Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Oops! SMAP did it again!

You're witty and informative, and I think you might be attractive! Read my review! At first, this album crept through my delicate veins, bludgeoning them with sharp sticks! And shattered pottery! But soon, I realized that each member of SPAM is like the Planeteers: the five elements being mastered and controlled by rings on their fingers! Also! One is French! SMAP often reminds me of a boy band from the future! You know, when boy bands will be composed entierly of robots with such perfect singing voices, that there are no pesky minor chords! The album makes a happy Englishman of you and your dog if you imagine the songs as predicting the plot for a film (also from the future!)! The Englishman becomes sad when he is left in the pantry!