I spend a lot of my time at the mall where I work at dillards.

I don't eat meat or anything made from animals.

I enjoy living near the beach.

People call me a ginger.

My parents had many children.
I sometimes indulge in fast food.
I'm very loyal.
I'm hopeful for marriage.

[Speaker 1] Hi, I don't really want to

[Speaker 2] You don't really want to what?

[Speaker 1] I'm great all the way

[Speaker 2] I'm not sure I follow what you are saying.

[Speaker 1] I live on the coast

[Speaker 2] Do they have a mcdonalds near you? It is my guilty pleasure.

[Speaker 1] I am more of a steak myself

[Speaker 2] My motto is always look for love but I don't think you are what I want

[Speaker 1] Well I am sorry I love you

[Speaker 2] Maybe one of my 7 older siblings would be a better match for you.

[Speaker 1] Ok, except I am already married

[Speaker 2] I am sorry for your spouse.

[Speaker 1] They're quite happy with me

[Speaker 2] To each their own I suppose.

[Speaker 1] I like being a vega

[Speaker 2] I don't know what that means.


I'm an only child.
I am adopted.
I ride horses in my spare time.
I don t believe in love.
I work at an accounting firm.

I like to donate time at the local animal shelter.

Both my parents were teachers.

I had two cats growing up.

I've two children.

I have no siblings.

I don't know my real parents.

I like watching equestrian sports.

I tend to be cold hearted when it comes to affection.

I'm an accountant.

I volunteer at a dog rescue.
My mom ad dad worked in a school.
I had several kittens.
I've a couple kids.

[Speaker 1] I'm an adopted child and work in accounting.

[Speaker 2] Amazing! I'm a teacher, but spend a lot of time at animal shelters.

[Speaker 1] I ride ed the horse when I can. You sing?

[Speaker 2] Neat! I do not sing, I have 2 little children who never stop singing though!

[Speaker 1] Great! You believe in love? I do not.

[Speaker 2] I feel you brotha. I love my cats, but they're dead.

[Speaker 1] That is funny. I do not have brother or sisters. You?

[Speaker 2] We are all brothers and sisters, so 7 billion I've!

[Speaker 1] Hmmm. Accounting is my field. Whats yours?

[Speaker 2] I am full time a taxidermist and then the rest of the time I am with the kids.

[Speaker 1] Oh okay. You sing. My horse ed sing when I ride him. You married?

[Speaker 2] You have a singing horse. Are you a disney princess? I am married!

[Speaker 1] No. Love is a misunderstanding between two fools. You agree?

[Speaker 2] Hm interesting. Tell me more.

[Speaker 1] Okay. You adopted? I am.

[Speaker 2] Not adopted, but I've family who are. My parents were teachers.

I work in accounting.  I was adopted.
I like to ride horses.
I do not believe in love.
I do not have any siblings.
I have a horse.

I am a teacher.  I visit animal shelters.

I have 2 children.

I used to own cats.

I am a taxidermist.

I am married.

I was not adopted.

[Speaker 1] What grade do you teach?  Do your kids every say anything funny?

[Speaker 2] I teach 3rd grade. The kids are hilarious and very inquisitive.

[Speaker 1] I'm not really a big fan of kids. They make me uncomfortable.

[Speaker 2] I understand. I grew up in a big household, so I'm pretty much used to being around kids. I also love teaching, so that's a big plus.

[Speaker 1] If I was you I'd be tempted to combine my hobby of taxidermy with my love of teaching, if you get what I'm saying!

[Speaker 2] Oh, my. Not really liking that vibe.

[Speaker 1] Now, If you say anything bad about horses, then we'll have issues. Horses I like, kids...not so much.

[Speaker 2] Do you have horses of your own?

[Speaker 1] Of course, his name is Jimbo. He's an old racehorse.

[Speaker 2] Jimbo is a nice name. What kind of things does he like to do?

[Speaker 1] He just kind of walks around and enjoys himself. HIs best friend is a goat named Tommy. They're always together.

[Speaker 2] That's great that he has a companion. Goats are fun and funny.

I work in accounting.

I like to ride horses. I have an old racehorse called Jimbo and a goat called Tommy.

I do not believe in love.

I do not have any siblings.  I was adopted.

I don't like kids.

My hobby is taxidermy.

I visit animal shelters.

I am married. I have 2 children.

I used to own cats.

I am a taxidermist.

I was not adopted. I have many siblings.

I teach 3rd grade.

[Speaker 1] How is teaching going?

[Speaker 2] It's great I love how fulfilling it is to teach and know that I am helping someone flourish. Do you like accounting?

[Speaker 1] I love making money and helping people make money, so accounting was the job for me. Teaching would be a big goal if it were better paying.

[Speaker 2] Yes I do sacrifice a lot as far as pay but everything else is great. Do you get along with your clients?

[Speaker 1] Yes, in these kinds of business settings we have to be able to get along. You wouldn't trust your money with a bad guy, you know? I guess the side stuff at your job supplements the pay.

[Speaker 2] I do make pretty good money on the taxadermy but it gets pretty seasonal depending on what hunting season it is.

[Speaker 1] Oh of course, I hadn't even considered that! Since I do mine for hobby, its a bit of an afterthought.

[Speaker 2] I think it is one of the coolest things working with all the animals. if you are not squeemish that is.

[Speaker 1] Well you definitely don't think so much about how stuff works until you're replacing that stuff with well... STUFFing.

[Speaker 2] Lol...good joke. Only a taxidermist would understand what we go through.

[Speaker 1] More people probably understood better long ago, have you ever taught about the history of it?

[Speaker 2] I have not, but that would be an excellent idea.

I do not believe in love.

I don't like kids.

My hobby is taxidermy.

I am an accountant. I would like to be a teacher if it paid better.

I am a charismatic person.

I am not squeamish. I have a dark sense of humor.

I visit animal shelters.

I am married. I have 2 children.

I used to own cats.

I am a taxidermist. I am interested in the history of taxidermy.

I teach 3rd grade and I enjoy it. Teaching isn't about the money for me. I have multiple jobs to make ends meet.

I have a strong stomach.

I appreciate dark humor.

[Speaker 1] I got together a couple of books I had on the history of taxidermy that I could lend to you. Maybe I could swing by later today and check out the new project!

[Speaker 2] That would be wonderful. I might work a lot of jobs, but I love to save money!

[Speaker 1] I can understand that!  Teachers are so underappreciated.

[Speaker 2] They really are and are paid as such too. I am not saying we need to be the richest people on the planet, but only having to work one job would be fantastic

[Speaker 1] Certainly!  Have you ever thought about spending more time on taxidermy and trying to make a living from it? at least enough so you wouldn't have to work all those other jobs outside of school?

[Speaker 2] I have thought about it, but I don't think I am good enough, plus taxidermy is not as popular as it was back in the day. It seems very niche now

[Speaker 1] Yes. There is a market in some areas for taxidermists who can pose people's pets in ways they are best remembered. But like you said, it's a niche market.

[Speaker 2] Have you been able to make a good amount of money from it?

[Speaker 1] No, I have done a few projects here and there that people hired me to do, but mostly it's just a hobby for me.  I think I'm pretty good at it. When I retire from the accounting firm, I think maybe I'd like to teach a taxidermy class at the junior college.

[Speaker 2] I bet being an accountant is lucrative huh? I love my kids, but sometimes I wish I took a different path in life

[Speaker 1] Well, it has done me well.  And since I have no kids and am single, I've been able to save a lot of money and invest it.  So fortunately I've not had to worry about money.  I just worry about what I'll do with myself when I retire.

[Speaker 2] I know you don't like kids. It's just so hard for me to think that you'll never have any!


I am a profesional translator.

I am currently unemployed so I have time to write.

I want to become an author.

After finishing my career I discovered that I'm not that passionate about it.

I am writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year.

I'm a drummer in an indie band.

When I'm not touring with the band, I like to garden.

I volunteer at the local humane society.

My twin brother and I share an apartment.

One day I'd really like to skydive.

I really love learning different languages and habe been studying them for years.

I'm an author because I'm jobless.

I enjoy writing.

I hate my old job.

I want to be an author.

I have rehearsals three nights a week.

I like to spend time outside.

I help homeless animals.

I rent a place together with my sibling.

I want to jump out of plane.

[Speaker 1] Hello I'm juan carlos. Professional translator by trade.

[Speaker 2] Hello, I'm a drummer, we play indie.

[Speaker 1] That is great I am unemployed so I have time to write.

[Speaker 2] I like to garden and volunteer at the humane society. What do you write?

[Speaker 1] I'm writing a novel I hope to get it done this year.

[Speaker 2] I'm hoping to go skydiving later this year, when my brother comes back.

[Speaker 1] That sounds really neat great to have things your passionate about

[Speaker 2] It is. What are your hobbies?

[Speaker 1] Just writing really. Kind of got burned out on translating.

[Speaker 2] I can understand how that would take its toll on someone

[Speaker 1] No kidding. Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 2] Anything that can be done outdoors.

[Speaker 1] I like the outdoors too.

[Speaker 2] One day, I will live on the beach.

[Speaker 1] That sounds nice like a great place for writing!

[Speaker 2] It sure would be! I'm an artist too.

I am unemployed.

I am writing a novel.

I like the outdoors.

I am a drummer in an indie band.

I like to garden. I volunteer at the humane society.

I want to go skydiving. I have a brother.

I like the outdoors.

I like the beach.

I am an artist.

[Speaker 1] I ate my favorite Chinese food for lunch.

[Speaker 2] What do you consider your favorite?

[Speaker 1] I really love sesame chicken from this local place, the flavor is always amazing.  Do you enjoy Chinese food?

[Speaker 2] That sounds amazing! Yes, My personal favorite is General Tso's from this place near my favorite beach.

[Speaker 1] That's also a good choice, I see you have good taste!  You said you're an artist, what kind of art do you create?

[Speaker 2] I would say second to only chicken and broccoli! I mainly create portraits and do some caricature work on the boardwalk in my spare time. Do you enjoy art?

[Speaker 1] I broccoli is my favorite vegitable, they are like eating little trees.  Do you work with paints or oils?  Ever do digital painting?  I like some forms of art but I'm not huge on it.

[Speaker 2] Haha me too! I like feeling like a dinosaur when I'm eating. I mainly work with paints and specifically like to use watercolors. That's how I feel about it too, some forms are uninteresting.

[Speaker 1] Yes, exactly!  Land before time has always been the reason I do that ever since I was a child.  Watercolors make some of the most pleasant to look at art.  I tried to do a little art when I was younger but I was really only good at stick figures.  I'd love to see some of  your work.

[Speaker 2] I agree on all fronts! Hey stick figures can be difficult! I would love to show you next time I'm in town, have you finished your novel yet? I'd love to help you with the art if possible.

[Speaker 1] I'm not so sure about that, I could make stick figures with my eyes closed!  The novel is coming along, but I think I've hit some writers block.  I'd like to learn how to paint digitally.

