the lake.
I'm a lumberjack by trade.
I'm strong.
I enjoy breakfast food.

I enjoy name brand sport shoes.

I defend the goal.

I am apart of a different work environment.

I play football.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] I'm good, just warming up for practice, how are you?

[Speaker 1] Great, relaxing after cutting down trees today.

[Speaker 2] Why did you cut down trees?

[Speaker 1] I use the wood to heat my home in the winter.

[Speaker 2] How cold is it right now?

[Speaker 1] It isn't cold yet, but I start preparing early.

[Speaker 2] Oh that is very smart. My coach says you should always be prepared

[Speaker 1] Ha ha! Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 2] I like to play soccer alot

[Speaker 1] That sounds fun. I really enjoy fishing.

[Speaker 2] Fishing is really boring, not quick pace like soccer

[Speaker 1] No it is not fast paced at all, it is very relaxing.

[Speaker 2] You like to relax alot?

[Speaker 1] A little. It was nice talking to you.

[Speaker 2] It was nice talking to you to

I cut down trees.
It is cold in the winter where I live.
I like to fish.

I like playing soccer.

[Speaker 1] How was your soccer practice earlier?

[Speaker 2] Its ok. But I'm getting older and not able to do what I want. Did you work today?

[Speaker 1] Yes, have to cut down trees regardless of the weather unfortunately. What would you want to do instead?

[Speaker 2] I just mean on the field. I can't move like I used to and my skills have diminished a little.

[Speaker 1] Ah, I'm sorry to hear that! I can relate, I'm definitely not going to be able to do my job forever as well. It's way too physically demanding

[Speaker 2] I can imagine. I'm sure its a really long day when there's a weather event to. Are you wanting to change careers?

[Speaker 1] I wouldn't mind changing eventually. I would still like to be outside, though. Maybe I could do something with fishing

[Speaker 2] Yeah that would be good. Do you only fish in the summer or are you into ice fishing as well?

[Speaker 1] I like both! Summer is a bit more enjoyable because I find it more relaxing, but I appreciate all fishing

[Speaker 2] I grew up in a cold place as well and I went ice fishing as well once or twice. It was too cold though!

[Speaker 1] Haha I understand, it's a lot of sitting in a blanket and waiting. Not everyone's idea of fun. Where did you grow up?

[Speaker 2] Colorado. A lot of great nature for a nature lover like you. I'm more of a city dweller myself.

I cut down trees for a living. I might want to change my careers. I like to work outside.

It is cold in the winter where I live.

I like summer. I like all fishing.

I like playing soccer.  I'm getting older. I can't move like I used to.

I grew up in a cold place in Colorado. I've been ice fishing. I like the city.

[Speaker 1] I went fishing last week, it was super great and I caught a lot of fish!

[Speaker 2] That sounds awesome! Where did you go fishing?

[Speaker 1] It was really great, near salt lake city

[Speaker 2] Utah is quite a beautiful place. What kind of fish did you catch?

[Speaker 1] Caught a couple catfish, i really enjoy the taste of them

[Speaker 2] I like my catfish battered and fried. Have you put any thought into a different career path recently?

[Speaker 1] Exactly that my favorite way of preparing and cookign them. Not really just enjoying the time off and fishing

[Speaker 2] Sounds relaxing! Speaking of, I'm thinking about going back to my hometown in Colorado. Have you ever been toward that way?

[Speaker 1] I went to Colorado around five years ago, i liked it and thought i would be a decent place to live

[Speaker 2] It's a lovely state. Plenty of fishing spots. I used to fish by the Blue Mesa Reservoir when I was younger. Always caught tons of  catfish there!

[Speaker 1] Yes dad took me fishing once in Colorado, we use to visit alot when i was younger

[Speaker 2] Where's your favorite place you've visited in Colorado so far?


I like to eat steak.
I like to go to concerts.
My ride is a huge rig.
I like the pigskin sport.
I spend a lot of time outside.

My dad was a police officer.

I can operate a car with a manual transmission.

I grew up in the east.

My mos was working in school.

I drive a rig.

[Speaker 1] Hello, meat eater, country music, football, hunting and own a huge truck. You?

[Speaker 2] Hello, here truck driver nice to met you

[Speaker 1] Oh okay. Do you sing or dance?

[Speaker 2] No you can ask me cars

[Speaker 1] Great! What kind of truck do you have?

[Speaker 2] Do you car with a manuel transmission

[Speaker 1] No. Hmmm I thought I had lost you. You eat meat?

[Speaker 2] Teacher mother and cop father lived virginia

[Speaker 1] Oh okay. You like country music?

[Speaker 2] Yes. Where do you live

[Speaker 1] Oh okay. Milwaukee. I love tv football. You?

[Speaker 2] Yes but only watch. Truck driver job consuming time.

[Speaker 1] Hmmm. Did your father hunt?

[Speaker 2] No my father was cop and only catch guilty people

[Speaker 1] I see. What grade do you teach?

[Speaker 2] My mother was teacher not me. My job is truck driver


I like virtual reality stuff.
I am on facebook way too often.
I like working where I live.
I love cuddling with my babies.

A few people share my flat.
The kitchen is my domain.
I'm an animal lover.
I live in the sky.

[Speaker 1] Hi are you on any social media sites?

[Speaker 2] Hello, no no media sites yet

[Speaker 1] I spend a lot of time on facebook and instagram.

[Speaker 2] I spend more of my time working

[Speaker 1] Working at home allows me to spend some time with social media.

[Speaker 2] Yes that good I work at home part time too

[Speaker 1] Do you have any pets?

[Speaker 2] Yes I have three cats, what about you

[Speaker 1] I have a dog and cat who like to lay in my bed.

[Speaker 2] Cute, I love baking in my spear time, how about you

[Speaker 1] I play computer games in my spare time also like to read.

[Speaker 2] That great, are you still in school

[Speaker 1] No I haven't been in school for many years. How about you?

[Speaker 2] Same here but I been taking some class

[Speaker 1] What classes are you taking? I never enjoyed college but got my degree.

[Speaker 2] Well I taking some history and math


I like to ride a board.
My mom teaches kids.
I enjoy tim mcgraw and rascal flatts.
I'm sort of a celebrity.

My dog looks a little like a wolf.

I like to participate in exciting activities.

I always found video games to be fun.

I like to grub on sushi.

I have a home in canada.

[Speaker 1] Vera here. I didn't die. I surf, teach and sing. You?

[Speaker 2] Did you almost die? I am a big video gamer, especially nintendo

[Speaker 1] Me too! You ever watch my show dine on swine? You should.

[Speaker 2] Ew is that about eating pigs? I prefer fish

[Speaker 1] Me too! But I'm an author and tv star. You?

[Speaker 2] So you are famous? Do I know you?

[Speaker 1] Yes! My mother teaches rabbits sex education. You dance?

[Speaker 2] I've never seen a class on rabbit sex. Strange. No I do not dance

[Speaker 1] You have a pet pig? I do. Country music makes me hot. You?

[Speaker 2] No but I do have a husky! I live up north and we don't like country

[Speaker 1] I see. One time I made a unicorn on my show cry. You eat horse meat?

[Speaker 2] No that's disgusting! Only fish

[Speaker 1] I love nude surfing. You? Fave cologne is fish away.

[Speaker 2] I love remote controlled cars, that's what I do for fun

[Speaker 1] Hmmm. Would you be a guest on dine on swine? I am a star. Come on!

[Speaker 2] Sure. I'd like to give it a try


I use an evidence based approach to thought.

I'm uncool.

I stay up to date on cutting edge technology.

I am employed online.

I like to prepare meals.

I know the romance languages except spanish.

I become marry in my youth.

I came to the united sates when I was fourteen.

[Speaker 1] Hey whats up? Hows your day

[Speaker 2] Not much how are you

[Speaker 1] Busy. Just started a new job with google. Working on self driving car statistics

[Speaker 2] I love to cook but hate going shopping for the stuff. Awesome job

[Speaker 1] I'm a bit of a computer nerd. Lol at least that's what people label me as

[Speaker 2] That's funny. My parents do not speak much english at home

[Speaker 1] Well that sucks. Doesn't seem logical with how good you are a typing in english

[Speaker 2] I speak both english and italian.

[Speaker 1] That is awesome. I wish I could speak 2 languages

[Speaker 2] I moved to the usa when I was just 14

[Speaker 1] Howso you are not very familiar with the american culture huh? Everything pretty new to you?

[Speaker 2] Yes but I got married very young so my hubby helps


I love rock music.

I work as a contractor for a cab company.

I'm engaged.

I'm taking courses online.

I've a lot of medical bills.

I m very familiar with hospitals and doctors.

I used to be able to run really fast.

I have problems chewing my food.

My mother is in the hospital.

Acdc is my favorite band.
I work outside on taxis.
I'm getting married.
I'm getting my degree at home.

I just got out of the hospital so I have accumulated some debt.

I work as a doctor.

When I was younger I ran everyday.

It is difficult for me to eat.

My mom is very I'll.

[Speaker 1] Hi there. I listen to rock music with my fiance. What do you do?

[Speaker 2] Hi, I wish I had time to enjoy life like that. I am drowning in medical bills

[Speaker 1] That is too bad. You should do my job and make more money

[Speaker 2] Does it involve the hospital in any way. I am really familiar with them now and the doctors

[Speaker 1] It is in the hospital, but I'm taking online courses to get another job

[Speaker 2] You may know my mother then. She is been in hospital a while now.

[Speaker 1] Maybe. Does she like rock music? I do

[Speaker 2] She might. She struggles to chew her food, as do I, but they finally took her in

[Speaker 1] Why do you struggle to chew food?

[Speaker 2] It just seems to run in the family

[Speaker 1] Hm. Well, if you need a ride, I can take you

[Speaker 2] That would be so nice. What do you drive?

[Speaker 1] A cab as a contractor for the local company

[Speaker 2] What else do you do?

I listen to rock music. I am engaged.

I make a lot of money in my job. My current job is in a hospital. I am taking courses online.

I have a car.

[Speaker 1] Are you planning on visiting your mother soon?

[Speaker 2] I am. She needs company during this really hard time.

[Speaker 1] That's rough. Working in a hospital myself, I see a lot of elderly patients who need help from daughters or sons.

[Speaker 2] I bet those are some of the hardest patients to deal with?

[Speaker 1] They can be a lot of work because they need help, but often they are wonderful people. Sometimes it seems like those who least need our help are the most difficult personality-wise.

[Speaker 2] I am glad you seem to enjoy working with them over all. Any especially good ones you want to talk about?

[Speaker 1] Oh, I have some that are really sweet. Right now there's an older male patient who is in bad shape, but he seems to take it well and is very pleasant to the nurses and everyone. I think he's just appreciative for all he has had in life.

[Speaker 2] That is great. We can all only hope to be that at peace in the end.

[Speaker 1] Yes. I hope you are going to be able to figure out those medical bills.

[Speaker 2] Thanks for that! It will work out in the end.

[Speaker 1] Yes, it will. I'm doing well financially now, but fear I'm driving myself too hard with so much going on. Need to slow down.

[Speaker 2] Good luck with tha, it's not an easy thing to do.

I listen to rock music. I am engaged.

I make a lot of money in my job. My current job is in a hospital. I am financially well off. I am working hard.

I am taking courses online.

I have a car. I drive a cab as a contractor for a local company.

I am empathetic.

