Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Worst. storage. idea. ever.

The Desk Apprentice is completely ridiculous. It is huge, heavy, and extremely cumbersome. I can see how one might be fooled into thinking it would be handy to have in the center of a long conference table, but in reality no one wants a massive black box sitting in the middle of their meeting. There is no way this monstrosity is going to help out your desk situation. Its essentially four pencil holders attached to the corners of a box, and it spins. Does that sound helpful to you? It is composed of rigid plastic that will scratch your skin or snag your sweater when you try to reach a pen that happens to fall into one its deep cubby holes. When you move you will need a box JUST for this eyesore. Unsightly and inconvenient, this is just one more thing Trump has created that the world does not need! DO NOT BUY THIS!!!