[Speaker 2] But quality stick figures? That takes real talent. I could teach you some time and maybe learning a new skill will help you improve your writers block

I am writing a novel.

I like the outdoors.

I enjoy Chinese food. My favorite food is sesame chicken. I love broccoli.

I like art I'm not good at drawing.

I like the outdoors. I like the beach.

I like General Tso's. I love chicken and broccoli.

[Speaker 1] What are you currently working on?

[Speaker 2] I've been trying to do some self portraits in watercolour! but i've been really distracted with music again

[Speaker 1] Do you guys practice a lot and have a lot of shows? It can be hard to find a balance when you have a lot of talents.

[Speaker 2] we practice 3-4 times a week so it's really a lot! have you ever translated songs for anyone?

[Speaker 1] No, I haven't, but that would be a lot of fun. I find that, with music, people are more willing to just learn it in the language it is written in.

[Speaker 2] do you think? yeah to be honest i can think of a lot of artists who have mixed foreign languages into their work. I think Grimes did something in mandarin. are you translating anything at the moment?

[Speaker 1] Right now I'm between gigs. I had an interview at a school to basically be on call for whenever they need me, for parent meetings, etc. I hope I get that job, I really believe it is important that everyone feels heard and understood when it comes to their children.

[Speaker 2] no i completely agree! it must be rough having a child in school when you have a language barrier with the parents

[Speaker 1] I've heard about some major issues and misunderstandings that could have been easily avoided. I'm glad that this school I interviewed with is taking steps to address the issue, hopefully others will follow suit. Does your band ever use foreign language in songs?

[Speaker 2] we have done a few countdowns in spanish! our lead guitar has mexican heritage so he likes to mix it in sometimes! i agree i do hope it becomes mandatory to have translators in schools soon

[Speaker 1] I would love to come to one of your shows. Do you have any coming up?

[Speaker 2] We are playing in a couple of weeks! we are trying to finish up some new stuff first

I am Juan Carlos. I am a professional translator. I am unemployed. I interviewed for a job at a school to be a translator.

I am writing a novel.

I like the outdoors.

I like art I'm not good at drawing.

I am a drummer in an indie band. I am an artist. I create portraits. I draw with paints and watercolors. I paint self portraits in watercolor.

I like the outdoors. I like the beach.

I am in a band. We practice 3-4 times a week. The lead guitar player in my band has Mexican heritage. My band has a show in a couple weeks.

[Speaker 1] I really hope I get the job at the school.

[Speaker 2] Have faith, I am sure you will be successful in getting the job. What kind of translating work do you do?

[Speaker 1] I can translate anything from English, Spanish, French, and Portuguese.  I'm currently learning Mandarin to add to my resume.  I always like learning new languages.  The job at the school would mainly be English and Spanish translations though.

[Speaker 2] That is so impressive, I wish I could speak multiple languages and be skilled enough to serve as a translator. WIth those kinds of skills, I am sure you can find a job in many places if you tried. Was there a language you struggled the most in trying to learn?

[Speaker 1] French was the hardest, as Spanish and Portuguese are quite close.  Unfortunately, a lot of people that need translators already have them for the languages I know.  That's why I think learning Mandarin will help.  But enough about me, how are things going for you?

[Speaker 2] Its going well, my band and I have been practicing and preparing for a show thats going to happen in a couple of weeks. I'm a bit nervous about it, we normally have played for smaller gigs with a smaller crowd.

[Speaker 1] Is this a big gig?  I'll bet your band is super excited to get more attention.

[Speaker 2] I would say, its going to be at a forum with a sizeable amount of people. My band is definitely excited, hopefully we can get more fans from the event, and that we can play bigger performances in the future.

[Speaker 1] You'll have to send me the address for it.  I would love to come out and see you play.  I've never seen a band play live before.

[Speaker 2] I would be happy to send you the address. I'm suprised you have never been to a concert before, seems like most people have been to a couple in their life. What kind of music do you like to listen to?

[Speaker 1] I listen to a little bit of everything.  I find that I like to listen to the same style of music in different languages to find the cultural differences.

[Speaker 2] Sounds cool, I have listened to some songs in other languages a bit for personal enjoyment, but it is always inspiring to see how other artists use instruments to create unique sounds and songs.


I'm a travel agent.

I like fitness.

My favorite place to travel is jamaica.

My parents own a business that I m now running.

Yellow is my favorite color.
I love to workout.
I love the game halo.
I like to read.

I know a lot about other places.

I like hitting the gym.

I like to vacation in the carribbean.

I'm in charge of my dad and moms company.

I love bright clothing.
I like to exercise.
I play first shooter video games.
I enjoy books.

[Speaker 1] I love going to the'sland of jamaica

[Speaker 2] Jamaica is beautiful my friend went and showed me pictures. How are you doing

[Speaker 1] I'm in the business of selling vacations

[Speaker 2] That sounds interesting and rewarding! I'm a huge gamer

[Speaker 1] Oh wow, what kind of games do you like?

[Speaker 2] Halo is my all time favorite do you like videogames

[Speaker 1] Do you like to workout? I enjoy going to the gym.

[Speaker 2] Yeah I go as often as I can I even like reading workout books

[Speaker 1] Sometimes it can be nice to read a book while riding a stationary bike!

[Speaker 2] That does help make working out more fun.

[Speaker 1] It does make the time go by faster, kind of like when you play video games!

[Speaker 2] Yeah that's true. Whats your favorite color? Mine is yellow

[Speaker 1] I like yellow too, but my very favorite is blue, it is so calming

[Speaker 2] I can see that the sky is blue and its calming to look at sometimes

I love visiting Jamaica.
I work selling vacations.
I enjoy going to the gym.
My favourite colour is blue.

I am a gamer.
My favourite game is Halo.
I go to the gym.
My favourite colour is yellow.

[Speaker 1] I found a new workout that produces great results!

[Speaker 2] Oh please tell me more! I might have to try it at the gym today.

[Speaker 1] It is all about finding a weight that you can do with very little effort and doing over a hundred reps. It gave me so much burn so much more than I ever have had.

[Speaker 2] Wow I've never heard of that technique. I typically do very heavy weights and very few reps.

[Speaker 1] I did that for so long until I heard about this new method. I gave it a try for the past two weeks and have seen so much improvement.

[Speaker 2] Which muscles do you workout the most?

[Speaker 1] I mostly focus on legs but I am starting to focus all over.

[Speaker 2] Yep I'm mostly a leg person too. You should try crossfit. It's great for full body exercise I heard.

[Speaker 1] I have tried but I just never could stick to it. I am looking for a new video game to play, what do you suggest?

[Speaker 2] I just bought the new call od duty and it's awesome. I also enjoy NBA 2K! What kind of games are your favourite?

[Speaker 1] I play  call of duty: war zone a lot. Do you enjoy the new game?

[Speaker 2] Yep I love it. It's not as good as Halo but it is great for enjoying myself after work.

I love visiting Jamaica.

I work selling vacations.

My favourite colour is blue.

I like call of duty.

I am a gamer. I like NBA and Call of duty. My favourite game is Halo.

My favourite colour is yellow.

[Speaker 1] I gave up on playing call of duty

[Speaker 2] Really? Too bad, I thought you liked it. What happened?

[Speaker 1] I found a new favorite game, Fortnite. Did you hear about its new release? I'm so busy playing it I almost forget to go to the gym.

[Speaker 2] Lol, I have heard of it but I don't know if it's my jam. What's got you so into it?

[Speaker 1] It gives me the same thrill of Call of Duty, but now I can explore even more than what I already knew. Its gotten me so pumped up, I feel like I'm on a caffeine rush when I go to the gym. Have you hit a new bench recently?

[Speaker 2] I did 150 the other day. I was pretty proud of that. I'm trying to build up to benching my full body weight

[Speaker 1] Thats awesome! Congrats. I'm still sitting at 110. Any tips to help me? I want a summer-bod for Jamaica.

[Speaker 2] Definitely. Just don't overwork yourself and keep at it. I try to make sure I increase a little every week. And eat healthy, too! Are you eating well?

[Speaker 1] Yup sounds easier than it is. I am eating well, I probably will be eating better once I leave for Jamaica and leave all this processed food behind.

[Speaker 2] Ohh sounds great. Do they eat a lot of curry there? I love curry.

[Speaker 1] Yes! At least three times a week. I know how to make a good authentic curry from growing up there, I can show you sometime.

I work selling vacations.

I enjoy going to the gym. I mostly focus on legs when working out. I am trying to get in better shape. I consider my diet somewhat healthy.

My favourite colour is blue.

I stopped playing Call of Duty. My new favorite game is Fortnite.

I love visiting Jamaica. I am traveling to Jamaica this summer. I am from Jamaica. I know how to cook curry.

My favourite colour is yellow.

I usually go to a gym. I lift very heavy weights at the gym.I recently reached a new bench press record.

I have heard of Fortnite but I haven't played it.

I go to the gym.

I like to eat curry.

[Speaker 1] Do you still want to make some curry?

[Speaker 2] I've never really tried to cook, especially something that seems so complex like curry! To be honest with you, I don't even know what's in curry! Are you going to teach me how to make it?

[Speaker 1] I'd be happy to!  I actually made curry for dinner.  I find the key is that you have to get quality authentic ingredients from an Asian market.  The stuff you buy at the American grocery stores isn't very good.  Do you prefer Asian or Indian cudrries?

[Speaker 2] I've never had an Asian curry! I thought curries were only made in India! See! Shows you how much I know about cooking. Are you sure I'll be able to do this?

[Speaker 1] Yeah, you can totally do it.  I've made Indian curries as well though.  What is your favorite kind of Indian curry?

[Speaker 2] Even though my favorite color is yellow, the yellow curry is kind of plain to me. I really enjoy the green curry because it has so much spice and flavor. How about you? What is your favorite kind? And what kind will you be teaching me to cook?

[Speaker 1] My favorite Indian curry is probably chicken tikka masala (even though it's really British...) but I enjoy yellow Thai curry – it's called Massaman curry.  I could teach you how to make that!  It's made with potatoes and your choice of protein.

[Speaker 2] I think I would want chicken in mine. I've only had chicken in curry, I think anything else would be weird. What other meat do they put in curry? I'm really excited to learn how to cook this!

[Speaker 1] That's how I like my Massaman curry...with chicken.  You could put tofu or shrimp in it too.  It's up to you.  It can be fairly healthy too.  That'll help you keep your gym-body haha

[Speaker 2] Okay. I think tofu is where I draw my line LOL. I had tofu once before and it was so chewy and weird tasting! I don't understand why anyone eats that stuff if they aren't vegetarian! Do you like it?

[Speaker 1] I don't like it very much either, no.  If you get it fried in small chunks it's not too bad, but I'd much rather have chicken.  Speaking of healthy foods though, do you have any advice for me to be more efficient at getting into shape at the gym?

