Instruct: Identify the main and secondary category of Arxiv papers based on the titles and abstracts
Query: What Do These Correlations Know About Reality? Nonlocality and the
  Absurd   In honor of Daniel Greenberger's 65th birthday I record for posterity two
superb examples of his wit, offer a proof of an important theorem on quantum
correlations that even those of us over 60 can understand, and suggest, by
trying to make it look silly, that invoking ``quantum nonlocality'' as an
explanation for such correlations may be too cheap a way out of the dilemma
they pose.

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The categories of this paper are: gr-qc
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The categories of this paper are: nucl-th
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The categories of this paper are: math-ph
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The categories of this paper are: hep-ex
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The categories of this paper are: funct-an
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The categories of this paper are: ao-sci
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The categories of this paper are: hep-lat
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The categories of this paper are: hep-th
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The categories of this paper are: nucl-ex
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The categories of this paper are: mtrl-th
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The categories of this paper are: chao-dyn
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The categories of this paper are: comp-gas
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The categories of this paper are: solv-int
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The categories of this paper are: eess
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The categories of this paper are: acc-phys
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The categories of this paper are: cond-mat