Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Bitsy Boy would like to thank you for saving his life.

I am not saying we really were going to kill him, but we were wishing him dead. Noisy little Pomeranian who just got noisier and meaner as he got older. Spraying water on him? nope, he apparently likes a little spritz. Screaming at him to be quite? nope, talk to the tail, the head is not listening. Expensive Dog Whispering? Nope, can't hear you. It was his sworn duty to protect great grandma from all of the rest of her own family, not to mention strangers and the telephone. Just a simple "Be Quiet" followed by a 2 second push of the button on the Pet Parade Dog Repeller? YES! Buy one, yesterday! Buy two if you have upstairs and downstairs.