Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: THANK CHAUCER FOR THIS DOORSTOP!

I am willing to bet my trophy room that you commoners have little knowledge on the difficulty I have holding the glass doors to my throne room open. I ordered the local craftsman to build me doors that could withstand an army of Scotsmen in a windstorm and that he did. Due to an unfortunate remark on his part in reference to the weakness of my son and heir, Sprite Bible III, I had him thrown in prison for eternity with the mad, blind wizard, Chocolate Shower and an immortal St. Bernard whose name shall be spoken (The royal hair on the back of my neck stands on end just with a passing thought). His imprisonment could not have been a more inopportune time due to the fact he was unable to install proper doorstops! I have tried every doorstop on the market but these Master Caster Big Foot Doorstops are the only ones strong enough to freeze my doors of glory in place. I ordered two.