Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Truth is Lamer than Fiction!

I looked at this book and recognized a woman I know immediately. Gosh, the only problem is that she's in her late twenties...therefore NOT a 1970's ex-girlfriend of Mark Helfrich's. That made me wonder about the whole project. Not that there would be anything wrong with a series of short vignettes coupled with photos of models...but Helfrich presents this as something else. Then I read the definitive take on this in the New Yorker. Debate over, people. These are professional models. A true title for this book might be "Stories About My Ex-Girlfriends, With Naked Pictures of Professional Models." Hmmm. Might not sell so well, then, would it? Especially because the stories are kind of shallow and self-aggrandizing. National Lampoon did a feature like this years ago that was much, much better. And we all knew it was a joke.