Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Absolutely Horrid!

I'm not going to be so condescending as to say that people who gave this book a positive review are of lesser intelligence. I will simply assume they are joking.The most polite word I can use to describe the plot is "jagged". If you want to get a feel for the plot, I want you to imagine playing hop-scotch. Now, erase the boxes and start hopping around randomly. Don't describe it or use helping words, just do it. Have your friends randomly throw blood and guts on you while spouting inane sexual innuendos. Keep hopping around - that's the key.There, you've just experienced the book and saved yourself some money.All of the negative reviews have already detailed this novel better than I ever could. I really just wanted to do my part in getting the overall rating down to where it belongs.