Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I didn't like this, starting with the rotten title...

OK, so it's a cute title, and in keeping with the rest of the glib titles of Selma Eichler's books. But it telegraphs way too much of the plot! The mystery, at face value, seems to have nothing to do with an affair. The title tells you what to look for.The mystery is too easily solved--there is only one clear solution to it, beginning very early on. So this book is padded with chapter after chapter of Desiree missing the clues, plus a completely annoying chapter in which Desiree looks down her nose at a bridal store employee. Now, this saleswoman is a pain in the posterior, to be sure, but Desiree's barbs are more directed at the size of the saleswoman's own posterior. This from a P.I. who is supposed to be appealing because she is plus-sized? OK, so maybe it's OK to be plus-sized as long as you aren't any bigger than Desiree...whatever size she is...or at least it seemed that Eichler was trying to convey something like that.