My lifes goal is to be the worlds foremost encyclopedia salesman.

I'm a traveling encyclopedia salesman.

I work at the gas station as a part time job.

I once saw peyton manning at the grocery store.

My hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art.

I run two miles everyday.
I played football in college.
I have been married for five years.
I work at a candy store.

I wish to be the best at selling books.

I ride around selling books.

I'm employed at the filling summit less than forty hours per week.

I make up stories about celebrities to get attention.

I go to preschool.

I like to exercise.
I went to alabama state.
I've spent along time in love.
I work in a snack shop.

[Speaker 1] Hello, I am a traveling encyclopedia salesman, do you want some?

[Speaker 2] Of course! I own a candy shop. I will send you some candy. You like college football?

[Speaker 1] No, I like the nfl. I saw peyton manning at the grocery store, once.

[Speaker 2] That's pretty awesome. I played ball at ga. I still run about 2 miles a day now

[Speaker 1] That is cool, I do part time work at a gas station.

[Speaker 2] Do you enjoy working there? Are you married?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I like it and no I am not married, are you?

[Speaker 2] Yea I am. Benn married a little over 5 years now

[Speaker 1] Nice. My goal is to be the worlds best encyclopedia salesman, marriage gets in the way.

[Speaker 2] Ahahah well that is some serious dedication my friend

[Speaker 1] I know lol. I also do rock climbing and marconi art., what are your hobbies.

[Speaker 2] I am in a band called cents. Were pretty good. But we do not make much lol

[Speaker 1] What type of music you play?

[Speaker 2] Its pop punk stuff. Like blink 182 and a day to remmer

I work as a traveling encyclopedia salesman. I enjoy working at the gas station part time.

I like the NFL.

I want to be the world's best encyclopedia salesman.  I am not married. I don't want to be married.

I rock climb. I do marconi art.

I own a candy shop.

I enjoy running.

I'm married for over 5 years.

[Speaker 1] How's rehearsals for your band going?

[Speaker 2] Pretty good, we haven't been meeting up as often as I'd like though.

[Speaker 1] why, are you too busy with your candy shop?

[Speaker 2] Not particularly. We started practicing at the drummers house after the place we were renting burned down. I've been pressuring the wife to let us set up in the stock room of the store.

[Speaker 1] oh my goodness,i feel sorry for you.dont put so much pressure on you and your wife.everything going to be alright.

[Speaker 2] Well, it's not that big of a deal. I just feel like, since we all aren't paying rent together, we don't feel as obligated to meet and practice. ya know, use the space or see it as a waste of money type thing. What have you been up to?

[Speaker 1] okay.i have been focusing on my working.i also be working in a gas station.

[Speaker 2] I see. Must keep you busy all that traveling around selling encyclopedias AND taking on the job at the gas station.

[Speaker 1] yes,it is lot of work.but i love keeping me busy.iam a workaholic.

[Speaker 2] So was my Dad, he was always working. My wife thinks I should take after him more, but I'd prefer to just play music and live off the candy store income.

[Speaker 1] yes, i like your attituude.life is not all about work.and you have a family spend time with and here iam a single person.

[Speaker 2] I'm sure that has it's perks well. Always making a decision for two can sometimes make ya feel a bit trapped.

I work as a traveling encyclopedia salesman. I want to be the world's best encyclopedia salesman. I also enjoy working at the gas station part time.

I like the NFL.

I am single. I don't want to be married.

I rock climb. I do marconi art.

Work takes up a lot of my time and focus.

I own a candy shop.

I enjoy running.

I'm married for over 5 years.

I play in a band called Cents. I play pop punk music. I would like the band to meet for rehearsal more often. We've been practicing at the drummer's house. I want us to practice in my candy shop's stock room instead.

My dad was a workaholic. My wife thinks I should work harder, but I'm more interested in playing music and am happy with the money I make from the candy store.

I do not have children. My marriage makes me feel confined.

[Speaker 1] Have you had any luck moving the band practices into the store room?

[Speaker 2] Not yet. Still having trouble convincing the band it will be more ideal.

[Speaker 1] That's a shame, hopefully they will come around to the idea soon.

[Speaker 2] I think they will see how great it could be if they gave it a shot, just once! Any clever idea or advice on how I could make that happen?

[Speaker 1] That's a hard one - I'm not really sure. Maybe try telling them how happy it makes you playing what with the stress of your home life and maybe they will come around?

[Speaker 2] Kill them with kindness. And maybe candy! Free candy with every rehearsal?

[Speaker 1] That's a great idea! You would definitely have my support there. I love candy!

[Speaker 2] Perfect! Do you have any experience playing in a band or music ... maybe you can be our new band member.

[Speaker 1] No, my job takes up all of my time these days.

[Speaker 2] I imagine traveling sales does take up quite a bit of time. But if you ever get burnt out, you are always welcome to swing by and watch the band practice. And if its at the shop, free candy.

[Speaker 1] That's very nice of you, thank you. So how are things with your wife at the momnet?

[Speaker 2] They have been better. But I am doing my best to be positive and move forward. Trying to compartmentalize work from the band from the marriage.


I work at a juice business.
I'm trying to eat less meat.
I support the nba protest movement.
I like the rolling stones.

I love to see things grow.
I like cameras.
I cook for a living.
I like the open road.
Everyone loves my lemon meringue.

[Speaker 1] Hi! How are you doing?

[Speaker 2] I am doing well and how about yourself?

[Speaker 1] I'm doing pretty well. Ca not complain

[Speaker 2] I just got done baking a pie what are you up to?

[Speaker 1] Oh yum! What kind? I'm not up to much. Just listening to some music

[Speaker 2] Strawberry fresh from my garden what are you listening to?

[Speaker 1] Oh nice that sounds really good. I'm listening to classic rock

[Speaker 2] Awesome is to do photography back in the day with a lot of musicians

[Speaker 1] Oh really that's so cool! What do you do?

[Speaker 2] No I'm a chef and I travel a lot for work

[Speaker 1] I gotcha. Traveling sounds fun

[Speaker 2] So what are you do for a living?


I am a disappointment to my family.
I love my parrot, todd.
I'm the oldest of 5 children.
I have never been to the beach.

I like to eat cheetos.
My wife doesn't like me anymore.
I hate mexican food.
I've went to mexico 4 times this year.

I didn't follow what my parents wanted of me.

I like my bird.

I am the biggest kid.

I'ver been to the pool.

Cheese is my favorite snack food.

My spouse hates us.

I do not like burritos.

I enjoy visiting places that are mexican culture.

[Speaker 1] Hello there! How are you tonight?

[Speaker 2] Am fine and how about you

[Speaker 1] Not to bad. Just got done playing with my parrot.

[Speaker 2] I do not have any pet at home.

[Speaker 1] Awe! Are you married with any kids?

[Speaker 2] Have two kids left under the care of their dad because am away.

[Speaker 1] Oh really? Where did you go away to?

[Speaker 2] Went to meet our agent who manages our business branch in another state.

[Speaker 1] Wonderful! I am going to the beach next week. Never been there! You?

[Speaker 2] We go their as a family during summer times.

[Speaker 1] How awesome! Have any hobbies?

[Speaker 2] I love watching movies and designer shows.

I own a parrot.
I have never been to the beach.

I do not own any pets.

I am a woman and I have two kids.

I traveled another state to meet another employee who manages a business branch.

I travel with my family to the beach during the summer.

I like watching movies and designer shows.

[Speaker 1] Are you still in another state? How are your kids doing?

[Speaker 2] They are doing very well, than you.

[Speaker 1] Do you only travel in the summer?

[Speaker 2] No, I could travel at any time but the purpose are different.

[Speaker 1] I like to travel whenever I get a break from work.

[Speaker 2] How is your parrot? I do not like pet.

I own a parrot.

I have never been to the beach.

I am employed.  I like to travel when not working.

I do not own any pets. I don't like pets.

I am a woman and I have two kids.

I can travel throughout the year.

[Speaker 1] My parrot is doing great.  She actually said your name yesterday.

[Speaker 2] I've never heard a parrot say, "Hans" before.  That's great!  Very talented parrot.

[Speaker 1] Haha, he says quite a few words!

[Speaker 2] Parrot's, crows and ravens are all crazy smart.  I don't own any pets, but if I did, it would be a parrot, crow or raven.

[Speaker 1] I've always wanted a hawk, haha I know it's not possible but its fun to think of.

[Speaker 2] Hawk seems like it would be a challenging pet.   I knew somebody, one time, who owned  a pet caiman, so a hawk isn't that crazy.

[Speaker 1] Oh wow! I guess any animal can be a pet if you're brave (or crazy) enough.

[Speaker 2] Just that.  She had two kiddie pools in her basement and the floor was covered in that green fake grass mat stuff.  Caimans love love love fake grass mats.

[Speaker 1] He was in little Caiman heaven then! I must say that is very creative.

[Speaker 2] Well, to be fair, parrots are a lot more sociable than caimans.  So I think you made the  right pet pick.

[Speaker 1] for sure! He is my little buddy. He really does help when I get lonely or sad.

[Speaker 2] Sounds like a good enough reason to me.  A caiman would just want you to feed it chicken.   It doesn't really care if you're lonely or sad.   It just wants chicken.


I really enjoy playing outdoor sports.
I work in computers.
My parents were labor workers.
I like learning about the past.
My mom was a nurse at the hospital.

I like my picture.
My mother has a terrible illness.
I call the ghetto home.
My neighborhood can get loud late.

[Speaker 1] How are you doing tonight?

[Speaker 2] Ok but I m staying up because my next door neighbors are fighting again

[Speaker 1] Oh no that s not good, are they abusive?

[Speaker 2] I m not sure. Both are scary actually. I think they're drug dealers

[Speaker 1] Have you called the police?

[Speaker 2] I can t. Where I live snitches can get killed.

[Speaker 1] Snitches get stitches! I m sorry you have to deal with that.

[Speaker 2] Me too. It doesn t help my moms health either. She gets really stressed.

[Speaker 1] Yeah I can imagine, ever thought about moving?

[Speaker 2] I'd but I take care of mom so it s hard to make lots of money.

[Speaker 1] You are a strong person caring for her.

[Speaker 2] Thank you! She s my mom so I m happy to do it. People make fun of me though

[Speaker 1] It can be tough for both sides.

[Speaker 2] I think people think I m lazy because I still live at home with mom. What about you?

[Speaker 1] I work full time and have 2 kids.

[Speaker 2] That sounds like a lot to handle! I respect you!

[Speaker 1] You too! I wish you the best.

[Speaker 2] I hope you have a great night and nice life. I send you angels


I happen to love being around others.
I'm the youngest.
I've a step mom.
I fractured my bone.
My husband died.

My mother was a cosmetologist.

I've a sensible car.

My favorite thing to do is the salsa and tango.

I work at a business that sells morning drinks.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] I am well. Just got home from my job at a coffee shop

[Speaker 1] Nice how is business?

[Speaker 2] Busy on a sunday. What do you do?

[Speaker 1] Oh, I am currently unemployed and my husband has died leaving me widowed.

