Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: DO NOT READ

Okay, I can't even explain the reason why people like this book. Basically the author sets out to show the journey of a paitnign from boring and cliched owner to boring and cliched owner... and tell you the exact meaning of life while she's at it. The only problem is this profound and deep understanding of the meaning of life which Ms. Vreeland is trying to convey to us seems to be something along the lines of "Stop and smell the roses." Oh yeah, and "Love one another" is a big theme too. Anyway, the writing is didactic and sentimental. The fruits of research seem to be to pepper the writing with weird words that you have to research to understand. All in all, it's not worth the time it takes to read.