I am in medical debt. I have many medical bills. I am familiar with hospitals and doctors.

My mother has been in the hospital. My mother and I struggle to chew food. My mother is not doing well.

I don't work in a hospital.

[Speaker 1] Some tips for dealing with medical bills.

[Speaker 2] I'm going to try to negotiate with the insurance companies to bring my cost down.

[Speaker 1] That sounds like a great idea. I hope it works for you. How is your mother?

[Speaker 2] She's hanging in there! Hoping she starts to get better soon. How's your job going?

[Speaker 1] It's going well, thanks. I am a little tired from working so much, but the money is worth it.

[Speaker 2] Oh I bet, that's great! Have you been doing any wedding planning?

[Speaker 1] A little bit! We have started to look at DJs. Do you prefer going to a wedding that has a DJ or a band?

[Speaker 2] Personally, I'd say DJ! I'm sure would be great. What are you leaning towards?

[Speaker 1] I think we are going to go with a DJ. More variety of music! Though a rock band would be fun.

[Speaker 2] Yes, you do love your rock music! You can make up a nice playlist filled with all your favorite rock songs and the DJ can play them!

[Speaker 1] That's a perfect idea! If you are able to attend, you can give me some of your favorite songs for the playlist, too!

[Speaker 2] Of course! What month are you thinking for your wedding?


I am a weight lifter.
My country is russia.
I can benchpress 345 pounds.
I can also squat 400 pounds.
I'm a olympian.

I want to feel pretty.
I like to eat.
I feel overweight.
I am a mother.
I want to be desired.

I exercise regularly.
I'm from the home land.
I lift a lot at the gym.
I lift a lot of weights.
I train every day.

I wish I was beautiful.
I like to grub.
I need to loose ten pounds.
I am a mom.
I long to be lusted after.

[Speaker 1] Hi, I bet I am way cooler than you.

[Speaker 2] You probably are. I am an overweight mother ; no one wants me.

[Speaker 1] I'm so fabulous. From mother russia.

[Speaker 2] I want to feel fabulous and beautiful too. I eat all the time.

[Speaker 1] I am preparing for the olympics again. How much do you weigh

[Speaker 2] I am overweight, and do not like disclosing my weight. It makes me feel undesirable.

[Speaker 1] I bet I could light you.

[Speaker 2] You could light me?

[Speaker 1] I meant, lift. Sorry. English is my second language.

[Speaker 2] That's okay. I am much too overweight to be lifted.

[Speaker 1] I can squat alot. Around 400. I can bench too, around 340.

[Speaker 2] You sound quite self assured of yourself.

[Speaker 1] I'm best. Can I lift you? Will you be my wife?

[Speaker 2] I'm not used to people liking me, but I like this.

I am from Russia.

I am a mother.

[Speaker 1] I just had a great workout session.

[Speaker 2] Cool are you training to enter the next Olympics ?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I intend on being the most powerful Russian in the world. I beat my PR by 10 kilos earlier.

[Speaker 2] Wow it would be great if you won gold then i could brag that i know a gold medallist ! I just took my kids to the beach it was hot i am to embarrassed about my fat weight to take my clothes off but my kids love the beach so i will suffer for them

[Speaker 1] Well the first step is putting yourself out there. How many kids do you have?

[Speaker 2] True... i have 10 kids all boys named bob i get pregnant easy i think all the babies is why i am so overweight .. well that and the 50 pizza's i eat in a day

[Speaker 1] Oh dear! I eat a lot myself, but mostly because I burn so many calories while working out. Have you ever tried contraception?

[Speaker 2] No that has never entered my mind but its a good idea , how is the weather in Russia at the moment ?

[Speaker 1] It's quite cold, there is probably 2 meters of snow piled up on my car. It's OK though, I use it as an excuse to jog to the gym. Where are you from?

[Speaker 2] Thats a lot of snow ! i am from the amazon jungle i live in a coconut tree

[Speaker 1] Well, I think we both know that's not true. How could all the kids fit up there?

[Speaker 2] They are to big to fit up there so i make them sleep at the bottom of the tree , how often do you train then ?

I am from Russia. I am an Olympic athlete. I can squat 400 lb. I bench around 340 lb. I want to be the most powerful Russian in the world.

I jog to the gym when it is cold and snowy.

I am overweight. I like to eat. I don't like to disclose my weight.  I am ashamed of my body. I eat 50 pizzas a day.

I am a mother. I have 10 kids.

I live in a coconut tree in the Amazon Jungle.

[Speaker 1] Is it hard being a parent? I have been thinking about having kids.

[Speaker 2] It is hard having to make sure they do their homework and cleaning up after them but getting to see them grow up is great and sure makes up for it.

[Speaker 1] Are your kids close in age or spread out?

[Speaker 2] They are pretty close in age most are only 2 years apart.

[Speaker 1] That's a good gap, I think I would enjoy that. Do they like pizza as well?

[Speaker 2] Yes they do. it is really expensive though having to get enough for 10 kids.

[Speaker 1] Do you always order it, or have you guys tried making it? It might be a fun family bonding time !

[Speaker 2] I have never tried making it that sounds like fun though could be a fun activity for this weekend.

[Speaker 1] Absolutely! So what is it like living in the Amazon?

[Speaker 2] It is great being surrounded by wildlife and nature though it can be dangerous at times too. I still love it.

[Speaker 1] I can imagine! Have you lived their your entire life?

[Speaker 2] Yes I grew up here and have lived here my entire life. What bout you are you close to achieving your goal of being the most powerful Russian?


I love to be at the lake.

I like to listen to music.

Home grown vegetables are better for you.

My favorite food is cheeseburgers.

I enjoy making small toy wheeled vehicle challenge other drivers of such vehicles.

I spend a lot of time answering phones.
I always enjoyed science.
I work on my days off.
I'm called maria in italy.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you today

[Speaker 2] Hey there, I am well, you?

[Speaker 1] I'm good do you work

[Speaker 2] I work as a receptionist at my local doctors office, you?

[Speaker 1] I fish for my job

[Speaker 2] Do you anything outside of work?

[Speaker 1] I play guitar a lot

[Speaker 2] Just for fun? Or for like school

[Speaker 1] In my spare time really

[Speaker 2] As long as it is something that you enjoy

[Speaker 1] Yeah do you like fast food

[Speaker 2] Some, not really like mcdonalds

[Speaker 1] I despise it too that's good

[Speaker 2] I do enjoy taco bell though


I take care of lost pets.

I love italian cuisine.

My mother raised me.

I am very good at speaking different languages.

My mom is employed as a financial institution.

I raise animals.

My canines stay at my residence alone when I travel to see family.

I can't get a pet because of allergies.

My sweet puppy is my favorite animal.

[Speaker 1] Bon jour! My name is annie, I love baby animals especially otters

[Speaker 2] Oh, hi, I am olivia. I love animals too. I have two dogs.

[Speaker 1] Nice! What are you reading lately?

[Speaker 2] I am reading a book about dog allergies. My mom is allergic to them.

[Speaker 1] Oh I'm sorry, my mom works at a bank and she's allergic to nickel alloys

[Speaker 2] Oh, wow, one of my dogs ate a nickel once. What do you do?

[Speaker 1] Wait for the change. Lol

[Speaker 2] Haha. I am looking for a dog sitter for when I visit my parents.

[Speaker 1] Oops I was taking my mushroom ravioli off of the stove bon appetite!

[Speaker 2] Oh, that sounds delicious. Do you speak french?

[Speaker 1] Qui, my father died before I was born and he was from brittany. So I learned

[Speaker 2] Oh, I am sorry. One of my dogs is french, a poodle.

[Speaker 1] Ha ha, where do your parents live

[Speaker 2] Florida, but I have to leave my dogs when I visit.


I like to listen to loud music.

I see some interesting people at my job.

I am relocating for a job.

I'll be 26 this spring.

I did something I regret.

I don't like the way people see me.

I am very hard on myself and have low self esteem.

I don't like being told what to do.

[Speaker 1] What did you do today?

[Speaker 2] I did not do much today. It was a relaxing day. What about you?

[Speaker 1] I worked at the gas station today. Nothing too exciting

[Speaker 2] Do you work at the gas station?

[Speaker 1] Yes I do. I'm a cashier there

[Speaker 2] I use to be a cashier at that gas station. But I got fired though

[Speaker 1] What did you get fired for?

[Speaker 2] Stealing money. I should have gone to court and jail but didn't.

[Speaker 1] Oh no! Maybe I should I could use the money when I move to san diego

[Speaker 2] I'dn't recommend it. I got away with it cause I was close with the manger

[Speaker 1] I am too young to go to jail and ruin my life. I am only 25

[Speaker 2] I am 23 but I kind of wish I can take that mistake back sometimes

[Speaker 1] I bet. What do you do for fun?

[Speaker 2] I love writing stories, but I am now also into reading novels as well. How about you?

[Speaker 1] I love music. The best band around is rancid

[Speaker 2] I never heard of that band before. Are they good?


I ride bikes with my friends.

Sometimes I get angry.

My body is a canvas.

I speed sometimes, sometimes at dangerous speeds.

At age 57, I can be classified as a mature female.

I am unable to keep employment for any considerable length of time.

I like to party and not study.

I have a hard time forgiving myself.

I seem to never stop getting drunk.

I'm a loner.

[Speaker 1] I love motorcycles and tattoos. Being a woman that's strange.

[Speaker 2] That's not a bad thing, I am an alcoholic. So there air is cleared.

[Speaker 1] Is it difficult to socialize? All my friends drink and too much.

[Speaker 2] Yeah it is I constantly lose money because I miss work then get fired.

[Speaker 1] When did you quit? My sister goes to aa and all of the meetings.

[Speaker 2] I still drink I try to stop but cant my family resents me.

[Speaker 1] Lots of places to get help. Do you like motorcycles? I've one.

[Speaker 2] Well yeah would like to ride one, what kind do you have?

[Speaker 1] Harley. Are there any other kind? It is an older one.

[Speaker 2] Yeah I am sure there are like kawasaki.

[Speaker 1] I was being a little sarcastic. Harley riders only think harleys are it.

[Speaker 2] I know what you mean lol.

[Speaker 1] Same as cars. Kawasaki and yamaha take less gas and have less upkeep.

[Speaker 2] I cant get a job to get a motorcycle anyway


My radio is usually tuned into a country station.

I used to live in the mountains.

I've a husband.

Rich treats after a meal are one of my downfalls.

I wish my kids behaved better.

My housekeeper is dull.

[Speaker 1] Did you hear that troy gentry was killed today in a helicopter crash?

[Speaker 2] No I did not, that is more disappointing to hear than my children.

[Speaker 1] I love country music and it was such a shock, he was only 50

[Speaker 2] I love country music too. But hey this stuff happens

[Speaker 1] Yeah, did you mean that this bothered you more than your children dying?

[Speaker 2] No, they are just disappointments.

[Speaker 1] Oh, I'm so sorry. Kids can be really hard to deal with

[Speaker 2] Have any?

[Speaker 1] Yes, one daughter and you?

[Speaker 2] Three children. How old is she?

[Speaker 1] She's 34 and expecting twins!! We are thrilled

[Speaker 2] That sounds exciting. You excited to be a grandparent?

[Speaker 1] Yes, we already have three grandsons and the twins are boys too.. Lol

[Speaker 2] What is their favorite dessert?