[Speaker 2] Diet is everything. Make sure your routine is evolving, and keeping up to pace with where you are at, or you can allow yourself to plateau and you might stop seeing results. Try to keep the lean protein intake up as high as possible, I usually recommend that people eat twice their body weight in grams of protein daily, even on rest days.


I like the green act.
I've a crotch rocket.
I'm employed.
I should follow a stricter diet.

I always found video games to be fun.

I have a home in canada.

I like to participate in exciting activities.

I like to grub on sushi.

My dog looks a little like a wolf.

[Speaker 1] Hello my name is ray

[Speaker 2] Hello ray. My name is jacob. What is up with you today?

[Speaker 1] I just started a new job cleaning out house gutters

[Speaker 2] Oh ok. Where are you from? I'm in toronto.

[Speaker 1] I like to listen jess greenberg while I clean out gutters, from florida

[Speaker 2] Me the great white north, you the south. Pets? Husky named rocko for me.

[Speaker 1] I am going to ride my motorcycle to toronto, but it isn't a harley

[Speaker 2] That's a long way! I enjoy using remote control cars.

[Speaker 1] I like to eat food that is high in carbs, my doctor tells me not to

[Speaker 2] How about fish? That is my favorite.

[Speaker 1] I like fish, but with mashed potatos

[Speaker 2] Yum!! Do you like nintendo? I do.

[Speaker 1] I like video games, mostly donkey kong

[Speaker 2] That's one of my favorites too. Anything else I should know about you?

[Speaker 1] Not really I do not why this chat hasn't stopped yet?

[Speaker 2] Right now. Take care!! Been nice chatting.


I spoil my pet.
I like making pasta.
I am looking for a job.
I love my nieces and nephews.

I love spin class.

I like to be surrounded by nature.

My folks are very good climbers.

I love to eat fluffy hotcakes in the morning.

I've chick.

[Speaker 1] Hi! How are you? Worlds best aunt here! Do you have any nephews nieces?

[Speaker 2] I don't have any nephews or nieces, but I met an awesome girl last month.

[Speaker 1] Nice! Do you already think she's the one?

[Speaker 2] Its hard to say. We have only been dating a month.

[Speaker 1] Good luck! Do you work or study? I'm in grad school, graduating this year!

[Speaker 2] I work a lot. I spend most my spare time in the outdoors.

[Speaker 1] Me too like the outdoors, especially with my dog! Gosh, I love my dog! Any pets?

[Speaker 2] No pets. I would love to get a dog to take on hikes!

[Speaker 1] Do you cook and what food? That could help you with the lady!

[Speaker 2] Not a huge cooker, but I do make a pretty mean breakfast though love pancakes.

[Speaker 1] Great! I enjoy italian and like to cook it.

[Speaker 2] I enjoy a good italian meal from time to time... Whats your dogs name?


I stay asleep all night.

I don't like to talk over the telephone.

I like to watch sports.

My mom takes care of my grandma.

I am usually doing something online.

I go to europe every year.

I like iced snacks.

I have a step mom.

When it is warm out, I like to build things.

I am a science major at john hopkins university.

[Speaker 1] Hello there! How are you?

[Speaker 2] I am doing good thanks for asking

[Speaker 1] What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 2] I am a construction worker, u?

[Speaker 1] I work in business. My work just gave me free tickets to hockey game!

[Speaker 2] What city are you in?

[Speaker 1] I live in nashville. You?

[Speaker 2] I'm in cali right now

[Speaker 1] I've never been there! Have you always live there?

[Speaker 2] Yes I've been here since I was 5

[Speaker 1] Wonderful! Do you like any sports?

[Speaker 2] I like watching football u?


I like to go antique shopping.
Guitar is my passion.
Stamp collecting is my favorite.
I love collecting actual discs.

I am very ambitious.

I enjoy making other people laugh.

On the weekends I help out at a homeless shelter.

I make sure I'm promptly where I'm supposed to be.

[Speaker 1] Hey, jefferson here, what is up?

[Speaker 2] Hey just killing some time before work got here early. You?

[Speaker 1] I'm browsing the web, trying to buy some vintage furniture.

[Speaker 2] Oh cool, I volunteer at a resale shop that has vintage furniture.

[Speaker 1] Wow that's very cool. Would you need a bass player at that shop?

[Speaker 2] A bass player at a vintage shop, now that would make for a good joke.

[Speaker 1] And I like collecting things like stamps too, so it would be great at comedy shows.

[Speaker 2] Oh perfect humor can change the world for the better.

[Speaker 1] Yeah I've a whole lot of comedians in a massive cd collection that I've.

[Speaker 2] I should come over and watch them to learn some new jokes.

[Speaker 1] Sounds fun! What are you doing with your time?

[Speaker 2] Besides a lot of volunteering, I go to a stand up to tell all my jokes.

[Speaker 1] Oh, is that how you make a living?

[Speaker 2] Yes, but I do more volunteering since I am always so early.

[Speaker 1] That is great, I wish I had enough time to give back to the community

[Speaker 2] I am sure you have very little free time. You are changing the world though.


I like the ocean.
I'm an author.
I am in the suburbs.
I like to study.
I've many family members.

I prefer thin crust.
I've no injuries.
Felines are my favorite pets.
I'm in great shape.

[Speaker 1] Hello there! How is your day going?

[Speaker 2] Hi. I love to eat pizza u?

[Speaker 1] Pizza is delicious. How have you spent your day? I have been reading.

[Speaker 2] I have never had any broken bones

[Speaker 1] What is your family life like?

[Speaker 2] I've alot of cats, 47 to be ex

[Speaker 1] Wow. That is a lot of cats. I have 5 siblings

[Speaker 2] I have 86 jars of baby food

[Speaker 1] Why do you have that much baby food?

[Speaker 2] I love to jump out of trees with money

[Speaker 1] That is an interesting hobby. I go to the beach a lot.

[Speaker 2] I eat bugs I my spare time

[Speaker 1] Odd. Did you go to school?

[Speaker 2] I don't believe in school

[Speaker 1] Oh. I earned a masters degree.

[Speaker 2] That is terrible news alfred


I'm a parent to 3 kids.
I live very close to my sister.
My car isn't anything too fancy.
My name is a family name.
I enjoy exercising.

My pupils are hazel.
My threads are light.
I prefer to be financially comfortable.
I have foot odor.

[Speaker 1] Hello how are you tonight

[Speaker 2] I'm good. Just finished combing my blonde hair.

[Speaker 1] Nice. I just got my 3 kids to bed.

[Speaker 2] I don't have any kids.

[Speaker 1] I squeeze my 3 kids in my little honda civic haha no soccer van here

[Speaker 2] I drive a bmw x5.

[Speaker 1] Nice car. I walk a lot too, I love walking

[Speaker 2] I enjoy walking, and sometimes I run.

[Speaker 1] Oh cool I run down to my best friends house all the time. She lives close.

[Speaker 2] What color are your eyes? Mine are brown.

[Speaker 1] Light blue just like my grandmother that I'm named after

[Speaker 2] Oh that's neat. My grandmother passed away a few years ago.

[Speaker 1] Aw sorry to hear that. Were you guys close?

[Speaker 2] Yes, we were. We spent a lot of time together.


I have 10 alpacas.
I own a home with 5 acres of land.
I'm active on my city council.
I only eat locally sourced food.
I like wide, open spaces.

I visit animal shelters fairly often.

I'm always looking for wildlife when I'm outside.

I get along better with animals than people.

I enjoy watching animal videos on the internet.

I own animals that look like llamas.

I've a lot of park space surrounding my house.

I am an elected official.

I consume organic.

I like my room.

I want to adopt a dog someday.

I enjoy viewing the animals in the wild.

I prefer beasts to humans.

I love videotaping my dog doing cute stuff.

[Speaker 1] Hey how is it goin tonight

[Speaker 2] Its going great. Whats up with you?

[Speaker 1] Taking it easy looking at shark tank thinking about city concil

[Speaker 2] Cool I am watching animal videos. I love animals.

[Speaker 1] That is awesome, I've goats on my 5 acres

[Speaker 2] Wow. I love the nature and wildlife

[Speaker 1] I like to look at animal planet

[Speaker 2] Animals are my life, I volunteer at the shelter.

[Speaker 1] That's great we need that, I'm very active in my community helping the youth

[Speaker 2] That's something we need to, our youth are the future.

[Speaker 1] That is right I'm very passionate about it

[Speaker 2] That is a nice quality

[Speaker 1] Yeah, I am very active on the city council

[Speaker 2] Where do you reside currently?

I have goats.
I like animal planet.
I help youth in the community.

[Speaker 1] Do you also enjoy watching animal planet being an animal lover?

[Speaker 2] Yes, that's one of my favorite things to do. I love animals a lot. So do you sell your goat or you keep it as pet

[Speaker 1] I keep them as pets and I also make goat milk and goat milk soap.

[Speaker 2] Fantastic, you can't a dairy so fresh as that, wish I can live like that

[Speaker 1] Yeah. It's great! So what type of work do you do at the animal shelter that you volunteer for? Do you resuce the animals or what?

[Speaker 2] I feed the animals and get to check their vitals from time to time , so what do you do with the youth in the community

[Speaker 1] That's great! I love animals. I'm glad that you are doing your part in helping them. I mentor the youth and help them find fun activities to keep them busy and help them learn.

[Speaker 2] Wow, that's wonderful. Your effort is great at keeping the kids engaged and out of trouble, I'm glad it's something you love to do

[Speaker 1] Thank you! I know that you love wildlife. Have you ever gone hiking or camping?

[Speaker 2] Yea, I have done that once and I didn't enjoy it , I guess because I fell sick, hoping to try it sometime in the future

[Speaker 1] Oh, sorry to hear that! I've never gone hiking or camping, but I enjoy watching wildlife in my back yard.

[Speaker 2] Good for you, that's one thing I love about the country side, it gives you the opportunity of witnessing such, I live in the city

I love animals. I enjoy watching animal planet. I have a goat as a pet. I milk my goat. I enjoy watching wildlife in my back yard.

I love nature and wildlife. I volunteer at a animal shelter. I enjoy watching animal planet.

I would like to have a goat.

I do not like hiking and camping. I have been sick.

I live in the city.

[Speaker 1] My goat just had a baby!

[Speaker 2] Oh my goodness, i'm feeling better now! Can I come over this weekend and see? Boy or girl?

[Speaker 1] Yes, and there's some fresh milk in it for you too if you're interested! It's a little girl so we'll have her for milk and cheese when she's bigger! So adorable!

[Speaker 2] Wow, I would love that! I want a goat so badly. Hopefully within the next 5 years I can move out of the city and start my animal family.

[Speaker 1] If I've got any more by then I can send one your way. At this rate I would not be surprised. Where would you head to live?

[Speaker 2] I like your area actually. I day dream about having a backyard like yours.

