Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Embarrassing. Mediocre.

Just no. No. Don't read this. I picked it up in the middle of summer. It was on the table with all the other summer-read books. I fell prey to the title and to my weakness for Jane Austen.This is no more than a Harlequin/Gothic paperback romance. Stilted, affected prose, shallow situations, obviously drawn characters, no insight, nothing interesting at all. Just awful.By the way, Col. Fitzwilliam is supposed to be this shallow, harsh, ridiculous man...Mr. Fitzwilliam? Did the author even READ Pride & Prejudice?