I do not like to change my style.
I hate western bands.
I can not spell to save my life.
I can move my body to music.
I donate my time to rescues.

I try to stay fit.
I like nintendo.
I love nature.
I like bright colors.
I work in a cubicle.

[Speaker 1] Hello, I'm terrible at spelling so excuse my mitskea.

[Speaker 2] That is fine. I understand how that feels

[Speaker 1] But, I'm amazing at dance and theatre!

[Speaker 2] Do not worry. My favorite hobby is to game

[Speaker 1] I also do some volunteer work for animals.

[Speaker 2] That is nice. I like to visit national parks

[Speaker 1] I've a silly confession!

[Speaker 2] What is? Then again my day job is at an office

[Speaker 1] Even though I am blonde with hair to my knees, I don't like country music.

[Speaker 2] Well. You could always try running. I love it

[Speaker 1] I don't. I am a bit lazy in tht aspect!

[Speaker 2] I wish I could. But I will get fat


I like to go to a bar and sing once a week.

Some fruit does not agree with me but it isn't that bad.

Children in elementary shool are an enjoyment to work with.

I have a variety of interests.

I'm in charge of coaching girls sports.

I work with students.
After work I enjoy beautifying people.
I enjoy aggressive bands.
I'm a single parent of boys.
I'm an amateur psychologist.

[Speaker 1] Hi, hows it going?

[Speaker 2] Its going good. Are you in a area near irma?

[Speaker 1] I'm not sure where erma is. So that would be a no haha

[Speaker 2] Ok its gonna hit florida in saturday.

[Speaker 1] Oh man that's right. Irma is currently still hitting the caribbean pretty hard right?

[Speaker 2] Right. What kind of work do you do?

[Speaker 1] I teach. School started up again so I've not been able to watch the news

[Speaker 2] Ok I'm a teacher also. What level of school do you teach?

[Speaker 1] That is awesome! I teach 6th grade. Trying hard to keep them interested in learning haha

[Speaker 2] You have your hands full

[Speaker 1] How about you?

[Speaker 2] I'm a special ed teacher


I listen to hip hop.
I'm in the advertising industry.
I'm sober.
I am a romantic.

I'm a meat an potatoes kind of person.

I used to interact in sports in my older teen years.

I enjoy alcohol to unwind.

I work in construction and repair peoples roofs.

I push a super car.

[Speaker 1] Hello how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] I'm great! Tell me about yourself.

[Speaker 1] Well I work for an advertising agency

[Speaker 2] That sounds interesting. I am a roofer. Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 1] Reading is what I enjoy doing more than anything...

[Speaker 2] Give me a cold beer and a nice steak cooked well and I am happy!

[Speaker 1] That does sound like a good time... Except I do not like alcohol

[Speaker 2] I started drinking after I hurt my knee playing football.

[Speaker 1] I hope your knee is okay now. Do you still play?

[Speaker 2] No, I stopped playing after high school. Do you have pets?

[Speaker 1] No pets, I am allergic to dog and cat hair and not a fan of amphibians

[Speaker 2] What do you like to eat?

[Speaker 1] Not picky.... I'm usually game for different types of cuisine

[Speaker 2] Anything interesting you can tell me?


I am a proud mother of a beautiful girl.

I'm a midget.

I work in sales.

I am a fantastic person in the kitchen.

I love being in the water.
I am in contests.
I'm an early riser.
I enjoy skiing and snowboarding.

[Speaker 1] Hello! How are you today?

[Speaker 2] I'm good how are you

[Speaker 1] Doing well! My daughter just went to school

[Speaker 2] That is nice do you like to exercise

[Speaker 1] I do. I cook a lot so I have to exercise.

[Speaker 2] I swim and run I should do triathlons

[Speaker 1] Wow! That sounds fun! What do you do for work?

[Speaker 2] I made a lot of money off investments so I could run marathons all the time

[Speaker 1] Lucky! I am a paper salesman. It is boring.

[Speaker 2] Is that what you originally wanted to do

[Speaker 1] No, but I have to provide for the family somehow.

[Speaker 2] That is true do you have kids

[Speaker 1] I do. My daughter is awesome. Do you have kids?

[Speaker 2] No but I want to someday


My favorite films are little mermaid and finding nemo.

I have a passion for literature.

I try to keep active.

I stay with my mom and dad.

I sell houses and buildings for a living.

I'm going out with my manager.

I really enjoy doing vocals with the band.

I just left my teens.

[Speaker 1] Hello, greetings from my parents basement where I currently reside

[Speaker 2] Hey whats up. How are you? Haha I live in the attic

[Speaker 1] I love reading!! One of my favorite books as a child was a light in the attic!

[Speaker 2] I like to read non fiction but sometime some sci fi fantasy

[Speaker 1] I have been into disney movies lately, they're my favorite!!

[Speaker 2] Like the animated classics. 101 dalmatians? Firetruck! Arf arf!

[Speaker 1] Like frozen. When I'm not playing soccer I pretend I'm olaf, the snowman.

[Speaker 2] I've still not seen that movie. If I had kids I probably would have

[Speaker 1] You do not need kids to let the disney magic run through your heart!

[Speaker 2] I would watch it if it was on netflix. Do you work? Hobbies

[Speaker 1] No, just sit on my bed all day. They won't let me out of the basement

[Speaker 2] Wow that's psycho. Should I call the police?

[Speaker 1] No, its all good. I usually just go in and out through the window anyway

[Speaker 2] Haha I was just wondering. You sound trapped.

[Speaker 1] Nobody can hold this chick down, I am gangsta

[Speaker 2] Really? Are you a ride or die type of chick? I am a thug


I am not exclusively dating anyone, but I go out all the time.

I like to go shopping.

I have one pet dog.

I can not hear.

I enjoy games on a court.

I am feminine.

I'm a swimmer and started as a kid.

I got my mba last year.

I love head banging songs.

My favorite clothes that have warm and bright tones.

[Speaker 1] Hello how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] I am good, how are you?

[Speaker 1] So do you have pets?

[Speaker 2] No pets, do you have pets?

[Speaker 1] What is your favorite movie? Yes a dog.

[Speaker 2] I have many favorite movies? Do you like music?

[Speaker 1] I've never heard music. Have been deaf since birth.

[Speaker 2] Can you feel the beat? I like rock music since I was a kid.

[Speaker 1] Yes, rock and rap is my favorite music to feel.

[Speaker 2] Do you like sports? I love water since a child, love doing backstroke.

[Speaker 1] I love to swim. Really peaceful. And tennis.

[Speaker 2] How about school? Do you go to school?

[Speaker 1] I'm all done with school. Have a ba. You?

[Speaker 2] I've a md. Do you have a favorite color?

[Speaker 1] Incredible. Yes, purple. And you?

[Speaker 2] Wow, that's also my favorite color!


I do not have a lot of family members that I like.

I am an angry person.

I like to go to bars and people watch.

I am an old man.

I drive a jag.

I love food.
I graduated college a few years ago.
I was born outside the us.
I have a big family.

I am not a people person.

I constantly have feelings of anger.

I hang out in clubs and look at the folks drinking.

I'm an elderly male.

I get around in a jaguar.

Eating is something I enjoy.
I've a lot of student debt.
I am a immigrant.
I have tons of relatives.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] Good! I been watching the food network. I adore food!

[Speaker 1] You must be obese, anyway I like to visit bars and stare at people.

[Speaker 2] So rude! And the staring is a little creepy.

[Speaker 1] You are my favorite grandchild, but I do not have many family members I like.

[Speaker 2] Oh why not? And I've lots of family. But most I do not see

[Speaker 1] Ever since I got high blood pressure, I am a angry person.

[Speaker 2] Oh goodness. I am sorry.

[Speaker 1] Do not be sorry for me! I drive a jaguar!

[Speaker 2] Woohoo. I graduated college a few yrs back maybe before long I can afford one

[Speaker 1] I remember back in 1955 college tuition was merely 2000 a year.

[Speaker 2] Wow wish mine was! I wasn't born in the u. S but was lucky enough to move

[Speaker 1] You were born on mars right?

[Speaker 2] Wow wish mine was! I was not born in the u. S but was lucky enough to move

I am a grandmother.
I have high blood pressure.
I have a jaguar car.

I enjoy food.
I have a big family.
I graduated college.
I wasn't born in the United States.

[Speaker 1] Are you still watching Food Network? Do you cook at all?

[Speaker 2] yeah I like watching diners dine in and drives and I can cook some

[Speaker 1] What do you like to cook?

[Speaker 2] stuff like like pasta and fried foods how long have you had your jaguar car?

[Speaker 1] I've had the Jaguar wire for about six months. Hopefully, I'll be able to drive it to a diner or dine in soon.

[Speaker 2] nice if you don't mind me asking how many grand children do you have?

[Speaker 1] I have five grandchildren. One was born last month. I haven't met him yet

[Speaker 2] cool I hope you can meet him soon

[Speaker 1] Thank you. You said you have a big family. How big?

[Speaker 2] yeah I have six siblings and my parents it is always fun to see them all when I visit

[Speaker 1] Have you visited in person recently?

[Speaker 2] yeah I saw them about two weeks ago

I graduated college.

I wasn't born in the United States.

I do watch food network still. I do like to cook. I have a big family that I enjoy visiting with. I saw my family recently.

[Speaker 1] How was your last family visit?  Did everyone show up?

[Speaker 2] It was so good. We sat outside on the porch and enjoyed food and company around the fire pit.

[Speaker 1] That's lovely, it's wonderful getting to spend time with family!  Who all was there?

[Speaker 2] My parents, grandparents, and brothers and sister and their kids.

[Speaker 1] That's really great. How are your grandparents and parents doing?  How many neices and nephews do you have?

[Speaker 2] They are all great, happy and healthy. I have 2 nieces and 3 nephews. I love them all so much, kids me kids fix without having my own kids. How is your high blood pressure doing?

[Speaker 1] I'm so glad to hear it. For some people, large families can be so wonderful. I'm doing better actually! My doctor got me a new blood pressure medication and it seems to be helping.

[Speaker 2] That's great to hear. Thank goodness for modern medicine. I love having a big family. Is your family big?

[Speaker 1] Yes it is! My wife and I have two adopted daughters, Sam and Rachel. Sam and her wife Marie have two kids, and Rachel and her husband Jack have three, giving me five lovely grandchildren.

[Speaker 2] Wow that's amazing. You must feel so proud to have such a great family. What color is your jag? I wold love to have that car.

[Speaker 1] I am proud, they're a wonderful bunch. And its a black jaguar, I'd really recommend it. It's quick, but the ride is still smooth as butter. What do you drive?

[Speaker 2] I drive a Tesla, I don't know if I could afford a Jag, maybe used?


I am a physical trainer.

I have yappy little dogs.

I've tons of sand dollars in my window sills.

I'm the mother of a boy.

I go to the stable once a week.

I am from the us.
I'm a dude.
I enjoy taking mathematics.
I'm in the 11th grade.

[Speaker 1] Charley is my son. We both like horses. You ever tasted horse meat?

[Speaker 2] Hello how are you doing

[Speaker 1] There is a planet behind the stars. You like seashells? I do?

[Speaker 2] Yes I like seashells but no horse meat

[Speaker 1] Oh okay. Love is the misunderstanding between two fools. You teach or do yoga?

