Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Any idiot can write a book.

Well, Mr. Hauf. I was looking to make sure OJ's new confession had been pulled from release and found your little gem of a book. Funny how you could conclusivly proove that OJ is innocent now that he's admitted to the crime.I'm now off to look for other books you have written and am sincerely hoping for "The World is Really Flat, an Objective Report" and maybe "I Have a Brain, I Really Do."That should fill out your catalogue nicely.