[Speaker 1] The next plot of land has been open for years, might be worth looking into. You would share that very same view.

[Speaker 2] Thanks for the tip! I forgot to tell you, my boss offered for you to bring your youth group into the shelter as a field trip if you would like

[Speaker 1] Of course, I always want good neighbors! That would be such a great opportunity to see animals from a different view than they do locally, if I can get the parents to sign off that would be amazing! Thank you too haha!

[Speaker 2] I mean, she's not really my boss. She's the volunteer group leader. I'll send over her email address later. Did you see the new show that premiered on Animal Planet last night?

[Speaker 1] You are all doing great work there regardless of structure! Thank you! The show about the big cats?

[Speaker 2] Yes! Better keep those cats away from the goats lol

I love animals. I enjoy watching animal planet. I milk my goat. I enjoy watching wildlife in my back yard. I have 2 female goats.

I mentor youth in the community. I love my work with youth. I run a youth group.

I would like to have a goat.

I live in the city.

I want a goat but I don't have yard space. I want a backyard.

[Speaker 1] When do you want to come and see the baby goat?

[Speaker 2] Right now! But I can't. Are you free tomorrow? I really want to see her

[Speaker 1] Sure! I'll be here all morning.  She is really cute!  In the afternoon I have to work with the kids, though.

[Speaker 2] I mean would you by chance need anyone to watch her in the afternoon? You know hypothetically?

[Speaker 1] Sure! They usually get along pretty well by themselves, but if you'd like to spend time with them I know they like you. They really like people, so they will probably adopt you! haha

[Speaker 2] This all sounds so fantastic, thank you for letting me see them. How has your youth group been going recently?

[Speaker 1] Very rewarding as always!  Most of them haven't seen many animals and haven't had any pets.  I've brought some of the kids to meet the goats too, and they were so happy!  It's sad how some of the kids have had to lead their lives. It feels good to give them something positive.

[Speaker 2] I think it is incredible that you give back like that and how much joy your goats bring. Do you plan on getting anymore animals or do you just want to stick with the goats for now?

[Speaker 1] I'm thinking about creating a pond if I can buy the vacant lot next door.  Then I'll probably get some ducks and geese.

[Speaker 2] Uh oh, watch out for the geese, I have heard that geese can get very aggressive. Do you think you will be able to deal with that?

[Speaker 1] Yeah, I think so. I have a pretty good way with animals.  I'm thinking about adopting a hedgehog too. They are so cute!

[Speaker 2] A hedgehog?? I have never seen one of those in person before. If you get one I might just never leave


She's a caretaker.
I am not a fan of soy products.
I am around people all day.
I care about the environment.
I bought a house.

I prefer to go up north.
I am studying to be a gynecologist.
I enjoy rock bands.
I enjoy fantasy board games.

[Speaker 1] Hey how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] Fine just packing for my trip to canada and you?

[Speaker 1] Nothing I just do not like tofu.

[Speaker 2] Yeah I do not do tofu or hummus, but I love van halen

[Speaker 1] Interesting, I listen to van halen in my prius.

[Speaker 2] Nice it brings me back when music had a purpose also helps me study

[Speaker 1] That is good, I usually listen to music on my way to the law firm.

[Speaker 2] Nice I can't wait to graduate med school 1 more year!

[Speaker 1] I went to grad school while stay at home wife would be home.

[Speaker 2] Aww I hope my fiance is ready for me to pop the question at comicon

[Speaker 1] Well I hope your ready for anything to happen as I'm in my owned home.

[Speaker 2] Aww I hope my fiance is ready for me to pop the question at comicon

[Speaker 1] I hope she is too

[Speaker 2] I met her through a friend who got me into dungeons and dragons


I'm an lpn at sacred heart.

My mane is bright colored.

I have an allergy to a flying insect.

I've 4 older siblings.

I love living in the state of the great lakes.

I have a identical sibling, jane.
My child cannot see.
I fly a lot.
I like to eat greasy things.

[Speaker 1] Hello. How are you doing?

[Speaker 2] I'm doing great what do you do for fun?

[Speaker 1] I enjoy working as a nurse at the hospital. Very fun to me.

[Speaker 2] I am a pilot for southwest airlines. I love flying!

[Speaker 1] Cool! Where do you live? I live in grand rapids, michigan.

[Speaker 2] Woah! I live in texas. Do you have any sisters or brothers?

[Speaker 1] Yes. I'm the youngest out of five children.

[Speaker 2] I have one too. I have an identical twin sister.

[Speaker 1] Cool! Do you like the color pink? My hair is pink.

[Speaker 2] I love the color pink! If I could I would die mine pink.

[Speaker 1] I'm allergic to hair dye, so I use something else. Also, bees I'm allergic to.

[Speaker 2] Ouch. So I guess honey and fried chicken is out of the question then yeah?

[Speaker 1] Yes. Definitely. Honey gives me a stomach ache too.

[Speaker 2] Well I love fried chicken honey or no!


I can play the piano.
I am kind of a homebody.
I love music.
I'm an accomplished lyricist.
I am a musician.

I like being with the people I know best.

I bought a chevy at the dealer the other day.

I want to begin my own company.

I love watching nfl.

How the country is ran is something that I dabble in.

[Speaker 1] Hi.. How is your weekend going??

[Speaker 2] It is going well, how is yours?

[Speaker 1] Night is still young.. Partying

[Speaker 2] Very fun. I spent the day out with my friends and family.

[Speaker 1] Great.. Whare aare you from??

[Speaker 2] I'm from colorado. What about you?

[Speaker 1] I'm from boston ma

[Speaker 2] Cool. Other than partying what do you like to do?

[Speaker 1] Music.. We have a rock band

[Speaker 2] Do you write your own music or do covers?

[Speaker 1] Both.. Sometimes covers and some time new

[Speaker 2] Seen any good games? I'm eager for football season to get underway.


I love to read.

My favorite movie is goodfellas.

I go to a private high school.

While both my parents have thick european accents, I do not.

I'm enrolled in several college credit courses.

I drive a motorcycle instead of a car.

I am a bibliophile.
I check written words.
I like to watch sports.
I like mob movies.

I am enrolled in a exclusive education system.

Although my mother and father both speak with a german inflection, my dialect is strictly american.

I take school for points.

I like driving fast and dangerously.

[Speaker 1] Hey what is poppin my man?

[Speaker 2] Not much here.. Just studying. What about you?

[Speaker 1] What are you studying? Watching a movie here.

[Speaker 2] Everything! School just started. What are you watching?

[Speaker 1] I am watching my favorite movie. Its called goodfellas. Have you seen it?

[Speaker 2] No, too violent for me.. Ll. I am more of a comedy person.

[Speaker 1] How lame th. What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 2] Still going to school. And you?

[Speaker 1] I work for a greeting card company. As a proofreader.

[Speaker 2] Ahh.. Very interesting! How long have you been doing that?

[Speaker 1] A few months. I love it. Because of how much reading is required.

[Speaker 2] I guess reading can be fun when its not mandatory... Like in school

[Speaker 1] Well, I love reading. I guess I'm just that fabulous.

[Speaker 2] Do you get to submit ideas for cards as well?

[Speaker 1] Sometimes. But only when its not football hockey season.

[Speaker 2] So, only during swimming tennis season?

My favorite movie is goodfellas.

I am a proofreader for a greeting card company. I love to read. I enjoy watching football and hockey games.

I am a student.
I like comedy movies.
I don't work.

[Speaker 1] I wrote a new greeting card! Would you like to hear it?

[Speaker 2] I would love to! I hope it makes me laugh.

[Speaker 1] I Miss Ewe. (and a picture of a sheep). Not my best, but I'm a little rusty lately, to be honest. How's classes?

[Speaker 2] I am a sucker for puns. Love it! Classes are going well, so much studying though.

[Speaker 1] I love puns too, glad you appreciate. Oh I bet. I was never good at motivating myself to study. How much longer do you have left?

[Speaker 2] Thankfully I plan on graduating next December - just a little under a year. I am so ready for the next step! You watching the game this weekend?

[Speaker 1] Yes! I'm excited. I need to go to the store and buy some snacks. How about you? Any fun plans for the weekend?

[Speaker 2] Not sure, studying (obviously) but I might have some time to binge some Netflix or something. Any good comedy recommendations?

[Speaker 1] I've been rewatching Arrested Development and it's just as good as the first time around. They have a lot of good comedy movies on there too - I watched Knocked Up there other day, it was funny

[Speaker 2] omg I love Arreested Development. What could a banana cost, Michael? 10 dollars? You should figure out how to incorporate that into a greeting card somehow lol

[Speaker 1] That's a smart idea! "Happy birthday. Go see a Star War" LOL! I'll have to pitch that one

[Speaker 2] Please do, and let me know how your boss takes it. Good litmus test for company culturelol

My favorite movie is goodfellas. I watched Arrested Development more than once. I watch comedies.

I have a boss. I am a proofreader for a greeting card company. I write greeting cards. I love to read. I enjoy watching football and hockey games.

I haven't been working lately.

I love puns. I lack motivation to study.

I like puns.

I like comedy movies. I watch Netflix.

I love Arrested Development.

[Speaker 1] What did you think of the last season of Arrested Development?

[Speaker 2] The last one? It's hard to end things right after such a long run. Honestly to this day I'm still not sure.

[Speaker 1] I agree with you, the last season sucked. Listen, I think you need to start working on a resume for after you graduate.

[Speaker 2] Some shows go out with a bang. That may be why it is better to end earlier. I don't have much outside of school for my resume, that is my biggest worry!

[Speaker 1] Well I would be happy to proofread your resume for you once you have written it. Have you considered working in comedy?

[Speaker 2] You could help me write the whole thing honestly, I wouldn't know where to begin. I hadn't thought much about it, but my degree could take me in that direction... I can't believe the thought hadn't crossed my mind!

[Speaker 1] I would be happy to help you write it, it would be my pleasure. We could meet at the bar, have a few drinks, maybe watch the football game, and get to work on this resume right away!

[Speaker 2] When have you got in mind? Sunday? I would appreciate that more than I can say! You really think I could get into comedy writing?

[Speaker 1] Sunday sounds great. Yes I really think comedy is in your wheelhouse. For example, that joke you told the other night about the priest and the rabbi had me in stitches!

[Speaker 2] Can't wait in that case. Oh that one is old as gold, the real zingers are still in my head for a rainy day. Maybe I can pull this off, thank you for the encouragement!

[Speaker 1] Hey no problem fella. It's great to see a budding young comedy talent like yourself. The comedy scene needs frsh new faces, and you've got what it takes to be special. Whould you rather be a stand-up comedian or a writer?

[Speaker 2] Well it is great to have the support. Definitely writing, I like to be behind the scenes and I find it more flexible. But who knows?

I haven't been working lately.

