I like cooking healthy meals.
I enjoy dating women.
I'm retired.
I like to go out to the bars.

I've a job as a dj at a radio station.

I am blind.

I use a cane to help me get around.

I have many friends.

I once drove a car! My friend told me what to do while I drove.

I like making a salmon entree.

I prefer the ladies.

I am over 65 and no longer have to work.

Saturday night I go drinking.

I am a disc jockey on air.
I read in braille.
I need aide walking.
I am a social person.
I learnt to drive.

[Speaker 1] Fun loving older gentleman enjoys meeting people.

[Speaker 2] Great! I have a lot of friends, no reason why you cannot be one of them.

[Speaker 1] Good! Do you go to bars or how do you spend your time?

[Speaker 2] I work as a dj, but I'm blind. I have to use a cane.

[Speaker 1] Cooking is my favorite pastime and I try for healthy meals.

[Speaker 2] Sounds nice. Even though I am blind, I drove a car once.

[Speaker 1] Wow! And do you meet lots of women.?

[Speaker 2] No, not really. I work indoors at a radio station.

[Speaker 1] Yep, not much chance to date there. Not sure I'd like that.

[Speaker 2] Oh, I enjoy it. I have had a lot of laughs over the years.

[Speaker 1] Is your program a call in type, where you get a chance to talk to people.

[Speaker 2] Not really. Sometimes we have a give away that we will ask people to call in.

[Speaker 1] Okay. And what age group is your target advice

[Speaker 2] We have a wide variety of listeners from 20s to 40s, I'd say.

[Speaker 1] Good section of people... Driving home from work?

[Speaker 2] No, I am not driving home. I cannot drive because I am blind. I take a taxi.

I am fun. I am older. I am a man. I enjoy meeting people.

I like to cook. I try to cook healthy meals.

I have a lot of friends.

I am a DJ for work. I am blind. I use a cane.

I work at a radio station.

I enjoy my work.

I take a taxi to work.

[Speaker 1] How is work going? Have you performed at any bars or clubs?

[Speaker 2] I did that once years ago.  My friend Bob helped me a lot.  It was difficult but kind of fun.

[Speaker 1] It would be quite interesting to see how you are performing as a DJ but I think I am quite old for bars and clubs. Where do you work at the moment?

[Speaker 2] The radio station here in town.  I have a good time taking calls from people on my local interest show.  Spinning records at a club is very high energy.

[Speaker 1] Maybe I should call on your show so we can give few recipes of healthy food? I have few in mind which I think will be interesting

[Speaker 2] Yes, that it the kind of thing people seem to enjoy.  Do you have a fudge brownie with sunflower seeds recipe?

[Speaker 1] Never tried to make a brownies before to be honest. Mostly  I like to experiment with vegan food lately. Did you had any celebrity on your radio show?

[Speaker 2] Some guy named Nathan Fillion called in.  He was trying to get some science fiction TV show he was on from getting canceled.  Honestly blind people watch TV, but the difference between science fiction and sap operas is small when you can not see the space ships.

I have a lot of friends.

I am a DJ at a radio station in town . I am blind. I use a cane.

I enjoy my work. I take a taxi to work.

I used to perform. I have a friend Bob.

I have spoken with Nathan Fillian.

[Speaker 1] How long have you been working for the station?

[Speaker 2] Gosh, it's going on six years now. Hard to believe it's been that long. Must be because I love it there so much. They're really good to me and it's not the easiest thing to find the right job when you can't see, you know?

[Speaker 1] I can only imagine how difficult it is to be a dj but add being blind on top of that and I bet it is a 1000 times harder. You are an inspiration. What kind of music does your station play?

[Speaker 2] Thank you for the kind words. We're pretty eclectic over there -- we do a lot of classic rock and pop, but we also do some electronica and house music. Some purely experimental stuff. Some comedy and old-time radio dramas, even. I love that they're open to anything that's good -- and so are the listeners.

[Speaker 1] Wow! That sound's really interesting. There's not too many stations that present that kind of variety. I feel like having that variety though is the best way to compete with the podcast boom. Have you ever though about returning to perform?

[Speaker 2] I've thought about it, but I don't known if it's something I'll ever do. I still had my sight when I used to do that, and I don't know if I can do what I did in this condition. That's why I like the medium of radio -- it's a lot safer and more comforting for someone like me.

[Speaker 1] That makes a lot of sense. Getting older my sight is starting to lose its sharpness, and it can be a pain so I can only imagine how hard it is to be completely blind. I once had a blind friend when I was in my 30s. He really let it get to him and his value of life went way down, so it's good to see someone who didn't let blindness get the best of them.

[Speaker 2] My friends help a lot -- yourself included. Having a support system around you is so important. If you don't have that, it's very easy to become reclusive and withdrawn and just stay home all day. It's scary as hell going out there in the big world without knowing what you're missing -- the first time I did it, it was terrifying just walking a block from my apartment.

[Speaker 1] Man, what a story of courage you are! I just had a great idea: how would you like to come over for dinner sometime? I feel like you will enjoy my food, and we can share the tasty experience together, bridging the gap between sight and blindness and meeting in the sensory experience of taste.

[Speaker 2] Wow, with that beautiful description, how could I refuse? That sounds like a wonderful idea and I am honored by the invitation, my friend! Just one question: will it be a vegan meal (just need to know if I should eat beforehand, lol!) Totally kidding -- just like giving my vegan friends a hard time!

[Speaker 1] Haha that's a great joke lol. If you leave my house and are not full, I will eat a steak, that's how confident I am in my vegan dishes. Haha Have you ever had a complete vegan meal before?

[Speaker 2] No, I never have. But I trust you and I'm sure it will be delicious and filling and a lot of tofu. Should I bring a couple of porterhouse steaks, just in case though?

I am fun. I am an older man. I enjoy meeting people.

I like to cook. I enjoy cooking healthy meals. I like vegan food. I am vegan.

I am inspired by perseverance.

I think that variety is the best way to compete with newer and innovative forms of entertainment that are gaining traction.

I am beginning to lose sharpness in my sight. I had a blind friend when I was younger.

I have a lot of friends. I have a friend Bob.

I am a DJ at a radio station in town for six years. I enjoy working at the radio station. I am blind. I use a cane.

I enjoy my work. I take a taxi to work.

I have spoken with Nathan Fillian.

I play a variety of eclectic music at the radio station I work at.

I used to perform. I have considered returning to performing. I like that radio is safer and more comforting for me.

I think having a support system is a significant part of maintaining good quality of life for a blind person.

I am not vegan. I have never eaten a completely vegan meal before.

[Speaker 1] Is there anything I should bring to our dinner?

[Speaker 2] I feel like I should be asking you that question since you're hosting.  Do you want me to bring any food or drinks, or anything else?

[Speaker 1] IM making a spiced tofu dish.  I hope you enjoy it.  But if you want to find a wine that pairs with that, that would be great!

[Speaker 2] Okay, I'll ask a friend who knows a lot about wine what they'd suggest and then bring a bottle. Hey, I know, do you want me to bring some music? What types of genres do you like?

[Speaker 1] I heard your show last night and have been loving the music you played.  Who was the band you opened with they were good.

[Speaker 2] I think you're referring to the Fuzzy Dice.  I like them too.  Would you like me to bring some music by them, and maybe some other similar bands?

[Speaker 1] I would love more of them!  Who else would you recomend or should I just wait and be suprised?

[Speaker 2] Let me look through my catalogs and come up with a good mix.  I'll try to bring some music you probably haven't heard to expand your horizons and maybe help you find something new.  But I'll also bring some music I think will be familiar and enjoyable in case you don't like the horizon-expanding stuff.  I'm really looking forward to our dinner!

[Speaker 1] I cant wait!  also how spicy do you like your food.  I have been told I make food to hot, I have a high heat tolerance.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, just to be safe I think we should assume that I don't take spicy food as well as you do, although I've never really had a major problem with it.  I'll bring some Pepto Bismal just to be safe.

[Speaker 1] sounds good.  I have some Diya cheese to go with it that should help bring the heat down.  I am making an arugula salad to go with it too.

[Speaker 2] Wow, all of this sounds so great.  You might make me a vegan before this is all said and done.  What do you think about making this a regular thing?  I'd host you next time, of course.  Then you'll get to learn what blind cooking is like.


I am married.
I am about to have another kid.
I love to show my talents.
I am emotionally unstable.
I take care of my kids during the day.

I enjoy being on the water.
I enjoy the swimmers that are stif.
I live along the coast.
I spend a lot of time on my boat.
Fish is my favorite food.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how is going day?

[Speaker 2] Hello, good. How are you?

[Speaker 1] Am fine, I've stay with my mom

[Speaker 2] Why, is she I'll? I am going on a boat fishing today?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I've married. You?

[Speaker 2] No I'm too busy at my fishing job.

[Speaker 1] Ok, what is your hobbies

[Speaker 2] Mainly just fishing and boating. I really like to eat fish like tuna

[Speaker 1] I've pregnant, are you married

[Speaker 2] Congratulations! No, I'm not married. Where do you live?

[Speaker 1] Am from nj, where do you live?

[Speaker 2] Do you know where cape hatteras is? That's where I'm.

[Speaker 1] My husband work as a engineer

[Speaker 2] Oh, neat. My absolute favorite fish is rock fish.


I love spanish movements.
I like cheesy foods.
I left my work to see the world.
I make software.
I am involved with digital currency.

Mother in phone stuff.

My pop makes cars.

I would much rather get paid to play my guitar all day.

I am with family and practicing the guitar.

My mom is an artist.

[Speaker 1] Hi there! How are you?

[Speaker 2] Hey, I am good. How are you?

[Speaker 1] Just planning my travels. I am going to quit work and just go for a couple months

[Speaker 2] What are the plans? Where are the plans?

[Speaker 1] Well, I enjoy dancing salsa, so I am thinking mediterranean

[Speaker 2] Oh that's interesting. I hope you have fun.

[Speaker 1] Thank you. I do engineering, so I am sure it beats that!

[Speaker 2] I am sure it does. Well my dream is to play drums for a living.

[Speaker 1] My dream is pizza in italy! Nearly there! Haha.

[Speaker 2] I'm not sure how that makes sense. But I'm going to just go with it.

[Speaker 1] Because of my travels. I guess this current project involving bitcoins has my brain fried!

[Speaker 2] I have invested in bitcoin. Not a bad investment.

[Speaker 1] Oh really? That is smart. What else do you do?

[Speaker 2] The value increases and decreases a lot, its good to keep track of it.


I like music.
I like to go for bike rides.
I'm a vegan.
I like the guitar.
I like to skateboard.

I am a gentle giant.
My family comes first to me.
I have survived near death experiences.
I prefer reading to sports.
I sometimes drive fast.

I enjoy listening to some good tunes.

Riding my huffy is my favorite.

I do not eat meat, dairy, or animal by products.

Acoustic sounds so good.

I enjoy cruising around on a flat board with four wheels.

I am very sensitive.

My number one priority are my parents and siblings.

I was almost killed in car accidents.

I don't like to watch tv.

I'm a thrill seeker.

[Speaker 1] What have you been up to today?

[Speaker 2] Nothing much took my dog to get groomed you?

[Speaker 1] What kind of dog do you have? I love animals!

