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Query: "Where for art thou, Edward?"

In the tradition of such storied romances as ROMEO and JULIET and TITANIC's Jack and Rose comes TWILIGHT, a not-so-simple tale of boy-meets-girl when said boy turns out to be a vampire! Brooding Edward Cullen only has eyes for sheltered good-girl Bella Swan, yet their love is doomed from the start, for although Edward is unquestionably the finest hunk of undead flesh ever to walk the earth, he still has to pass gas. Will Bella's wholesome heart and tireless devotion be enough to purge Edward of the flatulent fires burning within him, or will night fall and cast a dirty, lingering pall over their love like a child with a disposable diaper?