Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Toilet Reading

When you're on the can and there's a choice between the back of a shampoo bottle and Richard Roeper's book, I'd go for the shampoo bottle. Obviously the subject matter is somewhat lowbrow and one expects a certain amount of drivel, but does it have to be written at a fifth grade level (nothing against fifth graders). I think I just expected more; more variety from culture to culture or throughout history (like Catherine the Great and her horse or maybe Hitler and his niece) and maybe just more fun reading. As I moved through the pages of this book, I kept thinking to myself "Missed Opportunity," he could have done so much more but didn't. As a result, "Urban Legends" has about as much future as a back issue of the "National Enquirer." Shampoo bottle anyone?