[Speaker 2] I love my family nothing is before them

[Speaker 1] That is great. I don't even eat meat because animals are like family to me

[Speaker 2] I have a maltese she is so cute with her bow, we almost died

[Speaker 1] How did you almost die??

[Speaker 2] I feel you me either, driving to freaking fast

[Speaker 1] Oh I prefer to take my bike or skateboard. Not much for cars.

[Speaker 2] I like sports but I rather read about them

[Speaker 1] Anything else you do for fun? I love music, especially ripping on my guitar

[Speaker 2] I understand why, I am so big but so sweet on her.

[Speaker 1] That is too cute! I love that

[Speaker 2] Not really, I like to work also got bills to catch up on.

I love animals.

I am a vegetarian.

I like to go for bike rides. I like to skateboard. I don't like cars.

I like to play guitar. I love music.

I have a maltese dog. My dog is groomed.

I love my family.

I like to read. I like sports.

I like to work.

[Speaker 1] How is your maltese? Have you taken her to be groomed lately?

[Speaker 2] Yeah i took it yesterday she was leaving hair all over the house. She is fine though very playful. Do you love dogs?

[Speaker 1] I do like dogs but I don't have any. Oddly enough I'm allergic to most animals so I admire them from afar

[Speaker 2] What do you mean that's just sad, do you ever wish you could be able to have pets?

[Speaker 1] I always dream of having pets. If i could have any animal I would have a lion. Have you seen Tiger King?

[Speaker 2] Yes I have seen the documentary and its just sad and terrifying, how could you wish to have such a dangerous animal. What sort of allergies do you get when you are with most animals?

[Speaker 1] I get really bad allergies. Usually anaphylaxis. But I feel safe when I carry my epi pen

[Speaker 2] Oh yeah that's being safe because you never know when you'll ran into a dog or cat. Any bike ride planned?

[Speaker 1] No but I am going skating later today! There's a new skate park that I want to check out

[Speaker 2] Do you skate a lot or is it a one of thing?

[Speaker 1] I probably use my skateboard more than my bike. Probably even more than I walk! #skateislife

[Speaker 2] I have never skated, you should invite me to the park someday

I am a vegetarian.

I have a skateboard and a bike.  I like to go for bike rides. I like skating. I like to skateboard. I don't like cars.

I like to play guitar. I love music.

I like dogs. I am allergic to many animals. I do not have any pets. I like lions.

I have an epi pen for my allergies.

I love my family.

I like to read. I like sports.

I like to work.

I am scared of lions.

I have never skated before.

[Speaker 1] That new skate park is totally awesome. I had it all to myself because it was so cold.

[Speaker 2] That's rad! So cool that you got to experience it all by yourself for the first time. No scooter kids to trip you up, what a concept! You're lucky to have one so close by!

[Speaker 1] Close is good, of course, but I don't mind traveling a bit to get to a good one. There used to be one about half and hour's ride from me but it closed because there were too many injuries.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, the injuries are what scares me. I've seen some videos that are truly horrific and the way some of these guys launch themselves off of the tops of stairs and down railings and stuff, I'm not surprised. That's what's kept me from skating, honestly. I don't like the sight of my own blood.

[Speaker 1] I've never considered skating to be dangerous, it's trying to outdo the next idiot that causes injuries. It's probable safer for me to be on my board than it is riding the bike to the park. Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive.

[Speaker 2] No argument there. I've definitely seen dumber stuff from people in cars than people on boards. I think in addition to a driving test, you should have to take an IQ test to get a license. And maybe get x-rays to make sure there's a brain in the head. You're not driving at all, are you?

[Speaker 1] I did get the license, and the folks would let me use the car if I would pay for my insurance. I guess I need to put down the guitar and get a job or figure out a way for my fun and hobbies to pay the bills.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, just gotta find that balance. It can be challenging, but you'll figure it out. Whatever you do, don't give up on that guitar completely. You have a rare talent for it that not a lot of people possess and you love music more than anyone I know.

[Speaker 1] Starving Artist - that's me not too far down the road unless I find means to a paycheck. I know some people just work to pay for their time off, that sounds like drudgery. Know what I mean?

[Speaker 2] Yup, sure do. It's that old song lyric, "Everybody's working for the weekend..." Some people hear that as a party anthem but it always sounded like a tragedy to me, a story of a life gone wrong. It's something to avoid, if you can -- especially for someone like yourself, who aspires to bigger and better things. And who can achieve them, I have no doubt.

[Speaker 1] You're blowing smoke up my butt...lol. How about you get some time off and we will go to the zoo. Tell your boss I said you need R&R.

[Speaker 2] Just because smoke is blowing doesn't mean it's not true, lol! Don't worry, my boss already knows I need R&R -- he's seen me at my worst! I haven't been to the zoo in years. They still have animals there, right?


I work with automobiles.
I can watch tv for hours.
I wish I had a higher salary.
Pasta is my favorite meal.

I fly a plane.

Bugs without 8 legs are fine.

I'm in an army family.

I have a long distance relationship.

I've two dogs, their names start with a b and the other with a c.

[Speaker 1] Hi I'm julie and I make model cars for a living

[Speaker 2] Hi julie I work for an airline.

[Speaker 1] I can sit on the couch all day and like it

[Speaker 2] That would be nice. I just sit in a chair and fly.

[Speaker 1] I make about 30k a year, and I enjoy eating mac n cheese

[Speaker 2] Are you afraid of anything? I cannot stand the sight of insects.

[Speaker 1] I hate spiders, spiders just get to me a lot.

[Speaker 2] Me too! They are the worst. I have to call my gf in slc to complain.

[Speaker 1] What did she say when you have complained?

[Speaker 2] Says get over it, kill the spider yourself, you are a pilot.

[Speaker 1] Yeah well big spiders are not my thing. Its something I'm working on.

[Speaker 2] So do you like dogs?

[Speaker 1] I do but my apartment does not allow it.

[Speaker 2] Sad my beagles would not like that arrangement

[Speaker 1] Yeah, its not my choice but its the landlord

[Speaker 2] What do your parents do? Mine were military.


I own 4 cats.
My favorite band is metallica.
I'm a college student.
I ride a unicycle.

My favorite color is purple.
I am a 1st grade teacher.
I've a 3 year old.
My father is a preacher.
I go to church on sunday.

I've a army of kittens.
I like rock music.
Trying to pick my major is hard.
I use a uni bike.

I like lilac and pink.
I teach in elementary school.
I've a little son.
The priest here is my dad.
I'm a spiritual person.

[Speaker 1] Hello how are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] I'm good, how are you?

[Speaker 1] I am listening to so metal, metallica actually. They are my favorite.

[Speaker 2] Nice. I am currently grading homework. I teach 1st graders

[Speaker 1] Ahh I'm actually a sophomore in college.

[Speaker 2] I'm preparing my 3 year old for college, can never start too early

[Speaker 1] Well I don't have any kids yet just four cats.

[Speaker 2] I'd love to see a purple cat! Its my favorite color

[Speaker 1] Oh my favorite color is blue. Any hobbies?

[Speaker 2] Not really. I really love church though, maybe because my dad is a preacher. You?

[Speaker 1] Well I do a circus act where I go over a wire on a unicycle.

[Speaker 2] That sounds fun! Have you ever fell?

[Speaker 1] Just once luckily it was not during a live performance. Would have been embarrassed.

[Speaker 2] Well since I will be at church sunday, I will pray for you to be successful

I like metal music. I like Metallica.

I am a college student.

I don't have kids. I have cats.

My favorite color is blue.

I am in a circus. I can ride a unicycle.

I teaches 1st grade.
I have a 3 year old.
My favorite color is purple.
I love church. My dad is a preacher.

[Speaker 1] I was able to finish all of the homework!

[Speaker 2] Well done that's nice to hear. Now in a free time what are you up to?

[Speaker 1] I think I may go practice my unicycle. I have a performance for the circus this weekend. You should bring your daughter to see it.

[Speaker 2] Would be nice to see your performance. I will definitely bring my daughter if there are no animal performances in your circus.

[Speaker 1] Nope.  No animals any more.   I wouldn't be able to work with them if they continued using them. It's inhumane.  How's 1st grade going? How are the kids this year?

[Speaker 2] You know it's every year the same some kids are very quite and some are very loud, can't blame them though they are just kids. When you will have one you will know about it hehe. by the way what time is starting the circus on Sunday as I have to go to church in the morning otherwise my dad will be upset.

[Speaker 1] I do look forward to  having kids one day.  It starts at 2pm.  If  you're a little late, that's ok.  The opening show has a loud number by Metallica. Guess who  picked that one?!?

[Speaker 2] OMG you are very happy that you boss allowed Metallica song, to be honest happy for you every good moment matters. I will probably come little bit late although I am fine with Metallica but don't think it's very nice for my daughter.

[Speaker 1] Haha... true.  Don't tell your Dad about the music!  If you want to come over after to see my kitty, your'e welcome to.

[Speaker 2] I would love to, my daughter also likes cats. If it will be raining that day you can recognize me by my favourite purple coat

[Speaker 1] I love that purple coat!  make sure your daughter wears the blue one i gave her.

[Speaker 2] Of course that's her favourite one, next time you can give her blue pants to match the coat

I like metal music. I like Metallica.

I am a college student.

I don't have kids. I have cats. I have a kitten.

My favorite color is blue.

I care about animal rights.

I teaches 1st grade.

I have a 3 year old daughter.

I love church. I go to church. My dad is a preacher.

I care about animal rights.

My favorite color is purple. I have a purple coat. My daughter and I like cats. My daughter likes blue.

[Speaker 1] My unicycle practice went well, by the way.

[Speaker 2] Oh, and why is that? Any special reason?

[Speaker 1] We have been busy practicing a new routine for the upcomming circus in town. I hope it all goes well!

[Speaker 2] Oh wow me too. Do you take care of the animals well in the circus?

[Speaker 1] Absolutely! I got to feed the tigers last night and they really love their meat. How is your daughter doing?

[Speaker 2] She's doing great. How is your family?

[Speaker 1] Glad to hear. Everyone is doing well. I can't wait for spring break to go home and visit. I bet you are excited for spring break too!

[Speaker 2] Yes, of course! Finally some time away. Not that I don't love my students.

[Speaker 1] I'm sure your students are excited too! Any plans during your break? I am going to see a Metallica cover band while i'm home

[Speaker 2] Oh, what are they called? I'm probably going to spend time with my daughter and help out at church

[Speaker 1] Sounds like fun! The band is called Damage Inc. I have seen them play once before and it was awesome!

[Speaker 2] Oh, cool! I haven't really heard Metallica. Should I start?


I like getting dishes.
My grandma is a guest in my home.
I haven't seen him for 24 months.
I love felines.

I've found myself wanting to stay indoors more recently.

I am looking for a new house.

I love animals.

I reside living with my father and bro.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] I feel really down, depressed and going out is not helping

[Speaker 1] Sorry to here about that, hope you feel better soon

[Speaker 2] I'm hoping to get to a new place soon

[Speaker 1] I hope you will get so way that you love

[Speaker 2] I mean move out with my cat

[Speaker 1] That sound good, I'm a dog person

[Speaker 2] Coz I live with my father and my bro

[Speaker 1] What is your cat name

[Speaker 2] I think my cat helps ke with my anxiety

[Speaker 1] Yes I no what you mean

[Speaker 2] My cat s name is oli

[Speaker 1] That's very u neat name

[Speaker 2] What is your dog s name though?


