Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Overall uninteresting

How can you turn the act of waiting by the phone for a guy to call into a novel? Rebecca Ageiwich has found a way. After our protagonist is suddenly dumped by her boyfriend of two years, she starts a blog as a venue to vent her heartbreak over this and untimately her obsession with finding a suitable replacment. What ensues is 200+ pages of self-pitying and self-absorbed neurosis over finding a man to snag and then marry. We're taken on a journey of dates, both good and bad, and their aftermath, all to the tune of her loudly ticking biological clock. I kept asking myself why I should care. This is clearly a book for the junior-high set. Rebecca, you embarrass my gender.