[Speaker 2] I love yoga and I'm a male

[Speaker 1] I see. I scream for ice cream. You like dogs? I do.

[Speaker 2] I love dogs I've one

[Speaker 1] Great! What kind? We have small dogs. Two to be exact.

[Speaker 2] I also love math in school

[Speaker 1] Oh okay. I aced sex education. You workout? I do?

[Speaker 2] Yes I do. I hated school

[Speaker 1] Get out! Me too! The wizard of oz had sexual overtones. You teach math?

[Speaker 2] I live in my car all the time


I'm a man.
I work on trucks.
I've a doberman.
I am twenty five years old.
My favorite food is pizza.

I listen to katie perry while in the shower.

I m a breath of fresh air.

I drive a yellow convertible in the rain.

I work as a lifeguard at a beach.

I identify as male.

Diesels or gasoline, I can fix them all.

I've one pet.

I'll be 26 next year.

I like italian cuisine.

When I am cleaning myself I turn on pop music.

I like to be outside.

I own a car.

My job involves saving lives.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Hi, how are you? I am good. Thanks.

[Speaker 1] Good. Have you seen the movie, it?

[Speaker 2] No, not yet. Have you? Looks wicked.

[Speaker 1] Yes I seen in on a streaming app.

[Speaker 2] What do you trade your time for to live? Is it good?

[Speaker 1] Like what do I do to eat everyday? It is ok, the original is better.

[Speaker 2] Yeah. Trade your time for to get the bills paid.

[Speaker 1] I try to minimize my bills. I usually deliver food or something.

[Speaker 2] You deliver food for a living. I'm a lifeguard.

[Speaker 1] Yeah, I treat peoples hunger in a manageable time frame.

[Speaker 2] Think that's a great job. Lots of time to just be.

[Speaker 1] Kinda. Have you saved any people from the water?

[Speaker 2] I have. About a dozen now. Been doing this a while.

[Speaker 1] That's good, I'm sure you get a lot of respect among others.

[Speaker 2] Not really. But that's cool. Get to help people enjoy the ocean.

My work is food delivery.

I work as a lifeguard for a while. I like helping people. I like being at the ocean.

[Speaker 1] I just had a call from pizza place. Going to deliver some treats tonight

[Speaker 2] nice do you enjoy delivering stuff to people?

[Speaker 1] Yes. It is interesting the different types of people you can meet while you are working

[Speaker 2] it seems like it would how long have you had the job?

[Speaker 1] only a year, not so so long but I had lots of experiences ( bad and good). what about you ? how long have you been working as a lifeguard ?

[Speaker 2] it has been about three years I like the job it feels like I can help those in need

[Speaker 1] yeah and you can enjoy your time in the ocean . I wish I could do the same I love beaches. having my feet on the sand . Ah ! best sensation ever

[Speaker 2] how long has it been since you visited the beach?

[Speaker 1] Too long ! last summer was my last time

[Speaker 2] you need to change that when you get a chance

[Speaker 1] Definitely . maybe I will and then we can met each other and you can show me your work

[Speaker 2] sure that sounds like a plan

I deliver food for a pizza place. I have had the job for a year.

I love beaches. I went to the beach last summer.

I work as a lifeguard. I like helping people and being at the ocean. I've been working as a lifeguard for three years.

[Speaker 1] I had a busy day at work. I delivered pizza to a children's birthday party. There were a lot of hungry mouths to feed!

[Speaker 2] Wow I can imagine that was a lot of pizza. I had to deal with a party as well on the beach, made my job a lot harder

[Speaker 1] I hope they weren't drinking, that would realy make your job harder. What were they celebrating?

[Speaker 2] Must of been a birthday, one of them was wearing a huge party hat, made them look like they were 7ft tall

[Speaker 1] Lol, weird to wear that type of hat on the beach though. What beach do you work at?

[Speaker 2] I work at Clearwater Beach in Florida, weather recently has been amazing. I hope you got a big tip from the birthday party

[Speaker 1] Fun, I haven't been there before. They left a 20% tip, so that was nice.

[Speaker 2] Wow that must of been considerable seeing as children can eat so much pizza

[Speaker 1] Yeah, definitely made up for the work I put into it. That's the thing hat sucks abotu tips, you never know if your hard work will actually translate into fair pay.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, I really hate how it is almost a requirement to tip waiters because they sometimes aren't paid minimum wage and without tips they may not be able to eat dinner one night

[Speaker 1] Yeah, unfortunately our system is set up that employers don't have to pay workers fairly and other people are required to make up the difference.

[Speaker 2] I'm thankful I don't rely on tips because I feel like if I would get a lot of soggy dollar notes haha


I like to race go carts.
I am an avid fisherman.
I know how to play the guitar.
I have a george foreman grill at home.
I hate fast food.

I like to train dogs.
I like to make cookies.
I like bagels with everything on them.
My favorite drink is coke.
I like to run.

I enjoy making small toy wheeled vehicle challenge other drivers of such vehicles.

I love to be at the lake.

I like to listen to music.

My favorite food is cheeseburgers.

Home grown vegetables are better for you.

My favorite activity is working with canines.

I love to bake.

I'm not a picky eater.

I like soda.

I'm an avid jogger.

[Speaker 1] Hey how is everything? Incredible day to go fishing..... I caught five catfish today!

[Speaker 2] Wow, that's great! Do you eat them or throw them back?

[Speaker 1] I take them back with me and use a george foreman

[Speaker 2] I'm baked some cream cheese cookies today.

[Speaker 1] Nice, how did they turn out?

[Speaker 2] Good. My dogs even ate some.

[Speaker 1] Nice. Well I'm just killing time now. Do you know I play the guitar?

[Speaker 2] What kind of music do you play?

[Speaker 1] I play all types but my forst love is country.

[Speaker 2] I cannot play anything. I am more of an athlete.

[Speaker 1] Nice. The closest that I've come to being an athlete was when I raced go carts.

[Speaker 2] I've run races, but never raced go carts. Did you make your own cart?

[Speaker 1] Some day I've to try running. I usually buy pre made.

[Speaker 2] Its been great chatting with you. I must go now. Take care!

I fish. I cook. I play the guitar.
I like country music.
I used to drive go carts.

I bake.

I have dogs.

I am an athlete. I am a runner I don't play any musical instruments.

[Speaker 1] Where do you like to take your dogs when you go out?

[Speaker 2] We just go to the local park mostly. I tried to take them on some longer trails at least once a month. Have a good catches lately?

[Speaker 1] What kind of dog do you have?  I caught a huge bass the other day.  that was awesome

[Speaker 2] A german shepherd. He loves going for runs with me. That's awesome!! Cooked any of it yet? I'd love a recipe for bass.

[Speaker 1] I didn't cook that one b/c I am going to mount it.  What do you like to bake?

[Speaker 2] Wow! That's pretty cool. I love making french pastries the most!

[Speaker 1] Wow that sounds amazing.  I love anything chocolate.  Have anny good chocolate recipes

[Speaker 2] Of course! I made an amazing chocolate croissant yesterday. So flakey. Have you gotten time to play your guitar lately?

[Speaker 1] You are making me hungry.  I actually have a gig coming that I am really excited about

[Speaker 2] Nice! Where are you playing? Country music or something else?

[Speaker 1] It is a local restaurant and I will be playing a set there.  Yes country music.  do you like country?

[Speaker 2] I'm so excited for you! Wish I could come see you play. Country isn't my number one but I do like some of it.

I fish. I cook. I like country music.
I used to drive go carts.
I love chocolate.
I play guitar at a local restaurant.

I bake.

I am an athlete. I am a runner. I don't play any musical instruments.

I have a german shepard.

I like some country music. Country music is not my favorite.

[Speaker 1] Where do you like to run?

[Speaker 2] There are some nice nature trails around here that are nice for running. Do you play cover songs in your band, or original music?

[Speaker 1] Oh it's nice when you can run outside.  We mostly write our own music together but we've covered a few songs here and there.

[Speaker 2] I think a nice combination of original and cover songs are good for the smaller crowds. Have you found any new chocolate recipes? I've been wanting to make a German chocolate cake.

[Speaker 1] Oh, you should!  There are so many good recipes online if you google it.   Who are you going to eat the cake with?

[Speaker 2] Probably just myself! My fiancee isn't a big fan of sweets. That's okay - more for me! Do you have any pets?

[Speaker 1] Sweet, enjoy the cake.  The only pets I have a few goats.

[Speaker 2] I'm jealous! Goats are so adorable. They have so much spunk. Do you have a hard time keeping them from climbing on things?

[Speaker 1] Haha! yes, we had to change where we parked our cars so they wouldn't jump up on them. Do you have any pets?

[Speaker 2] I've seen a lot of videos with folks having that problem. It's easy for me to giggle when it's not my car, though! I'm sure that can be frustrating after a few hoof imprints. I have a German Shepherd named Jazzy. She's a ball of energy.

[Speaker 1] Cute!  i wonder if Jazzy could herd the goats.

[Speaker 2] I honestly think she would try to get them to play ball instead. All she wants to do is play!


I like to role play.
My favorite food is pizza.
I don't like animals.
I am a morning person.

I am learning to play the guitar.
I'm a college drop out.
My favorite music is jim hendrix.
I like to go fishing.

I enjoy cosplay.

I like italian cuisine best.

I hate pets.

I don't need to set my alarm to wake up.

I am a beginner guitarist.

I've not completed my post secondary education.

The best musicians were rockers from the 60s.

I like to throw the rod.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Hi! I'm fine. Just came back from a day of fishing love it

[Speaker 1] Ugh. Mornings and animals are not favorites of mine.

[Speaker 2] What do you like to do for fun.... Later in the day?

[Speaker 1] Role playing games online and pizza.

[Speaker 2] What about music? What kind of music do you like?

[Speaker 1] Metal, rap and rock. You?

[Speaker 2] Jim hendrix is my fav. I am also learning how to play the guitar

[Speaker 1] Nice! I learned in high school. Layla was my first.

[Speaker 2] Did you go to college after that? I dropped out from college.

[Speaker 1] No, I work in my family shop.

[Speaker 2] What do you sell there? Anything interesting?

[Speaker 1] Mainly new age supplies. Crystals and such.

[Speaker 2] Well, good luck with that business!

I am not a morning person. I do not enjoy animals.

I play role playing games online. I like pizza.

I did not go to college. I work in the family shop selling new age supplies like crystals.

I enjoy fishing.

I like Jim Hendrix's music. I am learning to play the guitar.

I dropped out of college.

[Speaker 1] Have you done any fishing lately?

[Speaker 2] I went earlier in January to get out of the house but caught nothing

[Speaker 1] That's too bad. Do you have to get up early to catch fish?  I hate getting up in the morning.

[Speaker 2] You dont have to but morning fishing is a good time of the day because fish are hungry in the morning

[Speaker 1] Okay. How long have you been learning the guitar?

[Speaker 2] About 3 years but i suck maybe you can give me some tips

[Speaker 1] Love to.  It just takes time though.  Keep practicing. What made you decide to leave college?

[Speaker 2] I thought i could become an entrepreneur but the business i was in went down during the recession and i lost my credits

[Speaker 1] That's too bad.  At least you got some education.  I wanted to go to college but just couldn't afford it. What is your favorite song of Jimmy's?