[Speaker 2] I am sorry to hear that. Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 1] I like to socialize with others

[Speaker 2] That's great. I just joined a new dance class, that's my passion

[Speaker 1] Really? That sounds amazing, how is it?

[Speaker 2] Great! My mom comes with me when she's not busy hairdressing

[Speaker 1] Nice my parents are currently divorced

[Speaker 2] Mine too, but still get along. What type of car do your drive?

[Speaker 1] A ford focus, very menial car

[Speaker 2] Small cars are the best I am a prius girl myself

[Speaker 1] Nice I have saved a lot of money with my focus

[Speaker 2] Yes, I work far away so I love how fuel efficient they're


I have a brand new chevrolet.

I am a big sports fan.

I'm looking to start a business.

I enjoy hanging out with friends and family.

I like to get involved in politics.

I travel a lot.

I like doing art projects.

I enjoy spending time with family and friends.

I'm married.

I bought a chevy at the dealer the other day.

I love watching nfl.

I want to begin my own company.

I like being with the people I know best.

How the country is ran is something that I dabble in.

I fly around the country for work.
I enjoy making things artistically.
I love my clan.
Somebody put a ring on it.

[Speaker 1] Hello how are you today?

[Speaker 2] I'm great and you

[Speaker 1] Doing well just watching the cubs play, do you enjoy baseball?

[Speaker 2] Not really but I do like arts and to travel

[Speaker 1] Where is your favorite place to travel?

[Speaker 2] No favorites I just like to see the world with my husband

[Speaker 1] I like to go for drives in my new corvette

[Speaker 2] Sounds like a great time to be around friends and family road trip

[Speaker 1] Yes it is a great time for bonding and talk about politics

[Speaker 2] Should talk about art projects I like to do that

[Speaker 1] What kind of art projects do you like to do?

[Speaker 2] I like to do a lot of stuff especially birds and cars

[Speaker 1] Enjoy it enough to open your own company to do it for a job?

[Speaker 2] Yes absolutely its very fun and ease the mind

[Speaker 1] To put my mind at ease I work on local political campaigns

[Speaker 2] Its very cold outside I need to turn the heat on

I watch baseball. I like the Cubs.

I like to go for drives. I have a new corvette.

I work on local political campaigns.

I don't really enjoy baseball. I enjoy art and traveling.

I do not have a favorite travel destination. I have a husband.

I have a heater.

[Speaker 1] I am so upset my brand new corvette got stolen the other night!! Right from out of my driveway!

[Speaker 2] I am sorry to hear that. You will not be going on any drives soon.

[Speaker 1] I know. I was hoping for us to go on a drive to an art museum this week.

[Speaker 2] That would have been fun. I was considering going with my husband this weekend to see the new exhibit. I hope to have a piece of mine featured in a museum one day.

[Speaker 1] Nice. You enjoy making art involving cats and dogs, right? What media do you work with?

[Speaker 2] I actually use birds and cats as my subjects. I prefer to work with oil paints.

[Speaker 1] I'm not a big fan of painting. I enjoy sculpture. Maybe you can change my mind. And maybe I'll be able to change your mind about baseball.

[Speaker 2] I believe anyone can paint. I would love to give you a lesson. Maybe we can catch a basketball game together sometime. What is your favorite team?

[Speaker 1] I would love to take you up on the painting lesson.  My favorite basketball team is the NY Knicks. I grew up Brooklyn. What's your favorite team?

[Speaker 2] My husband likes the Knicks also! All three of us should go to a game together. What days are you free?

[Speaker 1] Nice! Campaign season just ended, so my schedule is pretty flexible. But weekends work best for me. Are you and your husband available on the weekends?

[Speaker 2] Yes we are. Let's plan to go next weekend. Will you have another car by then or should we pick you up?

I watch baseball. I like the Cubs.

I work on local political campaigns.

I like sculpture and baseball, not painting.

I grew up in Brooklyn, and I like the NY Knicks.

I enjoy doing art projects involving birds and cats. I like using oil paints.

I have a heater.

My husband likes the Knicks.

I have a car.

[Speaker 1] Have you been working on any paintings?

[Speaker 2] Yes! I took a picture of a blue jay in the park, and I am working on an oil painting of that.

[Speaker 1] That is pretty neat.  I wish I had a talent...would being able to watch a full 9-inning Cubs game be considered a talent?

[Speaker 2] Haha, let's say it's a good hobby? Do you ever play baseball or just watch?

[Speaker 1] I played in HS, and was recruited to play in college before I blew out my knee.  Now I am a beer league softball player.  How about you?

[Speaker 2] Oh wow, good for you! See, that is a talent! I am not a big sports person myself, other than when I am forced to watch the Knicks games with my husband. I am happy to go to the games though for the fun crowd and snacks haha.

[Speaker 1] The park that we play our softball games in has an eagles nest up high in the trees.  I know heckling players and eating snack food is fun, but could be inspirational for your paintings too!

[Speaker 2] Oh really? That is a great idea. I can come hang out and hopefully get some good snaps of the Eagle...that would make an amazing painting! I would have to give you a cut of the sale if someone buys that painting.

[Speaker 1] I can easily be bought off with a 12-pack of Rolling Rock!

[Speaker 2] Haha, sounds like a plan! I am looking forward to it. When do you play your games?

[Speaker 1] Games are mostly on Tues and Thurs after work.  The Eagle seems to be most active right at dusk, perhaps that is prime hunting time?

[Speaker 2] Yes, that makes sense. Do you mind if I come watch your game and hang out next Tuesday evening? I will even bring the 12-pack.


I do not like numbers.

That thing isn't large enough.

I like to buy clothes.

I work in fast food, and that scent lingers!.

I love fried potato sticks.

When items become low on shelves I make sure they are replenished.

My dad works on cars.

I don't eat burgers.

I like country music.

[Speaker 1] Hi, are you good at math? I'm horrible at it.

[Speaker 2] I'm not that good either

[Speaker 1] Aw man, do you like french fries?

[Speaker 2] I like tofu and organic rice

[Speaker 1] I like tofu but I eat french fries more often.

[Speaker 2] Do you like music at all

[Speaker 1] Yes, what kind of music do you like?

[Speaker 2] Muse and indie rock and classical

[Speaker 1] Nice, I just got a muse sweater, it does not fit me though.

[Speaker 2] I know the feeling. I just lost all that weight.

[Speaker 1] Tell me about it, I eat so many french fries that I smell like them.

[Speaker 2] That sounds like a lot

[Speaker 1] I'd tell you how much but I am really bad at math.

[Speaker 2] What kind of math are you doing


I'm an omnivore.

I was once on the road performing my music.

I like hard rock.

I had a tiresome job.

I just began telecommuting.

Hip hop is my favorite.

I am hairy.

I've a diploma from completing the twelfth grade.

I work in a stable.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you today?

[Speaker 2] I am good how are you

[Speaker 1] Really well! I just started working online today

[Speaker 2] That is awesome is it a new job

[Speaker 1] Yes, it is a reviewing site for guitar players

[Speaker 2] That is cool do you like music

[Speaker 1] I do. In fact I used to travel the us playing with my band

[Speaker 2] Cool what kind of music

[Speaker 1] Mostly rock, some country just like my favorite band story so far

[Speaker 2] Cool I am really into rap music

[Speaker 1] Awesome. Who is your favorite artist?

[Speaker 2] I like new emerging artists

[Speaker 1] Nice. I should expand my horizons to rap too

[Speaker 2] Yeah there are some cool artists out there


I love to sew.
I've a cat.
I wait tables at a cafe.
My mother was a nurse.
I like to be alone.

I am the youngest sibling in my family.

I am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things.

I enjoy playing video games.

I would rather stay up late than get up early.

I am a crafty person.
I have a pet kitten.
I am a waitress at a restaurant.
My family was in the medical field.
I like my solitude.

I am the baby of all my relatives.
I like to go to school.
I love interacting on my console.
I like to eat things fro kfc.
I am a night owl.

[Speaker 1] Hello!! Cat lover here? What pet do you have?

[Speaker 2] I've 3 cats and 1 dog. Favorite foods?

[Speaker 1] Hmm, my favorite is coffee with anything ll. I work at a cafe.

[Speaker 2] Nice! Coffee and chocolate cake is my favorite dessert. Fried chicken for a meal.

[Speaker 1] My mom, the nurse, taught me not to eat fried foods. But bring on the chocolate!!

[Speaker 2] Ll true! Do you have any siblings? I am the youngest of 3.

[Speaker 1] I've 6 brothers and 4 sisters which is why I appreciate my solitude ll

[Speaker 2] I understand that! I get away and play video games

[Speaker 1] Just give me some fabric and my machine and I'm good.

[Speaker 2] Sounds fun! I've spent many late nights reading different things. I love to learn.

[Speaker 1] Me too. I love learning new sewing techniques to make cat costumes.

[Speaker 2] That sounds like fun! I might have to learn how to do that.

[Speaker 1] My waitressing job is the only thing keeping me from sewing 24 7 ll.

[Speaker 2] Jobs always get in the way! Ll nice chatting with you!

I love cats.

I love coffee. I work in a cafe.

I have 6 brothers and 4 sisters. I enjoy being alone.

I like to sew.

I enjoy reading and learning. I sew cat costumes.

My job gets in the way of my hobbies.

I have 3 cats and 1 dog.

My favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. I like to drink coffee.

I am the youngest of 3 siblings.

I like to play video games.

[Speaker 1] I found a pattern for a new cat costume.

[Speaker 2] That's great. Is it for an upcoming holiday? You never mentioned if you owned a cat.

[Speaker 1] I have cats and I love them.

[Speaker 2] Mine are all fat and lazy. I've never put a costume on them though. Cats are nice and quiet. Have you read anything new?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I do like to read about historical events of the world.

[Speaker 2] Me too. I love to read non-fiction, and watch movies based on fact. It's amazing what I've learned. Do you watch historical movies?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I do watch historical movies too. They are a great way to learn.

[Speaker 2] I've been reading about past socialized governments. The idea if great, socialism. But I don't think it would work in the U.S. What do you think?

[Speaker 1] Socialism is a complex concept and our greediness can not make it work here.

[Speaker 2] You're exactly right. Our structure is set up for the greediest to survive well. But at least we can make things that we enjoy, like cat costumes. Do you sell them?

[Speaker 1] I did not sell them, only keep it to make aged mother happy.

[Speaker 2] Are the cats yours or your mom's?

I love coffee. I work in a cafe.

I have an aged mother. My mum is a nurse. I don't eat fried food. I love chocolate.

I like to sew. I sew cat costumes. My job gets in the way of my hobbies.

I have cats. I love them.

I like to read about historical events. I watch historical movies.

I have 3 cats and 1 dog.

I am the youngest of 3 siblings.

I like to play video games.

I enjoy reading and learning new things. I love to read and watch non-fiction.

[Speaker 1] I made the cutest cat costume for my mom the other day, it's a little alien headband.

[Speaker 2] Oh that's adorable! That makes me think I should start planning what to dress my little kitties as for Halloween this year. How is your mother doing these days?

[Speaker 1] She is doing good. The headband really made her happy. How is your family doing?

