Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: No Lasers, No Jets

Don't be fooled! This item is NOT a jet and there ain't no lasers either. I'd have settled for any kind of jet or laser: laser shark, laser cat, fighter jet, jet magazine... this was NONE of that. All it is is an odd black plastic chunk full of really messy black powder. NO lasers and NO jets.