I am a student. I graduate in under a year. I'm ready to graduate. I don't work. I haven't started work on my resume. I have little professional experience outside of school. My degree is related or applicable to comedy. I know a good number of good jokes. I like the work of crafting things behind the scenes.

I like puns.

I like comedy movies. I watch Netflix. I like TV shows that go out with a bang.

I love Arrested Development.

[Speaker 1] Since you're graduating soon, thinking of doing a senior prank?

[Speaker 2] Even though, I am excited to graduate school, I do not think I will do a senior prank. Did you ever do a senior prank?

[Speaker 1] No, I think I'd be nervous about that. What if they decided not to graduate me for the prank? Do you think you'll continue with comedy at Graduate School?

[Speaker 2] I would agree with you, I think its a bad idea. I am not sure if I should go to grad school because I do not have much professional experience. Did you go to grad school?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I studied Creative Writing and Communications and started a novel but I got caught up in my job writing greeting cards. It pays the bills and I was struggling financially.

[Speaker 2] Oh, that must be an interesting career. Do you enjoy the job that you work for or are you considering transitioning to a different job/career?

[Speaker 1] I really want to write and paint. I'd love to live by the ocean. I think I need to win the lottery maybe.

[Speaker 2] Maybe instead of you proofreading greeting cards, you can create them. That would allow you to be more happy since you can be creative?

[Speaker 1] Yes. I've been trying that lately. It helps but I think I need a major change. Did you ever think of going to film school since you like working behind the scenes. Maybe directing comedies. Netflix is so popular these days.

[Speaker 2] I have considered going back to film school, but the cost is so exponential and the chance of me landing a film on Netflix seems to be so low.

[Speaker 1] True. When I lived in L.A., there were jobs everywhere though. Every waiter is an actor or a screenwriter there or even a comedian. There's tons of opportunities. I hope you find a job that fits well with what you love!

[Speaker 2] Thank you so much for the inspiring message! I will pursue my passions and hopefully everything will work out!


I'm a fan of california rolls.
I've a puppy.
I like aqua tones.
I drive a suv.

I enjoy expressing myself through painting and sculpting.

Japanese and italian are my favorite types of foods.

I love growing vegetables.

I'm a man in my sixties.

I like the weird act.

[Speaker 1] Hi there, how are you?

[Speaker 2] Doing well. Listening to ween and eating some sushi. You?

[Speaker 1] What a coincidence! Sushi is my favourite food.

[Speaker 2] No way! What kind? I love chicken parm

[Speaker 1] Cali! Tell me more about yourself.

[Speaker 2] Never had that kind. I am a 75 year old that loves to paint

[Speaker 1] I've a very huge love for all dogs.

[Speaker 2] I love dogs. They scare away the rabbits from eating my garden

[Speaker 1] Almost everything in my room is blue, it happens to be my favourite color.

[Speaker 2] Cool. I think blue is very zen. My last painting was based off of the color blue

[Speaker 1] I finally bought my own car a few weeks ago!

[Speaker 2] Nice, where are you going to go in it?

[Speaker 1] I am going to go everywhere

[Speaker 2] Its been 10 years since I've drive. My eyesight is too bad now

[Speaker 1] That sucks. Sorry about that.

[Speaker 2] Its okay. I love to just stay home and work in my garden


I'm in high school apart of the school band.

I love watching grey s anatomy.

I've to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right.

My mom is my favorite person of all people.

I'm a weirdo.
I have often been called a slacker.
I ride a skateboard.
I have blue and orange hair.

I play the tuba.
I enjoy medical drama movies.
I am ordered.
There is nothing like my mother.

People find me to be off.

My boss said I needed to step up my game.

I like to hit the board.

I've a dyed head.

[Speaker 1] Hey! Hows it going tonight?

[Speaker 2] Great! I like to skateboard

[Speaker 1] That is awesome! I am in band at school! Sometimes I skateboard after practice.

[Speaker 2] Awesome, I love to skateboard too

[Speaker 1] Whats going on? I'm watching greys anatomy lol my favorite!

[Speaker 2] Oh my gosh, were you supposed to say that? I'm too!

[Speaker 1] Haha that is so funny! Great minds!!! Do you have lots of friends?

[Speaker 2] Not really. I'm too good for them

[Speaker 1] Haha I love my friends. I think my mom is my favorite person though!

[Speaker 2] I have a terrible mom. I'm happy for you

[Speaker 1] Oh no!!! Whys she terrible?

[Speaker 2] She's really mean. Does not care about me

[Speaker 1] I am sorry. That's hard. Jesus cares though!

[Speaker 2] I know he does. That's what helps me

[Speaker 1] He will always care. Seriously. He will never leave you.

[Speaker 2] Thank you for that. I appreciate it

I like to skateboard.  I am in the band at school.

Grey's Anatomy is my favorite show.

My mom is my favorite person.

I like to skateboard.
Grey's Anatomy is my favorite show.
I don't have many friends.

[Speaker 1] Did you see Grey's this week?

[Speaker 2] Yes it was very good. I always feel that it is so thrilling and dramatic. Who is your favorite character?

[Speaker 1] I agree, I thought it was an incredibly intense episode that had me on the edge of my seat. It was McDreamy back in the day, but I still stand by Meredith. Who is yours?

[Speaker 2] Meredith is my favorite character too. I sometimes rewatch some of my favorite episodes. Do you?

[Speaker 1] Me too, the older episodes were a higher quality and I love to rewatch things I have seen before if I'm not out skateboarding lol

[Speaker 2] Do you skateboard in the weekends or weekdays as well. What is your favorite trick?

[Speaker 1] Whenever I have the time, if Grey's isn't on I'm probably doing ollies but can do a mean kickflip! What is yours?

[Speaker 2] My favorite trick is the Shuvit. What other shows do you watch other than Greys?

[Speaker 1] That is a good one! I like many medical dramas and I watch a lot of documentaries with my Mom. What is yours?

[Speaker 2] I also like to watch medical dramas. I just feel attracted to it. It has been one of my passions for some time. I am even thinking about it in terms of a career.

[Speaker 1] Same here, they have a good pace and while dramatic of course they are really entertaining. Did Grey's inspire you or another show?

[Speaker 2] Yes you are soo right. I was inspired by greys anatomy.

I am in the band at school.

I like medical dramas and documentaries. Grey's Anatomy is my favorite show. Meredith is my favorite character on Grey's.

My mom is my favorite person.

I like to skateboard. My favorite skateboard trick is Shuvit.

I like medical dramas. Grey's Anatomy is my favorite show. Meredith is my favorite character on Grey's.

I don't have many friends.

[Speaker 1] So have you been out skateboarding or watching Grey's since we last talked?

[Speaker 2] I went to the skatepark just a few hours ago actually!

[Speaker 1] Nice! Were there a lot of people there? Sometimes I like it when the park is crowded, but when I'm trying to perfect a trick, I like it to be pretty empty.

[Speaker 2] Its still too chilly for most people so it was only a couple of this. You do better alone? I never really thought about it. I just get in my own world.

[Speaker 1] I just like to have room when I'm working on something. I zone out, too, so I like it when I don't have to worry about running over a little kid or something.

[Speaker 2] Hahaha, thankfully they steer clear when I'm there. Or I'd just ollie on over them, good for the reflexes! No I'm kidding, if you wanna go sometime let me know!

[Speaker 1] I'm down to go whenever! Well, maybe let it warm up a bit, then I'm down whenever, lol.

[Speaker 2] I find it easier in the cold, don't have to worry about staying cool obviously but I think we have a plan! Are there any tricks you would like to work on?

[Speaker 1] Since you're an expert with shuvit, maybe you could give me some pointers. How about you, are you working on anything new?

[Speaker 2] Oh, we can get that down in a weekend, sounds like a good challenge! I'm always working on something new, there's a flip I've GOT to show you in particular.

[Speaker 1] Nice! I love learning from someone who is just as enthusiastic as I am!

[Speaker 2] All the same, maybe you can show me a thing or two! I look forward to it!

I am in the band at school.

My mom is my favorite person.

I like to skateboard.  Ollies and kickflip are my favorite skateboard tricks. I like skateboarding alone.

I don't have many friends. I like skateboarding alone.

[Speaker 1] I saw this cool skateboarding compilation on Youtube. Want me to share the link?

[Speaker 2] Sure let me see it, do think there are some things I could pull off on there?

[Speaker 1] Awesome, here's the link! https://youtube.com/test - For sure! You love the Shuvit trick right? You'll definitely love this video. Tell me what you think of it.

[Speaker 2] Oh man, these people really know what they are doing! This makes me think I have a lot of work to do, but there are definitely things I can try to work on!

[Speaker 1] I knew you'd like it! Ah, don't worry man, keep practicing and we'll both get that good one day real soon. Also, did you catch the latest episode of Greys Anatomy last night?!

[Speaker 2] Of course. You know I don't miss that. That show never misses. I know it's been out a while, but it better not go anywhere anytime soon

[Speaker 1] I can't believe what happened to Meredith! I'm so excited to see what happens on next weeks episode. I can't wait. Do you want to come my place and watch it together?

[Speaker 2] I was going to ask you! But since you asked first, sure I would love to! I like to eat popcorn when I watch, would that be okay?

[Speaker 1] Sounds good man! It's a plan. I love to eat popcorn too, I'll make sure to pick some up from the store before you come. Do you like sweet, or salted popcorn?

[Speaker 2] Sweet all day, but it is your place, you should pick what you like the most. I like all types of popcorn!

[Speaker 1] I'm a sweet popcorn guy too, so it's all good! Maybe we could practice some skate tricks after the show too. Remember to bring your board with you.

[Speaker 2] This is going to be an amazing night, next week needs to hurry up!


I've roses in my yard.
I enjoy seeing japanese cartoons.
I work in the tech field.
I like snickers bar.

My favorite bands are from south korea.
I journal as often as I can.
I like to play xbox.
I am employed at a motel.

[Speaker 1] Hi

[Speaker 2] Hi, how are you?

[Speaker 1] Good what are your hobbies

[Speaker 2] I like videogames and I am a big music fan.

[Speaker 1] Cool I like anime

[Speaker 2] Yeah, me too. I am also a part time writer.

[Speaker 1] That is cool! I love gardening its so relaxing

[Speaker 2] Yeah, that is nice. I need to relax!

[Speaker 1] Do you have a stressful job?

[Speaker 2] I do! I work in a hotel on the night shift!

[Speaker 1] Oh wow that does sound stressful

[Speaker 2] Yeah, it gets crazy sometimes.


I love music from the 60s.

I do not eat healthy.

My boyfriend from my teenage years and I wed.

I am married with triplets.

I have no job.

I want to get my own places.

I like animals.

I'm a gemini.

I love it when trees are green and flowers bloom.

[Speaker 1] Hello. How are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] I'm doing great. Just playing with my cat. What are you doing?

[Speaker 1] I am taking care of my kids.

[Speaker 2] How many do you have?