[Speaker 2] They are doing well! They've been asking me lately when I plan to settle down, there's a lot of pressure when you're the youngest.

[Speaker 1] I bet there is a lot of pressure. Do not rush into settling and make sure you find the right person IF you even choose to be with someone.

[Speaker 2] The older I get, the more I think I am better off on my own sometimes. I'm sure you feel similarly?

[Speaker 1] Yes, I do enjoy being alone and feel it is the best at times. I am in charge of myself and my time, and I make the best of it.

[Speaker 2] I am starting to feel the same. My other siblings are all married and some have kids, and they all seem unhappy. I feel like I can do better on my own, and if someone comes along that I like then that's just an added bonus.

[Speaker 1] YES I agree big time. They should be an added bonus and not someone you rely on. We should get together and celebrate our strengths of learning not to need anyone.

[Speaker 2] I think that sounds like a great idea. Do you think you'll have any upcoming free time? I know how busy you get with work sometimes.

[Speaker 1] I can make time. How about next weekend?

[Speaker 2] That works for me. Maybe we can find a good restaurant to go to, I've been craving soul food for a while now.


I love animals.
I work with animals.
I like red berries.
I enjoy the ocean.
I've a couple pets.

I've a lexus.

All I do is stay at the office.

My management role is very important to me.

I grew up close with my parents.

I have a family business.

[Speaker 1] Hi I am vegan and I got two cats.

[Speaker 2] Cool! I manage a family owned restaurant that serves is all vegan food!

[Speaker 1] My favorite is strawberries with honey.

[Speaker 2] The inside of my sports car is scented like strawberries! Its very nice!

[Speaker 1] Race my car to the beach is where I love to go.

[Speaker 2] I work so much I never have time, at least I'm with family

[Speaker 1] Where do you work? I work for a veterinary office in texas.

[Speaker 2] Joes vegan grill. Joe is actually my brother, he works there too.

[Speaker 1] Super sweet I cant eat meat gets me bloated. Is your brother vegan?

[Speaker 2] My whole precious family that I really love is

[Speaker 1] Do you have any pets?

[Speaker 2] Yes, 20 stray dogs I got at a shelter.

[Speaker 1] Do you also take in cats? My cats name is strawberries.

[Speaker 2] No dogs don't do so good around the cats. Cool name!

[Speaker 1] Also got one named peach.

[Speaker 2] I've one dog named bourbon and one brandy


I'm an aspiring actor.
I was on the silver screen.
I do not know many people.
I like fluid from out of country.
I tell jokes on stage.

I don't consume meat.
I love spending time with my pets.
My family assists me.
I'm a fan of spending money.

[Speaker 1] Wanna read a funny joke?

[Speaker 2] Does it involve a vegetarian who eats sushi?

[Speaker 1] No, but that sounds funny. I will add that to my rep.

[Speaker 2] Ll. The parental units still pay my rent, what can I say?

[Speaker 1] That is heavenly. I will drink my cuba libre to that one.

[Speaker 2] All things considered, that sounds good. I shall make one for my dog.

[Speaker 1] In my little town when I live, all dogs drink cuba libre. Its good for them.

[Speaker 2] All dog shops should carry cuba libre.

[Speaker 1] Last night gig at the theatre had numerous drunk doggies. It was wonderful.

[Speaker 2] I wonder if drunk doggies bark in spanish?

[Speaker 1] Woof woof I will have another!

[Speaker 2] Waiter! Cuba fibres all around!


My favorite color is yellow.

I often don't have the money to pay my utility bills.

I only take the bus.

I babysit for the woman who lives next door.

I'm an old woman who lives on a social security check.

My country is russia.
I can also squat 400 pounds.
I am a weight lifter.
I can benchpress 345 pounds.

I love bright colors.

I live paycheck to paycheck.

I do not own a car.

I watched our neighbors son a few times while she was away.

I'm a recipient of welfare.

I am from the home land.
I lift a lot of weights.
I exercise regularly.
I lift a lot at the gym.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you today

[Speaker 2] Hi. I'm doing well. I hale from russia. Where are you from?

[Speaker 1] I'm from california.

[Speaker 2] What do you like to do in your spare time?

[Speaker 1] I don't really have spare time I always work never have bill money

[Speaker 2] Yeah. I'm headed to the gym in a bit to weight lift.

[Speaker 1] That's awesome and relaxing at times. Maybe a bus can take me there

[Speaker 2] You'd like it. My friend and I are trying to squad more than my current 400.

[Speaker 1] I'm a senior citizen so I don't drive anymore

[Speaker 2] That is tough. Pounds that is. My bench press is almost as good at 345 pounds.

[Speaker 1] It sounds like you work out a lot

[Speaker 2] Got to stay fit. Enough about me. Tell me about yourself.

[Speaker 1] I love the color yellow I even painted one of my rooms that color

[Speaker 2] That makes things feel warm and sunny for sure.

[Speaker 1] Yeah it does. My side job is babysitting for a neighbor

[Speaker 2] Kids are cute. I am too busy weight lifting to babysit these days.

I am from California.
I spend all of my time working.
I am a senior citizen. I do not drive.
I like the color yellow.
I babysit for a neighbor.

I am from Russia.

I lift weights at the gym.

I do not babysit because I am busy weight lifting.

[Speaker 1] Have you and your friend managed to achieve your weight lifting goal?

[Speaker 2] Not yet, I'm trying to hit 400 pounds on bench press but I'm not far away! Did you ever body build when you were younger?

[Speaker 1] I did not because I have always spent my time working. Is weightlifting your job?

[Speaker 2] I would like to think so, I am training to become an Olympic athlete and represent my country, did you manage to buy those yellow shoes?

[Speaker 1] I did not buy the yellow shoes but think they would look great on you for the Olympics. How much must you lift to qualify?

[Speaker 2] I will have to buy some to try out! I must win a competition to take a place in the national team, so more than everybody else competing! I am planning a trip to California next year, do you recommend anywhere i sould visit?

[Speaker 1] There are many gyms in California I think you would like to train in, but I have never seen them myself as I am old and do not drive.

[Speaker 2] I could always arrange to pick you up if you would agree to show me around. How old is your neighbours child?

[Speaker 1] The child is 5 years old why do you ask? I must consider my job before promising to take you on a tour of California, so we must wait and see.

[Speaker 2] A senior and still working! I love your ethic, it is like mine in the gym, and I bet the child can be trouble at times! Do you have any children yourself?

[Speaker 1] All I do is work and babysit, just like you work out at the gym in Russia. You still do not have time to babysit I guess?

[Speaker 2] I do not, although I am trying to free up time to travel the world. I want to explore.

I am from California.

I am a senior citizen. I do not drive.

I like the color yellow.

All I do is work and babysit. I babysit for a neighbor.

I did not body build because I have always spent my time working.

I am from Russia.

I lift weights at the gym. I can squat 400 pounds and bench press 345 pounds. I'm trying to hit 400 pounds on bench press but I'm not far away.

I am training to become an Olympic athlete and represent my country.

I am planning a trip to California next year.

I do not have time to babysit, although I am trying to free up time to travel the world. I want to explore.

[Speaker 1] How is your sport achievements?

[Speaker 2] My training is going well so far.  I'm able to bench 390 pounds...only ten more pounds to go before I reach my goal!  Do you like to work out at all?

[Speaker 1] That's amazing!  You're so close to your goal.  You have actually motivated me to start working out.  I know more abou cardio though.  What do you recommend I start with on weight training?

[Speaker 2] Well, have you ever done any type of weight training before?  I say it's always best to start slow and light and gradually work your way up so that you don't over-strain your muscles.  When I started weight training years ago, I start with some simple hand weights and gradually increased the weight load.

[Speaker 1] That's a good idea.  And hand weights sound affordable.  My last memory of doing weight training was decades ago.  I'm sure some techniques have changed since then!

[Speaker 2] Definitely.  The important thing is to find a routine that works for you.  Hey, how is the babysitting going?

[Speaker 1] Babysitting can be a rollercoaster.  Lol.  But right now I am helping plan a birthday party for him.  He will be turning 6.  Maybe I can make it a body builder theme??!!

[Speaker 2] That could be really cool!  Or even something like an American Ninja Warriors type of theme where the kids can complete a little obstacle course or something.  At 6 years old, I bet he has a ton of energy!

[Speaker 1] You have the best ideas.  I will talk to his Mom about the obstacle course idea.  Any ideas on what we could hand out as prizes for 1st place?

[Speaker 2] Kids at that age are so happy with any sort of little knick knack.  I think it would be cute to have an actual (plastic) medal for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners.  I bet something like a little gift card to an ice cream place or something would be a big hit.

[Speaker 1] Yes.  He loves it when I take him out to eh local ice cream place for a treat.  Speaking of medals, I can mock one up for your eventual Olympic win.  I'm just so excited for your upcoming adventure!

[Speaker 2] That would be amazing!  I am so excited as well...even though I still have a lot of work to do, I am thrilled that I have something so exciting to strive for!


People find me to be off.

I need to go shopping for new attire.

My boss said I needed to step up my game.

I have a dyed head.

I love art metal bands.
I'm a pilot.
I did not graduate from university.
A soldier is what I'm.

[Speaker 1] Hey, whos chatting with me? I am just hanging out on the couch watchin tv

[Speaker 2] Good morning. Ca not chat long... Going flying soon

[Speaker 1] No problem. I'm gonna meet some friends to do some gaming later. Where you flying?

[Speaker 2] Just out on maneuvers. I work for the army

[Speaker 1] Cool, I do not think I could do that army

[Speaker 2] It was all I could do once I left college... Ok, dropped out lol

[Speaker 1] I need to get a job. No one will hire me my hair is colorful

[Speaker 2] I went through that phase... Left college because I was obsessed with the band tool

[Speaker 1] Awesome I like that scene.

[Speaker 2] Yup, still do. My hair was green and spiked.. I fit in!!

[Speaker 1] Mine is blue and orange!

[Speaker 2] I bet its cool... Now mine is short because of the army! Miss the green


I'm a strong and helpful person.

I am starting my own business.

I cannot see the difference between blue and purple.

I am an adult that stays with my parents.

I was once on the road performing my music.

I like hard rock.

I had a tiresome job.

I am an omnivore.

I just began telecommuting.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you tonight?

[Speaker 2] Good. Tired. Just finished working. You?

[Speaker 1] I hear that I volunteer as a firefighter

[Speaker 2] I use to work at the box factory but I just took a job online.

[Speaker 1] Which do you prefer? I am opening a grocery store

[Speaker 2] Online definitely. I can grab a hamburger when I want.

[Speaker 1] Sounds great. I still live at home, trying to move out.

[Speaker 2] Right on. I live in canada now but use to come to the us to play guitar.

[Speaker 1] Guitar is wonderful. Do you like to travel?

[Speaker 2] I do. I like it a lot.

[Speaker 1] Me too, I'm actually colorblind. There is a lot I cant see

[Speaker 2] How serious is your condition?

[Speaker 1] Serious enough I miss out on seeing colors people enjoy

[Speaker 2] Sorry to hear that. I have blurred vision but with glasses I can see.