Hotdogs are my favorite food.

I like reading horror novels.

My favorite drink is pepsi.

My weekends are filled with bird watching.

I work as a librarian.

I m in an education program, and hope to teach kindergarten when I graduate.

I just started dating someone new.

I like visiting art museums in my spare time.

I m a student.

I like dogs you can eat.

I like scary movies.

I love cola products.

On saturdays and sundays, I spend the day in the forest with a local birding group.

I love books so much.

I am a teacher for five year olds.
I met a partner recently.
I like to learn about history.
I'm learning.

[Speaker 1] Hey, what is your favorite food? Mine is hotdogs.

[Speaker 2] Anything my new boyfriend suggests. I like new foods.

[Speaker 1] That's strange. Does he suggest pepsi? That's the best drink.

[Speaker 2] He is a chef which is great because I'm always studying.

[Speaker 1] What do you study? I'm a librarian, so I'm surrounded by students.

[Speaker 2] Education, my goal is to be a kindergarten teacher.

[Speaker 1] That's a great goal! What do you like to do for fun?

[Speaker 2] I like to see new works of art at the guggenheim. What do you do?

[Speaker 1] Read horror novels, and on the weekends I do a lot of bird watching.

[Speaker 2] That's a big difference! Do you get a lot of time to read?

[Speaker 1] I do! Since I work in a library, I'm always around books. Do you?

[Speaker 2] That's true, lol. I do very much but mostly I study.

[Speaker 1] That isn't such a bad thing.

[Speaker 2] No but I'd like to read about art for fun.

[Speaker 1] I recommend it! Do you like horror novels at all?

[Speaker 2] I do not. I am a chicken.

My favorite food is hotdogs.

Pepsi is the best drink.

I am a librarian. I read at work.

I read horror novels.  I like bird watching.

I recommend reading books about art.

I have a new boyfriend. I like trying new foods.

My boyfriend is a chef.

I am studying in school to be a teacher.

I like the Guggenheim.

Horror novels scare me.

[Speaker 1] I saw a family of Cardinals yesterday.

[Speaker 2] Really, where did you see them ? they are rare to see nowadays as a result of habitat fragmentation and especially maple trees

[Speaker 1] There's a walking trail a few miles outside of the city. I took a trip there and saw the cardinals and some other rare birds there

[Speaker 2] I am sure it must have been amazing you had told me how much you would love to see them. Will you be going back to that trip?

[Speaker 1] Hopefully when I get some time off from work again I will go back. The library has been so busy lately

[Speaker 2] Yeah its holidays I guess people are trying to read, I have been spending time with my boyfriend just getting to know each other.

[Speaker 1] Aww that is sweet! Has he made you any special meals yet?

[Speaker 2] He is a sous chef but he is trying to be less specific I am his taster for the time being. Last night was street food and we had hotdogs

[Speaker 1] Yum my favorite! Interestingly I recently met someone who makes homemade hot dogs. I might have a small crush on them

[Speaker 2] I know that's you favorite and a soft spot to your heart. Tell me more?

[Speaker 1] Well I met him on my trip and he helped me pick up my stuff after I dropped my bag. It was such a nice gesture

[Speaker 2] That's stuff for movies am really happy for you, he might be the one. Does he also like bird watching?

My favorite food is hotdogs.

Pepsi is the best drink.

I am a librarian. I read at work. I read horror novels. I recommend reading books about art.

I like bird watching.

I live near the city.

I have a crush on someone.

I went on a trip recently. I dropped my bag.

I have a new boyfriend. My boyfriend is a chef. I eat my boyfriend's food that he makes. I like trying new foods.

I like the Guggenheim.

Horror novels scare me.

[Speaker 1] I just saw the guy I have a crush on, we went on a date.

[Speaker 2] Wow!  So where did he take you?  Spare no details!!

[Speaker 1] Someone told him I love hot dogs. So he took me to a place in town that does all sorts of kinds. Top Weiner. Ever been there?

[Speaker 2] No, never heard of it, but I wonder how he knew that hot dogs were your favorite food?  Did you go anywhere after eating?

[Speaker 1] Took a walk around town and chatted for a bit. Ask your boyfriend if he knows the place. Probably knows all the restaurants in town right?

[Speaker 2] He might know it.  Have you tasted you new boyfriend's homemade hotdogs yet?  My boyfriend is jealous and wants to see how he makes them.

[Speaker 1] I don't even know what that means, but I definitely wouldn't call him my boyfriend yet. Don't want to get ahead of myself,

[Speaker 2] Oh, I thought your new crush made his own homemade hotdogs.  Anyway, do you think you will meet him again for another date?

[Speaker 1] I hope so. I let him know I had a good time, but I haven't heard back yet. Hopefully it's not because he didnt.

[Speaker 2] I'm sure he had a good time.  Did you have any other interests in common, does he like books too?

[Speaker 1] He does, but told me his favorite book was twilight. So I'm thinking we might not like the same books. Which is a shame.

[Speaker 2] Well that is only one part of his life.  You might find other things in common.  Did you tell him you work at the library?  Maybe he will stop in.


I recently graduated from college.
I am a patriot.
I'm a mother.
The sky looks beautiful to me.

My kitten has a name.

I found some great gold studs today.

I enjoy painting.

My favorite time of day is when it is late.

Papa johns has the best entrees.

[Speaker 1] Hello. I am private bryan.

[Speaker 2] Hello! How are you doing today

[Speaker 1] Good thanks. I am home on leave from the army. You?

[Speaker 2] That's great! I just got new earrings today!

[Speaker 1] My name is charlie. What kind of earrings?

[Speaker 2] Hoop earrings, what is crazy is I've a cat named charlie.

[Speaker 1] Me too actually! I also just got hoop earrings.

[Speaker 2] How weird, do you like draw?

[Speaker 1] I'm an artist. I want to make my own earrings.

[Speaker 2] Lol I'm an artist too! But I love pizza so I think I'll make art with food

[Speaker 1] I also love pizza! I love to eat it at night.

[Speaker 2] Lol night is also my fave, I always go to bed late

[Speaker 1] Me too. I am always up super late.

[Speaker 2] I know, it is so hard to be on time


I am very good at speaking different languages.

I take care of lost pets.

I love italian cuisine.

My mom is employed as a financial institution.

My mother raised me.

I did something I regret.

I feel the need to relocate.

I don't like the way people see me.

I am very hard on myself and have low self esteem.

[Speaker 1] My mother is off from work today she works in a bank

[Speaker 2] Oh wow I wish I could work in a bank

[Speaker 1] You'd love to work in a bank

[Speaker 2] I wish I could to move to the other side ot the town

[Speaker 1] My french is really good english is poor

[Speaker 2] I wish I ould take that mistake back

[Speaker 1] My mother was divorce when she had me never knew my father

[Speaker 2] My father is worse than my harsh inner critic

[Speaker 1] I enjoy my job the babies animals are so cute

[Speaker 2] I do not love my reputation

[Speaker 1] Mushroom ravioli is so good I can have that for dinner everyday

[Speaker 2] I've a difficult inner critic

[Speaker 1] Why is that you have a inner critic

[Speaker 2] I want to be perfect


I like to travel.

I love rock music, especially boy groups.

I really like starbucks!.

I'm going to manage a gallery when I get out of college.

I just sold my first painting!.

I enjoy hearing others stories.

I love arts and crafts.

I lived in the country when I was younger.

I used to live in virginia now I live in pennsylvania.

[Speaker 1] What do you consider is the best city in the world?

[Speaker 2] Richmond! I used to live there, in va. I live in pa now.

[Speaker 1] Will have to check it out.. People always say new york.. Didn't like it

[Speaker 2] I bet. I was born and raised on a large farm. I really miss it.

[Speaker 1] What was your favorite part about it?

[Speaker 2] The animals and wide open space. I live in a small apartment now.

[Speaker 1] Me too! Panting doesn't pay enough for an average sized apartment

[Speaker 2] At least you are creative! I love doing beadwork with my own patterns.

[Speaker 1] Sounds fun... But creativity only gets you so far...

[Speaker 2] Would reading help? I enjoy reading. Stories help me feel creative.

[Speaker 1] It does.. I ind music to help with that... Beastie boys for example

[Speaker 2] I can imagine their music really helps. What do you like to paint?

[Speaker 1] People, I love seeing their soul come to live on the paper

[Speaker 2] That sounds great. I should try creating people using beadwork sometime.

[Speaker 1] I'd love to see that

[Speaker 2] Do you prefer to paint realistic people? Or do you prefer a unique style?


I like to draw.
I've 5 brothers and sisters.
I ride a bike.
I work as a waitress.

I am very shy.
I am a childrens librarian.
I've no children of my own.
I wear glasses.
I'm recently divorced.

I enjoy art.

My parents had six children.

I love to exercise on a machine with two wheels and foot powered pedals.

I'm employed in the food industry.

I am very reserved and timid.

I work in the kids section at the local library.

I would like to have kids one day.

I've to put in my contacts every morning.

Not long ago I was married but no longer.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how many siblings do you have?

[Speaker 2] Hello. I have two, and no children of my own. That is why I'm divorced.

[Speaker 1] That is too bad. I'm a waitress with 5 siblings.

[Speaker 2] Oh wow. I'm a librarian in the childrens department. They love my glasses.

[Speaker 1] How sweet. I like to ride bikes but I usually drive my civic to work

[Speaker 2] I like to hike, as I'm shy and don't like to hang out with others.

[Speaker 1] I love drawing in my spare time.

[Speaker 2] I love spending time with my dog and cat.

[Speaker 1] Do they get along well?

[Speaker 2] They do. Do you have any pets?

[Speaker 1] Yes, a lizard named scruffy.

[Speaker 2] I love lizards, and what a great name!

[Speaker 1] Thank you. What are your pets names?

[Speaker 2] Sirius and panzer. How old is scruffy?

[Speaker 1] 5 years, lizards live quite a long time.

[Speaker 2] That they do. A friend has one who is 13

I am a waitress. I have five siblings.
I drive a civic. I like to ride bikes.
I love to draw.
I have a lizard named Scruffy.
My lizard is 5 years old.

I have two siblings. I have no children. I am divorced.

I am a librarian. I wear glasses

I like to hike. I am very shy. I don't like to hang out with others

I have a dog and cat.

My pet's names are Sirius and Panzer

I love lizards.

[Speaker 1] My children all played outside today and I started drawing a nature scene.

[Speaker 2] What scene did you start to draw?

[Speaker 1] Well we live near a lake in Michigan so I decided to draw the lake view and trees. Where are you from?

[Speaker 2] I love landscapes. When you will finish it, I would like to see it. I am from California. I moved here 2 years ago. Have you ever lived anywhere else?

[Speaker 1] I hope to have it finished by the end of the day if nothing comes up! I'd love to show it to you when it's done. I was born and raised here in Michigan so I've always lived here but i love to travel! My family and I are actually planning a trip to California soon! Do you guys travel often?

[Speaker 2] Yes! Whenever I can, I always try to travel to see new places. I have Steve, one of my brother, that lives here and he can look after my pets when I am away. This is quite handy for me!