[Speaker 2] Purple Haze of course i dont take acid but its a good weed smoking song

[Speaker 1] Ha, ha.  I learned to play a few of his songs but I really l like playing metal. Did you learn to play any songs on the guitar?

[Speaker 2] I learned only how to play certain chords but i just cant put them together to play a song maybe its not for me maybe i will learn by you teaching me leyla

I like metal, rap and rock music. I learned to play the guitar in high school. Layla was my first song. I like playing metal.

I have been learning guitar for 3 years.  I can't play a song, only chords on the guitar.

I like fishing. I went fishing in January. I didn't catch anything.

I  dropped out of college to become an entrepreneur. The business I was in went down during the recession. I lost my college credits.

I like Jim Hendrix's music.  Purple Haze is my favorite song of Jimmy's. I don't do acid.

[Speaker 1] Would you like to get together this weekend so that I can start trying to teach you how to play Layla on the guitar?

[Speaker 2] yes i would love that, thats all i do nowadays

[Speaker 1] Practice does make perfect! Do you still enjoy playing? Have you been learning anything else at the moment?

[Speaker 2] i'm also waiting for it to get a bit warmer to fish. ive been trying to learn more so i can catch something next time. maybe i need some crystals to attract the fish lol

[Speaker 1] Ha ha ! You must have a fishing trip planned now that we are coming into warmer weather? I hope you catch something this time

[Speaker 2] thank you, i hope so too. if i do we can grill it up together

[Speaker 1] That would be awesome! I have a lot of free time this summer. We could bring our guitars too!

[Speaker 2] that sounds like a solid summer night, grilling and jamming out. i can't wait

[Speaker 1] It is gonna be really fun. I'm sorry to hear about your business. What are you going to do?

[Speaker 2] im not sure yet, any ideas? is your family store hiring

[Speaker 1] We should be recruiting soon so I can keep you updated. Have you thought about doing some kind of fundraiser? People are often happy to donate to things like a go fund me for local businesses!

[Speaker 2] thank you, i need some crystals to brighten up my life. i thoguht about it, but i think my business is too far gone for that


I can not seem to gain employment.
The outcome is good.
I'm my own boss.
I have just completed my education.
I am an arts and crafts person.

I like to spend time outside.

I have rehearsals three nights a week.

I want to jump out of plane.

I help homeless animals.

I rent a place together with my sibling.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you today

[Speaker 2] I am good. How are you?

[Speaker 1] I'm doing ok down in the dumps cause I cant find a real job.

[Speaker 2] Oh, I'm sorry. What field are you looking in?

[Speaker 1] I was a business major just got out of school so anything business related

[Speaker 2] Oh. Hopefully you'll find something soon.

[Speaker 1] Thanks I'm better than I thought I sell random things for money

[Speaker 2] I'm a drummer in a band.

[Speaker 1] That's cool what kind of music do you play

[Speaker 2] Indie. 9 months out of the year I am touring.

[Speaker 1] Touring sounds like it can be stressful at times but fun.

[Speaker 2] I enjoy it. When I am not touring I like to garden.

[Speaker 1] That sounds relaxing do you grow vegetables?

[Speaker 2] Yes. Do you have any hobbies?


I've two tattoos.
I enjoy shopping.
My favorite hobby is knitting.
I work in an office.

I like action movies.
I drive a restored mustang.
My father is a doctor.
I'm a college student.
I play football.

I've a lot of ink.
I like to buy things.
I like to make blankets.
I have a boring job.

I enjoy watching the hero win over the villain.

I cruise in a rebuilt sports car.

My parents have high powered jobs.

I'm working on my mba.

I am quarterback for the patriots.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing this lovely day?

[Speaker 2] I am good, how about yourself?

[Speaker 1] Just taking a break from knitting my daughter a sweater. My hands are so sore!

[Speaker 2] Oh nice, my hands are too I just finished restoring a mustang today

[Speaker 1] Congratulations! That is not easy work at all. My office job is a bore compared to that

[Speaker 2] Thank you, I am in college so I know all to well about being bored haha

[Speaker 1] What are you majoring in? I major in shopping.. Ahahah

[Speaker 2] Haha nice, I'm majoring in acting. I want to star in action movies.

[Speaker 1] That's really awesome. I hope I see ya on the big screen

[Speaker 2] I hope to get there one day, if not I will become a doctor like my father

[Speaker 1] It could be worse. That's an admirable job as well

[Speaker 2] I will go and play some football and think more about my major, its a hard decision

[Speaker 1] Physical exertion might help make that decision

[Speaker 2] Yes I could not agree more with that.

I have a daughter.
I work in an office.
I like shopping.

I can restore mustang.

I am in a college majored in acting. I like to be a movie star.

My father is a doctor.

I play football.

[Speaker 1] I finished knitting the sweater for my daughter.

[Speaker 2] That is great, what color/pattern is it?

[Speaker 1] It's not far off sky blue. I could knit you something too if you'd like. How is college going?

[Speaker 2] Thank you, I would love that! College is very busy but it is going well. We have Spring Break in a couple of weeks so I am looking forward to some downtime.

[Speaker 1] I will get some more wool - what colour would you like? Downtime sounds lovely - do you have any plans?

[Speaker 2] I will take a green sweater. Thanks again! I do not have any plans, I am going home and will be with my family for the week. I will probably find some time to hang out with my high school friends while I am there. Did you give your daughter the sweater?

[Speaker 1] No problem! And that sounds lovely - family is important. What do you like to do with your friends? Do you play football together or something else? And I haven't given it to her yet - we're going shopping together later this week so I'm gifting it to her then.

[Speaker 2] Yes, we will play flag football or play video games. We like to go to the movies too, but I am not sure what is out in theaters. What stores are you and your daughter planning to go to?

[Speaker 1] Ah, on one of those new fangled consoles? I can't keep up anymore with technology. Oh lovely! What genre of films do you go for? Hopefully some nice shoe shops, we both need some practical shoes to go walking in.

[Speaker 2] I like action or comedy movies. I try to stay away from thrillers, they just get my imagination going. Do you and your daughter go walking together?

[Speaker 1] That's a good point! I saw a film about a clown when I was younger and I still to this day have nightmares. We do quite frequently, there's some lovely trails nearby - you should check them out!

[Speaker 2] I'd love to go exploring new trails, my family use to go hiking all the time when I was younger. Do you have a favorite trail?

I work in an office.

I like shopping.

I have a daughter. I knit a blue sweater for her. I will give my daughter the sweater later this week when we go shopping.

I don't think I keep up well with technology.

I still have nightmares after seeing a film about a clown when I was young.

I can restore mustang.

My father is a doctor.

I like the color green. Right now I am on Spring Break. I do not have any plans for Spring Break other than to be with my family and maybe hang out with high school friends.

I play flag football and video games with my friends.

I like to go to the movies with my friends. I like action and comedy movies. I don't like thrillers.

I used to go hiking all the time with my family when I was younger.

[Speaker 1] Are you interested in exploring a new trail for yourself?

[Speaker 2] I might be interested in finding a place to hike, though I haven't been in a long time. Did you ever give your daughter the new sweater you made?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I gave her the sweater over the weekend. She loves it. Do you like hiking in the mountains?

[Speaker 2] That's great! And yes I do. Do you like to hike?

[Speaker 1] I usually like to walk around a lake nearby. But when I have time, I love hiking in the mountains.

[Speaker 2] Where do you like to hike? I would like to do a thru hike on the Appalachian Trail one day.

[Speaker 1] That sounds amazing! I wish I could join you for the thru hiking. I have been to several parts of the Appalachian Trail, but never the whole trail.

[Speaker 2] Maybe we can get together sometime and hike part of it. Maybe for a day hike for starters.

[Speaker 1] Yes. I love this idea. We can do it on a weekend. Now the weather is beautiful. Maybe, we can plan the trip for the next weekend.

[Speaker 2] Sounds great! We can be planning on a place to go.

[Speaker 1] Do you use the app, AllTrail? We can find a trail in between us and meet at the trail head. I am already excited.

[Speaker 2] No I don't, but I will check it out and then we can figure out a place to meet up.


I live by the ocean.

I have a weird hobby of hunting giant reptiles in remote locations!.

Love my iphone and would not trade it for any other type of phone.

I've an eclectic taste in music.

I like fruit.

The approval of my family is important to me.

I am a disappointment.

I daydream about being a man.

I am emotionally confused.

[Speaker 1] Just got back from snorkeling! What are you up to?

[Speaker 2] I'm sitting here sad because I fear parental rejection.

[Speaker 1] You should come chasing comodo lizards with me sometime.

[Speaker 2] Ha ha! I'm too scared I will not live up to your standards.

[Speaker 1] I do have high standards. That's why I only use apple products.

[Speaker 2] I do not understand why I feel horrible about apple.

[Speaker 1] Sometimes I play gary human songs ironically that might cheer you up.

[Speaker 2] It might, ty for the suggestion. If I were a different gender it might be better

[Speaker 1] If you want a sex change, you should check out this private island I frequent.

[Speaker 2] I might, where is that?

[Speaker 1] Bahamas. Comes with complimentary mangoes fresh in the mornings.

[Speaker 2] What do you like about the bahamas besides the mangoes?


I am fat.
I like to work out.
I love to be under water.
I'm continuing my education.
I enjoy being part of the crowd.

I reside in the nearest urban center.

I drink local.

I named my clydesdale mr ed.

I perform on the local level.

I want to be done with school and heal people.

[Speaker 1] Hi there! Hoping I can find a foodie like myself

[Speaker 2] Sorry brah. Just looking for a drinking buddy, myself.

[Speaker 1] I do not really drink... How about gym? Do you like to exercise?

[Speaker 2] Neh. Too much work, I am a student and a singer.

[Speaker 1] I am in college as well. Whats your major?

[Speaker 2] I am going to be a nurse.

[Speaker 1] Saving loves is your passion?

[Speaker 2] Yes, and singing. My horses never talks back, though.

[Speaker 1] I hope they do not, otherwise it is a sign that you drank too much

[Speaker 2] Yes yes, I have been there, friend!

[Speaker 1] Drinking is not my thing, I love to swim and exercise

[Speaker 2] Exercise is good, I know because I will be a nurse. Not because I exercise.


I like to participate in exciting activities.

I always found video games to be fun.

I've a home in canada.

My dog looks a little like a wolf.

Outdoors is life.
I've not seen germany.
I've three other siblings.
I like to learn about the stars.

[Speaker 1] Hello! How are you doing today

[Speaker 2] Hello. I'm tired. Just got back from a wonderful hike

[Speaker 1] That sounds crazy. I am from the great white north.

[Speaker 2] Is that in another country? I've never left this country before.

[Speaker 1] By this country do you mean the united states? And yes that is canada.

[Speaker 2] Yes. I am the youngest of four and you will never guess when I was born

[Speaker 1] Were you born on the moon?

[Speaker 2] We had a blood moon. And I was born outside under it.

[Speaker 1] That's crazy. Hope you aren't a bloodbender!

[Speaker 2] I do not know what that's but it do not sound good.

[Speaker 1] Its from the show avatar the last airbender. They use your blood to control you!

[Speaker 2] Well I hope not. That sounds scary

[Speaker 1] It really does. Do you like cars?

