Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Suprize,suprize!

I have yet to read this facinating tome,but I think I shall,as I my name is in it.See "Job Interveiw".As I am still investigating the theft of my tattoo equipment after meeting and hiring the author of this book in 1999,I am hoping that reading her book may shed some light on my loss,the death of the person (D.V.)that my property was partially recovered from (post mortum),and hopefully answer the question of why the people of Laramie Wy.are such a bunch of pathetic criminal scumbags.Confuse "outlaws" with "morons",at your own peril.