Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The hair on my legs is thicker than the grass on my lawn.

The above line says it all. (And yes, I shave my legs.) Seriously, folks: I put these seeds down under a bunch of Scotts Patchmaster, and I got a lawn through which you can still read the newspaper. I shudder to think what would have happened without the added Patchmaster. Save your money: Don't buy either product.