[Speaker 2] I am more of a truck person but cars are okay


I like dentistry but some of it creeps me out.

I've foot art.

I've foot art.

I prefer to adorn myself with things that compliment my skin tone.

I love learning.

Working isn't a high priority for me at the moment.

I like classic rock.

I cannot tell the difference between red and green.

I've several kids.

[Speaker 1] I like people to have good teeth, so I want to be dental hygienist

[Speaker 2] That is interesting. I am color blind so don't know if I could do that

[Speaker 1] The saliva is so gross from a patient.

[Speaker 2] Yes it is sounds gross. I am currently trying to find a job

[Speaker 1] Ok, guess what tattoos I have on my toes and right ankle

[Speaker 2] I don't know what type of tattoos

[Speaker 1] What do you want to do? Let you know thorns design on my toes.

[Speaker 2] That's interesting. Getting a tattoo is too painful

[Speaker 1] Rose design tattoos on my ankle

[Speaker 2] Cool. I don't know what I want to do for a living yet

[Speaker 1] I know, that's why I also wear jewelry only the silver type

[Speaker 2] I am plain jane I do not wear jewelry or accessories

[Speaker 1] What is your hobby, maybe you can start from there

[Speaker 2] I like to read books. You?

[Speaker 1] We all have different taste in style

[Speaker 2] Yes agreed. So you do anything fun?


I enjoy going on hikes.

I have never traveled out of the country.

I work some very odd jobs.

I'm one of four children.

I'm an animal rights activist.

I hope to retire to florida.

I played in a band for 17 years.

My mother and father are both in the church choir.

Outdoors is life.
I've not seen germany.
I do some different things.
I have three other siblings.

I believe in everyone being treated equally.

I plan on moving to orlando when I get old.

I have been playing guitar ever since I was a kid.

My parents are religious.

[Speaker 1] Hello. How are you doing this evening?

[Speaker 2] Hello, I am totally awesome how is it goin

[Speaker 1] My wrist kind of hurts. Sprained it hiking.

[Speaker 2] Both my parents are in the church choir

[Speaker 1] Are you going to church tomorrow?

[Speaker 2] I love my band I've played in the same one for 17 years

[Speaker 1] Cool. Have you ever traveled much?

[Speaker 2] One day I want to retire to florida

[Speaker 1] I have been quite a few times but never out of the country.

[Speaker 2] I'm animal right activist are you

[Speaker 1] I believe in animals right yes free them!

[Speaker 2] I feels good outside today

[Speaker 1] Its like 85 degrees here. I am sweating. Where do you live? What state?

[Speaker 2] 85 wow where are I am in michigan right now

[Speaker 1] I'm in new orleans sweating my nuts off. I do odd jobs in the city.

[Speaker 2] Well I'm glad that I'm not going through that

I have a sprained wrist. I am a hiker.

I am an animal activist.

I am in New Orleans.

I play in a band.

I am in Michigan. I hope to retire in Florida.

I am an animal rights activist.

[Speaker 1] My wrist is healing better now.

[Speaker 2] That's so good to hear. How did you sprain it?

[Speaker 1] On my last hike. I wasn't being too careful. How are your parents doing?

[Speaker 2] At least you weren't hurt more, we should be glad it was only a sprained wrist. Parents are doing well as always, keeping busy with the choir. They are preparing hymns for Easter coming soon.

[Speaker 1] Oh that sounds fun! Will you be going to watch them perform?

[Speaker 2] I'll be there anyway. They want me to play the organ for them. Do you play any instruments or sings?

[Speaker 1] I wish I could play the organ like you. I used to play flute when I was younger. Maybe you can teach to play organ next time we hangout?

[Speaker 2] Yeah, I can teach you a few things if you'd like. It would be great to see each other soon. It feels like forever since we've hung out.

[Speaker 1] I know. We should plan a trip down to Florida soon... at least once my wrist heals.

[Speaker 2] That sounds great. We should do something a little less dangerous so you don't get hurt again! What do you think about a beach vacation?

[Speaker 1] That sounds wonderful! I sure could use a vacation work has been crazy.

[Speaker 2] Then it's agreed. I'll start looking up hotels and activities. I hope there are good restaurants nearby.

I have a sprained wrist. I am a hiker.

I am in New Orleans. I have visited Florida. I have never left the United States.

I am an animal activist.

I used to play flute. I wish to play the organ.

We should plan a trip down to Florida.

My parents are members of the church choir.  I play the organ for choir. I play in a band.

I am an animal rights activist.

[Speaker 1] If we go to Florida, we should look for some concert and in meantime you can teach me the organ.

[Speaker 2] Sounds like a plan, there are always great gigs on in Florida. Anyone in particular you are hoping to see?

[Speaker 1] No one in particular, I just want to see some good music.  You said you play the organ for the choir. What instrument do you play in your band?  Organ too?

[Speaker 2] Sometimes, if it fits the song but usually I play keys. How come you stopped playing the flute?

[Speaker 1] I didn't think it was very useful outside of school band. I wish I would have taken up a different instrument, now I just don't have the time or motivation.

[Speaker 2] Yeah lack of time is an issue for me too. And I try to dedicate my spare time to more important things like the activism. Been to any good protests lately?

[Speaker 1] No, I've been trying to find one but they have all been poorly organized lately. I don't know why.  I'm planning a really long hike, several days, once my wrist heals.

[Speaker 2] That's a very long hike indeed, think the longest I've ever hiked was a day. Where are you planning on going?

[Speaker 1] I'd like to go through the mountains in TN and camp out overnight.  I have heard good things.  Got any good spots to recommend in Michigan?

[Speaker 2] I'm afraid not, I have only been hiking with my cousins in Canada.

[Speaker 1] I've never been to Canada. I don't even have a passport. I haven't left the US.  I've never felt the need.

[Speaker 2] I think you might like it, it's nice up there. Quite cold though.


I do not eat healthy.

I consume unhealthy foods.

I am married with triplets.

My boyfriend from my teenage years and I wed.

Tupac is my favorite singer.

I listen to rap music.

I pilot a nimble automobile.

I hate driving in the summer my vehicle is so hot.

I love listening to great music.

[Speaker 1] Hi, do you have any soda?

[Speaker 2] Yes I do have a cold coke in my fridge

[Speaker 1] I need it at all times, my three kids like it too.

[Speaker 2] I love it especially after jogging

[Speaker 1] My wife likes jogging, we have been married since high school.

[Speaker 2] Okay I got my husband at the university and we are married

[Speaker 1] Nice, so my diet is very unhealthy.

[Speaker 2] Why do you choose unhealthy diet dear?

[Speaker 1] The kids, they drive me to this slow form of suicide...

[Speaker 2] Well I watch my diet every second and day and night

[Speaker 1] That's awesome, I could learn a thing or two from you.

[Speaker 2] Yes, you have to accompany water on your meals and fruits for some dinners

[Speaker 1] I like fruits and water.

[Speaker 2] Yes have them for supper and when feeling too hungry before lunch


I can make words rhyme.

I like batman.

I'm the vocalist for an alternative music group.

I love to ski.

I wish to travel to europe.

I love sad movies.

I like to interact with molds.

Music and dance are also ways to express yourself.

I'll scale a mountain.

[Speaker 1] Hi. How are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] I am doing good and yourself?

[Speaker 1] I am doing alright. Whatre some of your hobbies?

[Speaker 2] I love the outdoors and camping

[Speaker 1] That sounds fun. I like to write poetry and to go ice stating haha

[Speaker 2] What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 1] I'm currently a student in college. But my dream is to be in a punk band haha

[Speaker 2] What are you going to school for?

[Speaker 1] Nursing. Its what my parents want me to do. What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 2] I hate the sight of blood

[Speaker 1] Blood does not bother me very much haha. Do you like sports?

[Speaker 2] Yes I like watching football

[Speaker 1] Go packers! I like skating

[Speaker 2] Do you mean ice skating?

[Speaker 1] Haha yeah ice skating! So fun. Have you tried?

[Speaker 2] I never learned how to skate


I sometimes think I am shallow.

I love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbors arguments.

I want a dog, but that is a lot of commitment.

If I want it, I buy it.

I grew up in nevada.
I now live in new mexico.
I like dogs.
I'm an orphan.

I judge people on their looks.

My next door neighbors shout so loud I hear everything.

I would like to own a pet but it takes responsibility.

I have a tendency to spend compulsively.

Las vegas was my stomping ground when I was young.

I live in the state by colorado.

I'm a huge fan of chocolate poodles.

I was adopted when I was 1.

[Speaker 1] Hello there! What are you up to this evening?

[Speaker 2] Just playing with my dog. Dogs are the best! Where are you from?

[Speaker 1] I'm from hawaii, I want a dog but its too much work!

[Speaker 2] That is cool. I was born in nevada, but am living in new mexico now.

[Speaker 1] Oh nice, I used to live in nevada

[Speaker 2] Nevada was a dark time for me. I grew up as an orphan. No fun.

[Speaker 1] Yeah it was trouble for me... Shopping!! I would just buy everything I wanted

[Speaker 2] Haha, are you a fan of shopping?

[Speaker 1] Yes I am a shopaholic! I see something I like and I buy it

[Speaker 2] Awesome. Wheres your favorite place to shop?

[Speaker 1] I like to shop for shoes, I like coach

[Speaker 2] What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 1] I just go to school online, I am just taking a break

[Speaker 2] What kinds of topics are you studying?

[Speaker 1] My major is psychology I am trying to get my bachelors degree

[Speaker 2] I wish you the best of luck. Do your best. College can be hard work.

I do not have a dog.

I am a shopaholic. I like to shop for shoes. I like the brand Coach.

I do not work. I am enrolled in online school majored in psychology. I am working towards my bachelors degree.

I have a dog.

I am from Nevada. I live in New Mexico. I did not like living in Nevada. I am an orphan.

[Speaker 1] What is your dog's name?

[Speaker 2] His name is Whiskers. He was a stray who was dropped off near my farm.

[Speaker 1] Snickers is a cool name.If I ever get a dog I will name Ranger.

[Speaker 2] Ranger is a good name too. I'll bet there's lots of things for a dog to to in Hawaii! Have you ever had a dog before?

[Speaker 1] We had a family dog once when I was very young. I don't even remember his name.

[Speaker 2] LOL! You should name your dog "Coach", then you won't forget the name!

[Speaker 1] That's a great idea!  But first I have to move to an apartment where dogs are allowed.  Maybe in a year os two.

[Speaker 2] Lucky for you that SHOES are allowed in any apartment. I found a great new online site to shop called 6pm. They have great sales!

[Speaker 1] I just checked the web and SHOES doesn't have a store in Hawaii.  I mostly wear sandals here anyway.

[Speaker 2] Yes, I guess Hawaii style is more laid back. 6pm has a lot of sandals though. I'm a shoe-a-holic too, so I bought a lot of sandals from them.

[Speaker 1] Oops!  I should have said 6pm doesn't have a store in Hawaii.  My mistake.  A few years ago I had a stroke which affected my thinking somewhat.  Do you get to wear sandals a lot?

[Speaker 2] Sorry about the stroke. I knew you meant 6pm! Yes, here in New Mexico it's hot most of the year. I love sandals! And purses. As a shopaholic, what do you like to buy besides shoes?

I live in an apartment where dogs are not allowed. I live in Hawaii. I used to live in Nevada.

