Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Hot Thick Cheese

I picked up this album at Target for some Hawaiian background music for a party. What a joke! Every tune is a cover, much of it with synthesizer. One piece even has 3 seconds of dead air while waiting for the track to loop back for a second verse. It's pop for the most part, and doesn't speak Hawaiian at all. If your idea of a luau is a hotel buffet line in a ballroom, or a hibachi bbq in a trailer park, then this disc might do for you.Instead, if you're looking for some authentic Hawaiian music, check out Gabby Pahinui, Dennis Kamakahi, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Raiatea Helm, and similar.