Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Zzzzzzzero stars. Even more boring than an Oprah book.

I'm a big Jacqueline Susann fan, so I was excited when I first heard about this book. I got the audio edition and listened to it while I drove to work each day. I tell you, it's a wonder I didn't careen off the road in a deep sleep while listening to it! Although it doesn't suffer from the twisted, gnarly phrasing of modern "litahdeddy" fiction, it, however, lacks the ballsy punches of its prequel.First it jerks around with the timeline, hacking twenty years off the characters' ages, and then it delivers a story with the impact of a 1962 Frigidaire commercial cowering under the scrutiny of a rigid TV censor!I mean, what was it afraid of? It had all the background it needed--the original VD!--to deliver a truly dishy and still insightful story. And, yet, the author chose not to do that. Huh?!The book brought me to tears, because it BORED me to tears.