Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Not for diabetics...

This is one of the most cloying, sickeningly precious films I think I've ever seen. If you can get through the first ten minutes without cringeing, you might actually like "Love, Actually." If not, you're in for a sticky ride, full of so many wince-inducing "awwwww" moments that I thought I was watching the film adaptation of a line of a Hallmark cards. And for a film purporting to be about love, there isn't one single honest human emotion on display. And there hasn't been an all-star cast playing such witless wanks since Burt Reynolds and "The Cannonball Run." Bill Nighy alone is hysterically funny, hence the two stars. "Love, Actually" is "Dreadful, Actually" in every possible way.