[Speaker 1] That is okay, I'm happy anyway.

[Speaker 2] That is good to hear.


I am very genuine, and don t like small talk.

I've aspergers.

I take everything literally.

I've a very good memory.

I train horses for a living.
I write in my spare time.
I never sleep in.
I wish I knew where I belonged.

I prefer things be straight to the point.

I've a learning impairment.

I'm a very open and truthful person who takes things as they are.

I can remember names well.

I teach animals for my career.
I like to print my thought s.
I like to get my day started.
I do not really feel like I fit in.

[Speaker 1] Hi. I'm not much for small talk. Asperger is that way I guess.

[Speaker 2] You could train horses with me since they do not talk much

[Speaker 1] That sounds fun. I hope you meant it. I am a literal sort of gal.

[Speaker 2] I did meant it since I find it hard to connect with people

[Speaker 1] I'll remember that. My memory is sharp.

[Speaker 2] Do you like sleeping in?

[Speaker 1] Sometimes I do. How about you?

[Speaker 2] Not one for it since it would interfere with my writing time

[Speaker 1] You like to write? What do you write?

[Speaker 2] Most about my thoughts and the behaviors of the horses I train

[Speaker 1] You could probably publish a book about your experience.

[Speaker 2] Maybe that's where I belong

[Speaker 1] Possibly. Writing is a great profession. Many like it.

[Speaker 2] Do you enjoy reading much

I don't like small talk. I have Aspergers.

I have a good memory.

I sometimes sleep in.

I train horses.

I find it hard to connect with people.

I don't like sleeping in.

[Speaker 1] I actually slept in today :)

[Speaker 2] I woke up an hour early, but I had a bunch of stuff to do. Didn't want to waste time sleeping!

[Speaker 1] What did you do today?

[Speaker 2] I got a new horse in on the farm, and had to start training him. Beautiful chesnut colored stud.

[Speaker 1] That's cool. How long have you trained horses?

[Speaker 2] It's been about 30 years now I've been doing it. They are gentle beasts if you know how to treat them. Very eager to learn and please their owners with the results. You like horses?

[Speaker 1] Wow, you're very passionate about them. I wish I could get past my fear. I fell off a horse when I was 8 years old. I was fine but very scared ever since. Maybe one day I will try again.

[Speaker 2] They are worth it. Something as simple as letting them eat a carrot from your hand is a good first step :)

[Speaker 1] I like to admire them from afar and they are very beautiful. I prefer smaller animals, do you have any other pets?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I actually have 3 cats that keep me company when I'm not doing my job, they're wonderful as well. They like to goof off!

[Speaker 1] I love cats. What are their names?

[Speaker 2] Their names are Timothy, Bobo, and Sir Loin haha

I have a good memory.

I sometimes sleep in.

I fell from a horse when I was 8. I'm afraid of horses. I like small animals. I love cats.

I don't like sleeping in.

I write about my thoughts and horses in my spare time. I got a new horse. I live on a farm. I've been training horses for about 30 years. I find it hard to connect with people.

I have 3 cats: Timothy, Bob, and Sir Loin.

[Speaker 1] I got a new  pet.

[Speaker 2] Awesome, what type of pet did you get?

[Speaker 1] I have always wanted a goat so I got a little one but haven't though if a name yet. Any ideas?

[Speaker 2] OMG, I love goats. What about Billy - as in Billy the Kid?

[Speaker 1] Hmm, I like that Billy Goat and I like the idea of the western theme. What about Doc in memory of Doc Holliday?

[Speaker 2] That's a good idea too. So where is he going to live - outside?

[Speaker 1] I have a sunroom area that doubles for a mud room and it has a door for animal access. It has been working out so far. I will see how long it lasts though.

[Speaker 2] Good. Yeah I'm sure it is good having him in the house while he is little but I think it would get very messy and smelly once he gets older!

[Speaker 1] The seller told me that it wont get bigger than a medium size dog. If that is true I'll be able to give bathes in my tub pretty often and try to keep it clean enough to live inside with me. I have high hopes though. I was thinking of inventing diapers for it to wear.

[Speaker 2] As long as you give him lots of outside time and space to explore. I don't think it is fair to keep them inside all day.

[Speaker 1] Oh, that is a good point because he will need exercise. I can start walking him daily maybe I'll buy a leash.

[Speaker 2] You should look at fencing off part of your yard - that way it will give him space to run and jump around.


I like creating superheroes.
I am a part time bouncer.
I like dog shows.
I have a job in a supermarket.

I fly a plane.
I am in an army family.
Bugs without 8 legs are fine.
I've a long distance relationship.

[Speaker 1] Hello, just got off a shift at the punkrock club. Whats your evening been like?

[Speaker 2] Weekend evening.. What can be expected. Other than a party

[Speaker 1] I'm prefering the quiet of being home now. What do you do?

[Speaker 2] Party just over.. Cleaning the stuff

[Speaker 1] Worst part of having a party. The cleanup.

[Speaker 2] Of course.. Its inevitable stuff

[Speaker 1] Watching anything while you clean or just chatting here?

[Speaker 2] Some tv show is running as well

[Speaker 1] I love scobby doo. Ever seen that one?

[Speaker 2] Yaa.. I used to.. When I was in school

[Speaker 1] Me, I like the stupid funny shows.

[Speaker 2] Me too.. That a pass time


I own my company.
I make 70k a year.
I barely show up to work.
I pay my employees minimum wage.
I am married with one child.

I ve two siblings.
I m not very tall.
My favorite color is red.
I m looking for a job.
I ve a dog.

I work for myself.
I earn seven thousand yearly.
I never go to my job.
I do not make a lot of money.
I've a spouse and a kid.

I am the youngest.

I am rather short.

I do not like blue.

I'm searching for a new career challenge.

I like puppies.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how are you tonight?

[Speaker 2] Great thanks, what is your favorite colour? Mine is red

[Speaker 1] Mine is purple, are you married? I am, with one child

[Speaker 2] I am single and I have two sisters

[Speaker 1] Nice, I own a business and have been making 70, 000 a year

[Speaker 2] Wow that's great. I'm searching for employment right now

[Speaker 1] I barely work, really. I'm hiring but pay only minimum wage

[Speaker 2] That is why you make 70, 000, I want to work with animals, I have a dog

[Speaker 1] You are probably right. I've a chihuahua. What kind of dog is yours?

[Speaker 2] A poodle, he is hard to look after as he is so big, I am quite small

[Speaker 1] What color is he? A poodle once hurt my dog. It was a black one

[Speaker 2] Mine is light brown, he has never hurt anyone, he's very friendly and strong

[Speaker 1] I love all dogs, I am sure yours is lovely

[Speaker 2] He's. I am training him to not pull so much.

[Speaker 1] It must take a lot of strength

[Speaker 2] Sometimes but he's getting better every week. Must be easier with a chihuahua?

My favourite colour is purple. I am married with one child.

I love all dogs.

My favourite colour is red.

I am single and have two sisters. I am quite small.

I'm unemployed.

I want to work with animals.

[Speaker 1] How is training your dog going?

[Speaker 2] It is awesome because my dog is very friendly.

[Speaker 1] Have you had any luck getting your dog to stop pulling so much?

[Speaker 2] I am still trying, no much success yet.

[Speaker 1] What kind of work do you want to do with animals?  Have you taken any classes in school for that?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I had some training and I am looing for job.

[Speaker 1] I think that's awesome, I used to want to work at a zoo or something that had to do with animals also.  Do you ever watch the show The Zoo - it's about a zoo in the Bronx and really gives behind the scenes looks at what goes on.

[Speaker 2] No, I did not watch that. can you employ me in your business?

[Speaker 1] Sure, we can give that a shot!  Are you available to work next week?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I am always available because I need this job.

[Speaker 1] Ok, sounds good, we have part time and full time openings at the moment, which are you interested in?

[Speaker 2] I can start with part time at first.

I own a business. I have been making 70,000 a year. I barely work. I'm hiring. I only pay minimum wage.

I have a chihuahua. My dog was once hurt by a black poodle. I love all dogs. I used to want to work with animals.

My favourite colour is red.

I'm unemployed.

I have a big poodle that is friendly, strong, and light brown. I am training my dog not to pull so much.

I have had some training to work with animals and am looking for a job in that field.

[Speaker 1] I think it would be good for my dog to meet yours, so that it becomes less scared of poodles

[Speaker 2] I think that your chihuahua and my poodle would be friends. My poodle, Lucy, is as sweet as can be. What's your dog's name?

[Speaker 1] My dog's name is Jerry. I'm not sure - Jerry was not socialized very well growing up, so he tends to snap at other dogs. That's why he got hurt by the black poodle in the first place. I just want to be clear that it may not be a smooth meet up...

[Speaker 2] Jerry is a really neat name! Well, we could intervene if the two dogs really go at it. I'm sure that Jerry will be barking up a storm, as small dogs often do, when he first sees Lucy.

[Speaker 1] That's chihuahuas for ya! I do love him though. He's a real cuddler. Did you have Lucy from when she was a puppy?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I have, as a matter of fact. She's only four now, so she's still quite young. Do your child and spouse get along well with Jerry?

[Speaker 1] Yeah, actually. I was afraid that Jerry might become jealous of our child, but he's actually been a great companion to our little one! And my wife, well, let's just say she wish she can have all the chihuahuas in the world

[Speaker 2] Great! You seem to have a nice, big, happy family. How's your business coming along? What is that you do, exactly?

[Speaker 1] I own a small, local bakery. It's recently gotten some attention from the local press, which has helped with our business!

[Speaker 2] You're speaking my language! I love baked goods! Did you find anyone to hire, yet?

[Speaker 1] I am looking to hire a few extra bakers for the early morning work, but it's been more difficult than expected. I guess people don't like waking up early, haha!

[Speaker 2] Man, I sure couldn't get up at the hours required of a baker. You might have to try paying above minimum wage to attract more applicants. It's just a suggestion.


I do not like headphones that are in ear.

I live with my family.

I like roses.

I move around the world a lot.

I see a thriller film every weekend.

When I was little I'd dress like a superhero.

I like to stay busy.

My mother and father would allow my sibling and I to come during our childhood.

Often we would fantasize about being powerful people.

[Speaker 1] Hi, there! Whats up? Here its foggy.

[Speaker 2] Its sunny here. Perfect weather for flying.

[Speaker 1] Whats your favorite color? Mines red.

[Speaker 2] I like red too, with a bit of blue and yellow. Like a superhero!

[Speaker 1] I wish I could fly like superman. I would go all over the world, even to other planets.

[Speaker 2] My brother and I would like to pretend playing as superheroes when we were little.

[Speaker 1] I would rather listen to music. My dad gave me some koss quadraphonic headphones.

[Speaker 2] Nice, how do they sound?

[Speaker 1] Wow! Unbelievable. He used to work at koss. Has a big collection of all their models.

[Speaker 2] Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 1] Not really, just listening to music. Oh, and I've already visited all the continents.

[Speaker 2] I enjoy watching movies at the theater.

[Speaker 1] Any favorite movies? Any good ones lately?