[Speaker 1] That's good. We try to take scruffy with us where we can. He tends to enjoy the long rides. What places have you visited or plan to visit?

[Speaker 2] I would love to do the same and take Sirius and Panzer with me, but being alone would be a bit complicated for me to look after them and enjoy my trip. Lately I went to the Niagara Falls for one week. I loved it! Have you ever been there?

[Speaker 1] Niagara falls is absolutely beautiful! I've been there a few time since my sister and her husband live in New York. The Big Apple is one of my favorite places to visit! I've probably seen most of the East Coast aside from Georgia and Florida. But a trip to Florida is on my bucket list. Do you have any hobbies?

I am a waitress. I have five siblings. I have children.

I drive a civic. I like to ride bikes.

I love to draw.

I have a 5-year-old lizard named Scruffy.

I live in rural Michigan. I was born and raised in Michigan. I love to travel. I have travelled to Niagara Falls and NYC.

I have two siblings. I have a brother named Steve. I have no children. I am divorced.

I am a librarian. I wear glasses

I have a dog and cat. My pet's names are Sirius and Panzer

I love lizards.

I live in California. I like paintings.

I travel often. I visited Niagara Falls.

[Speaker 1] I finished the painting that you asked to see.

[Speaker 2] Can you tell me what it is? When can I see it?

[Speaker 1] The next time you're here you can see it.  I painted the Niagara Falls.

[Speaker 2] That's got to be really beautiful. How long did that take you?

[Speaker 1] It took me a week

[Speaker 2] Did you use oils or watercolors?

[Speaker 1] I used oils for this painting.  I generally prefer oils over watercolors.

[Speaker 2] I bet the colors came through a lot better too. Did you base it off a photo you took?

[Speaker 1] Yes I did.  It turned out great.

[Speaker 2] Do you have your next project in mind?

[Speaker 1] I might paint the NYC skyline

[Speaker 2] A lot of different angles to paint it from. Do you have one in mind?


I cannot stop eating when I get anxious.

I am a clean freak.

I like babies.

I am flashy.

I love children.

I like to use tobacco products everyday.

I would like to return to the living as a hippo.

I am not a picky eater.

I like mixing things together to my preference.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you today

[Speaker 2] I smoke a lot and like to spike my coffee! Yeah!

[Speaker 1] Nice do you go to work after

[Speaker 2] No. Retired now but enjoy my meatloaf every day. How are you?

[Speaker 1] I am good and you

[Speaker 2] Great today. Would like to be a hippo when reincarnated. You?

[Speaker 1] I guess being a dog would be good

[Speaker 2] True. But hippos are just so free and huge, you know?

[Speaker 1] Yeah and they scare gators away

[Speaker 2] Ha ha. You live near gators? Too far north here.

[Speaker 1] No but hippos scare them out of hte water

[Speaker 2] Why would you like to be a dog?

[Speaker 1] They live the easiest life

[Speaker 2] Dogs can be a bit needy, though, unlike cats.


I don't like to change my style.
I donate my time to rescues.
I can move my body to music.
I can not spell to save my life.

Studying peoples lives helps me fall asleep.

I enjoy simple but filling foods.

I enjoy thrash metal.

I work out as often as I can.

[Speaker 1] Hello, this is sarah with long blonde hair.

[Speaker 2] Hi, I am william. Do you thrash that hair? Then metallica is right for you!

[Speaker 1] Yes. It is down to my knees! But it is hard to dance with this hair

[Speaker 2] Early! Rock on! I could imagine, the strain. But no pain no gain.

[Speaker 1] Exactleee.. Oops I am not great at spelling

[Speaker 2] Lol no worries. So whats you are favorite food?

[Speaker 1] Italian for sure. I'm a sucker for red sauce! And you?

[Speaker 2] Rice with chicken. No doubt. Yellow rice preferred!

[Speaker 1] Yes with saffron! Its my go to rice most of the time!

[Speaker 2] Normally before a good meal like that, I head to the gym.

[Speaker 1] I'm an animal person and volunteer at the shelter.

[Speaker 2] Animals are great. Silly question would you ever play them metallica?

[Speaker 1] Yes! Of course! All time fav band!

[Speaker 2] Awesome red sauce! Ahahah.


I've two younger brothers.

My youth was spent in the public housing in a major city in illinois.

I work in a restaurant.

I was raised by my mom.

I jam on the skins.

I have an eclectic taste in music.

I like fruit.

I live by the ocean.

I've a weird hobby of hunting giant reptiles in remote locations!.

Love my iphone and wouldn't trade it for any other type of phone.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing today

[Speaker 2] I'm good, and how about you?

[Speaker 1] I'm doing alright

[Speaker 2] Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 1] Yes playing sports and bakingand you

[Speaker 2] I love to go snorkeling.

[Speaker 1] That sounds like fun

[Speaker 2] It is a blast! I love the ocean!

[Speaker 1] I love being in the water period

[Speaker 2] Very true. What is your favorite food? I love fresh mangos, especially for breakfast.

[Speaker 1] I loves food I'm from md so we love crabs

[Speaker 2] Yes, crabs are so good, and lobster!

[Speaker 1] Ewww I don't like lobster

[Speaker 2] What! Wow! It is a must for me! It was fun chatting with you.

[Speaker 1] It was fun chatting with you have a great night

[Speaker 2] You too! Enjoy your crabs next meal!


I've the over night shift in customer service.

I have a lot of money.

I feel at home on the water.

Winter is my favorite season.

I like the guy that plays in mobster rolls.

I love the shade of fire.
I enjoy fun and quirky things.
Older musical films are the best.
I spend a lot of time using my xbox.

[Speaker 1] Killer waves bro

[Speaker 2] Are you at the beach???

[Speaker 1] Naw, earlier. Bout to sleep and hit da waves at dawn

[Speaker 2] Be careful, so that you aren't gone with the wind, like my fav movie! ;

[Speaker 1] Ha, and I like taxi driver, well I guess this will be a short ride

[Speaker 2] Do you have other hobbies? What do you do?

[Speaker 1] I surf. Period. Minimum.

[Speaker 2] Hey, that's certainly enough, if it makes you happy! I like video games

[Speaker 1] Snowboarding videogames are sick

[Speaker 2] Surfing, snowboarding you seem like a thrill seeker! Are you a blonde surfer?

[Speaker 1] When my hair is not green. I've work this weekend f graveyard shift

[Speaker 2] Ll mine is purple, but that's not my favorite color! What do you do?

[Speaker 1] Surf. Period. Minimum.

[Speaker 2] Gotcha! Do you surf along or with buddies?


I watch espn.
I love those sleek italian cars.
I am in good shape.
I have several rides.
Lebron is my favorite player.

I like to stay fit and grow my brain.
I aspire to be a professional musician.
I like to educate myself.
I am studying chemistry.

[Speaker 1] Well hello how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Good hello how are you today?

[Speaker 1] I am doing fine I am alice, whats your name?

[Speaker 2] You can call me bob

[Speaker 1] Ok bob do you like sports?

[Speaker 2] No I would rather play my guitar

[Speaker 1] Do you play in a band bob

[Speaker 2] I am the lead singer of the band

[Speaker 1] Really what is the name of your band?

[Speaker 2] The hot dog lovers inc

[Speaker 1] That's a strange name for a band

[Speaker 2] That's funny, I do not get along with my wife

[Speaker 1] Why does she not like the hotdogs?

[Speaker 2] I guess that must be it

[Speaker 1] Maybe change the name of your band

[Speaker 2] Maybe change your face


My children vist often.

I live in a retirement home.

My grandson s favorite type of cake is chocolate.

I'm an old woman.

I like to bake for them.

I do not eat well.

I sleep most of the day.

I am not social.

I work in a factory.

I'm very unproductive unless it comes to my job.

I see my kids pretty regularly.

I stay in an assistant living facility.

My family enjoys sweets that are extra sweet.

I'm mature lady.

I like to make cookies.

I'm unhealthy.

I spend my afternoon hours relaxing.

I don't enjoy spending time with people.

I'm a labor worker.

I am so lazy at home but not at work.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing tonight?

[Speaker 2] I'm good how about you?

[Speaker 1] I am baking some pies and cookies right now

[Speaker 2] Nice, can I get some? I can't eat well

[Speaker 1] I love to cook for my grandchildren

[Speaker 2] How many grandchildren do you have? Do the sleep all day like me?

[Speaker 1] Yes I usually do. I am always in pain

[Speaker 2] What kind of pain? Being social is not my cup of tea

[Speaker 1] I've really bad arthritis and I recently got into a car wreck

[Speaker 2] Oh my, hope everything gets better

[Speaker 1] I am doing different therapies when money allows it

[Speaker 2] Do you work, I do in a factory

[Speaker 1] No I am retired I am 75 years old

[Speaker 2] Oh I see. I am really reliable in my job on other things I am not

[Speaker 1] What do you mean by that

[Speaker 2] I am lazy at home, but not at my job

I have grandchildren.

I am always in pain. I sleep all day.

I am doing different therapies.

I don't work. I am retired.

I can't eat well.

I sleep all day.

I am not social.

I work in a factory.

[Speaker 1] How is work at the factory going?

[Speaker 2] It's the usual grind. One of the few things I'm good at, heh. I pour everything into it. How is your body healing after that crash? Hope things are going better!

[Speaker 1] I am in constant pain after suffering a pretty significant back injury during the wreck.  I try to manage the pain.  What do you do at work in the factory?

[Speaker 2] I'm sorry to hear that. I make vehicles! We're one of the last remaining car manufacturers in the US, which is one of the reasons I take extra pride in my work. We have a legacy to uphold!

[Speaker 1] That is great!  Built in the USA with pride!!  Do you work 3rd shift?

[Speaker 2] Yeah, from 10-6. I have extra thick curtains to b lock out the pesky sunlight during the day.

[Speaker 1] Me too, that is exactly what I do to sleep during daylight hours.  Why do you have a hard time eating?

[Speaker 2] I struggle with GERD so I can't eat the foods I used to enjoy.

[Speaker 1] I am sorry to hear that.  Are you located in Detroit, where a lot of cars are made?

[Speaker 2] Yeah, it's one of the last remaining places for that sort of thing. The town's really declining fast and I really hope we can turn it around soon.

[Speaker 1] From what I have seen, it seems like that town is in really rough shape.  Seems like the Government should step in at some point.

[Speaker 2] Yeah. I just wish we could bring back more manufacturing firms to the US. It's honest, enjoyable work and I have no regrets pouring everything into it.

I don't work. I am retired. I have grandchildren.

I got into a crash and suffer from back pain. I am always in pain. I sleep all day. I have bad arthritis. I was recently in a car wreck.

I am doing different therapies.

I can't eat well.

I sleep all day.

I am not social.

I work in a factory. I work 3rd shift from 10-6. I am reliable in my job. I am not reliable in other things.

I am lazy at home. I am NOT lazy at my job. I work at a car manufacturer factory in the US. I work night shift.

I suffer from GERD.

I live in Detroit.

[Speaker 1] I saw on the news they might add another car manufacturer in Detroit!

[Speaker 2] That'll be great for folks looking for work there!

[Speaker 1] Yeah and I hear they're focusing on electric cars and they're looking for experienced workers for the first shift. Interested?

