Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Horizontal Crap!!!!

I honestly kept reading this book hoping it would get better. It did not. I was waiting for some dirt and nothing happened. It was more of a rambling crap fest. I know people that sleep around and the stories they tell are much better than this. I really didn`t care about the part where the doctor was gay. It didn`t shock me at all. I`ve heard worse. Some people just want to write books because they are famous....