Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Corny and overly sentimental...

What a lousy book. It has no real plot, other than some boring family intrigue wrapped around a couple of corny sex scenes. It was a waste of time... or, on second thought, maybe it was a good opportunity to see how fiction should not be written. Who the hell goes referring to his/her spouse by the last name anyway? If you want stereotypes, clichés and a naive love story, go ahead, knock yourself out...