[Speaker 1] Love cookies and ice cream

[Speaker 2] I love cheesecake


My spouse is a member of the military.
I like to raise animals.
My dad is a priest.
I like children.

I aspire to visit places different than where I live.

I'm the owner of canines of different breeds.

I like to travel.

I got in a lot of trouble growing up.

My favorite colors are pretty basic.

[Speaker 1] Good afternoon how are you?

[Speaker 2] I'm fine, thank you. How are you today?

[Speaker 1] I'm good do you have any interests?

[Speaker 2] Animals and traveling ; I'd love to go to ireland or puerto rico

[Speaker 1] My husband works for the army and I'm three months pregnant

[Speaker 2] I hope you like children. I used to be a wild child you see

[Speaker 1] I do love kids, I really miss riding my horse beauty though

[Speaker 2] I have an english bulldog and a pitbull. They have horses.

[Speaker 1] Are you married do you have kids?

[Speaker 2] No, but blue and red are my favorite colors. I need a life

[Speaker 1] That to bad I'm sure you find someone

[Speaker 2] I spend most my time in the country, but it is nice to go to the city

[Speaker 1] We live in the country on our farm

[Speaker 2] What is it like on your farm? Mine stinks

[Speaker 1] We raise horse and so do most of the neighbors so it is not so bad

[Speaker 2] Are you from the united states? Where are you from?


I have a new job.
I like to make cakes.
I like the internet.
I am a vegetarian.

I believe in love at first sight.
I've two brothers.
I ve been a vegan since I was 5.
I love to sleep in.
I work in a lab.

I just started my current position.

I enjoy baking.

I am on the computer a lot.

I would never even look at meat, yet alone eat it.

I'm happy.

My siblings are male.

When I was a child I began avoiding meat.

I enjoy naps here and there.

I broke three beakers today.

[Speaker 1] How are you? I just got a new internet job.

[Speaker 2] Congratulations on your new job. I am well thank you

[Speaker 1] It will leave me less time to experiment with vegan cake recipes though

[Speaker 2] I am a vegan as well. Since I was very young.

[Speaker 1] Vegetarian is one thing, but vegan is a little harder

[Speaker 2] Yes I know sometimes I take vegan treats into the lab where I work to share

[Speaker 1] That's good. Encourage your coworkers to try it

[Speaker 2] I do. I'm still trying to convince my two brothers to try.

[Speaker 1] I search for vegan recipes on the internet. I think I'm addicted to the internet

[Speaker 2] Lol me, too I'm up late on it tonight lucky I can sleep in.

[Speaker 1] Do you have any other hobbies?

[Speaker 2] No not really I spend so much time in the lab, no time

[Speaker 1] Is it a chemistry lab?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I'm testing the hypothesis of love at first sight right now

[Speaker 1] Can chemistry help with that?

[Speaker 2] Well have you heard of love potion number 9

I got a new internet job.

I have been vegan for a long time.

I have two brothers.

I spend a lot of time in a chemistry lab.

[Speaker 1] My friend just brought me some great vegan cupcakes! I'll have to get the recipe and share with you!

[Speaker 2] Vegan cupcakes!  I love the idea.  Maybe it'll be just like eating carrot cake.  The thought of it just makes my mouth water.  I hope you get the recipe soon!

[Speaker 1] You can hold me to it. The prospect of getting healthy by potentially going vegan has me excited for the future. I beginning to think that you vegans are not so deprived. Do you have any favorite vegan recipes?

[Speaker 2] I do!  I have many recipes for vegan casseroles.  They are so delicious you'll forget that you're eating a vegan dish.  My brothers and I often get together to exchange vegan casserole recipes, and we get better and better recipes each time.

[Speaker 1] That sounds fun. It's important to have a good support system when trying to make health a lifestyle. Unfortunately, most of my family members could care less. But I'm glad I have a friend like you to talk to about veganism. I must admit I do sometimes feel like I will miss chicken and steak. Do you ever miss it or are the recipes so good that you don't even fill like you are missing out?

[Speaker 2] That's a great point.  I don't necessarily miss the flavor because there are many options to help you feel full and satisfied.  For example, you can try a veggie burger.  The veggie patty has the same texture as a regular beef patty, and it also tastes great.  It's just getting used to eating something new.  The best thing is that your health improves and you help save animals!

[Speaker 1] You make a persuasive case for the vegan lifestyle. It helps that you are so friendly, quite a difference from the portray by some of vegans as mean and nasty people LOL. I just know that meat makes me feel heavy. Of course, I enjoy it in the moment, but the aftershocks to my system are a sign that it may not be the healthiest choice. I believe that the body gives us signals when its time to change, so I think I'm going to start listening. It also won't hurt if I lose a few pounds hahaha

[Speaker 2] Thanks!  I had no idea that vegans were not viewed positively by others.  It's a wake-up call.  Well, what can I say.  I used to feel heavy after eating meat as well.  Then one of my brothers invited me an Indian vegan restaurant.  I loved it!   That restaurant became a favorite!  I guess that's when it all started.  You don't need animal protein to feel satisfied.  You can always fulfilling nuts such as garbanzo beans, pecans, and walnuts.  So many vegan dishes, so little time!

[Speaker 1] Wow. It seems like a big world that I had no clue about. I need to inform myself better. I love snacking on different kinds of nuts, so I'm one-step ahead of the curve I suppose haha. Thank you so much for sharing your valuable information with me.

[Speaker 2] Sure thing!  You know, once you get the vegan cupcake recipe from your friend, you should come over and we can make the recipe together.  I'm sure my brothers will love that!  We have recipes for lots of vegan entrees, but not for desserts.

[Speaker 1] That sounds like a plan. I would love to be apart of that support system. As you have noticed, I'm such a novice that I wouldn't dare deny help when I can get it. And I promise not to come empty handed, I will definitely have that vegan cupcake recipe tuned to perfection by the time I visit.

[Speaker 2] Great!  And we also promise to make some great vegan casserole dishes for you to try.  We'll pass along the recipe, of course.  Who knows, maybe one day we can even start a vegan cookbook.  Then we can help others lead a healthier lifestyle!

I got a new internet job.

I have been experimenting with vegan cake recipes. I use the internet to look for vegan recipes. I have some vegan cupcakes. I am not vegan. I may become vegan in the future. I enjoy meat. I feel heavy after eating meat.

I like snacking on nuts.

I have been vegan for a long time.

I have two brothers.

I am friendly. Indian vegan place is my favourite restaurant. I have recipes for vegan entrees. I do not have recipes for vegan desserts.

[Speaker 1] I have received the vegan cupcake recipe from my friend and I am looking forward to making it myself.

[Speaker 2] Oh really? That sounds good! When do you think you'll make it? I'd love to try one.

[Speaker 1] I want to start as soon as possible, so probably tomorrow. I'm thinking about what flavor of cupcake I want to make. Any suggestions?

[Speaker 2] Great! Let's see... What about a chocolate strawberry cupcake? Strawberries are in season right now so you can get some fresh ones. I bet the recipe will be delicious.

[Speaker 1] Thanks for the suggestion. I will certainly try out that flavor. What tips can you give me to make my first foray in vegan cupcakes a success?

[Speaker 2] Well, I don't have experience making vegan desserts, only entrees. But my advice would be to do your research on the Internet to make sure that you have everything you need! Get as many fresh ingredients as possible. That will make the cupcakes taste the best.

[Speaker 1] I will keep that in mind. What sort of vegan entrees have you made recently?

[Speaker 2] I made some vegan mac and cheese for my family last week. It was delicious! Vegan tacos were also a successful recipe. I substituted walnuts for the meat.

[Speaker 1] Trying nuts instead of meat is very inventive! What other substitutes have you tried?

[Speaker 2] Tofu is a great substitute for just about any meat. So is jackfruit! And applesauce can be used instead of eggs.

[Speaker 1] Have you considered using that new plant-based meat substitute in your vegan dishes?

[Speaker 2] I have not. Can you tell me more about it? Where can I find it?


I've curly, red hair.
I love to recycle.
I drive a large, blue van.
I've two tattoos.
I am a hippie.

My last name is spanish, but I tell people that it s italian.

I don t know if I enjoy programming, or if it s my only choice.

I wear cardigans because I hope it makes me look more cultured.

I hate that I got my brain from the dad I never met.

I work at a salon.

I hate throwing out plastic.

Everyday, I get around the city in my big midnight colored vehicle.

I have a couple of paintings on my body.

I love peace and love.

I come from spain, but most of my friend think I'm from italy.

I work with computers.

I a fancy.

I wish I had been able to meet my father because I am smart like him.

[Speaker 1] Hi there. How are you?

[Speaker 2] Pretty good names juanita spanish, I know weird last name, huh?

[Speaker 1] Not too bad. My name is jojo.

[Speaker 2] For some reason, weird as it may sound I tell people its an italian last name

[Speaker 1] Oh. Do you have any tattoos? I have 2.

[Speaker 2] No tattoos, but wear cardigans to make me look more cultural.

[Speaker 1] What color is your hair? Mine is red.

[Speaker 2] I do not know if I like programming, only choice.

[Speaker 1] Oh ok. What do you drive?

[Speaker 2] I do not drive. My perception of directions will not let me. I got my dads brain.

[Speaker 1] Oh, too bad. I drive a blue van. It is big!

[Speaker 2] Wow, that is seems nice

[Speaker 1] Hippie here, so it fits me well.

[Speaker 2] Lol yeah. I never met my dad at all.

[Speaker 1] Oh, same here. I have the best mom though.

[Speaker 2] That is awesome. My dad never was in my life to be honest

My name is Jojo.

I am a hippie. I drive a large, blue van.

I never had a father figure in my life but I had an amazing mother.

I speak Spanish.
I am cultural.
I do not drive.
I never had a father figure in my life.

[Speaker 1] Are there any festivals or plans coming up?

[Speaker 2] There's an art festival in my town that I usually attend.

[Speaker 1] Wow. That sounds really interesting. I really love festivals, whether they be art festivals, music festivals, or a combination of the two. Is there representation of Spanish culture at the art festival?

[Speaker 2] Yes, there are a number of Latino artists represented and they also have vendors selling Spanish, Korean and Italian food. It's easy to get there on my bike and see everything that's offered. Do you have any plans?

[Speaker 1] I currently don't have plans. If you don't mind company, I would love to join you at the festival. I am not as familiar with Spanish culture, so I am interested in learning from you. I think it is important to broaden one's perspective. What better way to do that than to go to an unfamiliar art festival with a friend who knows the culture very well?

[Speaker 2] Yes, that sounds great. Id love to show you around and introduce you to some of the Spanish culture here.Will you be bringing anyone else?

[Speaker 1] No, it will just me. I don't have a bunch of friends that are into festivals, so I tend to go alone. However, I am happy for the opportunity to go to a festival with a friend. Will there be any musical acts at this festival?

[Speaker 2] OK, maybe you can pick me up in your van and we will go there together. They have a number of musical performers. What genre of music do you like best?

[Speaker 1] I would love to pick you up. That just means more time for interesting conversation! I usually prefer folk music, specifically Americana. But I appreciate a wide variety of genres, except contemporary country music.

[Speaker 2] Perfect. You will love The Painted Horse. They are my favorite band and they play at the festival every year. I'll text you my address and see you on Saturday!

[Speaker 1] I cannot wait until Saturday. The Painted Horse is a great band name. I am so excited. I look forward to the text. I think this is the start of a great friendship.

