==De Ni Sataniske Erklæringer==
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''The Nine Satanic Statements'''
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" align="center" | '''De Ni Sataniske Erklæringer'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''1'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="left" | Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" align="left" | Satan repræsenterer nydelse, ikke afholdenhed!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''2'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan repræsenterer vital eksistens, ikke åndelige tågedrømme!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''3'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan repræsenterer ubesmittet visdom ikke hyklerisk selvbedrag!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''4'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan repræsenterer mildhed over for dem som fortjener det, ikke kærlighed spildt på uværdige!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''5'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan repræsenterer hævn, ikke at vende den anden kind til!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''6'''
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" align="center" | '''6'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan repræsenterer ansvarlighed overfor de ansvarlige, ikke omsorg for psykiske vampyrer!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''7'''
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" align="center" | '''7'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan repræsenterer mennesket som blot et andet dyr, undertiden bedre, men ofte værre end dem, der går på alle fire, et dyr, som på grund af sin "guddommelige, åndelige og intellektuelle udvikling" er blevet det ondeste af alle dyr!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''8'''
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" align="center" | '''8'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan repræsenterer alle de såkaldte synder, eftersom de alle fører til fysisk, mental, eller følelsesmæssig tilfredsstillelse!
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" align="center" | '''9'''
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" align="center" | '''9'''
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| width="50%" style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/NineStatements.html |title=The Nine Satanic Statements |access-date=16. juli 2013 |archive-date=24. juli 2013 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130724065524/http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/NineStatements.html |url-status=ok }}</ref>
| width="50%" style="background:#ffdead;" valign="top" | Satan har været kirkens bedste ven nogen sinde, fordi han har holdt den travlt beskæftiget i alle disse år!
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