Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Absolute garbage

It's painfully obvious that the last page of 5 star reviews were written by the same loser, who kept getting new screen names and writting stupid 2 line reviews. Here's the truth though. Van Helsing sucks. It's terrible. It's no Mummy, or even Scorpion King. This movie is so bad that you have to question the sanity of the people who created it. On the upside some things that were supposed to be serious came out so cheesy and stupid that you had to laugh. (Like when Van Helsing turns into a warewolf and howls.)Overall, steer clear of this garbage. It's 2 hours that you can never have back.