[Speaker 1] Me and my husband have three kids.

[Speaker 2] I live with my parents. No husband yet. Where did you meet?

[Speaker 1] We were high school sweethearts.

[Speaker 2] How romantic. How many years together?

[Speaker 1] I'm a big soda fan. What do you like? Five years

[Speaker 2] I love the summer them on the new coca cola bottles. Which soda do you like?

[Speaker 1] Do you like the band the rolling stones?

[Speaker 2] I love the rolling stones, my favorite song is thunder.

[Speaker 1] I'm a big pepsi fan myself.

[Speaker 2] Pepsi rocks they have great commercials.

[Speaker 1] Anything else you would like to share?

[Speaker 2] I am looking for a job but not sure what industry. What do you do?


I favorite brand of clothing is donna karen.

I love to read the bible before I go to bed.

I'm an middle school teacher for 8th grade.

I sing in the church choir every sunday.

I'm an excellent baker.

I was born on christmas day.

I went to law school.

Everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had.

My preferred style of jeans is from the dk line.

I like to hear about god before sleep.

I educated tweens and teens.

I am a religious person.

I like to bake.

I share my birthday with jesus.

I am a lawyer.

I make the greatest dessert all my friends say so.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] Good how are you? Do you like cinnamon rolls?

[Speaker 1] I great thanks! I love cinnamon rolls!

[Speaker 2] I am really good at baking. What do you like to do?

[Speaker 1] I am a middle school teacher for 8th grade students.

[Speaker 2] Do you ever bake for them

[Speaker 1] I don't know how to bake, but I enjoy singing in the church choir on sundays.

[Speaker 2] Oh sounds fun. I heard that kids behave well when you give them sedatives.

[Speaker 1] I like to read the bible to them. I also read before going to bed.

[Speaker 2] That sounds exciting. I'm illiterate.

[Speaker 1] Oh no! What is your favourite clothing brand? Mine is donna karen.

[Speaker 2] I like any brand that good will carries.

[Speaker 1] That sounds great, and affordable!

[Speaker 2] I hate to admit this, but I was born on the day that is called christmas.

[Speaker 1] Perhaps your name is jesus?

[Speaker 2] No. My pecan pie is the best any have had at my law school.

I love cinnamon rolls.

I am a teacher.

I go to church on sundays.

I like to read.

Donna Karen is my favorite clothing brand.

I can't read.

I like Good Will.

My birthday is on Christmas.

[Speaker 1] I tried making some cinnamon rolls myself, but i messed them up.

[Speaker 2] That's okay, I'm sure you will make them better next time. Sometimes when I make them they don't work either.

[Speaker 1] Do you have any tips to make them well?

[Speaker 2] I think overpreparing the dough can be a big problem. I try not to work it too much. Is there anything else you enjoy cooking/baking?

[Speaker 1] I enjoy baking brownies, they always turn out great.

[Speaker 2] That's true, and mostly just sugar so they taste phenomenal as well.

[Speaker 1] I use sugar alternatives so they are a bit healthier. Have you ever found anything neat at GoodWill?

[Speaker 2] That's definitely a wise idea, anything to reduce the amount of sugar is good. Loads! There's always bargains there. My favourite purchase recently was an expensive coat that I got for around $3. Do you ever go to GoodWill yourself?

[Speaker 1] I have a few times. The good will store near me never has much but I found a huge beautiful mirror for only $5 and I cleaned it up and sold it for over $200. I need to go more. I just never have time to go through all the clothes.

[Speaker 2] Wow, that's an impressive turnover. Loads of people I know do that, thrifting and reselling. There's something really thrilling about it. You are right, things can be chaotic in there but there are real gems. Beats a high street store for sure.

[Speaker 1] I never can feel good about what I buy if I spend a lot on it. I love getting it for lower.

[Speaker 2] Me too, and it's so much better for the planet. Do you try to be sustainable in other ways too?

I am a teacher.

I go to church on sundays.

I like to read.

I love cinnamon rolls. I made cinnamon rolls for the first time. I enjoy baking brownies. I eat healthy and use sugar alternatives.

I have been to GoodWill before. I have sold items online before. I am frugal with my money.

I am good at baking. Pecan pie is my favorite. I am experienced at making cinnamon rolls.

I can't read.

My birthday is on Christmas.

I love GoodWill and have found lots of bargains there.

I am environmentally conscious.

[Speaker 1] My friend took me to GoodWill and I found a name brand coat for really cheap!

[Speaker 2] That is so great! Getting something you love for a bargain price makes it all the better. Society wastes so much that could be repurposed or used by someone else!  Was it Donna Karen? What brand?

[Speaker 1] I wish it were Donna Karen but it was Ralph Lauren. It is a cute navy color. Almost sailor like. I like that you are mindful of waste. I agree!

[Speaker 2] Sounds great! I made cinnamon rolls yesterday in your honor. I topped them with strawberries, whipped cream, and granola to put a twist on them. They were delicious! You could just do berries and keep them pretty healthy. How have your students been this week?

[Speaker 1] I have never thought about strawberries on cinnamon rolls...that sounds awesome! School is off for a couple days. I still had some in service responsiblities to do and I got caught up on a lot of paperwork. We start back up on Thursday.  I can do some more baking tomorrow and those rolls sound delicious....would blueberries work too?

[Speaker 2] I think any fruit would be yummy. I love the natural sugars in the fruit so whatever is in season and looks good would be yummy. I'd love to hear if you liked them if you get a chance to make them. That is so great that you were able to catch up. Teachers do a lot to help kids.

[Speaker 1] I will definitely tell you if I get a chance to make them tomorrow. If you are free after work tomorrow, you should come over and have coffee or tea with me and I will let you try out my creation. Would that work for you?

[Speaker 2] That is so sweet. I'd love to.  Can I bring some pecan pie to share as well?

[Speaker 1] Oh Please!!! What would you prefer with the goodies, coffee or tea?

[Speaker 2] I'm good with either. It will be great to just enjoy the company. I'd love to see your jacket too. Someday I'd like to go thrifting with you too. Having another set of eyes can sometimes make all the difference. Plus, it is nice to chat while you search. Maybe in a few weeks?

I am a teacher.

I go to church on sundays.

I like to read.

I am good at baking. Pecan pie is my favorite. I made cinnamon rolls with strawberries and whipped cream.

I can't read.

My birthday is on Christmas.

I am environmentally conscious.

[Speaker 1] Did you already make the Pecan pie, or were you going to make it tomorrow before we get together?

[Speaker 2] I was going to make it tomorrow before you come, so its nice and fresh! You don't eat sugar right? I'll make sure to use some sugar free ingredients for you.

[Speaker 1] Well, I wont say I don't ever eat it, haha! I cheat sometimes. But yes I try to only use things like Stevia instead of sugar. What do you want me to bake for tomorrow? I can either make cinnamon rolls or more of my brownies.

[Speaker 2] Everyone cheats sometimes, right?! But I'm trying to cut down on my sugar consumption too! Hmm, I mean I do love your brownies. But, I think I'd really like to see what your cinnamon rolls are like!

[Speaker 1] Okay. That sounds good, then. I'm a little tight on money lately but I think I have everything on hand that I need to make them. Are we meeting up tomorrow at your place?

[Speaker 2] Sounds great! You know how much I love to find a bargain at Goodwill, if you want to save some money you should come with me sometime. Sure, we can meet at my place whenever you're ready to come.

[Speaker 1] I was actually at Goodwill earlier today. I can't drive by that place without stopping! But I found this really nice Ralph Lauren jacket, you have to see it. It was only $5!

[Speaker 2] OMG really?! Ralph Lauren for only $5?! That's amazing! That's why I love Goodwill so much. You'll have to wear it tomorrow and show me what its like.

[Speaker 1] I'm going to. I feel fancy when I have it on. I would never buy this jacket at full price, you know me! I'd rather have 10 jackets for the same price. Do you want to come to church with me this Sunday?

[Speaker 2] Me neither, I'm sure they like over $100 at full price right? Such a bargain! For sure! I had to miss Church last week but I'll tag along with you this Sunday.

[Speaker 1] You'd better! I was missing you last week, and so was Jesus. He told me himself. He's not angry but he says that service just isn't the same without you there. Amen, is he right. I have a surprise for you next Sunday! :)

[Speaker 2] The relatives we're in town so I just couldn't make it! I'll make it up to you, and Jesus this week! A surprise?! I'll be wondering what it is all week now!


I love ergonomic keyboards and chairs.

I can t get enough of rap music, it s so good.

I just bought a new pair of sneakers and they feel great.

I love ergonomic keyboards and chairs.

My favorite thing to do is sleep.

My favorite place to travel is jamaica.

I like fitness.

I'm a travel agent.

My parents own a business that I m now running.

I'm traveling to barbados next month.

I'm all about posture.
I love hip hop.
I got some kicks that are awesome.
I'm all about posture.
I'm a pretty lazy person.

I like to vacation in the carribbean.

I like hitting the gym.

I know a lot about other places.

I'm in charge of my dad and moms company.

I'm going to an island soon.

[Speaker 1] Hi there, how are you?

[Speaker 2] I'm very good just very busy at the moment.

[Speaker 1] What you doing? I'm busy too although I wish I could sleep. Love sleep

[Speaker 2] I'm running a business and trying to plan for my trip to barbados in a month

[Speaker 1] I have never been there! I spend too much on shoes. Just bought some new sneakers

[Speaker 2] I plan on working out there. What kind of sneakers?

[Speaker 1] Nikes. They feel great!! Walk down the street listening to rap music. Feel so cool

[Speaker 2] I am nervous about barbados, I have only been to jamaica.

[Speaker 1] I've been there. I learned about ergonomic keyboards and chairs there. New found passion

[Speaker 2] If you ever want to travel around the world I'm your person

[Speaker 1] Sure, I like to sleep a lot though. Not really the adventurous type

[Speaker 2] I find that I don't have the time to sleep, I've a very busy schedule

[Speaker 1] How about rap music? Its so good

[Speaker 2] I find myself drawn to exotic music which is why I travel to jamaica

I like shoes. I've never been to barbados.

I like rap. I like nikes.

I like to sleep.

I'm going to Barbados soon. I run a business.

I have been to jamaica.

I travel alot.

I like exotic music.

I workout.

[Speaker 1] My new nikes got muddy in the rain

[Speaker 2] That stinks! I wonder if they can go in the washer?

[Speaker 1] They probably can but I think I might just scrape off the mud and then create a design with the stain! It's a big thing these days

[Speaker 2] That might work too. Are they Nike's for running?

[Speaker 1] Nope they are basketball shoes. But I where them purely for fashion. Do you enjoy fashion?

[Speaker 2] I enjoy fashion somewhat. I have some Nike's that I wear for my workouts, but I could probably use a new pair soon.

[Speaker 1] What kind of workouts do you do?

