Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: You'd have to be desperate

A person would have to be very desperate to pay $25 for 2 twelve-packs of soda. A twelve pack in the store can be had for as low as $2.50 on sale, $4 worst-case. What's more, adding $45 for shipping is gouging in the worst way. If Squirt isn't available locally, you're better off buying some on vacation and taking it back on the plane with you.