[Speaker 2] I like the marvel cinematic universe, of course. I think wonder woman was pretty good.


I'm trying to get off of coffee.

I like to get rid of my stress.

Agatha christie wrote the plots to the best films.

I enjoy creative activities while outdoors.

I write books.

I have a spouse.
I like going to the ocean.
I'm rarely home.
I like the tone of the sea.

[Speaker 1] Hi! I am gwyn. I am an author. How are you?

[Speaker 2] Hi how are you today?

[Speaker 1] Cant complain, just drinking my favorite green tea. How are you?

[Speaker 2] Just at work, where do you work?

[Speaker 1] Well, I'm an author so I work at home

[Speaker 2] Are you a married writer?

[Speaker 1] Nah, not married. I stay at home and write stories in my backyard grass.

[Speaker 2] Nice. Whats your favorite color?

[Speaker 1] Green, like green tea. Whats yours?

[Speaker 2] I love blue, like blue tea

[Speaker 1] Ahahah. What do you do for fun?

[Speaker 2] I just go to the beach and stuff

[Speaker 1] The beach is fun. I like to run to clear my head.

[Speaker 2] My head is clear like blue water

[Speaker 1] Mine is murky like green tea

[Speaker 2] You love that green stuff


I don't eat carbohydrates.
My dad and poppy had jobs as clowns.
I work with fun things.
I like films.

I like dancers.
I like warm colors.
I love to eat pasta in a cheddar sauce.
I like to sit in front of the tv.
My lox are golden.

[Speaker 1] Hey how are you doing today

[Speaker 2] I'm doing good looking for things I can do online and make money

[Speaker 1] Cool cool. Is that what you do for a job?

[Speaker 2] I paint and sell them online. Do you know of any other ways?

[Speaker 1] I'm a circus juggler. I could maybe help you get a job doing that

[Speaker 2] I need something I can do from home where I'm the boss

[Speaker 1] I'm not sure of many jobs that you can do from home.

[Speaker 2] What is your favorite color?

[Speaker 1] I really like the color orange. It reminds me of sunsets. What about you?

[Speaker 2] I love emerald green and purple

[Speaker 1] Both of those are great colors. What do you do for fun?

[Speaker 2] I play the playstation a lot

[Speaker 1] Oh cool! I like to go to the movies.

[Speaker 2] I also like to go to the zoo and the ballet

[Speaker 1] Ballet dancers are so skinny

[Speaker 2] What is your favorite cuisine?


I am socially favorable.
My folks are no longer married.
I got straight as in school.
That mutt means the world to me.

I like climbing.

I can talk two ways.

I an a professional painter.

In the next few weeks I am leaving my hometown.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you today?

[Speaker 2] I am good, been busy packing, moving to a new state. Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 1] Where you moving to eh?

[Speaker 2] Louisiana, I can speak both english and french so I think it will be a good fit

[Speaker 1] Oh yeah that creole charm

[Speaker 2] Yes! I am a artist so I think I can make some good friends there.

[Speaker 1] Very nice. I am popular I can give tips

[Speaker 2] Great! Do you like hiking? I love it!

[Speaker 1] Its alright. I do not like my parents and their divorce tho

[Speaker 2] Oh wow, that's sad, I'm so sorry.

[Speaker 1] Yeah I get good grades but it was not enough

[Speaker 2] Good job, getting such good grades!

[Speaker 1] Yeah maybe they will have christmas together if I get all as

[Speaker 2] I hope you get to spend christmas with your family,


I've a passion for feeding the hungry.
I like mystery books.
I've grown some very large plants.
I've three kids.

In my home we have several canines.
I live a comfortable life.
I take care of animals for my job.
Roses and daffodils are the best.

[Speaker 1] Hey how is your day?

[Speaker 2] Hello, my day is going good so far. What about yours?

[Speaker 1] It is going great just in my sunflower patch

[Speaker 2] Wow, I don't have a sunflower patch but I do enjoy flowers

[Speaker 1] They're the tallest you have seen I'm sure of it, and I love novels.

[Speaker 2] If it were not for my 3 dogs I'd love to have a sunflower patch

[Speaker 1] Do you have any children?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I have 6 and work as a vet

[Speaker 1] I have 5 but 2 have passed away, no good.

[Speaker 2] I am sorry to hear that. Even if that is your script

[Speaker 1] I work in the church to try and be closer to them.

[Speaker 2] Does that help you cope?

[Speaker 1] It does absolutely, we make lots of food in the pantry and I feel good.

[Speaker 2] Good! I am married to my soul mate who works as a lawyer.

[Speaker 1] He must be very smart to be a lawyer.

[Speaker 2] He is, he also knows my love for flowers so he sends them often


I have a short commute to get to my job.

I am accountant.

I am in shape.

I just moved out of my parents to live on my own.

I like to listen to music.

No one is with me.

Spending an hour or so beating a map in mario sounds fun.

I enjoy learning.

[Speaker 1] Hello stranger, tell me a bit about yourself!

[Speaker 2] Hello there I am a single male who lives in the south

[Speaker 1] I rent a apartment in queens. What do you southerners do for fun?

[Speaker 2] I love video games it breaks me away from what I do for work

[Speaker 1] I play soccer to get away from the grind of finance. Do you play any sports?

[Speaker 2] Sadly not since high school but I do guitar when I have time to myself

[Speaker 1] Whistling as I walk to work is about as musical as I get.

[Speaker 2] Ahh well its something my work is very quiet I work with medicine in a plant

[Speaker 1] Lol... I smoke my plants as medicine! ; d

[Speaker 2] Well I do as well but I put it the way we say it at work

[Speaker 1] Ou have to abide by those darn rules everywhere, I guess! ; p

[Speaker 2] Hence I netflix and chill or game and chill lol

[Speaker 1] I hear ya! I talk to strangers in the internet to kill time! P

[Speaker 2] Yeah do not we all hence xbox live is funny proof is on youtube twitch videos

[Speaker 1] We live in the age of idiocracy!

[Speaker 2] Exactly only the 1 can do what it wants the rest are just ants


I'm always working out.
I no longer work.
My family is large.
I like sports.
I have bad vision.

I grew up in the east.

My dad was a police officer.

I can operate a car with a manual transmission.

I drive a rig.

[Speaker 1] Hello, how is it going?

[Speaker 2] Good, just been driving my truck as usual

[Speaker 1] What kind of truck do you drive?

[Speaker 2] Anything with a stick shift. What do you like to do

[Speaker 1] Fun! I love working out. How about you?

[Speaker 2] Used to work out when I lived in virginia. Good place to grow up

[Speaker 1] My husband and I lived there back in the 70s.

[Speaker 2] Really? You know any cops? My dad was a cop

[Speaker 1] My cousin is a cop. We visit them during christmas.

[Speaker 2] Cool! They in virginia too?

[Speaker 1] Yes. My whole family is. It is sad we had to move away.

[Speaker 2] I'm sad about moving too, but that is the life of a truck driver

[Speaker 1] I can relate. My husband is military and we have moved a lot.

[Speaker 2] I'm sorry. Hopefully one day we will make it back there

[Speaker 1] It is always good to take time to visit or go on vacation there.

[Speaker 2] Agreed. Maybe we could meet up next time we are both in the area


I do not eat meat.
I'm really fond of warm colors.
I like to garden.
I enjoy my job in a coffee shop.
I spoil my pets.

I raise animals.

I cant get a pet because of allergies.

My canines stay at my residence alone when I travel to see family.

My sweet puppy is my favorite animal.

[Speaker 1] Hi, how are you and where are you from?

[Speaker 2] Hi, I'm from dallas, tc. Where are you from?

[Speaker 1] I live in the east with my cat, jasper. Do you have pets?

[Speaker 2] Dogs, dogs, and more dogs. I love them

[Speaker 1] Ajaja.. I concur. I'm a barista, what do you do?

[Speaker 2] I work at a free clinic

[Speaker 1] Oh ok. Sounds interesting. I'm vegan, do you eat meat?

[Speaker 2] Yes, but mainly chicken and fish

[Speaker 1] Mmmm salmon. Orange just like my favorite color.

[Speaker 2] Its so delicious when you grill it... My favorite color is green

[Speaker 1] Green is a nice color especially when holding my favorite flower, the rose.

[Speaker 2] Roses are nice. I have some in my garden

[Speaker 1] I recently started a garden myself. I find it so relaxing.

[Speaker 2] Yes, its very peaceful plus it gives you something to do


My mother has a terrible illness.

I am saving up to go to a four year university.

I like my picture.

My neighborhood can get loud late.

My sibling likes to write.
I really don't like cold winters.
I used to be very athletic.
I like mustard.

[Speaker 1] Hello how was your day?

[Speaker 2] It was great! I just finished a book my sister wrote. She's a published author.

[Speaker 1] Wow that sounds great what do you do?

[Speaker 2] Not much now... I use to be a champion downhill skier.

[Speaker 1] Oh my that sounds like a lot of fun

[Speaker 2] But now I mainly hang out, reading, and stay in my sister home in fl every winter.

[Speaker 1] Oh sounds like a great life

[Speaker 2] What kind of work or play do you do?

[Speaker 1] I'm in college I'd like to go to a better school

[Speaker 2] Well hopefully you keep working hard, get good grades and transfer.

[Speaker 1] Yes that is a good idea, its too much yelling in the middle of the night

[Speaker 2] When I was a champion skier in college, we had great parties in the night.

[Speaker 1] Lol yes I know that's the problem I need to study

[Speaker 2] Well, hopefully you can figure that out soon.


I punch in every day.

Being indoors is stifling.

Going to restaurants is one of my favorite things to do.

I like the hue of the sky.

Cheese is my favorite snack food.

I enjoy snow.

My spouse hates us.

I don't like burritos.

I enjoy visiting places that are mexican culture.

[Speaker 1] I work full time an I love blue

[Speaker 2] Wow you are leaving the gate pretty excited.

[Speaker 1] How about you? I like blue

[Speaker 2] That is great I mean blue is a great color, my favorite is green.

[Speaker 1] Cool! Like to eat out? I really do enjoy eating out.

[Speaker 2] That is awesome, I do too.

[Speaker 1] Really? Where is your favorite?

[Speaker 2] I love italian places, they are the best.

[Speaker 1] Yes they are with intimate outdoor settings I love nature

[Speaker 2] I know right, I really need to go there again.

[Speaker 1] Whats twats the name an location of your favorite place?

[Speaker 2] My favorite place is definedly oaxaca I was just there a few weeks back.


I'm in great shape.

I am in my first year of higher education.

Felines are my favorite pets.

I have no injuries.

I prefer thin crust.

I've a great job.

I have 7 pets.

I don't eat meat.

I'm employed in animal safety and rescue.

[Speaker 1] Hi there, I am katie and I am an athlete. How about you?

[Speaker 2] Hello, I am currently working for peta

[Speaker 1] I love pets and my most favorite is cat. How about you?

[Speaker 2] I love all animals that's why I decided to be vegetarian

[Speaker 1] I'm a foodie and pizza is my favorite

[Speaker 2] I like pizza too, but it has to be vegetarian

[Speaker 1] Good to know that. I'm just graduated

[Speaker 2] Cool! What did you study?