[Speaker 2] I do a lot of weight lifting with a trainer at my gym, but I also enjoy running.

[Speaker 1] Oh that's cool. I do weightlifting too but I don't have a trainer. How much does your trainer charge?

[Speaker 2] Cool! The prices can vary depending on what you want to do or how many days you want to work out. I can email you the website later if you're interested!

[Speaker 1] Yea that would be great. How is your planning for Barbados going so far?

[Speaker 2] It's going pretty great. I'm super excited about this trip!

I've never been to Barbados.

I like rap. I like nikes.

I like to sleep.

I like fashion. My sports shoes are for fashion.

I lift weights. I don't have a trainer.

I run a business.

I'm going to Barbados soon.  I have been to Jamaica. I travel alot.

I like exotic music.

I like fashion.

I lift weights at a gym and run. I have a trainer.

[Speaker 1] Have you decided on a date for your trip?

[Speaker 2] I have yeah, just booked plane tickets for 2 weeks from now. I'm super excited!

[Speaker 1] Wow that soon, how much did that run ya? I hope you enjoy! Any big plans for the trip?

[Speaker 2] Fortunately I was able to use points I've been accumulating with my airline, so the tickets were "free." There's a music festival happening that should be fun.

[Speaker 1] WOW that's incredible... so now you can use all that money on the vacation itself. Awesome! I know you like to hear music from all around, Caribbean music is so happy so I hope you enjoy it!

[Speaker 2] Yeah haha I've fortunately been sticking to the same airline for a while which really helps with points. And I'm super excited for it, I've never heard live Caribbean music. I also might go snorkeling - have you ever done that?

[Speaker 1] It is a smart move with all the travel, that's for sure. I have seen plenty of videos but never snorkeled! What kinds of creatures do you want to see? I bet the music is even better live!

[Speaker 2] I'm really hoping to see a sea turtle. Or a clownfish. I will find Nemo!

[Speaker 1] Hahaha just don't take the poor thing to Sidney! The sea life must be as beautiful as the water there. I hope I can go at some point!

[Speaker 2] LOL that would be so cruel. But if he touches my butt I'm afraid it's what he deserves. Yeah I'm hoping the water will be pretty clear. I'll let you know how it is! Are there any other places you'd want to travel to?

[Speaker 1] That's part of the schtick, I'd be more worried if he touched it and yelled "MINE" somehow! I can't wait to hear about it all! That whole region would be great to travel to!

[Speaker 2] Yeah it should be nice. I'm excited to take a break from running and exercise with swimming instead for a few days.

I've never been to Barbados.

I like rap. I like nikes.

I like to sleep.

I lift weights. I don't have a trainer.

I have never snorkeled.  I have watched many videos on snorkeling. I hope I can go to the Caribbean at some point.

I run a business.

I have been to Jamaica. I travel alot.

I like exotic music.

I like fashion.

I'm going to Barbados soon. I am going on a plane trip two weeks from now. I am planning to go to a music festival during the trip. The plane tickets were "free" because I used points I had accumulated with the airline I use. I have been with the same airline for awhile. I have never heard live Caribbean music.  I might go snorkeling. I am hoping to see a sea turtle or a clownfish.

I typically exercise by running. I will replace my running regimen with swimming while on my trip.

[Speaker 1] I am looking into getting tickets for my own trip to the Caribbean.  I suppose being jealous of your upcoming trip was the catalyst I needed to make it happen!

[Speaker 2] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to give you travel-envy! But if it gets you out there, enjoying yourself, and seeing the world, I guess I don't feel too bad. What made you decide to go to the Caribbean?

[Speaker 1] Oh I think I needed the shot in the arm, so I should be thanking you! The Caribbean just seems so nice and beautiful. The beaches and the authentic food just seem like an opportunity I want to have at least once in my life

[Speaker 2] I totally feel you. That's how I feel right now. I've got the nervous jitters! I'm so anxious to get out of here and on that plane to Barbados to party it up! I've worked too hard all year not to enjoy myself at least once. This is going to be my first music festival, too.

[Speaker 1] That is so exciting, it sounds like you are going to have a great time. Do you think you will go snorkeling at all?

[Speaker 2] Definitely. I've always wanted to go. I'm fascinated with the ocean and all the different life in it. Clownfish, man! I swear, they are my spirit animal. I'll be so stoked to see one up close. What about you? I know you watch a lot of snorkeling videos, are you finally going to do it?

[Speaker 1] I think I am finally going to do it, but since you are going before me I am going to ask you all about it. I just think you can never be too prepared right? haha

[Speaker 2] You're not the only nervous one! Wanna come over and have a couple beers and watch some Youtube videos on snorkeling together? Maybe that could be helpful.

[Speaker 1] I would like that, maybe we could hit a quick workout beforehand. I know you're not a trainer but I think working out with someone will finally get me motivated

[Speaker 2] It definitely helps. I have friends that lift weights with me, and without them pushing me to do my very best, I don't think I would have the same motivation. I'll do my best to push you!

[Speaker 1] You are so nice, thank you for being so helpful and giving me the shot in the arm to plan my trip. I'm really excited to go!

[Speaker 2] No problem, that's what friends are for! I've got a lot of great workout routines I would love to show you that I think you're really going to like. A lot of cardio and mixed high impact strength training.


Give me a snickers bar any day.
I work for the education system.
I like music.
I enjoy exploring.
I've three older kids in my family.

I enjoy being active outdoors.

Big plates of with h20 make my existence possible.

I'm in college to receive my diploma.

I am caught up on all my shows.

I have totaled two cars.

[Speaker 1] Hello

[Speaker 2] Howdy, pardoner!

[Speaker 1] How are you

[Speaker 2] I'm doing well, passing my days as a uni student. You?

[Speaker 1] I am good. Settling into the school year as well. I am a psychologist at a school.

[Speaker 2] I may pursue a rec and leisure degree, since I am into sports and stuff.

[Speaker 1] Which sports? I'm not very athletic, geocaching is my idea of fun

[Speaker 2] Basketball and boxing, mainly.

[Speaker 1] Nice. What are you studying at uni?

[Speaker 2] I'm going to get an electrical engineering degree.

[Speaker 1] Cool. That

[Speaker 2] Yes, that's cool. Do you watch tv often?


You should meet fluffy, my feline companion.

I like to spend time drinking mediocre coffee.

I regularly attend places that sell old things.

I have action figures.

I enjoy going out to social events.

I've mental issues.

I'm a solipsist and you are all fictitious.

I have a job in a nice neighborhood.

[Speaker 1] How are you today

[Speaker 2] Hi I am doing ok how are you

[Speaker 1] I'm doing good how is the weather where u are

[Speaker 2] Its rainy here now but it is atlanta never know how it will turn out

[Speaker 1] It is hot where I'm at

[Speaker 2] Where are you from

[Speaker 1] I do not give that type of information out

[Speaker 2] With the way the world is now that's understandable. I like to party

[Speaker 1] I am to old to party I have kids my party days are over

[Speaker 2] I am still young I go to every music festival around

[Speaker 1] It is sad what happen in las vegas

[Speaker 2] Yeah it is very sad so many people were just trying to enjoy themselves

[Speaker 1] Yep you can't go to a concert with out getting shot

[Speaker 2] I still will go its my world and I wanna have fun


I've one child.
I own two boxer dogs.
I work for a clothes retailer.
My favorite drink is red wine.
I enjoy gardening.

My favorite show is battlestar galactica.

I think beets are the best vegetable.

I am a paper salesman.

I live on a beet farm.

I only have a single kid.
I've multiple puppies.
I work for a box store.
I love to get drunk on fancy alcohol.
My plants are starting to bloom!.

I love to watch tv.
I enjoy sweet and earthy vegetables.
I work for dunder mifflin.
I like veggies.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing today?

[Speaker 2] Hi what is your favorites vegetable? I realy like beets

[Speaker 1] Beets taste like dirt. I like only grapes

[Speaker 2] Well I a was raised on them, I live on a farm full of beats

[Speaker 1] I feel sorry for you. I like grapes because I love red wine

[Speaker 2] I sale papers for a living. What about you

[Speaker 1] I work at carters selling baby clothes

[Speaker 2] That is awesome? I like the show battlestar galactica

[Speaker 1] That is a very good show. My hobby is gardening

[Speaker 2] That is funny.. Do you grow beets? They're the best!

[Speaker 1] I do not grow them. I think they're the worst

[Speaker 2] I've lived on a beet farm most of my life

[Speaker 1] Really! Do you like them a lot?

[Speaker 2] Oh yes very very much like oh my goodness I love them for real.

[Speaker 1] I can't ever like them they're nasty

[Speaker 2] They're the best vegetable I really like them grapes are good also

I don't like beets.  I like grapes.

I like red wine.

I work for Carter's selling baby clothes.

My hobby is gardening.

I like beets.
I live on a farm where we grow beets.
I sell papers for work.
I like the show Battlestar Galactica.
I also like grapes.

[Speaker 1] I just came back from pulling weeds from my garden and now I'm sitting down to enjoy a glass of wine.

[Speaker 2] Nice, what kind of wine are you drinking?

[Speaker 1] Masseto, it's a vintage from Itally. What kind of papers do you sell?

[Speaker 2] That sounds nice. I sell newspapers and other magazines for work. It is not very exciting at times.

[Speaker 1] A lot more exciting than selling baby clothes, can't even get a good review from my customers. They mostly just burp and throw up at me.

[Speaker 2] That is funny, I'm sure their parents love you though! At least you can come home and relax in the garden. What are you growing this season?

[Speaker 1] I've been trying to grow grape vines so that I can try making my own wine, it's kind of difficult in this temperate climate. I've also started growing beets since my wife like them, you know I can't stand them though.

[Speaker 2] Oh yes, growing grapes can be tough. My grandfather used to make his own wine in his garage. Although he didn't grow his own grapes. I have plenty of beets over at my place too if your wife needs some before yours start growing!

[Speaker 1] She's been craving them, I should come by and pick some up. Still watching Battlestar Gallactica?

[Speaker 2] Yes, you are welcome to anytime. I am still watching it, I could watch it over and over again. Have you seen it before?

[Speaker 1] I've never gotten around to it, I'm still trying to get through Star Treck so my sci fi tolerance is near capacity. It's pretty similar to Star Treck right?

I don't like beets.  I like grapes. I like red wine. I grow grapes and beets in my garden. I like gardening.

I am married.

I watch Start Treck.

I like the show Battlestar Galactica.

I also like grapes.

I sell newspapers and magazines for work.

[Speaker 1] I finally got around to making my own wine.

[Speaker 2] Ooh that's so exciting! Have you tried it yet?

[Speaker 1] No it just got barreled up, unfortunately has to age for a while but I am so excited to try it!

[Speaker 2] Ah makes sense. How long are you aging it for? You could have a wine and cheese party when it's ready!