I don't have a dog. If I had a dog I would name him Ranger.  My family had a dog when I was very young and I don't remember his name.

I mostly wear sandals. I had a stroke a few years ago that affects my thinking.

I have a dog named Whiskers. I have a farm. I found Whiskers after he was dropped off near my farm.

I like shoes and sandals a lot. I like purses.

[Speaker 1] I found an online site you might be interested in!

[Speaker 2] Oh really? What is it called?

[Speaker 1] yes, this site suggests many brands of clothes, accessories such as sandals, sneakers and purses too

[Speaker 2] I need some new sandals for summer. I hate wearing socks when the weather is hot.

[Speaker 1] lol same here. I do not wear mostly in the summer. Hope you find cool sandals from this site. Price seems average, but no idea about quality. Btw, where do you like shopping?

[Speaker 2] There is a local shop by my house I buy a lot of clothes and shoes from but I like shopping online too. Do you prefer shopping online or at an actual store?

[Speaker 1] I see, I prefer to actual store, because it feels different, real, even need more time. Mostly I have enough to go shopping lol

[Speaker 2] Yes I like seeing the items in person before I buy them so I can see the quality

[Speaker 1] Totally. But online shopping has pros too. Sometimes I can find a good deal from online compare to actual shopping. What's your last experience of online shopping?

[Speaker 2] I bought some tshirts from an online store last week, I was pleased with them and they got here quickly. There's definitely a bigger selection online.

[Speaker 1] Good for you. Last time brought sweatpants from online shop. But they sent me wrong size which made me so annoying.

[Speaker 2] I hate returning items I buy online. It's always a big hassle.


I used to live in a facility for storing items.

I am in recovery so I don't drink.

I smoke a lot of weed.

I have been on television.

I want to fix a mustang.

I enjoy being creative.

I enjoy going through novels in my spare time.

I'm a veteran.

I serve at a bar on the weekends.

[Speaker 1] Hi there, how are you ;

[Speaker 2] Hi, I'm doing great, how are you doing?

[Speaker 1] I'm feeling good for a recovering alcoholic

[Speaker 2] Wow, I'm a bartender if you need to go back to alcohol

[Speaker 1] Thanks, but no thanks. I would rather not live in a storage locker for 2 months again

[Speaker 2] Well you need a hobby, I read books, only when I've nothing to do

[Speaker 1] I do have a hobby now. Pottery making and refurbishing classic cars.

[Speaker 2] Nice, I'm more of a books kind of guy, I also write poetry

[Speaker 1] You ever watch tv for fun?

[Speaker 2] Sure, sometimes, tv helps me to relax

[Speaker 1] I appeared on jeopardy one time!!

[Speaker 2] What a coincidence, me too!, long time ago when I was a marine

[Speaker 1] Wow! That's a coincidence!

[Speaker 2] Yes, and it is ironic that a bartender is chatting with a former alcoholic too


Eating snacks in the park is one of my favorite things.

My dad brought roses.

I rest in a bedroom for someone younger.

I love being out in the sunshine with my toys.

I like to party and not study.

I seem to never stop getting drunk.

I have a hard time forgiving myself.

I am unable to keep employment for any considerable length of time.

I'm a loner.

[Speaker 1] I got a new doll today. Its an elsa doll. She has a pretty dress.

[Speaker 2] Wow, that is cool. How old are you?

[Speaker 1] I turn 7 in a week.

[Speaker 2] Well, 7 year old person, do not grow up. Life sucks.

[Speaker 1] Really? How old are you?

[Speaker 2] 31, and if I'm not drinking, I start thinking, and I do not have good thoughts.

[Speaker 1] You should go outside more. I like to go outside. Elsa makes ice castles!

[Speaker 2] I spend a lot of time outside... Mostly drunk in a ditch.

[Speaker 1] Does your mommy make you lunch?

[Speaker 2] My family keeps their distance. They love me though.

[Speaker 1] Of course they do. They're your mommy and daddy.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, cannot blame them. All my problems are my fault.

[Speaker 1] Whats it like being in a ditch?

[Speaker 2] Cold and freaking miserable little person.


Some would compare me to fine wine.
I am a widow.
I like to grow plants.
I spend a lot of time with my parents.
I need caffeine or I will die.

I flip burgers at mickey dees for a living.

I'm a teen.

I want to volunteer more.

I can't wait to drive.

I still am staying with my mom and dad.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how old are you?

[Speaker 2] I am 18. How old are you?

[Speaker 1] I'm 77. My husband died last year

[Speaker 2] That sucks. Do you work? I work at mcdonalds

[Speaker 1] Don't be sorry we talk every night on my ouija board.

[Speaker 2] That's really sexy

[Speaker 1] I work in my garden. I grow pot

[Speaker 2] Do you sell it? I am saving money to buy a car.

[Speaker 1] No, black coffee is my addiction. The blacker the coffee sweeter the juice

[Speaker 2] I am too young for coffee. My parents drink it though.

[Speaker 1] My family gets together every saturday cherish your family

[Speaker 2] My parents do not cherish me.

[Speaker 1] They do, they're just stressed

[Speaker 2] They do not. Do you want to adopt me?


I own a cute puppy.

My parents gave me a lot of money so I do not work.

I'd lose my head it if weren't attached to my shoulders.

I enjoy sipping a lavish bottle of chardonnay.

I enjoy manicures.

Commitment is important to me.
I am religous.
I like being on the road.
I love jesus.
I'm a man in my fifties.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how is your job going?

[Speaker 2] I am retired, spend most of my time at church, what about you?

[Speaker 1] Unemployed, but I was willed a trust fund, so I live very comfortably

[Speaker 2] Nice deal, my wife are plan to travel and spend our money, kids get nothing

[Speaker 1] Perfect, I spend money on wine and manicures

[Speaker 2] I donate a fair bit to church, and the only wine I have is at communion

[Speaker 1] That is nice, I lost a diamond at a formal ball, someone left lucky

[Speaker 2] They did indeed, sorry to hear you lost it

[Speaker 1] It is okay my french bulldog bought me a new one

[Speaker 2] I need a dog that generous, are you married?

[Speaker 1] Single and ready to mingle

[Speaker 2] Enjoy it, do you meet many new people often then?

[Speaker 1] I am pretty particular, so no, what about you

[Speaker 2] I've a wife, and am very happy, I got lucky


I'll start working at a new place of employment soon.

I studies to become a teacher.

I'm an elementary school teacher.

I'm a young professional.

I recently relocated for a position.

There are many brothers I still haven't met.

I was a teenager when I first saw my mom.

I do not know my real mother.

I love santa time.

I am employed at fun city.

[Speaker 1] I love kids just got a job at an elementary school!

[Speaker 2] Congrats on the job! I work at a store that sells party supplies.

[Speaker 1] Just got my bachelors degree

[Speaker 2] Wow, congrats again! Do you like holidays? I love christmas.

[Speaker 1] I am only 22 I hope they don't drive me crazy lol

[Speaker 2] Do you have siblings? I've some, but I don't know them.

[Speaker 1] Yes I do, so happy I live near my job also!

[Speaker 2] Do you live near family? I am adopted, but I am close to my adoptive parents.

[Speaker 1] Yes I do just 1.

[Speaker 2] Do you have any interesting hobbies?

[Speaker 1] I do not anymore. I use too.

[Speaker 2] Anything else you like to do?

[Speaker 1] Yes reading an writing, I can't wait with these kids.

[Speaker 2] Do you want to have your own kids eventually?

[Speaker 1] I have 2 already so I want 2 more!

[Speaker 2] Cool! I want some also, but not yet. Getting to know my birth family first.


I like mob movies.

My mom and dad have been together for a long time.

I am a bibliophile.

I check written words.

I am employed by sam adams.
I've a young kid.
My old man works from the couch.
Female pop singers are my favorite.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing today

[Speaker 2] A little drunk. We had a tasting at work. You?

[Speaker 1] I'm great. What did you taste?

[Speaker 2] We have a new ipa we are marketing to children.

[Speaker 1] That sounds pretty awful. Why?

[Speaker 2] It is a paycheck. I am trying to support my family.

[Speaker 1] Do you have kids and stuff

[Speaker 2] Yes, he's a handful. Luckily, my partner watches him all day.

[Speaker 1] Do you feel bad about the beer situation with a kid

[Speaker 2] Not really, he is too young to buy the stuff. Do you have kids?

[Speaker 1] I have a few. They're older now.

[Speaker 2] I was only joking about marketing our products to children.

[Speaker 1] Oh I see. I felt bad for a minute.

[Speaker 2] Please don't feel badly. Do you work?


My hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art.

I once saw peyton manning at the grocery store.

I'm a traveling encyclopedia salesman.

I work at the gas station as a part time job.

My lifes goal is to be the worlds foremost encyclopedia salesman.

I like to ride horses.
I like to wear boots.
I have many girlfriends.
I am argentinian.
I like to eat beef.

I go to preschool.

I make up stories about celebrities to get attention.

I ride around selling books.

I'm employed at the filling summit less than forty hours per week.

I wish to be the best at selling books.

I enjoy being outside.

I love my knee highs.

I date a lot of girls.

I was born in argentina.

I prefer meat products of the cow variety.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] Good. Would you like to go horse back riding today?

[Speaker 1] Hm, maybe not today. I sell encyclopedias door to door and its not a money maker..

[Speaker 2] Oh, yes horse as a hobby is expensive. My boots cost a small fortune.

[Speaker 1] I bet. I've to work at the local gas station too just to make ends meet!

[Speaker 2] Oh my. You definately couldn't afford to have several girlfriends and eat steak like I do.

[Speaker 1] Nope! Plus the richest person I've ever met here was peyton manning at the store.

[Speaker 2] Ll. I met joe montana, huey lewis, and gray slick.

[Speaker 1] Lucky! Where did you meet them?

[Speaker 2] They came to argentina where I am from and I met them in a drugstore.

[Speaker 1] Interesting. Do you ride horses often? I have a large rock collection from hiking trails.

[Speaker 2] I started riding before I could walk.

I sell encyclopedias door to door. I also work at the gas station.

I have met Peyton Manning.

I have a rock collection. I go hiking.

I rode horses before I learned to walk.I have expensive boots for riding horses.

I have several girlfriends. I eat meat.

I have met Joe Montana, Huey Lewis, and Gray Slick.

I am from Argentina.

[Speaker 1] I sold a lot of encyclopedias and got a bonus.

[Speaker 2] That's amazing! Well done you! What are you going to spend it on?

[Speaker 1] I'm not sure yet, probably on a hiking trip. I'm dying to go to Yosemite

[Speaker 2] That sounds like a great idea! What about it is appealing? I feel so lucky to be in a country now with some great national parks.

[Speaker 1] Yes, America's national parks are sooo beautiful! I figure since I've been walking so much selling books, I'm in shape enough for one of the big ones. Yosemite is just really beautiful with huge, famous sites like El Capitan and Half Dome

[Speaker 2] Good thinking - walking while working isn't a bad deal! I'd love to see it too some day. Are you hoping to add to your rock collection? I bet there's some pretty geodes.

[Speaker 1] You can't take anything from the parks to preserve it, but maybe outside of them. I'm sure you're familiar with pretty sites from Argentina too, what does hiking look like there?