[Speaker 2] I'm excited to see you in person. I love meeting new people. Bye Jojo.

My name is Jojo.

I like to learn/try new things.

I like art and music festivals. I like folk music, specifically American. I like all types of music genres except for contemporary country.

I speak Spanish. I am cultural. I know about Spanish culture.

I do not drive. I ride a bike.

I never had a father figure in my life.

I go to art festivals. My favorite band is The Painted Horse. I like meeting new people.

[Speaker 1] I just heard about a music festival that's going to be happening nearby this summer.

[Speaker 2] Ooh that sounds exciting! What kind of festival is it, and what genres are going to be played there? Which bands are performing, and who is headlining?

[Speaker 1] I just heard about it, so I'm not really sure of all the details yet. I'm definitely going to look into it though. Do you ever go to music festivals?

[Speaker 2] Yeah I do, I loved going to Warp Tour back when it was a thing, as well as a lot of the smaller emo/grunge music festivals. Underground music festivals are also a lot of fun! I bet the festival you heard about has a website, maybe take a look there for details!

[Speaker 1] Yes, I will definitely do that! I like most types of music, so I'm sure there will be something for me there. It's not happening for a couple more months, so it will give me something to look forward to. Do you know if there are any festivals happening near you this summer?

[Speaker 2] Yeah I bet there will be! Let me know what you find out, and if you plan to go!

[Speaker 1] Yeah, I plan to check it out later today, so I'll definitely let you know. Anything interesting you plan to do this summer?

[Speaker 2] Yes I'm actually traveling to Venice for the summer with my girlfriend! She insisted on making a blog for the trip called "two lesbians in Venice", which I think is a little silly, but we're both excited. I also forgot to respond to your previous question, but I don't expect any festivals near me, since I'll be out of the country. Have you ever been to Italy?

[Speaker 1] No, I haven't been to Italy, but it sounds like a lot off fun. Be sure to tell me about it once you get back. I don't think I'm going to do any traveling this summer, so I'll have to enjoy it vicariously through you!

[Speaker 2] I will, and I guess you could read Katie's blog too if you wanted! I'm sorry you aren't traveling, its always such a fun thing to do. Hopefully the festival makes up for not going anywhere! Is there a reason you aren't going to travel?

[Speaker 1] I'd love to read her blog. Be sure to give me the address. I just feel more like staying close to home this summer, so that' why I don't plan to do any traveling. I'll probably do some traveling next summer though.

[Speaker 2] I will do, as soon as she finishes setting it up. Where do you want to travel next summer? Staying home means you save some money, so are you going to go anywhere extra fancy?


I like bright colors.
I don't have any siblings.
I've a love of reptiles.
I have color on my face.
I've my own garden.

I like the boob tube.
I'm a young girl.
I love squeezed oranges.
My nickname is arnie.
I love meat hoagies.

[Speaker 1] What are you up to, my friend?

[Speaker 2] Howdy I'm arnold I'm only 10

[Speaker 1] Oh you are a kid. I'm too. Do you have any brothers or sisters?

[Speaker 2] Nope my mommy will not have anymore I like tv though

[Speaker 1] I do not have any either

[Speaker 2] I love cheese and ham sandwiches

[Speaker 1] So does my lizard! His name is gila

[Speaker 2] I also really really like orange juice

[Speaker 1] What is your favorite color? Mine is purple

[Speaker 2] Green like my frogs purple are for girls

[Speaker 1] I'm a girl! With big brown eyes

[Speaker 2] Girls are gross boys rule

[Speaker 1] Ewww no. Plants are better than boys

[Speaker 2] Plants sucks anyway my mom always kill them

[Speaker 1] Your mom is violent! Mean mommy

[Speaker 2] You said your mom mean that's so sad


I love to read.

I like to read horror novels.

I immigrated to ca.

My hubby rights books and we have a pair of twin children.

I like to watch tv.
I cannot stand clutter.
I love spending time with my kids.
I love to jog.
I cook my own meals.

[Speaker 1] Hello, my name is dawn and I enjoy reading stephen king books.

[Speaker 2] My name is meghan and I enjoy baking,

[Speaker 1] Where were you born, I was born in france and live in canada.

[Speaker 2] I was born in illinois and I currently live in illinois

[Speaker 1] Are you married? Me and my husband have a pair of twins ; he's an author.

[Speaker 2] No, lol, I am only 15

[Speaker 1] Oh, you are young and you like baking over reading?

[Speaker 2] I enjoy reading as well, in fact, I have written my own poems

[Speaker 1] That's awesome, I write poetry too.

[Speaker 2] Omg, I've finally found someone like me lol

[Speaker 1] It is rare to hear of people into poetry these days.

[Speaker 2] Yes it is, what made you get into poetry?

[Speaker 1] My aunt loved poetry and read to me. I am baking blueberry turnovers right now.

[Speaker 2] Seems like you enjoy baking too, and I just enjoy the rhymes


Females from other countries are pretty.

I spend a lot of time outside.

I enjoy relaxing and getting flowers.

I care about the environment.

I have adopted two pets.
I enjoy growing my own food.
I reside in a tiny town.
I enjoy spending time in the kitchen.

[Speaker 1] Hi, do you want to drive my car?

[Speaker 2] Ha. Lol what? Um. I've a car.

[Speaker 1] Oh, I was just being a nice canadian

[Speaker 2] Thanks though. Where are you from?

[Speaker 1] Canada obviously. I just told you

[Speaker 2] Is it true that most canadians are nice? Where in canada?

[Speaker 1] Yes it is true. It is north of america

[Speaker 2] Where in canada do you live?

[Speaker 1] That is a secret? I do not even know you

[Speaker 2] Just the general area. Sure you are canadian? Eek.

[Speaker 1] I am? Why are you asking me?

[Speaker 2] I am from outside of chicago.

[Speaker 1] That sounds really super fancy

[Speaker 2] Nope not at all. Just a small city. Live a simple life.

[Speaker 1] I think you are downplaying it a lot

[Speaker 2] I do have a dog named emmy. And a cat named felix. Living the high life.


I play football.
I have a pet iguana.
I like to play video games.
I work at mcdonald s.
My favorite movie is star wars.

I am a vegan.
I like to ride my bike.
I have 3 dogs and 2 cats.
I work as a vet.

I enjoy sports.

I like different reptiles.

I love tomb raider and mario.

I'm employed by the grand golden arches.

I like sci fi.

I really hate the idea of eating meat.
I try to keep active.
I have 5 pets.
I hate seeing animals in pain.

[Speaker 1] Hi, I am a football player. How are you?

[Speaker 2] I am great! I just finished riding my bike and am making breakfast.

[Speaker 1] Lovely! I only enjoy to play video games with my pet iguana

[Speaker 2] I enjoy animals. I am a veterinarian.

[Speaker 1] Animals are wonderful and I love them,

[Speaker 2] I currently have two kittens, two labs and a chihuahua.

[Speaker 1] I'm a mcdonalds employee. And of course that means my fav movie is star wars.

[Speaker 2] I do not eat at mcdonalds since I'm vegan.

[Speaker 1] I understand. I don't eat there either. Yuck.

[Speaker 2] Did you go to college? If so what did you study?

[Speaker 1] No, I am a fast food employee after all. How about you?

[Speaker 2] I went to texas am to earn my degree in veterinary medicine.

[Speaker 1] That's wonderful. Wonderful school.

[Speaker 2] You should go to college so you can get a better job.

[Speaker 1] I agree. But it is so costly. And I'd not have time to play games.

[Speaker 2] I owe so much. I feel as if I work to pay loans

I have a pet iguana.

I don't have a lot of money.

I have a bike.

I am a vet.

I have 2 kittens, 2 labs, a chihuahua.

I am a veg.

[Speaker 1] I played with my pet iguana.

[Speaker 2] Thats nice! I love pets as well, its my job to deal with animals but its also my passion

[Speaker 1] Have you ever had to take care of an Iguana at your job?

[Speaker 2] Yes of course as a vet, I have to deal with every type of animal hahaha. How is your work at McDonalds?

[Speaker 1] It's pretty awful. Not only do I not like the taste of the food, but working with the smell all day really gets to me. And then there's the low pay too. The only thing I can look forward to at the end of the day is getting to spend time with my iguana. I really need to find another job.

[Speaker 2] Yeah I am not a fan of meat and chicken since I am veg, thats why I usually do not eat McDonalds I mean I can give you a good suggestions from my part which is try to continue your education, trust me hard work pays off very well.

[Speaker 1] I never did so great in school. I've been thinking about trying to become a plumber though. I hear they make pretty decent money.

[Speaker 2] Yeah that would be good! anything that will put your skills to use. About the money issue that you have, low income students get a lot of help from the government. I on the other hand have a lot of loans to pay off since my degree required so many years

[Speaker 1] Yeah, that's another thing I never liked about going to school. I was afraid to rack up so much debt. But I think a trade school wouldn't be too expensive.

[Speaker 2] Your are right trade school is not that expensive.

[Speaker 1] It'd be really nice to get paid some real money. I think I would get a few more iguanas and a bigger and nicer habitat for them. Maybe I'd even get a new pair of shoes. My current pair is starting to fall apart actually.

[Speaker 2] Yeah that would be nice. I on the other hand have 2 kittens, 2 labs, a chihuahua. hahha I have a lot going on

I have a pet iguana. I want more iguanas.

I work in Mcdonalds. I don't like mcdonalds food.  I want to find another job. I want to become a plumber.

I don't have a lot of money.

I was not good in school. I want to go to a trade school.

I have a bike.

I am a vet. I have 2 kittens, 2 labradors, 1 chihuahua. I went to Texas AM. I have a degree in veterinary medicine. I'm paying off student loans.

I am vegetarian.

I have lots of loans to pay off.

[Speaker 1] I have finally bought a new pair of shoes.

[Speaker 2] That is important.  Shoes make a big difference at the end of the day if you stand all day.

[Speaker 1] So true! I am hoping to get into a good trade school soon. I will still be standing all day though.

[Speaker 2] The decision on which school to attend is always a tough one.  If I had to do it again I would want to talk to people that graduated from the school.  People that went through the program.

[Speaker 1] How did you pick the right school?

[Speaker 2] I knew I wanted to be a vet, so I picked what was close.  That may be the default way most people do it.  I think, in hind sight, it is better to research it.  Relocating for school seems like a bad idea.

[Speaker 1] Yeah. I have been doing a lot of research recently. I am leaning towards a plumbing program at the local community college.

[Speaker 2] Before you start, I think you should go an meet the people running the program.  Say hello.  Ask them if they can put you in contact with past students.  Ask them if they have any big changes to the curriculum coming up.

[Speaker 1] Is that what you did? That sounds like a great idea!

[Speaker 2] No, it is not what I did.  I should have done it.  Maybe I would have changed my mind if I knew how much debt I would take on.

[Speaker 1] Ha! I wish there was a way to avoid the student debt. I am going to have to take out loans to attend trade school.

[Speaker 2] I see.  It is better to be debt free. Sometimes there is no choice though.


I am nurse.

I play the violin.

I like to visit national parks.

I met my husband when I was a freshman in college.

I try not to think about death.
I love to put a smile on peoples faces.
I am a very bad liar.
I'm obsessed with filming.

I work in healthcare.
I am musician.
I love to vacation with nature.
I'm married.

Being dead scared me.

Most of my friends are very happy to be around me.