[Speaker 2] No thanks! I don't live in Detroit, but if I come across anyone that may be well suited for the job who's looking to move, I'll let them know! I met lots of strangers during my walks around my neighborhood and like hearing from them about their lives and careers, and I like passing along potentially helpful information. What news source did you see this on?

[Speaker 1] My son is a recruiter and he told me about that. I figured I'd let you know because I know that third shift isn't good for your GERD.

[Speaker 2] Oh, I thought you saw it on the news. Thanks for looking out for me! How's your son?

[Speaker 1] He's doing fine but he's looking to move to New York. Going to be tough for me to visit them wth my back. Can't take long flights.

[Speaker 2] Oh well hopefully after he moves he'll visit you often. I've always wanted to visit New York, but I wouldn't want to live there. Why is he looking to move there?

[Speaker 1] Just more opportunities for him, you know? Also he met apparently met someone and he thinks it's serious so he's moving there.


I'm male.
I like potatoes.
I work in accounting.
I lease my car.

I am 10 years old.
I like to watch tv.
My name is arnold.
I love ham and cheese sandwiches.

I want a girlfriend.
I enjoy eating white carbs.
My experience is in bookkeeping.
My mode of transportation is leased.

I'm a young girl.
I like the boob tube.
My nickname is arnie.
I love meat hoagies.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] Very good, I m only 10 years old

[Speaker 1] Wow, you are pretty young. Do you live with your parents?

[Speaker 2] Yes, they named me arnold. Do you like watching tv?

[Speaker 1] Not really. I eat a lot of potatoes though

[Speaker 2] I like ham and cheese on my sandwiches. Where are you from?

[Speaker 1] I am from around these parts. Are you male or female?

[Speaker 2] I am a male, what state are you from?

[Speaker 1] I'm from ohio. How about you?

[Speaker 2] I'm from florida, do you like ohio?

[Speaker 1] Yes, its a good state. I like driving my car around.

[Speaker 2] What car do you have?

[Speaker 1] Its a nice honda civic. I lease it

[Speaker 2] My dad has honda civic. He likes it

[Speaker 1] That is nice to hear. Does he like accounting?

[Speaker 2] I don t know, maybe he does

I do not watch a lot of tv. I eat a lot of potatoes.

I am from Ohio.

I lease a honda civic.

I am 10 years old boy from Florida.
My name is Arnold.
I like ham and cheese sandwiches.
My dad has a honda civic.
My dad is an accountant.

[Speaker 1] I drove in my car to a park. It was a lot of fun

[Speaker 2] How was the drive? I can't wait to come of age and drive

[Speaker 1] It was a nice drive. i am still practicing so my dad had to be in the passenger seat

[Speaker 2] He is very understanding, which type of car was it?

[Speaker 1] It's my new Honda. My dad won't let me drive his car since I nearly crashed it last time.

[Speaker 2] I wish my dad would do that, he is always busy at work, tell me more was it automatic or the manual one

[Speaker 1] Automatic. Does your dad teach you his accounting skills?

[Speaker 2] No he doesn't but I don't like the numbers and arithmetic linked with the career. I haven't decided on a career path, what about you?

[Speaker 1] I don't like numbers much either. I want to be a video game developer

[Speaker 2] Sounds very interesting. Are there good programming schools in Ohio?

[Speaker 1] There are a couple but the school I want to go to is in Miami actually. Maybe I'll see you there!

[Speaker 2] Yeah it is an exciting career and Miami is a fun place

I am from Ohio.

I drive an automatic car. I lease a new honda civic. I can drive as long as my dad is in the car with me. I crashed my dad's car.

I don't like numbers. I want to be a video game developer.

I want to go to the school in Miami.

I like ham and cheese sandwiches.

My dad has a honda civic.

My dad is an accountant.

I do not like numbers and arithmetic. I do not have a career picked out yet.

[Speaker 1] I saw a squirrel right underneath my car.

[Speaker 2] Neato! Squirrels are so cool -- they're all over my yard but mom and dad say I shouldn't touch them or play with them because they might have rabies. At first I thought they were they might be rabbits, but they actually said rabid.  I was, like, how can they be rabbits if they're squirrels? LOL!

[Speaker 1] How do they even know if they might have rabies? I bet they are really cute.

[Speaker 2] I don't know, they just worry about stuff like that all the time. My dad's so super-serious most of the time, and it gets really boring. Mom says it's because of his job -- just boring numbers and math all day long. Gross!

[Speaker 1] I have heard accountants are really boring and only worry about everything being perfect. Let people live a little right?

[Speaker 2] Yeah! My dad thought he was being Mr. Sporty and everything when he decided to get the Honda Civic instead of the Accord. Like that's such a big difference! But he was acting like he'd gotten a motorcycle or sports car or something. A Honda is a Honda, it's still not cool -- oh, sorry, no offense.

[Speaker 1] When you're a bit older you'll probably realize how much a car actually costs. Even a cheap one is a lot.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, I guess. But I'm gonna be rich, so it won't matter! And you probably know more than a lot of people what they cost since you crashed your dad's car! I'll be you got real smart about that real quick!

[Speaker 1] Sadly. But it wasn't my fault. It was black ice. There was no way I could've avoided it. He doesn't believe me though

[Speaker 2] I believe you. I know you're not the type to do something dumb like that -- your dad should realize that, too. That's not fair to you. It's not like you stole the car and crashed because you had robbed a bank and were running from the cops. It was bad roads, like you said. No one trusts people our age.

[Speaker 1] They don't. And they forget all the things that happened to them when they were young. I found out he crashed my grandpas car!

[Speaker 2] Seriously? See, that's the circle of life -- and one day, our sons will crash our cars, lol! (JK -- hopefully not!) I hope he doesn't hold it against your forever. That would suck!


I love to gossip.

I watch jimmy fallon s show every night.

I've never kissed a woman.

I believe that I can achieve anything.

People notice how organized I'm.

I got married 10 years later.
I escaped and later became a carpenter.
I was the first born child.
I was a slave for 10 years.

I'm very talkative which can get me in trouble.

I like television real late.

I've not loved.

I'm wildly optimistic.

I'm recognized for being neat.

My marriage lasted ten calendars after.

I left my small town to work in construction trades.

I am the oldest of 3 children.

I had a tough childhood.

[Speaker 1] Hi there! What do you like to watch on tv? I watch jimmy fallon

[Speaker 2] I don't watch tv. I was a slave and I never watched.

[Speaker 1] That's unfortunate. What do you do now?

[Speaker 2] I have been a carpenter since I escaped

[Speaker 1] That is great! I think people can do anything so good for you!

[Speaker 2] Thanks. I was the first born but my brother did not make it.

[Speaker 1] Sorry to hear that. Saddest thing about me is I have never kissed a lady.

[Speaker 2] Being a slave for many years. Being captured makes you appreciate love

[Speaker 1] I wish I loved something more than gossip lol

[Speaker 2] Really. I do not like to gossip.. People need to mind their own business

[Speaker 1] People tell me I am organized

[Speaker 2] Do you think you are organized because most people are not

[Speaker 1] I do not think I am, but I must be doing something right

[Speaker 2] I concur. They must not be organized from what I gather.

[Speaker 1] Haha they probably aren't good call

[Speaker 2] Yes. Well I must get off. I must entertain company. Goodbye.

I like watching Jimmy Fallon on tv.

I believe that I can achieve anything.

I've never kissed a woman.

I love gossip.

I am told that I am organized. I do not personally think that I am organized.

I was formerly a slave.

I became a carpenter after escaping.

I am the eldest and had a brother who died.

I've gained an appreciation for love after being captured.

I do not like gossip.

[Speaker 1] Jimmy Fallon had a guest that I thought was interesting.

[Speaker 2] really my  elder brother liked him

[Speaker 1] It's so sad what happened to him! How is your job going? Have you made anything interesting recently?

[Speaker 2] fantastic , i made a wooden deer yesterday. last week this women came and bought ta moose, we've been dating.

[Speaker 1] oh wow that sounds great! how long have you been dating? I could do with some advice as i'm not very good! What's her name?

[Speaker 2] her name is Layla , we haven't gone for long. I'd say its because you love things in order. be more spontaneous

[Speaker 1] That's interesting, I can't wait to tell my friends about this! I do like to be spontaneous, but I get scared talking to wirls

[Speaker 2] same, you know what helps is being able to take a pause to think. they will think you're intellectual

[Speaker 1] thanks for the advise! Do you have any work coming up? I'd love you to make me a wooden deer as well!

[Speaker 2] I'm booked till next week. You should come Tuesday and ill make you a bigger deer for free.

[Speaker 1] Oh wow that's very generous! Where did you learn your skills?

[Speaker 2] I used to chop wood before I became free.

I like watching Jimmy Fallon on tv.

I believe that I can achieve anything.

I am single. I've never kissed a woman.

I love gossip.

I became a carpenter after escaping slavery. I used to chop wood.

I am the eldest and had an older brother who died.

I do not like gossip.

I have a girlfriend named Layla.

[Speaker 1] What new projects have you been working on? Do you have time to make me a wooden deer yet?

[Speaker 2] Just doing a couple things for some neighbors, some little gnomes they want for their garden. I think I should have some time to fashion a deer for you soon -- probably next week. How could I refuse a friend like you? I have too much love for you to do that to you, my friend.

[Speaker 1] I'd love to have one of those. But I'd need to gift something in return. Maybe some dinner? What's your favorite spot in town?

[Speaker 2] Aw, that's not necessary. But if you insist, I guess I could force myself to have a nice meal out with you! Layla told me about a wonderful seafood spot that she found, O'Neals is the name, I think.

[Speaker 1] That's a good one. I've been there a few times. Just don't order the lobster. I think it's actually fake.

[Speaker 2] Seriously? Is that true? Come on, that's hard to believe. You shouldn't spread a rumor like that if you're not sure it's completely accurate. That could really harm someone's business. I'll ask Layla about it -- if there's one thing my girlfriend knows about, it's food!

[Speaker 1] They should've charge me $30 for something that tasted as bad as what they served me!

[Speaker 2] Wow ... As I said, I'll see if Layla knows anything about it. In the meantime, though, I guess we'll just plan on avoiding the (artificial) lobster. Hey, you seeing any eligible ladies, by the way? Anything going on in that department?

[Speaker 1] Not yet. Still kinda embarassing to get a date and not even know how to kiss someone.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, that's kind of a catch-22, I think it's called. Can't get good at kissing a woman without kissing a woman. Can't kiss a woman without being good at kissing a woman. How can you win, right?

[Speaker 1] Maybe I'll meet a woman who has never kissed a man? Then we both feel the same way.

[Speaker 2] That's a smart way to go about it. The learn-as-you-go method. Hard part would be knowing who's done it and who hasn't, I guess.


I am the tiny one.

I've alot of loved ones.

My dad works in a class.

I have a family member just starting school.

I am the first born son of many brothers and sisters.

I love spending time with my kids.
I cook my own meals.
I like to watch tv.
I cannot stand clutter.
I love to jog.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you?

[Speaker 2] Tired, spent the day in the kitchen then ran a mile tonight

[Speaker 1] I'm tired too. I just finished some weight training. Are you a chef?

[Speaker 2] I might as well be a chef. I have 4 children under 5.

