Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: One Star, ONE WATCH

You know what, i would give this item one star * because it has no parrallel in human history. That is why it should be categorized as one star. One more thing is that this watch is called a watch because after you buy it, you have to watch it over all the time lest something bad happens to it and you lose all your money. Once you buy it, you will stop counting on time and will let it count for you. Every time you go out, people will start looking, staring and gazing at you and then you say, WATCH, STOP WATCH!Last week, I gifted my girl friend one of these to make sure that she will not tell people i failed her on bed.Bedaaaaaaaaaaaan!