I cannot tell a lie.

I love using my video camera.

[Speaker 1] Hi, what do you do for a living?

[Speaker 2] I like to direct independent films. How about you?

[Speaker 1] That's cool. I'm a very experienced nurse and I love my job.

[Speaker 2] I see. I couldn't do that. Death bothers me too much.

[Speaker 1] Do you have any hobbies? I'm good at playing the violin.

[Speaker 2] I occasionally do stand up comedy. I like making people laugh.

[Speaker 1] That is fun! Do you like to visit nationals parks? I really like it.

[Speaker 2] I live right next to one, but haven't been in years.

[Speaker 1] So are you single, dating, in a committed relationship, or married?

[Speaker 2] Single. I used to be in a relationship but it ended due to my compulsive lying.

[Speaker 1] Ironic you are honest about that. I am married. Where would you meat your ex?

[Speaker 2] We met at a haunted corn maze about three years ago. Been single since.

I'm a nurse.
I play the violin.
I like to visit national parks.
I am married.

I direct independent films.

I do stand up comedy.

I live next to a national park but don't visit.

I am single. I am a compulsive liar.

I met my last ex at a corn maze.

[Speaker 1] Is there a film you're directing right now? What's your favorite genre to work with?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I'm directing a film right now called "Let's leave it to the team!" It is a comedy. Comedies are my favorite. I also do stand up comedy on the side. I'm not that funny though, ha!

[Speaker 1] Hey we can't all be good at everything as long as you do what you love in my opinion

[Speaker 2] Yeah true! Do you love being a nurse? That is such a good profession because you are helping people constantly. I bet you are very proud!

[Speaker 1] I really am, they are the first line for the patient and often have just as much importance in life saving as the doctor themselves.

[Speaker 2] Yes that's true, it takes a special person to be a nurse! What does your husband do, I forgot to ask you before.

[Speaker 1] He is a firefighter! thanks for asking about him, I appreciate the thought.

[Speaker 2] Oh that's a great service job also! Where did you meet your husband, I met my last ex at a corn maze, lol!

[Speaker 1] O I meet him at at work function, your story sounds much more exciting, tell me more?

[Speaker 2] It wasn't, believe me! We were in the corn maze and we bumped into each other. He was all mad and telling me to watch where I was going, and I was telling him the same. When we got out of the maze he apologized and asked me out. I don't know why I said yes! Kind of a corny story, no pun intended, ha!

[Speaker 1] That's great. Should make it into  your next movie in my opinion.

[Speaker 2] Ha! Good idea! By the way, you should come out to the National Park that's right by where I live. I heard it's great but haven't been there myself!

I play the violin.
I like to visit national parks.
I am a nurse and am proud about my job.
I am married to a firefighter.
I met my husband at a work function.

I direct independent films. I'm currently directing a comedy named 'lets leave it to the team'.  I do stand up comedy.

I am single. I am a compulsive liar. I met my last ex at a corn maze.

I admire nurses.

I have an ex girlfriend that i met in a corn maze.

[Speaker 1] I discussed with my husband to come and visit the national park near you and were interested. do you have any tips for when to come?

[Speaker 2] I really don't visit the park, so I can't offer any tips. But from living near it, I know that there is usually less traffic going to the park at the beginning of the week. I'd suggest trying to take your trip then.

[Speaker 1] Ah okay, I know you are a compulsive liar, are you lying to me right now? because I remember the album you showed me! Thank you I will try too, I may visit the corn maze, I want to see the place where you met your ex. Have you talked to her?

[Speaker 2] I am not lying to you! I visited the park once, and that was enough for me. But that was a long time ago. I haven't spoken to my ex since the breakup last week. I would be happy to go to the corn maze with you if you need help finding your way out!

[Speaker 1] Promise? You told me to always ask you! okay, okay, I believe you! How are you hanging? has she tried to contact you? That would be awesome! I read that the maze is 20 acres, no wonder you were able to find a girlfriend in the maze. How is your stand up comedy show coming along? i want to go see you, but Im scared, last time you ripped me apart, lol.

[Speaker 2] It's a very large maze! Maybe if I go back with you, I can find another girlfriend...haha. Hopefully my next girlfriend will think I am funnier than my last one thought I was! My show is coming along well. You should come to the show I am directing once it is finished. I can get you free tickets! Or if you want to come to one of my stand-up shows, I will go easy on you. Maybe.

[Speaker 1] You will!! you know you are a charmer, ill just slightly kick you if I hear you lying! LMBO, you had no chill, that poor girl was tared up in all your shows! You  have us scared, dude! have mercy. What comedian is your inspiration again? That would be RAD! I would love to come and get VIP access, you are so lucky you get to work with Angelina Joeli.

[Speaker 2] I really like Dane Cook. He is funny and crass. Every time I go on stage, I challenge myself to put on a better set than Dane! I can get you VIP access and free drinks, but Angelina has strict security rules, so I can't introduce you. But if I get you VIP access, don't be surprised if I roast you a little in return! But don't worry, I have a lot of respect for you as a male nurse in a female-dominated profession.

[Speaker 1] Cook is a savage! no wonder, now I see the connection between your style and his. congratulations, you have accomplished so much, we are all proud of you! YES!! I need free drinks and foods, man its expensive, specially the drinks, I appreciate you so much. really? IS Angelina really a drama queen? does she required odd stuff in her dressing room, I read she wants nothing but green M&M.s? Noooo, dont roast me, you already know I cant handle it! Thank you, I remember when you made the nurse jokes, you almost killed me with laughter

[Speaker 2] That was a good set. I remember it well, but I wish I had recorded it! Ok, how about I roast your husband a little bit this time? He's a firefighter, he's tough, I'm sure he could take it! Sorry, I can't disclose that info about Angelina. She'd never come to one of my shows again if anything got out.

[Speaker 1] I know I wanted to buy the recording, as I was the one who had their drink come out their nose, from laughing so hard! so so so embarrassing, im surprised I did not go viral. Yeah, you can tare him up! that would be nice and I can sit back and enjoy the show, lol. Angelina is so beautiful is she really that pretty in person? what other actors do you have in your comedy?

[Speaker 2] Oh, I get a variety of Hollywood stars through my shows. They usually like to show up incognito though and then introduce themselves afterwards so I don't have the chance to joke about them during the show!


I enjoy romance.

I love to visit thrift stores and find items from the late 1800s.

I decorate my home with particular things.

I like the blues.

I have a huge collection.

I enjoy eating sweet natural foods.
I love being in the water.
I am in contests.
I am an early riser.
I enjoy skiing and snowboarding.

[Speaker 1] Hi!

[Speaker 2] Hell tell me about yourself?

[Speaker 1] I'm a romantic. You?

[Speaker 2] I would like to think I'm too

[Speaker 1] Very nice. I loveeeee jazz. Its so smooth. Music?

[Speaker 2] Mostly r b for me

[Speaker 1] Also smooth. I love antiques do you shop?

[Speaker 2] Not really I swim when I get free time

[Speaker 1] Swimming is relaxing I bet. That is why I antique.

[Speaker 2] What part is relaxing?

[Speaker 1] Just finding a great buy and being around so much history. I love victorian things.

[Speaker 2] Oic that seems interesting


I love to knit and crochet.
I love to go to the lake.
I am a happy person.
I love to listen to music.
I love to take walks.

Every fall I visit my sister in canada.
I'm afraid of clowns.
I've four cats.
I take the subway to work everyday.

I'm good at yarn crafts.
I like being on the water.
I do not like to be sad.
I like songs.
I enjoy light exercise outside.

In the autumn I go see my sibling up north.

People with red noses and costumes scare me.

I vacuum daily.

My commute each morning is on the train.

[Speaker 1] A happy person looking to have a great chat!!!

[Speaker 2] Me too! But I just saw this scary clown. I'm so afraid of them!

[Speaker 1] In the city we have these, used to love taking walks but do not much anymore!

[Speaker 2] I always go to work via the subway.

[Speaker 1] You never know what you are gonna see!

[Speaker 2] I know! Especially when I've my four cats with me.

[Speaker 1] No subways here in kansas city. We have a trolley and that's it!

[Speaker 2] Those are fun! I'm going to canada this fall to visit my sister.

[Speaker 1] I have a great love of going to the lake

[Speaker 2] Love lakes too. Don't have many nearby.

[Speaker 1] I really like walking around the lakes. Where r u from that you don't have many?

[Speaker 2] A big city so there aren't any subways that go to lakes.

[Speaker 1] Ll! I would guess not!

[Speaker 2] But its fine. I stil have my cats lol

[Speaker 1] Have any interesting hobbies? Besides the cats?

[Speaker 2] I like traveling, especially to see family. You?

I live in Kansas City.
I like taking walks at the lake.

I'm scared of clowns.

I have 4 cats.

My sister lives in Canada.

I like traveling.

[Speaker 1] I saw the scariest clown yesterday when walked to the store! I guess you must have you similar expiriences.

[Speaker 2] I take the subway to work everyday and you wouldnt believe how many people are dressed up as clowns on the subway!  It happens more than you would think.  How was your walk yesterday (other than the clown)?

[Speaker 1] It was great. I like walking at the lake but I love urban places as well. I wish we had better public transport.

[Speaker 2] Im fortunate to live right near the subway line so I don't need a car.  I dont miss having a car, saves me money.  What lake do you walk near?

[Speaker 1] Baker Lake. It's just a small lake in a park. I bet you see a lot of lakes when you visit your sister in Canada.

[Speaker 2] Canada has so much beauty!  My sister lives in Northern Ontario and her town is surrounded by large lakes and forests.  Last time I visited I saw a black bear in her backyard!

[Speaker 1] Oh wow! Does she also have cats?

[Speaker 2] No she doesnt like cats and is concerned that coyotes would get any pets she might own.  When I visit her I leave my cats at a kennel and they love it.  Its a free-range kennel and all the cats can run around and not be caged all the time.  Do you have pets?

[Speaker 1] Yes I love cats. I have 3, Bruce, Dennis, and Walter. They would hate going to a kennel. They are indoor guys. What are your cats' names?

[Speaker 2] My cats are named Alvin, Simon , Theodore and Pumba and they like the outdoors but I cant let them out in the city.

I live in Kansas City.

I like taking walks at the lake. I live by Baker lake.

I have 3 cats named Bruce, Dennis, and Walter.

I'm scared of clowns.

I live in a big city. I ride the subway to work. I don't own a car.

My sister lives in Canada.

I like going to the lake. I don't live near any lakes. I like traveling.

I have 4 cats, 3 of them are named Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.

[Speaker 1] You are not going to believe this!  I saw a clown when I was walking by the lake yesterday!  I turned around and went the other way.

[Speaker 2] Yikes! That's terrifying. You made the right choice. What was a clown doing by the lake??

[Speaker 1] I don't know! They were standing by themselves staring at the water, it was way too creepy for me to stick around!

[Speaker 2] Noooo thank you. That's how horror movies start. And end. Hopefully the next time you go for a walk, that clown is long gone! I wish there were lakes around me. Sometimes I just need a break from the city noise.

[Speaker 1] Lakes are great, do you have plans to travel to any lakes soon?

[Speaker 2] Not anytime soon, since I wouldn't have a good way to get there! But I am hoping to visit my sister in Canada next year, and there are lots of lakes up there. She lives in Banff, so I'll certainly get my fix of lakes and nature. I'll just need to find someone to watch the cats.