[Speaker 1] Oh geez. I feel like that sometimes. I am the oldest have 4 younger siblings.

[Speaker 2] How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?

[Speaker 1] I am 23. Where are you from?

[Speaker 2] Pittsburgh. How about you?

[Speaker 1] Atlanta. I'm keeping an eye on this hurricane headed this way.

[Speaker 2] I hope you and your family are safe. Are you planning to evacuate?

[Speaker 1] Thank you for your concern. I am preparing to just incase.

[Speaker 2] Its good to be organized for that just in case.


I love preparing food in the kitchen.
Carmen said that I am the best mommy.
I am a smart attractive female.
My mom moved here from the middle east.

I have tons of sand dollars in my window sills.

I have yappy little dogs.

I'm a physical trainer.

I am the mother of a boy.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you doing

[Speaker 2] I am good. Do you collect anything?

[Speaker 1] No I do not do you

[Speaker 2] I've a shell collection.

[Speaker 1] That is nice where did you get the,

[Speaker 2] I get them on vacations I go on.

[Speaker 1] That is nice do you travel a lot

[Speaker 2] Yes, my son and I do.

[Speaker 1] That is nice where do you go

[Speaker 2] Lots of places. I like calm beaches and things. I do yoga there.

[Speaker 1] That is so nice I like yoga

[Speaker 2] I am an instructor in it.

[Speaker 1] How long have you done that

[Speaker 2] For about five years and I will keep at it.


My father used to work for microsoft.
I am a christian.
I work in the it industry.
I like football.

I m a vegetarian but I eat fish, especially sushi.

I graduated college and immediately went to graduate school.

I love my dog.

My parents pay my rent.

Dad will not let me buy apple products since he worked for their competitor.

I am religious.

I am very comfortable with computers.

I'm a sports fan.

I don't consume meat.
I have a lot of student loans.
I love spending time with my pets.
My family assists me.

[Speaker 1] Hello my name is matt

[Speaker 2] Hi matt I am rod I am a vegetarian ever since but I do eat fish

[Speaker 1] That is awesome rod, I work in it how about you?

[Speaker 2] I'm still studying and went straight to a graduate school.

[Speaker 1] Very nice, do you play football. I love football

[Speaker 2] I do not play football its not for me but my dog would love that.

[Speaker 1] Oh what kind of dog do you have?

[Speaker 2] I've pomeranian but my parents want him out because they pay my rent.

[Speaker 1] Where can he go, I know the lord will make a way

[Speaker 2] Yes I know that he will but my parents also know that they will make a way.

[Speaker 1] True my dad made a way he worked for microsoft

[Speaker 2] Wow I bet he's rich right now? Are you rich like your dad?

[Speaker 1] No, I work in it... Work hard, everyday

[Speaker 2] Wow you must be really smart to work as an it specialist?

[Speaker 1] No I only maintain a database with a team

[Speaker 2] But still I think you made it at the top because you are smart.

My name is Matt.
I work in IT.
I love football.
My dad worked for microsoft.

My name is Rod. I am a pescetarian.

I am a graduate student.

I have a Pomeranian dog. My parents pay my rent.

[Speaker 1] How are your classes going?

[Speaker 2] They are hard! How is your job treating you?

[Speaker 1] It is good. So how are you managing your studies if its hard? Are you taking extra classes?

[Speaker 2] Yeah I'm trying to finish my graduate degree in 18 months instead of 2 years, so I have a couple extra classes and it is very hard to balance all of them.

[Speaker 1] I know its hard. Don't worry you hard working will get you to success.

[Speaker 2] I'll make it through I hope. Anything interesting happen in your job lately? I know the tech industry moves pretty fast

[Speaker 1] No. Its just a same routine for me but I am okay with it.

[Speaker 2] Well at least it isn't hectic for you all the time. Are you going to watch the Super Bowl? I am a huge Chiefs fan!

[Speaker 1] You are right . I am thankful for my job. Yes, I am going to watch super bowl. I think it will be interesting.

[Speaker 2] It's always good to have some job security. At least you can pay your bills, I am still relying on my parents for help. It will be a good game for sure. Did your dad retire from Microsoft yet?

[Speaker 1] Yes, he already did. There is nothing bad in relying on your parents. Once you become independent you m\ay miss your dependent life. Hope you get my point.

[Speaker 2] Yeah I guess so, it's hard to see that from where I'm at now. I know that they help me out a lot and I appreciate it, but I'm ready to be done with school. Did you go into IT because your dad worked in the tech industry?

My name is Matt.
I work in IT.
I love football.
I am an encouraging person.
My Dad retired from Microsoft.

My name is Rod. I am a pescetarian.

I am a graduate student. I am taking extra classes. I have hard classes.

I have a Pomeranian dog.

I am a Chief's football fan. The Chiefs are playing in the Super Bowl.

My parents pay my rent. My parents help to pay my bills. I am thankful for my parents.

[Speaker 1] How about those Chiefs, did you enjoy the game?

[Speaker 2] I did enjoy it. Didn't go as I had hoped, but it was still a good game.

[Speaker 1] Yeah, I liked it, too. But you know me: I like football games just because they're football games. Almost doesn't matter to me who's playing! I just like to see someone win, gives me a good feeling about the world and I like that positivity to spread!

[Speaker 2] It's a good thing! Makes the world a brighter place. I could use some cheering up. The class load is bringing me down a little.

[Speaker 1] Graduate school must be tough, I have no doubt about that. But if anyone can make it work, you can! I've never seen you give up on something you believe in and really care about. I have confidence in you because I know you have more confidence in yourself than anyone!

[Speaker 2] I'm doing ok. There is no doubt I enjoy it. When the load gets this high it's hard to make time for anything else. Have any tips on managing time? I imagine you went through something similar.

[Speaker 1] The best advice I can give is prepare, prepare, prepare. Plan your day in detail and don't leave a minute unaccounted for. My IT job keeps me so busy and the only way I stay on top of it all is by keeping a strict schedule and knowing what to do and when to do it. Don't waste time figuring what you SHOULD be doing and what's best to be doing at any given moment. Come to the table with that already worked out and it'll maximize your efficiency and your productivity.

[Speaker 2] That's a excellent way to look at it. How is the job going? Are you busy in a good way?

[Speaker 1] Very busy, but I love the job. Computers just give me a thrill, what can I say? Guess I inherited that from my father -- he loved his Microsoft gig with a passion!

[Speaker 2] How is he doing? I wondered how retirement would be for him. It must be odd, to do something for so long and then change it up.

[Speaker 1] It was a tough adjustment for him at first, but I think he's starting to get tha hang of it. He just tries to keep busy and have things to do. I think he thought retirement meant sitting around all day drinking lemonade, but now he's realizing it doesn't have to mean retiring from everything. He can still be as active and involved as he wants!

[Speaker 2] As much is it is a grind at school right now, it would be nutty if it all just ended. I he still working / playing with computers?

My name is Matt. I am an encouraging person.

I love football. I enjoy watching football just for the sport itself. I enjoy seeing positivity spread.

I am a firm believer in preparation. I work in IT and it's a very busy position. I adhere to a strict schedule, which helps me succeed in my job. Computers excite me and give me a thrill. My father worked at Microsoft and loved it. He is now retired.

My dad is learning to enjoy an active, stimulating retirement.

My name is Rod. I am a pescetarian.

I have a Pomeranian dog.

It seems like schoolwork is all I do. But I enjoy graduate school, despite all the hard work.

[Speaker 1] I'm glad you realize you enjoy your schooling more than it depresses you. It's important to keep it in perspective.

[Speaker 2] Yes, I think its important.  So do you watch both NFL and college football?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I watch both but prefer college football. Sometimes I will even check out a local high school game. Do you like both college and NFL football?

[Speaker 2] I watch some college, but mostly NFL.  That's what my family enjoys the most. But I do watch college sometimes.  I also like the positivity in sports, and just seeing everyone having a good time.  So IT sounds interesting.  There must be a lot of work in that field.

[Speaker 1] Yes, there is always a computer issue to fix in IT, I never have a down moment. How much longer do you have in graduate school?

[Speaker 2] I have one more year.  I'm studying to be a therapist.  I hope to have my own practice one day.

[Speaker 1] That is great. Do you hope to stay close to your family or move away?

[Speaker 2] I am very close to my family, so would like to stay fairly close by.  My parents are getting older and I know they may need me to help them one day.  How about you?  Do you live near your parents?

[Speaker 1] I did move a few hours away so I am still able to see them quite often but that is great that you will be able to help them as they get older. How is your dog doing?

[Speaker 2] My dog is doing great.  Her name is Lee-Loo.  I'm a big dog lover, and we spend a lot of time outdoors on weekends.  Do you have any pets?

[Speaker 1] No, I'd like to get a dog sometime soon but can't decide whether I want a bigger dog or smaller, what do you suggest?

[Speaker 2] I think a lot of it depends on  your lifestyle.  I love big dogs, but they require a lot more attention in regard to walking them and making sure they get enough exercise.  Little dogs get exercise just running around the house....lol.  Also, big dogs are a lot more expensive to feed.


When I turned 18, my family moved across the country.

I grew up on a farm.

I eat eggs and bacon for breakfast.

I like going to rock concerts.

I enjoy playing with edged weapons.

Britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me.

I like watching videos of surgery.

My favorite ice cream is pistachio.

Traveling and making friends is something I find delightful.

When I hit manhood I left home.

I live with the animals.

I like a full meal at the start of the morning.

I enjoy loud music.

I'm trained with knifes.

Pop starts seriously mean a lot to me.

I am studying to be a doctor.

I really enjoy savory flavors over sweet.

Exploring new places is exciting for me.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you and how old are you? I'm 18

[Speaker 2] Britney spears touches me with her music.

[Speaker 1] I love bacon and eggs in the morning, in a farm is how I grew up

[Speaker 2] I love pistachio ice cream and I like to watch videos of surgery.

[Speaker 1] She's good, not my style. I like rock but not her

[Speaker 2] Traveling and making friends is fun. Do you do that?

[Speaker 1] Do you also enjoy rock concerts like me?

[Speaker 2] I blast spears while I play with edged weapons. I like rock shows.

[Speaker 1] I like to make friends, because my family is always traveling

[Speaker 2] Your family sounds like mine.

[Speaker 1] I need some stable friends, I feel lonely sometimes.

[Speaker 2] You sound lonely. It seems like its what you are designed to be.

[Speaker 1] Maybe we can be friends, we have common situations.

[Speaker 2] No, you do not like spears and she touches me.

[Speaker 1] You will understand me and how I feel, not a city person.

[Speaker 2] I am a city person and I like playing with weapons that are edged.

I am 18 years old.

I grew up on a farm. I like bacon and eggs for breakfast.

I like making friends.

I am lonely and need friends.

I like the singer Britney Spears.

I like pistachio ice cream. I like to watch watch surgery videos.

I like traveling and making friends.

I play with edged weapons. I like rock concerts.

I prefer to live in the city.

[Speaker 1] I just bought some tickets to a rock concert.

[Speaker 2] That's awesome! When is it?

[Speaker 1] Not until June, I am excited.  Have you ever seen Britney in concert?

[Speaker 2] I haven't. And it's been a while since she has performed. Hopefully she will make a comeback

[Speaker 1] Where do you like to travel the most?

