Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Oh Please

I wish I had so little shame and was well enough known to make money writing psychobabble garbage like this book. This is nothing but platitudes and pithy, predictable and thoroughly fabricated anectdotes targeted at vacuous salespeople who read at about the 3rd Grade level. Be sure not to comment about that suit of armor in the client's office! And whatever you do, NEVER accept your customer's offer of a cup of coffee! This book does have one redeeming feature: it is unintentionally funny.