[Speaker 1] And I do not like fighting with anyone.

[Speaker 2] I think we should all love eachother

[Speaker 1] Did my masters in computers. What you doing?

[Speaker 2] I'm not going to school I already have a good paying job


The smell of the ice and the coldness in the area draws me to games.

I travel a lot.

When I was in college I focused on commercial courses.

I don't have any close friends locally.

I love to read.

I immigrated to ca.

I am a graphic designer.

My hubby rights books and we have a pair of twin children.

I like to read horror novels.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] Am doing fine and in a happy mood.

[Speaker 1] What do you do for a living?

[Speaker 2] I deliver peoples items from the post office to their homes.

[Speaker 1] What city are you from?

[Speaker 2] Am from ohio and its my home city.

[Speaker 1] Do you have any hobbies?

[Speaker 2] Yes, my hobby is playing hockey.

[Speaker 1] Do yo have any pets?

[Speaker 2] No, I've flower plants instead.

[Speaker 1] I do not have much of a green thumb

[Speaker 2] Well my father is a gardener and has made me love plants a lot.

[Speaker 1] What kind of music are you into?

[Speaker 2] Am much more into country music.

[Speaker 1] I like pop rap and country

[Speaker 2] Who are your favorite artists?


I can not talk well.

I stay up late.

I'm very often eating take out.

I am working to improve artificial intelligence.

To my dismay, my mother insisted that I receive treatment from an orthodontist.

I am not comfortable with my body.

I enjoy doing art.

I am too out going.

[Speaker 1] Hi there how are you tonight? I am wide awake

[Speaker 2] I am getting a little sleepy myself.

[Speaker 1] I've to work in the morning too I hope I get some sleep

[Speaker 2] What do you do for work?

[Speaker 1] I build robots. I keep to myself I like that

[Speaker 2] Yea, I want to be speaker, people say I talk too much.

[Speaker 1] What do you do now?

[Speaker 2] Doodle ponies on my binder.

[Speaker 1] You must be good at drawing

[Speaker 2] I mean I'm okay, mostly boredom.

[Speaker 1] I've to pack a lunch what should I take

[Speaker 2] Some fruits and veggies. I should eat less.

[Speaker 1] I got some honeycrisp apples today

[Speaker 2] Those are the best with carmel.

[Speaker 1] Great idea I have to get some. Thank you

[Speaker 2] Not great with braces though.


My female parent does it all on her own.

I don't like insects.

I'm a religious person.

I have a way I prefer to do things.

I own a record shop.

My parents are religious.

I believe in everyone being treated equally.

I plan on moving to orlando when I get old.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you doing?

[Speaker 2] Hi there, good thank you for asking, what do you do for living?

[Speaker 1] I am a nurse at the hospital

[Speaker 2] I am glad you save lives. I own a a music store in ca

[Speaker 1] What city are you from?

[Speaker 2] Simi valley a small little town but I hope to retire in florida. By the beach

[Speaker 1] Have you ever been to florida?

[Speaker 2] Vacation, just love it there!

[Speaker 1] Does it get very humid?

[Speaker 2] Oh yes but I am use it being cali.

[Speaker 1] I'm from cali as well

[Speaker 2] Oh really? What part of cali do you live?


My family has moved 40 times.
I'm 6 feet tall.
I've purple hair.
I'm a genius.

My favorite show is battlestar galactica.

I think beets are the best vegetable.

I live on a beet farm.

I'm a paper salesman.

We have relocated a ton.

I'm above the standard height of a us male.

I like to experiment with color.

I am smart.

I love to watch tv.
I enjoy sweet and earthy vegetables.
I like veggies.
I work for dunder mifflin.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you today

[Speaker 2] I'm good how are you

[Speaker 1] I am good do you work

[Speaker 2] I am actually a farmer

[Speaker 1] Do you work alone then

[Speaker 2] Sometimes I get help from my family

[Speaker 1] That is kind of them

[Speaker 2] It is what do you do for a living

[Speaker 1] No I move too much to work

[Speaker 2] Why do you move so much

[Speaker 1] My family has too, I have moved over forty times

[Speaker 2] Wow that's crazy I'd not like that

[Speaker 1] Yeah it is very difficult

[Speaker 2] Do y ou like to watch tv

[Speaker 1] Sometimes. How tall are you

[Speaker 2] I am five feet 8 inches

I move a lot. I don't work.

I most frequently because of my family. I moved over 40 times.

I don't like to move so much.

I am a farmer.

I sometimes work alone, sometimes with help of family.

I am 5'8" tall.

[Speaker 1] What type of food do you produce at your farm?

[Speaker 2] I produce all kinds of veggies, wheat, corn and I have varieties of fruit orchard.

[Speaker 1] How long have you been a farmer?

[Speaker 2] It's been more than 20 years now. I love farming. Why you moved so many times?

[Speaker 1] My spouse works in the military so we end up moving every few years.

[Speaker 2] That's interesting. You must have seen so many places and might be a tiring too. I love exploring new places, but don't have time due to farming.

[Speaker 1] Traveling to new places is fun but you don't get to make a lot of friends that way.  Do you own your own land?

[Speaker 2] I can understand that, sometimes it is hard to find good friends. I have my own land which is inherited from my grand parents.

[Speaker 1] There's not nearly as many farmers nowadays as there use to be, it must be tough for small farmers like yourself.

[Speaker 2] Yeah it gets pretty tough sometimes and crops don't turn out as well as I thought they would. The revenue nowadays is pretty low and the markets are less lenient to take my produce.

[Speaker 1] I respect farmers, I know I couldn't do all that work.  The most I can do is manage a small vegetable garden in my backyard.

[Speaker 2] Managing a vegetable garden is not even easy. Keep it up! I respect people who serve in military.

I don't work.  I moved over 40 times. I don't like to move so much. My spouse is in the military. We have to move often because of my spouse's job.

I enjoy travelling to new places. I find it hard to make friends when moving about so much.

I grow some vegetables in my garden.

I am a farmer.

I am 5'8" tall.

I have a farm. The farm produces all kinds of veggies, wheat, corn and fruit. I have been a farmer for over 20 years.

I like exploring new places. I don't get much time to explore because of my work.

I inherited the land my farm is on from my grandparents. It can be tough to be a farmer. Being a farmer doesn't pay well.

[Speaker 1] I got a great crop of potatoes from my garden today

[Speaker 2] Oh, nice! I have been hooked on red fingerlings lately and having much success. What kind did you harvest?

[Speaker 1] I dont know to much about them unlike you, Haha I just asked the person at the garden shop which ones are the easiest to grow!

[Speaker 2] Yep, that makes sense too. The workers usually have good tips and can steer you in the right direction. I go the nursery for plants and things all the time, its my idea of Disneyland.

[Speaker 1] Haha, I can see why you love it so much it's very satisfying when you get to pick the vegetables and cook them later on!

[Speaker 2] Yeah, it is satisfying knowing that no matter what happens in the world you have a grocery store outside your back door. All I am missing is a grocery cart! lol

[Speaker 1] Haha, very true! Have you been up to much else recently?

[Speaker 2] I have been slowly but surely sorting through my catch all drawers in my shed. I have a bunch of old tools and supplies that I don't need anymore and I want to organize also. I have so many odds and ends that I don't know what I really have at all.

[Speaker 1] Haha, it happens to the best off us, luckily for me I'm moving to much that I never have that problem!

[Speaker 2] Good point, I need some tips from you. You are probably a minimalist and super organized, huh?

[Speaker 1] Well my Husband gives me no choice with all the moving Haha! I've learnt to always have small belongings!

[Speaker 2] I admire your endurance and determination to press forward when things are tough.


I enjoy catching my own food.
I like to play sports.
I'm not inside of a marriage.
I like children.
I like to blow.

I like walking on ice.
I'm forgetful.
I just got a house in europe.
I like seafood.
I love swedish black metal.

[Speaker 1] Hey, can I sing to you?

[Speaker 2] Hi. I cannot seem to find my keys. I am losing my mind.

[Speaker 1] Do you want to go hunting with me?

[Speaker 2] Sure. Can you sing me a song by marduk first?

[Speaker 1] Are you married? I'm not.

[Speaker 2] No. I moved to swede

[Speaker 1] I have some kids, do you want them?

[Speaker 2] Sure. I can feed them lutefisk. They will love it.

[Speaker 1] I'll play you in basketball

[Speaker 2] Ok. Afterwards can we go hiking on my favorite glacier?

[Speaker 1] That sounds fine. Maybe we can get married

[Speaker 2] Sure but you will need to move to sweden first.

[Speaker 1] So? If I move you'll?

[Speaker 2] Absolutely! Can you sing to me now?


I like to cook.

I've a cat named kj.

My husband was a salesman.

I have lived in several different states.

My doctor told me I've six months to live.

I m really terrible at doing regular expressions.

I m allergic to lactose.

My favorite singer is justin bieber.

I like having fried fish for supper.

I like to spend time in the kitchen.
I call my kitten katie jane.
My spouse is a businessmen.
I move around a lot.

I am dying.

I only can do exaggerated emotions.

I have to drink dairy free milk.

I like boy bands.

Breaded tilapia is my favorite dinner dish.

[Speaker 1] Hi there, how are you?

[Speaker 2] Not good. Doctor said I only have 6 months left of life.

[Speaker 1] I'm so sorry! Would you like me to bring you dinner? I love cooking

[Speaker 2] I'd love that! Especially fried fish at dinner. But no lactose, I'm allergic.

[Speaker 1] Ok. Are you allergic to cats? Because I've one. Mr kj

[Speaker 2] No. I like them. Do you like justin bieber like I do?

[Speaker 1] Saw him once in a different state. I move from state to state a lot

[Speaker 2] Why do you move so much?

[Speaker 1] My husband does sales for work

[Speaker 2] Do you have any children? I don't have any.

[Speaker 1] No, just kj the cat, you have any pets?

[Speaker 2] No I don't have pets either. Kind of lonely sounding, huh?

[Speaker 1] Yes, you should definitely come over for dinner

[Speaker 2] Looking forward to it. I will bring my justin bieber cd!

I love cooking.

I have a cat called Mr KJ.

I saw Justin Bieber in a different state. I move around a lot.

My husband does sales for work.

I have no children.

I have six months left to live.

I am allergic to lactose.

I like cats. I like Justin Bieber. I have a Justin Bieber CD.

I have no children, no pets.

[Speaker 1] KJ sadly fell ill and we had to take him to the vet.

[Speaker 2] How is he doing now? I hate when I have to go into the doctors. I hope it is not too serious

[Speaker 1] He's not doing so well. They're keeping him in for observation overnight and giving him fluids. I miss him already. I know you said you don't have any pets at the moment, but have you had any in the past?

[Speaker 2] I have had pets before, mostly cats. But after my last one died of old age right before I got my diagnosis, I decided that it was not worth it to get another animal. It might help me stay focused and happy but it would be awful to leave it so soon after getting attached.

[Speaker 1] That makes sense. How are you feeling at the moment?