[Speaker 1] I have always wanted to go to Banff! You will have to let me know how it is once you have gone. How are your cats doing?

[Speaker 2] I will take lots of pictures to show you. They're doing well! I live in an apartment, so it's like having live-in pest control! How are your cats doing?

[Speaker 1] They are doing okay, Bruce has an infection which was bothering him quite a bit but the vet prescribed some meds so I hope he start feeling better.

[Speaker 2] Aw, well give Bruce my best. I hope he feels better soon. I've heard extra cuddles are the best medicine!

[Speaker 1] He has been getting plenty of cuddles, they make me feel better too! How has work been going?

[Speaker 2] Oh, pretty well. Nothing too exciting ever happens in the world of finance. Where do you work?


My mom and dad are both attorneys.

I like to watch tv programs that depict crime investigations.

I love going to the museum.

I prefer summer over all the other seasons.

I am not afraid to speak my mind.

I love any and all movies with clark kent.

I am selective when buying vehicles.

I believe chips ahoy are the best.

Coke isn't my favorite.

[Speaker 1] What are you watching tonight?

[Speaker 2] Man of steel. I love superman. You?

[Speaker 1] I love watching csi after working at the smithsonian

[Speaker 2] Oh cool. I talk in irc with my glass of pepsi. What kind of work?

[Speaker 1] Wow that sounds like a cool relaxing job!

[Speaker 2] Not really, but a warm patch of chocolate chip cookies help. Tastier things in life.

[Speaker 1] I agree I hate the cold of winter, so warm chocolate chip cookies works well

[Speaker 2] Yep yep. What kind of car do you drive? Toyota is what I drive.

[Speaker 1] I drive a prius. My lawyer parents demanded I get it and they're always right.

[Speaker 2] Good for the environment. Would you say your parents are powerful people?

[Speaker 1] Oh they are very good at what they do

[Speaker 2] I guess when I am in trouble, I can call them. Ll!!

[Speaker 1] Sure you may call them. Itll play out like an episode of csi lol

[Speaker 2] Or an episode from law and order. Dum dum!!


I like coloring hearts!.
I like italian meals.
I do not have any brothers or sisters.
My golden retriever is named ginger.
I'm in school.

I do not date.
I'm very outgoing.
I hit the mall alot.
I have a fancy car.
I do not have good credit.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how is it going?

[Speaker 2] Hi! Pretty good how are you today?

[Speaker 1] I'm fine, on my lunch break

[Speaker 2] What is it that you do?

[Speaker 1] Oh I am a college student and you?

[Speaker 2] College is great, but has left me in a ton of debt! I am a writer.

[Speaker 1] I know the student loans can be awful

[Speaker 2] What do you do for fun?

[Speaker 1] Take my dog to the park and painting. How about you?

[Speaker 2] Aw I love dogs! I enjoy shopping with my friends a lot.

[Speaker 1] Wish shopping was in my budget lol

[Speaker 2] It probably should not be in mine haha. Especially after I bought my bmw

[Speaker 1] Sometimes you have to treat yourself a little

[Speaker 2] That is true. What is your family life like?


I have a sibling.
I like to watch sports.
I like to work with numbers.
Jane austen is my favorite author.

My job is in healthcare.
I'm not in a relationship.
I'm not a cat person.
I like to flip thru books.

[Speaker 1] How long does it take you to stop being angry

[Speaker 2] Not very long I take my dogs for walks to calm my nerves

[Speaker 1] I think should also get a pet to calm me down

[Speaker 2] Their very empathetic to our needs or so I've read...

[Speaker 1] Because it seems humans are only there to annoy

[Speaker 2] Lol I guess it adds up why I'm single

[Speaker 1] I think should also go back to being single

[Speaker 2] I deal with enough people at work I'm solid with my dog by my side

[Speaker 1] I work alone in my office

[Speaker 2] Your soo lucky then I work in a chiropractors office non stop people!!

[Speaker 1] Am a manager and I only meet important people

[Speaker 2] Well clients are important they help keep my job but I'd love to work at home

[Speaker 1] Do clients stress you like the important people of mine

[Speaker 2] The really needy ones who are like I work for them.. Golden spoon fed


I enjoy various cartoons.
I can be kind of competetive.
I don't understand sarcasm.
I'm scared to come out of the closet.

I like to read a lot.

I cannot wait until I'm not 7 anymore.

I'm named after a cartoon fox.

I hope to have powers to use for good in the future.

[Speaker 1] Hey there how are you? Don't be funny either.

[Speaker 2] I'm todd. I'm 8. What about you?

[Speaker 1] I like video games todd an comics do you?

[Speaker 2] I love comics. I am going to be a superhero.

[Speaker 1] I like girls but my parents don't know yet, sorry to tell you.

[Speaker 2] Why would your parents care? Other than the fact that girls are gross??

[Speaker 1] I wish I did not take everything literally goodness.

[Speaker 2] Do you know how to make cereal?

[Speaker 1] You are so young you do not understand yet lol.

[Speaker 2] Will you make me food? I'm hungry

[Speaker 1] What kind lol you are cute.

[Speaker 2] Breakfast food. Maybe waffles? Maybe cookies.

[Speaker 1] Lol awe when would you want

[Speaker 2] I want food now. Thanks.

[Speaker 1] Do not talk to me like that. Talk to your mom.

[Speaker 2] My mom is not home.


I am in a relationship.
I'm a software developer.
I'm originally from england.
I moved to europe.

With arms wide open is my favorite song.

I could never be a vegetarian.

My dad got caught robbing a bank.

I've had some bad luck recently and have been feeling depressed.

[Speaker 1] Hey where are you from

[Speaker 2] A very strange world. How about you?

[Speaker 1] Ll aren't we all!? I live in vienna austria now

[Speaker 2] Tell me about yourself. What are some of your hobbies?

[Speaker 1] I was born in london but moved to vienna for my it job

[Speaker 2] Very interesting. Unfortunately I lost my job recently.

[Speaker 1] I'm so sorry. What will you do

[Speaker 2] Currently spending time visiting my dad. He is been in prison my whole life.

[Speaker 1] That's got to be hard! What was he in for

[Speaker 2] All I know are the stories I've been told. Its been rough.

[Speaker 1] Do you have a big family

[Speaker 2] Yes! I've 3 sisters and 4 brothers. Do you have any siblings?

[Speaker 1] No, but my boyfriend is 1 of 9 so I think I win

[Speaker 2] Good night! I agree. How long have you been together?

[Speaker 1] 5 years. Yeah he loves it though.

[Speaker 2] That is wonderful! Big families are great!


I love italian cooking.

I eloped with my boyfriend that I dated when I was a senior.

I educate young children.

I buy a lot of clothes.

I love eating chips and cheese.

I daydream about a fancier lifestyle.

I'm better at listening than discussing.

I am a gamer.

I think most scary monsters are serious.

[Speaker 1] Hi there are you a teacher like me?

[Speaker 2] No. I could never be a teacher, I want to be a prince

[Speaker 1] Then you could shop all day like me

[Speaker 2] And hunt for dragons! Do you ever chase them?

[Speaker 1] No, I only chase pizza

[Speaker 2] I prefer to chase nachos

[Speaker 1] I got married so young

[Speaker 2] Do you ever play d and d with your spouse?

[Speaker 1] Never, what is your favorite season?

[Speaker 2] Too many good seasons to choose

[Speaker 1] You sound like my first graders

[Speaker 2] I don't like to talk unless I'm talking to a dragon

[Speaker 1] Good, it is probably better that way

[Speaker 2] I think so. I keep waiting for the world to realize dragons are real

[Speaker 1] As real as pizza right?

[Speaker 2] I'll feed my dragon nachos


I purchase my canine a treat daily.

I am working in electronics at a retail store.

I reside in the sunshine state.

In my spare time I watch at least one film about 3 or 4 weeks around.

I believe in the tooth fairy.
My mother works at kroger.
Fantasy tv shows are my favorite.
I hate the country music.
I was raised down south.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] My name is carl I like watching game of thrones on tv.

[Speaker 1] Hi carl, I am liza. I like going to movies every month.

[Speaker 2] That's great I like music I don't care for the song sweet home alabama.

[Speaker 1] Neither do I. They play it at target while I am working.

[Speaker 2] The easter bunny once hid behind my door and I was scared.

[Speaker 1] I buy my dog biscuit every day, but I eat it instead of him

[Speaker 2] I was born in alabama and my mom worked as a clerk at the grocery store.

[Speaker 1] Alabama is nice. In currently residing in california

[Speaker 2] You must have been very hungry to eat a dog biscuit.

[Speaker 1] Oh, indeed. It tasted like peanut butter

[Speaker 2] Crunchy or smooth peanut butter

[Speaker 1] It was crunchy. And very dry. Wonder why my dog likes them

[Speaker 2] It is a beautiful day outside no rain here?


I like to work in the kitchen.
I want to be an actress.
I'm very good at certain things.
I always liked making food.

There are weeks that I work almost every single day.

I hail from the lone star state.

I love rock music.

My children keep me busy.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Hi, I'm doing great today. What about yourself?

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Hi, I'm doing great today. What about yourself?

[Speaker 1] I am doing pretty good. I just work too much.

[Speaker 2] I work a lot of hours as well.

[Speaker 1] Sucks, but I'm going to see my favorit band imagine dragons.

[Speaker 2] That is my favorite band as well, I love their song demon.

[Speaker 1] Cool. I am in texas, where are you?

[Speaker 2] I am in texas too. I live here with my daughter.

[Speaker 1] I am a dad too, what is your daughters name?

[Speaker 2] My daughters name is adia lehay.

[Speaker 1] That's a nice name, very unique how do you pronounce it?

[Speaker 2] Its pronounced exactly like it is spelled. What is your daughters name.


I love halloween season.

I love wasting time on the internet.

I have a snoopy pet.

Prawns are yummy, especially dropped in spicy ketchup.

I am not well versed in computers.

I bought a chevy at the dealer the other day.

I like being with the people I know best.

I love watching nfl.

I want to begin my own company.

How the country is ran is something that I dabble in.

[Speaker 1] Hi hows it going tonight

[Speaker 2] Hello, do you like politics? Its something I like to get involved in!

[Speaker 1] I prefer pumpkins to politics

[Speaker 2] I use my brand new chevrolet to haul pumpkins in the fall

[Speaker 1] Take a video for me. I love watching youtube

[Speaker 2] You like to watch you tube? Watch sports?! I'm a huge sports fan

[Speaker 1] Yea I love sports. But better I love shrimp

[Speaker 2] I'm actually trying to start a new business, seafood or youtube may be an option

[Speaker 1] You can consider getting a pet too

[Speaker 2] I'd prefer to hang out with friends and family

[Speaker 1] That is nice. At least they do not bite

[Speaker 2] Apparently never considered pets, do you have any?

[Speaker 1] Yea. I have pet dogs and cats

[Speaker 2] How many dogs do you have?


Music and dance are also ways to express yourself.

I killed a wild beast.

I like to interact with molds.

I will scale a mountain.

I love sad movies.

I enjoy taking my rifle into the woods to find deer.

I'm an animal person.

I graduated with a criminal justice degree.

I like electronic entertainment.

[Speaker 1] Hi! I just got done watching gone with the wind what a tearjerker!

[Speaker 2] Hi! It sure is. Maybe that is why I stick to video games

[Speaker 1] Video games are fun. I always admire the art... I am not a very good artist.

