Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Smug and tiresome

If cringe-inducing teen prose is what you're in the mood for, I suggest pulling your old diaries out of storage. Tara Ariano's bad teen writing and present-day asides are no more interesting, clever or funny than yours. A pointless vanity piece that offers no insight or relevance within its understandably self-published pages.