[Speaker 2] About as good as can be expected after getting in from chemo. Trying to improve my life expectancy by doing their medical crap, but I don't like it. I am considering stopping the treatment so I can just enjoy what time I have left. What else do you have going on?

[Speaker 1] You wouldn't be the first to make that decision. Do what makes you feel happiest! I've been cooking quite a bit. I used to cook up some treats for KJ when he was a bit younger, so I've been looking at making some nice healthy treats for when he gets home, so long as I get to take him home. Any recommendations on healthy cat snacks?

[Speaker 2] My cats always were spoiled and would eat what I ate as long as it wasn't poisonous to them. My last cat, buttercup was so sweet, and she loved to eat icecream. I had to find ones that were safe for her, and I would make her a bowl when I had one so she wouldn't be trying to eat my chocolate flavored bowl haha. I think it depends on what your cat actually likes. Buttercups favorite food was chicken

[Speaker 1] Maybe I should make some chicken ice cream, if that's even possible! LOL. I guess both me and Mr KJ will be on a healthy eating kick. I'm hoping I should hear back from the vets soon. And then I'll have to deal with the insurers to see if the treatments covered. Hopefully my husband will be back soon and he can help wrangle things. He's much better with the insurance people than I am.

[Speaker 2] Hopefully they do you right. You definitely can make chicken ice cream! It smells awful but Buttercup used to love it. It is soothing too if they are feeling bad because ice cream makes everyone feel better haha.

[Speaker 1] Absolutely, ice cream is basically medicine! Have you considered reaching out to any shelters to see if you can spend some time with the animals there? Maybe it would give you the boost without feeling tied to a pet with your diagnosis,.

[Speaker 2] I actually have not thought of that at all. I used to volunteer at my local shelter, but I don't know if the same lady is running the place. She might like having me there if I go in and help out a little. that would definitely help my mood. Thanks

I love cooking.

I have a cat called Mr KJ.

My husband does sales for work. I have no children.

I guess both me and Mr KJ will be on a healthy eating kick. My husband will be back soon and he can help wrangle things.

I was diagnosed an illness. I have six months left to live.

I am allergic to lactose.

I have no children, no pets. I have had pets before, mostly cats. I like cats.

I hate when I have to go into the doctors. I take chemo. rying to improve my life expectancy by doing their medical crap, but I don't like it. I am considering stopping the treatment so I can just enjoy what time I have left.

My last cat, Buttercup loved ice cream. Buttercups favorite food was chicken.

I used to volunteer at my local shelter.

[Speaker 1] How do you feel? Did you visit a shelter?

[Speaker 2] I feel terrible. I haven't gone to the shelter. I know when I do I a going to want to take home a cat, and that wouldn't be fair to the cat.

[Speaker 1] They say being around pets improves people's health. Even just going to the shelter to play with the cats or walk a few dogs would brighten my day.

[Speaker 2] I think it would make me too sad, knowing I can't get one of my own. Maybe I'l try it, I don't know. How is your healthy eating going?

[Speaker 1] No point torturing yourself around the cute cats if you can't have one. As for my healthy eating... meh. I've been lazy and ordering out too much.

[Speaker 2] Not enough time to cook? I love to eat out, what is your favorite?

[Speaker 1] Italian is my favorite (I love a good lasagna), but usually I end up getting fast food because it's cheaper. What's your favorite type of food?

[Speaker 2] Mexican, I love agood taco or burrito. What is your favorite thing to cook?

[Speaker 1] I guess a simple pasta. Spaghetti and meatballs probably.

[Speaker 2] Cool, I know you mentioned yoru husband is away. HAs he come back yet?

[Speaker 1] Nope. He won't be back until next week. That's why I've been so busy.

[Speaker 2] Is he away for work? What does he do?


I am recognized for being neat.
I like television real late.
I have not loved.
I am wildly optimistic.

I only have nine digits all together on my feet.

Colored breakfast foods are not my favorite.

I like to go to the pool.

I enjoy making food.

I am a huge dog lover!.

[Speaker 1] Hi! Did you see jimmy fallon last night?

[Speaker 2] No, I missed it. I was swimming in my indoor pool. I love swimming.

[Speaker 1] Do you swim every day?

[Speaker 2] I try to, it is good exercise. I enjoyed cooking too. What about you?

[Speaker 1] I'm trying to learn to cook. Anything is doable right?

[Speaker 2] Especially spaghetti. I love sleighing with my 4 dogs, but I lost a pinky toe.

[Speaker 1] Oh my! I am sure people notice that when you wear sandals.

[Speaker 2] Ll! Do you like reading?

[Speaker 1] I do. Friends say my library is arranged well.

[Speaker 2] Favorite childhood book is green eggs and ham, but I don't think I will eat that.

[Speaker 1] I could loan you some green dye...

[Speaker 2] Mmm.. That sound really yummy.

[Speaker 1] I'm sure I can locate it. My kitchen shelves are alphabetized.

[Speaker 2] You are a very organized person. I bet you organized your closet too.


I can play piano.
I work at a bar.
I surf everyday.
People say I can cook well.
I like to listen to country music.

I'm fifteen years old.

My family has three dogs and my dog is named maddie.

I live in america in the state of florida.

I've braces.

I really pound out notes on the keyboard.

I've a night job in the service industry.

I hit the water.

It is known that I am a good chef.

I'm from louisiana.

Next year I'll be sixteen.

We have 3 pets in the house, one of them is mine.

I live in the south.

I possess orthodontics.

[Speaker 1] I play the piano at a bar. What do you do?

[Speaker 2] Hi! I'm in high school

[Speaker 1] Do you like high school?

[Speaker 2] Its ok. People are kinda mean about me still wearing braces

[Speaker 1] I am sorry people are mean. Surfing helped me feel better.

[Speaker 2] You are a surfer? That is lit

[Speaker 1] Yep. Though I like country music. Un lit. Lol

[Speaker 2] ... And you work at a piano bar. Lol jk

[Speaker 1] Lol. Its an old time y bar. The food there's horrible though.

[Speaker 2] Probably better than school cafeteria food. People get excited for taco day...

[Speaker 1] People think I make great tacos. Ink if I would like your schools taco.

[Speaker 2] Probably not. I want to learn to cook more

[Speaker 1] My family thinks my cooking is good. It takes practice. Patients.

[Speaker 2] I think only my dogs like my cooking right now

I play the piano at a bar.

I surf.

I like country music.

My family thinks my cooking is good.

I'm in high school.
I wear braces.
I want to learn to cook more.
I think people don't like my cooking.

[Speaker 1] I got tipped $5 at the bar I work at!

[Speaker 2] Wow how much do you usually get tipped?

[Speaker 1] About $1 per order, so this is great!

[Speaker 2] What is the most you every got tipped?

[Speaker 1] Once a guy came in and hated our burger, sent it back but felt sorry for me and left me $20.

[Speaker 2] Wow thats a big tip. I bet the burger tasted better than what I can do. I'm still trying to find cooking lessons. Do you have any cooking tips?

[Speaker 1] If you're ready to try, watch Julia Childs' "how to cook" video, it's usually around the internet.  Its old but it teaches you all the basics.  Do you think your family will try your attempts?

[Speaker 2] My family is hesitant about my cooking. Last time I ended up burning the meatloaf I made for them. Any new country concerts coming up?

[Speaker 1] Everyone wants to go see Morgan Wallen, so I think I'm holding out for his tickets.  Why don't you come with me and we'll cook dinner first.  Are you free the 11th next month?

[Speaker 2] Well our high school does have spring break next month so I would be free to go. Any plans on surfing? I've never went before.

[Speaker 1] I guess if we go surfing, we should cook afterward.  You're not a vegan or anything are you?  What do you like?

[Speaker 2] Thankfully I eat all kinds of food. My favorite food is steak and mashed potatoes. Unfortunately, the steak does get stuck in my braces sometimes. How does that sound?

I play the piano at a bar.

I surf.

I like country music.

I think the food at the bar I work at is horrible. My family thinks my cooking is good.

I  get tipped. $1 is a usual tip. I once were tipped $20.

I'm in high school.I wear braces.

I want to learn to cook more. I think people don't like my cooking. I am  wanting cooking lessons. I have a family. I burned meatloaf.

I 've never been surfing. I like steak and mashed potatoes.

[Speaker 1] I saw some dolphins in the distance, while surfing a few days ago. You should come with me the next time.

[Speaker 2] Well, I would have to wait until summer. My moms won't let me go too far off during school months. But it would be really fun!

[Speaker 1] It would be!   The bar that I work at only serves pierogis and kale, though so we would have to find another place to eat.

[Speaker 2] I mean, I like kale, but not without other food haha. What else is there to do out there? Maybe by the time I can come visit, I will be able to make a signature dish. I found a culinary tutor and am learning so much!

[Speaker 1] Well, on Tuesdays, I play the piano there.   It's mostly a mix of country music and crunk.   I made almost $7 in tips last week.

[Speaker 2] That is not very much. I wish you could make more! Playing piano is a lot of hard work. Maybe you can show me some stuff you can play

[Speaker 1] I will, but only if I get cooking lessons in return.   I'll show you how to play "Southern Hospitality" with only three chords.  It's great!   The bar crowd loves it.

[Speaker 2] Ooooohhh Ok. I might not be great yet since I only have a couple months to practice, but I will see what I can learn. Now I want to learn even more! Oh, and do you have a waterproof camera for dolphin watching? Maybe we could get close!

[Speaker 1] I use a Sony movie cam.   Film is really cheap now, since everything is digital.   My friend owns an AVID, so we edit everything at his place, while we listen to country music and eat free pierogis.

[Speaker 2] Ok, that sounds amazing. What kind of weather should I be expecting? I need to know what to pack! My mom said I can come!!!

[Speaker 1] The weather is supposed to be nice then.  Just bring some ziploc bags so we can cover the camera and film reals.   We can bring some kale to feed the dolphins!

[Speaker 2] They EAT KALE??? What! That is so weird


I'm musician.
I like children.
I'm married.
I work in healthcare.

Making cookies is fun.
I'm an equestrian.
I like to garden on the weekends.
I live in the long horn state.
My mom was an educator.

[Speaker 1] Hi how are you today?

[Speaker 2] I am well, how are you?

[Speaker 1] I am doing ok. What do you do for a living

[Speaker 2] I spend most of my time baking and riding horses. What do you do?

[Speaker 1] I work at a trauma unit as a nurse.

[Speaker 2] That must be interesting! I live in texas, where do you live?

[Speaker 1] I live in utah with my husband and 5 kids

[Speaker 2] I've never been to utah but hear there are beautiful roses there!

[Speaker 1] It is beautiful up here. What do you do for fun

[Speaker 2] Mainly ride horses. You?

[Speaker 1] I like to play classical music on my violin

[Speaker 2] Wonderful! My mom is a retired teacher who plays the violin.

[Speaker 1] That is cool she must be very talented and smart

[Speaker 2] She is wonderful. She taught me to bake and to grow roses.


I believe in the tooth fairy.
My mother works at kroger.
Fantasy tv shows are my favorite.
I was raised down south.