[Speaker 2] Ah, I didn't know that! There are some beautiful places - I'd ride my horse on a lot of the trails there. A lot of great viewpoints to explore. I recommend visiting!

[Speaker 1] I would love to do that someday! Maybe you could show me around some! Not so sure about the horse riding though haha

[Speaker 2] That sounds great! We can probably stay with my family so you don't have to worry about accommodation. We're big meat eaters though, so hope you're not vegetarian!

[Speaker 1] No worries about that, I'll eat anything! I would love to see Argentina and experience the culture, thanks for the offer!

[Speaker 2] No problem. Do you speak any Spanish for when we travel?

I sell encyclopedias door to door. I recently got a bonus. I also work at the gas station.

I have met Peyton Manning.

I have a rock collection. I will probably go on a hiking trip to Yosemite.

I'm in good shape from walking around selling books.

I want to visit Argentina. I don't know if I want to go horseback riding.

I eat meat.

I have several girlfriends.

I like national parks. I hope to see Yosemite some day.

I am from Argentina. My family lives in Argentina. We eat meat. I speak Spanish.

[Speaker 1] I booked my trip to Yosemite.

[Speaker 2] oh really? I'd love to go, Yosemite and all the national parks are so nice.

[Speaker 1] I finally decided to just do it! Ive wanted to explore Yosemite for sooo long, I rather do it now before I get any older. I may visit you in Argentina, I would love to see your country! Maybe Ill meet all of your girlfriends, lol.

[Speaker 2] I'll definitely ask for photos when you get there! Argentina is nice, you'll also have to come and see my family, you can try the meat that we farm here

[Speaker 1] I will send you lots, I finally invested in a professional camera, though I think im over my head with it, its so complicated with lots of buttons. Are you still horseback riding?

[Speaker 2] You'll get the hang of it I'm sure! I am, but not as much as I used to. Did you still want to go riding with me when you come here?

[Speaker 1] I will not lie to you, I am really anxious about it. what if your horse hates me, throws me on the ground, and steps on me? has anything like that ever happened to you? I did a bit of research of horseback riding, sounds like you need to naturally talented to ride horses? do you think thats true? ill ride a mule lol

[Speaker 2] Fred is a lovely horse, I'm sure he will be great with you. I learned to horseback ride before I learned to walk, so if a child can do it then so can you! How is your rock collection coming along?

[Speaker 1] I love the name Fred, reminds me of Scooby Doo. okay, okay, I trust you, if I chicken out, push me! dont let me walk out. Are you going to let me borrow your expensive boots? I still have my garage sale boots they can do the job but I want to feel fancy. oh man! my rock collection is massive now, I am officially at 1000 rocks. my pride and joy.

[Speaker 2] Don't worry, I'm sure that my girlfriends will also convince you to go for it. Of course you can borrow my boots, I think we're the same size. That's a lot of rocks! You must be making a lot from selling books to afford all of those

[Speaker 1] I need the emotional support, you know how dramatic I can be. Yay! I am excited, Maybe you can let me borrow your crocodile boots? those are crazy cool. Yes, so many rocks, but all have an interesting story. crazy, how my rock collection started over tripping over a random rock that almost send me off a cliff and straight to my death. I think walking around selling rocks has also exposed me to cool looking rocks. I am making money selling books, pays off that I live in a town that everyone loves to read!

[Speaker 2] You can definitely borrow my crocodile boots! I love them, and they cost a lot of money. That is a crazy and scary story! It's good you got something out of it though. I wish I could earn as much money as you do by selling books, but no one likes to read here.


On saint patricks day I wear the scottish colors.

I dislike beauty products.

Commuting is cheap for me.

I like to get manicures.

I enjoy working.
I don't block calls.
The customer is always right.
I like long weekends.
I like to fix problems.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you doing tonight I am fine and you?

[Speaker 2] I am good hope you are doing well

[Speaker 1] Yes thank you I have the longest finger nails do you?

[Speaker 2] Yes I go get my nails done at the salon

[Speaker 1] Cool I am the owner of the hot pink moped.

[Speaker 2] I sell things I am always on my phone

[Speaker 1] I hate to use any kind of make up on my face that is cool too.

[Speaker 2] I sell things I'm always on my phone

[Speaker 1] I hate to use make up on my face.

[Speaker 2] I don't like it either. I like it natural

[Speaker 1] Oh I bet you are very pretty I like orange colors do you?

[Speaker 2] I do not like it either. I like it natural

[Speaker 1] I like orange colors do you I bet you are cute.

[Speaker 2] Yes I love oranges they taste so good


I work in tv.
I m a lesbian.
I don t treat my girlfriend very well.
I love to sing.

I am getting married next week.

We are getting married in a park.

We will be traveling to niagra falls for our honeymoon.

My family hates my fiancé.

I'm a star on screen.
I like girls.
I'm rude to my significant other.
I wish I was a musician.

My wedding is coming up.

We are saying I do in the central valley.

I can not wait to go to canada after our wedding.

My relatives don't like my wife.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] Good afternoon how are you doing today

[Speaker 1] I am good. I am heading to work right now. What are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] I am working and geting married next wek

[Speaker 1] Wow! That is exciting, I am thinking about asking my girlfriend to marry me.

[Speaker 2] That is awesome I am marrying in a park

[Speaker 1] Have you guys been together for a long time?

[Speaker 2] Seventeen years and I can not wait to go on my honeymoon

[Speaker 1] Where will you guys be going?

[Speaker 2] Niagra falls and I'll be in a bikini the whole time

[Speaker 1] My band shot a music video there. It is lovely, you'll have a great time.

[Speaker 2] I hope I'm just ready to be there

[Speaker 1] I am a camerawoman for a travel station, we have shot there a few times.

[Speaker 2] That is so neat. My family doesn't agree with my marriage

[Speaker 1] I know that feeling, my family hates that I'm gay.

[Speaker 2] I hate to hear that they should love you no matter what

I have a girlfriend.

I'm in a band.

I am a camerawoman for a travel station.

I have a job.

I am getting married next week. I have been with my partner for 17 years.

My family doesn't agree with my marriage.

[Speaker 1] Are you ready for your wedding? It's coming up soon!

[Speaker 2] I'm excited, but also sad that my family can't support me. They're such bigots! How's your girlfriend?

[Speaker 1] She is doing fine. Thanks for asking. I understand the amount of frustration that comes with the lack of support from loved ones. I hope you go through it successfully.

[Speaker 2] Yes, we've been waiting to do this for a long time, but always had some obstacle. We are so ready now. We're heading to Thailand for our anniversary. Made any new music lately?

[Speaker 1] Yes we have lots of music coming up. We do live concerts occasionally. Do you love live concerts?

[Speaker 2] That's great. Any near me? I'm near L.A.

[Speaker 1] We are yet to organize one in LA because we are still developing. Once we are ready we'll hit the road. What kind of music do you like?

[Speaker 2] I listen to lots of different type. Oldies, alt. rock, metal, and pop. What kind of music does your band play?

[Speaker 1] We play rock and metal. I am glad you love them both.

[Speaker 2] Awesome, have you done any covers? or just your original songs?

[Speaker 1] We do compose our own work, but sometimes we also do covers. It is quite fun doing covers because we get to learn a lot. Can you sing?

[Speaker 2] I like to sing, but I don't know if anyone likes to hear me sing! Are you looking for a vocalist?

I am gay. My family doesn't like that I'm gay. I have a girlfriend.

I make music. I do live concerts. My band is developing. My band has not been to L.A. I play rock and metal music. My band writes our own songs and also does covers. I think doing covers is fun.

I have a job. I live near L.A.

I am excited about getting married. I have wanted to get married for a long time. I am going to Thailand for my anniversary.

I like lots of different types of music. I like to sing. I don't know if I sing well.

[Speaker 1] Great news, we're getting closer to confirming a concert near L.A.!

[Speaker 2] Really?  That's great!  Have you done any other concerts lately?

[Speaker 1] I haven't done one in about 6 months. It is really hard to get gigs, but I am so excited and nervous.

[Speaker 2] I'm sure you'll do great.  When would the concert take place?  I'm sure you'll be able to get lots of practice time in before the big day.

[Speaker 1] It's on Saturday. We already practive twice a week, but I just feel rusty having people actually watch me. Maybe you could come check us out.

[Speaker 2] I would love to!  Where will you be performing?

[Speaker 1] It's this bar on Main Street called Compass. They will have some good drink specials that night.

[Speaker 2] That's not too far from my house!  I'll be there for sure!  Will your girlfriend be there as well?

[Speaker 1] Yep, she never misses a chance to see me perform. Will you bring your fiance?

[Speaker 2] Definitely.  I think it will be a good chance for her to take a break from the final wedding planning details and just relax a bit.  She needs a break.

[Speaker 1] Oh yay this is a perfect distraction. Are you all ready for the wedding?

[Speaker 2] I think so!  I think that she would say otherwise; she's very detail-oriented and is really trying to make everything perfect.  I'm just ready for the day to come, for us to enjoy ourselves with our friends and family, and then to start our life together.  Although, we've been together so long, that this almost just seems like a formality at this point lol.


I have a freeloader at home.
My babies love catnip and cat grass.
I'm a foodie.
I booked a boat for the summer.

I hit the water.

I'm from louisiana.

I've a night job in the service industry.

It is known that I am a good chef.

[Speaker 1] Hi, nice to meet you. How are you doing?

[Speaker 2] I am doing good, just grooving to some country music.

[Speaker 1] Oh nice, who is your favorite singer?

[Speaker 2] My favorite is that country musician that surfs everyday, just like me.

[Speaker 1] Oh nice. What else do you like to do?

[Speaker 2] I am getting ready for work tonight at the bar.

[Speaker 1] Oh nice, are you a bartender?

[Speaker 2] I cook at the bar because people say I can do that really good.

[Speaker 1] Oh nice. I also enjoy cooking. What type of food??

[Speaker 2] I do a lot of grilling while I daydream of surfing the waves again.

[Speaker 1] Oh, are you a professional surfer?

[Speaker 2] Its something that I do every single day.

[Speaker 1] Oh wow, you must have to wake up really early then?

[Speaker 2] I work at nights at the bar and surf in the days.

[Speaker 1] Oh wow, that is a great life!

[Speaker 2] What do you like to do?


I enjoy thrash metal.

I work out as often as I can.

I enjoy simple but filling foods.

Studying peoples lives helps me fall asleep.

I own a kitty who has the same name as a president.

I'm enrolled in a design college.

I enjoy things of an artistic nature.

I like to deal in paint.

I've blue eyes.

I wish to make large pieces of painted art.

[Speaker 1] Hi! How are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] I am fine and you?

[Speaker 1] Good! I went to the gym like I always do

[Speaker 2] Oh that is nice... I do not get to work out much.

[Speaker 1] It is a good time for me to listen to metallica. Do you listen to music?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I listen to music while I paint.

[Speaker 1] Oh painting! What do you like to paint?

[Speaker 2] I do small murals. But I'd like to work on something bigger.

[Speaker 1] Would you be able to draw my cat george?

[Speaker 2] I sure could try. I don't paint animals much.

[Speaker 1] I am sure it is better than how I would paint. I am a reader

[Speaker 2] Reading is good. I just always like working with my hands.


I do not own a television.
I know how to pilot a plane.
My hobby is photography.
I live in the mountains.

