Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: where's the beef?

Where to begin? Bad writing, bad editing, bad directing, and bad acting (though an argument could be made that the actors never really had a chance). A veneer of a movie. One of the worst movies of the year. How did this movie fool so many critics? If you must watch this, watch it right after an early John Waters flick. Is this what passes for good cinema these days? Give me Mannequin or Short Circuit over this claptrap. For the 15 and under crowd.