Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Utterly unreadable

I make it a policy to finish every book I start, but this one sorely tempted me to ditch this practice. I can't remember the last time I read a book with such awful writing. Harayda forgot that basic tenet of writing: Show don't tell. We get constant resummations of actions that were poorly written to begin with. The dialogue is terrible. The ending is fairly predictable. And these characters!! I think Harayda was trying to jump on the Jane Austen/Bridget Jones bandwagon, but she misses by so far, it's ridiculous. There are so many better books to read if you want a light comedy (I didn't laugh once at this one), for instance, Otherwise Engaged wasn't too bad. Skip this one big time!!!