[Speaker 2] I am not either. Maybe that's why I went into the police academy

[Speaker 1] Oh nice! I'm more of an outdoors guy. I actually shot a lion once!

[Speaker 2] You did?! I enjoy hunting as well. Maybe we can go sometime

[Speaker 1] Yeah, it was wild! Someday, I'd like to climb mount everest too.

[Speaker 2] Oh a traveler! It is just me and my two dogs at home

[Speaker 1] I am not home much, but when I am, I enjoy making clay models.

[Speaker 2] Do you have your own art studio?

[Speaker 1] No, I am an amateur. But I have fun with that at home!

[Speaker 2] That is great to hear though. I bet it is calming

[Speaker 1] It is. What are your hobbies?

[Speaker 2] Just video games. It keeps me out of trouble


I rest in a bedroom for someone younger.

Eating snacks in the park is one of my favorite things.

My dad brought roses.

I love being out in the sunshine with my toys.

I'm a young child.

Walking through the mall is fun.
I make blogs.
I was on the pom pon squad as a teen.
I live on the east coast.

[Speaker 1] Guess what I like to do!

[Speaker 2] I think you like to play pocket billiards

[Speaker 1] I do not know what that's... I like to play outside.

[Speaker 2] Oh that's fun to do too. I like to shop and blog about life

[Speaker 1] I like to have picnics with my dolls outside too.

[Speaker 2] That sounds fun. Are you in school or work

[Speaker 1] Neither... I am only 4 years old.

[Speaker 2] Oh that is a fun age. Whats your favorite food

[Speaker 1] Pizza! Me and daddy eat pizza and he gives me flowers.

[Speaker 2] Www he sounds like a cool dad

[Speaker 1] Mmmm! And he tucks me into my princess bed!

[Speaker 2] Www do you have a doll house I had one growing up

[Speaker 1] I am asking santa for one for christmas.

[Speaker 2] Do you like to go shopping with your mom I like shopping


I stay up late.

I'm one year older than 28.

I enjoy listening to grunge bands.

Sometimes I will go for a walk or bike ride.

I reside on the outskirts of a city know as beantown.

I enjoy naps here and there.

I broke three beakers today.

My siblings are male.

When I was a child I began avoiding meat.

[Speaker 1] Hi, I am from boston, where are you from?

[Speaker 2] I am not sure really. Do you have family?

[Speaker 1] Nope I'm a single guy and you?

[Speaker 2] I've 2 brothers in my family

[Speaker 1] Cool what do you like to do?

[Speaker 2] I really like to sleep in after work

[Speaker 1] I'm up all night listening to pearl jam

[Speaker 2] Do you eat your vegetables?

[Speaker 1] Not a vegetables guy, I love meat

[Speaker 2] I've been a vegan since 5 yrs old shame

[Speaker 1] U must be pretty healthy

[Speaker 2] I think so. I wor kat the lab


I slack off on my homework.
I am a hopeless romantic.
I've bad luck with relationships.
I have trouble getting motivated.
I daydream during work.

I wish my mom was healthier.

I worry about my image.

I wish I could go to a better school.

I live in a bad neighborhood.

I do not take school too seriously.

I believe in true love.

I don't pick the right people.

I can be sluggish at times.

Sometimes, I find myself fantasizing at inopportune moments.

My mother has a terrible illness.

I like my picture.

My neighborhood can get loud late.

I'm saving up to go to a four year university.

I call the ghetto home.

[Speaker 1] I am such a procrastinator. I daydream at work and blow off my homework.

[Speaker 2] That's okay, I wish I went to a better school. This neighborhood is bad

[Speaker 1] Sorry about that. Hang in there.

[Speaker 2] Thanks. My neighbors yell in the middle of the night too

[Speaker 1] Makes it hard to sleep. Maybe that's why I just cannot get motivated.

[Speaker 2] I understand. I am always worrying about my image too, and my moms health

[Speaker 1] S she okay? I am a terminal romantic so I've issues with relationships.

[Speaker 2] Yeah I just wish it was better. Whats the problem?

[Speaker 1] I expect my life to be a fairy tale. No one lives up to that.

[Speaker 2] Yeah that is rough. Mines more like a bad dream

[Speaker 1] Sorry to hear that. Whats going on?

[Speaker 2] I cannot wait until I am all grown up and can get out of this neighborhood

[Speaker 1] How old are you? What do you want to be when you grow up?

[Speaker 2] I'm 13. I would like to be a star athlete one day. You?

[Speaker 1] I don't wanna grow up.

[Speaker 2] It will get better! When you are grown up you can do whatever you want

I daydream and procrastinate.

I have relationship issues and very high expectations.

I live in a bad neighborhood. I worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night.

I worry about my mom's health. I wish I could go to a better school. I am 13 and want to be an athlete.

[Speaker 1] What sports are you interested in?

[Speaker 2] I really enjoy skate boarding and running.  How about you?

[Speaker 1] I used to skateboard when I was younger, but now I play basketball.  Are you on the track team in school?  That's a great way to train to be an athlete.

[Speaker 2] I am not on the track team at school.  Our neighborhood is not so great, so my mom always wants me home right after school.  NO extra stuff for me.... but my older brother sometimes takes me to a skate park across town.  Is it difficult to play a team sport and not let people down?

[Speaker 1] Oh, that's too bad.  I do wish you did live in a nicer neighborhood.  Then you would feel more comfortable playing outdoors and having fun.  You wouldn't have to go across town just to skate.  And to answer your question, it is difficult to play a team sport and not let others down.  I'm a perfectionist so I'm very hard on myself.

[Speaker 2] I don't know if I am a perfectionist.  I think I am just scared others will dislike me for my ability or lack there of

[Speaker 1] I get it.  It's normal to be afraid that others won't like you.  As a matter of fact, I've lost many friends because I pushed them too hard to be competitive.  They would join sports teams with me, and I'd criticize them if they did not win.  I guess we all have issues.

[Speaker 2] Oh my.  Yes, I am sorry that your friends didn't enjoy the pressure.  I am sure you still love them, you are just competitive and like to win.

[Speaker 1] You're right.  As a matter of fact, you just gave me an idea.  I'll reach out to my friends and see if I can make things up to them.  Maybe they can teach me to be a better friend.

[Speaker 2] I think that would be a great idea.  Go slow, I know how people can be hesitant.

[Speaker 1] I'll follow your advice.  Now tell me, how's your mom doing?  I know that living in a bad neighborhood has affected her mental health.

[Speaker 2] She is ok... She works a lot, but she makes sure she is home for me most evenings.  I know she will appreciate you asking about her.

I daydream and procrastinate.

I used to skateboard, I now play basketball.

I dont live in the best neighbourhood. I am a perfectionist and dont like letting others down. I push my friends to hard and have lost them as friends because of this. I want to make up with my friends.

I live in a bad neighborhood so cant stay late or get extra things. I worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night.

My mother has affected mental health.I wish I could go to a better school. I am 13 and want to be an athlete.

I enjoy skate boarding and running.

I am anxious others will dislke me or judge my skills.

[Speaker 1] I spoke to one of my friends and apologised and they forgave me

[Speaker 2] I am so glad that you were able to renew your friendships.  Hopefully you will be able to learn from this experience in the future.  Do you have any plans with your friends coming up?

[Speaker 1] Yeah I hope so too. I'm trying my best improve and treat myself and others better. And I do, we are going to see a movie and get some beers afterwards. My therapist wants me to do more things like this that are low stress.

[Speaker 2] It is good to try to keep things as stress free as possible.  It will make it easier to interact with your friends if you are not stressed.

[Speaker 1] Yeah it helps when I don't have any opportunities to be a perfectionist. How about you? Are your neighbors behaving any better?

[Speaker 2] It is still pretty difficult to live in this neighborhood.  It is really loud and I am having a hard time sleeping.

[Speaker 1] I'm so sorry, has your family thought about moving? It seems like if you are able, you all should really leave.

[Speaker 2] My mom's mental health is not good.  She is just not capable of getting everything together to move.

[Speaker 1] How about your other parent, are they around? And if not, is there a way for me to help, or for child services?

[Speaker 2] My dad is not around.  Child services is already involved in our situation.  I love my mom and need to be here to help her.

[Speaker 1] That's good at least. Hopefully they can help both you and your mom. are you able to get out and skateboard for a change of pace? I bet its hard to be at home sometimes.

[Speaker 2] Yes, she is planning to take me to the skatepark this weekend.  I can't wait!


I don't own a car.

I love bright colors.

I watched our neighbors son a few times while she was away.

I'm a recipient of welfare.

I have a ponytail the color of dark honey.

I have a puppy.

I like to go to concerts.

I like to be on the road with the people.

I eat a lot.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] I am well. My collie is annoying me.

[Speaker 1] I babysit for a neighbor who has a collie!

[Speaker 2] It keeps looking at my blue eyes and it doesn't listen to country music.

[Speaker 1] Do you take it on the bus ever? That's the only way I get around

[Speaker 2] I am just trying to snack a bit between meals. Do you travel?

[Speaker 1] I live on social security, so it is hard for me to afford it.

[Speaker 2] I travel with my family. We are too wealthy for the bus, unlike you.

[Speaker 1] I'm feeling a little judged.

[Speaker 2] I have curly brown hair and I'm the dominant one of this conversation.

[Speaker 1] Yeah I can tell you are pushy.

[Speaker 2] Not pushy, simply dominant. I control all that desires to be controlled.

[Speaker 1] I don't desire to be controlled.

[Speaker 2] Do you snack between meals?

[Speaker 1] No I do not. I rarely snack.

[Speaker 2] That is why you desire to be controlled. Let me control you person one.


I cs and ds.
I love bruno mars.
I love sweets.
I am in high school.
I sleep a lot.

I am married with 2 kids.
I am a high school teacher.
I do yoga three times a week.
I live in chicago.

I don't understand that.
I enjoy music.
I love eating sugary things.
I'm 15 and in the 10th grade.
I'm a lazy person.

We have a boy and a girl.
I enjoy teaching things to children.
I enjoy exercising,.
My home is in the windy city.

[Speaker 1] Hi I love candy what do you like?

[Speaker 2] I like a lot of foods but my favorite activity is yoga, what is yours?

[Speaker 1] I love to sleep and never get enough. So what else do you do?

[Speaker 2] I teach high school biology, my work is my life, what is your job?

[Speaker 1] I'm still in high school. I got a d in biology.

[Speaker 2] Oh, I know studying can be tough, I've 2 kids in high school.

[Speaker 1] I got a c in music only because I sang uptown funk to the class.

[Speaker 2] That sounds like that was fun, where are you from?

[Speaker 1] I'm from the streets. What about you?

[Speaker 2] I grew up in a rough part of chicago where I still teach

[Speaker 1] Are the kids in your class nice to you?

[Speaker 2] Yeah, I try to make the class fun

[Speaker 1] I've to go study to get my grades up. Are you ready?

[Speaker 2] Yes I'm ready for tomorrow

I like candy.

I love to sleep. I never get enough sleep.

I'm currently in high school. I'm not good at biology.

I'm from the streets.

My favorite activity is yoga. I enjoy several types of food.

I am a high school biology teacher.

I have two children in high school.

I live and work in chicago.

[Speaker 1] What lesson are teaching your students in biology class this week?

[Speaker 2] It's the first week back in the new semester so we've been going over things from last semester to recap and refresh a bit.

