Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Skinny Legs beat Fat Thumbs, any day!

What were the publishers thinking? God, this is an awful thing.Mr/Dr Robbins has done to this work the same as his "chink" did to Sissy, the only problem being that the novel was not allowed the privilege of bathing in sunlight to relieve the abrasions.As Mr/Dr Robbins explains....."...there is an explanation dying to catch the next bus downtown. The word cowgirls starts to form in your mouth, but it dissolves. Never mind. This is no time for explanations. Somebody had better call an ambulance."Jeez, those sick publishers should have called an UNDERTAKER and buried this novel AND they should have interviewed EVERYONE on that bus for signs of trauma.