Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Things Like This DON'T HAPPEN!!

Well to be completely honest, I read the book when I was nine. Actually I still have the thing somewhere. But anyway, things like that don't happen. I'm 15 years old, and I'm telling you that there could never be a group of friends like that who have a club like that. I mean I know this is fiction, but it's not even realistic. I mean the author Ann M. Martin has no touch with reality here.