[Speaker 1] I would like to give a couple of years but that might not be realistic for a first run. That sounds so good I am definitely down for wine and cheese! Fresh wine and fresh cheese are a yes from me.

[Speaker 2] Oh man I'm not sure I'd have the patience to wait years, I'd be so curious! But if you keep making it then in a couple years you could have like, a steady supply of it. I am always down for wine and cheese, maybe a nice sci-fi watch party to go along with it

[Speaker 1] I'll likely start other batches, give this one a few months, and go from there. How does that sound? Best of both worlds! Sci-fi, wine, and cheese? I can't think of much better evenings than that.

[Speaker 2] Yeah that sounds like a plan! Are you thinking of ever selling the wine, or just doing it for fun?

[Speaker 1] Oh my garden isn't nearly large enough to manufacture. Its just for me and whomever I'd like to share with. I do have to try different kinds of grapes though.

[Speaker 2] Yeah it'd be so cool to do a taste test of all the different kinds of grapes. I've been to wine tastings before but tbh I never really understand all those fancy words they use to describe it haha

[Speaker 1] There's more subtlety to flavors than you'd expect. Just have to try them all, a test like you said! Even grapes of the same color vary wildly!

[Speaker 2] Oh wow, you'll have to explain it to me, maybe it'd make sense coming from you! I think a lot of the times they use sophisticated words to make you think their wine is super fancy

I am married.

I watch Start Treck.

I make wine. This is my first time making wine. I like wine and cheese.

I like the show Battlestar Galactica.

I also like grapes.

I am not very patient. I like cheese and wine when watching sci-fi. I have been to wine tastings.

[Speaker 1] I have made an appointment to go test taste the different grapes on Saturday.  Would you like to come?

[Speaker 2] I'd love to! Are we going to a vineyard? And is this a wine grape taste-test, or a regular grape tast-test?

[Speaker 1] Great! Good question, wine grape taste-test. I'm looking for a new grape to grow this year.

[Speaker 2] Oh, excellent! That sounds like a lot of fun. I look forward to it! Are you nervous about growing wine grapes for the first time?

[Speaker 1] A little, but I'm willing to give it a go. I need some more red wine for when I watch Sci-fi.

[Speaker 2] Haha, makes a lot of sense. I imagine it'll be cheaper, too, and a lot of fun.

[Speaker 1] Definitely cheaper and I'm gonna make it fun. I'm going to try the old style of wine making. The grapes are put into a vat and then smashed with your feet as you walk around and around.  with my feet.

[Speaker 2] That does sound like a lot of fun! I'd love to come around and help you out!

[Speaker 1] Absolutely, and you can have one of the first bottles. We just have to wait for the grapes to ferment.

[Speaker 2] Excellent. How long will that process take?

[Speaker 1] Normally a couple of weeks, but then the process is pretty quick.

[Speaker 2] Oh, I didn't know it was that quick! That's not too long after our taste-test this coming week!


I studied at school during my childhood.

I always liked making food.

I like to work in the kitchen.

I'm very good at certain things.

Rap and hip hop songs are my favorite.

I love pasta.

I like to do court games.

I love to watch gameshows and mysteries.

I've done a lot of reading recently.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you today

[Speaker 2] I am fine, how about you?

[Speaker 1] I'm well, just finished cooking. You?

[Speaker 2] Reading a book called middlesex, its my favorite right now

[Speaker 1] Interesting, what is it about?

[Speaker 2] About a couple in their middle age and are working

[Speaker 1] What do you do for a living

[Speaker 2] I work in an italian restaurant, I love that food

[Speaker 1] Nice. I've been cooking since I was three. I would love to own a restaurant

[Speaker 2] You should go for it. I play racquetball and go to the gym alot

[Speaker 1] That's what I need, a gym membership

[Speaker 2] People tell me I'm a gym rat. Forensic files and jeopardy are my favorite

[Speaker 1] Nothing wrong with being healthy. I like criminal minds

[Speaker 2] Yeah that's a good show too. I'm passionate about music


I've 10 years experience in our industry, yet she gets promoted.

I wish my boyfriend didn t want an open relationship.

I m angry at my coworker.

I want to get married again.

I drive a prius.
I've freckles all over my face.
I work in construction.
I love to read romance novels.
I was in the army.

I've background in my line of work, another employee got the raise.

I only need to be with my partner.

I do not like my job.

I'm looking for a new spouse.

I enjoy navigating a certain model of car.

I have a fair complexion.

I am outside a lot.

I love going through love books.

I am a retired colonel.

[Speaker 1] I hate my coworker and believe marriage will be better the second time.

[Speaker 2] I'm sorry you feel that way. I believe in romance.

[Speaker 1] I see. I'm in a open relationship because of my boyfriend herbert. You sing?

[Speaker 2] No, I have a boyfriend. I met him in the army.

[Speaker 1] Wow! I been at my job 10 years. You still in army?

[Speaker 2] No, I got out last year.

[Speaker 1] Oh okay. Will you marry your boyfriend? I'll not marry mine.

[Speaker 2] I am in construction now. Guys are intimidated by me.

[Speaker 1] Really? My coworker was promoted over me! I hate her!

[Speaker 2] Sorry. I think men do not like having women in charge of them.

[Speaker 1] Why do guys hate you? You saying men cannot handle women bosses?

[Speaker 2] Some cannot. Especially in the construction field.

[Speaker 1] Hmmm. What about you? Do you have an open relationship?

[Speaker 2] No, the relationship I am in is committed.

[Speaker 1] Great! Can female bosses function in construction?

[Speaker 2] Why would they not be able to?

I've been at my current job for ten years.

I don't sing.  I have a boyfriend. I was in the army.

I am no longer in the army.

I work in construction.

I am in a comitted relationship.

[Speaker 1] What did you do in the army and what was it like?

[Speaker 2] I was in a tank division. It was very stressful but I got good experience and knowledge from there, also it strengthen my mind and body. Have you been in military?

[Speaker 1] Military life is not for me but I did consider it briefly. Would have been cool have have college paid for and everything. Tank division sounds real tough! How's the bf?

[Speaker 2] He is doing great, just recently started new job as game tester. Yes military as a job is not for everybody. Can you tell me more about open relationships and how it exactly works?

[Speaker 1] You know I guess it's just really whatever works for you and your partner. With Heb and I, basically we communicate our expectations and have the freedom to do whatever we want with other individuals. As long as we are honest and open about our set boundaries and stuff. Have you ever considered it?

[Speaker 2] Well I am for more traditional relationship but thanks for explanation. If it works for you I am happy for you both. Are you considering to have kids later on?

[Speaker 1] Ehhhh maybe, I'm not sure. I like my freedom (and my money haha). How about you?

[Speaker 2] Our plan for now is to buy a house and then full attention on getting pregnant. I want little sweet kid which is my blood you know. Just hope we will have no problems with getting pregnant

[Speaker 1] It gets a little harder with our age. Just in our thirties but it can still be a bit harder than it would have been 10 years ago! I'm excited for you with the house. Where will you buy

[Speaker 2] Yes I agree with you that's why we are working hard to save money. Would like to buy somewhere outside of city centre where is quite and safe. Do you have your own property?

[Speaker 1] Oh yeah we've had our house for three years now. Joy of being a homeowner - no one to blame whenever something breaks! haha. Get ready!

[Speaker 2] Hehe but then you need to fix everything yourself. I am happy for you both and little bit jealous. Did you take a mortgage or bought with cash?

My boyfriend's name is Hebert.  I am in an open relationship. I won't get married. I am experienced with open relationships. We have had good experiences with boundaries and honesty. I do not know if I want to have kids. I think they tie you down and are expensive and my age will make it harder for me to have a child.

I've been at my current job for 10 years. I am not in the military. I would have liked to have college paid for.

I own our home.

I don't sing. I was in the tank division in the army. It gave me mind and body strength but was stressful. I am no longer in the army.

I work in construction.

My boyfriend is a game tester.I am in a comitted relationship.

I am not interested in an open relationship. I prefer traditional.

I plan to buy a house outside of City Centre and then have kids.

[Speaker 1] What kind of construction work do you do?

[Speaker 2] I do a lot of planning for city buildings! It's been great to keep busy since coming home.

[Speaker 1] Well yeah glad that you are finally done and over with your duties. Any fun and exciting projects lately? I know they are building more houses in suburb areas. Are you involved in any?

[Speaker 2] We're talking about renovating that big park downtown, striking a better balance between nature and activity! Everybody will love it! I am not involved in housing construction but there are some good guys on those teams, I know they'll turn out wonderful!

[Speaker 1] Sounds fun! The downtown park will get a new look soon? I can't wait. I go there a lot with Herbert. It is a relaxing place to have a walk after a day's work

[Speaker 2] The south end in particular will be good for you guys lovely view in the evening! You've just gotta wait and see. We would like to expand it if possible. Do you have any feedback or ideas?

[Speaker 1] Well don't ask me. I would probably say plant tropical trees haha. I love exotic trees though. So how's your boyfriend doing?

[Speaker 2] Hahaha, if they'd hold up in this climate I'd love to. THAT would be a view. But more trees in general will not hurt. He is doing well, he's home now playing something and documenting as usual!

[Speaker 1] I am glad to hear. Maybe you guys should come over and hang out sometime. We can have some wine and nice dinner.

[Speaker 2] If I can pry him off the television that would be wonderful. We could all take one last look at the park before the gears start turning on things. I won't say no to wine either haha!

[Speaker 1] Yeah I guess he is super busy with his new game project huh? Herbert has an office job and sometimes he needs to work overtime. It is hard to tell when he comes home from work

I own our home.

I like exotic trees.

I enjoy having friends over for food and wine.

I work in construction. My job involves planning city buildings. I recently returned from a business trip. I don't work in housing.

I enjoy wine.

[Speaker 1] Is your boyfriend still working right now?

[Speaker 2] He is, why do you ask?

[Speaker 1] I just know it is hard to tear him away from it. Is he testing anything interesting?

[Speaker 2] He is very serious about it, apparently he signed an NDA so he won't tell me anything about it. Not even if he likes it or not

[Speaker 1] Oh, I guess that makes sense. Do you get lonely with him being so busy? My husband went back into the office and still isn't home.

[Speaker 2] Speaking of our husbands, I have always wanted to ask, how does your open relationship work? I just can't get my head around it

[Speaker 1] I know it sounds too simple, but it really is all about honesty and love and respect for one another.

[Speaker 2] You guys never get jealous? I feel like I would not be able to get over the jealousy

[Speaker 1] I used to feel that way. I think we both have too much love to only give it to one person. When you look at it that way, it's kinda beautiful

[Speaker 2] That really is beautiful looking at it that way. Does anyone ever give you problems because of the lifestyle you guys live?

[Speaker 1] Oh, definitely. My mom has disowned me. It is very painful to think about.

[Speaker 2] I did not know that, I am so sorry. Do you want to rekindle that at some point or have you come to terms with it?