[Speaker 1] Always good to refresh that's why i love sleeping so much i slept for a whole month i only just woke up

[Speaker 2] Oh, hopefully you feel a bit refreshed. How on earth did you go for a full month?

[Speaker 1] Easy i get in bed close my eyes and sleep i love sleep ! nearly as much as candy , how is the yoga going ?

[Speaker 2] I have a weekly group with some of the teachers we go down to the gym.

[Speaker 1] Cool, and the kids how's the kids doing ?

[Speaker 2] My oldest graduates this year, he's pretty excited and the younger one is a bit jealous. They're doing good, though.

I like candy.

I love to sleep.  I slept for a solid month. I just woke up. I never get enough sleep.

I'm from the streets.

I am a high school biology teacher.

I have two children in high school.

I live and work in chicago.

I teach biology. It's a new semester at school. We're reviewing last semester's material.

I go to yoga with my fellow teachers once a week.

I have kids. The oldest is a boy. He graduates this year. The younger is jealous of this.

[Speaker 1] I want to buy you some candy. What's your favorite kind?

[Speaker 2] I don't eat a lot of sugar, but if I had to choose a favorite, I would choose Nerds. What about you?

[Speaker 1] I really am a sucker for chocolate. I sleep so well after eating chocolate. Do you like chocolate?

[Speaker 2] I do. I think I like dark chocolate more than milk chocolate. Doesn't it have caffeine in it?

[Speaker 1] Oh yes. Chocolate makes some people have a harder time falling asleep, but not me, I have a high tolerance for it. Do your kids like chocolate?

[Speaker 2] Oh they just LOVE it! But it makes them so hyper!!! We try to only have it on weekends or early in the day.

[Speaker 1] Yeah, no need to give kids food that causes problems. What do you like bout Biology? I have yet to ever pass a Biology course.

[Speaker 2] It is so fascinating. You can never stop learning. That is what is so fabulous about biology. Do you have a tutor?

[Speaker 1] I had a tutor but they didn't seem to speak my language. I guess I have some kind of block. Which subject is hardest for you?

[Speaker 2] Hmmm. Well let me know if you need any recommendations. It is hard to find the best fit for a tutor. I always struggled with language arts.

[Speaker 1] I love English Lit! I especially like Shakespeare and Poetry. I often wonder who actually wrote all of the stuff that is attributed to him. Do your kids like math?

[Speaker 2] Shakespeare is quite entertaining! Yes my kids love math! So do I. They also love to read, but haven't read Shakespeare yet.


I broke my nose when I was ten.
My favorite city is seattle.
I enjoy jazz music.
I ride my bicycle everywhere.
I work at a factory.

I am engaged.

I work as a contractor for a cab company.

I love rock music.

I like ice cream.

I was in an accident when I was younger.

I love washington state and their capital.

I like blues and similar stuff.

I do not have a car.

I am a labor worker.

I'm getting married.
I work outside on taxis.
Acdc is my favorite band.
I've a sweet tooth.

[Speaker 1] Greetings! What are you up to today?

[Speaker 2] Unfortunately working. I work for a cab company as a contractor. You?

[Speaker 1] Ahh, I spend my days slaving away in a factory. Must be fun to drive cab!

[Speaker 2] You definitely meet some interesting people! I'm on lunch right now. Eating ice cream! I like it

[Speaker 1] Ice cream is amazing! I don't think there is anyone who doesn't like it. Where you located?

[Speaker 2] California, its pretty awful. I relocated here a year ago. To be with my fiance. You?

[Speaker 1] Living here in seattle, listening to jazz, riding my bicycle all over time. Ca not complain.

[Speaker 2] Nice that sounds like fun, are you from there?

[Speaker 1] Born and raised. Broke my nose running amok at 10. Where are you from originally?

[Speaker 2] Florida, I never knew how much I loved it until I left.

[Speaker 1] Is not that always how it goes? Nasty weather they are having now, though.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, but nothing I haven't already lived through. Sad for the worst parts of it though.

[Speaker 1] Absolutely. I have been watching the news closely.

[Speaker 2] Me too, all the natural disasters right now are crazy!

I have a job in a factory.

I like ice cream.

I was born in Seattle.  I live in Seattle. I like Jazz and riding bicycle.

I broke my nose when I was 10.

I work for a cab company.

I like ice cream.

I was born in Florida. I moved to California a year ago. I have a fiance.

I am used to bad weather.

[Speaker 1] How is the weather in California?

[Speaker 2] Warm and sunny all year round, it's like being in a movie I swear.

[Speaker 1] Sounds nice! I have the opposite here in Seattle, is is constantly raining! I'm so tired of the rain.

[Speaker 2] I can relate on the bad weather, in Florida we definetly had our fair share of the storms and such.

[Speaker 1] Oh yeah, I bet with all them hurricanes they have over there! Did you meet your fiance in California or in Florida?

[Speaker 2] I meet him on the job in California, he use to take my cab twice a week.

[Speaker 1] Oh what a neat story! That's cute! I work in a factory and I don't think I'm going to meet the man of my dreams at that job!

[Speaker 2] You can never say never. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

[Speaker 1] Thank you, hope it helps, ha! I broke my nose when I was 10 so I'm not even sure a man would look my way. You can tell it's been broken, it never really healed right.

[Speaker 2] That's unfortunate but love looks past such things.

[Speaker 1] Thanks for the positivity! Hey, have you tried that new S'mores ice cream? It's so good! I found it about a month ago and I have been buying about a carton a week.

[Speaker 2] No I have not. I hope you can find positivity of your own.

I have a job in a factory.

I like ice cream.

I broke my nose when I was 10.

I work for a cab company.

I like ice cream.

I was born in Florida. I moved to California a year ago. I am used to bad weather.

I'm engaged. I met my fiance at work.

[Speaker 1] I was just out riding my bike and saw the craziest accident!

[Speaker 2] On, no!  What happened?

[Speaker 1] A car and a truck had a collision right in front of me. I guess the car driver was texting or not paying attention and ran a light. It was so crazy!

[Speaker 2] Was everyone okay?  I hope nobody was injured too badly.

[Speaker 1] I'm not sure. The paramedics were still there when I left. I feel so lucky to have come away totally fine. How's your afternoon been? Less hectic than mine I hope, lol

[Speaker 2] There haven't been too many cab calls.  I just stopped to get ice cream.

[Speaker 1] That's a nice lil break from work at least. How's the fiance doing?

[Speaker 2] She is doing very well.  We had a small earthquake last night and she felt scared.

[Speaker 1] Oh I don't blame her. That would scare the heck out of me too! Was everyone and everything okay?

[Speaker 2] A few things fell off of the walls, but nothing broke and nobody was injured.  It was just unexpected.

[Speaker 1] Well that's good. Nothing worse than dealing with injury or insurance company on top of the hassle of the earthquake itsefl!

[Speaker 2] You're right about that!  I hate dealing with insurance companies.  It never goes smoothly.


My favorite band is rise against.
I like sports.
I usually go to bed late.
I'm studying to be a dentist.
My favorite team is the raptors.

My favorite food is shrimp.

I sometimes spend too much money at the casino.

I once met a man I still believe was a vampire.

My mom is a palm reader in new orleans.

I love hanging out with my friends.

I enjoy modern punk bands.

I watch espn.

I stay up.

I study hard and hope to have my own dental clinic some day.

I like sports.

I like crawdads.
I like to gamble.
I have seen dracula.
My mother tells fortunes.
I am a very social person.

[Speaker 1] You watching the game right now?

[Speaker 2] No, I do not watch many sports.

[Speaker 1] Love sports bro, go raptors!!!

[Speaker 2] I spend a lot of time at the casino.

[Speaker 1] Cards or the ponies? What is your poison

[Speaker 2] Cards and slots usually. I love going with my friends.

[Speaker 1] Group thing nice. As of late I'm on my own. Dental school is intense

[Speaker 2] What do your parents do?

[Speaker 1] They used to be doctors. Retired now

[Speaker 2] Oh. My mom is a palm reader.

[Speaker 1] Really? Do you believe in that stuff

[Speaker 2] No I don't. I think she is crazy.

[Speaker 1] Lol you do not sound close to her....

[Speaker 2] I'm not very close to her.

[Speaker 1] Sometime I wish I was not close to mine... She can be too much

[Speaker 2] Do you have any hobbies?

I love sports. I like basketball, I like the Toronto Raptors.

I do not like sports.

My mom is a palm reader. I do not believe in palm readers. I think my mom is crazy. I am not close to my mom.

[Speaker 1] Any big wins at cards or slots lately?

[Speaker 2] No, but some pretty big losses lol. Any advice on any basketball games I should bet on?

[Speaker 1] I would always say to bet on the Raptors, but that might not be the best strategy. I usually go with whoever has the best Vegas odds. Where is your favorite place to gamble?

[Speaker 2] I like draftkings right now... maybe I'll bet on the next Raptors game. How is dental school?

[Speaker 1] It is difficult. I have a lot of exams coming up. I hope I will be ready for them.

[Speaker 2] You will be, you are the smartest person I know. How much longer until you finish school?

[Speaker 1] I have a few more years. I can't wait to be done. I am nervous about finding a job, though. Do you make a lot of money gambling?

[Speaker 2] Eh, let's just say I lose a lot more often than I win haha. Oh you'll have no trouble finding a job. Do you want to stay where you are or move somewhere new for a job?

[Speaker 1] I wouldn't mind moving. I want to go where I have the best option for success. Somewhere with a lot of young families. Or somewhere where they eat a ton of sugar.

[Speaker 2] hahaha good plan! How does your mom feel about that?

[Speaker 1] She wants me to move next door to her, so I figure I'll go as far away as possible. Gotta leave the nest at some point.

[Speaker 2] Good for you! I mean I'm jealous of what you have with her, but I understand. She will understand too when you move.

I am in Dental School. My parents are retired doctors. I am too close to my mom, she can be too much sometimes.

I like to gamble. I bet on basketball games.

I do not like sports.

I like to gamble. I go to the casino with friends. I like to play cards and slots. I am not very good at gambling.

[Speaker 1] My friend just tipped me off to a good residency program in Texas.

[Speaker 2] great, are you planning on moving there soon?

[Speaker 1] Maybe. I'm definitely considering it. The weather is kind of hot though, I'm not sure how I'd handle that!

[Speaker 2] I'm sure you'd get used to it in time! Is this something your school recommends you do?

[Speaker 1] Yeah. It's not required, but it would certainly help me stand out after I graduate. You been to the casino lately? I might need to shake those slots loose to pay for school, lol

[Speaker 2] Definitely sounds like a good idea, would be cool to experience living somewhere different too! Yeah I'm at the casino most weekends, you should join sometime, I'll show you how to earn some money

[Speaker 1] I'd need the help. I'm terrible at the tables and slots are just luck, most of which is bad for me, lol.

[Speaker 2] Have you not been having much joy with your sports bets recently?

[Speaker 1] Sadly not. Seems I've lost my skill a little. Maybe it's all the stress of school. Casino might help me chill out... unless I lose!

[Speaker 2] there is always ups and downs when it comes to gambling! would be too easy if you won all the time! So do you play basketball too?

[Speaker 1] Not really. I shoot around in my driveway a little, but I'm pretty terrible at it to be honest! I know my limits, ha

[Speaker 2] haha, I guess somethings are better left to the professionals