Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Can I have the Cliff Notes please?

What abosulte crap. Characters as shallow as a daytime soap, meaningless dialogue, absent characters... should I continue???No author of any credit needs to "Build Up" characters for 5 books! The scene at the end of the book is analgous to a starving man getting a cracker-- best meal you will ever have... but still, just a cracker.Anyone who compares this to Tolkein is an idiot. Really.You should use Amazon's CRM system to the fullest and check off "this review NOT helpful" to anyone who gave more than 2 stars-- in this manner you can weed the morons out of your book recommendations.