Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Go ahead...Put me out of my misery!

Faced with the choice of being stabbed in both eyes or reading this BOB LOSURE BOMB, I chose reading the book. All I can say is, can I change my mind??? Go ahead, NOTHING could hurt anymore than reading this fireplace starter kit! Bob the Bomb is bitter, mean, egotistical, critical, full of himself, egotistical, a fading star, arrogant, and did I say egotistical?? I guess this stuff might have had my attention, gee, 15 years ago; but Losure is a has-been, at best, with a severe ax to grind...and I wish he would have done it to my skull instead of reading this insult to the First Amendment. Buyer be ware!