Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A great disappointment

Despite being a fan of any number of the contributors, I found this collection incredibly frustrating. So much of it fell flat for me-- Death of an Interior Designer, How to Be Difficult, Emily Dickinson, Memo to Staff, all three fables, and more. The Dave Barry was standard, but the only stand-out was Josh Kornbluth's Red Diaper Baby. I'm awfully glad I just got this from the library and didn't put any money into it.