Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Someone is completely insane... and it isn't Mr. Becker

Listening to "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" crooned by Leonard Nimoy and "Mr. Tangerine Man" warbled by William Shatner over and over and over again while watching women's basketball and eating glass is a much more rewarding and productive way to spend 90 minutes of your life.