I like grabbing stuff at the store.
I cannot stand the heat.
I'm a jon snow fan.
I'm scared of high places.
I love it when it is cold outside.

[Speaker 1] Hi, I'm really really tired.

[Speaker 2] Oh no! Sorry to hear that! Long day? I need to go shopping, no rest here

[Speaker 1] I'm trying to get caught up on game of thrones

[Speaker 2] Oh my gosh! I can not wait to see how it ends! I love game of thrones!

[Speaker 1] I'm kind of nervous about it

[Speaker 2] Speaking of which, winter is totally my favorite season! I love the cold weather haha

[Speaker 1] It does not get very cold in alabama

[Speaker 2] I am in ma, near boston. I prefer the cold living here. Need to get to walmart!

[Speaker 1] My mom works at a store like that

[Speaker 2] I love doing all my shopping there, prices are so cheap they have everything.

[Speaker 1] Will you maybe buy me some candy?

[Speaker 2] So sure! What are your biggest fears? Halloween is coming up! I like being scared.

[Speaker 1] The easter bunny if I am being honest. I saw him once

[Speaker 2] One thing I am deathly afraid of is heights! The thought of going splat on the pavement

[Speaker 1] I haven't ever thought about that. Good thing walmart is on the ground

[Speaker 2] Haha yes! Unless I mysteriously get to the roof


I am 6 foot tall.
I love to dance.
I have asthma.
I like to go running.

I am a huge buffalo bills fan, and our family has season tickets.

I grew up in syracuse, ny with my parents and brother.

That way, after graduating, I can teach english there for a year or two.

I d also like to study abroad in spain.

I'm currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher.

I'm taller than average.
I enjoy moving my body.
Sometimes I have trouble breathing.
I am an avid jogger.

We are fans of the local football team, we have never missed a game.

I used to live in upstate new york.

I plan to school others in speaking.

I appreciate the spanish culture.

I am chasing my dream to teach ela at university.

[Speaker 1] Hey, how you doing today?

[Speaker 2] I'm doing good. Just got back from union college. I'm studying to be a english teacher.

[Speaker 1] That is so awesome, never give up, keep pushing

[Speaker 2] Thank you! Where are you located?

[Speaker 1] Baby, I'm right here in chicago, where you at?

[Speaker 2] Born and raised in syracuse, ny. Me, my mom, dad, and brother.

[Speaker 1] That is good, I'm from memphis tennesse, but I moved here

[Speaker 2] I do want to move to spain, study there and then teach english there afterwards though.

[Speaker 1] You do not have to move to spain, you can actually teach english virtually

[Speaker 2] I still want to go for a couple years. Would miss family though

[Speaker 1] I say, do whatever makes you happy

[Speaker 2] You like sports? We are big buffalo bills fans. We have season tickets.

[Speaker 1] I'm not a fan of sports, but I love poetry, music, and supporting others

[Speaker 2] You sound like a fun person!

[Speaker 1] Yeah I'm, I love throwing parties

[Speaker 2] Well I should live closer then

I live in Chicago.

I'm from Memphis, Tennessee.

I'm not a fan of sports. I love poetry, music and supporting others.

I am a fun person. I love throwing parties.

I attend Union College. I'm studying to be an English teacher.

I was born and raised in Syracuse, NY. I have a mom, dad and brother.

I want to move to Spain to teach English there.

I want to go to Spain for a couple years.

[Speaker 1] Are you going to watch the Buffalo Bills game this weekend?

[Speaker 2] Of course! I can't wait to get there for it!

[Speaker 1] That is good for you, hope I have passion for sport like that.

[Speaker 2] I know you mentioned before that you aren't really a sports fan. Have you ever played any sports? Like maybe in school or as a young child?

[Speaker 1] I do follow my friends to football field in school but I have never participated.

[Speaker 2] I have never actually played football myself, but I sure enjoy watching it. Especially the Bills! I hope they win this weekend? So, what are your weekend plans?

[Speaker 1] I have a friend birthday party during the weekend and I hope to enjoy it.

[Speaker 2] That sounds like fun! How long have you known your friend?

[Speaker 1] We were childhood friends and we like each other.

[Speaker 2] That's great that you are still friends. I don't still have any friends from my childhood, although I do still keep in touch with one friend from high school.

[Speaker 1] Childhood friends are great. Why do you choose Spain and not other countries?

[Speaker 2] I took Spanish in High School, so I've always been interested in going to Spain. I think it would be fun to live and work there.

I live in Chicago. I'm from Memphis, Tennessee.

I don't  have a passion for football. I have  never participated in football.

I am going to a friend's birthday party this weekend. I have  been friends with the birthday person since childhood.

I attend Union College studying to be an English teacher.

I want to move to Spain to teach English there for a couple years. I learn  Spanish in high school.

I am a big Buffalo Bills fan. I have season tickets. I am going  to watch the Buffalo Bills game this weekend. I have  never played football.

I am not currently friends with any friends from their own childhood.  I keep in touch with one friend from high school.

[Speaker 1] Are you having a watch party for the Buffalo Bills game this weekend?

[Speaker 2] Yes i should. Will you?

[Speaker 1] no. I don't watch sports. I guess the party part could be fun but I definitely wouldn't be following along with the game. lol

[Speaker 2] Oh! ok i get that. Do you have any party for the weekend?

[Speaker 1] Yeah, my friend's birthday is this weekend. we are going to go bowling and play at the arcade to celebrate.

[Speaker 2] Now that sounds like your weekend is going to be fun!

[Speaker 1] It will be. We've been doing this for both of our birthday's since we were kids. I don't think we'll ever break this tradition.

[Speaker 2] That sound like a very strong bond. A very productive friendship I guess?

[Speaker 1] Yes it is. do you have any fun traditions you like to do?

[Speaker 2] Order than watch the Buffalo Bills games, i keep in touch with my friend from high school every  Friday.

[Speaker 1] do you live close to them?

[Speaker 2] Yes a bit close I'd say.


I feel competitive against other women.
I do not like trying new things.
I want to be alone sometimes.
I like the library.
I do not trust anyone.

I like reading mystery novels.

I'm an american citizen.

Going to the beach is my favorite past time.

My son is a football player.

I love pizza.

I need to compete with other girls.

I like to keep a routine and do the same thing everyday.

I don't like to be around people.

I love reading books.

I am distrustful of people.

I like suspense.

I am a current resident in the united state.

I like the sand and water.

One of my offspring is a quarterback.

My favorite food is italian.

[Speaker 1] Hello there. How are you today...

[Speaker 2] I'm good. How are you?

[Speaker 1] Good. At my favorite spot, the library. They have a new system, I hate trying new things.

[Speaker 2] I love the library, I'm always done down a good mystery book.

[Speaker 1] Its a good place to be alone. I don't trust other people, I prefer solitude.

[Speaker 2] Solitude is good. I spend a lot of time reading at the beach.

[Speaker 1] That's fun. Ever play volleyball? I get competitive with it, I have to beat the other women.

[Speaker 2] Ll no volleyball. I do not really have a competitive side. My son is in little leauge football.

[Speaker 1] I'm sure he is competitive, he has to beat the other boys, winning is most important.

[Speaker 2] Definitely. Whats your favorite food. Mine would have to be pizza.

[Speaker 1] Eh, pizza requires other people. I prefer starbucks food so I can eat alone.

[Speaker 2] Not if you make homemade pizza, then you get to pick out all the toppings yourself.

My favorite place is the library.
I don't trust other people.
I play volleyball.
Winning is very important to me.
I like starbucks food.

I love the library. I enjoy mystery books.

I have a son who plays football.

My favorite food is pizza.

[Speaker 1] Have you read any new mystery books lately?

[Speaker 2] Not recently, which is weird for me. But my son just started football practice so I've been so occupied! Have you gotten to the library recently?

[Speaker 1] I was there just last night, been reading a lot of HP Lovecraft recently, so was checking out what books they had.

[Speaker 2] I haven't ready any of his books. Any you recommend?

[Speaker 1] The Cthulhu mythos is a must read, Its a collection of stories, not just one book. But the Dunwich   is a must

[Speaker 2] I will add them to my list to pick up before my trip to this beach this weekend. Do you have any plans this weekend?

[Speaker 1] Thought about playing some Vollyball if I can find a few more people to play with.

My favorite place is the library.

I don't trust other people.

I like starbucks food.

I read HP Lovecraft. I  like the Cthulhu mythos collection.

I have a son who plays football.

My favorite food is pizza.

[Speaker 1] I stopped by the library on my way to the beach, they didn't have anything by HP Lovecraft in stock, so I had them reserve the entire collection.

[Speaker 2] That's commitment right there! What are you going to read in the mean time?

[Speaker 1] Yes I'm committed to reading everything that HP Lovecraft has written! I guess I'll read the newspaper in the meantime. How's your reading coming along? Have you read any good mystery books lately?

[Speaker 2] Nothing in particular as of late! That said, I checked out the Chutlhu Mythos, so I've got my hands full for the time being. Did you end up playing volleyball last weekend?

[Speaker 1] You're going to love the Cthulhu Mythos series! No, my team hasn't started our organized volleyball season yet, but we've been practicing indoors and honing our skills. You must play volleyball at the beach, no?

[Speaker 2] Yes, though I usually just tag along with whomever happens to be playing on the beach! Dealing with my son's football team is plenty as it is!

[Speaker 1] Are you a coach for his football team?

[Speaker 2] No, though I sometimes end up coaching from the stands against my better judgment! Do you like football?

[Speaker 1] I do like football, and I follow the NFL somewhat when the season's in full swing. I was a little upset that the Kansas City Chiefs lost to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the last Super Bowl. Did you watch that game?

[Speaker 2] Yes, I'm a huge Tampa Bay fan! Obviously my takeaway from that game was a bit different from yours haha.

[Speaker 1] I see that! Is your son a Tampa Bay fan, also?

[Speaker 2] Haha he is a Patriots fan, believe it or not! I suppose one must let the youth do its own thing.


My laptop does not always function as quickly as I'd like.

My eyewear is so obnoxious.

I do not like cold weather.

The perfect girl for me would be someone that can act and dance.

I am a speed speaker.
Crimson is a hot choice.
I've an extra thumb.
I believe in conspiracy theories.
I am a very speedy typist.

[Speaker 1] Hi chicken feet. How are you

[Speaker 2] Lol, no chicken feet here, I do have 2 fingers and 3 thumbs on each hand though.

[Speaker 1] Oh well see there! Mutant!

[Speaker 2] Actually only one hand, but doesn't stop me from typing 140 words per minute.

[Speaker 1] Wow, that is nifty neat

[Speaker 2] What do you think of the moon landing? I think it was fake.

[Speaker 1] I think the moon is fake

[Speaker 2] I talk a lot and fast. How old are you?

[Speaker 1] I'm 982, I think I'm getting old

[Speaker 2] O. K. Then. I painted my room red, a color I like a lot

[Speaker 1] I cant keep my glasses clean

[Speaker 2] That happens sometimes have you tried using a cloth?

[Speaker 1] No, I used my toes

[Speaker 2] I see. That just might be the problem, but who knows.