Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: She's No Jenny McCarthy

We kept waiting for the 'money shot' (as in, any kind of quick, gratifying expulsion of hilarity), but it never arrived. Suffered through 30 minutes of the grating voice and over-rehearsed schtick before finally giving up. Maybe Cummings would be better suited to a scripted sitcom on HDNET. For now, Jenny McCarthy can rest easy knowing her All-Time Kickass Queen of the Bombshell Comedians title is safe.