Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Absolute Garbage

I received a defective product that did not vibrate at all. Then I payed $10 to send it in for repair, and guess what I got back?? A vibrator that vibrates CONSTANTLY. Guess they repaired it a little *too* well.On the positive side, customer support offered to send me a new, third alarm clock. God knows what this one will do...