Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Cardboard Submarine

Did you ever order a novelty product advertised in the back of a comic book when you were a kid? I waited until I was 43 to order this camera as a Christmas present for my seven-year old child. Friend, it don't float. Nor will it take pictures or connect to the Windows XP on my computer in Japan. OSI's response to my request for technical assistance was a one-line restatement of its 30-day return policy.The camera itself is not much bigger than a credit card. The shutter release is piece of plastic smaller than my small child's index finger. She showed no surprise when unable to take or upload photos.I went to a local electronics store and bought a second-hand camera for twice the price when it became clear that OSI was not going to offer even token assistance. It was Christmas in January and I have a package of plastic to recycle.