Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: What was he thinking?

I had a choice. I could either read 'To Die Like an Amazon' or 'Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man' . . . They were both gifts, or so I thought. Turns out the former was a joke. After a heated conversation with a friend on the culture of the amazons, he gave me Wells' book. My friend is gifted; I give in. He's funny. I laughed so hard I couldn't stop, then realized Mr. Wells didn't mean his text to be a satire. To make a long review short, I'd rather die than recommend this to anyone. I far more enjoyed the diet book.Morgan Tansi