[Speaker 2] I love to travel to cities with an interesting history. If you could travel anywhere where would you go?

[Speaker 1] Somewhere in the pacific islands - I like to SCUBA dive.  What is your favorite edged weapon?

[Speaker 2] I love swords. In fact, I am part of a sword fighting club

[Speaker 1] That is great, sounds exciting.  If you could travel anywhere, where would YOU go?

[Speaker 2] I would probably go to Ghana and visit the Ancestral Slave River Park. It has an incredible history

[Speaker 1] That sounds amazing.  What is your favorite city?

[Speaker 2] Hmm I would have to say my favorite city is Tokyo! I made great friends there. What is your favorite city?

I am 18 years old.

I do not like Britney Spears. I like rock music. I have tickets to a rock concert in June.

I like making friends. I am lonely and need friends.

I want to travel somewhere in the pacific islands. I like to SCUBA dive.

I like pistachio ice cream. I like to watch surgery videos.

I like traveling and making friends.

I play with edged weapons. My favorite edged weapon is a sword. I am in a sword fighting club.

I like rock concerts. I have not seen Britney in concert. I like the singer Britney Spears.

I prefer to live in the city.

[Speaker 1] I just thought of the perfect outfit to wear to the rock concert I'm going to in June.

[Speaker 2] Cool. What have you got in mind?

[Speaker 1] I raided my mom's closet and found some of her pinstriped jeans from the 80s and a denim jacket with fringe. She thinks I'm crazy. So have you planned any travel over the next few months?

[Speaker 2] I was just sitting here thinking about Tokyo. Maybe I need to take a look around and see who is playing where. Have you ever been there?

[Speaker 1] No, but it would be wonderful to go there someday. I haven't been too many places yet. It's a great idea to base a trip around a concert. Who do you want to see that you haven't seen before?

[Speaker 2] I'm not sure. In terms of going to Tokyo I might plan around the venue more than the band. Seeing someone thats big in Japanese pop couture wold be fun. I'll have to do some research!

[Speaker 1] For sure. What else is good to do in Tokyo? I'm making a list in case I ever get there.

[Speaker 2] Just checking out the city, its very different from what we are used to. I'll check my notes and get you some ideas for you. I would have guessed your first priority would be diving!

[Speaker 1] Oh definitely. That would be amazing. I have only gone from Florida so far. Going in another country and a whole other ocean would be incredible.

[Speaker 2] I would really like to go and check out swards. Not the easiest thing to get on an airplane! Just kidding, you can ship them or check them. The Japanese are famous in the art of making blades.

[Speaker 1] I would definitely ship or check it. Would not want to try walking on an airplane with a sword, ha ha!  Where did you learn to sword fight?

[Speaker 2] A couple of different clubs. It's alot of fun. A bit nerve racking at times. Have you ever tried it?

I am 18 years old.

I thought of the perfect outfit to wear to the rock concert I'm going to in June. I raided my mom's closet. I found pinstriped jeans from the 80s and a denim jacket with fringe.

I have not been too many places. I have only gone from Florida so far. I would ship.

I like traveling and making friends.

I prefer to live in the city. I like to travel to cities with an interesting history. I want to travel to Ghana and visit the ancestral Slave River Park. My favorite city is Tokyo.

[Speaker 1] Are you decided to go to Tokyo?

[Speaker 2] I really want to go back, since it's my favorite city, but I think I want to try out another city first.

[Speaker 1] That makes sense! which city are you thinking of?

[Speaker 2] I really want to go to Ghana, so I think I'll go there soon. It's not too expensive if I can go not during summer.

[Speaker 1] Wow, that's so cool! Have you ever been there before? What is it about Ghana that is drawing you to go there?

[Speaker 2] No, I haven't been there before. The Slave River Park is something that really interests me.

[Speaker 1] I have never heard of that, can you tell me a little bit about it?

[Speaker 2] It was the last spot before the captured slaves of Africa were before they were shipped off across the Atlantic. I think it would be very cool to see.

[Speaker 1] Oh that sounds so interesting and steeped in history. I hope you get to go soon. I would love to be able to travel to interesting places like that.

[Speaker 2] Yes, it does sound interesting to me. Don't worry. You're still young. You'll have plenty of time to travel. Where would you like to go, if money and time were no object?

[Speaker 1] Somewhere out in the middle of the Pacific. Do you know of any great scuba diving spots? I would love to do that.

[Speaker 2] I don't know a lot about scuba places, but I hear Fiji is great. And of course Australia!


Some jokes go too far.

I prefer the simpler times.

My friend likes cartoons like south park.

I like simple jokes.

I like the flintstones.

My favorite store is american eagle.
I enjoy spending time with my family.
My favorite truck is a chevy drama.
I do not like vegetables.

I get offended by certain topics sometimes.

I enjoy when things are not crazy.

I have a buddy who is into adult animation.

I enjoy laughing.

I watch cartoons still.

I enjoy clothing with logos on it.
I love being with loved ones.
I like american made cars.
I avoid eating broccoli.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you doing

[Speaker 2] I am doing okay how are you?

[Speaker 1] I am good do you like tv

[Speaker 2] Yes I like tv when I get a chance I watch some tv

[Speaker 1] My favorite shows south park

[Speaker 2] That is a good show funny too I like family guy

[Speaker 1] That's also a good show

[Speaker 2] Yes it is and the simpsons american dad

[Speaker 1] Those are all good what are your hobbies

[Speaker 2] I like to play sports like volleyball, softball, soccer, love to playvideogames what about you

[Speaker 1] I like to tell jokes but I am not very good

[Speaker 2] Me either some people have a talent for telling jokes.

[Speaker 1] Yeah that is true maybe I need to practice

[Speaker 2] Yes with pratice you will get better.

[Speaker 1] That is true what food do you like

[Speaker 2] I like to eat pizza hamburgers fries so goo but very unhealthy what about you?

I like south park.

I like family guy too.

I like to tell jokes.

I like south park and family guy.

I like the simpsons and american dad.

I like volleyball, softball, soccer and video games.

I cant tell good jokes.

I like pizza, hamburgers and fries.

[Speaker 1] I have been practicing my jokes, want to hear one?

[Speaker 2] Absolutely!  Let's hear it.

[Speaker 1] Okay, here's one - Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

[Speaker 2] Not sure.  Who is your favorite South Park character?

[Speaker 1] It's easy - because every play has a cast. My favorite South Park character is Marsh family. Do you have any idea about it?

[Speaker 2] LOL!  I watch it when I can.  How long have you been telling jokes?

[Speaker 1] About a year. I am still trying improve on it. Do you want hear another joke?

[Speaker 2] Sure thing - let's hear it.  I need to learn some good jokes, I suck at telling jokes.

[Speaker 1] Here you go - Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

[Speaker 2] No, I have not.  Who is your favorite family guy character?

[Speaker 1] There's no menu: You get what you deserve! I like Peter Griffin

[Speaker 2] LOL - nice!  Peter is one of my favorites as well.

I like south park. My favorite South Park character is the Marsh family.

I like family guy too. I like Peter Griffin from family guy.

I like to tell jokes. I need to practice my jokes to get better.

I am working on getting better at comedy.

I like south park and family guy. I like Peter from Family guy.

I like the simpsons and american dad.

I like pizza, hamburgers and fries.

I am not good at telling jokes.

[Speaker 1] Did you see any new episodes of South Park or family guy?

[Speaker 2] No, but I love the Chef character.

[Speaker 1] Is he your favorite character from the show?

[Speaker 2] Absolutely, he's got that deep voice.  Have you seen the Turd Burglars episode?  I haven't but the name is hilarious.

[Speaker 1] I haven't. I like the ones with Butters a lot. He's cute.

[Speaker 2] He is, but he seems to get abused a lot by the other boys.  How is the joke delivery going?  Are you getting any better?

[Speaker 1] Not really. To be honest. I'm trying hard, but I still feel awkward. Maybe we can get together and I can try out some new material?

[Speaker 2] That would be great, I am only good at telling Dad jokes.  I can invite a few friends over and we could give you some feedback.  Unless you prefer just us.

[Speaker 1] An audience is perfect. As long as we get some beers in them. What about this weekend?

[Speaker 2] This weekend is perfect.  The beer will make it more like a scene from a Comedy Club, so will make sure to keep it flowing.  We can do it out back on the deck.

[Speaker 1] Nice! Invite as many people as you can. I'll bring some friends too. I'll supply the beer.

[Speaker 2] Sounds like a plan, I'll supply the food and the after party booze...bourbon and whiskey.


I haven't loved.

I'm very talkative which can get me in trouble.

I like television real late.

I'm recognized for being neat.

I have color on my face.
I like bright colors.
I've my own garden.
I do not have any siblings.

[Speaker 1] I've never kissed a lady. Ever

[Speaker 2] Really? Well I've no siblings. Only child

[Speaker 1] I love to talk about people an gossip I am such a messy person

[Speaker 2] Ll why so messy. I am simple and love to garden and plants

[Speaker 1] I am always up late watching jimmy allons too tired

[Speaker 2] Jimmy allons the best. I may dye my hair purple. My fav color

[Speaker 1] People see how messy I'm I wish I wasn't.

[Speaker 2] Well when we hang out you'll look in my brown eyes and talk

[Speaker 1] Isn't he? I never missed a show.

[Speaker 2] He is funny. We should watch together

[Speaker 1] Yes, but no no kissing

[Speaker 2] Deal. You could see my plants

[Speaker 1] I will be there! With gossip lol

[Speaker 2] I love gossip. I am boring. I was the only child


I have a commercial license.

Omelets are what I usually have in the morning.

I live on a small farm.

I grow corn.

I spent my entire life in the sunflower state.

I will have my name on a novel in the future.

I express myself through writing.

I like things beside soda.

I really like to look at paintings and statues.

[Speaker 1] Hey there how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Great! I just got back from an art museum. You?

[Speaker 1] Cool, getting ready to go

[Speaker 2] Go where? What do you like to do?

[Speaker 1] I like to drive my truck an eggs

[Speaker 2] I write stories someday I want to publish them.

[Speaker 1] Cool, let me read a line or so

[Speaker 2] I am not sure I have any ready to share yet.

[Speaker 1] Well why not you shy?

[Speaker 2] A little bit. I mostly like being cozy at my house, drinking tea.

[Speaker 1] Cool what kind of tea do you like? I'm a farmer

[Speaker 2] I like all kinds. What do you grow?

[Speaker 1] Chickens an love to eat the egg

[Speaker 2] I like eggs too. Where do you live?


I have a doberman.
I'm twenty five years old.
I work on trucks.
I'm a man.
My favorite food is pizza.

I like to use candles instead of lights.

I don't like waking up early.

I love photography.

I enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies.

I have one pet.

I'll be 26 next year.

Diesels or gasoline, I can fix them all.

I identify as male.

I like italian cuisine.

I do not like a high electric bill.
I am not a morning person.
I like to take pictures.
I like throwing cash at my passions.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] I am great, how are you?

[Speaker 1] Doing good, just made a pizza for lunch, yum! Any plans today?

[Speaker 2] I'm hoping to go for a hike after work and take some pictures

[Speaker 1] Oh sounds like fun, I love taking my doberman for walks.

[Speaker 2] I do not have any pets, but I do love to take pictures.

