Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: If he's a writer, I'm the queen of France.......

Wha....wha....wha happened? I am a YOOOOGE Steve Martin fan and have been for years. This book was on the shelf at the dollar store and now I know why. Talk about a stinkeroo. I SO didn't get it, Steve. Too many trips in Anne Heche's spaceship, perhaps?I want my dollar (and my "Jerk") back.....