I cannot get enough of lindsey spirlings music.

I enjoy putting alcohol in my coffee.

I could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it.

I smoke two packs of cigarettes most days.

If I were to be reincarnated, I'd want to come back as a hippopotamus.

I never watch tv.

I took flight classes.

I love taking pictures.

My house is in a high altitude location.

I like the string beats.

I like mixing things together to my preference.

I am not a picky eater.

I like to use tobacco products everyday.

I would like to return to the living as a hippo.

[Speaker 1] Hello there, thanks for taking an interest in my photographs

[Speaker 2] I know its early but I enjoy my baileys in my coffee

[Speaker 1] Well, its not that early here in the mountains

[Speaker 2] I love meatloaf I would eat it everyday no problem

[Speaker 1] Meatloaf is wonderful. Full of protein, which way do you make it?

[Speaker 2] Onions green peppers ketchup bread crumbs

[Speaker 1] The classic version. I just got my pilots licence, want to go flying? Ll

[Speaker 2] I love music when cooking especially that lindsey stirling. Yes lets go

[Speaker 1] Cool, we can go to the mountains where I live and have meatloaf later at yours

[Speaker 2] I smoke alot though, 2 packs a day

[Speaker 1] No smoking in the plane! Its dangerous.

[Speaker 2] If I die I hope I come back as a hippo!

I just got my pilots license.
I take photographs.
I like meatloaf.
I live in the mountains.

I enjoy baileys in my coffee.

I love music when cooking.

I smoke 2 packs a day.

[Speaker 1] I flew to the Bahamas.

[Speaker 2] Wow! Is this your official first trip flying yourself?

[Speaker 1] Yes it was! So excited to finally take my plane out for a spin. It was a long flight but totally worth it, the beaches in the Bahamas are gorgeous

[Speaker 2] Sounds beautiful! That was a great choice for your first trip. Not too far but still exotic.

[Speaker 1] Thanks, I'm very happy about my choices. Wish I could've brought you with me but those small planes need a pretty specific weight balance. A cigarette on the beach sounds fantastic

[Speaker 2] I wish too! But knowing you, I'm sure that you'll have tons of pictures to show me, right?

[Speaker 1] Oh for sure. Every single palm tree and shell got a snapshot. I get so locked on in beautiful places like that, so much to capture. If I come over for dinner one night I can bring my photos along!

[Speaker 2] Yes! Definitely plan on dinner. What are you doing this weekend?

[Speaker 1] Have a concert I'm excited for! I'm going to see 100 gecs, I dont know if you have heard of them. They are kind of a weird band but I love there music, they draw influence from a bunch of different genres

[Speaker 2] No, I've never heard of 100 gecs. Are they alternative or indie? I like both genres with some pop too.

[Speaker 1] They are technically a "hyperpop" band. A fun mix of pop and alternative and EDM even! I recommend it. What are some of your favorite indie and alternative bands? I'm a huge fan of both genres, too

[Speaker 2] Sounds like I should check out 100 gecs! As far as my favorites, they're not so obscure. I like The Killers, Vampire Weekend, Twenty one Pilots, Tones and I, stuff like that. What else do you like?

I just got my pilots license. I own a small plane.

I like meatloaf.

I live in the mountains. I smoke cigarettes.

I have a camera. I like taking pictures.

I like the band 100gecs which is a hyperpop band, mix of pop and alternative and EDM. I am a fan of Indie and alternative music.

I enjoy baileys in my coffee. I love meat loaf with onions, green peppers, ketchup, and bread crumbs.

I love music when cooking.

I smoke 2 packs a day. If I die, I want to come back as a hippo.

[Speaker 1] Why would you want to be reincarnated as a hippo?

[Speaker 2] Hippos are just so majestic! They are so large and powerful and they get to spend a lot of time in the water. What would you like to come back as, if you could, but not be a human?

[Speaker 1] I would come back as abird I think

[Speaker 2] It would be really fun to be able to fly! I would for sure miss smoking if I was an animal, though.

[Speaker 1] That is true they cant smoke. I quit and don't miss it anymore. Youd live longer if you quit

[Speaker 2] Oh wow, good for you! How did you do it?

[Speaker 1] Cold turkey one day with my spouse, we just did it together and kind of made each other stick to it.

[Speaker 2] That's really cool, I'm proud of you. I guess I could try to cut down first, maybe just a pack a day. I don't think I could just give it up all at once. What are you doing with all the money you're saving by not smoking?

[Speaker 1] lol what money i can barely even notice now

[Speaker 2] Lol, oh no, I guess I can't use extra money as a motivation. I've heard that when you quit smoking, you are able to taste and smell things better. Has that been the case for you and your spouse?

[Speaker 1] well maybe at first you can but it has been so long for me that money just kind of absorbed into other things. But you could pretend to buy two packs still after you quit sand put that money into savings. I just never followed through but i did have that idea

[Speaker 2] That's a good idea, maybe I'll try that!


I have a disability.

I wish I were taller.

I enjoyed reading as a young girl.

I have a son and a daughter.

I do not like anything made from a tomato.

I want to talk german.

I am addicted to the internet.

I like to view flims from different countries.

I like to travel to other countries.

I need to make a change.

[Speaker 1] I do not like tomatoes that much and especially airplane tomatoes. What do you think?

[Speaker 2] I love tomatoes

[Speaker 1] Which tomatoes do you like red or yellow?

[Speaker 2] Both are good

[Speaker 1] I heard that the yellow tomato is low in acid. Is this true?

[Speaker 2] I am not sure. What do you like to do in your free time

[Speaker 1] I do listen to music and I love to cook.

[Speaker 2] I read about other cultures and play computer games. Both are getting kind of bland now tho

[Speaker 1] That's good. I do play computer games once a while but not often.

[Speaker 2] That's one of the main things I do on my down time.

[Speaker 1] Do you like cooking?

[Speaker 2] No I just like eating food from other countries so I eat out a ot

[Speaker 1] Me too but I do enjoy cooking.

[Speaker 2] Do you ever wish you could learn a new language


I don't eat carbohydrates.
My dad and poppy had jobs as clowns.
I work with fun things.
I like films.

I own a vacation home for part of the year in cancun.

I am a ceo.

I watch a television sitcom starring a group of people close to one another.

I love japanese cuisine.

I've a sibling living in europe.

[Speaker 1] Hi there I was a circus clown

[Speaker 2] That must be an interesting profession. I'm my own boss.

[Speaker 1] I was also a juggler.

[Speaker 2] They kind of go hand in hand, do they not?

[Speaker 1] Daddy and grandpa worked there too...

[Speaker 2] It sounds like a family business then. Do you have any siblings?

[Speaker 1] No, but I am on a new diet

[Speaker 2] I've a brother who lives in england, but sometimes he goes to my timeshare in mexico

[Speaker 1] Where was he born?

[Speaker 2] Japan. So was I. I think that is why I love sushi so much.

[Speaker 1] Sushi is good, they should serve it at movie theaters.

[Speaker 2] I've never thought about that before! I prefer tv to movies though.

[Speaker 1] What is the world coming to, I'm going back to the circus.

[Speaker 2] Whenever I'm looking for answers, I turn to friends, my favorite tv show


In summer I live at the ballpark.
I love sports.
I'm an mu alumni.
I have a family, I love my 3 children.
I'm a millionaire.

I like to loosen up with pot now and then.

I don't really understand vegetarians.

I enjoy hip hop.

My father is employed at an investment company.

[Speaker 1] Hey. What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 2] Nothing really. I am a hippie. Smoke weed all day.

[Speaker 1] Ah, well you ever hear of the baltimore orioles? Baseball? Well I'm on the team.

[Speaker 2] Awesome, but I'm not into sports much.

[Speaker 1] Well you should be. I pull in 7 figures every year for my hot wife and kids.

[Speaker 2] I am a freeloader. Dad pays my bills.

[Speaker 1] You should have gone to miami university like me and my 3 kids did.

[Speaker 2] Since your famous, do you know any rappers?

[Speaker 1] Yeah a few, you have a favorite one?

[Speaker 2] Jay z. But really love all rappers. They are cool.

[Speaker 1] Jay z is pretty cool, he's fun to hang with.

[Speaker 2] I'd love to have a weed party with all of you.

[Speaker 1] Heck yeah. Jay z has the best weed too.

[Speaker 2] After I smoke, I crave meat. I'm a meataholic.


I eat naturally.
I run the till at a couple of places.
Winter is my favorite time of year.
I like funk rock.

I love baseball.
I like to play ball.
I play school base ball.
Baseball is the sport I enjoy the most.

[Speaker 1] So where do you work? I've 2 jobs as a cashier.

[Speaker 2] That is alot of work. I am a college student

[Speaker 1] Is it cold where you go to school? I love the snow and cold.

[Speaker 2] I am in cali so its hot. I go to uci. Where are you from?

[Speaker 1] Kansas. What kind of foods do you enjoy? I do not like gmos.

[Speaker 2] I eat alot of pizza cuz its easy

[Speaker 1] I like chili peppers on my pizza, just the like band ; they are my favorite.

[Speaker 2] Red hot chili peppers!

[Speaker 1] Yeah! Whats your favorite band?

[Speaker 2] Green day... Smashing pumpkins...

[Speaker 1] I love green day too! Basket case is a great song.

[Speaker 2] Awesome

[Speaker 1] What do you go to school for?

[Speaker 2] I play baseball, just made shortstop


I eat a strictly vegan diet.

My friends tell me that I am a neurotic hypochondriac.

Ocd rules my life, and I've a hard time relinquishing control.

I teach elementary school children at a private school.

I visit comic con.
I love anime.
I read a lot.
I draw comics.
I love role play.

I do not consume any meat or dairy products.

I always feel sick.

I am controlled by other things.

I work with kids.

I hit different conventions.
I like naruto.
I own books.
I like to sketch batman.
Being a character is something I love.

[Speaker 1] Hello how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Good. I love watching anime, and roleplaying while visiting comic con. You will always see me reading

[Speaker 1] That is awesome, I'm not really into anime.

[Speaker 2] Cool you should read my manga I draw a lot of comics

[Speaker 1] That would be interesting, with ocd its hard for me to relinquish control.

[Speaker 2] Try role playing with me I have a dungeons and dragons game coming up soon

[Speaker 1] I would love to! The kids I teach at my elementary school love and!

[Speaker 2] Me too! I think critical role is on twitch today you should watch it

[Speaker 1] My bf watches twitch a lot.

[Speaker 2] Critical role is a live d and d game with lots of great voice actors

[Speaker 1] Oath hm, never heard of it. What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 2] I use long sticks to poke to eyes out of fish to make fehs

[Speaker 1] Didn't know you could do thatfor a living, I am vegan, so I couldn't do it! Haha

[Speaker 2] Its ok I only need sunlight and water to survive its like I am a mutant.

[Speaker 1] That's interesting, like mutant ninja turtle? Lol

[Speaker 2] Yeah this was fun I love you

[Speaker 1] This is still fun! I have never chatted with a mutant before.

[Speaker 2] You should more often, cause we make really sexy friends

[Speaker 1] Hush, yeah something like that.

[Speaker 2] Ok well then I guess this is goodbye if you do not want to be lovers

[Speaker 1] I definitely don't. I'm too much of hypochondriac to love anyone

[Speaker 2] Oh guess you did not notice but I don't have any germs on me

I don't like anime.