[Speaker 1] Oh okay, are you a photographer? I am a mechanic and I mainly work with trucks.

[Speaker 2] I am not a professional, but it is a big hobby of mine.

[Speaker 1] That is cool. I took some photography classes in high school.

[Speaker 2] I did not like high school very much, had to get up way too early

[Speaker 1] I agree lol I'm not a morning person.

[Speaker 2] I'm not either. I'm miserable in the morning.

I like to eat pizza for lunch.

I have a doberman. I love taking my dog out for walks.

I am a mechanic. I mainly work on trucks.

I took photography classes in high school.

I am not a morning person.

I like to take hikes after work. Photography is a big hobby of mine.

I did not like high school.

I am not a morning person.

[Speaker 1] Did you ever get to take those pictures during your hike?

[Speaker 2] I did!  It was a beautiful afternoon and I got some good ones. I'll send them to you. I used some of the techniques we use in photo class in high school.

[Speaker 1] I cant wait to see them! I remember learning various visual art techniques in school but photography was my least favorite subject. I loved Math. School was pretty fun for me so i'm always shocked when people say they had bad experiences. What was it about your high school that you didn't like?

[Speaker 2] I didn't like getting up so early in the morning and didn't like being inside all day.  I feel I was meant to be wandering in the woods and taking pictures.  How is work going? Are  you guys busy?

[Speaker 1] I completely understand! I always felt school should have been more centered around student interest and alot of class time could have been substituted with more intern-like activities or even virtual learning where available. Sitting in the building was often a drag. Work is picking up though, alot of customers are coming in on their lunch hour to get small services so we just had a a nice wave. How about your job? What is it that you do exactly?

[Speaker 2] I've been working with construction union 102. It's been busy, so no one's been laid off in awhile. The job we're doing right now is about a 20 minute commute and it's primarily outdoors.   It's been nice.

[Speaker 1] WOW talk about tenure! There aren't many companies they can say they haven't laid off anyone in a while so that is really awesome. Is that a passion of yours? or was there ever any other occupation you were interested in?

[Speaker 2] I just kind of fell into it. Followed my Dad's footsteps. It's been great during the construction boom.  we're loooking for someone to service a couple of our vehicles.  Would your shop be interested?

[Speaker 1] I can definitely look into it! We often contract with various companies so i'm sure we can work something out. I'll run it by my boss. What type of vehicles would need servicing so we can discussing pricing and availability?

[Speaker 2] Various construction trucks. I'll get a list made up. How about we meet up for lunch to discuss?  We can go to that great pizza place.

[Speaker 1] Sounds great! Plus I'm starving! Haven't had pizza in ages. Can you send me the address. I'm free for lunch around 2

[Speaker 2] Great!  I'll text it to you.  They have outdoor seating and you can bring  your dog, if you'd like.

I like to eat pizza for lunch.

I am a mechanic at a place that services different types of vehicles. I am not the boss. I mainly work on trucks.

I am not a morning person.

I took other art classes but did not like photography in highschool. I love math. I liked school. I did not like sitting in a building all day in school.

I did not like high school.

I am not a morning person.

I go hiking and take pictures. I took a photo class in high school.

I don't like getting up early. Photography and being active is more important to me.

I do construction and it's busy.

My dad also did construction.

I like pizza.

[Speaker 1] Lunch was good! I liked seeing your dog and catching up. Let me know ASAP what your boss says about servicing our vehicles.

[Speaker 2] I called him but he hasn't called me back yet.  I will let you know.  He will probably hire you.

[Speaker 1] That's exciting if it happens! Are you going on a hike sometime this week?

[Speaker 2] Yes.  It has been raining, but that makes it a bit more cozy and relaxing.  You should come with me.  We could have lunch again.

[Speaker 1] I'd be very up for it. We could build up an appetite and grab a pizza for lunch, I have a craving!

[Speaker 2] We just had pizza!  You must have abstained for a long time, lol.

[Speaker 1] It's my favourite food! I have a high metabolism, so I don't add on any extra weight on my mid-section. Do you think you'll bring your camera with you? You could probably get some cool shots on the hike.

[Speaker 2] Yeah, I planned to take some pics.  I don't have too many rainy nature pics.

[Speaker 1] Do you upload them to Instagram? I bet if enough people see them, they'll want printed copies and offer you some cash! That would be to turn a hobby into a little side business.

[Speaker 2] I put a few pics on my personal Instagram, but maybe I should create an account for just my nature pics.  I don't know if I could make any money, though.  I'm not that good!

[Speaker 1] You need to give yourself some more credit! Give it some time, you'll find your niche. It would also be neat to take pictures of your projects in the construction industry. People like that stuff, especially in black and white.

[Speaker 2] I do take pics at work for business purposes.  Never thought about making them creative.  You have some good ideas.  Maybe you should take some adult art courses.


I have 3 ferrari cars in my garage.
I don t like kids.
I don t like acting.
I've 3 ex wives.

I like imagine dragons.
I run six miles a day.
I like crab dipped in butter.
I like to kayak.

I have a lot of money and like to buy expensive things.

I am not a fan of children.

I prefer things to be authentic.

I've made some bad choices in the past.

Fire breathing lizards fuel my fantasies.

I jog very far.

I enjoy seafood.

I enjoy spending time on the water.

[Speaker 1] How are you tonight?

[Speaker 2] I'm okay. Trying to chill out while listening to imagine dragons. You?

[Speaker 1] Not great. Ex wife 3 wrecked one of my ferraris. Know any mechanics?

[Speaker 2] Yikes! Sorry, I don't know any mechanics. Is your ex wife okay?

[Speaker 1] Yes. I've to act like I care, but I hate acting.

[Speaker 2] Whenever I've to do something I hate I go for a six mile run.

[Speaker 1] Smart! What part of town are you in?

[Speaker 2] By the river since I kayak often. Do you live near any good restaurants?

[Speaker 1] Just dairy queen, but I do not like the kids working there. How about you?

[Speaker 2] One great seafood place nearby. I always get their crab and dip it in butter.

[Speaker 1] That sounds great, especially after kayaking. What other sports do you do?

[Speaker 2] Just kayaking and running. You?

[Speaker 1] This is naughty, but I drag race my 3 ferrari cars. Do you like fast cars?

[Speaker 2] Nice! I am more of a yugo type. Slow and steady wins the race.

[Speaker 1] Lol. That was funny. It was nice chatting with you.

[Speaker 2] Nice chatting with you! Have a good night.

I have multiple Ferraris.
I don't care about my ex wife.
I like Dairy Queen.
I like drag racing.

I like the band Imagine Dragons.

I live by the river. I like to kayak.

I like crab.

[Speaker 1] So my insurance thankfully covered the damage my ex wife did to my car.

[Speaker 2] Thank God!  Was it one of the Ferraris that she damaged?  I hope she got charged for that!

[Speaker 1] Yes indeed! it was one of the Ferraris and I am not telling you how was my face when she told me...I wanted to kill her! Do you have a car?

[Speaker 2] I don't have a car.  I live in a small town and I can get everywhere I need to go by bike or since I like running so much,  a lot of times I just jog places!  It's a great stress reliever!  And I'm so close to the river that I can just walk my kayak down to it to launch!

[Speaker 1] Oh my God. I am so envy. Your life sounds like a dream to me with all this freedom. What do you think if one of these weekends I join you and we have kayak day?

[Speaker 2] That would be amazing!  Do you have your own kayak?  I have a couple so you can borrow one of mine if you need!  They certainly don't go as fast as the cars you race though!  But maybe slowing it down is just what you need!

[Speaker 1] Yes indeed. I run the whole week so slowing down during the weekend, can only be good for my health. I am super busy with my job. Anyway I do not have a kayak, so I would take advantage and I will borrow one of yours.

[Speaker 2] I have a few that you can choose from!  Some big and some small!  We'll have to see which one fits you better!  Maybe we can hit up my favorite restaurant for some crab after we kayak!

[Speaker 1] Sounds like a plan. Deal! I am not such a big fan of crab, but I am up for some oysters and a glass of white wine. Do you like white wine?

[Speaker 2] I like any kind of wine!  White, red, rose - it doesn't matter to me!  They have some great oysters at this place too!  Actually, all their seafood is great!

[Speaker 1] That's amazing. So what about if we schedule it for next weekend? I am free next Saturday if you can.

[Speaker 2] Saturday sounds great!  I am looking forward to it!  Lets plan on starting around lunchtime.  Sound good?

I have multiple Ferraris.

I don't care about my ex wife.

I like Dairy Queen.

I like drag racing.

I have a damaged car.

I don't have a kayak.

I don't like crab. I like oysters and white wine.

I like the band Imagine Dragons.

I like running as a way to relieve stress.  I jog a lot.

I live by the river in a small town. I like to kayak. I have a few of kayaks. I don't have a car.

I like crab. I like all kinds of wine.

[Speaker 1] The insurance have paid for the damage to my car, so I should have my Ferrari in good condition really soon!

[Speaker 2] That's good news. I'm glad they paid up. Was it really hard to get the insurance company to cut you a check?

[Speaker 1] It's always difficult to get insurance to pay up, but fortunately it's a specialist insurer for high end cars so they are a bit easier to deal with!

[Speaker 2] That's true for sure. Insurance companies do make it difficult. They are not in the business to just give away money. If they can delay or deny a claim, then they will. Was it stressful to deal with them, even though they are a specialist company?

[Speaker 1] It was as stressful as I expected. Thankfully I had one specific point of contact with the insurers so it made it easier as I didn't get pushed from one person to another on the phone. I can't imagine doing without my cars. How do you get on with it?

[Speaker 2] Well, I think of my kayaks as you think about your Ferrari. Since I live in a small town, I don't really need a car to get around. Everything is within walking distance. If I need a car to go further away, then I get a ride or get an Uber. My kayaks or going jogging are my stress relievers. There's nothing better in my mind, to get out on the river in my kayak and "get back to nature"!

[Speaker 1] Must keep you pretty fit as well! I have to keep reasonably fit for my drag racing, it's amazing how strong and balanced you have to be to control the cars properly.

[Speaker 2] Opps! Sorry. I hit "send" accidentially. Yes, I'm pretty fit for my age. But it's more about my mental health than physical. I just feel better mentally when I exercise. I don't actually think of it as exercise. It's now just a part of my life. Yes, I've heard that car racing is very physically demanding and that those athletes are in incredible shape.

[Speaker 1] Mental health is so important, and often overlooked. I probably should do more about my own mental health. My ex-wife has a lot to answer for in that respect!

[Speaker 2] Oh, I'm sorry about that. Yes, mental health is more important, in my mind, (no pun intended!), than physical health. You can be in peak physical health, but if you're mind is not right, then you could spiral downwards very quickly. Just think about all those professional athletes who are in the news who get caught doing really stupid things. It's amazing. Are you seeing someone professionally about your feelings towards your ex-wife?

[Speaker 1] I'm not, I thought about it a while back. But I've got such a lot going on at the moment, there's always something else that takes precedent - like getting my car fixed! I'll have to add it to my to-do list and maybe it'll get sorted.

[Speaker 2] I don't want to tell you what to do, but if you do see someone professionally, it may take only a few sessions, so not much time. It could help put everything in perspective and take a load off your shoulders. I know that some therapists work via phone, so that might be an option?