I have OCD.

I teach kids at an elementary school.

I am a vegan.

I am a hypochondriac.

I draw comics. I love role play. I play dungeons and dragons.

I like to watch twitch.

I don't have any germs.

[Speaker 1] Did you go to Comic Con?

[Speaker 2] I've been to every Comic Con since I was 15. I'm working on my costume for this year. I am going to role play as Light Yagami from Death Note. Are you going this year?

[Speaker 1] No, I don't think I'm going to go but my boyfriend has been begging me to go with him. How long have you been working on your costume?

[Speaker 2] You should come along. Maybe you'll find some video games that you might like, even if you don't like anime. I've been working on it for 3 months for 10 hours a day. I had to buy a 3d printer for it.

[Speaker 1] WOW! You are dedicated. My BF said some twitch stars would be there... maybe I could get into that. Do you have any to suggest I try watching to prepare?

[Speaker 2] You could try the Final Fantasy games. They have great characters and story lines. Of course, I have completed them all more than once. I heard that some parts of Comic Con are going to be streamed via Twitch.

[Speaker 1] Oh I did hear some of my students talking about final fantasy. Maybe I should give the twitch stream a try... or maybe I could just watch comic con on twitch and look for you haha

[Speaker 2] You can always watch last years streams to get an idea of how it might be before deciding if you want to go. I'm sure your boyfriend would like your company. How long have you been together?

[Speaker 1] That's a great idea! We've will have been together for 3 years in May.

[Speaker 2] That's a long time. Are you thinking about doing something special together to celebrate?

[Speaker 1] He wants to go to Comic Con hahahaha!!! But we might take a trip to relax. Maybe the mountains in Colorado or something. Do you have any suggestions?

[Speaker 2] You boyfriend makes a good argument! haha! The mountains in Colorado sounds better though. I know a great log cabin rental there with a lake nearby. I could give you the details.

I don't like anime.

I have OCD.

I teach kids at an elementary school.

I have a boyfriend that watches Twitch a lot. I have  been in a relationship for 3 years.

I am a vegan. I am a hypochondriac.

I love watching anime, role playing while visiting comic con, and reading. I draw comics.  I have  been to every Comic Con since 15 years old. I like  making costumes. I have  a 3D printer for making costumes.

I like to watch twitch.

I only need sunlight and water to survive. I am like a mutant. I don't have any germs.

I play dungeons and dragons. I like  Final Fantasy games and completed them all.

[Speaker 1] So I've decided I'll go to Comic Con with my boyfriend, do you have any suggestions of characters I could dress up as? I want to surprise him.. haha

[Speaker 2] You can dress up as a big sea turtle, LOL. You will really enjoy Comic Con.

[Speaker 1] My boyfriends been wanting me to go for forever, so I finally caved! I'm assuming you will be there?

[Speaker 2] Certainly. I will be there with some of my friends. We can meet there, if you like. How do you enjoy teaching kids?

[Speaker 1] Yes, that will be fun! I love teaching kids. I do have my days but overall I really enjoy it. Have you been drawing any new comics lately?

[Speaker 2] That's great. What do you teach? I am very busy lately, so have not had the time to draw for a while.

[Speaker 1] I teach English! What haven you been up to?

[Speaker 2] We got a big project at work. Because I am taking a week off for Comic Con, I am working very hard to try to get my part done before the vacation.

[Speaker 1] Oh that's awesome and I'm sure keeping you very busy! My boyfriends been wanting me to watch Twitch with him also, with your busy schedule have you been watching Twitch lately?

[Speaker 2] I still watch Twitch, but not as much as I like. How do you feel? I mean with OCD, I hope you are doing well.

[Speaker 1] Yeah I'm doing good. Sometimes my OCD takes over me but I try my best to not let it.

[Speaker 2] Have you seen a doctor? There are a lot of advances in this area. Maybe a doctor can help you controlling it better.


I love to go camping.

I'm from a rural area.

I'm in my early 20s.

I am apart of a group that shows support to sports teams.

In 2 months I will be 54.
I have bright weave.
I've 12 children.
I've a lot of body mass.
I live down south.

[Speaker 1] 21 is such a good year. Like sinatra said it was a very good yeaeear

[Speaker 2] You are 21? Hi! A 53 year old blonde here! How are you?

[Speaker 1] Enjoying my ranch, watching the sunset down by the creek

[Speaker 2] I am in alabama. Where are you? Enjoying that by yourself? Any family?

[Speaker 1] Deep in the heart... Plenty family, you know how we do it in texas.

[Speaker 2] Am a mother of 12 myself! But they'ren't the reason I'm overweight

[Speaker 1] I cheer lead. I you need any cheer to help?

[Speaker 2] I can always use a cheer, my dear!

[Speaker 1] Gimme a u. Gimmie... Oh that is all you need anyway.

[Speaker 2] Thank you, dear! What else do you do for fun?

[Speaker 1] I do like to tend to my animals. Keeping them healthy

[Speaker 2] What animals do you have? I do not have any.

[Speaker 1] And on his farm he had some ducks... E I e I oh

[Speaker 2] How old are you? Are you a student?


I love felines.
I haven't seen him for 24 months.
My grandma is a guest in my home.
I am a teller.

I train every day.
I lift a lot of weights.
I lift a lot at the gym.
I exercise regularly.
I am from the home land.

[Speaker 1] What are your plans for today?

[Speaker 2] Hi! I am just going to work out and try to beat my bench pr. You?

[Speaker 1] You must be really fit. I'm just cuddle with my kitty

[Speaker 2] Do you have one cat only? I'm a russian olympic athlete

[Speaker 1] Just one cat. I love cats though. Oh wow, what sport do you do?

[Speaker 2] I lift weights, bench press and squats. Where do you live?

[Speaker 1] I live in a guesthouse with my grandmother

[Speaker 2] Do you like having family around?

[Speaker 1] I do, sometimes. I love my alone time though

[Speaker 2] I understand. I like to work out alone

[Speaker 1] Were you ever married before? I was

[Speaker 2] Not yet. My training takes up a lot of time. It is hard to meet people

[Speaker 1] I am sorry! That must be very lonely

[Speaker 2] It is worth it. I am proud to represent russia in the olympics

[Speaker 1] You should be. I wish my job was more exciting

[Speaker 2] Maybe one day it can be


I enjoy sipping a lavish bottle of chardonnay.

I own a cute puppy.

I would lose my head it if weren't attached to my shoulders.

I enjoy manicures.

My parents gave me a lot of money so I don't work.

I like fairy tales.
I won't go on elevators.
My parents had 5 kids.
I admire lipton beverages.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you doing

[Speaker 2] I'm okay, how are you?

[Speaker 1] Doing good. Just enjoying this wonderful day

[Speaker 2] I am doing the same. I am relaxing with some iced tea.

[Speaker 1] I'm relaxing with a glass of wine, with my bull dog giving me the stare down

[Speaker 2] Ll! Whats your dogs name?

[Speaker 1] Peanut, do you have any dogs?

[Speaker 2] Nope, no pets. I wish I did, but one of my sisters is allergic.

[Speaker 1] That sucks, so what do you enjoy doing?

[Speaker 2] Well, I love going swimming in the beach and looking for mermaids.

[Speaker 1] Ll, that is cool. Any luck with finding the mermaids?

[Speaker 2] Not yet, but I know they're out there.


I used to be a lawyer.

My next job will be in the federal court.

I give everybody that comes in front me a fair chance.

I m a judge in the circuit court.

My name is albert.

I am ten years old.

I take martial arts after school.

Tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol.

I love to read harry potter books.

I'm retired.
My new work consists of law.
I believe in treating others equally.
I used to b a lawyer.
I was named after einstein.

I have been live for a decade.

I participate in karate as an extracurricular.

I'm starting a new activity.

I enjoy the writing of jk rowling.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you doing

[Speaker 2] I'm really good! What do you do for fun?

[Speaker 1] I work a lot not too much time for fun

[Speaker 2] Oh that is unfortunate. Well what do you do at work then?

[Speaker 1] I work in the federal court sytem I am a judge

[Speaker 2] Woah! How old are you!!??

[Speaker 1] I am 45 I just worked hard to get here quickly

[Speaker 2] 45? Wow how old are people generally when they become judges?

[Speaker 1] It depends on the court and what law they practiced

[Speaker 2] Is law kind of like martial arts? You get better with practice?

[Speaker 1] Yeah each case is so different

[Speaker 2] So what kind of things do you do at work then? Just punish people?

[Speaker 1] No I try to be as fair as possible

[Speaker 2] I will try to be fair too tomorrow is my first day on safety patrol at school.

[Speaker 1] Cool are you in high school

[Speaker 2] I am in 4th grade right now.

I work alot.

I am 45 years old.

I juststarted safety patrol at school.
I am in fourth grade.

[Speaker 1] I have been working on a few cases lately.

[Speaker 2] It sounds like an interesting job, but stressful at times I'm sure. What kind of cases do you tend see?

[Speaker 1] I do traffic cases, people speeding.  It can be stressful at times, but not as stressful as a math test. How is school for you?

[Speaker 2] It's pretty easy for me most of the time, except math. I hate math!

[Speaker 1] Safety patrol sounds like a very important job, how is that going for you?

[Speaker 2] I like it. I've wanted do it since I was a little kid. My brother was a safety patrol too but he didn't get to do it until grade 5.

[Speaker 1] Well you must be very smart and a hardworker.  I work on traffic cases and that is also about safety.  I get a lot of people who speed and that can be dangerous.  Our jobs are very similar. What do you like best about the safety patrol?

[Speaker 2] Yeah there are a lot of people who speed by our school so we have to be careful. I like helping the other kids get to school and home safely. What do you like most about being a judge?

[Speaker 1] I get to meet interesting people in court and I try my hardest to be fair. I like talking to the people and teaching them to be safer so the workd will be a safer place.

[Speaker 2] It sounds interesting, maybe I'll be a judge one day!

[Speaker 1] IF you stay in school and keep doing important jobs like safety patrol then you could be a judge one day.  Have fun in the 4th grade and be the best safety patrol officer you can be!

[Speaker 2] I will! Hey do you have to wear a white wig?

I work alot. I am a federal court judge. I try to be a fair judge. My work involves traffic cases such as speeding. I like teaching and talking to people.

I am 45 years old.

I just started safety patrol at school. I am in fourth grade. I am not good at math and it stresses me out.

I like helping others.

[Speaker 1] I had a close call at work.  I was almost hit by a speeding car while making a routine traffic stop.  Some people really don't pay attention when they drive.  Please be careful when you conduct safety patrols!

[Speaker 2] Oh wow! Glad you're ok! Did the car stop?

[Speaker 1] Nope they just kept on going. How is safety patrol going?

[Speaker 2] It's going well...pretty much just warning kids to slow down in the hall.

[Speaker 1] Well that's good. And how about math?

[Speaker 2] I got a B- on my last quiz so ok I guess. Have you had any interesting cases lately?

[Speaker 1] That's great! Sounds like you are doing a great job in math. Keep it up. Not really any interesting cases that I can talk about.

[Speaker 2] How long have you been a judge?

[Speaker 1] I have been a judge for 10 years now. What would you like to do when you grow up?